I adore the fact that little things can bring people so much joy. Watching an episode of doctor who, eating a sandwich, checking out a library book, smiley face stickers, being a teenager in 1988 who voted to kill Jason Todd joyfully reading his death.
Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
Gotta get a bat (weapon not animal) named "I told you so" and wear a warning sign that says "I have a bat" so I can say "I hit em the the 'I told you so'"