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morinuu · 5 months

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LISTWN TO ME I JUST READ YOUR TAMAKI ANGST AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE SO FICKING GOOD??

A she falls but he falls harder

Reader finally gets over it and stops coming, moving on and focusing on herself, and he notices and starts realizing how he took her for granted

And then its him that's loosing his mind and shit like that. Dude. Dude. I'm loosing my MIND you write so well

first of all ty for the compliment >< so glad u liked it im blushing and giggling!! secondly im not sure abt the reader completely abandoning tamaki's side (i love being delulu), but i do have smth else in mind that's kinda similiar n i hope its satisfactory :3 i changed only a minor part from the og :P i wanna make this a small series..... maybe like 3-4 parts.. anw this is pt 1

☀︎｜tamaki x female reader. almost 4k words. continuation of this. ure sick, yamada hinata & aoko r just some ppl i made up for the plot, tamaki's pretty stupid n emotionally unintelligent, lots of feelings and background information, y'all r childhood friends, there's like one 4th wall break but i thought it was kinda funny so i kept it

you weren't a fan of february.

allergy season was your absolute worst, the wheezing and coughing sucking the life out of you as you struggled to change out of your clothes to get the day started. you didn't sleep much, interrupted constantly by your sore throat aching and squeezing.

sure, it's just hay fever to everyone else, but for a young woman who carried around an inhaler, it's hell. well, almost hell.

what was truly hellish wasn't the fatigue or the sneezing, but your mum dragging you back in the house and forbidding you from going to school until you're well enough to study again. how were you supposed to keep up with chemistry class if you skip?

not that your parents cared for your grades; they knew you could just enter whatever field you wanted with the connections your family held, but it felt nice to be awarded for working hard.

after your personal maid let out a small "pardon me, miss" and carried you back to bed, you realised that the feeling your soft quilt hugging your cold limbs would never be beaten by the jacket you desperately clung on to warm yourself in p.e - which just so happened to be your first period that day and you were dreading it.

"i'll be making you some tea, miss. would you like to breakfast now?" your maid's quiet voice addressed you, hoping you'd just sleep the illness off as you usually did so she could rest too.

to be fair, you weren't a very easy master to please, so could you blame her?

"i'll breakfast la-" a cough and some wheezing "-i'll breakfast later, bring some english breakfast with a slice of lemon." you said nothing else, instead focusing on calming your throat that seemed to intensify in soreness. "a pastille too."

"understood my lady, i'll be right back." she bowed and excused herself from your room, ignoring your groans of annoyance as you buried your face into the pillow.

"damn it." you muttered and extended your hand to grab your phone from your bedside table. unlocking it with the passcode (because you weren't in the mood to lift your head and let your phone scan your face) you squinted as the light mode of a social media app hit your eyes harshly, forcing you to use muscle memory to lower the brightness to its minimum.

you scrolled through, liking your friends' private posts and decided to message one of them.

yn.spam: gm dude, i cant come to school today cus im sick. can u do me a favour n tell aoko to give me her notes? she never looks at her messages.

with your phone back on the table to wait for a response, you lied back comfortably and closed your eyes, because as much as you wanted to watch something on netflix or play a video game, you didn't want to make things worse for yourself.

you grew impatient for the cup of tea your maid was brewing, rotating between wheezing, checking your phone and staring at the ceiling. it seemed like the seconds weren't passing by at all.

soon enough, your maid comes back with some fancy tray carrying a kettle, your favourite mug (the one your daddy drank from when you were a little girl before your parents divorced), a tiny plate with some lemon slices and a small box of pastilles as throat medicine.

you didn't thank the woman when she helped you sit up, nor when she stayed by your side to make sure you didn't choke between coughs and burnt yourself with the hot liquid. just as you took your first sip, your phone lit up to show your friend's response.

thatguyhinata: Ayooo gppd morning. Sry to hear tht. Sure if I see her I'll telm her.

the irises in your eyes rolled upwards at the boy's typos that irked you every time, completely ignoring how he didn't wish for your recovery.

yn.spam: thanks yamada

you never used any of your circle's first names, which your mum always found weird.

'you sure these are your friends, darling?' she would ask often, and your response would always be the same:

'yeah mum. leave me be.'

only tamaki had ever felt close enough to be called by his first name.

after swallowing your medicine, you dismissed the older woman standing over you and pulled your quilt over your quivering form again.

"gods, please let this be over soon."

...

well.

...turns out, you gotta be much more specific with what you ask of gods, because they might not have the same understanding of the word 'soon'.

here you are, three days later, with your allergy having been combined with a virus that'd been going around, intensifying your asthma symptoms and raising a high fever, making your mother and doctor ban you from walking into ouran.

halfway throughout the day, you realise what had been completely slipping your mind while your lungs were occupied inhaling abnormally.

"i have an appointment today!" you exclaimed with wide eyes, raising from the bed like lazarus from his grave.

"...?" the new maid next to you didn't say anything, she was clearly concerned. after some seconds of you overthinking something, she spoke up. "you have no other doctor's appointment today, my lady. he just left 10 minutes ago."

you shook your head quickly, ignoring the dizziness brought by your fever "bring me my phone," the girl was puzzled "now!"

bowing a quick apology, she rushed to your desk and handed you your phone with both hands, not daring to look up. you disliked new maids; they were inexperienced and annoying, but scolding her would have to wait.

"damn it, damn it, damn it!" you murmured under your breath and tapped furiously on your phone, trying to find where the hell you'd written kyouya's business e-mail address.

you had it saved as every other client of the host club had, but you had never actually used it, not once.

you never missed an appointment, and always booked the next one tete-a-tete with the black-haired manager. if you became a no-show without prior notice, wouldn't that look bad? would it annoy kyouya and he wouldn't accept you in the club again?

well no, but you had the habit of overthinki-

'would it annoy tamaki?'

you groaned and murmured to yourself - had you deleted it? maybe it was in your notes app and you erased it? was it on your old phone from a month ago?

"find an e-mail for me." you ordered the maid who looked up at you perplexed, but carried out the order nonetheless.

the girl was embarrassed when she found out her master was asking for a host's email, wanting the earth to swallow her when she dialed the ouran academy's number. 'the stuff i do for money..' she thought and prayed her family never found out.

it wasn't a long process to retrieve the address, but what was, was the rant hitting the maid's ears when your overthinking about what to write left your mouth at incredible speeds.

"should i say i'm sick? but he already knows that- he's in my class! maybe tell him to give my time to another girl? no wait, he would do that anyway... or after i apologise, i'll say that, like, something came up- but that's not believable enough... ugh!" you buried your face in your pillow and, unbeknownst to you, your new maid's eye was twitching in annoyance.

she understood now why your personal maid took the week off just when you got sick - not that she understood how and why your mum allowed it though.

(it's because you can be insufferable and she gets it.)

"my lady, may i help?" the girl let out, clearing her throat when you lifted your head from the pillow. "i can write the e-mail myself, please focus on resting."

after some convincing, you gave in.

and so 10 minutes later, back at ouran, kyouya's phone let out a ting! with your full name on the notification. he'd already guessed you wouldn't show up to your appointment considering you hadn't come to school in three days, and already had someone to fill your place but left it for the last moment in case you did show up.

why? well you were ln yn, and it was painfully obvious you were smitten with his best friend, though he could say it was a bit different from the rest of the clientele.

probably due to the fact that you'd known tamaki for much longer than kyouya had. and yet tamaki didn't seem to have the same fascination with you.

he remembers when he first met you, when he'd heard that you were spoiled rotten and weren't even planning to enroll in ouran until tamaki did. you simply transferred to be with the boy.

literally everyone knew of ln yn's almost freakish obsession with suoh tamaki, except for the victim himself.

so imagine his surprise at the strictly professional e-mail he'd received from you, where not a single mention of your host was included. weird.

after glancing at the french boy in the seat next to him eating his bowl of some-sort-of-commoner-convenience-store lunch, kyouya quickly typed a response and informed the next girl in line that a spot was open 'for tamaki's hosting services at 15:35'.

"one of your appointments cancelled due to a personal issue. we'll have someone else fill it." kyouya told tamaki, just as stated in the e-mail, even though it was pretty clear you were sick, and he couldn't figure out why you'd lie.

"hm? oh, okay!" the brunet smiled and went back to devouring his meal, not thinking much of kyouya's words.

kyouya pondered if he should tell him the client was his loyal friend yn, who would never skip out on seeing tamaki, but he stopped himself, curious as to how it would all play out.

eh, if the twins could have fun, so could he.

"oh! haruhii! daddy's here!"

the hours passed so slow you were almost convinced time was frozen when you weren't glancing at the clock on your laptop.

the drama you'd been watching started to lose its interest after presenting the third plot twist in a row, annoying you with all the plot holes it left gaping.

sipping on your green tea (you'd been drinking tamaki's recommendation, pomegranate, only to throw all of it in the trash when you heard he gave the same advice to haruhi), you paused the show and sighed in absolute, tyrannical boredom.

by now you'd normally have finished your classes and walked to music room #3, your favourite among them all.

you'd be welcomed by a host and walked to a sofa to wait for your appointment, ignoring any other girl in the waiting area trying to pick a conversation with the middle child of the ln family.

and soon enough you'd be approached by your one and only taking your hand in his and kissing it to greet you, with his blue eyes staring up at you innocently like a man in love; a look he gave to any woman nowadays, it was second nature to him.

you got lost in them so often, he sometimes dared to ask you if you didn't enjoy his company and that's why you spaced out so much.

preposterous.

you? disliking tamaki? how could he think that after all these years you spent playing together, with you transferring to his school for his sake, swallowing your pride and becoming the client of a host for him?

truly an absurd notion.

currently, however, you weren't in the host club. you were just a girl with a bunch of germs crawling everywhere around her room, unable to go out and see the man of her dreams kiss her cheek and tell her to 'get well soon'.

speaking of, your mum grew increasingly concerned when she noticed the lack of communication between you and tamaki. you were always attached to his hip like some sort of koala, and the fact that you hadn't reached out to him to inform him of your illness personally so he could visit you made her worry.

but it was only natural that you'd suspect you were being an annoyance to tamaki once you began to notice his eyes shift from you to the newest host a couple of months prior. he'd been a petit brunet boy. a first year who was friendly and of lowly origin. you didn't think much of it.

at least not until the day hikaru asked if you could fetch something he forgot in the back room, completely ignorant to the fact that haruhi had come to the club early that day to ask for another uniform because she'd been accidentally thrown water at by two classmates of hers being stupid.

so when you opened the curtain and saw a small-sized girl with only her panties on desperately trying to hide herself from you, it didn't take more than a couple of seconds to put two and two together.

tamaki wasn't fascinated by the commoner errand 'boy' turnt host.

he wanted her.

you closed the curtain, giving the girl her privacy back and muttering an curt apology, "sorry." before deciding that hikaru would have to get his things himself.

neither haruhi nor you spoke about it again, and she never snitched to the host club about your discovery of her sex.

you liked to pretend it never happened, and that it never changed anything. but just like with tamaki, pretending doesn't go anywhere. the hints were there. his furiously blushed face when he stared at her, his protection of her when the twins teased her, his demands for kyouya to do things for haruhi because she'd like it, not even because she'd asked - well, the stage of denial didn't last long.

shortly after came anger. pure, unexplainable rage and envy. the fourth of the deadly sins was soon rushing through your veins like a drug you couldn't get clean from. 'why her?' you would ask in your rampages.

you couldn't figure it out, and you couldn't ask anyone either, because as infuriated as you were, hurting haruhi by revealing her identity wasn't on your to-do list.

not because you were a good person, god no.

rather, if tamaki knew you hurt his precious daughter - you barfed - like that, who knows if you'd see him again?

and so came the bargaining stage, with your rage never leaving your blood stream, of course. being petty was always one of your main personality traits, one that tamaki would often point out.

what did fujioka haruhi have that ln yn didn't?

'nothing.' you muttered to yourself.

nothing.

nothing?

could you be absolutely sure?

you didn't see her much outside of the club, and there were a couple of times you'd heard the hosts hung out together.

maybe they had a moment? or two, three?

perhaps it was high time you stopped bothering him. perhaps then he'd realise you were the one.

that's why your texts to him had much lessened, coming to a complete stop after roughly two months of your self-doubt and insecurities getting the best of you. so did your occasional visits to his house for studying. you'd even stopped wearing the perfume he got you as a birthday present last year, even though you couldn't find another scent that fit your tastes the same way.

despite your attempts at catching his attention, the bubbling fury in your chest rose once again when you realised that maybe tamaki didn't care about you at all.

he texted you as much as you texted him, he hung out with you only when you asked, and when he came closer to you and noticed the change in your scent, he went: "different perfume, princess?"

and while normally you'd be ecstatic at him noticing, your happiness was immediately destroyed when "the other one was a little old fashioned, good thing you moved to something more fresh."

why couldn't he say what he would have said had he been in an otome game, something among the lines of: 'did you wish to match mine?' or something cheesy like that? ...was your scent not to his tastes?

'did he forget his skills from hosting or what?' you whined.

consequently, now that you were sitting around doing nothing to reach out to tamaki or any of your 'friends', your mum couldn't help but take her phone in her hands to call her friend hitachiin yuzuha.

back in the pink room that is the host club, today's rendezvouses seemed to be going by awfully quickly for tamaki.

in the couple of minutes of break he had between the end of this rendezvous and next the one to come, he quickly found his phone from his back pocket and went over his schedule sent by kyouya.

your name had been crossed out and replaced with another one he recognised, another regular guest of his. he raised his eyebrow at that.

he lifted his head and looked for the shadow king.

"hey, kyouya?"

"hm?" kyouya didn't bother to look up from his laptop, furiously typing god-knows-what.

"why's yn's time gone?" he asked innocently in a curious voice that had you heard, you'd be swooning over.

"i told you, she cancelled due to personal business," his answer was straight-forward "although it's probably because she's ill."

ah, that makes sense, you were the one that cancelled.

wait, huh?

"what do you mean she's ill?" his eyebrows furrow a bit and he cocks his head to the side like a cute dog who doesn't understand anything its owner says.

"what do you mean, 'what do i mean'? she's been absent since monday because she's not feeling well, and she won't come today either. pretty simple." kyouya finally looked up at tamaki with a strange expression on his face. "has she not told you?"

tamaki shook his head a bit, "uhm.. no, not really." and tapped his phone again to check his messages on multiple social media apps to make sure he wasn't missing anything. his emails were empty too, only some spam from a newsletter page that he never bothered to cancel his subscription from.

"how do you know?" he questioned kyouya, but before he could answer, "no wait, don't answer that, you creep. of course you know." he sighed.

after some seconds of quiet thinking, "why didn't you tell me?" tamaki continued his questioning.

"everyone already knows, my lord." an awfully familiar voice butt in making the french boy turn his head around, resting his hand on his waist.

the voice belonged to kaoru, who had his arm wrapped around his twin's shoulders. seems like they also just finished with an appointment.

"what does that mean? who's 'everyone' and why am i not included?" tamaki crossed his arms, feeling kind of left out.

"that guy hayato or whatever who hangs out with yn and her friends was telling someone and we overheard." hikaru shrugged in unison with his doppelganger.

honey's soft voice entered the chat. "you mean hinata-kun? yn-chan's friend? yeah, he told me when i asked where yn-chan is because i thought she forgot to bring the candy she promised." he quickly grabbed a piece of cake from the fridge near where kyouya had been sitting and left the room swiftly.

huh, how convenient for him to enter for the plot.

"and why's it that you two evil bastards didn't bother to tell me?" tamaki exclaimed in disbelief, pointing a finger at the both of them. how could they? his precious childhood friend was sick at home and he didn't know?!

"sorry milord-" kaoru announced with his shoulders still raised, "-but you're always talking to yn-" hikaru joined, "-how were we supposed to know you're not asking her about her well-being?" they delivered the finishing blow together.

what were these lame jerks insinuating? 'not asking about her well-being'? what did they know? just as he went to respond with his usual barking, he stopped himself to instead text you on his own for the first time in a while. not that he noticed.

the twins looked at their king with a confused and weirded-out expression on both their faces, before glancing at each other and shrugging again, already disinterested. kyouya had long gone back to his work and so the twins walked to an empty sofa in an almost isolated area of the club, lying on top of one another to give a nice view to whichever client was into it.

about six minutes of pure silence passed between the two before kaoru's phone buzzed; a text from his mum.

the twins read the text simultaneously, with hikaru raising an eyebrow at its contents. they looked back at the slender boy texting you on his phone at the other end of the club, confused about his behaviour.

"seriously...?" hikaru quietly asked kaoru, referring to the text, only to be met with the other's puzzled expression.

as for the half-and-half boy, his fingers were anxiously tapping kyouya's table and awaiting your response to his message.

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: Hey darling! Is everything alright? I heard you didn't come to school because you're sick. I thought you just didn't feel like coming. Why didn't you tell me?

he didn't know you let out a deep sigh at his text, even if it was three days late. it gave you hope - false hope. that he'd started to pay attention to you again. maybe being distant worked-

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: want me to come over?

the question felt natural to him, you always visited his home but seldom did he ever visit yours. since you were sick, it made sense that you wouldn't come over this time.

yn>.< : arent u busy rn tho lol

your name on his phone had obviously been put there by you, his choice of emoji had been party hat for some reason.

"be serious, what does that even mean, tamaki?" you'd asked him one day during a break from your studying in his room.

"you don't like it..?" he pouted like usual and you rolled your eyes.

"here. that's better." you handed him his phone back with a new 'yn >.<' as your contact name.

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: I can just come after club activities.

wait, he was actually coming? after two months of your only contact being through your rendezvous? it worked?! it actually worked?!

you thought of how to answer him.

at your lack of fast response, tamaki thought of ways to help you feel better through your illness.

'aha! eureka!' tamaki's head echoed.

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: I'll bring some commoner snacks we can enjoy too! Commoners have incredible food to help alleviate illness!

tamakiii ♥♥♥♥: What are you even sick with, anyway?

of course.

commoner food, of course.

haruhi's food.

yn>.< : lol no its fine i dont want u to get sick. ill just c u at sxhool yn>.< : school* yn>.< : doc said its just a cold but yk w my asthma n shit

tamaki was thoroughly disappointed with your response, what did you mean 'you didn't want him to get sick'? you'd never cared if you caught his cold.

his heart raced with worry, and he decided he would stop by anyway. knowing his next appointment was approaching, he speed walked over to the newest host.

"haaaaruuhiiiiii!" he waved his hand to her and her two clients, smiling widely with all of them smiling back at him.

"yeah? what is it, senpai?" haruhi looked up at him from her armchair.

"sorry to intrude-" he runs his hair through his locks - an action that you told him the ladies would swoon over, "-but i was wondering, do you have any recommendations for commoner food that sick people can eat?"

"...are you serious?"

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rabbitblackx · 1 year

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Hai! how are you?

good? bad? idk?

i have an idea..

slender, toby, ben, jack, masky, hoodie, jeff, liu, jane and kate ( you can leave some out if you want to ) with a sweet s/o | golden retriver(?)/puppy but make it the embodyment of sunshine and clumsy (if u know mix between skz's felix and ateez's mingi vibe)| who fights for their food? literlly.

as soon as someone(anyone/anything) tries to take their food,plate it's on.

imagen, they invite their s/o to eat with the others and someone's like let me take your plate and they just full on takle them.

or jeff and y/n fighting over the last plate of sth and their partner trying to get them of him

bonus if the s/o usually doesn't like activities that take too much energy

You dont have to if you dont want to!

Hi! I’m going good thanks for asking! :) as much as I love Kate I actually don’t write for her sorry about that! I also have no idea who those people are so sorry if this sucks lol😅💞💞

Creepypastas with a Reader that’s got the personality of a golden retriever

Includes: Slender Man, Masky, Hoody, Toby Rogers, BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, Jeff The Killer, Homicidal Liu and Jane The Killer

Slender Man💖

Slender Man couldn’t keep up with your bright and happy attitude. He thought it was endearingly fascinating that someone could be so optimistic in a world like this

He knew how much you liked your food. He often had to pull you off other creeps within the manor because you playfully fought over food with them

With you being so wild and boisterous, Slender Man made it a habit to save plenty of leftovers for you. He then tucked you away with him in his big office, glad when he sees you finally unwind and enjoy a snack to yourself. He liked having quiet time with you this way

Masky💖

Your cheery and playful nature certainly wasn’t something Masky was used to (besides Toby’s annoying antics). He thought you were adorable though, and wanted to protect you at all costs

Had never moved so fast in his life when you jumped over the table and onto Jeff because he took away your food. Masky was worried you were gonna hurt yourself or get into trouble. So he leapt after you and yanked you off Jeff. You and him were just having fun though, acting like a pair of playful dogs

At the end of the day, Masky was gonna love you no matter how you were. He adored you, as you made his life 100% better and brighter. He also made sure to never take your leftovers

Hoody💖

Brian kinda matched your enthusiasm, but he wasn’t as gleeful as you were. He really enjoyed your company, always having plenty to talk about with you. Hoody tried to remain stone cold in front of the others, but your sweet nature always made him melt

Couldn’t believe how protective you were of your frigging food. You and him were chatting at the dinner table, when Masky came over to take your plate. Apparently you weren’t done eating, and shot out of your seat, towards the masked man. Hoody couldn’t help but giggle under his own mask, thinking you were adorably hilarious

He loved having you around. He was never bored when he was with you. Hoody was possessive of you at times, as you were pretty much the light of his life <3

Toby Rogers💖

Toby thought you were a riot! The two of you were always getting up to no good. Your energy matched his perfect and that made him crazy. Toby was obsessed; he had never met someone like you

He purposely took your snack away when you weren’t looking, excitedly waiting for you to notice. When you looked down and saw your food was gone, your eyes immediately locked on Toby. You launched yourself at him, playfully tackling him to the kitchen floor. Any creeps that walked in to grab their own snacks immediately walked back out, as they knew your play fighting always turned a bit graphic

Not only was Toby in love with you, you were also his best friend. Wherever you went, he followed. You and him were to paint the world red with your crazy shenanigans

BEN Drowned💖

BEN thought you were so fun to be around. He enjoyed your boisterous and playful nature very much. His favourite thing to do with you was play video games. You were a great gaming buddy

BEN secretly loved it when you play fought with the others over food. He was your cheerleader. He was also cooing over how cute you were. You really were like a little golden retriever puppy! BEN couldn’t get enough of your shenanigans

During your everyday life in the manor, expect BEN to be popping out of any tv screens, computers or even your phone. He checked in on you often, making sure you were going good. BEN was always eager too, hoping you would strike up a conversation with him. He could listen to you talk for hours

Eyeless Jack💖

Your hyper and cheery nature could be a little too much for Jack at times. He himself was very quiet and broody; your exact opposite. But don’t worry, he also thought you were super cute and sweet too

Jack could kind of get it when you got possessive over your food. Except the fact that what he ate was human organs, and what you ate was, you know… normal

You were so different from Jack, and that was what he liked about you. He adored you, and wanted you close always. And at a point in your relationship, your cheeriness and warmth was rubbing off on him. Jack was once aloof and gloomy, but now you couldn’t get rid of him. Not that you wanted to, you too were like a lovesick puppy

Jeff The Killer💖

Jeff thought you were annoying at first. He was an emo edge lord of the night while you were this bright, cheery, hyper puppy of a person. He didn’t believe he could ever like you

When Jeff saw you tackle Toby because he took away your food, he was very surprised. Watching the two of you laugh and playfully fight, tossing around against each other on the kitchen floor… it made something deep within him mad. Jeff was envious of Toby, and wanted to be in his position. Y’know, rolling around with you on the floor… you getting all dir-

Jeff was very, very possessive over you. Your light and cheerful innocence was all for him, nobody else was allowed to enjoy it anymore. He wanted to wrap your adorable little ways up tight and keep them for himself forever. Jeff craved to own you. He needed you as his pet

Homicidal Liu💖

Liu kinda liked your energetic, cheerful personality! You reminded him of the kids he would’ve hung out with if the stuff with Jeff never went down. He thought your presence was delightful, just sometimes intense

Like when you fought with his brother over food. Jeff thought it was funny taking away your snack, but you were like, it’s on. Liu actually quite enjoyed watching you wrestle each other. Until his brother started to hit on you, then Liu had to yank him off you. After shooing Jeff away, he protectively pulled you to his chest with a pout

Liu pretty much fell in love with instantly when you first met. He thought you were so cute. From your silly clumsiness, to your playful wit, he loved it all. You were his sunshine and he didn’t ever want you to be taken away

Jane The Killer💖

Jane was smitten. She loved your cheeriness and playful charm. You were so cute. Just like a golden retriever puppy! You made her heart flutter

To made sure there were no dramas, she made sure to hide food for you so nobody ate or stole it. She knew how riled up you could get over that. As cute as you were, you were a force to be reckoned with

Jane was always calling you pet names. Anything from darling, sweetheart, dear, sweetie, love… the list went on and on. She was just so glad to call you hers. You were always bubbly and affectionate, pulling yourself impossibly close to her at all times. Jane was quick to wrap you up into her chest, whispering sweet nothings into your ear

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outofboundsarchives · 6 months

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okay, hai!! request forrr clay face fucking reader 🫶 i think about it much much too often n id luvv for u to maybe write something on it. im sorry if this is a little broad, im not good at sending in requests 😓

(have flower)

I'm so sorry this took so long! I was in a total creative rut, but I hope you like it!

(As always, my requests are open. I do both sexes, any gender, with any Rory Culkin characters)

//non gendered reader//

It had been a long day, and struggling to get your keys in the lock was almost too much to handle, but when you opened the door, you could hear the TV playing.

Clay was home.

You feel a small flicker of relief that's quickly blown out when you walk into the living room.

Clay was curled up in a ball, his knees pulled up to his chest, and his hair hung in his face as he chewed at the skin around his nails.

"Clay?" You ask cautiously as you walk into the room. His head turns quickly as he watches you in the doorway.

"Baby, are you okay? What's going on?" You say as you step closer to him, dropping your bag next to the couch. He was strung out and jittery. Something was obviously bothering him, but he just shook his head.

"Just watching a show," His voice was flat but shaky. There was something eating him alive, but you know he'd rather die than talk about it.

You walk over, crouching in front of him and resting your hands and chin on his bent knee.

"Talk to me baby, please," you almost pout as you tilt your head.

He rolls his eyes at your attempt to ease his tension, but he doesn't speak.

You let out a fake sigh, your hands sliding up and down either side of his thigh.

"You might feel better if you talk about it," Your hand ghosts over the groin area of his sweat pants, and he looks down at you. "Can I make you feel better, Clay?"

You hear a whine strain against his throat, but he doesn't let it escape his mouth. He nods his head as he spreads his thighs to make room for your body.

"Yeah...yeah I would like that," He replies as he places both feet on either side of your body.

No matter what state he was in, Clay would never turn down a blow job.

You lean forward, your face nuzzling against his cock as you already feel it start to harden against your lips.

He lets out a shallow moan, his hips shifting as he adjusts himself on the couch.

"Fuck," He whispers as your saliva soaks into his sweatpants, the wet fabric hot against him.

You hook your fingers into his waistband and boxers and pull them down just enough for his election to slide out.

Immediately you press your face against him, your lips slide up the side of his shaft and back down again.

"Fuck that feels good..." He mutters before he sucks air through his clenched teeth.

One of his hands fists the fabric of the cushion as he pulls your hair out of your face with the other.

Already, his hips are rocking forward as he impatiently pushes his swollen tip against your cheek.

You look up at him through your lashes as you slide your tongue across his tip. His body twitches as his mouth drops open in a small gasp.

You feel the hand in your hair tighten as he pushes his tip against your lips.

"C'mon baby, open up," He commands as his brows knit together. You barley part your lips before he's pushing into them, his cock filling your mouth.

"There you go, that's it...so good," He rolls his head back with a whine. Clay wastes no time and pushes you to take him deeper and deeper until you gag. Your hand reaches up to grip his base, where you can't quite reach with your mouth.

He uses your hair to push and pull you back and forth, his grip tightening as you hollow your cheeks and suck around him.

"I've been thinking about you all day," His voice is raspy as you look up at him. His lips are parted as a moan rolls off his tongue. His brows are curled up as you keep eye contact and try to take him deeper.

You let him control your speed, but he keeps forcing you to take more than you're ready for, and you gag.

His movments slow but don't stop. His other hand caresses your cheek as his hips lift off the couch slightly.

"You're okay, you're okay," He coos. "Breath through your nose, yeah?"

You take a shuddering sniffling inhale through your nose before he starts to push you down again.

A smile tugs at the corner of his lip as he tilts his head and looks down at you.

"Just like that...Fuck" His head hits the back of the couch before his cock is shoved to the back of your throat once more.

Your hands shoot up and grab at his inner thighs before he does it again.

Tears break past your lashes and drip down your cheeks from the strain. Your gaze lifts up to his, and he groans.

"You look so good like this," He huffs as his teeth pull at his lip.

Your eyes look up to meet his. They're half lidded and dark. The purplish circles encase his eyes from lack of sleep. Withdrawals

The sound of your mouth sucking against him pops as you pull back too far. You feel his grip tighten in your hair slightly before taking him in again.

He lets out a frustrated huff.

Your eyes flutter closed at the sound, his little whimpers like music to your ears.

Clay's legs twitch slightly as your hand moves up along with your mouth.

"So good to me, baby." His breath is getting raspy as you feel his fingers tense against your scalp.

You whine at the feeling, and before you realize it, he's pulling your head back. You look up at him with a confused look as he squirms his hips, his body sliding down the couch just a bit.

"Put your hands on the floor for me," He groans as he pulls your hair into a tight pony tail with his hand.

You do as he asks, your hands and knees pressed against the ground as they support your weight.

You feel the pressure of him pushing your head down, and as you open your mouth to lick his tip his hips push up, shoving his cock down your throat in one thrust.

The sharp gasp you release is smothered by him fucking your mouth.

His hips lift off the couch as he forces himself deeper into your throat, a stuttered breath rolling off his lips and tickling your face.

He lets his body go slack and move down, before lifting again and slamming back into you.

You can feel your breath stopping as he hits deeper each time, your eyes water as you try to swallow around him.

It doesn't take long before he's hammering against the back of your mouth as he holds your head in place.

The pressure of his hands almost gives you a headache as he stops you from moving or pulling away.

Saliva drips from your mouth, his hands tightening in your hair, and everything becomes too much.

You gag and pull back, but Clay lets out a long, drawn-out whine.

"Please, please, I'm so close,"

His desperation is like a punch to your gut, and you stop trying to move back.

His movements become ragged, and sudden until his hands push your head down, his body leaning forward as he cradles youd head and cums down your throat.

His cock squirts thick hot liquid as it twitches inside your mouth.

"So good...fuck it's so good," He whimpers, his chest heaving as he catches his breath.

You squirm in his lap, the lack of oxygen making your brain feel fuzzy before he pulls away.

Your throat burns as you take a deep breath and cough before cleaning the spit from your chin. You sit back on your calves as you look up at Clay. His hair is a mess, tangled and draped in his heated face.

His hands run through your hair as his eyes meet yours.

"I've had a very stressful day," He replies with a long exhale.

#rory culkin #rory culkin smut #clay roach #smut #one shot #rory culkin one shot

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lotties-ashwagandha · 1 year

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hayyyy in the morning mood for some writing from my fav writer and boom here i am. can i make a request PLEASE and THANK YOU

let’s spice up your oceans 8 masterlist yes?? LOU X READER PERHAPS???

mad as per usual you have free reign, give me something argument based tho… maybe post argument because grumpy satirical lou is a heartthrob yes

thanks babe

love you always <E

HAY BITCH HELL YEAH HOW IS THIS?? @cartoonpeoples

also. im so gay bro im too gay for this why are u doing this to me im im

WATERED-DOWN VODKA

pairing: lou miller x reader

word count: 842

notes and warnings: currently watching oceans 8 as i write this ,,, they are at subway. also everyone go say happy birthday to @cartoonpeoples

taglist: @cartoonpeoples @thedeconstructionist @cordeliass @paulsonsratched @mayfair-fleur @goodeday2u @traumatisedfangirl

- BARELY PRE-HEIST (DEBBIE JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON) -

You could hear her slamming plates in the kitchen as she put them away.

You sat in the main lobby of the theater, switching the television channel every few seconds — you were hardly able to focus on any of the movies playing, leftover fury still burning in your chest from earlier.

Debbie Ocean had gotten out of jail close to a week ago. She had been staying with the two of you, something else you and Lou had argued about, and in the end she had won as you’d known she would, under the condition that Debbie was to stay no more than a couple of days.

“She has nowhere else to go,” Lou had whispered in the kitchen upon Debbie’s arrival. “You can't expect me to leave her in the middle of New York with nowhere to stay.”

You scoffed. “Oh, I’m sure she could con herself into the fucking Ritz if she wanted to.”

Lou had tilted her head, giving you that look, the look that said everything in her silence.

At that point, you knew you were fucked.

Content with the news playing on the TV, you set the remote on the coffee table.

After a few minutes, the slamming of the dishes stopped, and the door to the kitchen opened and shut.

You sighed, a new flash of anger overcoming you. Neither of you had said anything, but her mere presence enraged you, the nonchalance with which she sat on the sofa and began to fiddle with her lighter. You wanted to knock the damn thing out of her hand — the continuous clicking, not a moment’s peace, and the worst part was she knew it got under your skin.

Lou took the remote from the coffee table, changing the channel to a heist movie.

You took it back once she had set it down, changing the channel back to the news.

Again, she changed the channel.

“So fucking childish,” you breathed, leaving the remote alone at last.

“What was that?” Lou asked, though you knew she’d heard you perfectly well.

You were silent for a while, letting everything both of you wished to say hang in the air uncomfortably. Part of you desperately wanted to go to the bedroom and lock her out, though you were intent on not ‘letting her win,’ so you stayed exactly where you were.

Abruptly, you snatched the remote, turning off the TV. “We need to talk about this.”

Lou put down the lighter. “I thought we already did.”

“How much did Debbie offer you? $16 million?”

Lou nodded, her expression relatively vacant except for a growing irritation. Her hair was a bit disheveled, and even the blazer of her burgundy suit had been lost somewhere within your bickering matches, leaving her clad only in an Arctic Monkeys t-shirt she had cut the sleeves and neck out of and a pair of burgundy suit pants.

Debbie had approached Lou about joining her in a heist almost as soon as she arrived. She was planning to rob the Met Gala, a feat unthinkable, and you were certain it would fail. You had never trusted Debbie to begin with.

“How do you know you won’t get caught if you join her?” You said quietly, and the energy in the room shifted ever so slightly, and the irritation in Lou’s features faded a bit. “Debbie went to jail for 5 years for a heist that’s nowhere near as dangerous as what she’s planning now. I don’t have the money to bail you out if you get caught.”

“Deb’s been planning this for 5 years.”

“Yeah, while she was in fucking prison.”

Lou sighed, leaning back on the sofa, her exhaustion obvious. The two of you had been arguing about the heist for hours, and neither of you were willing to compromise in the slightest. “Is it about Debbie?” She asked. “Is that why you don’t like this? You don’t seem to have a problem with the rest of the shit I do.”

“You water down vodka, Lou,” you snapped. “It’s kind of fucking different.”

Lou did not respond, only staring off into her own thoughts.

You froze for a moment, coming to a terrible yet viable conclusion, sitting up straight in your armchair. “What if I joined, too?”

Lou raised her eyebrows, trying to see if you were joking. When she realized you weren’t, she was seething. “No.”

“Why not? You act like you’re the only fucking criminal here.”

“Yeah, but it’s an unnecessary risk. If you got caught with us-”

“We would both go down,” you interrupted. “That’s the only way I’ll stay if you do this.”

“You’re so fucking difficult,” she groaned.

“What was that?” You asked, quoting her words from earlier.

The ghost of a smile passed her lips.

“Is that a yes?”

Wordlessly she nodded, stretching her arms out for you, and you joined her on the sofa, leaning into her.

She took the remote from the coffee table — she turned on the news.

#oceans 8 #lou miller x reader #lou miller #ocean’s 8 #oceans eight #ocean’s eight #lgbtq #cate blanchett #cate blanchett x reader

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enid-rhees · 5 months

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Dating Modern!Enid Rhee HDCNS (Fem!Reader)

warnings: nsfw mentions, weed mentions (18+ MINORS DNI)

(shhh ik the pics don’t really match)

Enid Rhee Masterlist

okay so

i’ve been so excited to do this

i kindaaaa project myself onto her but that’s just the way i am i’m sorry

okay enough of me let’s go

you and Enid are like . THE it couple btw

y’all are two hot gfs and u can’t change my mind

cafe dates are a MUST

u guys love cafe dates and go on one at least once (or twice) a week

i can honestly see you guys owning a cat . and that cat is your child

u guys don’t really want children so your cat is your child and you guys spoil them beyond belief

and i mean it like u guys basically take family photos with the cat ALL THE TIME

besides you guys spoiling the cat

you guys constantly spoil each other

especially YOU 🫵

you are always buying her new clothes, new jewelry, shoes

anything Enid wants is what Enid gets ‼️

she’s seriously the love of your life and you would do anything for her (and i mean anything)

fancy restaurant dates happen like twice a month

but mostly bc u guys prefer less fancy places but you still take her to them to spoil her w expensive wine and all

okay now please bare with me and my projecting

you guys love playing video games and Enid loves Fortnite you cannot change my mind

even thought you guys play in duos, yall get VERY competitive when it comes to shooting someone 😭

“NOOO I WAS GONNA GET THEM :(“

*cue one of you laughing as the other pouts*

you guys cook dinner together on the days that you don’t go out

honestly to me, cooking together is a great form of intimacy w ur partner so like i find it very cute and meaningful

going grocery shopping together is like leaving two unsupervised children in the store

because even though you do get real food for breakfast, lunch and dinners

you guys also get almost as much snacks as the real food

endless movie nights !!!

i can SO see you guys getting comfy in ur bed (with your hundred dollars worth of snacks) and watching movies together until 5am

every time a movie you wanna see is in theaters you guys go INSTANTLY

movie theater dates are one of your favorites, especially when you go on a random day in the middle of the day so no one is there and you guys get the whole room to yourself

ok i’m gonna project one more time

you guys are avid weed smokers

i mean you guys don’t do it ALL the time but occasionally you’ll get a few joints for the two of you to share

u guys love it honestly like it’s so chill and you guys just do ur everyday thing but a little bit stoned

but u guys crave snacks so bad when ur high

and that circles us back to buying so many snacks from the store

moving on from that though

both of you can get a little jealous when someone else is being too friendly, but you guys are also incredibly reassuring of one another

but both of you also know that you guys will be together forever, and literally nothing can get in the way of your love for each other

you guys ALWAYS show each other off on social media so everyone knows you guys are together

half of your IG posts are just each other

- NSFW -

oh boy

you guys own many, many toys let’s be real

and both of you are switches, sometimes Enid will dom the hell out of you and sometimes you do that to her

but oh my god

sex w Enid is amazing

because you guys always take the time to worship each others bodies during sex

she can be so gentle with you, kissing your neck softly and softly kneading the skin of your hips as she thrusts into you with her strap

scissoring is both of your favorite position BUT using a strap >>> the two of you cannot get enough of it

Enid also fucking loves eating you out

she could do it every night if you let her

you have

you on the other hand

you could go on for hours, all night and all morning just staying in between her thighs

you guys don’t explore many kinks but ooo does Enid love hair pulling

i actually don’t know if that’s a kink but like it’s hot so

Enid loves to leave marks on you, wether they’re hidden or visible for anyone to see

both of you are a littleeee possessive over the other

but not like crazily, but if anyone is being too friendly, you guys know how to get them to back off

jealous sex doesn’t happen often, but when it does

it’s just amazing

- nsfw ends -

so in conclusion

you and Enid are the best couple ever

a literal it couple

if yall were famous OOOO would everyone love you guys

but that’s for another time (maybe)

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

#divider creds : cafekitsune #enid rhee #twd enid #enid twd #enid rhee x reader #enid rhee x fem!reader #the walking dead #twd #the walking dead x reader #twd x reader #the walking dead x fem!reader #twd x fem!reader #the walking dead headcanons #twd headcanons #enid rhee headcanons

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miyaur · 1 year

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THE JESTERS' PLAY! an invitation; from clara & lee! — long awaited, 1k follower event !! (CLOSED, STILL FINISHING UP EVENT REQUESTS/ASKs!)

hai :3 im angelism/lee and from this day forward ('till end of may) i'll let this little events pass— for now, but yaaaa lets goo

CLICK HERE FOR MASTERLIST !!

PICK A CARD !! pick a theme!!

X-RATED: The Queen. (smut) — 18+ RATED \\ lust isn't an uncommon sin, definitely deadly, it'll kill you too.

A Toast To Everyone: The King. (fluff/etc.) — MAKE A TOAST \\ pride is indefinitely common, it eats you inside out.

A CARD! BUT OF WHAT KIND? pick a.. another theme?!

One of Spades: Schrodinger's Cat. (headcannons) — if you don't mention anything about what kind of fic, it'll default to headcannons! aka one of spades!

Two of Hearts: Can A Heart Beat even after Broken? (full fic) — this can take long.. but big sister lee will get to work as soon as possible!

Three of Diamonds: You shine brighter than any gem. (drabble) — easy peasy! even clara can help big sister lee with it—! oh.. right.. i can't touch any of the pages 'till they're out.. it could also default to this if you dont mention a card! depends on the prompts you pick! pick as many as you'd like!

Four of Clubs: I love you more than Life. (imagines) — this one is pretty easy too! but it's always what's really just on big sister lee's mind!

SHUFFLE THE DECK FOR ME, WILL YA? pick a prompt!

THESE CARDS ARE RATED: THE KING (FLUFF/ROMANTIC)

I want nobody else, understand that I only want you.

I want you to be in every life with me, I'll even go out of my way to find you.

You didn't have to do this for me you know... // That's why I did it, it was for you.

I could just propose to you right now and finally put this ring on your finger. // Wait.. WAIT—!

I wanna stay in your embrace forever.

Kissing under an umbrella before they drop you off at your home <3

Drunk Confessing; "Heehee... I love you so much you know~" // "I'll accept your confession when you're sober."

"Oh— wow— You look just.. wow."

Just hold my hand, don't be afraid.

I wish we could live in this moment forever.

I wanna wake up next to you in all my mornings.

I fell, and fell harder, but I made you fall too.

Don't think I'll forgive you for what you did. // If I kiss you enough times you will!

THESE CARDS ARE RATED: THE QUEEN (SMUT/18+)

"I've wanted to do this with you ever since we met."

"Haah—! Don't stop!"

"You're more than a one night stand."

"Try to stay a little quiet, just for me, okay?"

"They can't make you feel as good as I do, can they?"

"God— Fuck— You taste good."

"We're more than just friends with benefits, you know that."

"There's people right outside that door!" // "I know."

"Don't muffle those pretty moans, I wanna hear how good I make you feel."

"You look so adorable with my hands around your neck."

"My my, already so wet for me, hmm?"

"Shit.. you feel good, baby."

"You think you deserve this reward?"

"Don't make a mess now.. We'll certainly be giving the maids a hard time in the morning.

"Don't come 'till I say you can."

yippee!! my asks are always open, come on over!! next milestone will be letters from characters! ctto for the prompts! not all are my ideas/prompts! i reworded some of them! PLEASE MENTION WHAT/WHO CHARACTER U WANT :3

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dullahandyke · 5 months

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Ok hi no more constantly spamming u w liveblogs. Heres one big dgs liveblog

God this game fucking loves the rumble controller. It's so so constant I'm thinking of turning it off... I'm a ds girlie I'm not used to this terror

[ID: Ryuunosuke Naruhodou's blank face.]

^ help me when he went from supremely nervous to still waters when he realised he didnt know your mans name... not a single brain cell in there

Also I'm playing w the jp voices because duh (asougi would NEVER be british) and I love ryuus 'HAI' so much... hes so intense

Asougi hates the British it's awesome <3 go king criticise the government for caving to pressure in order to appease global superpowers

Also I cant help it whenever the asougi dating sim image (you know the one) comes up I Cannot take it seriously.... bro I remember the gimmick blog it's over at that point

Also asougi literally calling ryuu 'partner'... usually I'm not one for 'theyve been dating the whole time' but truly asoryuu boyfriends is the realest... they have a bond found only between 2 gay people from before the stonewall inn was even a twinkle in the mob's eye

THE READING SPRITE WHERE RYUU IS JUST SHUFFLING PAPERS TOGETHER... he is such a mess I love him

HOSONAGA ALERT!!!! HOSONAGA IS HERE!!! now to attempt to disentangle him from my minds main impression of him, from a bad imagines post where hes a catboy maid mewling into the bedsheets

Also I love that the first witness we get is straight up dying of tuberculosis. 'This is what the olden days were like, right. Everyone coughing up blood'

Oh boooo the 'pun' Japanese names... I'll kill u dead his is khura'in all over again

AUCHI LITERSLLY CALLS ASOUGI A BOY NEXT DOOR???? Literal homosexuals...

Also you just know asougi would love unionising. Yes boy exercise every right you are given regardless of the pushback from those for whom it is inconvenient

God ryuu is so nervous and sweaty... when he slams his hands on the bench and they make an audible splat becsuee of how sweaty he is and he nervously looks at them to make sure hes not fucked up...

Also I love how hes always raising his hand... hes so proper

I dont think any of these guys know what a beef cutlet is. Tho nosa giving ryuu food recs for after prison is fun

HOLY FUCK I GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR LRESSING A STSTEMENT LETS GO!!!!!!!!! so hyped for this

God I love ryuus default fact he has the gentle and loving eyes of a cow

SAMURAI WITH A MISSION PLAYING YESYEYEYSYEYSYEYSYESYS WHOPOOOOPOOOOOOOWOOOOOOHOO ASOUGI ILY

OH FUCK OFFFFFF NOT HOTTA CLINIC.... WE NEED 2 GET AWAY FROM THAT FUCK !!!!! *sprays hotti w bug spray*

Help me examining the medical card is so funny... ryuu vc I Hate Doctors I Havent Been Sick Since I Was 5 I Am Immune To Every Disease

Also bubbles is lying down near me shes so cute sleeping... conked out

Also elaborating on the gayness of rhe 'partner' thing, it's mostly bcos of the little pause asougi always does before saying it... its novel and risque innit

Ok I just got up to the first trial break and according to this YouTube video that's only like halfway thru the trial... its nearly midnight I am Not continuing until tomorrow... see u fucks then <3

#the gaelic athletic attorney

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pikaflute · 1 year

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HAI if you have any more oddly specific headcanons u haven't shared about sam and slash or max i would love to hear them

OOOO yes :) ill do both teehee

sam

okay im gonna start with his family cause i wrote some headcanons for them yesterday. he has two sisters who are younger than him. he was really good at taking care of them when he was little because he had to take of a worse child (max) all the time. they tease their big bro about max btw. max joins in. worst fucking husband of the year. they're like 10 years younger than him. their names are sara and sadie. listen the s names are good.

his mom loves him so much. like sam's her little angel. she spoils him rotten when he comes home and max laughs about it and sam tells him to jump off a cliff.

his dad is just like him (autistic). he's a lawyer (user pikaflute always tries to squeeze in lawyers in every media like their life depends on it FUKKKK … why sam’s dad a lawyer all of da sudden) and he's the reason why sam wanted to be a detective. they watched noir films together when sam was young

back to general headcanons now: sam is a gamer. yeah, old pc point and clicks and puzzle games. and arcade games. he's probably secretly really good at newer games but he's rather just relax and take his time and solve shit.

not a morning person. at all. he will not leave the bed until like 10 am and will guzzle a pot of coffee. he just wants to stay in bed. i say let him!

likes to window shop. he will walk around new york with max and when he sees something he likes he will look into the store and will stay there until max has to pull him away.

he can bake. him mom and grandma taught him :). he has max taste his stuff and it just ends up with max eating like 10 cupcakes in like 10 minutes

has like all these figurines of things he knows nothing about. the geek asks him where he got that limited edition collectible miku and sam's like "oh she's just a cute one isn't she?" "sam they made like 100 of these how did you get her" "i found her!"

i'm giving him my greatest struggle: ibs. boys who go through tummy aches are our strongest warriors!

baseball lover. go mets!

max

i know most family headcanons for max give him siblings but. i want to be funny. he's an only child. like he is that kind of asshole (source i'm an only child)

he has two moms. yeah deal with it. lesbianism WIN.

as a kid the only person his moms would let him go play with was sam because max would actually be calm around sam and they wouldn't have to be on high alert for their kid biting someone's head off

he will make accounts to go on forums to argue with people about shit he knows nothing about and is 100% wrong on but will win the argument anyway. he truly has the heart of a poster. he's also banned from most forums and like twitter and facebook

i think he has a bunch of different things he picked up as a hobby. knitting, wood carving, poker (obviously), video games, drawing, pottery, solving puzzles (he sucks at those and asks sam for help), and many more. he can't keep his mind focused, he's gotta do it all!

speaking of video games, he plays violent ones. he likes the blood and gore. it's funny to him. he also plays fighting games online and is extremely toxic to everyone around him. he just like me fr.

he loves spicy food. like he will guzzle spice packets into his open mouth all the time. then he'll get a stomach ache from eating like 15 spicy packets from taco bell

hates hot weather. it makes his fur all puffy and static. he also hates the heat in general, make him irritable (more than usual)

i think he stims a lot. he moves around a lot doing stuff in the games but i think one day sam gets him a fidget toy and max is like oh my god. oh my god sam i could make love to you. and sams like. play with the toy instead jackass. and max does like all the time everyday forever.

hockey lover. go devils!

#sam and max #TEEHEE I HAD FUN WITH THESE

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toadstool32 · 1 year

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AT THE BEACH

i made a fanfic for my self insert here u can read it on ao3 or just click the read more idont care

WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL “DO YOU KNOW YOUR PARTNER BETTER THAN YOUR BROTHER” QUIZ! WHERE *YOU* THE PLAYER, COMPETE AGAINST YOUR BROTHERS TO SEE WHO KNOWS YOUR PARTNER BETTER! ARE YOU READY???

Karamatsu, floating in the sea with the help of a surfboard says “what do you mean partner” hes swaying confusedly with the sweet, sweet rhythm of the waves.

“LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER OF THE DAY, HOW ARE YOU TODAY DARI-CHAN?”.

Darling doggy paddles near the brothers and then floats in a lazy circle with the help of their donut float “Hm? Oh, I'm happy you guys invited me to the beach today! it's so fun hanging out with everyone, thanks for asking totty!”.

“Let's hang out later, yeah?” Todomatsu says in a normal voice while holding the toy microphone in his hands, “AND NOW LET'S LOOK AT THE BROTHER COMPETING TODAY! OSOMATSU NII-SAN INTRODUCE YOURSELF”.

Osomatsu comes up from the water gasping for air “BWAH! augh, Todomatsu you couldn't have introduced me first, could you? aah well, im Osomatsu! oldest of the bunch and besties with Karamatsu's boyfriend, pleased to be heeereee”.

“Eh” says karamatsu.

“Waa! Osochan that's so cool could you have stayed longer down there?” darling says.

“I definitely could! Do you wanna see?” says Osomatsu.

“SHUT UP, WE WILL START THE GAME! FIRST QUESTION PLEASE!”

Ichimatsu and Choromatsu then come up from the water holding up an erasable board, they hold it up and in it it's written "FOOD”.

“There! Now the first question in the quiz ‘DO YOU KNOW YOUR PARTNER BETTER THAN YOUR BROTHER’ is: what's their favorite food?”.

Jyushimatsu comes in splashing water everywhere while carrying a hourglass on his head that's counting down.

“You have one minute to respond!”

“Heh, My darling doesn't like eating because they have stomach issues so they don't have the luxury of having a favorite food!” karamatsu says confidently.

“That 's true!” darling says while splashing water.

“Osomatsu nii-san what's your answer?”.

“Popcorn” he says smugly.

“That's truer!” darling says excitedly

“That's a point for osomatsu nii-san! and minus one for Karamatsu nii-san”.

“Huh, wa-waawa-wait a second await a secooooonnnd!!”

A loud buzzer sounds and karamatsu gets swallowed by the water. A few seconds later he resurfaces covered in piranha bites .

“Oi what the hell is your problem!” karamatsu screams

“Dont complain to the game master” todomatsu says.

“Like hell i will !! ” Karamatsu complains.

“Get him again”.

“Wait no” and he goes under once again.

“Bitey, bitey!” Jyushimatsu says next to darling while karamatsu gets rid of one fish that was stuck to his ear.

“Next question! Jyushimatsu it's your turn!” .

“Hai hai!, darling can you hold this for me” he says while handing over to darling the hourglass “do your best~” darling says now holding the thing on their arms.

“Im Jyushimatsu! i'm the fifth! darling and i play in the park sometimes!”.

“Wait, am I competing against all of yo-” Karamatsu starts.

”NEXT QUESTION! IS!: what is their favorite pastime?” Todomatsu continues with the game show host routine.

“Darling likes to draw!” karamatsu says first and a buzzer-like sound plays after.

“Darling likes to stare at the ceiling while laying on the floor for hours!” A bell chime sounds indicating that jyuushimatsu gets it right.

“wait- '' karamatsu starts being circled by sharks and then goes under the water causing a big splash while Jyushimatsu celebrates “yay yay! i got it right! did you see darling?” “i saw!” darling and Jyushimatsu start high fiving and yaaay-ing at each other. When karamatsu comes back up he's bleeding in places and holding on to the surfboard tightly “oi darling! you're an artist you LOVE to draw dont you?”.

Darling stops high fiving Jyushimatsu and looks at karamatsu. “Aah, well it's always nice to take breaks and clear your mind you know…” Jyushimatsu nods and Ichimatsu whispers to choromatsu “...doesn't that just mean he likes to laze around more?”.

“MAY THE NEXT BROTHER PLEASE SWIM BACK HERE” Todomatsu reminds everyone,

“Ah its your turn Ichimatsu” Choromatsu says to Ichimatsu. “Im going im going“

“i'll help you with the board Choromatsu” Osomatsu says.

“Introduce yourself please~”

“What a pain, we all already know each other here, im Ichimatsu, fourth brother…” he looks directly at where darling is floating lazily in circles “blink twice if you need help” he say.

“What” says Darling.

Todomatsu intervenes before things derail again “AND THE NEXT QUESTION IS: HOPES AND DREAMS!: what are their dreams for the future?”.

Everyone oos and aawws and karamatsu sweats nervously,

“Karamatsu nii-san your answer?”

“Heh” Karamatsu starts “My darling enjoys the idea that in the future she could inspire others with her art!” He says this in a very shining way. There are sparkles in his eyes. It's kinda annoying.

“Aa what the hell that's so cute…” Osomatsus says while you can hear his ribs breaking and with blood dripping down his mouth. Darling puts their hands on their face to cover a barely there blush.

Ichimatsu raises his hand to answer and breaks the mood a bit “Actually darling wants to be a cat that lives with a pretty older woman who will take care of him and feed him 3 times a day”.

Everyone looks back at Darling who's now fully covering their face and making embarrassed sounds.

“Uh, that's minus one point for Karamatsu nii-san…”

A buzzer sounds but nothing happens, karamatsu just drowns himself for a bit and then resurfaces, on the way back to his brothers Ichimatsu high fives darling.

“Well, okay, the next one is an easy one for you Karamatsu nii-san, Choromatsu nii-san could you come up front?”.

“Hey who says I'm the one who will get it wrong here?!” Choromatsu says while swimming closer. “I know darling as much as any of our brothers”

“Sure sure, ok so the theme for the question is!” Osomatsu and Ichimatsu hold up the board and show off the word MUSIC written there with a doodle of a cat that Osomatsu added from when he was playing with it earlier “what's their favorite kind of music to listen to? Karamatsu nii- san whats your answer”.

“Music that gets my dick hard” he says in a deadpan voice.

“EH? what kind of answer is that?” Choromatsu says, “That's an awful answer, Darling likes pop stuff like the kind of music that nyaa-chan sings!” and while thinking of Hashimoto Nyaa Choromatsu starts fangirling on the spot and todomatsus face sours, the buzzer sounds and mid fangirl sesh Choromatsu goes under the water.

“And that's one point for karamatsu nii- san” karamatsu does a pose and his sunglasses shine in the sun “and minus one point for us brothers, oi ya hear that chorofappynsky the first? you're lowering our score!” “yeah!” “boooooo” “lets kill him”.

“Darling, did you hear that! i got a point!” karamatsu waves towards Darling who has floated a bit away from the movement of the waves that the brothers are making “I saw! you can win this i believe in you!!” They are actually so cute together it makes me sick to write.

When choromatsu comes back up for air he's all like “HEY don't get excited for a single point!! and you!” he says pointing at Darling ”what kinda answer is ‘music that gets my dick hard’ that doesn't make any sense!!” Darling looks confused for a bit and then they explain.

“Well isn't Hashimoto Nyaas music your favorite? and it gets your dick hard so then *i* also have music that gets me hard”

Karamatsu swims towards Darling and claps them in the back making Darling lose grip of the hourglass they were holding and sink into the water”aw man” they say “yeah! everyone has music that calls to our souls!” Karamatsu says “and our dicks” adds Darling.

“You guys SO deserve each other” says Choromatsu in a way that doesn't make it sound like a compliment

RIght as choromatsu turns to go away, Darling whispers to karamatsu “But really we all know no one goes to a Nyaa concert for the music…”.

“HEY-”

“Ok everyone shut up it's my turn, Ichimatsu nii-san can you take over for the last question? thank you~” Todomatsu then swims into position while everyone gets rearranged.

“uh ok so the next theme for the question is…” Osomatsu and Jyushimatsu now hold up the board and it now says GRADES “...why would he even know that, what, anyway the next question is: how many classes did they fail back in highschool? who even came up with these questions…”

“Kyaa that's so embarrassing! I don't even remember any of what happened back then!”

“Right then, shittymatsu what's your answer”.

“Uhh, none!” buzzer sound “One!” buzzer sound “THREE??” buzzer sound wait wait wait hang on how am i supposed to know this'' and down the water he goes.

“Todomatsu, what's your answer”.

“Hang on ummm” he types in something on his phone and then answers ”One every semester, so six total”.

“i'm not gonna ask how you got that one correct”

“Tehee!”

Darling covers their face in shame “ aaa that's so embarrassing….!!”

The brothers minus Karamatsu celebrate the win on the game and then a big wave comes on and drowns everyonewe

#SDAJFHAUOFHIOAHNFKLAJEFIOHJFGOAFJKO #fics #osomatsu san #self insert #oc x canon #darlingpost #using quiz mechanics to lorepost about darling asfihasd #ddd #tiny writes

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seokjinsonlyone · 1 year

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hai bestie!

let’s feed into some delusional, shall we?

what do you think the members would be like if they hung out with armys individually on an off day? if that were you, how do u think u would feel? :}

babe... u had me at delusional <33333 let's DO IT

i think joon would be sooooo cool about it like he loves meeting new people and doing things and bc he knows you're a fan it really would be like hanging out with an old friend like you'd probably meet up around noon hit up a brunch spot chat over eggs and coffee and then ya know i don't think you'd end up at a museum bc that's his interest and he loves it soooo much that he would not be focusing on you so i think he'd do something more neutral like a bike ride or something and then sit and talk under a tree at some point get some ice cream or something and just walk around and talk and then get dinner like really the whole day would just be eating and talking tbh bc he the type that got something to say about everything and tbh i do too <333 so that'd be my ideal day we'd 100% be besties by the end of it and i'd probably be in love with him or something or maybe not if our core principles are diametrically opposed but bffs fo sho

hanging out with seokjin would NOT be an all day affair unless you convinced him to play games with you or let you watch him play games which would be hard to do he'd probably say it was boring for you and that y'all should do something more exciting and so i think if you was to hang out with seokjin you could like do a cooking class with him like he'd get chef baek or one of his other celeb chef friends to teach him a recipe and y'all could cook together and then eat and drink together it'd be cute bc he'd be rambling the whole time bc he get nervous like mouf moving a mile a minute talking nonsense until he gets comfortable with u and then his mouf would be moving two miles a minute either way i think it'd be really fun like you know he silly and got all the jokes and he'd be so caring worrying over you while you chopping telling you to be careful bc you the one that pay his bills it's true he just wants you to be safe so you can continue cutting his checks <\3

i have no idea what hanging out with yoongi would look like like what are his interests besides music LOL OH HE LIKES SPORTS but i'm not bout to sit and watch a game with him like i'm only willing to go so far for a man i mean if it was like an in person one with him maybe that'd be cool but i'd probably annoy him by asking the rules like don't get me wrong i know the basics of basketball bc of my dad and brother but all the fouls and this and that idk how that works SO THAT'S AN IDEA but tbh i'd probably just be drinks like it'd be fun to drink with him won't get drunk bc then i'd just be sleepy but have a enough so that my head gets that floaty feeling yes i'd be all rowdy and i know yoongi is good for conversation like suchwita a hit fr it'd be something lowkey like that drinks and food and he got that kinda dry sense of humor and he opinionated just like me my twin flame fr i wanna have some whiskey with him now

do i have to spend only a day with hobi? i can't marry him?? this has nothing to do with anything but i would marry hobi even if he didn't love me like i would be in a loveless marriage with him bc you know even if he didn't love me he would still care about me like we may not sleep in the same bed but he would still cook me breakfast in the morning we may not go on dates but we would still hang out and probably like watch tv together some nights we may not kiss but i know he'd give the best hugs when i wanted or need it and you may say why not just be his friend then and the answer is bc i'm toxic just bc he not mine doesn't mean i want him to be anyone else's 🥰 and you know i'm not sure what circumstances would lead to him marrying someone he doesn't love but i know he wouldn't cheat on me like ion think he got it in him BUT ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC LOL i wanna go shopping with hobi so bad like not even necessarily for myself like even if i don't plan on buying anything or relying on him to pick up the check i just wanna walk into a fancy louis v store or prada store and be serviced like tbh i just wanna live the rich life with him for a day bc one thing about hobi is he is BOUJEE LOL like he is one of the most humble down to earth people ever but he obviously takes advantage of his wealth and i can't blame him for it bc i would too so i just wanna be rich and catered alongside him skskskssl i wanna go with him to one of them boujee restaurants and get a plate that got 3 ounces of food sitting in the middle of it wit some sauce circling it that cost like $40 and then we'll be in the middle of the joint cutting up bc hobi loud and then you get me riled up and i'm loud and all the other stuffy people gonna be annoyed that we rich and happy yeah <3

jimin <333 my babycakes my bias wrecker the current object of my affections i think as shown by his most recent lives that he’s good with us as long as he’s using his hands but at that same time he’s most likely to go along with whatever you wanted to do like frfr tbh thinking back looking at the data i’m like 87% sure that jimin has some kind of humiliation kink but that is NOT what we’re talking about so um anyway fortunately for him i like crafts so we’d probably build a couple lego sets together like i’d make him spring for them expensive ones like he gon spend some time with me that day mhm we gon be sitting there looking at the instructions with squinted eyes tryna figure out which part go where yessirrrr it’d be really fun and you know how our relationship with jimin is like we gon make sure each other is hydrated and fed so lots of snacks and stuff and he’d probably order a dinner in too and it’d just be a real nice meet cute situation the room would be filled with giggles

taehyung is so trusting that this man would let you into his home like if you’re army and you’ve been vetted by the company and allowed to spend some time with him you not gonna do nothing bad to him in his mind so he definitely talking you back to the crib like i can see him letting you in and introducing you to tannie and of course tannie’s gonna look at you like you’re something he stepped in and then walk away and tae gonna lie and say he like you even tho you know he doesn’t then he’s just gonna hand you a headset and walk you to his pc room and start playing some game and you’re gonna be like 🎧🧑‍💻👁️👄👁️ bc it’s gon be something you’re either bad at or never played before and you gonna be playing AGAINST him bc he not gon let you mess up his rank and then you’re gonna be yelling bc omg how could he just shoot you like that when you trying to figure out your controls like he’s soooo dirty for that and once he’s had his phone beating you y’all are gonna end up having a nice lil conversation about why you like bts and he gon hit up your bias (if it ain’t him) and force you to talk to him it’ll be embarrassing and then somehow y’all gonna end up like watching music videos and dance practices and dear lord don’t let you be handy with the footwork or good with the lyrics bc he’s gonna get so hyped up he’s gonna record you and dance and sing with you and just know that by the end of the day you finna end up in the group chat

it’d be a real classic time with jk like you’re gonna start off at a bbq restaurant gorging yourselves on samgyeopsal and galbi or whatever kinda meat he’s in the mood for and either beer or soju probably both tbh like y’all definitely leaving the establishment at least a lil inebriated and then y’all are headed straight for a noraebang room bc one thing about jk is he love a karaoke session like i feel like he’ll start off with some nice lil ballads so he can show off as if you don’t know that he’s one of this generation’s best vocalists and you just gonna sit there in awe for a bit hearing his voice so close in person and then me personally i can show off a bit too and so i’d do that but then also one thing about us is we looove to get hyped so it’d transform from nice lil slow songs to like pop kpop and rap anthems us jumping up and down around the room getting hyped and after a couple hours we gon be too tired to keep it going but the vibes gon be too good to end the night there and jungkook gon be like OJO i gotta feed bam and boom you ending up at his house too meeting the dog this one’s considerably nicer than tannie a lil weary of you bc you too chummy wit his daddy but at least you won’t feel like a street rat in comparison anyway so y’all would probably end up playing with bam he will have worked off whatever y’all ate at the beginning and order some chicken and get ramen going on the stove and then y’all will spend the rest of the night scrolling through tiktok

all in all good days me thinks 🥰

#ask of interest #i’m sorry this took so long #brain just be uncooperative #bts fanfiction #bts headcanons #bts x reader

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chameli · 1 year

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Pathaan Review

WARNING: contains spoilers and impure thoughts lol

When the opening scene showed Lahore, Pakistan, my sister and I burst out laughing because OF COURSE. Bollywood making Pakistani Muslims the bad guys?GROUNDBREAKING! 🙄

I was a bit nervous because I thought the film would be super nationalistic and anti-Pakistan because I did NOT spend $30 to watch desh bakht shit. But I’m glad it wasn’t like that because so many films in this genre are. Like, stop fucking preaching and being annoying.

SRK was absolutely fucking delicious. Each look was better than the last. There’s just something about a dirty, scrungly looking man and he made me weak af. Watching Besharam Rang on the big screen and seeing him shirtless? Especially when he ran to Deepika’s room looking like THAT? Whew! I was literally feeling like a dog in heat lmaoooo

His hairstyle was giving off Eren Jaeger vibes 1000% and that’s all I could think about.

Pathaan’s backstory about Afghanistan was really sweet and wholesome. I love how they all helped him in the end, because I kind of had a feeling that’s what was going on.

John Abraham as Jim, oh my godddd. He was so sexy and played a great villain. I’m so glad he’s lean again because that super muscular, beefcake look he had going on for a few years was not attractive. I felt really sorry for Jim and what happened to him. It was understandable why he became a villain. I thought it was an interesting detail that he basically had no loyalty to any country and was doing it for a personal reason instead.

When John does that cute winking and smiling thing...my weakness

Deepika. Lord. That woman is a goddess. She was absolutely badass. I like that she played a Pakistani character and how just because someone from her country is bad, doesn’t mean everyone else is and she doesn’t consider his actions as something Pakistan as a whole is doing/agrees with. Basically that guy alone is an extremist and she would never condone his actions because she actually loves her country just like Pathaan loves his. The way the Besharam Rang lyrics literally described her character and motives, I was shook.

When she was like “Trust me, Pathaan” with those puppy dog eyes? I was like “BABY I TAKE U BACK!”

I think SRK & Deepika had amazing chemistry and the sexual tension! Especially when he was changing her bandages. Sorry girl, but I would have let Pathaan hit it.

I know this website hates a certain Khan but I really enjoyed his special appearance and the banter between Tiger & Pathaan. The Karan Arjun reference!!! Too bad it was spoiled for me by Reddit, ugh.

Dimple Kapadia was so stunning! I want to age like her. I cried when her character died.

SRK singing “Tu Hai Meri Karen” and the “I love you, K-K-Karen” dialogue had me and my sister crying 😂

LOL OF COURSE PATHAAN SAVED THE DAY AT THE VERY LAST SECOND

I was nervous that Ashutosh Rana’s character was going to talk shit about Pakistan and say how we all suck at the end, but thankfully that didn’t happen.

The pre-credits scene of Pathaan & Tiger was absolutely fucking gold. It’s like, they were talking about their job as agents but also irl how they rule Bollywood and none of these hoes can reach their level. So meta.

Love how Pathaan said he was going to see his hairdresser to get shampoo but then stayed looking hobo af in the very next scene (the Jhoome Jo Pathaan song)

Overall, I really enjoyed the movie and it was great seeing my man back on the big screen after 6 years 🥰

I’m gonna gif the fuck out of it once the torrent drops~~~

#pathaan #review

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empty-and-nameless · 1 year

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OUR FARM - KTH. PROLOGUE

» Part 1

MASTERLIST

× paring: kim taehyung x reader (female reader)

x warnings: mentions of death, grief, workaholic behaviour, flirting, in some chapters (maybe) smut but I'll give a warning

x genre: slow-burn, farm life, coming of age, AU

x rating: maybe some explicit scenes, minors dni

x word count: 954

x inspiration: The Hannah Montana Movie

x teaser: Y/N is the adopted daughter of a farmers couple. She lives in the big city now and is the head of a fashion label. One day she receives bad news that her parents died in a car crash and that she is now the owner of the farm her parents left behind. Now a journey of healing and learning to love begins....

P R O L O G U E

"Love is the greatest healing power I know. Love can heal even the deepest and most painful memories because love brings the light of understanding to the darkest corners of our hearts and minds..." -Louise Hay

Time heals all wounds. That's what they say. In my case the wounds are very fresh. It hurts, and hiding in my bed under my blanket like a kid won't make it any better, I know that I still do it though. But that's what grief does to you, you simply don't care anymore. Although it's been a month, the loss of my parents, the people that chose me, that adopted me and gave me a better life, is unforgettable and tears up my heart ever since it happened.

They died in a car crash, while driving up from their farm towards the big city I live in, they wanted to see me for summer break. Although they are not my birth parents, they are my only parents. The only people that ever took care of me, they chose me and they made me the person I am. Now they are gone and I don't know what to do with my life anymore. It's like everything lost its order, all food lost its taste, every sight lost its color. It felt like my life has been accompanied by joyful music since the day they adopted me as a 6-year-old and it stopped since I received the news about their death a month ago. Such a tasteless, silent, monotone life its been now.

While soiling in my own misery, my work cellphone rang. It played my mom's favorite song, 'Castle On The Hill' by Ed Sheeran, the tune made me think she is calling me, but that's just because the song reminds me of her. Why is it even the tune of my work phone anyways? I guess I just wanted to be reminded of them while working all the time. Although I am kind of a workaholic, this time I just thought about letting it ring, but then I figured that I should answer because it might just be my assistant Namjoon wondering when I will return to work. I run a fashion label called Purple™ in the city and what can I say, I've been kind of slacking off since a month, because dealing with grief is just too much. But me being the head of the company requires me being there and doing what a boss does. So I got myself together, wiped a few tears and picked up the phone. "Y/N? It's Namjoon" he said carefully. "Hello Namjoon..." I sighed. Word got around fast and the people at work now know that their cold-hearted boss is griefing. I'm second guessing that they may have lost a little respect for me, because I just vanished after what happened. I really needed that time, although it was not psychologically good for me to lock myself in my apartment and rely on my best friend Hoseok to deliver food to me now and then.

"I'll be really blunt with you Y/N...we need you back. People are going crazy here because we need the new collection ready by the end of September and our CEO and main designer just vanished for a month. I know you are griefing Y/N, but maybe work will get your mind off of that for a moment." Namjoon told me with a concerned voice. There was a long silence. "Y/N? Are you still there?"

I sighed a long sigh and wiped a few stray tears away. "The collection will be ready by then, tell everyone not to worry. I have everything under control. I come into work tomorrow. See you then, bye." I quickly said and hung up, too scared that my once steady voice might crack.

After a few minutes the phone rang again, disturbing me in my misery and playing said ringtone again. What does he want now, I said I'll be there?! "Namjoon I hate to tell you this but you're getting on my nerves. I'll be there by tomorrow!" I spat angrily into the phone. "Ms. Y/L/N? This is Mr. Kim Seokjin, the notary and lawyer of your parents. Did you expect a ca from someone else I can hang up and-" a different voice than Namjoon's said through the phone. "Oh my god I am so sorry, my assistant keeps calling me and...You know what, that's unimportant right now. What did you want to talk about?" I said in hasty voice, too embarrassed by this incident in which I shouted at some random man through the phone. It is official, I am done with this life.

"Ms. Y/L/N, I would rather discuss your late parents inheritance personally with you than on the phone. Is tomorrow at 12 o'clock okay? Maybe at your office, for I've noticed that you'll be there tomorrow anyways." He said in a teasing voice. "Yes sure, tomorrow at twelve is fine by me. I will check with my assistant and text you if I'm free. Do you know the address?" I asked him unsure. There was a laugh and then he said "I guess it is rather easy to find the highest skyscraper in thus city. I'm familiar with your company, but who isn't Miss." I was unsure on how I should answer to this statement so I just thanked him and told him we'll see each other tomorrow and hung up.

I'm wondering what he is on about. I couldn't remember that my parents even decided to make a will or wanted to pass something on after they die. My parents were 'live in the moment' kind of people and never planned that far in advance. But now I guess they did plan ahead.

So I texted Namjoon and he sets everything up for tomorrow. I have a feeling I'll be in for a suprise.

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sparklyslug · 1 year

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For the ask game, but regarding the entire Fair Ithilien series… 2? 👀💕

(Give me a fic title and ask me things!)

For the whole shebang! I love it!

2. What scene did you first put down?

The first scene I specifically remember texting to @greenlikethesea was the earliest version of this exchange from if you want him, come and claim him:

“So who would I be? Out of all of them?” Steve asks after a while, when Eddie’s simmered down a little and admitted that fine, yes, he had indeed cried when Merry and Pippin were dragged away by the Uruk-hai. He sucks up the last of his chocolate milkshake in an unsexy slurping way that Eddie unfortunately still finds pretty painfully erotic.

Eddie pretends to think about it, like these aren’t exercises that have been playing out in his head during idle moments since high school. “Let’s tally the columns here hmmm. We got a…tall, dark, handsome jock with a heavy burden of responsibility and a great destiny. Looks after a squawking band of little terrors with more guts than common sense. A, uh, a secret romantic,” Eddie makes an expansive voila gesture across the table. “Aragorn, motherfuckin son of Arathorn. For sure.”

Steve runs a hand self-consciously over his jaw and laughs lightly. “Man, I wish I could grow any kind of stubble like that. What about you?”

Eddie shrugs. “Boromir,” and doesn’t feel like elaborating.

Steve is already shaking his head. “I mean, whatever, but if it was going to be any of the human guys I’d say Faramir for sure.”

Eddie’s eyes about fall out of his head to roll across the diner’s scuffed yellow linoleum. Steve, maybe unaware of how he’s just caused the top of Eddie’s head to pop right off, keeps talking.

“He’s a real fucking hero, right,” he says, and the way he’s flipping his plastic straw between his fingers, twirling it like it’s a drumstick or a miniature version of his beloved baseball bat, that’s the only thing that makes Eddie wonder if maybe he is a little nervous, not just casually chatting here. “Not what the people around him expect him to be, but smart, loyal. Strong. People underestimate him, but when it really counts– he changes the game for everyone. Doesn’t just shut up and sit down and do what he’s told. Does what’s right and saves the day.”

There are about fifteen things Eddie could say in response to all that. Instead of touching on the assessment of Eddie as some kind of noble superhero (what the fuck) he finds himself sputtering “Faramir’s not even in Fellowship. How do you know about him?”

But also memory is FICKLE and it was a whole 7 months ago (!!!!) so greenie if u have your own memories please do weigh in!

I just specifically remember this moment because I was sitting in my car outside my apartment already knowing I’d be late to work, but having to take another FIVE MINUTES just to get this idea DOWN and it really felt so special

#fair ithilien verse #my fic #ask game

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aqillatha · 1 year

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Something that I should tell to you; A Letter To: Kak aga.

(Bacanya sambil denger I Still Love You - TheOvertunes ya!!)

Hai kak, kalau kamu udah baca ini berarti kamu udah tamatin tweet aku dari tanggal 12/09/22 sampai tweet terbaru aku di akun fairydline, selamat!! udah berhasil tamatin tweet akuuu hehe. Iya kak, semua tweet aku disitu menceritakan tentang kamu, semua tulisan ini juga nyambung ke semua tweet aku 😁. Oh iya! Makasih juga ya kak udah mau main game sama aku, semoga kamu seneng sama game nya, aku tau itu sederhana banget cuma aku beneran seneng pas ngeditnya :D kebayang kamu bakal banyak nanya terus bingung mau pilih nomor 1 atau 2 haha, padahal mau pilih nomor 1 atau 2 tetep bakal kita jalanin semuanya!! Kamu seneng nggak kak? Semoga kamu seneng yaa, soalnya aku senengggg banget akhirnya bisa main bareng^^ . RATE DONG KAK AKU DAPET BINTANG BERAPA BUAT GAME NYAAA? Pasti bintang 5 kan? Ya kan? Apa bintang 3 gara-gara mainnya telat t___t hehe bercandaaa, nggak usah di rate~ aku cuma berharap kakak seneng aja!! Itu udah lebih dari cukup buat aku❤️.

(kalo udah abis lagunya, next if u could see me cryin’ in my room - Arash buana, raissa anggiani ya!!) Kakak, mungkin permintaan maaf dari aku udah cukup bikin kamu muak dan capek bacanya. Jadi aku nggak akan minta maaf dulu di paragraf ini, aku mau cerita aja. Aku nangisin kamu setiap hari, iya, aneh kan? Padahal aku yang salah, tapi aku yang nangis, nangisin kesalahan sendiri. Aku emang bodoh, selalu ngedepanin ego dan keras kepala aku, akhirnya aku cuma bisa nangis karena beneran sepedih itu rasanya kehilangan kamu.

(I Just Couldn’t Save you Tonight - Ardhito Pramono, Aurelie) Aku minta maaf ya kak? Maaf aku udah nyakitin kamu banyak banget, maaf aku ngasih banyak luka dan bekas nya buat kamu. Aku nggak ngerasain rasanya jadi kamu, aku nggak mikirin perasaan kamu, aku nggak mikirin beratnya jadi kamu ngerasain itu semua. Aku terlalu egois, aku terlalu keras, I’m sorry, I just couldn’t save you on that day. Bener kata temen-temen aku, harusnya aku sadar— harusnya aku sadar sama semua perlakuan kamu ke aku, gimana kamu ngejaga aku, gimana kamu berkorban buat aku, sekuat apa kamu ngehadapin aku, dan semua hal-hal kecil yang kamu kasih ke aku. Maaf, aku minta maaf.

(Sekarang kamu play I Love You but I’m Letting Go - Pamungkas ya kak) Aku minta maaf lagi, kali ini nggak sesuai sama lagunya, kalau kata lagunya “I love you but i’m letting go” kalau kata aku “ I still love you and i don’t want to let it go” tapi aku sadar diri kok buat nggak maksain apa yang udah terjadi, apalagi itu kesalahan aku sendiri. Aku minta maaf buat ini ya kak, aku belum bisa jadi orang yang ada di judul lagu nya, semoga kamu masih berkenan menjadi bagian dari hati aku, nggak perlu balesan, aku bakal simpen ini sendiri, i was enchanted to meet you kalau kata taylor swift. Tapi pamungkas bilang kayak gini: “kalau kita emang ditakdirkan, pasti kita bakal ketemu jalannya”

(Suratnya udah terlalu panjang ya? Tapi aku mau minta tolong buat denger Why Would I Be - Teddy Adhitya dulu ya kak) Kayaknya aku emang udah gila, aku yang nyakitin kamu, aku yang nyuruh kamu pergi, aku yang ngusir kamu, but when you’re not there i just crumble, aku nggak bisa tanpa kamu, aku nggak bisa kalo liat kamu nggak sama aku. I lost myself while i’m losing you, kak. Teddy Adhitya was right:

“Why would I be strained by the rain of those memories of you? Why would I be trapped in a place without no name, hoping that you would tell me”.

(Lagu terakhir di surat ini, Back To December - Taylor Swift) Harusnya kemarin aku nggak kayak gitu, harusnya kemarin aku tahan kamu bukan malah nyuruh kamu keluar dari rumah, nyesel? pasti. Tapi sekarang semuanya udah selesai ya kak? Kalau udah selesai, berarti sekarang sisa tugas aku itu doain kamu untuk selalu baik-baik aja, aku bakal selalu doain kamu kak, masih kayak biasanya, like i used to, aku akan selalu doain kamu untuk semua hal-hal yang baik. From now on, I know that we are problem that want to be solved, but both of us still don’t know how to solve it. You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye…

Playlist ini, aku persembahkan untuk kita;

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6bnx6gcXXz7jrO3XQH2dBq?si=VasyLm3xR1GnSjECzv3tbQ (nanti aku send ke dm kamu yaa, kalau udah selesai baca semuanya tolong bilang aku)

Aku nggak bisa ungkapin semua yang aku rasa di satu surat ini, jadi aku kasih lagu-lagu yang bantu aku ungkapin perasaanku ke kamu ya kak. Aku titip playlist ini sama kamu.

Aku nggak akan kemana-mana kak, aku juga nggak mau kita jadi kayak orang nggak kenal, kamu selalu bisa cari aku di sini, aku beneran nggak mau ‘kita’ hilang.

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