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heyitsyn · 3 years

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Keeping Up With Seijoh Pt. 10

a/n: based on this post uwu

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LOOOK I LOVE THIS SCENE LIKE I CAN GO ON A RANT OF HOW IMPORTANT THIS SCENE IS LIKE SKDJSLDKKSSM

okay so

yuhhhhhh

the way this is set up is basically seijoh simping for you

also they have their own separate gc just for them bc they dont want you to see them just simping for you

even tho oiks ltr does that everyday

but hes not ready for that conversation

there was a few times that you were kinda curious as to what was in the chat

but they would click off and they would blush before diverting you to a different conversation

this might sound hella weird and creepy

idk bout yall but i think its cute that they take random pictures of you doing the sinplest things

this all started bc of one picture

from baby aki-kun

so basically you stayed behind with kunimi during monday to just study and you sat in front of him while sharing his desk

babie took a pic of you just studying and he sent it to the gc with no context

its a known fact that seijoh doesnt practice during mondays so they were all doing something out of school

but they were all missing you so seeing you with kunimi fueled jealousy in everyone

even kyo

oikawa blew up in the chat and was keyboard smashing

the others were just teasing him like hes lucky youre with him

but behind the screen, they were blushing and red and envious and AAAAA

thus spurred on some sort of competition

like they would send the chat pictures of you like 'hA TAKE THAT SHES WITH ME'

unbeknowst to you, these boys have folders of just cute candid pics of you

oikawas insta is filled of you and his snap is full of you in his story and his tiktok is full of screaming simp rants about you

the tiktok comments are all like,

‘IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!’

‘OIKAWA-SAN SHES ADORABLE’

‘BACK🤺OFF🤺OIKAWA🤺I🤺CALLED🤺DIBS🤺ON🤺HER🤺FIRST🤺‘

random ones like him doing a day in my life type of vids and you appearing and everyone can just see the small blush on his face and the bashful yet happy smile on his lips

its really adorable

but the real ones know that shes been appearing in his insta since day 1

moilk.bread.1

thats practically your account now

welll,,,

its more of a fan account for you and a lot of people from aoba johsai follow that account since you dont have an official one yet so they all simp for you there

the pictures were all from everyone like the boyz group chat was a haven for your candids

you did think it was strange that the boys would constantly ask to take pictures with you and everyone was just trying to get a pic to have aesthetic couple pics w you

and they would put it as their wallpaper or lockscreen

IMAGINE THE BLUSH THEY WOULD GET WHEN COMPLETE STRANGERS WOULD ASK THEM IF THATS THEIR GIRLFRIEND

oooo i mentioned this in the post too that iwa and you went to the gym and you guys took a mirror pic

after, you didnt really like the gym bc its just hard yanno?

iwa went back and while he was setting up his weights and equipments, his gym buddy noticed his phone light up causing your picture to show up

'oh? is that your girlfriend, iwaizumi?'

duh he doesnt have a girlfriend so he was like 🤨 until he saw his phone

the lockscreen was blaringly bright and your 'couple pic' was showing with the notifications

totally not oikawa blowing up their group chat bc he was with you

ofc babie hajime got all flustered and he blushed before shaking his head

'n-no'

he mumbled and his buddy laughed before clapping his back

'well, you obviously like her so do somethinf about it before someone does'

dont you think he doesnt know that?

also with mattsun!

this mans works in a cute cafe that this old granny owns and this thought has been living in my head rent free

and he was working during the weekend at the cafe

there were other people there but granny loves him bc hes been working there sibce he was like 15 and she took care of him a lot

he was like a grandson

so while he was serving, this granny was manning the cashier and checking people out

issei's phone was there on the table behind the counter and it started glowing at the indication of the messages being received

'have a nice day-oh!'

she noticed it right there and she saw the picture on his lockscreen

you were probably being carried by him due to your levelness with his height and you were kissing his cheek while issei smiled brightly

that was a picture you both took during an outing at the mall and the sunset behind you was just perfect to take a picture in

poor granny was like 'oop dont look at the messages' so she turned it over to not go to his privacy

there again you were

it was a polaroid of you two and he was backhugging you at school

hint? 👀

askldfjlsdkf

she knew issei was a very handsome young man so there shouldnt have been a surprise that he would be dating someone

can we name this granny?

granny inko lol

okay so granny inko saw issei coming over to rest the serving board thing and she beckoned him over

mattsun nodded and leaned over the counter to see what she wanted only to be greeted with a flick to the forehead

‘oW what was that for?’

he whined while holding the spot

granny inko tutted disapprovingly before crossing her arms

‘youve been working all week this week when you could’ve taken time off to spend it with your pretty lady. is this how men are nowadays? didn’t i teach you right to treat women properly?’

duh baby mattsun was confused like O_O

‘wha?’

his dumb question made her grab the phone and place it on the counter in front of him

‘your girlfriend, child. women need attention constantly and as much as you want that money, is it worth losing that smile full of happiness?’

okay stop it granny im getting emotional

more like disagreeing bc that wouldnt put food on the table BUT ANYWAYS

baby issei was surprisingly embarassed and scratched his neck

‘um,, baa-chan,,,,, she’s not my girlfriend’

he flustered and gave her an awkward smile

granny inko shot him a confused look and tapped the phone

‘well, she looks like she is. and if not, better hurry your move, boy. girls that make men happy like that only comes as rare as a good scratch ticket’

LMAO

i do not encourage gambling so please save your money kids

you know what

these boys do that just to actually feel like it

okay thats confusing so imma explain it in greater detail

whenever someone mistakes you as their girlfriend, it makes them feel like you are for that split second and its just an addicting feeling

its like what if you were their girlfriend?

i mean, youre already the whole team’s girlfriend but theyre greedy brats and just want you for themselves

ohohohohoh

kyo!!

kyo def has a selfie of you both with the doggie filter but it was actually you who took it while he was just staring at you in the background

that was his lockscreen for like the rest of his high school career

lol

anyways!!

he was actually in a fight and during it, his phone fell off to the ground and conveniently oikawa messaged causing it to light up

one of the thugs had their hands gripping kyo’s collar and was pushing him against the wall while the others were surrounding them

they saw the phone flash and kyo cursed at the terrible timing and he made a mental note on killing oikawa later

a guy picked it up and he smirked, seeing the pretty smile of a pretty girl

‘heh? whats this?’

kyotani pushed the guy who was holding him but other two surged towards him and held him tighter

their leader snatched the device and chuckled

‘oh. its that bitch from his school. what is it’

he snaps his fingers as he tries to remember before stopping

‘aha! l/n y/n!’

kyo growled

‘shut up!’

the guy grinned at him and tapped the phone against kyo’s chin

‘oh yea. i heard shes a cutie. most people here know her, kid. now we know shes connected to you and guess what. you cross us again, she’ll take your place as you are right now. orrrr, we can,,, use her as our pet. thats how she is in your team, right? so let us have a turn. maybe we can send you a pic, hm?’

yea no that wasnt happening

kyotani easily beat those people up after because even just saying that unleashes power he didnt know he had

‘bastard. youre lucky this is just a warning. you touch her and i will kill you’

he landed one last kick on the guy’s face before taking the phone and leaving

now he has to figure out how to hide the bruises

you fussed later and he didnt tell you the reason instead just saying they said something that made him angry

nah

you were a person he didnt want to disappoint and he knows how much it hurts you to see him in that state

that was one of the things he hated but loved at the same time

you were such an empath that you would treat him and wince as if you were the one feeling the pain instead of him

and it made him feel special

you were one of the few things he holds close and he would be damned if anything happened to you because of him

the group chat was actually just blowing up with more screaming and the third years yelling at each other with the first years just casually reading the texts

they were used to the arguments within the team and you would remain so naive with the whole thing

kunimi is the type to keep silent and he didnt really care about anyone getting angry if you were spending time with him

but he does get annoyed if you were with kindaichi because you three were a package lol

like when kindaichi and you were at the arcade, this kid walked all the way there just because he didnt want kindaichi to hog you to himself

duh you thought this was adorable and endearing bc they wanted to hang out w you

no LUV theyre greedy brats who gets jealous over yOU

so like i mentioned before that you and makki would walk over to the bakery and you guys would buy food there and such

and its also canon in here that makki only shares his food with you and no one else lol

why?

because when you eat the puffs, you put one in each cheek and it makes you look so adorable like a squirrel

sorry but squirrels are so cute like AAAAA

makki takes so many pictures of you and a lot are surprise shots where your eyes would be wide with cheeks full of food

aaaaa so cute

like you and makki sat down on a bench in the park across the bakery and you excitedly dug in to your own treat

makki chuckled at your excitement but he placed his hand on you arm to stop you

‘y/n-chan. say aaa’

you lit up and let him put the puff in your mouth and thought he was done but was surprised when there were two

you happily chewed it and went back to looking at your treats

but makki interrupted you again by calling you out

‘princess~’

the nickname made your eyes widen with red painting your cheeks and the shutter of the camera made you realize what he did

‘makki-senpai!’

you whined and he laughed

makki had a lovestruck smile on his face and he wiped the bit of creme on the corner of your lip

‘gotta take care of my princess~’

STOPPPPP MY HEART? GONE MY SOUL? GONE HOTEL? TRIVAGO

OH MY GOD IM IN SUCH A MAKKI AND MATTSUN AND IWA AND OIKAWA AND THIRD YEARS IN GENERAL BRAIN ROT PLEASE HELP

but we gotta give love to the second years :’)

ive mentioned that watari is the only person to ever go into your house right?

well, he comes over to cook and such so you guys spend time making food for the team

watari takes this opportunity to take pictures of you cooking and the group chat cries bc its so domestic and they all start having the same thoughts

they really said seijoh braincells

it was like seeing a glimpse of a possible future for them

you, wearing an apron, cooking on the stove with your hair thrown in whatever with baggy clothes

gosh

thats like you someday being their wife and waking up one morning to see you there cooking in the kitchen

oikawa swears he had a dream that night because of that picture and he continuously thanks watari for YEARS because of that picture

okay are you curious about the dream?

yuhhh

oikawa woke up in an unfamiliar bed in a foreign room

he felt his bones crack when he stretched and his hand extended out to a side that was still quite warm

somebody must be sleeping next to him

then he stood up, catching his reflection in the mirror in front of the bed

;)

why would there be a mirror there hmmmm????

ANYWAYS

he noticed he had a bigger build and his hair was longer

then came the itch of the facial hair that he swore wasnt there a minute ago

this guy even checked out his butt and to his surprise, wow

obviously he was confused and a part of him thought this was the future

tooru walked to the door to go into the hallway and concluded, yep, this was not his house

then he heard music being played somewhere and a mixture of voices coming from a room

sounded like a woman and children

he stops at the top of the stairs, suddenly hit of the thought that this voice was so familiar

‘hm?’

tooru walked downstairs and stopped when down the hallway in front of the steps led to the kitchen where the voices seemed to lead to

‘mama! mama! mama! toast! i wan toast!’

‘in a bit, darling. just let me finish flipping the pancake’

the song was lo-fi with the volume being turned low enough to hear the voices fine

tooru wandered down the hallway and he stopped, finally seeing the owners of those voices

there was a handsome little boy sitting on the chair by the island and his brown hair was a mess of wild curls

there was a woman with h/c hair swaying to the tune and a beautiful little girl curled up in her arms while sitting on her hip

‘hey’

oikawa spoke out and caught everyone’s attention

‘papa’s awake!’

‘pa!’

‘hello tooru’

tooru froze

that was you

he knows it’s you

‘y/n-chan’

he whispered and you looked back at him from the pan

‘yes? if youre looking for coffee, we ran out apparently’

that was not what he was talking about

he hastily walked over to the boy and he blinked rapidly

‘you look like me’

he mumbled and the child grinned

‘eung! papa and yozo look the same! mama and nana say so!’

yozo?

feeling like all the attention was on him, the little girl whined and her hands made grabby motions to him

‘pa pa’

she whined and tooru just felt something in him that screamed to hold the kid

you shushed the little girl

‘dont worry, looney loon. papa’s right there’

loon?

tooru stayed frozen at his spot and you raised an eyebrow at him

‘tooru? luna wants you’

luna

that snapped him out of his trance and he held the little girl in his arms where she smiled at him and then he felt tears welling up in his eyes

then he woke up

okay sorry that was a long dream

so this dragged on for so long already okay

this was only meant to be small but aaaaa i couldnt help itt!!!!

but anyways!

the boys are just simps for you and theyre creeps that take pictures of you and they think about you all the time pls accept their love

also a mild continuation of the dream:

oikawa was holding luna and she was happily laying there when another figure emerged from the hallway

‘iwa-chan?’

he asked, surprised

what was he doing here?

iwa heard his name and grunted before going to a beeline for you

you smiled at him and he leaned in to give you a kiss to which oikawa froze in

iwa noticed his best friend holding his daughter and luna saw her father there

‘daddy!’

she shrieked and tooru blanched

‘uh, what?’

iwa extended his hands out to hold the girl but tooru held her tightly and leaned back

haji narrowed his eyes

‘um, give me my daughter, oikawa’

he grumbled and tooru shook his head

‘no! shes my daughter!’

you blinked

‘your god daughter, yes. but she’s half of your best friend, tooru’

half of his-

god? daughter?

‘so that means-’

‘piece it together, oikawa. did ya get brain damage or something? babe, call the doctor’

oikawa screamed

a/n: lol look WHO ROSE FROM THE GRAVEEEEEEE :) anyways. i really want to deeply apologize to everyone for taking an unexpected break and i shouldve told you guys and im really sorry :( everythings just chaotic lmao and im just like taking a breath for a second uwu and im so AMAZED at how many people still follow me even tho ive been gone for so long like bls yall are real ones :’) i love you all and the req box is still closed at this time as i need to finish the ones i have first soo thankyou for reading thiss and hopefully ill update soonerr!!! :)))

also not me completely messing up my kuws and missing 8 and 9 in my masterlist and having a mindblowing realization that i have 10 keeping up with seijoh fics

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hoteltrivagoallday · 2 years

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Another Headcannon by my friend-

“Oki so mina was in bakugo's room, chilling and shit when she found the book heartstopper. She was taken back on why he would have a rommance novel and why this one. She was reading the book(like a noisy bicth) and found a piece of paper saying" I love the way ur lips feel. They make me feel like im touching a cloud" but this wasnt bakugo's handwriting. So she called her best man, denki. But denki couldnt firgure out who wrote it, thus the serch began.

They looked in everyone 's books to see who worte. Every single student in the school. And they failed. Mina went back and got the book and it had a next note" ur smile is like a lunar eclipse, so rare but when it happens, it so beautiful" She showed denki and the duo showed sero, sero had an idea of the person/persons who wrote it. All of them girls, but when the duo questioned these ladies all of them said no

Sad that they couldnt firgure out who wrote it and started to give up they decided to go back into bakugo's room and check the book. This time denki found a letter from bakugo to his parents" Listen, I dont care what you guys think or say but I'm gay. I know it's a shook and stuff but it's the truth, I've been trying to tell you guys since middle school but yall are way fucking dumber than my classmates and couldn't get a hint, so I'm writing it to you guys. Now stop asking me to find a girlfriend. P.S I'm dating someone" denki screamed when read this and gave it to mina, and they ran to the first person who they knew for a fact was bakugo would date. Midorya.

When they questioned midorya about this(he was lifting weights while they were questioning him) he dropped the weights and scream" W-WHAT? KACCHAN AND I COULD NEVER DATE !NO WAY! Idk who's the poor soul who fell inlove with him! Plus I'm dating tenya so yeah" Denki looked like his soul left his body and mina truned white and just mummered"holy fuck-"

So mina and denki were stuck. Who and why would someone date bakugo. So they started asking around and everyone said no. Now this Detective duo didnt know that bakugo was hearing about their behavouir, so being the devil he is he found each and every love letter his one and only left for him big and bold in the open just to make the duo upset cus they couldnt crack the case.

To bakugo's poor dismay, when he did that sero was with them. You see, sero knew one of these letters cus todoroki told him he saw the person wrote it. So when he say that particular letter, he ran to todorki(mina and denki behind) and shouted for the whole of japan to hear " MI AMOR REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU SAW SOMEONE WROTE A LOVE LETTER TO BAKUGO?!"

Todoroki in the common room with the whole class shouting back" yh . Kirirshima wrote it" I kind you not the whole fucking room said simultaneously said "KIRISHIMA WHAT NOW" With pure shock and a "what in the fucking fiddle stick " facial expersion plastered all over their faces. All expect mineta and jirou. So now the whole class is screaching for kiri and bakugo to comfirm the blow that todoroki just dropped

After screaching for the "couple" they finally found them on the rooftop.Bakugo was laying on kirishima's thighs asleep, while kiri was was writing something on a page on muttering something. To be honest it was such a cute sight, cuter than seeing mina and uraraka cuddle, but ofc the moment was ruined when deku opened his bigass mouth and scream" KACCHAN U BICTH SINCE WHEN U WERE DATING AND OUT OF ALL THE PPL WHY THE DAMN SHARK"

Poor kiri, spined around so fucking fast u could hear his neck bone crack. "Wha- WHAT ARE U ALL DOING HERE?" He said in a flusstered, soft yell trying not to wake up his peaceful, sleeping boyfriend. "Kirishima why would u date bakugo" momo said in a dissapointed voice" the same reason you fell inlove with the purple version of shirabu" Momo was bout to jump kiri for saying that" Answer the question kirishima" Denki said

Kirishima just looked at him, and Denki knew he was right. Denki slowly looked at Mina , with the most dissapointed and confused look, Mina looked like she was about to cry. They all stood in slience until Tysu said" Did u guys have sex?" I kid you not bakugo woke up so fast and bolted towards tysu so fast all you can see was a yellow light grab Tysu. He whispered something into her ears wich made her face turn a bighter pink than mina. Bakugo turned around and said" I've been dating shitty hair since thrid year of middle school, now fuck off you homosexual dumbass extras" and just walked away.

Kiri looked so scared and just ran. It took everyone ten seconds to recongize what just happen,as soon as they did, Midroya, Momo and Mina chased after the couple as fast as possible, while everyone else was like "wtf". For a good 3 months the couple was questioned continuously about their relationship, but they didnt say anything. Bakugo now has a lock on his door and mina and denki got their asses beat”

#mha #mha bakugou #mha kirishima #mha denki #mha mina #kiribaku #my hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect mha quotes #serotodo #iidadeku #momojirou #minaocha #bakukiri

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i8jisoo · 4 years

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𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐒 ⇉ skz with pregnant!reader

changbin x reader | part three of dad!skz

↬ genre; fluff & angst for a lil bit woo

↬ warnings; talk of perinatal depression, cursing, n labor

↬ notes; changbin babi 🥺 ALSO ITS CHANGBIN DAY WOOO ITS MY BABYS BDAYYYYY SO I HAD TO POST THIS |

u two had just freshly started an official, public relationship

ofc changbin was freaking out while he was chilling in the bathtub behind the curtain so u could pee on the test already

u two were looking at the line coming in, praying that there would be only o n e 😳

slowly the other line comes in, dark blue n clear alongside the other one

“holy fuck—“

“what do we do?” you asked, your voice wavering while setting the test back down

his hands cupped your face, giving u a soft kiss n hugging you

“we got this, we’re having a baby, baby!” he started to joke and yall burst out laughing while crying in the bathroom

the first few months were amazing

ur lil bump sprouted out n u two were so happy about it

changbin is just so attentive and excited about this pregnancy and his first born

u really couldn’t have been better with ur lil family that was starting to become realer with each day

u two r such bullies yall r like

“what happened? ur a softie now binnie!!”

n he’d say shit like, “well at least i don’t pee every hour on the clock!!”

he makes u cry one time n u use that against him everytime u want something bc he feels guilty >:)

cute lil things like asking the baby what they want to eat or talking to it before the bed

(changbin reads the baby goodnight moon one time and ur just so in love like wow 🥺)

he secretly talks to the baby when you sleep every night because hes waiting for when ur little bean will reply back with a kick or a hand

he is W H I P P E D for u n ur baby bump

nursery is already done at five months

he needs all of the boys to come over though to help him figure out the instructions 😳 these are co nfusi ngg

they notice how smiley n giggly he is when he talks about u two and looking at the finished crib hes just so proud

yall r so happy and content with ur baby that was an accident, but u guys are so happy this happened

but something changes within u

changbin notices your lack of interest in the pregnancy during ur sixth month

ur sleeping pattern was off n u would sleep for hours during the day and night

u were very irritable, not wanting changbin to cuddle with u or kiss u like he did everytime he came back from practice :(

u were always unhappy and always so moody, he just wanted u to be happy 🥺

he is so confused and worried ab u, some days ur not eating or some days u don’t even wake up in the mornings like u used to

sometimes— just sometimes he’d come back home to find u in the same spot, asleep

he’s so fucking scared when ur around seven months that he can’t hold it in anymore

“are—are you okay?” he questions u from the doorway, making u stop to look at him in the mirror

ur eyes were cold, setting down the towel u were drying ur hair with and leaving him by himself while heading into ur bedroom

“don’t you dare fucking walk away from me.”

ur s h oo k

he was really nice during the pregnancy everyday, super bubbly and kind so u were shocked to hear his upset tone

“i can and i will, i’ll just go sleep in another fuckin room.” u mumbled, changbin grabbing ur hands and turning u around to face him

u struggle for a bit while ur arguing with him and telling him to let go so u could go to sleep

“stop! i am your boyfriend, i am the only one who is going to care for you like this. i am the only one who is dying, seeing you like this. do you understand? we’ve been through seven months of this together, it was fine for awhile and now you’re fucking turning me away?”

hes shouting at this point, hes just so pissed after three months of not having answers and your attitudes and arguments, he cannot handle it

u start crying

hes quick to hold you, pulling u down to the bed so u don’t have to stand on ur tired feet anymore

“i don’t know what’s wrong with me.” 🥺🥺🥺

he insists u two will find out n u both will get thru this rough patch together

perinatal depression, they diagnosed u

changbin is so upset when he hears the doctors tell u

everything is making sense to him and he’s just so heartbroken he didn’t put two and two together earlier

he takes time off for the time being to make sure ur taking care of urself

hes watching u like a hawk but trying not to make it evident

the first time u ask him for a kiss, he gives u dozens

he hadn't been asked for kisses in so long he was so relieved 🥺

he’s constantly telling u how beautiful u r and talking to ur bump about how they have the best genes and their uncles

this man is a father already it seems

he is ur #1 face mask partner cause he buys the cute ones only because u deserve the cute ones that r ur favorite ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

cooking together is something that happens, not often but every once in awhile he will let u do small things

cut up some lettuce? sure! pour in the soup broth? of course u can! taste test his food? always.

he wants to make sure ur comfortable with him touching u or kissing u or what hes saying

“i love you.” he’s mumbling, quickly placing a kiss against the fabric of one of his own shirts that was worn by u and fit u like a dress still

he then goes up to ur cheek n presses a kiss to it, ur hand cupping his jaw and letting him kiss ur lips >.<

also u guys let out a quiet talk of pregnancy to the public, letting jyp release a notice on changbin’s absence from live-streams and posts with the boys

u two received a lot of positive feedback which changbin let u read the positive ones n loved when u smiled at each one

u were overdue by a week which was the worst, ur back hurt and u had migraines

u also were put on bed-rest for the next week before u could be inducted

u guys waited out the week and u got scheduled for an induction

the labor was really slow which sucked because u just wanted to hold ur baby already :(

rly intimate moments like chan just holding u n rocking u like a baby

u guys are given this position to move the baby down, your knees on the ground so u could kneel against the bed and changbin would hold ur hips n rock them

he just feels so bad he can’t do anything to help u with the pain 🥺

yall kinda vibing with the hospital food (idk bout yall but some food from hospitals smack chile)

“i just want to go home.” :(

u bet ur ass he scoots into ur hospital bed, holding ur hands n u just cry into his shoulder

he feels like his heart is being torn to pieces when he listens to u cry out of pain

his free hands holds your jaw, making u look up at him

“we’re almost done baby, okay? i know it hurts, if i could i would take your pain in a heartbeat. you are incredibly strong and i’m so proud of you. you just need to hang in here for a few more hours, yeah? you think you can do that?”

u give him the weakest smile ever but its better than nothing

u reach 10cm!!!

now the part that wasn’t fun was the pushing :/

u were hurting, u were tired, and u had been promised almost seven times that all u need was one more push but no matter what, it seemed like the baby wasnt budging

“the cord is wrapped around the neck, we need you to stop pushing. okay?”

ur too tired and stopping the pushing sounded good so u did as they said but when they told u they needed to actually reach in and unwrap it ur blood ran cold

u both were worried about how much u could take

u screamed, god it hurt and it felt like hours of them twisting but it was a mere minute

the labor progressed n there it was

“a girl!”

u two are like faucets or waterfalls

shes literally the perfect mixture of u both 🥺

he washed her hair n helped wrap her up in a blanket, giving her over to u for the first time

u both were just in love with her, she was absolutely perfect

he’s obsessed with her, taking in that baby scent, the scent of the light baby shampoo and the bit of baby powder that lingered throughout her onesie

her hair wooooww its so soft n fluffy

her little baby pout and her puffy cheeks

i can see him calling her bunny for awhile as a childhood nickname

he’ll just be like

“oh that’s my bunny!!”

weird look from u but ur heart melts while he bounces her in his arms n gives her some kissies and running his fingers thru her hair

he’s also rly soft, i don’t see him singing but i see him definitely whispering to her about how she’s gonna grow up and have the best life because thats his little girl

“ur gonna have eight uncles, they are crazy but it’s okay. u definitely lucked out on fathers though, i’m pretty good at lullaby's. u did get great genes too, u have a handsome daddy and a gorgeous mommy. we worked really hard on making u, please don’t hurt ur cute little face. u also have a storm coming, there’s a thing called stays, they are gonna adore you, i promise.”

omgomgomgomg jejejejeje im blushing at the thought of this i just adore dad changbin

u guys may or may not be planning for another but it definitely would happen in a few years

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maroonmagic · 3 years

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TW: Cnc,roughsex,overstimulation,degregation, cream pie,like one sir,darcyphilia if you squint,college mentioned (idk bout YALL but I feel this is needed,I hated college)

Oh my fuck I’m so excited to write this,I have lowkey been in love with @kelnawrites OC Victor since I found her blog! So here I am,writing something very spicy between Victor and my OC Stephanie! Just some background on my OC,she is a girl of color! She hid this big beautiful poofy Afro that’s dyed dark maroon(my favorite fuckin color) she a thicc queen standing at 5’4 (Victor’s size kink go brrrrrr) and her major is early childhood development with a minor in English and History. So cheers to this lovely lady and her spicy OC!

Victor had always had his eye on Stephanie,ever since she stepped into his dorm room with his roommate,Theo, they had happened to be in the same English lecture. Theo had brought her over for a study hang out. He couldn’t take his eyes off of her, from her soft,pouty lips and cute little button nose to her thick thighs and round,full breast. Stephanie had caught him staring a few times as she was laying across Theo’s bed,her panty covered ass peaking at him from her skirt “Hey Steph,I’m headed down to the convient store to grab a drink,you wanna come” Victor sat up some “Mmmm nah,you forgot to tell me about those killer stairs” Stephanie giggled “my legs are exhausted,can you please grab me a water or a juice please!” Theo nodded and smiled “for sure,I shouldn’t take to long! Did you want anything Victor” Victor shook his head soundlessly,shoving his face in a book when Stephanie peaked at him over her shoulder,batting those pretty,long lashes at him.

“Alright,I’ll be back then!” Theo announced and then took his leave. Stephanie stretches some across Theo’s bed,letting out quiet little squeals and squeaks as she did so and he bit his bottom lip,keeping his face in his book, trying his damndest to actually read whatever the hell was on the page and not think about plowing his roommate’s friend on his bed, Theo would definitely never forgive him for that. “You know,you’re really bad at being subtle” Stephanie said to him,her head cocked to the side and resting on her palm “What did you say to me” he raised an eyebrow,peaking at her from the top of his book, she sat up and stared at him “I said, you’re bad at being subtle,I could tell you were staring at me”

Victor rolled his eyes before setting his book down and staring right at her “the fuck made you think I was starin at you huh?” She rolled her eyes and stood up “other than me catching you twice,I could feel you undressing me with your eyes” she said to him as she crossed the room to look him in his face “who knew the Victor Torres had a staring problem, I sure as hell didn’t. But yet here we are,and you’re still undressing me with your eyes,mine are up here” Stephanie snapped her fingers in his face,trying to pull his attention away from her thighs to her face and he grunted some,grabbing her wrist in his larger hand. His mind taking off on a tangent ‘She so fuckin’ small,I could manhandle the hell outta her. Those damn thighs,fuck I want them wrapped around me and those fuckin’ DSLs fuckin hell!’ Stephanie tugged her arm back some just to be pulled smack into Victor’s solid chest “Hey! What the he-“ “So what if I was starin, not like you were being subtle either Steph” he said her name in a mocking tone.

“This is what,the third time you’ve come over yeah? And you still eye hump every. Fuckin. Time. I mean come on” he dipped his head down close to her ear “If you wanna fuck me,just say it” Stephanie’s eyes widen and her cheeks darkened some as they became flush with red tint “I-I do not eye hump you and nobody e-ever said I wanted to fuck you!”She cried back before trying to yank her wrist out of his grasp again. He thew an arm around her waist and chuckled “oh? So the way you prance around this room in those itty bitty skirts and crop tops that barely cover your tits isn’t for me? I know damn well it isn’t for Theo,he can’t even get it up if it ain’t an anime girl,so again,who’re you doin that for? Unless you’re a whore”

She pushed against his chest “Hey,watch ya fuckin mouth,if anybody is a whore here it’s you! You think I don’t hear about all the girls you being back? And at such stupid fuckin hours too like come the fuck on? Who the fuck do you think you are huh? Just cause you’re here on a football scholarship and mommy and daddy contribute to the school doesn’t give you the right to-“ he shut her up with a kiss,he shoved his tongue into her mouth,proding hers into a fight for dominance that he inevitably won. He pulled away slowly,a slight string of saliva sparkling in the ligh from their connected lips,her knees slightly weak and her eyes blown out “you kissed me”

Victor smirked “I plan on doing more than that” he sat down on his bed,yanking Stephanie down onto his lap,her back pressed against his chest,before attaching his lips to her neck,his arms wrapped around her waist,holding her in place in his lap while her body wiggled and wriggled against his,trying to pull away “Victor,T-Theo is gonna be back soon!” He snickered then laughed “No he’s not,he walks slower than a grandma with a walker and the convient store is a 15 minute walk,I’ve got more than enough time to make you scream my name,since I’m such a whore” his hands made their way up the back of her shirt while he nipped at her bottom lip,his hips pressing up to push his erection against her clothed core. His hips grinding in small circles against her “Feel that? You did this,you and all this fuckin body I mean for fucks sakes look at this ass” his right slid down her back to grip her skirt covered ass “this here is just a fuckin problem, just barely hidden by your skimpy fuckin skirts, and these” his left hand making its way to the front of her shirt,squeezing and kneading her breast.

His left hand making its way from her ass to her other breast,joining the other and roughly groping her chest while she whined loudly. He pulled her shirt up to look at her black lacy bra clad chest “I mean fuckin look at these,what are you, triple D, G?” He yanked her bra down to the top of her stomach,her breast plopping out of its confines,his hands still roughly groping her breast as she cried out some “Victor! Not so rough!” Victor rolled his eyes,leaning his back against the wall and pulling her more into his lap “Or what? These pretty little panties soaked?” Stephanie blushed more “N-no! W-why are you being so mean!”

Victor snickered softly before flipping her skirt up and peaking over her shoulder to see a wet spot on the seat of her purple panties “so what’s that huh? You gettin off on me bein rough with you” he massaged her breast some before slightly slapping one “you like bein manhandled don’t you,like me pushing you around,squeezing these fat tits of yours” he gave another squeeze to emphasize what he was saying before chuckling some “or is it the fact that Theo possibly could come back at any second and see you,his sweet little friend on the lap of his roommate,tits out,lips bruised from kissing and your sopping cunny presented for anyone to see?” He hooked his index finger around the front of her panties and pulled them to the side,her wetness sticking to her panties some.

“See look,you’re all turned on from me just bein mean to you,but I’m the whore right?” Victor growled softly in Stephanie’s ear as she whimpered softly,his fingers ghosting over her puffy clit “awww what’s wrong,does the whore want her pussy played with,you want me to rub on this dumb little clit for you huh?” His fingers finally making their way to rest on her clit before he rubbed slow,tight circles on the sensitive bundles of nerves,her body shivering from the contact “V-Victor...” Stephanie mumbled softly,her breathe coming out in small huffs and she wriggles in his lap,he nipped at her neck slightly “Oh no,don’t go getting quiet on me now Steph, where’s all that big girl energy you just had huh?” He kissed behind her ear softly before whispering “I’m gonna fuck you dumb,I do hope there are no objections” she shivered slightly on his lap and shook her head “N-no” he raised an eyebrow while undoing his pants “No what,come on Steph,I know you got a brain in there,though it won’t be of much use here in a second” she swallowed some and peaked up at him through her eyelashes.

“No sir” she whispered and he groaned softly “oh pretty girl knows some manners huh? Then be a good girl and get on your knees and suck my cock” she nodded her head some before getting off Victor’s lap and getting on her knees in front of him,her mouth open,he smirked softly while stroking his cock before putting his hand in her hair and pulling her mouth onto his cock. Victor hissed softly and let his head fall back some “oh pretty girl,your mouth feels so good” he thrusted slowly into Stephanie’s mouth,her eyes locked onto his as he used her mouth and throat as his own personal fleshlight,his hips growing from soft,shallow and slow thrust into hard,long,fast thrust,making his cock head slam into the back of her throat,her throat clenching from every forward thrust. Her nails scratching up and down his thighs as she tried to break out her nose before pulling her head away to catch her breathe,her breast heaving with every deep inhale she took.

He groaned softly and glared at her some “the fuck did you stop for? What,too much cock for your little mouth? That’s fine” Victor pulled her up off her knees to stand her in her feet “strip” Stephanie adverted her eyes slightly as she stepped out of her skirt and panties then undoing her bra and stripping herself of her shirt and Victor licked his lips before gesturing for her to come forward with his middle and pointer finger “come here pretty girl,let me make you feel good” she made her way out to him from her spot in front of him,he rolled his eyes before grabbing her arm and yanking her close to him and throwing her on his bed and hovering over her,a big smile on his face “well don’t you look pretty,all exposed for me like this” he leaned down and kissed her neck softly,one hand massaging her breast and the other aligning his cock with her entrance.

Victor pulled his face away from her neck to stare up at her “oh,how I’m going to enjoy ruining you Stephanie,you tease so much,you probably thought you were gonna get away with it huh,just teasing me,thinking I’d do nothing about it” Stephanie shook her head quickly,her cheeks still tinted red “No,I-I wasn’t-“ he snickered softly “you don’t have to explain yourself to me pretty girl,I know,now be a good girl for me and enjoy this with me hm?” He slowly pushed his cock head past her lips into her warm,tight cunt. He groaned out loud as he slowly bottomed out in her “Fuckin hell you’re tight as fuck!” He groaned again and threw his head back some,her legs pressed up against his chest.

He started with short,rough thrusts,his hips slapping against the curve of her ass,he growled softly “God fuckin dammit Stephanie,stop squeezing dammit” she whined softly,her nails digging into his biceps some as he continued to deliver slow thorough thrust that slowly built up into long,earnest thrust “V-Victor! Y-youre so deep inside me!” He chuckled some and continued building his thrust,slowly gaining speed,his thumb rubbing her clit in time with his thrust,creating tight,calculated circles.

Stephanie moaned loudly as he hit her g-spot “Fuck! There,there” Victor angled his hips,his cockhead abusing the spot as she keened loudly and her back arched, he groaned softly as her walls started to clench around his cock “awww,you gonna cum already? Fine then,cum all over my cock. Fuck can you be any louder,huh?” His hips slapping faster and harder against the curve of her ass as she screamed his name,her cunt spasming around his cock as she came,his hips still keeping the relentless pace he originally set “look at the fuckin mess you made,so much fuckin cum! You think I’m done with you yet” he scoffed softly,his balls tightening some as tears of pleasure streamed down her face “Fuck,fuck, fuck, Victor!” She squealed loudly,his thumbs still rubbing tight quick circles on her clit,working her into overstimulation,her legs twitching slight as she clawed at his arms some “Fuckin cum,I know you got atleast one more in there,come on” His thrust started losing its rhythm,he was close,so fucking close “Fuck Steph fuck!” He groaned loudly,his hips stalling against hers. She came hard around his cock as he pumped her cunt full of cum and she shook and whimpered on his bed.

Victor dropped Stephanie’s legs to the sides of him and laid against her,chests heaving as they panted, gulping in air to their lungs. He slowly pulled out and plopped himself down next to her,her eyes slowly fluttering shut before he poked her “hey,don’t fall asleep,get dressed before Theo gets back,I’m not tryin to hear him bitch” the door rattled slightly as it was unlocked and there stood Theo,quickly covering his eyes before groaning aloud “Oh come the fuck on! Really guys! You couldn’t have put a fuckin sock on the damn door?!”

Holy shit I did it! I hope you all enjoyed and I want to thank @kelnawrites again for letting me write something spicy for Victor! I’ll see y’all next time but till then, love❤️,peace✌🏾 and hair grease!

#kelnawrites #kelna Victor #kelna oc #oc x oc #oc smut

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mistyyygoode · 5 years

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AHS Ep7: reactions/recap

Spoilers ahead:

So, before it even starts:

LILY FUCKING RABE IS BACK

I DON’T CARE IF IT’S JUST THIS EP I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED Y’ALL AINT GOT NO IDEA

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL SEASON MY DUDES

okay, the rest of this is the actual episode now

SHE’S THE FIRST THING TO POP UP WE LOVE THAT

She’s a mom, how cute

Oof, she’s kinda mean, I’m here for it

Stab me mommy

Y’all she knows shit’s bout to go down

Y’all this is what I imagine her to look like as the OC I wrote that dates Abby in Caral. Oof

I’m Bobby. Bobby died.

OH, SHE’S JINGLES’ MOM

That’s wild

Holy fuck y’all

I hate seeing her cry, my heart hurts

Why the fuck did she blame Jingles tho? Like unless she been knew he’s gonna kill people??

Oh, we’re back to Brooke...

Yay

I just want to see Lily more pls

Dona should have let Brooke die, just saying

So, just a thing I’m gonna say: Emma’s characters always end up bad. It fits her personality so well. Maybe it’s cause I can’t stand her?

Damn, I’m not doing the math but she was in prison for a long time

Hey, Dylan’s back. Or at least that’s what I think his name is

He fucked up their car? Omg. What a dick

Watch him try and murder them, and they end up killing him. Oh, so original

Can I just say, I’ll be pissed if we don’t see Lily more

I can also see that it was possibly meant for Sarah and she just couldn’t do it, so they gave it to Lily

Oh, Brooke was there for five years

Dylan didn’t die, but y’all I was close i

I love that they’re all like bitch why are you here

I love how confused Jingles was about all this. Like “huh?”

Montana is the top ghost next to Sally

Y’ALL

Y’all LILY IS THE LADY IN WHITE

I’m SHAKING

IM QUAKING

It’s hilarious that the person fucking with them is Jingles’ Mom

CAMP GOLDEN STAR

We’re gonna call her character Mother bc idk her name. BUT DAMN YALL SHES WILD

MOTHER IS LIKE THE MOM IN FRIDAY THE 13th DIDNT I TELL YALL BITCHES?

Damn, no wonder Jingles is fucked up

FUCK

JINGLES YOU KILLED HER OMG FUCK

Damn

Oh her name is Lavinia, I like that. It’s a pretty name

Why is Lily so cute? I love her

“Come to Mommy” okay, I’m drooling

I LOVE WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT PPL

Why is she like Nora 2.0 but just not sobbing as much??

I love her in white. I love this hair. I love everything about this

SHE’S LIKE BITCH I KNEW MARGARET WAS CRAZY

God, bless. Can she yell at me like this?

I kinda feel bad for Jingles, but she’s so hot I can get passed how bad she is

Why is she so good at being so upset and mean, what happened to you?

I hate that she tried to destroy herself. Ugh

HER LITTLE SHRUG BEFORE TELLING JINGLES SHE POSSESSED MARGARET SENT ME

Man, when she confesses, I fucking died

“The wrong son died” goddamn, chill, honey

Her whole demeanor changed for a split second when she learned Jingles has a kid, uwu

But then we went back to “you deserve to suffer” and I’m here for that

I don’t even want to talk about Brooke and Dona at this point. I’m here to die over Lily

But, like, Dylan’s character is kinda interesting, he’s wild

Wow! Okay, didn’t really see Dylan kidnapping her. That’s a bit of a shocker and I mean it for once

No shocker that Brooke chose to do neither of what he told her to tho!

MARGARET DOING HER BEST BITCHINESS!!

Oh, god. We’re back to Montana and Trevor fucking, that’s neat

OH! THEY TOOK OF HIS THUMBS. THATS GENUIS

The rest of this is so boring, just gotta day. It’s getting really repetitive and predictable. Yet I’m still here

LILY!! Hi, I missed you

She’s having a moment, I love it. It’s cute.

Jingles tryna show he’s not all that bad is so sweet

She’s really tryna help get him to kill him self, o-okay wow

It got real fucked up real fast

I don’t even want to comment on the billy idol getting killed. I don’t even care. This shit is so predictable and I’m tired of the ghosts being Ryan go-to theme

Anyways, I hope lily comes back next ep because “that’s was so little screen time for such an important role” - @rabexxpaulson AND I AGREE TO THAT

#ahs #lily rabe #american horror story #ahs spoilers #ahs 1984

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memedbts · 6 years

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for the bangtan asks: ALL

we are bulletproof: if you could be any superhero, who would you be and why?

none. i dont like all that marvel/dc crap. actually no, it’s not crap, just not for me...

no more dream: if you woke up tomorrow to be incredibly famous, how would you react?

omg idek tbh. i lowkey feel exposed lmaooo

i like it: if you could reverse any moment in your life, what would that moment be?

idk tbh anything that i said that caused an argument, caused things between me n another person to get awkward, or anything that made people change the way they look at me

n.o: biggest pet peeve?

kids that act older than their age for sure

we on: how do you deal with people who don’t like you?

already answered this lol

if i ruled the world: what would you do if you found out that you were an heir to a wealthy kingdom?

snatch up that money real quick

coffee: what’s your coffee order?

i dont really drink coffee but @ starbucks, caramel frap, extra whip n caramel

cypher pt. 1: if you had to be part of a kpop group, what position would you want to be (i.e. leader, visual, lead vocal, dancer, rapper, maknae, etc.)

maknae bc i like being the youngest. im the oldest sibling so its nice when i get the be the youngest

rise of bangtan: when and how did you get into the king and legends, also known as bangtan sonyeondan?

like november of 2016. i was reintroduced to kpop by some of my friends and boy oh boy did they make a good ass decsion

satoori rap: what does home mean to you?

a place where all my friends are and i can be myself

boy in luv: when you are interested in someone (romantically, sexually, etc.), does your behavior change?

already answered this tooooo lol

just one day: who would you want to spend the last day of your life with?

my family n friends. also bts if they could lmao

tomorrow: goal that you would like to achieve within the next year?

have a glo up HAAAAA

cypher pt. 2: one thing about yourself you wish people would appreciate more?

my personality and my advice. some people dont take it and then i end being right.....

spine breaker: what is your weakness when it comes to spending money?

BTS COMEBACKS HOOOOOOEEEEEE ISTG IF I BECAME RICH ID GO BROKE IN 0.0005 SECONDS

jump: favorite childhood memory?

anytime in preschool bc i had some lit ass friends

miss right: what is your ideal ‘type’?

umm.. funny obviously, i mean i want them to be somewhat attractive, decently smart, similar personality to mine

i like it pt. 2: dream date?

oooof idk i’d have to think about that one

danger: have you ever had a near-death experience?

no oh my god im so grateful that ive never had one

war of hormone: most embarrassing moment?

i fell on my ass in front of this big group of guys lmaooo

hip hop lover: three songs that are meaningful to you?

volume up - 4minute

return to pooh corner - kenny loggins (fight me)

rain - bts

let me know: are you good at keeping secrets?

it depends on who’s secret. if im not super close to them, i wont tell everybody i know, but i’ll most likely tell a few friends ooof. brutally honest lmao

rain: most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?

idek im not that impulsive i guess

cypher pt. 3: favorite outfit to wear?

my off the should pink lace thingy with jean shorts

blanket kick: longest time you’ve spent lying in bed (sleeping or not)?

from like 8 to like the next day. i was dying rip

24/7 = heaven: what are you most looking forward to?\

next year volleyball and kpop club

look here: do you have any hidden talents?

no rip

second grade: proudest accomplishment?

3.96 gpa

i need u: are you in love?

nah

hold me tight: does physical contact comfort you?

it depends what kind of physical contact

love is not over: ever had your heart broken?

nope

dead leaves: how loyal are you?

100%

move: last time you cried?

yesterday

butterfly: most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?

bts existing

run: do you like traveling? if so, where? what’s your dream vacation?

yes! honestly like hawaii or something

ma city: if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

hawaii ha im so basic

baepsae: do you vote and/or keep up with politics?

not old enough to vote but when i am, i will. and yeah i guess. im not like SUPER into politics but i know for the most part whats going on. i think ill pay more attention when i can actually vote.

dope: what did you want to be when you were younger? how does it compare to what you want to be now?

i wanted to be an actress. now ive realized im not cut out for that.

fire: are you a spontaneous person?

it depends on who im with but like not really

save me: your favorite place on earth?

my room tbhhh

young forever: what is one movie from your childhood that you will always treasure?

idek just like the childhood show movies that they made

boys with fun: you’re going on a roadtrip with seven other people– dead, alive, fictional, real, famous, or not. who are they, and why?

yall already know who im bout to pick with 7 people lmao

converse high: how many pairs of shoes do you own?

not exaclty sure, also not about to get up n count. but probably around 10. but i only wear about like 3 or 4

whalien 52: weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? alternatively, weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

this was real. i was walking my dog and this guy with nothing with underwear on was standing outside on the porch screaming. mind you, i lived in a nice/decent neighborhood.

house of cards: when was the last time you felt sexy?

NONE

boy meets evil: have you ever committed a crime? if so, what was it? alternatively, what is the worst thing you have ever done?

never committed a crime. imma good child lmao. but the worst thing ive ever done was call someone from my friend from nz and for 50 minutes and cost my dad, $200 lolllllll

blood, sweat, & tears: kinkiest kink you have?

um. im not there yet sweetie

begin: who are you most grateful for in your life?

my parents and my friend group from where i used to live

lie: biggest fear?

spiders n death

stigma: would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?

cause bc then i can prevent it possibly

first love: do you believe in soulmates?

i guess

reflection: if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

get into bts earlier

mama: are you good at giving advice?

yeah i am

awake: if you had to be a flower, which flower would you be?

pansies bc they’re my grandma’s favorite

lost: how good are you with directions? do you get lost easily?

i dont lost easily unless people are distracting me

cypher pt. 4: what do you do to treat yourself or relax?

i do face masks, add some extra steps to my skin care

am i wrong: you wake up one morning in the hospital, knowing only your name and a single memory from your life. what is that memory?

a memory where im reflecting on all of my memories. HA

21st century girls: do you prefer texting, calling, or video chatting?

depends on with who

2!3!: your favorite thing about bangtan?

their personalities

spring day: who do you miss right now?

my old friend group.

not today: what are you procrastinating right now?

this project for agriculture and natural resources oop

wings: on airplanes, do you prefer the window seat, the middle seat, or the aisle seat?

when we first take off, aisle, but as i get comfortable in the air, i can do window

you never walk alone: how many people do you trust with your life?

my old friend group and my parents.

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thebiggest3vil · 6 years

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STORY TIME! #2: I Got Cheated On And Embarassed In Front Of My Whole School😂😢😂 (*Funny!/ Fucked Up!)

So for this story time I'm gonna tell you about how I got cheated on . It's funny but fucked up at the same time so if you like reading then this is the post for you! So back, relax and read how I got PLAYED 😂.

So the first day of HS starts up and ya know things are different. Ya boy is a Sophmore and after a very weird freshman year of HS I started to find my way. I had more friends , I hit a growth spurt after being 4"11 and under my whole childhood life, I had a summer job so when I came back I was drippin in that Armani Exchange (Remember that store!? Damn) So when I came back my dress game went from like a 3 to a 12 and I don't care if that don't make sense it's my story lmao.

(Ok So where was I....OH Ok sophomore year)

So the day goes by and it's time for Gym. Now everyone knows that the first day of gym ain't really gym it's just niggas sitting on the bleachers and for 30 minutes and MAYBE they bring the basketballs out for the last 15. So I goto the bleachers and I see my mans at the top and I'm like "Yeoooo !!" And he went "Ayo boul!!" And that's how we signalled each other at the time lmao. So we sitting waiting for class to start and a bunch of kids walk in (I'm not paying them no mind) and as they got closer to the top all I hear is my name following "YOOO CUZ IT'S BEEN A GRIP!" I look over and it's my bro from my track team . At this point I'm like hype I got my homie in by gym class followed by my other homie...nigga gym was so tough. So as I dap him up these 2 girls walk behind him. One was kinda cute, Brown skin ass was glorious. The other was a lightskin girl, kinda tall was BAD (at the time) omg and I had my best shirt on nd shit I was fly but I'm not really worried cause all my niggas are in gym with me and when has that....ever happened when ALL your niggas had the same class besides lunch. So we sitting and my bro from track called me over and we started catching up. Out of nowhere the lightskin girl grabs my shoulder and asked what my name was (mind you was staring deep into my eyes like nigga my soul, I was beside myself) I told her my name and I went throughout my day.

So like a cool 2 weeks passed and ppl telling me "yoooo Brittney likes you" (Ima call her Brittney cause it's my story lol) mind you at this point it's been established by the brotherhood rank system aka period 8 lunch who were the baddest in school and everyone was tryna talk to them. They were arguably the 5 baddest in the school and niggas were on their heads. Now my one friend bagged one if them on the spot and the other one was already cuffed, but for them to tell me the most sought out one wanted me!? NI-GGA! I was feeling my self I started wearing shit I didn't usually wear to school (side note: I wore this Armani T shirt with the Black true religion jeans and some polo boots with this Hugo Boss jacket I was fly) Anyway weeks go by and I'm in music class talking to to homies and I tell them like yo....im bout to talk to Brittney....the problem was....

Brittney was the ex of my bro from track! So I'm like damn you my homie I'm not gonna do that to you etc I'm like I'm going to chalk It up, he goes "nah bro you good go head we friends but we broke up years ago" (THIS LOW-KEY WAS A WARNING But my dumb ass wanted a girlfriend so I'm like bet where she at?) Ok ok remember how HUGE MySpace use to be? Remember this.: So fast forward I ask for her number and she didn't have one cause idk but she had a house phone plus she added me on MySpace. So on MySpace that's were I started spitting THAT GAME and long story short I changed my relationship status from single to taken and THAT. SHIDD. FELT. GUUD! That shit felt like every nigga in that school had a shot and I came through like M'Baku like "Essssss challuuunge deeeeey" . You couldn't tell me shit , plus we had the same spanish class so we were out her being a couple nd shit and for the moment it was all going great.....until....

On one Friday it was a big ass party and instead of going I went to my Cousins house cause tbh fuck them parties they last like 1 hour always. So the weekend ended and Monday rolls by mind you I was getting calls from random ass numbers and I dont answer those like that so when Monday came around we had a fire drill and as SOON as everyone was outside and saw me they ran to me. I had atleast 8 people Coming up to to me saying "Dog bro you my mans get your girl she was at the party all up on some other nigga". me being naive as fuck is like " brittney? My baby? oh nooooo I don't believe yall shut up" but in the back of my mind I'm like ....wait....coikd she? Naah...so I go ask her and she immediately denies so I'm like ok cool. This was around the same time "rumors" started spread around the school that she was out here for the whole team was thottin and when I brought that up she goes "ww...well...that's not true who are you gonna believe your so called friends or someone who loves you?" AGAIN Me being a dickhead I'm like " Yeaaah baby Bonnie and Clyde, Hov and Bey, Angelina and Brad , we all we got! "(I'm laughing writing this cause I was like this..) Now along the way it was signs that were happening that I thought were weird. She would Always have "family" over or her "cousins" just came over out the blue and she had to get off the phone... 😂😂😂( I know man I know laugh! GO AHEAD! Its been almost 10 years fuck yall for laughing 😂🤣) Nd I'm like for an only child you sure have alot of family coming through. So the noise of it all started to get to me and I was over here questioning the relationship. I had a homie tell me to me face "Bro I do not want to see you get hurt and if you keep talking to her we NOT cool" so that night I'm like it's too many signs and tbh I don't wanna be with you anymore (even thoe I did....i did like fuck and I was acting like a bitch) so we broke it off and that's it.........WRONG!

Remember when I told y'all I was in love like a dickhead....well not even 3 days later we got back together cause she "missed me like crazy" and I'm like "baby I miss you too ajdgssnsjdndkd!😂" so we back together and like for them 5 days we were cool....the 6th day....nigga so I stayed after school with her and she was talking to me about Spanish tutoring and how this other nigga in my class was taking tutoring and that we should go....problem was the Spanish teacher got sick and cancelled so we stayed until the 4:00 bus...for her since she lived close it was the 2:45 shuttle so we kissed and she left. Fast forward to the after school bus my step sister stayed after with me and as we were riding back home she scream my name and says "Hey do you still go out with Brittney!?" Me confidently I'm like yeah whassup? She goes "Well hold on they talking bout she goes out with the one boul aka the NIGGA THAT WAS GETTING THE TUTORING IN SPANISH! I felt like a dickheaaaad on the bus. So many emotions, I felt like my lil bitch ass heart was ripped out, so I went home and called her she said message her in MySpace for right now. Thus is where I bring MySpace back.....how about I look on her shit and She put Boul in her TOP 5 behind me!!!!!!!! I was livid so.....

I messaged her like " Yo, are you and Bro talking what's going on...?" She hits me with a........

"Well I thought we were just friends talking " I was so angry I was like (From what I remember I wish I knew my account info but to sum it up I said ) "BITCH how dare you do that to me I loved you and you disrespected me you punk was blah blah blah " I wrote shawty a whole book angry and after I shut my laptop off.......and cried.

Smh lmao so my step sister growing up never like to see my super upset so idk HOW but she found her house number and I could hear downstairs her arguing with her nd etc. I didn't care I was upset I went on my MySpace and changes ALL my profile songs to breakup shit. Damn near a Chris Brown playlist I was HURT! I was writing cryptic ass messages talking about ima be lonley forever and yeah it was BAD! but eventuall I got over it....and the following Monday she ran straight over to me at was like "oh I'm sorry I really am and I'll get rid of all my contact and etc etc. We gotta spread some rulesnif we wanna make this work" I wasn't tryna hear dat shit. So in the end I said fuck it and we wentniur separate ways. I don't have any hate towards shawty but it was fucked up how I happened. Looking back, everytime I tell this story it gets funnier cause I was sprung. But yeah that's how I got Cheated on.....Never again thoe😂😂😂

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crispy-tamago · 7 years

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ongniel quidditch au

ok so my friend and i talk about hogwarts aus too much and i was yearning for a quidditch au and this happened sorry i got carried away lol

ok so daniel is 100% a gryffindor dun even fight me on this its Canon™

ong’s a gryffindor too, and is the keeper of the gryffindor quidditch team

here’s what happened lets go

quidditch season hasnt started but gryffindor are feeling the loss from last year because hufflepuff and ravenclaw were ON FIRE last year (where do they get those active first years,,,, we want sum of dat….)

seongwoo obv be feeling the determination theyRE GOING TO KILL IT!!! FROM THE BEGINNING!!! TO THE END!!! THE HOUSE CUP!!! IS GRYFFINDOR’S FOR THE TAKING!!!!

he also feeling the pressure because gryffindor are forgetting what it’s like to have a house cup win tbh

ok anyways

since he’s the keeper and everything he knows his team need to count on him yknow

he’s always extra early for team practices and spends all his free time practicing quidditch with some new teammate he persuaded one day (read: bribed)

prob went smthg like hey kiD!! HELP TOSS SOME QUAFFLES INTO THESE HOOPS FOR ME!!!

rip woojin lmfao ong’s always like lmao if thats u trying to score i might as well switch and play chaser instead

all in good fun he gives pointers to lil woojin on what to do to catch the keeper off guard

good practice for himself too

honestly though at some point woojin is prob thinking something like…. ong… shouldn’t u…. be studying…. for NEWTs…..

seongwoo : newts? haha what,,,,, are those ha,,,,ha,,, idk what ure talking bout

same

ok so one day after like 3 days of no sleep after trying to finish like 6 diff essays for all his subjects (don’t procrastinate friendos)

boi literally tired as fuck but still has the energy to drag his ass out to the quidditch pitch to practice

that saturday the slytherin and gryffindor captains scheduled a practice match to get into the groove of playing again before official matches starts

ofc he needs to show his best right off the bat

all his classmates tried to hold him back but his excuse was that he gotta train the newbie so he can do his best for the match

also secretly because it’s his last year he wants to show that it’s not been a waste and he’s become a very very reliable keeper and that gryffindor CAN win this year

so yes, he still goes to practice

remember boi on zero sleep and like 20 mins in woojin asks if he’s feeling okay since no sarcastic quips or anything

surprise surprise ong passes out but he like doesn’t go pancake because woojin manages to kind of stop him from doing so

still fucks up his wrist and ankle on landing though but he’s out of it and woojin is prob freaking tf out omg what am i gonna do ???

does the reasonable thing and sprints off to get madam pomfrey

hold your horses i know daniel hasnt come into this yet chill

ong has to stay in the hospital wing overnight bc of exhaustion but at least his wrist and ankle are okay right?

nah

he has to miss the practice match because his body isnt recovered enough for sports yet

he still goes to watch the match though

took a loooooot of convincing but madam pomfrey was finally like fine! bc he was being really loud and she wanted to shut him up hyahwhaghwhaha

when he gets to the pitch they had already begun playing and he sees kim donghan playing in his place and is reassured bc he was a natural even if he wasnt a regular

there’s other people from the two houses watching too

ta-daaa that’s when he meets daniel

daniel is an avid quidditch fanboy ok

always on top of quidditch news and never misses a game

this boy is the definition of House Pride he’s screaming the loudest and always gets hella hyped before matches

the type to walk up to people on the mornings of match day and tells them to cheer loudly for gryffindor to give them the support

gryffindor hasnt won a house cup in forever tbh but that doesnt phase him he just loves quidditch and is extremely passionate about the sport and his house so regardless of the result he will always remain their tru no.1 fan

about that practice match

lets be real we would all like to just sleep on saturday morning

daniel? practice match? give him the time and date and he’s there and prepared with snacks and drinks for the players he managed to get from the house elves what a considerate babu

he gets there extra early that morning because he knew there was a new first year playing and he wanted to cheer extra loud to give him confidence awwwwwawaw

but when he sees the team members arrive he notices

seongwoo isnt there?

that one fourth year boy is playing instead so he gets a little confused

seongwoo has never NOT played in any of their matches so he wondered why he wasn’t this time

he wasn’t even at the practice, even though everyone else on the team was

cue quidditch nerd daniel minutely freaking out lmao

he went through the possibilities in his head

team drama? detention? OVERSLEEPING??? decided to do a 180 and become studious???

WHAT HAPPENED THAT THEIR KEEPER ISN’T PLAYING

his brain was about to explode but he stops when he sees the familiar boy walk up to the top of the stands and get comfortable

he’s still really confused

why is he watching and not playing??

lmao the practice match started 5 mins ago but he’s too distracted bc he doesn’t know why THE ong seongwoo isnt participating in it

he debates going up to ask him about it

but like,,,, he never spoken to the dude before

what if he’s in a shit mood

screw it

abruptly gets up to go walk up to where ong is

prob trips on the way up, someone babyproof him

ong is so fixated on the match he doesn’t realise someone is standing next to him

when he does

“may i help u”

he recognizes him too

because like he’s always there at practices and is maybe a bit mad for quidditch

kind of endearing

daniel honestly prob gets caught off guard hayahahaHAHAHA

“just,,, wondering why you aren’t out there”

“eh, fucked up and slacked off with homework and now my body’s dealing with the consequences”

he cant help the frustration in his voice

daniel just kinda feels bad

bc he looks so,,, tired? and also kind of angry that he couldn’t play bc of his own carelessness

he’s always priding himself on being a reliable teammate but here he is missing matches smh

but he doesnt tell daniel that lol

“why are you sitting all the way up here? pretty sure you can get a better view from anywhere else”

ong prob jokingly says some shit like he cant let anyone else in his presence what a drama queen

he really likes the feel of the wind from high up

that’s why he plays quidditch, being up in the air just makes him feel free

anyways

daniel and him end up watching the rest of the match together

ong pointing out certain tendencies and habits his teammates have when playing

daniel pointing out how well the team work together and how he feels like this year is the year for gryffindor u feel

ong kind of just

“you really think so?”

bc why wouldnt he right

“it’s just that… gryffindor hasn’t won a house cup in a long time”

and tbh theyre all feeling it, no one says it though

just sucks that they KNOW theyre doing good but never seem to be able to come out on top

daniel looks at him like :O

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE MAN

“YALL BEEN PRACTICING YOUR ASSES OFF AND THAT NEW CHASER GOT SOME POTENTIAL AND WORKS SO SO WELL WITH THE OTHER TWO AND OUR BEATERS ARE BACK BETTER THAN EVER NOW THAT OWLS ARE OVER ALSO OUR SEEKER HAS ALWAYS BEEN AMAZING AND WE HAVE YOU!!!!! YOU!!!!! MR RELIABLE KEEPER ALWAYS THERE TO COOLLY STOP THE OTHER HOUSE FROM SCORING”

lmfao he gets flustered after that and just quickly tells him to get better soon and to have faith in his team and himself

he constantly checks in with ong after that though

can’t really forget about the look on ong’s face when he talked about missing the game, even if it was a simple practice match

something in him just told him that ong was feeling shit about what happened when he couldn’t play

so he just tries to send positive vibes his way lol cute

even if it’s just walking by him in the great hall at breakfast and calling out for him not to slack off in class

or not to push himself too hard in practice

he prob even watches the team practice regularly and calls out “you guys did well today! we’re gonna win this year!!!”

just…. postive ball of sunshine spreading positivity

ong always spends some time after practice to talk to daniel to get to know him

its the least he can do bc daniel’s been so supportive of the team

daniel just hopes the dude remembers to take care of himself better tbh dont we all

ong won’t admit like ever but he 100% looks forward to daniel’s encouragement in the morning pfft

(and also totally wants to get to know daniel more other than him being a massive quidditch fan lol)

since then he finds himself working a lot harder to keep up with his workload in class so he can be on top of his game for quidditch

prob looks around in the crowd for daniel at games tbh hahAHAHHDAHA

this boi confident for matches he brings his A game all the time

both of them prob think its sad that they only really became friends in ong’s last year but hey better late then never right

#wanna one #produce 101 #ong seongwoo #kang daniel #why the fuk is this so long omfg hahahdahdahj #im sorry i got carried away i needed to stay awake for medication #hogwarts au #quidditch #ongniel #wanna one scenarios #words

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planettaeil · 7 years

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Boyfriend!Johnny

Thanks for your requests!

Here’s my third entry for Boyfriend!NCT! I really enjoy writing these so much and please tell me what you think of these fluffballs! And also please check out my Boyfriend!Taeyong and Winwin!

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🍀 Feel free to send me requests!

• okay why are u dating this boy

• how did you even managed to survive???

• but seriously this guy is definitely irresistible like damn have you seen him ???

• and your relationship with Johnny is definitely #goals

• ok so everything started when he saw you drooling over him backstage

• you were so star strucked you literally forgot to close your mouth when he walked past you

• “hi are u okay?” He asked out of concern (or curiosity lol)

• and you wanted the ground to swallow you bc the embarrassment is too much

• but don’t worry Johnny thought it was so cute ☺️

• you tried to act cool but somehow ended up saying one of the most embarrassing things you’ve ever said in your life

• “sorry I drooled you were just so hot onstage”

• “oh god I’m sorry I said that”

• cue the laughing fit from johnny

• “I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that"

• you made a huge impression on johnny and now he can’t stop thinking about you

• he spent the whole day searching for your name and asking people about you around the company

• and when he found out who you were, he couldn’t contain his excitement and immediately asked for the other members’ help

• he’s a pretty confident lad but when it comes to you, he just can’t seem to have the guts to ask you out

• he’ll probably ask jaehyun to talk to you tho

• “jeffrey man help me ask her out”

• “idk ‘bout that she might end up falling for me instead”

• so yeah jaehyun decided to help the poor guy but instead he asked you to play along with him while johnny’s watching a few feet away from you like a creep

• “help me tease johnny im just so tired of his shy ass” he whispered as he discreetly looked behind him (just to make sure Johnny knows nothing about his plan)

• “his shy what?”

• “just act like you are falling in love with me”

• “how am i supposed to do-”

• “juST IMAGINE ME AS JOHNNY I know u like him ugh"

• “but i don’t like him tho??” #lies

• so yeah you ended up playing along with jae and after a few seconds of your fake heart eyes to him, johnny popped out of nowhere and pushed jaehyun off you

• “dammit jaehyun i didn’t ask u to make her fall in love with you!?!!”

• you were absolutely confused about the whole thing

• so johnny ended up pulling you outside instead and asked you out on a date without Jaehyun’s help

• you’ll probably hear Jaehyun’s faint “ABOUT TIME JOHNNY” inside the building

• “what’s up with that guy teasing me so much ugh” Johnny complained

• so fast forward and now johnny’s like the happiest guy ever

• you’ll probably have jaehyun teasing you two

• so expect a lot of knowing looks from him with Johnny trying to kick his ass

• there’s never a dull moment with Johnny

• he definitely knows how to have fun

• he can somehow make staring at the table fun whenever you two are alone

• you spend most of your time laughing with him

• he loves resting his chin on top of your head with his arms tightly wrapped around your shoulders

• likes the fact that he towers over you

• a big fan of back hugs and kisses on the cheeks

• he loves talking sht about the other members with you in english

• “i want to beat up haechan so much”

• “what’s up with winwin’s hair”

• likes to crack jokes that aren’t even funny

• cue all your fake laughs

• “you seemed to be hanging out with Taeyong these past few days”

• “did he teach you that fake laugh?”

• “should I laugh more then?“

• "come on! It’s funny (Y/N)!”

• “ha ha ha ha ha”

• but actually, Johnny is a very funny guy.. You just love messing with him

• and..is it even possible to fall in love with him again and again and again?

• he’s the type to record his own voice singing, or shall I say screaming “HO HO WAKE ME UP THIRSTY THIRSTY FOR LOVE” and set it as the alarm tone on your phone

• he loves calling you everyday just to check on you

• and he’s so cheesy too like ugh

• one time he randomly told you he’s planning to marry someone in the future and have like a dozen of kids

• you were kinda confused like “is he talking about another girl?”

• but then he pulled out the mirror and said “that’s her. I’m gonna marry her one day"

• "oh my god youngho what the hell"

• but the other members heard him and can’t stop making the gagging noise

• "I’ll be back. I suddenly felt sick” Donghyuck probably

• Johnny likes being touchy in public

• expect lots and lots of kisses, holding hands, hugs in public

• a big fan of showing you off for everyone to see

• calls you baby, sweetheart, jagi, honey, or even lollipop (ugh) this boy just loves calling you these sweet petnames

• sends random texts in the middle of the night

• “babe yellow or blue”

• “johnny it’s 1 in the morning wtf do you want”

• “JUST CHOOSE ONE”

• “ILL CHOOSE TO SLEEP NOW GTFO"

• but he’s only asking you that because he’s preparing something (probably a yellow or blue teddy bear, etc.)

• loves showing off the new dance steps he learned to you

• "ew johnny you look gross”

• “remember how you drooled over this gross looking person before?” Touché

• “get out”

• and oh a jealous johnny

• remember the way he pushed jaehyun away from you before?

• yeah he can be a bit agressive when he’s jealous. he gets all protective and serious everytime things similar to that happen to you

• but don’t worry, he knows how to set a limit for himself

• he easily gets jealous and will immediately tell you when he’s uncomfortable of something

• he won’t waste any second and would whisper something like “I don’t like the way that waiter looks at your legs” while the said guy takes your order

• he’ll probably end up asking for another waiter instead

• “I would appreciate it if you aren’t looking at my girlfriend legs bro"

• never fails to tell you he loves you everyday

• sends you selfies 25/8

• movie dates every weekend

• your overall relationship with Johnny is fun, hot, and full of love (lucky!) • (im crying

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