No because I actually want to see a villain who’s both comedic and has absolutely no idea what the hell they’re doing
Like
Imagine they’re new to the city where the hero operates and they get caught in the crossfire during a fight
BUT
The villain acts on impulse and sticks their hand out to shield themselves from an attack
AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT Y’ALL
They don’t feel like..uh..dying
So they open their eyes
AND FIND OUT THEY FRICKING BLASTED A HOLE IN A BUILDING
And the hero’s just gaping at them like 0-0 wut
So this naturally sets off a nation wide manhunt for the villain
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL FOLKS
While on the run, the villain encounters someone who treats them like a goddamn celebrity
Like this person legit idolizes their actions
The person joins the villain and becomes their self-proclaimed ‘sidekick’
Bonus points if more ‘sidekicks’ join and it becomes the most out-of-context cult(?) ever
AND ALL THE WHILE THE HERO’S CHASING THEM DOWN LIKE A MADMAN
I rest my case.
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Unfortunately those pins are photoshopped WSJ. I didn't see them in the video. He's still an awesome lgbtqia+ guy or lgbtqia+ ally. Love you💋💗
I'm afraid you might be are absolutely right. I'm looking because YOU ARE CORRECT: THEY ARE NOT IN THE VIDEO. Not where I can see them. BUT.
We have a few things I did notice, and that was spacing.
I'm thinking I am gonna, for the moment, leave the post up because I AM NOT SCARED TO BE A DUMBASS if I am wrong. OWN IT like Drake and the Jeon-Parks, I say, and I live by it daily.
AND GUESS WHAT I AM WRONG. HENCE THE EDITING.
But what IF... what if he moved some things around? Okay, I'm very likely a dumbass YUP I AM. But I'm halfway thinking I need to look at the behind the scenes, at every single frame of every single second, at all the photoshoots candid or staged, and I will do it out of love and TAKE THIS ONE FOR THE BISEXUAL TEAM and then if I'm still wrong....
I'll admit it but I'll be a lot happier about it by then. He is just. so. beautiful.
Thanks for the heads up! I definitely need one more often than not :)
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I was just alerted to a bunch of PPG merch on ROMWE… and apparently I’m not allowed to post the link on Tumblr! Wow! Crazy! Anyway, if you’re interested, go search for it online. It makes my eyes bleed with the assault of how they’ve mixed and matched reboot and OG designs. The Fuzzy Lumpkins stuff is cute but it bums me out that it’s, like, the only villain adjacent merch. Also… most of this is just honestly an assault on my eyes and taste, it’s pretty bad. 😵💫
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How would they. . .
tie your shoelaces!?
ft. satoru, suguru, higuruma, maki, yuta and itadori
Gojo… would tease you as he kneels towards your shoes, acting like he hadn't been waiting for this moment his entire life. “Always so careless, heh. What would you do without your great and responsible Satoru?” Slap him on the head and maybe he'll stop. Would lightly squeeze your calf as he stood up.
✧ ೃ༄*ੈ✩
Suguru… would make you feel like royalty, you never have to worry about shoelaces around this man. The second he noticed the ties loosening, he would kneel with a single mission in mind. You would feel his hands from your knees to your shoes, caressing them gently. If you had your leg exposed, he would press a soft kiss to your skin when he is done. :((
⠀⠀ ⋆ ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜
Higuruma… would take off your shoes for you after a date, your foot resting on his thigh as he enjoyed the closeness. The gesture itself is a little clumsy, but he has only the best intentions in mind. You can probably hear his joints creak as he squats tbh. The sight of a man like him, suit and broad shoulders, kneeling before you is enough to make your face heat up.
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Maki... she would notice in the same second if it was a little loose, but wouldn't mention it out of embarrassment. (She can't let you know that you occupy her mind with even the smallest things, can she!?). When you almost trip over it, she takes matters into her own hands and abruptly kneels towards your shoes, growling and gently scolding you for your carelessness. Just don't mention her burning face or she won't be able to look at you for the rest of the day.
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YUTA... respectful king. Another one that you never have to worry about your shoelaces when he's around. In fact, he loves tying them up and taking them off for you, whether it's before or after a date. The gesture makes him feel all warm inside (he giggles like a teenage girl in love internally). If your feet are sore, he will offer to give you a sweet massage. we stan the king.
࿐ ࿔*:・ ⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
ITADORI... doesn't know how to tie. Who this man thinks he's fooling, probably only wears velcro shoes and flip-flops for their practicality. Another king who would notice the second the knot came undone. Offer to tie it for you, it probably wouldn't look very good and you'd have to do it all over again later, but it's the thought that counts. He's the type who would wait for you to tie your shoes no matter how long it takes, and if your feet were hurt he would lend you his or even carry you.
autor notes: help i hope this is good my brain is fried idk anymore, probably there's some grammar mistake sorry
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