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katia-dreamer · 1 year
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Scanlan wakes up alone in his bed. While this would have been unusual at one point in his life, it’s not now. He and Pike are taking things slow, and it has been going well, so he isn’t going to mess that up for anything. 
After getting dressed, he takes a walk down to the beach. He’s surprised to find Vex sitting on the sand with her toes in the water. He’s about to turn around, but then she laughs.
“There’s room here for two, Scanlan.”
“I don’t want to disturb you.”
“You aren’t disturbing me.”
He joins her by the water, the sound of the crashing waves is a song in his ears. “Where are your daughter and your husband?”
“Cassandra is watching Vesper, and the last time I saw Percy, he was getting some breakfast. I just wanted to come down here for a bit since I didn’t get to enjoy it much yesterday.”
“Yeah, yesterday was a lot.”
“It was.”
A moment of silence passes, and it’s not awkward or tense, just two friends sharing time. 
“Did you know that Vax played a prank on me the last time we were here?” It’s not what he expected her to say after dying. Then he feels guilty because he is the last person who should make assumptions about how Vex felt after she died.
“That sounds just like him,” he says with a smile.
“I was so angry at him; now I wish I hadn’t been.”
He shrugs. “Family fights.”
“I know, but I wasted precious time, and I don’t want to do that anymore. I guess what I’m trying to say is thank you. Thank you so much for everything you did yesterday.”
“You’re welcome.” 
She picks up a seashell from the sand and holds it toward him. “These are pretty. Pike was sad she didn’t get more of them last time.” 
As he collects more of the shells, Vex tries to splash him and only gets him wet once. Then, after he’s got a handful, he says his goodbyes and leaves her alone with her thoughts. When he starts walking back up the path, he is not surprised to see Percy coming toward him. 
“Morning, Percy.” 
“Good morning, Scanlan. How did you sleep?”
“I never kiss and tell,” Scanlan grins. 
“That would be a first.”
“Well, new leaf and all that.” When Percy smirks, Scanlan bristles a little. “What?”
“Nothing,” Percy says. “Scanlan, thank you for walking Vex down the aisle yesterday. I know she appreciated it.”
“She asked me to, and honestly, I liked giving a big fuck you to her dad even if he wasn’t there to see it.”
“I don’t blame you for that. He is an asshole,” Percy pauses briefly, readjusting his glasses on his nose. “By the way, I’ve been curious about something.”
“What’s that?”
“You used your last wish to bring Vax to the wedding, didn’t you?”
“I did. It was worth it, though.”
“Scanlan,” Percy sighs, “I was very angry at you for a long time. I tend to hold grudges.”
"Really? I never would've guessed."  
Percy smiles begrudgingly and says, “However, I’ve come to understand why you left. It was the right decision.”
“It was. Kaylie gave me shit when I needed it, and even though it wasn’t always easy, it was good.”
“Yes, family is important.”
“It is. You never know when you might lose it, which is all the more reason to treasure it,” Scanlan says, and he knows he hits his mark because Percy fidgets under his gaze.
“You are quite right. That is very astute, Scanlan.”
“It happens occasionally. Well, I’m going back. See you later, Percy.”
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for @piratespencil and our critmas exchange :) I hope you liked it a little, friend! <3
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distantsonata · 1 year
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anyone heard anything about secretlab chairs? i dont know anything about them other than like the fact that streamers use them sometimes lol.
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theoccultz · 8 months
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Why do people crush on you ?
A reading on what attract others to you ?
General reading ,take what resonates leave what doesn't
Psychic reading
LGBTQIA+ friendly
Pics not mine credits to their rightful owners
Take a deep breath and select your pile !!
Posted on : Sep 26,2023
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Pile l . Cake
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People find you exciting to be around,i'm getting saggitarius vibe its a giddy feeling like others know its gonna be a fun and stimulating night in your presence ,others can feel you have a great sense of fashion and that you hold a lot of knowledge and wisdom within you , you have androgenous vibe to you, you attract different kinds of people, people find you really endearing pile 1 they see you as someone courageous someone who'll stand up for them , someone who's a great companion to be around.others could talk about you A LOT ,you remind them of various things ,People find you relatable you could post things that can relate to many or you say certain things which in this age is obvious but oblivious to recognise at the same time and it could put others into a reflective mode . people feel like you've got it all like you never back down from challenges you show an enormous amount of resilience , i'm getting cloudy rainy day vibes that's how comforting it is .
You could show compassion to " yourself" and others could know abt it or they pick up from your vibe there's a really comforting vibe to you ,you could heal depths of others subconscious just by sharing your energy and experiences with them , very interesting i'm picking up that people want to fight you because they wanna prove to you , gain your approval anyhow, they're really persistent on the idea of wanting your validation now there's a catch either you are really intelligent & articulate on many levels or either its people feeling they need to match upto certain standards of reality. Others could see you as someone who's peaceful like you will find a solution you have an impact on others idealistic view i feel like you have a real take on things you could have felt like growing up you're alienated , different from others where they see 6 you see 9 and now you're proud of the fact that you dont go about things one-way. Your kindness is deeply appreciated.
Others see that you remember little things about them you are the person who they can sit in silence without feeling uncomfortable . Others think you have a really unique face like those who look like birds *SOME PEOPLE DO LOOK LIKE BIRDS *lol overall appealing to look at ,others feel like you have manners like you just dont talk the talk you have gone through it yourself , others could feel sad if they loose you because you're a great person and it'd be upsetting to losea great part of yourself y'know something that makes you happy ...i feel like you can shift energy of the room you're giving me really sweet lover vibes like that friend who's leaning in to hug , tugging your hairs , lookin' into your eyes 👁️ . Thats really sweet honestly.
You could suffer from imposter syndrome feel like you're not valued enough or you're invisible to others but no others defend you in your absence😤you're really important to them, believe that you're a good person pile one you heal many hearts. Yeah i could go on & on there's just a lot to say ,lets stop here(:
Things that could resonate w/you :
Mars in 6th house ,chappy lios ,butch , classy ,cindy ,ground nuts , foil , childlike spirit , ballon ,dior , pet parrot , orange car, authentic, relient ,new jersey , authoritive, sweet lemon , sharp confused eye look , malfunction , delivery, 5 months , loca shakira, night owl , city lights movie , late night drive ,writer , publisher , braids ? , europe , Amsterdam ,south africa , onethek? One take? Switzerland, Syria , Manchester , India ,russia , messi, serpamt tatto or ring , sportsmanship,pretty woman ~mino , sappho ,lauren ,R - 5- 9 -2 , 6:00 clock ,rap jazz , attended a show fest .
Song that matches your vibe: new moon
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Pile ll -Zero
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Ah don't underestimate the power of zero , everything begins with zero
You remind people of nostalgic memories mostly joyful one's ...when others was experiencing life and not surviving it , people could really find your presence to be enticing you could be sassy and upfront , you guys could be my witches i see you hate wasting your time on surface level relationships, you are remembered by others for a really long time for instance ..oh this person was so mischevious and playful when they were little yeah i really feel like others miss being in your presence a lot
Others really love to tease you a lot they think behind that tough macho exterior there's a really gentle spirit wanting to unleash its potential, i heard smoking mirrors others could not meet you or see you around a lot there's a need to get to know you or want to spend time with you like others cant get enough you could find yourself feeling quite overwhelmed at times because of this , i found myself stutering others could really feel the energy of do not mess with me ,do not project your shit on me lol
I feel like there were some people in your life who didn't treated you right and you found yourself securing little aspects that others really love ..that could surprise you pile 2 but even if you're quirky , weird , mysterious you're still worth it and others do tend to lookout for you a lot. Others feel like nothing can escape from you ,you are keen on little things ,others feel like they can build a lot with you like people think longterm with you , congrats 👏 pile 2 not many of us trigger that within people to settle down or appreciate things as they are not constantly worrying about realigning things , being okay with enough. Others see that you work on yourself and you're unafraid of judgements ,thats so powerful pile2. Keep going.
I feel like you have seen a lot in your life you know how to go about things now but it wasn't always like this and i respect your patience and your ability to have faith in yourself, you value little to little things and others tend to be drawn by these little yet impactful habits of yours ...lol its cute. Others really see you as moving forward than backwards you are not stuck in your way ,you are sure competitive and a builder of your own world but there's always space for everyone who's seeking home, people remember you for a long time pile2 you're not a forgetten memory . You remind me very much of "libra energy and octopus" because they have these sensitive touch and they are so intelligent with sense of boundaries its amazing.
I honestly cant describe you in words i'm being reminded of water panther (mishipeshu) and i honestly dont know how to describe that energy . I feel like i said too much but didn't said enough.
Random things i heard:
Eros , literature, mathodical, coffee , strangers from hell , darren , sensitivity,sweet , melancholic, Mariposa Ave, suite , deligent , bambii , casanova , tone , sprite , notorious, horror ,trivia ,story , m , 7 ,5 ,8 ,2 , master manipulator , kinky , nest think of it more as a message and monkey Chinese.
Song that matches your vibe: tempted
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Pile lll-Hypnotise
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There's a lot of emphasize on energy ,you are reminding me of an introverted actress who looks like she's anxious but oh the way she talks and presents herself she's so charming,she always give me the energy of looking for more not underestimating herself she's someone who's searching to play vital role in others life , she's soulsearching .
People could just feel a lot around you you could notice others kind of reorganising their stuff or trying to get things in order as if they are creating space in their energy for you yeah fuck this is so beautiful , others find you interesting usually in the first meeting Others can see how hardworking and interesting you are to the core , people recognise you deeply you can open anyones vulnerable heart ,you are comfortable to be around but not easy you could look a certain way but you're not all that there's a depth in you that's unreachable , your spirit reminds me of cobra and starfish its really sweet ,looks untouchable something interesting but like hurting you this much was worth it ? Its like people feel like you're a good person and that you are right for defending yourself against all odds .
You could be outcasted at a young age ,criticised for behaving like how a child is suppose to behave, others could have really pressursed you into taking responsibility or felt ircked by not having you lured into their shadow yeah i feel as though you despise this part of you in the early stages of development but now you understand its not you its ' them ' ,you have this i'm here to start a revolution not afraid to get things messed up and just be myself and that's really attractive you are the typa person who i'd tell my friend to bring again for the meet-up there's just so much to unfold,your energy speaks for itself and you dont need to be ashamed of that ,you know how to discipline others there's authority to you .
Others feel overprotective and sometimes underwhelmed as well because its frustrating to just feel things and not discover anything any soon it raises a lot of questions i'd even go as far to say others could find your vulnerable self beautiful cause how dare i be in your presence i feel less uff
That was intense its like i was walking on eggshells i didn't wanted to hurt you
People like you cause you're " heartless " lol in a sarcastic way ,you are not what they hear ,you are just like others though more intense ,more honest with yourself , with others ....thence sparking curiousity . honestly i feel like others really dont fuck with your inner child experience . There's a different side to you that seems decieving i mean ofc everyone is but no ones honest abt it .you remind me those moms who didn't wanted pet but hey look who's children it is now... lol cute .
Extra messages i heard:
Pretty little liar , cant get enough of you ,need morr time , lacking patience ,seeks reliability, advanced technology, do your own research ,like you better ,mars in 5th house , recent solar return, pluto 3rd4th house , stigma , give him first, courtesy, merry , jeremy , lisa , kristoffer , present, love , invention ,555,909, 812 lesson , extraordinary*saas* universal experience, heritage ,albania , not Usually seen or known , athletic, overpowering, educated , seek for deeper understanding, not cold but cool , defense mechanism, s ,y ,aquarius , light :the healer ,maron , wareen warning? Tag, archive. Your piles messages was so random .
Song that matches your vibe: fuck my life
Thanks for reading!!
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nabinochu · 7 months
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I'm Fine
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Y'all ever wish you had a Mammon irl to tell you it's all gonna be ok? Bc I sure as hell do. More comfort, are we surprised? I swear I have other ideas brewing that aren't just Sad™ lol
Characters: Mammon (Obey Me)
Genre: Hurt/ Comfort.
Warnings: Talk of depression/ dealing with mental illness. Slight swearing.
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I can feel Mammon's presence behind me. He shuffles from one foot to the other, unsure how to approach until he seemingly can't hold back anymore.
"Hey, ya ok?
I can't break out of my trance, answering on autopilot. 
"Yeah, m'fine."
I hear him grumble as he takes a couple of steps closer. 
"Don't believe ya."
"M'fine."
"No. Ya ain't." He's standing next to me now. I can feel his concerned eyes bore into the side of me.
"What makes you say that?" I can't bring myself to look at him, knowing that if I do, I'll break immediately.
"Well, for starters, how long y've been brewin' an' stirrin' that coffee. Second, I've lost count of how many cups y've had today." He puts his hand over mine to stop me stirring the over-brewed coffee. I jump a little at the sudden contact.
"Third, we've barely been talkin'. All yer messages are super dry. And lastly," Mammon cups my face and makes me look at him. His eyes soften, though I don't miss how his expression falls a little when he takes me in.
 "Those bags under yer eyes are lookin' damn heavy recently." 
My breath hitches in my throat. Like a crooked hand creeping higher and higher and closing around my neck, I feel the lump forming and tightening. My eyes sting as it gets harder and harder not to crumble in Mammon's warmth. I try to stutter out some words, some hollow excuse to maintain the facade and ensure he wouldn't worry. But it's too late for that. I know he sees right through me. My chest burns. I can't find my breath. My eyes are everywhere except on Mammon as I try to fight the storm swirling in the pit of my stomach. 
Pathetic. I tell myself. Weak. Burdensome. The brothers don't even like y-
"Hey! Look at me." Mammon grasps my shoulders and leans down to meet my eyes as if he could read my thoughts. "Doncha know? I love ya. So much."
A choked sob finally bubbles painfully from my throat, and my vision blurs with tears. 
Mammon firmly pulls me to his chest, the front of his shirt becoming soaked instantly. I hear his heart thrumming against his chest, clearly fighting his nerves for my sake. 
"Let it out. M'here." He sways us gently.
"It's ok if things're bad right now. But ya don't have to struggle alone. Let me carry some of the weight, kay? The Great Mammon is strong enough."
We stayed like this for some time until I had finally cried all I could. I feel numb, my head throbs. But I feel safe in Mammon's arms. 
He shifts to rest his chin on top of my head. 
"Wanna talk 'bout it?"
I think for a moment, trying to find my words. My voice is hoarse, barely a whisper.
"Sometimes, I just feel so sad. I can't explain it or describe it." I grip the material of his shirt.
"I'll be doing just fine. Then, the second I become aware that I'm doing fine, the darkness creeps back in. Sometimes, there are triggers. Other times, there aren't. I wish it made sense."
I feel Mammon's hand tracing patterns on my back as he listens.
"And sometimes, I think this is it; I've finally hit rock bottom. But then I find out there's a fucking basement."
He doesn't speak for a moment, seemingly searching his mind for the right thing to say. 
"I'm....so sorry." He settles, letting out a breath he had been holding. "I wish I could take that pain away from ya."
I snake my arms around his waist and breathe in his scent. I turn my face to place a gentle kiss on his heart.
"You already do just by being around." I breathe. "You mean so much to me, Mams. More than you know. I can't imagine my life without you now." I croak out. 
I feel him tense at my show of affection. He pulls me in tighter as if I would get snatched away from him if he let go, even for a second. 
"W-well, of course! I'm yer first, after all!" 
He takes a moment to gather himself and then speaks with sincerity. 
"Yer my human. My one and only. I don't want to lose ya."
His voice becomes small. 
"Can't lose ya."
"I'm sorry for worrying you." 
"Nothin' to apologise for." He shakes his head. "Just stick around, yeah?" He pulls back just enough to meet my puffy eyes once more. I nod in agreement. He seems to consider something for a second, not entirely satisfied. 
"Pinky Promise?" He holds his hand up to me, little finger extended.
I can't help the small smile that tugs at the corners of my mouth. Ah yes, the Avatar of Greed, the second strongest of the seven lords of the Devildom, who deals in pinky promises. My heart squeezes at the sight of the demon before me. My darkness seems to ease in this moment as I wrap my pinky tightly around his.
"Pinky Promise."
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green-alien-turdz · 3 months
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any life tips for someone still in school(school tips or not)
really mfin struggling n your real smart so i figured id ask you first
Ion know if I'm the best person to be askin life advice from, but I'll do my best. Also I suck with mildly vague prompts, so I'll do my best.
-Give yourself some mfing grace. You are not perfect n you won't ever be. That's not a bad thing! You're only human. Of course, set goals for yourself n always aim for somethin greater, but holy fuck, it's okay to not meet that. At the end of the day, you fuckin tried n that's all that matters. Even if the only effort you can put into tryin one day is just showin up or even just plannin shit out, it's a step towards bein better. You don't have to meet all of these unrealistic expectations you have for yourself. You are not a robot.
-Take breaks. Legit, if you keep pushin yourself too hard, you WILL burn out n the longer you've been pushin yourself, the longer you will take to get outta that. People will spend years thinkin that they have to constantly be this machine. Eventually you'll start to stumble, get mad, push even harder n then fade out. It can happen in the blink of an eye, which is why it's SO important to take time for yourself. Make sure you're not stressin 24/7 about whatever it is you be stressin over. The world will not end bczus you needed to catch your breath.
-Appreciate what n who you are, no matter what stage in your life you're at. If you're flunking classes, you've still got greatness in ya. If you aren't that great at socializin with friends n shit rn, that doesn't mean you're a terrible person. We can't always be what we want to be, n there's nothin wrong with that. Every second you are alive, you are growin in one way or another. There's ups n downs, but that doesn't mean shit. You are gonna be way harder on yourself n think 10x worse of everything you do that just about anyone else would. n even if there is some dickhead out there who wants to talk shit non-stop about you, fuck what they think, man. If some sad mf has nothin better to do than to put others down, then their word don't mean shit. There are times in life where you won't like what you see lookin back at you n if you're ready to change, go for it, but if you need a minute, that's okay too.
-Make an effort to see the good. Whether you're really strugglin rn or if you're in a good position mentally, always take a second to just appreciate anythin that is good. It can be the smallest things! They can be stupid things, it doesn't matter. Find some sort of positive anchor to keep you as grounded as you can be. Life treatin you like shit n you feel like shit? At least I know that this show or movie I really like exists. Did you lose someone? Well at least you had them for the time that you did. So on n so forth. Sometimes you just gotta step outside n breathe, allow yourself to just realize that you're alive. It might not be great, or good, or even okay, but you're here n there are good things out there for you.
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Okay, now some like actual life tips lol
-You are not your grades bro. Whether it be your parents expectations or your own, the way schools gradin works just doesn't always align with how a mf might work n operate. Sometimes we just mess up a bit too or don't understand a topic all too well n there's nothin wrong with that. It just seems like a big deal bcuz of how they like to measure n quantify how smart they think you are with a letter or number. You're not gonna get everythin in life, so it's complete bs that something that you maybe just needed more time on can have a shitty score slapped on it n have you made to feel dumb n shit like that.
-If you can get a job n want one, then fuckin do it. Apply everywhere. Even if it's somethin you don't think you'd be good at, trust me, you'll pick it up. The rejection can suck, but you get right back on the mf horse n apply more places. Call or go in to check in on your application (this just reminds them sometimes to fuckin look). Interviews can be nervewrackin, but for a minimum wage job, they'll legit be around 10-15 minutes (n that's stretchin it for some). When you get the job, you will probably feel like a dumbass or a child bcuz you don't know how to do shit yet- but give it a few weeks n you could do everythin with your fuckin eyes closed. They are not gonna treat you what your worth n it's gonna suck. Hours are long when you need more time for school n non existent when you need cash. If it doesn't work, that's fine too. Hopefully you can stay at jobs for at least a year, that shows commitment on resumes.
-Don't allow yourself to be walked all over. I know this kinda goes against some of what I was sayin in the work tip, but that's slightly different (but there comes a point there too where you need to put your foot down to bein treated like garbage). This world will try n chew you up n spit you out a hundred times over, but don't let stupid mfs be the ones to do it. That friend who kinda treats you like shit? Well, talk to them about it, see if they change. n if they don't, end the friendship. Yeah it sucks, especially bcuz you probably still care about them, but if you allow even one mf to treat you n your feelings like some useless or disposable thing, then others will take the same opportunity with you. It's not always that simple, trust me, I still have people in my life that have done horrific things to me which I still allow to treat me like shit- but if you can, please bring yourself to do it. You are worth so much more than how some people might treat you. Even if this isn't an issue in your life rn, there will be people along the way who will be douches n try to take advantage of you or your generosity or whatever the fuck else. Shut that shit down as fast as you can.
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bubbledtee · 1 year
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OMG imagine Outlaw!Jamie "wrangling" you with a lasso, tying you up with it before having his way with you...
OH MY GOD DO NOT PUT THIS IN MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW I NEEEEEED HIM SO BAD. (I'm sorry this doesn't have him lassoing you, but lassos hurt trust me LOL)
when your relationship started when you were both young and stupid, it was a thing for him to sneak away from camp with you for an hour or two and gallop across the terrain of the west with you behind him in his saddle. you'd be clung to him, giggling as he pushed his filly's speed through a straight and flat plain, a vast watering hole being your stopping point. as you clung to him, your hair would be flowing through the wind, its breath whistling past your ears as james's voice occasionally broke through with a gruff "Git!" or "Get on, mare!", to which you'd giggle out "Slow down, James! I feel like I'm gonna fall!". in response you'd get, "You're not gonna fall, woman! You've got a damn death grip on me!" with a hearty chuckle.
as you near the watering hole, james's voice would ring through your ears once again, "Wo-oah, girl." he'd pull up on the reins, bringing the filly down to an easy lope before a walk near the bank of the watering hole.
he'd dismount before reaching up and lifting you from the horse, his strength making it seem effortless. "You think they're gonna come lookin' for us again this time?" james would ask, his hands lingering on your waist as he towered over you. "I doubt it, I think they learned from last time. Plus, I finished all my chores before we left." you'd tell him, to which you'd get a smirk and a clear "Atta girl."
as you made your way to the bank of the body of water and sat, james would hold you close, his large frame keeping your small one warm and safe. eventually, his lips would find their way to yours and soon enough, he'd be moving over top of you, your back starting to press to the ground as he kisses you affectionately and fervently. it wouldn't be until you grabbed his hat from his head that he broke away, a smirk painted on his face as he held himself up with a hand beside your head.
"You tryin' to take my hat?" he'd ask, somewhat breathless as he watched you grin up at him bashfully.
"Hmm," you'd hum before looking at his hat in your hands. Suddenly, you'd quickly wiggle from beneath him and struggle to your feet before putting his hat on your head and running, giggling.
You watch as the blonde scrambles to his feet, a wide grin under his mustache as he began to chase you. "Get back here, girl!" he'd laugh, chasing after you quickly and gaining on you quickly. You'd shriek as his hands got dangerously close to your blouse before he suddenly tripped over the unlevel terrain, leaving him flat on the ground behind you.
You'd stop abruptly, eyeing him with growing worry. "James? Are you okay?" you'd ask uneasily, slowly inching toward him and searching his face for any gashes or bruises as he looked up at you.
"I'm not sure," he'd groan, pushing your guard completely down as you began to move to examine his body for any new bruises or scrapes. As you knelt to the ground to get a closer look, the blonde brute suddenly lunged to tackle you to the ground and wrangle you.
You'd gasp with pure shock, the action so quick you could hardly register it. It wasn't until the man snatched his hat from your hands and chucked it somewhere in the grass that you finally could articulate your words. "You jackass!" you'd practically yell, only eliciting a chuckle from James.
"You are just so gullible, ain't you, woman?" he'd say as he caressed your waist in his large, calloused hands.
You'd attempt to hold back your smile and red blush as you responded, "I am not gullible, James! I was just worried..."
The blonde would continue his previous attack of kisses before responding, his face just inches from your own. "Well, maybe it'll teach you not to steal my hat next time." he'd wink before pressing his lips against your own, his hands moving to unbutton your blouse as you did the same with his own shirt...
sorry this was a fade to black ending but writing smut is a big commitment and I'm not quite ready to make that commitment right now 😭😭 also this was so much for no reason
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ncityavenue · 2 years
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𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙉𝘾𝙏 𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙨
Very straightforward, it's not gonna be all of nct. Random selects I guess, it's gonna be members that come to the front of my mind if that makes sense🤞🏾
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JAEHYUN
Why do I feel like this my man's texting is dry💀like you tell him your plans for the week and hes just like "OK." And yall don't text for the next 4 hrs— STOP WHAT IS THIS SUDDEN JAEHYUN SLANDER😭😭 LOVE HIM THO🤞🏾
(Suggestive) you will know when he's in THE mood if you catch my drift, he texts more frantically and his sentences don't make sense as much ncjwbdhdbakm— you'd be like "are you okay?" And he's like "...I'm horny" and you're just like "okay well I'm at work so you gotta wait " NSIWBCCHSBWKMAO IM SORRY—
BRUH HIS LAUGH TEXT STYLE IS DEFINITELY "Lol", "lmfao", "💀". You genuinely don't know if you made him laugh unless you are on call with him and you hear that dad laugh😭
JOHNNY
He always greets you with a "good morning sexy😏" like sir....we have slobber all over our mouth, SEXY WHERE????
He texts you just to make you're notifications go outta whack, JUST FOR FUN😭
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA"
"Hi"
"Hi
"Hi"
"Hi"
"JOHNNY PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE."
"Hiii🤗💗💗💗"
"Fuck you"
YUTA
He's a "words of affirmation" texter, like in the morning he tells you "have a good day<333" or "you'll do great today<3"
I mean yuta is more of caller than texter bc he wants to hear your voice 🥰😍🤗🤗❤❤💗💗 awhhhh so cute 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
He's a sweet texter honestly, DONT TAKE HIM FOR GRANTED
TEN
"Hey dumbass, wanna go out with me and yang?"
I knowwww he accidentally switches the languages anytime he talks to you
He sends SO MANY photos throughout his day * if yall are together he sends...uhm— YEAH YOU GET THE POINT. Thirst trap Ten era🥱*
Crazy thing is you never know if it's actually ten texting you bc he let's his friends borrow his phone and then somehow you wind up talking to Xiaojun instead of Ten. HE SHOULD STOP LETTING PEOPLE JUST HAVE HIS PHONE😭
(Suggestive maybe) "So, I'm at Spencer's."
"Oh great! Have fun!"
"So what size dildo do you want? They have 6,8,9,and 12 inch:)
"...Why am I with you again?"
"JUST TELL ME😩"
"8 is a great start ig...."
" okay well I'm at the counter with the 12 inch anyway! See you later love you gorgeous🥰"
"I-..."
JENO
You never truly know what you're gonna get outta him, one day he'll be blowing up your notifications the next he'll be the driest mf ever (Jaehyun 2.0)
He sends memes, honestly all of Dream send memes. So it just runs through his veins
He mostly sends them (flirty memes) when you flirt with him and since he's not the best at flirting he sends one like "damn you lookin fine as hell" with like a a cute cat with sunglasses on😭😭(except that one time a czennie said he was cute and then he said they were cute as well on live and Mark was like :0)
There's been a unhealthy amount of times where he accidentally texts you random gibberish, and he's always like "my bad😊"
MARK
NOOOOOO😭😭 IM LAUGHING ALREADY THINKING ABT THIS, So he makes so many typos especially when you start to flirt HE JUST GOES BALLISTIC💀
"So wht shuld we do TodaY?"
"Omg mark are you asking me out😏😏"
"WA.KT WAT NO...AIM I??? WULD U SAY NO IF I WAS? WAIT HUH—"
"MARK PLEASE CALM DOWN IM JOKING😭"
"I'm sorry imsorryyou scared me I shoukds have asked how ur daiy wss sorry sorry!!!!"
"YOU'RE FINE BABY😭"
"Ba-...baby?"
"Yeah?"
"Uhm- okay sugar plum"
"...leave the pet names to me from now on.."
"IM TRYING😭"
If he keeps making errors in his text, he either calls you or sends a voice message💀 Save mark pls.
HAECHAN
He sends memes for EVER-Y-THING, there's never a moment where you're talking to haechan and he doesn't send a meme.
He his text laughs are "GOODBYE-", "LMFAOAOAOAOAO", "IM WHEEZING", "GOODNIGHTTTT"
"Die."
He sends hoe pics
Even if yall are just platonic he sends hoe-y pics and you're like "haechan, I'm at work." And he's like "exactly. Thoughts?" So you decide to fuck with him and you answer with "..why's there a lotion and sock behind you?" And haechan literally deletes the photo😭😭
" hiiiii🥰🥰🥰"
"No."
"C'mon let's talk for like 10 seconds"
"Okay fine"
"How's ur day so far🤗"
"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10"
"..Die."
"byeeee see u later😍🤞🏾"
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I've been had this idea for awhile but I never wrote it bc I didn't know how to put my frantic thoughts into words- bitch I sound crazy uhm ANYWAYS BXIWVDUWKDOK😭😭
But I hope you liked this and this the end of The BGKSC [Black Girl Kpop Stan Chronicles] IDC IM MAKING IT A THING LEAVE ME BE😭😭😭 BYE BESTIE BOOS🤗❤❤
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Gojo after dilf!reader either misses or dodges another of his many obvious flirting attempts: you're kinda stupid...I like that in a man.
It's not cause ur stupid!! :< Ur just so focused on taking care of ur kids and stuff that you didn't even realize how mys stress you'd put on yourself to be a good father. Until gojo slowly starts supporting u n pampering you. And reminding you how to want things for yourself too...🥺🥺🥺 (Unless this is to specific of angsty. I'm just a sucker for this trope lol)
i was thinkin this exact thing!! gojo wants to get you out of your head. you’re always so careful with your words n actions n how you approach things.. always lookin out for everyone else. dyou even stop to breathe for a few seconds?? (funnily enough, toru is like a breath of fresh air, even if he is pretty touchy) to smell the roses?? he decides he’s had enough when your dark circles start to look more like black eyes n you start movin kinda sluggish. n really he wished he’d taken care of it before it got this bad. but anyway, there’s nothin a firm hand n sweet words won’t fix!! toru starts off slow, arguing with you until you sigh n remain seated while he takes care of everythin you need done. eventually, when he’s considered somethin of a frequent visitor of your house, he makes meals for you n makes sure you’re comfy, massages your back cause he’s definitely heard it crack after gettin jumped on by your energetic kiddo(s) (they’re ecstatic to have their favorite teacher over all the time, by the way). he’s like a missing link, really! cause he fits in so perfect, soothes your kid(s) fast n takes care of them like he’s their parent too. takes care of you like some kind of doting husband. he’s always known how to keep pushin after your many…many…many rejections pointed his way but this time he’s not backin down. he hates seeing you as somethin you’re not. so!! whether you accept it with a smile or not!! he’s gonna take care of you until you’re back in your feet!!
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I'm sorry to ask but could you explain both the tethered au and the broken ties au to someone who is for the most part clueless? I've been scrolling trying to figure things out but I keep getting the two mixed up (despite one being a subsection) my brain is just struggling for whatever reason lol. but I'm super interested because the universe you created seems really cool and I'm not usually into tmc aus! ty
Nah don’t worry about asking anon! I don’t mind answering the questions. I get how they can be mixed up a good bit considering they’re relatively similar minus a few details. The introductory post for Tethered itself is here
I’m also gonna toss in the subsection au where the group ends up with alt!Cesar since I think it’s funny
Also— Alt!Cesar he/it user
TETHERED TOGETHER
The main AU and the one the alternate scenarios/subsections come from; Tethered Together (usually referred to as just Tethered) is an au in which those who die relating to alternates come back as spirits; their visible form varies (as seen with Mark, who has wings when no other one does) but it always shows how they have died. The general idea for Mark and Cesar is that Mark has a gunshot wound to the side of his head while Cesar’s throat is slit. Mark is infinitely bleeding from his would, and the blood flow gets worse the more upset he is. Sorry Mark fans, he has a bad time here ^^’
The two spirits ended up tied together and then to Cesar’s old house, but when Adam and Jonah came along for their ghost cat the spirits ended up stopping them from respectively leaving the house and going into the basement. The two alive teens end up stuck with the ghosts because the two accidentally ‘tethered’ to them, hence the au name.
Alt!Cesar is a prominent figure here! Long story short, he tries to kill Jonah. In this, Jonah survives.
A note about alt!Cesar— alternates shouldn’t be able to physically harm or touch anyone; however when he killed Cesar it took over their body and now he can physically touch people. Sucks for his victims
I feel it’s also important to note, in the overall au + it’s subsections Adam is not an alternate‼️ He’s just an apathetic guy lookin’ for his mom.
BROKEN TIES
The first of the subsections, this follows the same timeline and all of the rules to the first one, but when Alt!Cesar attacks Jonah, he dies. Upsetting, unfortunate, it be like that sometimes. That’s basically the difference, he’s just a ghost now.
He can’t speak like the others and his bones glow through his skin. He doesn’t bleed like mark unless he’s reeeeally upset. I feel like the reason for the name doesn’t need to be explained
TANGLED BINDS
(name may be changed)
This is just the au where Jonah somehow befriends alt!Cesar and the entire group is stuck with him because whenever alt!Cesar tries to leave (trust me it’s ass does not wanna be with them) he blacks out and wakes up by one of the group again.
It’s basically just:
Jonah, stoned: you ever just,, wonder if you can say nuh uh to the guy telling you what to do
Alt!Cesar: ..CAN I?
They’re buddies. Jonah’s got a friendly/neutral dynamic with him since yknow. He tried to kill him and already did kill two of his friends; but Alt!Cesar’s basically like a really feral guard dog with Jonah. Mark tries to sick him onto Adam one day but Jonah stops that.
It’s called tangled ties cause somehow they managed to get a fucking alternate in the family dynamic
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This looks coherent to me but if there’s anything you want clarified just ask!! I might leave out a few details since I do plan on doing the ask-the-characters stuff but yeah :]
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hiii!! i was wondering if i could request a jealous! john x reader?? :) paul is flirting with reader while theyre all on vacation knowing john has a crush on them and they start to flirt back a little causing john to argue with paul but reader has to break it up
and when reader does, john leaves/storms to his hotel room to cool down, they go to search for him n’ knock on his door
john lets reader in and then he spills his feelings about everything/admitting his feelings for them
i love your writing so much!!!! hope your day is going good! <3
Hi, love! Thanks so much for the request and I'm glad you like my writing! I hope you're having a lovely day! Proofed in UK English, as usual. (Side note: your username cracked me up, I love it lol)
Also, this is my apology for disappearing for two(?) days. I was having a couple of bad mental health days but I'm feeling a bit better now. Triple post today as an apology!
Born With A Jealous Mind
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CW: cursing, implied usage of the word 'wh0re' (nonsexual context and it is cut off. Can tag if needed), also someone gets shoved
You, John, and Paul are walking the beach in Nassau together. The two boys were supposed to be having a song writing session, but Paul insisted you tag along.
“You’re lookin’ rather radiant today, Y/N,” Paul says with a smirk. The tone in his voice suggested sarcasm at first, but after rethinking it, it sounds like something else, though you can’t quite place exactly what. You also notice he’s eyeing John with nearly every word, as if daring him to say something.
“Thank you, Paul,” you answer, blushing. “You don’t look so bad yourself.”
At that, John turns red, or rather green. You think nothing of it, after all, John was always jealous when Paul flirted with girls. You always just thought it was because he didn’t want Paul to take all the girls.
“Well, that’s quite the compliment, comin’ from someone like yourself,” Paul playfully flirts back.
“Ah, well, I dunno how to respond to that without adding how attractive you are,” you say back.
After another playful exchange, John, who had been sort of trailing behind before, speeds up his steps to walk in front of Paul. He shoves him, not enough to hurt or knock him down, but enough to get his attention.
“Oi, what was that for?” Paul asks.
“I dunno. You tell me, you fuckin’ wh—”
“Hey, John!” you shout. “Don’t—”
“No, he’s gonna get away with flirtin’ with everything that has legs, as usual!” John shouts even louder. “If ye think he’s so attractive, just fuckin’ kiss him already!”
You blush at the implication in his voice. “John, it’s not like that and you know it!”
John says nothing, instead storming off to the bike he rode to the beach and riding off toward the hotel.
He’s probably been locked in his room for an hour when you and Paul finally catch up.
“I dunno how he got here so fast,” you pant when the pair of you reach John’s room.
Paul laughs before knocking on the door. “Oi, John, love! ‘s me and Y/N! Open the door?”
After being met with silence, you whisper to Paul, “Go to George and Rich’s room. He might let me in if you’re not here.”
Paul nods silently and leaves.
Once you’re sure he’s out of sight, you knock again. “John, it’s just me. Can I come in?”
The lock clicks and the door swings open.
“Can we talk, John?” you ask. “Why are you so upset at Paul?”
He screams out a string of sentences, punctuated with expletives, that you can’t even hope to make out.
“John, let’s take a moment to calm down,” you suggest. John copies your slow, deep breaths. “Now, what’s wrong?”
John gives an angry sigh. “He just thinks he can throw himself at anyone and get away with it! Even you! He knows that—” He stops abruptly before promptly finding something to distract himself.
“He knows that what, John?” you ask. When he doesn’t answer, you scoldingly start, “John—”
“He knows that I…” He looks like he’s trying to find a way to let a secret out. “He knows that I like you, Y/N!”
“I like you too, John,” you say.
“Not like that, Y/N! I like like you!” he says, frustrated.
You giggle. “I know what you meant, John. I like like you too.”
He whips around to see if you’re lying. Upon seeing you’re not, he stalks over and, without a second thought, plants a big kiss on your lips, which you happily return.
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hello, Would you do how akaashi, semi and kunimi would wake up their s/o?
Hello! fun fact while I have written for Akaashi and Kunimi many times, I have never written for Semi so I am very excited LOL. I hope you enjoy this! Thanks so much for requesting!
How Akaashi, Semi and Kunimi would wake up their S/O
Characters: Akaashi, Semi and Kunimi x reader
Warnings: none really, just mentions of semi being a menace
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Akaashi Keiji:
When Akaashi wakes you up he is nothing short of gentle. 'Y/n, Darling, it's time to get up..'
Will never, and I repeat, NEVER do anything brash or harsh to wake you up.
Gentle calls of your name, softly rubbing your back up and down, anything and everything to give you a pleasant wake up.
If that doesn't work then he'll do all of those things with just a little bit more force but not much.
Like I said- he's incredibly gentle with you in the mornings, AKA he would never, let's say, dump a cup of cold water on your face (i'm lookin at you semi..)
You felt sleep begin to drift from you as a warm hand gently caressed up and down your back, Akaashi's deep voice slowly bringing you from your slumber. You blinked your eyes, slowly taking in a deep breath as you burrowed into your pillows. Akaashi smiled watching you snuggle further into your covers, gently patting your shoulders as he allowed you a few more seconds to wake up. "Good morning, it's about time to get up."
Semi Eita:
When Semi wakes you up it's a very steady progression from calm and nurturing to 'Y/n...if you don't WAKE UP-'
I'm not saying Semi is a volatile person who becomes angry at the drop of a hat.
However I am suggesting that he does have a little bit of a uh...
temper.
He gives you 3 nice attempts; calling your name softly, gently patting your shoulder, even gently turning up/on your favorite music.
But when that doesn't work, well then he pulls out all the stops and wages war.
"Y/n...Y/n wake up...Y/n I swear-" You heard him take in a deep breath, muttering things under his breath before you felt the covers shift and the mattress become lighter. You could hear his footsteps thumping across your room and into the attached master bathroom. Sensing he was going to resort to his less than preferable methods of getting you up, you sat up and stretched, giving him a smile and huffing a laugh when you see him covertly dump the cup of water he had gotten in the sink.
Kunimi Akira:
When Kunimi wakes you up it's out of urgency since it means you both over slept. 'Y/n...babe wake up...we're late'
Unless you are a super heavy sleeper, NOT a morning person, or just absolutely averse to getting up in the morning- it's unlikely he'll be the one waking you up.
As you're usually the one waking HIM up so he can well not be fired from his job.
But, on the off chance he's the one who has to wake you up, I can imagine him being very quiet, very calm and very dedicated to waking you up in a good mood.
especially if you're like me and out for blood when you wake up
"Y/n...Y/n...we overslept again." Thankfully today was Saturday so neither of you were currently running late for work...just the grocery run you guys were supposed to do last weekend. You both had planned to go out and get breakfast, walk around the stores a bit, basically make a whole day out of it. But the bed had been so warm...and so comfy and before you knew it it was 11 am and both of you were still fast asleep. It appears the same thing has happened this weekend. Only now you guys REALLY needed groceries. You groaned, not yet really wanting to face the day as you rolled over towards him. "...5 more minutes.." "Works for me".
just gonna go ahead and tag @i-just-like-goats because kunimi🤭
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 1 year
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Oh it's OK I will send it right away here so u don't have to search lol.
Good morning/evening hun! Now I know fnf hypno's lullaby requests are going heavily on you and I'm sorry but bare with me a little- creepypasta! Reader play with triple please! I would love if they were female but i don't mind gn lol. The reader look normal and friendly, you can make them get creepy when they start playing, if you want! You can make them play by any sides of the three or all of them go 3vs1 but make the reader win pls lmao, it's your choice, take your time and if you don't want to do it for whatever reasons feel free <3
your writing is beautiful and always make someone's day.
Take care of yourself and thank you for your time and sharing your talents with us
Awh thank you!! Reader will be gender neutral for this one
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“Pasta Night”, as the local Creepypasta bar liked to call it, was always something you looked forward to!
Not only did you get to play games with your fellow freaks of nature (even though many were very much unnatual), but you could be yourself.
Blending in with humanity was often a challenge, and at first glance most people wouldn’t even suspect that you were hiding in plain sight. You looked like a plain old human being.
It sure fooled many folks who thought you walked into the wrong place at the wrong time.
Tonight was a perfect example, as when you arrived at the cards table, you saw three unfamiliar faces already having a go at UNO, of all things:
A scary hulking figure who resembled Mario with a large cigar in his mouth and a glowing blue block labeled “POW” beside him, a demonic hedgehog wearing a visor and sporting faded fur trying to peek at his friend's cards, and finally a Hypno who looks like it swapped bodies with a Machoke...holding a deck of Pokémon cards with psychic energy.
‘Just when I think I’ve seen them all..’ You smiled and headed over to the table with your drink.
“Seriously, I lose again?!! You two are insufferable..at least I play by the rules!!” The hedgehog hissed, annoyed as he shoved a pile of gold rings towards MK. "I'm not gonna have any rings left for spare after tonight..."
Then he noticed you sitting across from them, and his whole attitude changed, a wide yet closed smile growing on his face. “Why hello-”
“Beat it, human. We’ve already reserved this table.” The Mario lookalike snarled, briefly taking his cigar out to spit into a nearby metal bin. “Tell ‘em to scram, X.”
“That’s Lord X to you, MK...and you don’t have to be rude.”
“And you don’t have to lie either! I know damn well you’re peeking at our cards when you think we ain’t lookin’. “Play by the rules”, my ass...you deserve to lose every ring ya bet.”
“Just shut it! At least I’m not punching that stupid cube every five seconds and screwing up everyone's concentration!!”
“Don’t mind them,” Hypno spoke up as he set down his cards gently. It surprised you for a moment, considering most Pokémon couldn’t talk--or at least most normal ones couldn’t. “They act like children at times.” He shook his head with a sigh.
“Haven’t we all at some point?” You chuckled. “Forgive me for eavesdropping gentlemen, but..if Lord X needs any help winning back his earnings, then maybe I can assist. I'm pretty good at bets."
After hearing your offer, the hedgehog stopped arguing with MK and looked to you, surprised. “Ah, so you wanna go a round? That’s fine by me. Some help would be nice. But the question is...what’ll you wager should you lose? Cash? Valuables? Or maybe even--”
You blinked once and saw him dash out of his seat, sitting right next to you with a sinister grin. “Your SOUL?” As he spoke, skeleton hands emerged from the depths of his throat, a demonic laugh creeping its way out as well.
Yet you remained unshaken by his act, simply smiling and getting your own stack of cards. “If I lose, I'll pay for your next round of drinks."
"...that's fair."
Then you glanced at Hypno’s cards, frowning slightly. “By the way Hyp..you got trading cards, not UNO. That’s probably why you’re confused.”
“Huh--? Ohh...that makes sense.” The Talking Pokémon nodded, getting the right cards for himself before he and MK stared you and Lord X down, smirking. “Alright. Now...we play!”
........
“HAHAHA!! I WIN!!!”
“What?!”
“How?!!”
“That ain’t fair!!” MK slammed his fist down on his POW block, causing the whole table to violently shake, but nobody paid any mind to his temper flare. It was normal for them.
Nothing infuriated the Mario entity more than seeing your smug grin--now a rather creepy one that rivaled him and his buddies.
But Lord X and Hypno were impressed to see this was the real you..or at least the competitive side of you who always liked to win.
You definitely caught them all off-guard with your friendly looks. They just assumed you were a naive human trying to butt into their game night.
“Here you are, m’lord.” With a chuckle, you took the stack of rings from the other side of the table, sliding them back towards Lord X. And like a dragon hoarding gold, he gathered them all into his hands, grinning from ear to ear.
They were all his.
Every ring he’s wagered for the past month.
"Thank you, friend." He laughed. "You're an excellent player."
“Not even I could have predicted those moves with Future Sight.” Hypno remarked, scratching his head in disbelief. “What did you say your name was?”
“[Y/n].” You leaned back in the chair as you reshuffled your cards in your hands. “My story hasn’t hit the right crowd yet, so you probably haven't heard of me.”
“..ah, I get it now.” MK remarked. “I was thinkin’ they let a random human walk into the wrong bar. My bad.”
“It’s fine. If you guys don’t mind..I wouldn’t mind joining you for another game.”
“Maybe next time.” Lord X told you, shaking his head as he stood up from the table. “MK and I have some tortured souls to play with.”
“And I have to find Gold and bring him home.” Hypno stood up as well. His cards levitated around him and disappeared into his satchel. “That boy couldn’t have wandered off too far..”
“When you see him, tell him how stupid he looks with that bowtie, will ya?” MK sneered. “I mean..a bowtie on a hoodie??”
Hypno shot him a scowl. "If he didn't come with you, you don’t get to dictate what he can and can’t wear! He wanted to look “fashionable” and that’s the best I could do!!”
"Jeez really? Thought you were dressing him up for one of your game's "beauty contests".
You just smiled in amusement as they were the ones bickering this time around, with Lord X trying to quiet them down so Gold didn’t overhear their arguing.
‘They seem like a good trio..I’ll definitely play with them again.’
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Traintober 1: Free Day - Duck and Diesel and Oliver and Sonny
It's a lazy Sunday so have an Engines in Sidings alternative events chat about a scene I don't plan to write for Traintober Day 1.
DJ: I was also lookin' at my Sonny chapter for Engines in Sidings and thinkin' about that point at which Duck and Diesel finally are forced to talk.
Ray: I saw that at the top of my list when I was looking at the list of docs on my phone the other day so I was wondering if you were fucking with it, lol.
DJ: And I don't think I'm gonna actually put this in because I think it's a better story if Duck never knows about how Diesel came to get bought. But supposing he asked, because he would have been curious. Diesel would tell him that Hatt thinks he let a steam engine escape his old yard. And of course Duck asks if he did, because he's hip to Diesel's evasive bullshit by now. To which Diesel would just rattle off the line again. "It was dark and we're all painted black." Which tells Duck nothing conclusive but is a very strange way to put it. And he rather thinks Diesel would outright deny it if it he hadn't. So Duck guesses at it. "So… yes?"
Which Diesel finds annoying, but at the same time, he'd not have thought Duck would even entertain the thought that he would have helped a steam engine. So he huffily elaborates. "I didn't help him escape. I just didn't stop him either." Which Duck has nothing to say to that, but he thinks quite a lot.
Tells Oliver about it later, wants to know what he thinks of that. And this is after Sonny has explained to the two of them that diesels helping him is how he made it to Sodor at all. If Diesel is telling the truth, Oliver thinks that's more than you could rightly expect of a diesel back then. Doesn't think they should be super friendly with Diesel about it or anything. Just that, assuming it's true, it's surprising.
Ray: Oliver doesn't hate Diesel the way Duck does, because he wasn't there, but he knows enough to know how Duck feels about the situation and after hearing only Duck's side of it for so long, I think he'd be a little surprised to hear this about him.
DJ: No, and Duck is a smidge annoyed because he was hoping Oliver - with his history with diesels - would validate his wish to be more uncharitable with this story. But if Oliver - and apparently Hatt - is willing to entertain it, then maybe Duck should too. Which is so funny because you'd think yourself a fool to do that otherwise.
Ray: Oliver doesn't hate diesels in specific, he's just… wary, I think. He knows he's safe on Sodor, but Duck doesn't have that kind of history with the island and also never had to run for his life. From an outside perspective, you'd assume Oliver would take his side, but it's not that simple. Oliver also has more experience with diesels in general, I think he'd know that their behavior in Diesel's story checks out.
DJ: It's because Sonny tells him about the diesels at the power plants who found coal for him. Oliver's escape would have been so much easier if diesels had been like that in his day instead of actively hunting for him. But knowing that they are apparently like that now, and this scrappy little steam engine made it all the way here after years of steam being abolished… Oliver has to imagine that diesels didn't just decide to be helpful one day.
Ray: Oliver putting 2 and 2 together to get 4 and Duck like "I'm not doing that math. I simply won't."
DJ: Will. Not! Which, to be fair to Duck, that math actually doesn't check out for Diesel in particular. That Diesel's story is as it is, that's all just happenstance. If there was some gradual change in the wind re: diesel aggression, Diesel himself was not actually a part of it.
Also, it's kinda nice for Diesel to get to say this, because he always has to spin this story for the audience, but Duck is sort of special in that Diesel assumes Duck will take whatever he says in bad faith anyway so it doesn't matter if he actually tells the story as it really happened. But it is very strange that Duck is the one party he's ever been able to tell the story straight to as well.
Ray: Lifts the burden of having to make yourself look good when you know the other party won't buy any of it. It's frank, no bullshit. Which Duck does not associate with Diesel at all.
It's a shame we can't use this because I really want to. Nobody fucking writes Oliver and Duck stuff.
DJ: Well, part of why I think I shouldn't actually go this way is because I think it takes away from Duck and Diesel just coming to an understanding in the contained sense. The overall story isn't actually about them coming to terms, but Sonny learning that not everyone has to be friendly as long as they're getting their work done. And also because functionally, this'd not be as detailed a conversation between them as all this, because they are dumbass trains.
Ray: Yeah, I know. Just mad is all.
DJ: But I told you this so that you could enjoy it, even if others will not.
Ray: I am enjoying it! :D Love our OC Oliver.
DJ: God, Sonny trying to get Diesel a second chance with Duck because he's the Second Chance engine, not realizing Diesel's actually on his fourth. And Diesel not wanting to tell him because this friendship is precarious enough as it is.
Ray: Sonny wouldn't mind. It's his Second Chance with him, which is what's important. Sonny isn't the arbiter of morals, he's only counting what he was here for.
DJ: Yeah, but Diesel doesn't know that. And also if Sonny annoys Duck enough to make him complain, it won't matter what chance he's on with Sonny. At least to Diesel's thinking. And Diesel thinks his place is also precarious.
Ray: lol
DJ: Very funny how Hatt is the villain in all these stories.
Ray: Hatt would be over the fucking moon to hear his engines are trying to work things out between them like fucking adults.
DJ: He'd be very interested and intrigued to hear that Duck and Diesel are doing anything more than avoiding each other. Not that he minds them doing that now, but it'd be interesting to hear otherwise. And if he found out the details of why, that Diesel was trying to keep Sonny out of trouble, he'd be very proud.
Ray: He loves these machines so much in his way.
DJ: I honestly love that when he comes upon the scene with Sonny and Diesel, he fuckin' bullshits them about the fish first.
Ray: It's so… Old Hatt 🥁
DJ: Like, you KNOW he saw Diesel off the tracks, Sonny haulin' him back with the chain. And it's Diesel so you also know some bullshit is a-fkn-foot here. So let's just ask about the fish first and foremost. See what these hooligans have to say for themselves.
But it would just come back around to what he says at the end of the scene. If there's one thing more important than being really Useful, it's taking care of your fellow engines. And here Diesel is, doing it. Even going so far as to try and smooth things over with Duck.
Hatt maybe didn't think he was making a good investment in buying Diesel on the basis of heresay, but he at least thought he was making an interesting one. And look, it's paid off. Even if he's the villain in the fucking story again for reasons he can never fathom. Hasn't scrapped an engine in years, nor ever sent one away and fucking yet. Dumbass trains.
What's also hilarious is Hatt probably thought to hisself "Oh no, not these two together" when he came upon that scene. Because he didn't arrange for Sonny and Diesel to end up hanging out. But it's actually been so good for both of them. Amazing. Even Hatt would never have thought.
Ray: No. I think I said it before that, if given the choice, he'd have liked to have kept them apart. But engines will literally never stop surprising him. It's why he likes them so much.
DJ: Hatt loves engine bullshit.
Ray: "Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you." -Gandalf, but also replace "hobbits" with "engines" and it's Hatt.
DJ: Duck would probably also be a little proud of him despite himself. That's some Great Western activities right there. Oliver fuckin' ribbin' him about it. Imagine you try to teach this tin pot railway your Ways and this fucking guy ends up demonstrating them so astutely. Rood.
Ray: He'd be proud but he'd immediately cover it up with "Well, he didn't know that. Sir Topham Hatt told him because he's very wise and knows Our Ways. Diesel just happened to be doing what was expected of him. Unusual, but nothing to write home about."
DJ: I don't think he'd play it off. Duck's not the sort to not acknowledge when he's wrong or when he's been surprised. But he'd probably not say so much about it, which is why Oliver's poking him about it. More like Oliver's slyly commenting on how GWR this whole thing with Diesel has been, and Duck being like, "Well, I suppose even he could learn after a century."
Ray: "And Sonny, picking it up so quickly!"
DJ: Sonny's a natural. He's a fuckin' gangster too.
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mrs-monaghan · 1 year
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Jkk probably feel the need to defend V's behavior lately, because if they don't then they're left questioning his loyalty to Jm regarding Jk. The day V tells Jk he likes him the most or that he likes him to his face, then what? When V did that in front of Jk and said all of that to Jm, even causing Jm to tell him to stop when he kept telling him he liked him, it was written off as soulmates, besties, even with people trying to defend Jk, saying it was wrong if he's dating Jm. If V was willing to tell Jm he likes him and not be joking and later on say he likes Jm the most right in front of Jk, then what would stop V from flipping the script and doing it to Jk now, since they seem closer lately?
I don't think V would do that tho, because it is Jm he likes the most, not Jk & Jk wouldn't ever let V do something like to that Jm, but if Mr. Unpredictable ever did tho, I'm betting it wouldn't be written off as besties/soulmates, like it was with Vmin. We had Jk saying from a friend & Jm's actual panic waiting for what V was gonna say to him, then Jm looking at Jk after V said that to him & Jin's side eye & Suga yelling to break the tension. They all knew & braced for impact lol. He's not a horrible person, he loves Jikook, but he's unpredictable & enjoys trolling & kinda does before he thinks. Example, Going live from Jk's house without asking permission. If Jikook are dating, I imagine that didn't sit right with Jm & calling out people for saying it was wrong, cause they don't want to admit they themselves know its wrong, isn't okay. You may think its right, doesn't mean someone else does & no one has a right to say you can't feel its wrong. Jm is very patient with V cause he loves him & V just told Jm he loves him openly on IG just 4 mons ago, so I think Vmin are fine, but there are limits & patience can wear thin, even when it comes to besties.
what would stop V from flipping the script and doing it to JK now, since they seem closer lately?
Who's side are u on anon?
I love this video sm!! God Bless the person on twitter who made it 😂😂😂
No, but really, anon you have to watch how u say things. We live in a world where Tkkrs sent death threats to V pretending to be Jkkrs so they can make us look bad. We have them using Jimin as their PPs so they can lure people into the cult. So I am very cautious, alright? Let's be careful about how we word things so I don't side eye u 🤭🤭
Just because we don't see Jikook out and about like we used to, don't mean Tkk are now closer than Jkk. U know what, I wanna talk about this. The vermin can yell till the cows come home but we only have 2 legit instances of them being spotted together. 2. TWO instances. Bowling
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The end.
Every other instance has been made up and doesn't exist. The snowboarding which later turned into ice skating??? The way that story kept changing? And the fact that JK who hates the cold was ice skating without gloves and that's how a fan spotted him? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
Then we have the TT ontop of that one hotel. Where they supposedly spent the night together
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Never mind that other members were present too and a certain girl group was also staying there. ☕
Speaking of the TT (that was for work) I have never seen anyone bring this up so I will. When this TT got posted I was trying so hard to figure out what or who I was looking at.
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It was hard. Alright? Go to the comment section and see Trashkookers complain how they wish the video was clearer. The fact that I needed to check the tags to know who was dancing 🤭🤭 And so when this happened my Jikook brain couldn't help but wonder; editor - JK did he do this on purpose? Would he have edited the TT the same way if he had done it with Jimin? With Hobi? Was this him denying the cult content? We know he don't like them. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Food for thought. 🤔
Moving on swiftly....
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Back to your ask my darling anon. I'm sorry your one sentence sent me into a tangent. 🙏🏽 I pretty much agree with everything u said. I will clip Jimin looking at JK during that Vmin moment so we can all enjoy it together.
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Notice how Jimin didn't say "I like you the most too?" Is it because there's another person at that table that he likes the most? 👀 But the kicker is when Jimin looks at JK immediately after saying that. Immediately. Gee, I wonder why. 🤭
You know what this moment reminds me of? Bon voyage season 4 episode 6.
Jimin says he wants to sleep in the tent WHILE LOOKING AT JK. JK tells him to go ahead. No one else, just JK
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Jimin repeats again *while still looking at JK* that him and Suga were gonna sleep in the tent. And JK nods.
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This reads to me like Jimin was asking for permission here. He gets it the first time but once again feels the need to reiterate; babe, I will be in the tent with Suga. 🤭🤭
But like i said before. We don't talk about Yoonmin 🤫🤫🤫
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the-bloody-sadist · 10 months
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I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL DEFENDING RANPO he's so cute why would u hate him. noo but you know that one episode with odasaku in it, ranpo was adorable
They should make the animations better at least, like the manga art has so much more personality to it, you go to the anime and it's just...bland. the writing itself could have been way worse... I guess, it'd feel weird with Asagiri not writing it... doesn't change the fact his writing is ass
It's so annoying to be on twt these days cause like, I haven't watched the new episode, and there's so many spoilers 😭😭😭 totally unrelated but they're changing the twt logo to an 'x' like why??? The bird is so iconic, tweets are now gonna be called 'x's like literally what?? thoughts on Elon?
*Wrinkles nose and squints at you reaaaalllll hard* Eugh...what a hill to die on. Also I love that you said that but told me NOTHING about WHY he's a good character and why you will die on this hill (I'm literally RUNNING YOU THROUGH AS WE SPEAK BRO HURRY UP NOW)..."Ranpo was adorable"...PUKES 🤮
Lmao I'm just playing, though, glad you like him! Makes the season way less insufferable for you. *grumbles from the corner*
I'm actually not really that...tilted? I supposed? About animation like a lot of people seem to be when it comes to anime, especially BSD. I do NOT get it. The animation is good, and BSD isn't really worth anything spectacular imo, so like...IT FITS. The only thing I hate is stupid camera angle shit like the fish-eye insanity moments. Please T_T enough...ENOUGH! Plus I read like - the first season's worth of the manga, I think? Or maybe more idk it was a blur. And it literally felt like watching the anime shot-for-shot so...NOT SURE WHAT PERSONALITY THE SHOW IS MISSING. You could be talking about the more recent series manga but man that pacing is so ass there's no way I'm going to read it.
ANYWAY. Stop sending me Ranpo-centric messages or I will stop answering, I MEAN IT.
ALSO I'M FUCKING DYING BECAUSE YOU DID A WHOLE SPIN AND ASKED ME ABOUT ELON MUSK AND THE TWITTER REBRAND?? LMAO
Okay here's my take, you ready?
I DO NOT CARE. LOL, I SERIOUSLY DO NOT CARE!!!!! As long as Twitter is here and I can post naked boys on it, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I saw the goth porn lookin X rebrand and I said LET'S GO! NOW THEY'LL NEVER LET THEIR KIDS ON IT BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS IT'S A PORN APP!! NOW TWITTER KNOWS WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE! STRAIGHT PORN! STRAIGHT GRAPHIC ASS AND COCK!
Lol okay that's enough of me for today, hope you get it. I'm so tired of anything people freak out about and join other apps for. They're LOSING their MINDS and I'll just keep scribbling away. I have my audience!! I have my thing!! I'm okay!! I'm hanging out!! I'm CHILLIN!
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Simone's Rules | Misfits Timeline Anomaly’ verse
An oc x oc collaboration between @seanfalco​ & @super-unpredictable98
Word Count: 2,1 k
Warnings: Kinda gross but in a cute way lol lots of fluff
a/n: I hope you all enjoy this little story while I work on requests. This chapter was inspired by an episode of Bluey and it takes place around 2030's.
(Masterlist)
Blossom left work and ran to pick up Simone from kindergarten so they could meet Sean at home. He had a shoot in the morning and probably spent the rest of the day editing and working from his computer. 
"What do you think daddy made for tea, sweetheart?" 
"Tea? Isn't it lunch?" Simone asked. 
"Moony, in our country we call this meal we're about to have tea," Blossom explained, sometimes her daughter's American accent she got from her friends and the telly broke her heart. She loved her daughter with all her might, but she wished the girl would be a little more... British. 
"Welcome back, my darlin's!" Sean called as soon as he heard the apartment door open and shut. "I've missed my girls!"
"We missed you too!" Blossom dropped her bags while Simone ran into her dad's arms. 
Blossom sighed and kicked off her shoes, glad to finally be home. She then made her way to give her husband a kiss, but a tiny hand covered his mouth. "Today Daddy is mine, okay?"
Sean's eyes widened in surprise and he gaped at his wife standing across from him. 
"I can't even get one kiss from mummy?" he asked, slightly amused.
"Not today, tomorrow maybe, I want you to just be my daddy today," Simone asked. 
"No fair!" Blossom laughed. "I thought you were okay with us kissing after the romantic night you helped your cousins with." 
"I am, just not every day, that's way too much."
"That's not fair, Moony," Sean said, wrapping her in his arms and lifting her from the chair she was standing on. "I'm always gunna be your daddy, but Mummy's always gunna be my wife too."
"I know... maybe once a week then you could be all mine? We have dinner in bed and watch TV while Mummy grades papers and stuff," Simone suggested hopefully. 
"Only once a week?" Blossom asked. 
"Yeah, just one day." 
"What do we think, Daddy?"
"As long as Mummy's okay with it, then that sounds fun," he said, kissing her little cheek.
"Yeah, I do have papers to grade and stuff..." Blossom murmured, but stopped to whisper something in her husband's ear on her way to their bedroom/office. "But after she's asleep, I'm gonna kiss you all over." 
"Yaaaay! Daddy's all mine today!" Simone cheered.
Sean smirked as Blossom pulled away. "What d'yeh wanna do first, sweetheart?" he asked, turning his attention back to his daughter.
"First we have tea together while we sit in my bed and watch Hannah Montana," the little girl smiled. "She's like you and uncle Nathan, but she's only one person who wears a wig," she whispered.
"Ohh, okay," Sean chuckled, pouring the tea. "I'll let you in on a secret though," he said, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "I'm better lookin' than uncle Nathan," he teased.
"I agree! They're younger, but your muscles are bigger," she nodded, taking a couple of croissants and biscuits to put on a plate so they could share. "And your voice is deeper. They are handsome, but you are the handsomenemest." 
Sean laughed, handing a cup to Blossom. "Why thank you, darlin'," he said, winking at his wife.  
"Have fun, my loves," she snorted, closing the door behind her.
"You ready for some daddy-daughter time?" he asked, picking up his cup and Simone's to carry to her room.
"Yes!" she celebrated, running to her bedroom and turning the TV on. "Come here, get under the blanket, it's getting cold."
"After you, dearest," Sean said, setting his cup down and holding open the blanket for her before joining her on the tiny bed.
Simone took her shoes off and got comfortable, a huge smile on her face. She couldn't be happier, maybe once a week she could have a special Mummy day too, they could go shopping and get their nails done. "I love you, Daddy," she giggled, taking a biscuit from the plate.
"I love you too, Moony," he replied, kissing the top of her head, his chest constricting with fondness. 
As she turned on the show she wanted, he drank most of his tea and ate several biscuits. Without warning, he burped, letting out a content groan as he thumped his chest with his fist. 
"Oops, 'scuze me," he mumbled.
"Daddyyyyyyy!" she groaned way too dramatically, pulling away from him. "No, this is gross! No burping in my room, not even I burp in my room! I just never do that because I'm a lady."
Sean couldn't help but laugh. "Everyone burps, even your mum," he said. "Even princesses burp."
"I don't," Simone insisted. "And if I did, I wouldn't do it around someone special and you said I'm your special girl!"
"Sorry, I couldn't help it!" he exclaimed. "I said, 'excuse me!'"
"Fine, I forgive you," she took his hand. "But you can't do anything gross in my room, you promise?"
"Uh... I'll try my hardest. What all entails somethin' gross?" he asked, fighting back a grin.
"You can't burp, or fart, or pick your nose, or scratch your butt, or smell bad, or do anything you're supposed to do in the bathroom," Simone explained.
"Oh, is that all?" Sean joked. "But what if my butt really itches?" he teased.
"Ew! No! You just... move around a little until it doesn't anymore," she grimaced.
"Wow, you sure have a lot of rules t'be in your room," he murmured thoughtfully.
"I don't think there are too many. It's just boys can be gross but you're my favorite boy in the world, so you can't be gross," she looked up at him. 
"Honey," Sean sighed. "Everyone can be gross sometimes, it's just regular bodily functions," he tried to explain.
"But... it's not nice," Simone frowned. "Doesn't Mummy get bothered when you're gross around her?"
Sean nearly snorted loudly at her question. "No, Mummy's used to it," he answered, trying to find a good way to say it. He couldn't exactly just say Mummy liked it when he was gross.
Simone thought for a moment, if Mummy could live with it, she could try to. She simply nodded and leaned against her dad's shoulder.
Just as she got comfortable and he slipped his arm around her shoulder, he stiffened, feeling like he needed to fart. 
Shit, he thought, biting his lip. Hopefully, she wouldn't get too mad. Unable to hold it back any longer, he let it go.
"Sean Falco!" Simone yelled what her mum always said when she was angry. She covered her nose and jumped from the bed, leaving him behind, she definitely wasn't as strong as her mum. "Mummy! Take your husband back!"
"I'm sorry! I had beans on toast for breakfast!" he called after her, unable to keep the laughter from his voice as she ran away.
"Sorry, no returns," Blossom joked without taking her eyes from the paper. 
"I don't want him anymore!" she cried. 
"Wow, Moony, you're crazy about Daddy, what happened?" she took her glasses off and took her daughter into her lap. 
"He just farted! And we were under the same blanket, now my blanket will smell like farts! And I was also really close, I nearly died!" 
Blossom couldn't stop herself from laughing. "Yeah, Daddy does that... Sean! Can we talk?" she called.
"Comin'," he exclaimed as he walked to her office and leaned against the doorframe.
"Daddy, did you really have to fart when you were laying with Moony under her blanket?" Blossom asked though she was laughing. Obviously her daughter had never experienced a Dutch oven from Nathan.
"I'm sorry, darlin'," he exclaimed, walking into the room. "I coulda gotten up and left th'room, but we were so comfy, I didn't wanna disturb yeh."
"You could've held it in!" Simone crossed her arms. 
"It's not good to do that, baby, unless you're somewhere really posh, or like a job interview..." her mother explained. 
"He also burped really loud!" 
"Really?" Blossom smirked. "Yeah, Daddy does that too. You really don't wanna see him after Thanksgiving..."
"I can't help it, your mum's food is--" he paused to kiss his fingers and raise them high. "Oh--" he exclaimed, burping directly after.
Blossom winked at him, biting her lip while Simone wasn't paying attention. "See? That's just how Daddy is, you're gonna stop loving him because he's a little gassier than the average person?" 
"N-no... I don't think so, but..." the girl looked down. "Gran said a gentleman should never do that when she was scolding Charlie." 
"Your grandma said that? Have you ever seen your grandpa? She's full of sh- full of it. Look, Moony, I know Daddy can be gross sometimes, everyone can, but that's my favorite part of him. You can't be gross around someone who you don't trust, that means he's comfortable around us. Did you know I had to get an injection in my throat to be able to burp? And Daddy helped me, he took care of me and helped me practice." 
"Yeah, now your mum can burp louder than me," Sean laughed, stroking Simone's hair.
"That isn't true, your father is an ogre, no one can beat him," Blossom gaped at him. "The point is when you find someone you love very much and you decide to spend your life with them, you have to get used to the disgusting parts. You'll see them when they're ugly, you'll smell their bad breath, you'll see them pee and poop-" 
"You've seen daddy poop?" Simone's eyes grew horrified. 
"A few times, I had to shower and he was in the toilet. But that doesn't matter, what matters is that I love you and your father more than anything. That's why we wiped your bottom and changed your nappies, we winded you after you finished eating, we dealt with your spit-ups... right, Daddy?"
"Exactly," Sean agreed, smiling fondly at his wife. "But in th'future, I'll try not t'fart under the blanket," he teased.
"Just try to avoid it under Moony's blanket, I went nose-blind about ten years ago, I don't even care anymore," Blossom snorted and took her daughter's hand. "When you marry someone, sweetie, I hope they feel comfortable being themselves around you, and I hope you do the same. Your gran was wrong." 
"Gran is never wrong," she gasped. 
"She is too! No one in this house has to hide okay? Not even you."
"Your mum knows what she's talkin' about," Sean nodded, lifting his daughter into his arms. "Now what d'yeh say we go watch that show you wanted t'watch and let your mum work, huh?"
"Yeah, but if you're gonna do anything gross let me know first so I can prepare," Simone asked. "Sorry I yelled at you, Daddy, nothing can make me not love you."
"Thank you darlin', I'll warn yeh next time," he chuckled, kissing her head. "D'yeh think it would be okay for me to give Mummy a smoochy kiss before we go?" he asked hopefully.
"Okay, she puts up with all of that all the time, the least you can do is give her all the smoochy kisses," she nodded.
He snorted in amusement and leaned in to kiss his wife, sighing as his lips met hers.
"You definitely earned your special cuddles today," Blossom smiled, looking away to check a message on her phone. "Oh MY GOD!" 
"What?" Simone screamed, worried about how all the color drained from her mother's face. 
"I am the new Delia at West End's Beetlejuice! We're moving to England next summer!" She got up to hug them and jump around a little, clapping and cheering. "I can't believe this! I'll be in a musical again!"
"That's amazing! I knew you could do it!" Sean cried, jumping up and down with his wife, their daughter still in his arm.
"Does that mean we're gonna move closer to Charlie and Elly and Darren? And everyone else?" Simone asked. 
"Yes! We gotta find a flat, I wanna live close to Lyds, but also close to Simon, but also close to Mum and Dad and the Centre!" Blossom squealed. "I'm coming home!"
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