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sprite-the-librarian · 1 year

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i genuinely cannot tell whether i love or hate this cover. i guess i wanted something simple and impactful for, what would be, a very horny book. i guess it's hard to make a cover for a book that would have mo consistent theme besides ✨smut✨

idk i did the best i could… or wanted to…

anyways if you can't tell by now i'm a HUGE fan of this author, @thewriterowl. PLEASE CHECK OUT THEIR WORK!!!

the fic can be found right here!

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feathered-serpents · 10 months

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I'm sorry for the low quality here Amazon won't let me take screenshots but I need to talk about this scene in the pub because it is just sooooooooo fucking funny

Aziraphale and Crowley enter the pub, Crowley goes to the bar, Aziraphale clears a seat a table for him and Crowley

And then this random guy sits down

And if you look at the background

Crowley

And then he just swaggers up to the table drinks in hand like

#Good Omens #Good Omens 2 #Good Omens Spoilers #Good Omens 2 Spoilers #Good Omens Season 2 #Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers #Ineffable Husbands

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sergeantsporks · 1 year

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The Collector's "when toys break I can just fix them" belief makes King's Tide sooooooooo funny in retrospect. Collector, to the best of their knowledge, "broke" his Belos toy and then was like "Yeah, I'm not fixing that. Stay broken." Valid of him.

#toh #the owl house #toh spoilers #the collector #toh the collector #emperor belos

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izuke-the-zombie · 1 year

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I noticed its been quite a while since you did anything with the healing spring AU (island AU), if you don't mind me asking, are you going to continue it or is it cancelled?

🌸No, it's not canceled I'm still trying to figure out how to explain this world in this Au a little better

I'm still new to Aus cuz I just keep creating more or at least just scenarios or head cannons(I've been making too many of those) and I get sidetracked a lot! I have SoooOooOoo many other new Doodles that don't involve the healing spring Au

I mean, I'm not even sure how to plan an Au properly. I know I have to make a story and follow it and a couple of times I thought why do I just try to make a fanfic (keyword try) explain it better( I REALLY suck at making fanfics).

I sometimes can't figure out how to keep an au going. I think that's the problem (and you know personal life stuff that junk to).

I mean I draw new everything's and I still have the healing spring AU Doodles that are kind of like notes to me, right now I'm trying to figure out how to make this AU deep and with angst and stuff I'm trying not to be too cutesy I'm trying to put these characters through hell, face their past and cry/hurt/awkwardness/ worry/ survive/ secrets/ mystery/ angst/ talking/ healing /bonding /pining, kind of thing I'm not sure how to make that happen

How do you put that in an Au? I sure as hell don't know! And the worst part about this is this is my favorite of all of my AUs too!!!

Sorry I don't want to make this too long I just want to figure out how you guys make these Aus and hurt these characters the right way what's your guys Secret I'm probably going to have to ask someone to help me make this AU a thing know brainstorm and all that

🌸Anyways I hope this answers your question

🌸Here's a little comic I made I just thought it was a funny scenario that would happen in the island😚✨

Wish me luck guys.... I'm going to need it😩

#monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk #sun wukong #six eared macaque #doodle #monkey king #macaque #ask #ask response #ask anonymous #anonymous #anon ask #healing spring AU #official name #shadowpeach

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beanghostprincess · 4 months

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Silly goofy wild and funky idea:

Transman Crocodile who transitioned via Ivankov.

Cross Guild events and Cross Guild Poly where Buggy finally gets the nerve to come out to her two lieutenants and also boyfriends. Mihawk just blinks like "yes? Your Haki is distinctly feminine, so this makes perfect sense. Oh, dear why are you crying, stop that-" meanwhile Crocodile has to bite back every single we traded genders joke and instead just shrugs, going "I quite literally could not be paid to give a fuck. You know I'm bisexual, this changes little, Clown."

Croc does off hand offer to hook Buggy up with Iva if that's smth she's interested in, tho.

Meanwhile Sanji has come out to the Strawhats as a transwoman as well, and the reactions are much more dramatic but no less supportive - if anything, some may be too supportive /hj ((Franky calls her queen and sis and Hawt Mama, Chopper already began working on ways to synthesize estrogen Just In Case, Luffy could not be made to give a single fuck, Ussop is swooning, Zoro informs her that this changes nothing and he'll still kick her ass, Robin offers her congratulations, Nami is already mathing out adding another bed in the girls' room or making a room JUST for Sanji and Ussop to share, Brooke waits 0.006783259 seconds before asking to see undies, just everyone being supportive and stupid))

This leads to Ivankov getting two separate contacts for their services, and so they arrange to meet at a small-ish island to help both, two birds, one stone :)).

Both crews go full Spiderman meme when they come across each other, and Iva handles it with all the gentility of a bull in a china shop, whisking both ladies away while the rest are left just plain gaping and awkwardly avoiding eye contact or completely oblivious to the tension (cough cough LUFFY).

Insert your own silly ideas here, generally.

But when they come back, Mihawk, Crocodile and Ussop are all just absolutely SWOONING for different reasons, full of Respect Woman Juice and I Love My Wife energy, it's adorable and cute and funny.

((Bonus: Luffy calls Buggy auntie without hesitation, and she almost cries even as she punches him over the head))

THIS IS SO CUTE SELJKFNSFLEFNLNDFDLKNSDLK

Okay, so, my thoughts on this. Crocodile having to hold back the 'we traded genders' joke is so damn real and I laughed SO hard. Love him. So true. And transfem Buggy lives in my mind rent free so this is just perfect because I absolutely love her. She's my beloved. She'd be so anxious about it and cry and Mihawk and Crocodile are like-- So done with her because she's acting stupid and dramatic and of course they're going to still want her. And she's crying and they're rolling their eyes and patting her head at the same time. Poor thing. She needs comfort okay??

And,, Transfem Sanji coming out is always so beautiful in my head. She's been battling her gender issues for AGES and now she feels comfortable enough to come out to the crew. She's anxious but she knows she has to do this now or she never will. And it's-- It's so real to me. The way she would explain everything that happened to her back in Momoiro Island and then say that she's actually a girl. And everyone's quiet because they know she's looking at Luffy only right now, expecting an answer from her captain. And Luffy is just like "??? Okay? You're still my cook. So who cares? You seem happier now!" and that is when Sanji starts crying. Because of course she's crying. And of course, Usopp is the one to hug her first because that's his girlfriend and she needs a hug and forehead kisses right now. But they have 0 privacy because Luffy wants hugs too. I mean. Obviously.

Franky is loud af and he's SOBBING while he screams how proud he is of their cook (I've always said Franky feels like a girldad because just look at how he interacts with Nami. And he's sooooooooo loving Sanji right now). Robin would be so so proud too and would say she's happy for her and smile in the sweetest of ways (Robin please adopt me). I think Chopper would also ask a lot of questions before making estrogen, just in case, but then he'd go and try to make it right away. Nami hugs Sanji but the sweet moment doesn't last long because she's already telling Franky her ideas for a bigger, better room for the girls or!!! "Better!!!!!! A room for Sanji and Usopp so we don't have to deal with them!!!!!! But also make the girl's room bigger because I say so!!!!!!". Zoro says he doesn't give a fuck because he will still kick her ass but he's secretly happy that she looks more relaxed and comfortable in her skin. Brook is Brook and he says his Brook thing about panties but I think Sanji would kick him having the best gender affirmation moment of her fucking life. And Jinbe is just the cutest because I think he'd laugh at the chaotically sweet situation and say that strength comes from being happy with yourself and Sanji is the strongest for being so brave and true to herself (he be saying poetic and cute shit like that and he expects me not to absolutely love him. Dad behavior. I am SO sure he would beat the shit out of anybody who misgendered Sanji. But that's what any Strawhat would do, so,,,).

They go see Iva (Iva my beloved) and they're all,, So uncomfortable,, Buggy acts overconfident and says she's perfectly fine and not scared at all of what Iva's going to do to her body (liar. She's scared af and Crocodile and Mihawk know so they keep scaring her even more because it's funny to see their girlfriend crying. Look. The fact that they're soft and dating doesn't mean they're not gonna bully her). And Sanji has smoked like two fucking boxes of cigarettes already despite saying that she doesn't care about it (she has never been more excited in her entire life) and she's holding Usopp's hand so hard she's going to break it at some point. Anyway, Iva is a dramatic bitch and they make Sanji and Buggy come with them to a more private place because they want it to be a surprise for everyone (drama queen. Love them. I would do it too. Trust the process, girls, you're in good hands). So Cross Guild and the Strawhats end up alone and waiting for their girls to come back. And. Yeah. Uncomfortable. Zoro looks at Mihawk at some point and goes:

Zoro: I thought you were gay. Mihawk: I swing both ways. Usopp: Actually, you swing sword- Mihawk: Awful. Shut up. Don't ever speak to me again. Don't even look at my direction, actually. Roronoa, why is your crew like this? Zoro: It was really funny, though. Mihawk: I wish to not partake in this conversation anymore. Everyone just shut up and wait. ............. Luffy: Hey, guys, do you think Sanji's going to have bigger boobs than Zor- Nami: OH MY GOD LUFFY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT Luffy: BUT I'M CURIOUS Zoro: Yeah, she's going to ask for the biggest of boobs only to piss me off because she's annoying like that. Mihawk: Why would you even care about your breast size, Roronoa? Crocodile: Tsk. You care about mine. Usopp: OH MY GOD SJKFNSKDEWKFJNJKSFN

Okay, so Sanji and Buggy eventually come back. Finally. And they were gorgeous before but now they're even more beautiful because they actually look extremely happy with their bodies. I want to describe how I see them but just check @/vongulli's account and see their fem Buggy because she kills me every time and that's the only way I can see fem Buggy now. And Sanji to me looks like @/sibmakesart's fem Sanji. This artist made a nude fem Sanji not long ago and I loved it,, So much,, ANYWAY!!!!!! Getting carried away.. Thinking about women. It's not my fault I'm a lesbian. But they look perfect and they're comfortable and happy. And Sanji's boobs are surprisingly not huge and Zoro makes a comment about that but Sanji is like:

Sanji: WHAT????? YOU ONLY SEE ME AS A BOOB-OBSESSED GIRL OR WHAT? Literally everyone at the same time: Yes. Sanji: Well, for your information- Usopp: She likes thighs more Sanji: Usopp, don't tell them- Iva: And also, my dears, that is not how my power works Zoro: So you did ask for big boobs and you couldn't have them Sanji: I'm going to kill you and wearing heels it's going to hurt even more Usopp: Is it weird that I'm kind of turned on right now? Nami: ...Haha Usopp: Are you okay? Nami: Hey, Usopp, I- Usopp: You can't fuck her Nami: I swear I can't have anything!!! What do you have against lesbians??? Usopp: YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY??? Nami: I dunno, yes??

Crocodile and Mihawk are having... A moment. They will still bully her and they're sure she's going to look extremely pretty crying and whining but right now she deserves to be worshipped because just look at her. Buggy approaches them and she's like "If you laugh I'm going to throw knives at you and then leave Cross Guild and!! And!! And I'm going to be really mad so pleasedon'tlaughireallylikethispleasedon'truinit" and they look at her with the fondest of looks (but gotta be honest, they're so horny right now it's unbearable. Like yes, happy wife happy home happy everything but also happy dick because just look at her). Crocodile is just frowning and genuinely asks "Why would we laugh? You look stunning, dear" and Mihawk follows with "I must say I'm not surprised, since you've always looked beautiful. But you look... More satisfied with yourself." And Buggy has to hold back the tears and that's why she starts saying things like "Pffft. Yeah! I knew I'd be gorgeous like this too! Now I look even flashier!" and y'know, the two men are letting her have her moment because now she looks even better and they can't stop staring at her. So maybe she's right this time when she fakes confidence.

Usopp and Nami need a second to process everything, I think. Also, they both hit Brook at the same time when he's about to ask Sanji the question™. Nami is having a lesbian moment, but of course Sanji realizes and does her Sanji thing like opening her mouth and speaking:

Sanji: Nami-swaaan!!! Do you like how I look now??? Nami, ignoring her and whispering to herself: Disgusting. I hate this. Zoro: At the end of the day it's just curly, huh? Nami: I was thinking with my dick. Zoro: Yeah. Happens. Been there.

So, Usopp and Sanji finally get their moment together because at least the Strawhats are respectful enough to give them their sweet uhhhh two minutes before they start complimenting Sanji. So that's something! Sanji is confident with her body but is a bit shy and isn't sure what Usopp will think about this. Not that she has changed much, even, but, you know. Just different. In a good way for her! But different. And Usopp approaches her slowly and smiling and he's just so so so happy. And he's like "You look gorgeous!" / "... Really? I wasn't sure whether you'd like it-" / "I will always like you! But more importantly, do you like you?" / "I mean- Weird phrasing, but yes. Yes? I think so. Yes." / "Then that's all that matters." And Sanji really, really doesn't want to cry because she has never cried in front of the whole crew. She just can't help it. But Usopp knows she doesn't like it when others see her cry so he quickly wipes her tears away and when she starts laughing (so so happy and full of love) Usopp just needs to kiss her.

Meanwhile, Luffy is there calling Buggy auntie and asking when she's going to tell Shanks about this. She keeps saying she will never tell him and if he wants to find out, he'll do it through her new wanted poster or whatever, but not from her.

#now this is what i call an amazing ask thank you SO much for this #i just loved writing this so much damn #they're all so silly #one piece #black leg sanji #transfem sanji #buggy the clown #transfem buggy #emporio ivankov #cross guild #strawhat pirates #just tagging the people who actually do stuff in this one bc too many characters and not enough energy #usopp #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #monkey d. luffy #sanuso

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rinbowaman · 11 months

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Part 2 of what if y/n break up with hee we need smut 🥹

EDIT: Here we go.

"His Love..." Original Drabble Part 2. (MDNI18+).

Not proofread, so sorry. please ignore any errors or mistakes.

WARNINGS: SMUT...Non-con, turned to dubious con, right back to slight non-con again. lots of back and forth. Heethan is angry and takes it out on y/n, mentions of pain, tearing, friction, screaming, pleading. Unprotected sex, breeding kink (HUGE breeding kink) and forced domestication, forced breeding, obsessive behaviors, abuse of power or authority, power imbalance in relationship, praising kink, primal kink, and i'm pretty sure that's it.

He pulls your pelvis tight against his groin, causing you to tilt your head back.

As the back of your head remains pressed up against the wall, your hands rest on his chest, while he continues to lean in with the tip of his nose and lips barely grazing against your neck and chin. Pulling you in even closer by your groin, his action causes you to arch your back, making you tilt back even further.

Wrapping his arm around your lower back, he pulls you completely in against his chest.

Grabbing you firmly, he drags you as he kept you somewhat suspended. The feeling of your toes dragging against the carpet was all you could feel as he grunted when he swung you onto the large bed.

Panicking, you started to perform a slow back crawl on your elbows as he reaches down and snags your lace underwear, ripping it off your body. He kneels down before you on the bed, not even taking off his tanker jacket, his hat, or those fingerless gloves. The silhouette of his shaggy hair grazing pass the helix of his ears, as well as tapering down the back of his neck could be seen as the dim lighting from the moon outside peers in through the window.

"...E-Ethan....wait.."

You stuttered out as he kneels closer to you, his hands draping his sides as the shadow of his hat covers his eyes, leaving the tip of his nose and his mouth exposed. All he did in response was smirk as he appeared to be gazing at the nude exposure of your body. You cross your legs and cross your arms over your chest as you sat up, propping yourself by extending your free hand slightly behind, trying to cover as much of yourself as you could.

"Trying to hide? Why? you're sooooooooo beautiful like this."

"Ethan wait. Can we just-"

"Your skin feels so soft...." he interrupts as he strokes your legs, grabbing your ankles as he moves himself in between your legs. The rough feeling of his jeans rubbing against your soft center felt harsh, causing you to slightly jolt and wince in discomfort. The leather of his gloves can be felt as he drags his hands up against your thighs, moving closer towards your hips.

"You smell good too..." he states as he lowers his face, places a delicate kiss on your pelvic bone before he drags the tip of his nose upwards towards your belly button, inhaling the scent of your skin in deep breaths.

"I bet you taste good. Hmm? I'm right, aren't I?"

You felt the weight of his body once it was nearly squared with yours in full parallel symmetry, as he lays on top of you, pushing you down on your back from your seated position and traps you in against his resting forearms, propping his chest to remain hovering above yours.

Leaning his neck down, he kisses you, it wasn't gentle, but it wasnt all that rough either. It seemed desperate.

"Ethan..." you gasped out as his lips remained plastered against yours.

"mmhmm?" he hums as he continues to embrace your lips with your own, each time you try and take a breath or break free, he continues to tilt and sway his face to remain aligned with your features, never allowing you to escape.

"Ethan...i'm sorry. please...can we just talk first?" you pleaded softly as you softly place your hands on his chest, gripping a handful of his jacket as you feel his pelvis grow even more dense against yours.

"Talk? You wanna talk? Hmm...funny, probably should have done that before you decided to try and leave."

"I...I tried...but..."

"But?"

"You never listen! you're too set in your ways."

"So thats what this is about?"

"I just....i wish you would take some of my desires into consideration."

"And what are your desires?"

You paused for a moment, shifting your gaze for a moment to the ceiling you found the courage to re-engage in the rebound conversation that you knew would irk him.

"...I dont know if i want to move to Korea....at least not in a month after you graduate, it's too soon. I might want to stay and finish school here."

"yeeeeeeah...that's not going to work."

"Why can't i meet up iwth you later on?"

Looking shocked as he raised his brows, widened his eyes, and moved his head back slightly, you saw the transition of shock merge into displeasure as he continues to tilt his head back and glare at you with a piercing gaze from above. Shifting his eyes to grow narrow, much more narrow than they were already, he furrows his brows and licks his lips as they remained parted.

"You expect me to be okay with leaving you here and being away from me while I'm on the other side of the world?"

Him breaking down your request made it sound much worse than how he took it. Yet, you remained steadfast and slightly nodded. You were too scared to take that huge step and move overseas, and it was all happening too fast, you wanted to take your time, even if it meant that you had to create some distance between you and him.

"Really..." he continues to glare at you, not at all moving from his position. Though before you could respond, you slightly gasped at the sound of his fists grabbing onto the bedding right beside your ears as he issues his rhetorical question.

"....yes....possibly."

Smacking his lips as he continues to pierce you with his eyes, he pokes the inside of his cheek with his tongue, his expression alternating between anger and annoyance.

"i'm sorry....Ethan..."

"mmm.....yeah. You should be." he calmly states. You stared back, wide eyed, when the sound of his knuckle cracking up against your ear caused you to turn your face away and towards it, shocking you into fear. You've been with him long enough to know what it meant when he cracked his knuckles....it was one of two things.

Either he was ready to protect and plunder, attacking any foe or opponent that posed a threat.

Or...

When his animalistic nature was beginning to rile up, causing him to lose all sense of control as the intensity of the beast inside him starts to claw his way out and prepares to feast.

"Ethan...please..."

Tilting his head down, the bill of his hat presses against your chest, he chuckles lowly, sending chills all throughout your body.

"Well...babydoll.....I dont care for what you did...neither does my other half. So guess what?" he lifts his head back up and gives you a laconic smirk, it lacked the playful essence it normally contained, instead, while the sadistic expression remained, it was clear that he was smirking out of irritation.

"Time to tear your wings...my little butterfly."

You barely had time to take in the meaning of his statement as he presses his lips against yours, it was passionate and not at all rough, but the tenacity of his nature scared you.

You shift your face left to right, up and down, he only followed and maintained contact and continued to swallow every single one of your breaths that you attempted to take in.

Running his fingers through your hair, he extends his thumb and starts to stroke your ear as he continues to trap you in his kiss.

Humming into your mouth as you moaned and whimpered, you felt the growing bulge of his length against your center as he buries it in.

You whimpered, grew wide eyed, and lifted your head, only for him to push it back down through his kiss as he pelts a hard thrust against you.

"Mmhmm...." breaking the kiss for just a moment, he tells you, "lets go ahead and rip them off. No more flying away...EVER."

"No, Ethan! not like this!"

"Be quiet and come here." his tone was soft and whispering as you begged out, trying to push against his chest.

"No...."

"I fucking said come here, or do i need to move you myself?"

Plastering kisses all over your neck and your cheek, the feeling of his bulge behind his jeans presses up against your folds, you started to feel the sensation that both, Heeseung and Ethan, were good at giving, and it was making you falter and cave in as your body began to tingle and yearn for more.

'No...please dont...dont cave into him!'

You tried to tell your body otherwise, yet it only catered to the way he was rubbing against you, touching you, kissing you, or stroking you.

"No! Stop! I dont want to."

"Mmhmm...yesssss you do...." he whispers in your ear, taking in your body's language and reaction as the affirmative. He wasn't wrong, the words coming out of your mouth was in denial, you were trying your hardest to remain headstrong but deep down you knew...you wanted more of what he was giving you.

Taking his hand, with the fingerless glove remaining on it, he reaches in between your legs and rubs his two finger tips up and down your clit.

"...Ethan..." you softly moan out.

"Yeah?" He kisses your neck, your cheek, and your ear. "What is it babydoll?" placing his lips against your cheek, he smile, forcing you to feel the stretch of his lips as he does so.

'Dont say it....dont....you'll regret it. Don't give in y/n...'

You did your best to tell yourself to hold off...to hang in there.

Burying his face into your neck, he reissues his question, with a much harsher tone.

"Baaaaaabydooooollll...." he whispers right up against your ear. "Fucking tell me."

You snapped, that did it for you.

"E-Ethan! Touch me Ethan...please...please do everything to me. Put your hands on me...please."

Your hips motions in waves, gently tapping against his pelvis. The palms you had flat against his jacket, grips the material once more only this time, you try to pull him down to you as he remained steadfast in hovering above as his forearms remained rested on the bedding beside your ears. He admires your side profile as you shift your face away and began to whimper at the feel of his hard groin whenever your hips tapped them.

Smirking at you as his lids grew heavy, shutting his eyes half way, he scoffs out and antagonizes you.

"Yeah? You want me to give it to you...dont you?"

"yes...." You whimper out, strands of your hair decorate your face as you shift your head as you expressed your desire through the motions of your body all the while you lay trapped under him.

"You want it badly, dont you?" he leans in and licks inside your ear, a soft kiss accompanies it. Taking your hand and placing it over his bulge, his face remains nuzzled against your ear.

"Y-yes!..."

"Yeah?..." he kisses your ear yet again, while simultaneously lifting your leg by the thigh, wrapping it around his waist. "Say it again."

"I want it...."

"You want me to put my dick inside you?"

"...mm...mmmhmm..." you whimper out in the affirmative as you shift your face away and relish the feeling of his lips pressing against your neck. He doesn't kiss, bite, or lick...he just remains still with his lips pressed against the soft and smoothness of your skin.

"Kay....come here, I'll fucking feed you."

Using your hand, he motions your fingers to unzip and unbotton his jeans by tapping your back palm with his fingers.

Feeding it through inside his briefs, he coaxes you to touch, grab, and stroke the warm muscle that lays dormant under the cotton material.

"Come on baby, take it out so I can feed that pussy." He hums against your ear softly with a low and deep tone. Deeper than usual.

You whimpered at the vulgarity of his words. It did something to you....it made you want more of him.

Doing as he bids, you feed the lengthy and thick muscle out, watching it bounce against your stomach as it sticks out from his jeans. Your hips never once stopped moving, you reach down and begin to stroke it as you kiss him and continue to move in waves.

Deep down, you knew that you may regret this, that he was going to spend the night teasing, mocking, and antagonizing you...but right now, it was all that you wanted.

Slightly gasping a slow and low breath against your ear, he whispers out.

"Yeeeeah...you want that inside...dont you?"

You merely moaned as he continued to speak, his voice low and hoarse, croaking at the very last bit in a very deep pitch.

"You want me to fuck a baby in you?" He grabs onto your pelvic bone and squeezes as he slightly pulls his head back and looks you square in the face. Eyes locked on with yours.

Your eyes remained hazily half shut, glistened with the gloss of moisture from intense desire and lust overwhelming your body. Admiring your exrpression, he remains propped up against his forearms, a hand comes up and strokes his chin as he peers at you from above with lazy lids, smirking against his fingers.

"Yeah? That's what you want isnt it?" His voice, was so soft and deep, it could have melted butter. Taking his index finger, with the knuckle facing towards his lips, he strokes it against his party open mouth before gently biting on it, eyeing you down as his lids grew slightly heavier. His hat remains barely covering the shine in his black iris'.

"Yes....yes I do....I do.." The lust and pulsating throbs in your core made you say it...you couldn't think or process anything, all you wanted was to get fucked by him....

Getting you from resisting, to begging for him was something that he did on purpose. He wanted you to beg and to say 'yes, I want it.'

It had nothing really to do with the courtesy of receiving consent. If angry, Ethan couldn't care less about that, especially since he claimed you, and that you belonged to him. Therefore, if he wanted you, who was to stop him? Including yourself. You'll give it to him though, he always made it worth the while. You've never felt pleasure like you had with Heeseung and his Ethan side.

The real reason behind getting you to beg for him, all accomplished by his touch, his kiss, and his bite, was so that he could use it against you later on, should you complain or get upset for whatever comes from tonight, whether its bruises, bite marks, or intense soreness.

He knew how you were, so he was going to make sure that in the case you ever opened your mouth to express the slightest bit of objection, he would have the following words ready to slap your way along with a devilish smirk...

'You said you wanted it, riiiight? I only gave you what you asked for, pretty baby. Dont you remember how much you wanted me to fuck your brains out that night? Hmm?'

Whenever he would say those words to you, it made you feel angry, yet the moment he'd touch you and kissed you again, you always catered back to openly receiving him.

'I hate how weak I am....and I hate that he knows it.'

"Mmm...." he kisses you once more. "Come here baby. Lets put a baby inside you tonight, yeah?"

You began peeling his jacket off his shoulders, eager to feel his skin coating your own.

Kneeling up as he suspends his body away from yours, he removes his clothing, all the while his shaft remained out, stiff, and resting in your hand as you gently continued to stroke it while he took off his garments.

"Keep stroking it baby." he softly urges you.

You reach up with your other hand, and alternate between each one as you take turns stroking and massaging it tenderly, one hand after another.

"Ethan....."

"I know. I'm going to." he issues, his side profile facing you as he discards his fitted t-shirt. Only his jeans remained when he leans in and kisses you.

For a moment after, he finally kneels back up, shifts over to the side off the bed, and takes off his jeans, becoming fully nude just as you were. Walking back over to the edge closest to your face, he cradles your chin and leans in to kiss you once more.

You sit up and press your body against his, his shaft poking against your stomach. It felt incredibly stiff and hard.

Little did you know, regardless of you being compliant and him being passionate with you thus far, you had made him angry, and he didn't let the moment slip to remind you of that, all because he was still mad at you.

"Just to remind you....you pissed me off tonight..really...FUCKING pissed." he grabs your neck, slightly squeezing it.

"As much as you're going to enjoy this, you're going to hate it just as well. I'm going to make sure you do." he snarls his upper lip into a twisted smirk.

"Try and leave me like that again...I dare you... see what happens, y/n. Fucking test me.'

He bit down on his lip angrily, before admitting another harsh and irritated chuckle at you with a twisted smirk.

"So...with that being said...are you ready?" he asks as he tilts his head and slightly grins at you with a sadistic and murderous gaze.

You nodded with the grip of his hand firmly remaining around your neck, his finger tips tapping against your skin as he holds onto you.

Chuckling at your displayed obedience, he merely remarks lowly.

"heh...yeeeeah...we'll see about that."

pushing you back on your back as he swiftly hovers back on top of you, the harshness of his lips kissing you as he takes your wrists, and pins them on the pillow slightly caused you to panic internally. You weren't able to submit any of your protests as he kept your lips fully engaged with his, biting down and causing a minor puncture wound on your bottom lip. The feeling of his groin hitting against your center as he remains in a non-penetrative state, taking the savoring moment to create a smacking sound to echo throughout the room, and shooting into your ear canal. You knew he did it on purpose, to make that dreaded feeling you already had, to build up more and become exaggerated. He knew that how the sound effects affected you.

Since he already knew that he got you in a state of yearning, he wanted to send off reminders that you shouldn't be looking forward to what you were asking for, enhancing the point that you messed up...big time. you heeded the reminders, and just as he wanted to accomplish, you started to regret your decision.

Keeping your wrists pinned, rather tightly at that, he places them together and latches on his large hand to wrap around both of them as they remained fixed above your head.

Reaching down with his free hand, he guides in his shaft, pressing the bulged tip in between your folds without warning, yet he doesn't immediately enter. Rubbing up and down, you feel him pressing against skin and muscle as he slides it in between the plush flesh of your lips, and adds a circular motion as he continues to rub it.

Lips locked, noses pressed on your cheek, he wasn't at all slow when he entered...not at all. Considering Ethan's vulgar sexual nature, he's never been so hasty when inserting himself, not like this anyway.

The moment you felt the intense pressure without any mercy from his entry, you gasped and raised your head, only for his face to push yours back down, smirking against the pain your mouth expressed.

"Hmmm....yeah....thats right. Fucking take it."

He scoffs out as you began to moan-no....scream... you were screaming. The sting was too much, and you felt the intense burn from the friction as he forcefully slid into you.

"Heh...i bet it's painful, isnt it?" he teases, but was sincere enough as his grip tightened around your wrist, bidding for you to answer.

"Y-yes!!" Your voice was extremely shaky.

"Hmm....good."

Sliding the remaining inches inside, he buries his groin into you deeply.

"E-Ethan! Too deep! It's too deep! please! m-more....gently....please..."

Ignoring your pleas, he doesn't respond...in fact, you would be shocked if he had even heard you, because the moment you issued your last plea, he immediately began thrusting...it was hard, fast, rough, and painful. Maybe he did hear you after all, as you felt a sense of motivation behind his rough act.

He didn't just thrusted...he slammed...he smacked...he rammed into you as hard as he could. Leveraging a swift and powerful momentum by remaining propped by the hand that pinned your wrist, along with his other planted on the bed next to you, Ethan used the gravitational force of dropping his weight after conducting each lift, plundering into you with extreme force. So hard in fact, he started to grunt and growl each time he re-entered inside.

"Heheheheh....f-fuck.....fuck you're so tight...." he grunts out in between his heavy breaths.

"How does it feel?....Y/n.....to get fucked like this?....bet you're finally realizing how much i'm ruining you, arent you? fucking pretty girl....my pretty girl."

Taking his free hand, he scoops it under your head and lifts it, forcing you to watch the act of his harsh and violent penetration into you.

"Look at it....." he gasps as he continues to breath heavily.

You immediately shifted your face away and whimpered negatively, as the sight instilled a sense of intimidation inside.

"I said fucking look at it!" his voice was harsh, stern, and forceful as he grabbed on to your hair and jolted you to face forward to watch his performance. Left with no choice, you did as he bids.

It was unsettling, yet it caused you to become more moist. The view of watching yourself getting owned by your man was both pleasing and displeasing. YOu felt conflicted as your emotional mind tried to remain strong and true, yet your body, your muscles, your blood, and your bones were weakened with pleasure and pain that made your voice reach a pitch higher than you've ever known.

"Yeah...watch me feed you.....see how tight you're wrapped around me? see it?"

"I....I see it...."

His thrust continued on and on. After succumbing to orgasm four times, you started to feel the effects of overstimulation, yet Ethan, took on great pleasure to withhold himself from cumming. Each time he came close, he purposely slowed his pace just so he could calm his shaft, only to come back with a vengance and fuck you more...and harder.

Your body couldn't produce anymore moisture, you started to feel yourself tearing as the friction of his skin rubbing against yours caused you to squim and scream in pain.

You begged and begged, yet he wouldn't stop. He kept going, for God knows how long.

Finally the moment you had been waiting for, so much that you began to stream out tears of relief when he finally groaned out.

"Uhhhh...FUCK....i'm gonna cum..." He buries his face against your ear, with his lips latched onto your neck.

"Pl-please...please cum already.....cum...." at this point, you would have given anything for him to be done, even if it meant him releasing withheld loads inside your walls.

Roaring into your ear, he made sure you heard and felt every hot breath as he filled you up with his essence.

He remained laying on top of you, breathing deeply against your ear as he once again pins your wrists down.

"Ugh....ugh.....ugh......ugh....." Grunting his moans inside your canal, he makes sure that you heard every last bit of his gasps so that you knew he had put everything inside you.

You feel his fingers gripping tightly around your wrists.

"Pleease....please let me go now.....you got what you wanted..." you plead as you started to sob from the soreness as he remained inside you, throbbing, pulsating, twitching, and tapping against your walls.

When suddenly you felt the bounce and vibration of his body tapping against yours as he laughs...

He.....was.....laughing...

"Ughhhhhh.....fuck y/n...." he slowly lifts his face away from your neck as he looks you directly in the eyes.

"Did you forget about me?"

'Heeseung....'

You feel his groin slowly committing thrusts into you, as his dick remained inside and begins to re-harden against your walls.

"Heeseung! Stop! No-no more!"

"Shhh..shh shhh shhh..."

"No! Heeseung please!"

"Fuck baby you're making me hard again."

"No!!"

You lost count at how many times he and Ethan took turns alternating between their two faces, fucking you relentlessly. You were reminded of your mistake after that night, from feeling the intensity of their wrath by being sore and in pain for nearly three days after the fact.

But more importantly....

The biggest reminder...was when you heard the words....

"Ah! there it is! you see that? That's the heartbeat."

The doctor states as the nurse holds your hands gleefully.

"Oh congratulations!"

"Yes, i would say about four to five weeks. Congratulations Mrs. Lee."

Heeseung stood off to the side with his arms crossed, his back leaned up against the wall as he smiled with wide eyes towards the screen displaying the ultrasound. The nurse that held your hand stood by his side and patted his back, also congratulating him.

"We'll leave you to get dressed, once you're finished we'll be back to give you the paperwork and your next set of appointments." the doctor states as he and the nurse took their leave.

Remaining still, you sat up on the care bed, staring at your partially exposed legs...you felt like crying.

Yet, the moment you heard him take a step or two towards you, you snapped out of your emotional state.

"Hmph..." he remained standing with his arms crossed, his cap hovering his eyes as he stares down at you with a heavy lidded gaze. He takes your chin and delicately cradles it with his fingers, making you look up at him. His thumb extends upwards to stroke the corner of your mouth.

"Now, tell me that you're happy."

".....I'm....happy."

"Now say it like you mean it..."

"I'm....very happy...really happy."

"And? What else are you supposed to say?" He raises a brow at you as he tilts his head slightly, still peering at you from above, all high and mighty as he tenderly strokes your lips with the pad of his thumb. A faint twisted smirk appearing on his half Heeseung and half Ethan face.

"....Thank you....for giving me...my baby."

Leaning in, he kisses you on the cheek so tenderly and passionately, before whispering against your lips.

"Good girl."

Authors Note: Well goddamn Heethan.....you know the man is actually super nice and rational...but God help us when you piss him off...like legitimately piss him off. not that kiddy shit like in the smaus lol. but yeah....part 2 to the original "His Love..." drabble.

Tomorrow i'll post the adjusted piece of the AR (same drabble) where y/n actually successfully leaves the country and another man comes intot eh scene. that one isnt going to be so pretty yall. hope you're prepared.

#heeseung x reader #heeseung smut #heeseung scenarios #heeseung hard hours #enha x reader #heeseung hard thoughts #heeseung fanfic #enhypen smut #enhypen hard hours #enha heeseung #kpop smut

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docwritesshit · 9 months

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so i just got this surgery (wisdom tooth removed) and i’m spending my rest by consuming lmk content so… can you do hcs for macaque and wukong taking care of a s/o who is resting because of the surgery and it’s anesthetized on the mouth? they are talking in a funny way because of it and their face is like 🥴 LMAO they can’t really do anything besides resting

Ooooooooo

Yeah this is why when I eventually get my wisdom teeth removed I'm gonna only be with my closest friend lol

Anyways!

Wukong and Macaque taking care of anesthetized SO!

So this is very fun to watch for them

You are babblng all over the place, going from kissing them to refusing to touch them cause they aren't your bfs until they remind you they are

All in all it's very fun

They have had to drag you back to bed so you can rest because you keep getting up to follow them

Eventually they put on a show in your laptop and you're mesmerized, and that's when they start cooking you soup to help you feel better

Wukong is the one giving you all the cuddles and kisses you can ask for

He's basking in this and trust me, he's taking plenty of pics and one is used as his wall paper

Macaque is the one to coax you back to bed and fetching you blankets and stuffies cause let's be honest

Mans can't sit still nor straight

So he's the one cleaning everything and Wukong helps him with the cooking once your occupied

And the faces you make are the most adorable to them

Be prepared to come home one day to a collage of you after surgery, where they are cooing at how cute you look and all that

And your voice is sooooooooo cute

They have lots of videos and quotes of things you said

Which they will use as blackmail 100%

But after everything, you all just lye down and cuddle as you all fall asleep

Which took awhile cause you were still trying to get out of bed until Wukong summoned clones to hold you down for even more cuddles lol

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk x reader #lmk sun wukong #shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong x reader #lmk macaque x reader #lmk monkey king #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque

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crimswnred · 3 months

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I've just gotten back home from work so I'm a little late to the party, however...

LITG SEASON 8: TEMPTING FATE — VOLUME 2: thoughts, concerns and prayers

first of all yesss more hair booooo paywall, fusebox get it together??? (at least they are pretty but again that's the bare minimum)

anyway, here's my girl with her new hair

why do all of the girls' nightwear look like I'm on a strip club and they're asking me if I want something to drink

it's so over for you Theo

honestly she's too good for him anyway

okay kiss challenge!!!! let me snog everyone

I don't want any more of that "peck" crap we want FULL ON SNOGS, TONGUE AND CHAOS

Jin: "Nap, then results?" Hamish would be so proud of him

okay, so you rate me EIGHT just so I feel like I have to pay to have one extra kiss, your game is a dirty as ever Fusebox

date time!!!! going with Jin ❤️

LMAO Jack is kinda funny

so sad to see a baddie doing too much to keep a man in love island 💔 Luna I'm so sorry you didn't deserve it your only crime was being coupled up with the one guy I want

oh. so about the terrace scene...

first of all, super sweet gem scene. it seemed like a super important one for it to be a gem scene though. so idk I'm a bit lost.

Jin is a walking red flag 😭 this boy is soooo gonna flip on me when the next hot girl shows up!! but let's enjoy the ride

and Luna... girl... was it ever that serious?

the award for worst outfit design goes to 👇

and the one for BEST outfit design goes to 👇

like wow wowza mmmhmm yeah! this man is hot hot HOT 🔥🔥🔥

I had to kiss him HE IS SO FINEEEEEEEEEEE

oh, Jack is kinda sweet... if he looked more like Lewie/Alex he would be favourite boy of the season for sureeee

keep the compliments coming, darling

I had to kiss him too. you know, to be polite.

but it was just a peck, tho

okay, NOW JIN!!!

having a spicy conversation with the guy I want to fuck and his currently girl isn't how I planned to spend my afternoon but here we go

"You're adventurous. You're fun to be around. And you'd make every sight even more beautiful", "Okay. Where's the punch line?", "There isn't one :)" OKAY GAG ME WITH THE WRITING

FUNNY BOY WHO'S A HISYORY NERD? OH OKAY!!!! BIG T??? NO IT'S BIG J!!!!!! JIMOTHY!!!

lmao Sophie mixing the boys up she's so me

Claudia is a real one let me tell you that

she's nice, she doesn't force herself upon us, she's polite, she give us all the tea, and she even help us to graft on the boys behind their girls' backs. like, THAT'S MY GIRL

and if Theo doesn't step up she will DEFINITELY be mine

TIME TO PICK MY BOY LET'S GOOOOOOOO

so sad to see Luna go, I really like her :/

lmao???????????

I TAKE BACK EVERY GOOD THING I SAID ABOUT JACK WTFFFF 😭😭😭😭

he was so out of pocket ?? what's your deal man, are you jealous I picked Jin instead of you? we kissed ONCE. be sooooooooo for real rn

okay Sophie you can join your boy in this bullshit he still cheated on you with me when you weren't looking (and he probably would do it again)

no. I won't forgive you?? you were basically calling me a whore back then and now you are SORRY? don't say something you'll regret later that's not cute.

and he's supposed to be serious?

anyway, stressful night over. time to go to bed with my babygirl Jin

BITS BITS BITS BITS

29 gems to go all the way? what is this?

they could've make the scene a little longer but they have gotten way better ever since the writers dropped the word crescendo

MR TYLER WHO ARE YOU?

still not 100% sure if I'm going with Jin or Oakley but I'm leaning towards Jin, I'm not gonna lie 😁 I did some stuff that will fuck me over on movie night if fusebox finally learnt how to code (which they prolly didn't so I guess I'm safe)

I really enjoyed this episode except for the part when Jack and Sophie went full on villain mode but if the narrative made sense all of the time it wouldn't be LITG, right?

anyway, let's see what this Tyler guy is about... see you all next week 🫶

#litg #love island the game #litg tempting fate #litg s8 #bia plays s8 #anyways #hiii tyler

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idunnowhattowriteheretbh · 23 days

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Hello uh- I may have a bit of a Bear brainrot-

Sooooooooo I drew few doodles-

A bit sleepy rn (it's 22:22 rn as I'm writing this lmao) so there's probably gonna be few typos lmao (22:31 post finished now I'm going to sleep)

I'm just gonna hope it's not gonna post twice

:P +brain empty

Another :P but smol Bear version

I guess arson skkskksksk (I think I'm funny)

Uh oh- seems like someone pissed off Bear! (autocorrect please stop trying to change into passed-) I also experimented with lightning without ref lmao

The claws were fun to draw

Not finished one but uh Bear with axe cuz why not I wanna share cuz doodle (also ignore how that one hand looks so goofy I didn't notice it before-)

@beartitled :3c

Augh my eyes hurt- anyway imma drop some tags in here and probably add more after I wake up lmao

Yep I'm too tired to write anything els lmao

Time to sleep lol imma leave the anxiety for future Amari /silly

#lmao #i need sleep #my art #hehe #doodles #weeeeeeeeeee #digital art #not my oc #not my sona #artists on tumblr #amari art #alr time to sleep and I'll add more things later :D

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hotchs-big-hands · 8 months

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can i rant for bit cuz ugh why do all the men on dating apps suck?? i hate how some men really seem to fetishize plus size women. like when you're trying to talk with them and all they wanna talk about is sexual stuff from the get go 😡😤 like hello?!? im more than just my body?? ive never even met you dude. ive got a personality, interests, etc. like do these men think they're doing plus size women a favor by aggressively sexualizing them?

it honestly sucks so much. so in order to cope I've been fantasing about hotch 😏

like imagine dbf!hotch where he overhears you ranting about dating and the men on the apps and later tries to talk to you about it. he'd tell you that they're all boys and you need a man.after hearing how upset and objectified you feel he'd probably decide to actively pursue you. especially if you've had a will they-wont they thing going on.

i just really want him to seduce me and give me a reason to delete all my dating apps

❤️‍🔥

I'm so sorry this is so late but girlie I feel this so hard. I legit gave up on dating apps cuz it was just "let me see how big your tits are" "😜 wanna meet up and fuck?" Even if your profile says you're not looking for that, youre looking to date! I thought at one point I found someone who was chill and wanted to just go on a date but then 🧍 well, we won't get into that. All in all, ppl need to stop fucking fetishising fat ppl. It's dehumanising. Do we want to be desired sexually? Absolutely. But not just that tho. We want to be loved and accepted for who we are and how we look. I really hope that you do eventually find someone who doesn't just see you as a sex object, ❤️‍🔥 anon because you deserve it 💖💖

Dbf!Aaron Hotchner is sooooooooo🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 OOOOOGH

He is fucking PISSED knowing you're being treated like this on dating apps. He thinks it's fucking disgusting that people see you as nothing but a fetish. He fucking adores you. He thinks you're funny, sweet, beautiful, kind and well, of course he thinks you're fucking sexy too. But knowing you're trying to deal with all this shit makes him angry.

So he does whatever he can to show that he's, first of all, into you very much so. But also that hes not after you just for "having a good fuck with a thicc girl". The thought of people treating you as less than human, just sexual organs because of your curves makes him fucking sickened. Man starts to rly make an effort to show he is interested in you. He tries even harder to make you smile and laugh, treats you to stuff, is extremely attentive if you ever vent to him. And he can see it's working, you've got a pep in your step, and you always have that adorable shy smile on your face whenever he talks to you or looks at you. Big fan of fixing a stand of your hair.

One day something changes, you come to him upset and frustrated and you show him the dating app. You vent about it to him all about the disingenuous guys on there only seeing you as a thicc chick to fuck so they can tick it off their bucket list. And so he hugs you close, kissing the top of your head and says he can't stand to see you so upset anymore. But he has something to say that could help.

You pull away, confused. And he's looking at you with so much tenderness your heart tightens. He smiles, brushing a stray tear from your cheek.

"Sweetheart, those stupid boys don't know what they're doing. They don't know how to treat a woman, how to make her feel loved and cared for and seen as more than just their body type. I... I want to know if you'll have me. Accept me to show you how you deserve to be treated."

You can barely string words together, it's cute. But he sees more tears again and he panics, thinking he's gone too far.

"I'm sorry, this was not appropriate. I-"

"Yes.. I- yes, I want you." You interrupt him. It makes him pause, staring at you for a moment as he studies your expression. You glance away, feeling shy again. "I only started using dating apps because I didn't think I'd ever get to be with you, Aaron..."

Oh, oh sweetheart. His heart is soaring and he pulls you close for a tight hug, swaying you gently.

"Sweetheart, you have me. I'm yours."

Needless to say you freed up a lotttttt of space on your phone getting rid of all the dating apps 🥰 plenty of storage for the incoming pics you and Aaron will take together from this point forward.

#❤️‍🔥 anon #aaron hotchner x reader #💌 ah asks

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