Martyn took gasping breaths, unable to get enough air in his lungs, relishing in the sensation of the air entering and leaving him, with no blockage preventing him from doing so. In no time, his breathing was back to normal, the only thing remaining of his panic being his racing heart, shaking hands, and the memory of blood coating his body.

This was a first, Martyn noted, as he properly began to recall his dream. He was never usually able to remember, the terrors fleeing as quickly as they came, preferring to curse him with the slightest glimpses rather than the full thing.

But now, Martyn could so clearly remember the cold. Could remember how it felt to die, how it felt as he watched everything crumble around him.

Martyn dreams of winter.

Written for @treebarkweek Day 1: Frost

(Read on Ao3!)

[ FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION ]

I blame Martyn Inthelittlewood

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Heard some rumors about a new life series soon👀👀

the duality between mumbo, who has been on hermitcraft with etho for almost a decade, admitting he's still nervous and intimidated by him because he thinks etho's so cool, versus gem, who joined last season and is calling him pathetic to his face

this scene was so funny

Teeny Tiny Team Ties

Secret Life Session #1: Number of hearts & hearts gifted

edit (Oct 26th): Added an image description at the bottom of the post. Future posts will include image descriptions.

[ID: A graphic that is divided into four separate images. The first three images are captioned "Number of hearts" and display the head of each player's minecraft skin and their respective amount of hearts. Grian, Cleo, Scott, Impulse, Etho and Gem each have 30; Lizzie has 29.5; Bdubs has 29; Pearl and Mumbo have 28; Skizz has 25; Bigb has 24.5; Tango and Scar have 22.5; Joel has 21; Jimmy has 17.5 and Martyn has 15.5 hearts. The fourth image is captioned "Hearts gifted" and shows the head of each player's skin followed by an arrow that points the that of another, indicating the gifting of hearts. Pearl gifted their heart to Etho; Impulse, Skizz and Scott gifted their hearts to Gem; Tango gifted their heart to Joel; Gem gifted theirs to Impulse; Grian gifted theirs to Mumbo; Etho, Lizzie and Jimmy gifted theirs to Pearl; Mumbo gifted theirs to Scar; Bigb gifted theirs to Skizz; Martyn gifted theirs to Jimmy; Cleo and Joel gifted theirs to Tango and Bdubs gifted theirs to Martyn. Scar did not gift a heart. End ID]

Don't ask...

i’ll be back

found this in my notes

ANOTHER ROUND OF CRAZINESS! ANOTHER SEASON OF ALWAYS WATCHING

my rancher!!!

Can't believe the finalists in real life were the divorce quartet plus Pearl’s new wife

Cause' two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Last moments of friendship before the beginning of the end,

I want Cleo to win Secret life so bad but also it would be really funny if Pearl permakills her again, two is a coincidence three is a curse you might say.

Kind of a part 2

in honor of easter, @apollothetransboy and i present the hit new life series season:

Jesus Life

(as made by a christian and a catholic. guys it’s fine)

Mechanics include!

• two lives. you get one respawn, but you must wait three in game days to use it- or for extra challenge mode, three sessions

• the only food you can eat is bread. to gain the golden apple effect, you must drink a potion of wine. if you find fish, you can infinitely dupe them and eat them, but there are only two on the whole server! good luck

• new weapon: nail gun

• new server member: fWhip. like whips. he has admin and can smite players for half their health whenever he wants

• instead of a boogeyman, every session a judas is chosen. this judas must betray a member of their alliance. if they succeed, they get 30 iron ingots. if they fail, fwhip smites them

• the alliances are named after different sects of christianity/catholicism

skizz dies first, because rule of three. dies three days in, respawns in three days, dies three days later. angel boy is the first victim of Jesus Life.

cleo gets third place because she’s used to coming back. yknow. zombie. martyn gets fourth because she punches him off a cliff. Three seasons later! three continues to shine

joel wins by getting judas and betraying rendog. this is because that man keeps making organized religion in servers i think he can win Jesus Life. this is added to by the fact that apparently rendog is Jesus Christ so it would be judas betraying Jesus. thank you for coming to my TED Talk

And it was your heart on the line

I really fucked it up this time

Didn’t I my dear? Didn’t I?