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the-obnoxious-sibling · 6 months

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Anon from this ask!

I’m so glad I decided to send that ask to you. You’re so right.

But I must admit my “But I wonder what he would think if he knew the real reason why Buggy left him?” Was worded wrong, I’m sorry English is not my first language and I have troubles with expressing myself. What I meant is if that knowledge would change shanks view right now, like he founds out the reason. I wonder if he would be less accepting of buggy just choosing his way vs knowing he broke his heart

But your answer made me wonder so much about everything. I wonder if anyone in shanks crew knows about why he waited so long. And exactly what you pointed out. How would Buggy react to “actually I NEED to wait”.

WHY THEY CAN’T JUST TALK GOD DAMMIT

hello again, anon! (i have been wondering how many of you are unique vs returning askers! it's nice to know at least one of you has come back for more~)

please don't feel any need to apologize for your english! i was the one who misunderstood that you meant shanks learning the truth now, not shanks being told the truth at the time. that’s on me!

so. shanks as he is now—thirty-nine, an emperor of the sea, boss of a good ship and crew, protector-captain of a massive fleet, finally going after the one piece—learns that the reason the first person he asked to sail with him refused was because shanks didn’t want to go after the one piece when he was fifteen.

would shanks think differently of buggy for feeling rejected by shanks’ decision, and not sincerely wanting to go his own way? i think he must! if your best friend leaves because they have their own plans that don’t involve you, that’s one thing… if they leave because you failed to live up to their (unspoken!) expectations of you, that’s quite another!

thinking about it like that, i wonder if shanks might be mad, or disappointed, to learn that buggy left because shanks wasn’t the person buggy had been imagining him to be. because on one hand: shanks isn’t responsible for the shanks buggy made up inside his head! he isn’t beholden to the way buggy thought that false shanks would act, or the things buggy imagined he believes. that’s on buggy! and on the other: if the person you thought knew you best can misjudge you so badly they run away from the real you… it must shed a dim light on your whole relationship.

…but maybe it’s been long enough that it would just make him sad. it’s a decades-old hurt by now, and with the way shanks dislikes and avoids conflict there’s no way he keeps grudges or clings to hurt feelings. so it might just be a passing feeling of sadness—ah, so even buggy thought too highly of me, huh?

i think benn beckman must know at least a bit of shanks’ plans. that’s his first mate, after all! there has to be trust there, or the whole crew falls apart! as for the rest of the red-haired pirates… i don’t think we know them well enough to say whether any of them would need truth to offer trust. i suspect most of them don't, that they trust shanks unconditionally, and will follow his lead wherever it takes them.

and buggy… i don’t think he wants to trust shanks, but for a long time trusting shanks was as easy as breathing, so it's a hard habit to break. (though shanks makes it easier the more he betrays that trust, however good his motives or minor the deception.) i think if shanks had said, back in roguetown, that they needed to wait, buggy would have whined and complained and begged shanks to reconsider, but he would’ve gone along with it. if buggy found out about that now, i think he’d snap that you could have just said so back then! stupid shanks, didn't you trust me?!

to which the answering silence must be a new flavor of the old heartbreak, because no, apparently he did not.

#asked and answered #this took an age because i kept trying to find a way to end this post that wasn’t on a bleak sad note. i failed 🙃#sorry anon! hope you weren’t expecting a happy answer to this one #anyway thinking about sacrifice in op. giving up your life for love. your body for the next generation. your pride for your friend’s sake.#buggy doesn’t appreciate that kind of sacrifice. i think we have a pretty good sense for why that is by now.#and i don’t think shanks would appreciate the kind of sacrifice buggy tried to make for him.#‘your dreams are the whole point! how can you put anything before that?!’ ← something like that.#one piece #shuggy #shanks #buggy #*the shuggy roguetown breakup #*abandoned dreams #*shuggy miscommunication #*types of sacrifice #*shanks hides his feelings

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drippingviolets3 · 3 months

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Sooooo, a lot has been happening with me recently and since I might be sick (and desperately need my medication adjusted-) I’m going to do a part two to that one thing where I rated danganronpa characters based on how they would comfort me after that one instance where I got bullied for being 💅

Hajime: 6/10: His free time events low key make me want to strangle him sometimes for his attitude, and I’m STILL traumatized by that one nut scene, but he’d still do more then the bare minimum despite being awkward about it.

Chiaki: 6/10: I know she would never say this, but for some reason she’s giving me Zuko’s “Thats rough buddy” response from ATLA 😭. I don’t think I would be able to tell if she’s actually listening or caring, so I’d be discouraged, but Chiaki would definitely try to find some way to distract me.

Nagito: -10/10: Mf would deadass look me in the eye and tell me it was a necessary stepping stone to achieve the brightest hope or some shit he can gtfo.

Twogami: 8/10: For the sake of staying in character he would pat me on the back with a broom, but would definitely have some words of wisdom to share with me, maybe share his food, idk.

Teruteru: 7/10: Here me out, since Teru is canonically bisexual, coming from one queer to another, he’d know when to drop the pervert shit and actually help. His advice would be shit but hey at least he’d make me something to eat.

Mahiru: 3/10: I can’t stand this bitch I gotta be real with y’all 💀. While she would agree that it was bad and such, she’d still get onto me for how I reacted and tell me to stop crying. We know she doesn’t really do anything to stop bullying so she’ll just do slightly below the bare minimum and dip.

Peko: 12/10: MY. WIFE. Okay I might be biased but I do think she’d just slowly draw her sword out to kill the mfs but would retract it the moment someone said “Peko, no.” Would she know how to comfort me? Probably not. But will she make sure that karma is delivered and that it hurts like a bitch? 100% yes.

Ibuki: 5/10: I think she’d also canonically queer, but she’s obnoxious and is weird in a way that kinda feels forced to me tbh? Idk how else to describe it, but I do know that while she would do her best to help, she’s not the person I want to be around in that kind of mess.

Hiyoko: 4/10: It depends on if we’re friends or not. If we were she’d probably tear the bullies a new one before promptly getting curb stomped, or she’d just make fun of me and tell me to get over it 💀.

Mikan: 2/10: She’ll want to help but would probably make it worse by tripping, crying, and apologizing.

Nekomaru: 9/10: He’d be such a dad about it, give the bullies a firm talking to and maybe yell at them if they catch an attitude. Overall he’d be bodyguarding me around that bitch 24/7

Gundham: 7/10: He’d give me a hamster to hold and would go off on one of his tangents about being a demon lord and how he’s make them burn in hellfire and shower the underworld in brimstone, but I won’t be paying attention because I’m holding a hamster and that makes life better 💞

Akane: 5/10: Similar to “Peko, no” but instead it’s like swiper the fox where you gotta scream “AKANE NO!” Three times in a row to prevent her from going on a rampage.

Sonia: 6/10: The sweetest and gentlest thing omllll 💞💞💞. She’d make sure I’m in a safe mental space so I won’t hurt myself and brings me pillows and blankets and such. But if she gets really pissed, home girl will deadass threaten the group to leave me alone. If they catch an attitude they’re gonna have to throw hands with her whole fucking country (and it is mentioned that everyone in her country learn how to work army machinery in elementary school so 💀)

Kazuichi: 5/10: I don’t know if he knows what a bisexual is 😭. He’d try to support me but his confusion would be so evident that it somehow makes me laugh enough to where I’m less sad.

Fuyuhiko: 20/10: This man has access to an entire fucking yakuza and you think that bitch will get out unscathed? He isn’t good with words, but actions speak louder than words so he gets straight to work. By the next day that bitch would be in the hospital and get PTSD by looking at babies, knowing it was a baby gangster who knocked her teeth out

#danganronpa goodbye despair #sdr2 goodbye despair #sdr2 #kazuichi soda #hajime hinata #sonia nevermind #chiaki nanami #byakuya twogami #teruteru hanamura #mahiru koizumi #peko pekoyama #mikan tsumiki #ibuki mioda #hiyoko saionji #gundham tanaka #nekomaru nidai #nagito komaeda #akane owari #fuyuhiko kuzuryu

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alittlebitofrainbyyourside · 1 month

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I think one thing a lot of the Laois/Toshiro conversation is missing is that like....

Just because someone who is currently upset lists off a series of rather small things that they hated.... doesn't mean they've always hated those things.

Or viewed them through that lense.

Right now a specific person in my Real Life is on my shit list. There is a very Real problem that they are making worse, they are 100% taking advantage of me and my willingness to make shit work when I have to. To be at my most venomous, I'd rather she just fucking steal from me because at least thieves recognize they're doing something wrong. Even if they justify it to themselves.

I don't feel like I can say anything because she's in a bad spot. I don't feel like I can say anything because I don't actually think saying something would change anything.

Which means that for weeks I have become an increasingly stewing ball of hate around everything dealing with her. I have drank the haterade. The way she breathes fucking annoys me right now. I have regularly in the last few weeks gone on rants about her to third parties about how much I despise her. How I think she's selfish. How she's my least favorite kind of social justice person- the kind that has all the theory right but doesn't actually give a single fuck about people in her life if it might inconvience her. How she thinks she's smarter than she is. How she's obnoxious.

Anything and everything she does is fair game right now to set me off. And it is all equal fodder in rants.

Except.... I don't actually care about 99% of it. 99% of it, if it weren't for the Actual Problem Between Us- would at worst gain an eye roll. Maybe on a bad day some of it would be genuinely annoying but I know that on average? It's shit I don't care about.

And I know that should the situation fix itself... and I'll be honest with you, not currently hopeful it will...

That I will go back to not caring about those things. Some of them I'm probably even fond of at times though the veil of agitation means I can't see that right now.

And like... I think there's a big chance that's the case with Toshiro and Laois too. That like, shit he maybe mildly finds annoying got thrown out there with a mix of things he actually disliked because he was pushed to the fucking edge. He hadn't eaten, he hadn't slept, and the woman he loves- who he went down into the dungeon to try and save- was saved... in a way that puts her in danger.

Thats Hella dysregulating. That is a 'I'm so upset that I'm going to throw everything in with the kitchen sink' situation of needing to vent and let it all out.

And idk I just think it's so important to remember that when people are pushed to the edge and snap... it's not necessarily the most honest version of themselves talking.

It's so weird to me that we view it that way societally.

And I think that's important to remember of our past, and our friends too.

When I have a migraine, I find my wife's singing annoying. I'm the kind of person who just... clamps my hands over my ears when I'm low on spoons and she understands... but if I were a different kind of person? There are worlds out there where a version of me would probably say something mean about her not knowing how to sing or to snap some shit about like 'why do you always have to be doing that? Do you just love the sound of your own voice?'

I know people like that. I used to find them so unbearably hypocritical. But I realize now they were just... dysregulated humans. They weren't being more honest when they were at their meanest, they were interpreting the world and their memories through that agitation and dysregulation.

That's my statement. Don't let someone's irritation and dysregularion be taken as facts. In life and in fiction.

#and before anyone worries they are the person on my shit list #if we dont know each other in the meat space- its not even a possibility #this was rambly and disorganized but i stand by my main point #people are not at their most honest when theyre dysregulated #and its really fucking weird to act like it #and i stand by it for those characters #and im excited to see what is to come for them

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lovelylovelyartist · 1 year

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Thoughts on Pokemon: Violet So Far

OKAY. I'm a good chunk of the way into the game I think, so I share some thoughts:

School, okay, interesting premise! Something different for sure.

Actually fuck this I hate having a school uniform GIVE ME CLOTHING OR GIVE ME DEATH FUCK YOU DONT FORCE A BUCKET HAT ON ME >:V

Oooooh I love the concept of being able to take classes, this is neat! and I love all of the designs of the teachers so far! (except for the art teacher, hes a tool.)

I Love Miraidon??? They are Babey!

wait a fucking second, Me Ride On.... NINTENDO CMON MAN

I can say beyond shadow of a doubt. Nemona wouldve been my Gay Awakening if I'd played this as a kid.

Professor's kid is a fucking dick, fuck this jerk :/

The open world is dangerous for me omg. I'm never going to finish this game. Oh the ADHD. Oh no. Theres so many options.

Terazlizing is kind of dumb, I could go without. Why do pokemon games feel like they need some kind of battle gimmick instead of leaning on its own lorels? its a strong series, its been strong for a pretty long time, make the shit thats THERE strong instead of choosing a dumb new gimmick every new generation.

Interesting, it feels like this region has a lot of Gen2! Gen2 is my favorite so I'm definitely not complaining.

I actually love most of these new pokemon designs, they're all pretty cute. the lil dumbo octopus one is so cute!!!

interesting, this game is really incentivizing pokedex completion. I feel like I'm a good 3/4 of the way through the pokedex without doing a lot of work. most evolved forms seem available in the wild, sometimes right next to previous forms.

an additional form of currency is interesting, a way of opening up a lot more options for buying is handy for stuff like clothing (WHICH ARE ALL LACKLUSTER SO FAR >:V )

the focus on food is kind of strange, since it doesnt feel like its been explained very well at thispoint (Tbf I'm about 3 badges in so far)

Idk my feelings on the Picnicking mechanic... I really liked Sword/Shield's curry stuff, where it was more interactive and also had a better mechanic for like... playing and hanging out with your pokemon. IDK maybe I'm being nitpicky but I liked that lol

the eggs mechanic is kind of obnoxious as well, maybe I just havent gotten it pinned down to a science but it's random and a bit frustrating.

initial thoughts at least, I'll post more as I keep playing. this seems like its a lot of complaint but I'm having a great time lol

#psv playthrough #the artist plays #the artist has spoken #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet

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drundertalescum · 3 years

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The Scene With Undyne Sitting Across The Table From You: An Analysis

So Undyne lied to Papyrus. She led him on about the Guard, and she wasn’t honest with him. She didn’t actually train him. She was never going to let him in the guard.

We all know this.

I think something that people don’t think about, though, is the rest of that conversation, and Why she handled that situation the way she did. This is something I have fallen into a lot, too, because Papyrus is my favorite and I have a bad habit of focusing on him… but I think I wanna explore this from Undyne’s point of view instead.

Because it’s really interesting, isn’t it?

Throughout the game, Undyne is otherwise portrayed as being as empathetic as she is direct. There is no problem that she can’t suplex or headbutt! She’ll eat a rock! She’ll fight the sun! But she won’t tell Papyrus she can’t let him into the guard.

A lot of the time, I think we read this conversation as being revealing of who Papyrus is. It gets used a lot as fuel to infantilize him. In fact, seeing something about that is actually why I wanted to write this. Additionally, this conversation where she reveals this is where she tells us about Asgore’s sadness, his fatherly tendencies and his strength and his nature beyond being the not-so-final boss.

[Image Description: Undyne is sitting across the table from you. You’re in her house. The window’s been smashed, and the table, too, with a spear sticking out of it, and she’s left some things on the stove and theres just a sword in the middle of her floor, but it’s calm for now. Various things are left on her counter. You’re both drinking tea.]

But this is Undyne’s conversation on Undyne’s hangout and this conversation is meant to make us understand Undyne.

So, here’s my take:

I think Undyne is not good with emotions beyond the obvious, and she uses others and their experiences and emotions as examples and ways to understand and work through her own emotions and complicated, shifting thoughts. She’s not gonna tell a human kid her anxieties, because thats not the kind of person she is. She’s direct whenever she can be, but these are not matters she can be direct with. She’s a fighter, not a philosopher.

She starts this conversation by telling you you remind her of Asgore, because...

[Image Description: Undyne is sitting across the table from you. She’s throwing her head back laughing at you, probably obnoxiously. She says “You’re both TOTAL weenies!!!” with three exclamation points, and “total” in all caps.]

She calls Asgore a TOTAL WEENIE, then relents, and says he’s not a weenie all of the time. That’s when she tells us the story of how she tried to beat him up when she was little, to prove she was the strongest, and how that leads her to become his apprentice, and how she eventually knocked him down.

[Image Description: Undyne is sitting across the table from you. Her eyes are closed, her head is bowed. She says “I felt… bad.”]

She felt bad.

Undyne is expressing with that that she used to value strength above all else, and viewed the world through that very narrow lens. She’s surpassed Asgore, at least in one match, and that should have been a victory for her, but instead the situation lead to an emotion she hadn’t expected: She felt bad. And Asgore was so proud of her.

And then she tells us about Papyrus, and this is the same thought as the other story, because she’s expressing that the role she’s taken on as Head of the Royal Guard is her graduating to a leadership position like Asgore’s.

[Image Description: Undyne is sitting across the table from you. She says “So I’m the one who gets to train dorks to fight!” She’s throwing her head back laughing. Not at you this time.]

She introduces Papyrus to this story then, and starts with saying she doesn’t know if she could ever let him in.

I think an important phrasing there is that she doesn’t know. This is not a solid open and shut decision. She hesitates and stumbles over this admission. She does not know if she’s going to let him in. She doesn’t think she is, but she doesn’t know.

She’s stuck. I know you could say this is just a matter of phrasing, and might not seem significant, but the way she stumbles over explaining herself, its like she’s trying to work out right now exactly why she won’t let him in. And she’s maybe only realizing now that the answer was always going to be no.

[Image Description: Undyne is sitting across the table from you. She says “I mean, it’s not that he’s weak.” She’s grinning... but she’s sweating it out a little.]

[Image Description: Undyne is sitting across the table from you. She says “He’s actually pretty freaking tough!” Her eyes bulge with passion! ]

She’s quick to say its not that he’s weak, and that he’s pretty freaking tough - really strong praise from Undyne, who just called you and the King of All Monsters total weenies - and then she starts talking about how he’s too innocent and nice! And how he was supposed to capture you, but ended up being friends with you instead!!!

And… again, a lot of people are quick to read this as a flaw in Papyrus. A fully literal assessment of him by Undyne. But is it?

There is a reason she’s telling you this.

There’s a reason she’s emphasizing this to you: Look where she is right now.

[Image Description: Undyne is sitting across the table from you.]

She was supposed to capture you.

But instead, she’s making friends with you.

If this is a flaw in Papyrus, this scene is her admitting to herself and to you, that this is a flaw that exists in her too.

But also, this scene, with her stumbling over herself talking about weakness, strength, weenies, not weenies… is her also realizing, through Papyrus, through Asgore through you:

This was never a flaw at all.

She’s different than Papyrus. She goes harder. She’s more willing to kill you. She’s more willing to push forward. But this scene is her coming to terms with a hesitation she’s been struggling with, a bad feeling when she finally makes her opponent fall, an urge she doesn’t seem to have fully thought through to teach Papyrus something else. This wasn’t a long term plan. There was no long term plan. She doesn’t know if she can ever let him in. She’s trying to delay having to make that decision, because she doesn’t fully understand the decision, or at least she didn’t until right now, sitting down across from the enemy and sharing something she’s always shared with someone she very much cares about.

Undyne didn’t know how to deal with the fact that she might not want to go to war after all, until the very moment that became an option. It was abstract before. It was easy before. But she’s had her doubts and finally now she understands them. And she’s trying to express this to you now at the same time as she’s trying to understand it.

And now that all this is out of the way and she can stop thinking about it, she’s going to work on befriending you AS HARD AS SHE CAN!!!

[Image Description: Undyne is no longer sitting across the table from you. She has lept onto the counter behind her, and knocked everything to the floor. She’s thrown her head back and is grinning widely, challenging you to cook with her! “Fuhuhu!!! Afraid!?” she asks, and you can tell from her punctuation that she’s very excited about this. “We’re gonna be best friends!!!” ]

Anyway, I love Undyne, and I felt like this was a scene that needed more attention in her direction, because it’s not about Asgore and it’s not about Papyrus. It’s about her, our terrifying new bestie.

(also thank you @weia-yo for helping me with analyzing this scene months ago. Only just now had the necessary spoons to write it up)

#analysis #character analysis #undyne #asgore #papyrus #mine #my articles #salt #kinda not really #i saw salt and it reminded me of this #and was fuel for this #this is salt powered but its not salt

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mayo-advance · 3 years

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If You Weren’t So Stupid I Could Have Loved You (And Maybe I Still Can)

A/n: I hope i did this request justice because as soon as I saw it I thought “hey that sounds like a good read” but then i sat down to write it and immediately blanked out. Anyways tysm to @cutapie for this amazing request!

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You were always surrounded by people that you could easily describe your relationship with.

There were your followers who didn’t know you but knew your father and your wealth.

There were your friends and family at Stark tower who were always there to uplift you and encourage you.

And then….

And then theres someone who you’ve labeled as ‘King Jackass’. He has stupid bleach blonde hair and stupid super speed and he has a stupid pretty face. He was the worst part of your day.

The others around the tower said that although he can be a little rambunctious at times, he had a good heart.

But he reserved a special part of that ‘heart’ just to keep it away from you. He was obnoxious and rude and always went out of his way to piss you off.

With all the hatred you got from the media that came with being a Stark, you were able to handle it, but not without wanting to punch him in the eyeball and putting him in his place.

Today was a day where you hoped to not encounter him, the avengers had been working extra had during training because they had gotten some wind of Hydra rising up in a remote part of Russia.

You weren’t an avenger because although your father had his suits, you had no extreme power of your own and your dad refused to let you make your own little super hero gig. It was fine though, the crime rates had been low lately anyways.

Due to everyone being busy today, you decided to get them a treat, ordering pastries from a local bakery for everyone.

You made sure to get a wide selection so that nobody would be left with something they didn’t like, and even got some gluten free ones in case someone needed them.

Overall, there were about 6 dozen of them for not only the Avengers but the tower staff who would come and work.

Most of the staff appreciated it, you even let Sam snag an extra blueberry pastry before getting back to work on preparation for the next mission. Everything was going well.

Wanda came to get a pastry as well which was fine on her own but today she was accompanied by-

“You couldn’t have gotten something else?” Pietro entered with a whoosh, looking over what was left.

You rolled your eyes and ignored him, going to talk to Wanda.

Pietro just talked louder, “You know, some blueberry would have been nice.” He half yelled.

You sighed shooting a tired glance at Wanda who was looking at her brother with the same tired look.

You caught her eye and mouthed ‘King Jackass’ to her. She shrugged and mouthed back ‘Sometimes’.

You knew she loved him and you couldn’t blame her when they have such a bond like that.

You’d think being best friends with Wanda would make him at least try to be nicer to you.

Instead of being rude back, you opted to be petty instead. You turned around with a very obviously fake smile and said in an obviously fake cheery tone, “Oh, my bad, i’ll need to get more of those next time I suppose.”

Pietro scoffed,”Yeah. You will. Though I wouldn’t put it past you to forget.”

Your face dropped into a scowl. “Well then I guess its up to you to remind me.”

Thats what he thought of you. Pietro thought you were this airheaded rich girl who was so used being fed from a silver spoon that she couldn’t even do simple things.

You admit, you did grow up privileged, especially compared to the Maximoffs, but he always acted like that was your only personality trait.

You gave him another fake smile before promptly turning on your heel and exiting the room.

Jackass.

You went off to see if anybody needed help with a sour mood.

How dare you do something nice for everyone but hes still rude about it?

Like what is his problem?

You huffed to yourself as you carried on throughout the tower.

———A thought———-

He had been nicer when you two had first met.

He had been so kind and his smile was so bright it warmed your heart. He would talk to you or sometimes you two would sit around enjoying each others presence.

That lasted about two weeks.

You don’t know what you did or where it went wrong, but he become increasingly ruder and more unbearable.

You blamed yourself for how he acted around you.

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Later that day you found yourself seeking out Wanda, you usually had movie nights on this day of the week, or if you two weren’t feeling movies you’d do card games or something to stay in.

You were on your way to her room, where Friday had informed you she was. (Not that you were a stalker, its just a big tower and can be hard to find people sometimes)

You were actually drawing quite near and could hear her talking. You could also hear who she was talking to.

Great.

The door was open a crack and the first thing you heard clearly was Pietro talking about… You?

“Shes so difficult to hate sometimes.”

Slowly and quietly you sneaked up to the doorway and tried to peep through the crack at what was happening in the room. (Maybe you were a stalker)

Wanda sat on her bed as Pietro paced back and forth across the room.

Wanda spoke, “Why do you even need to hate her?”

Pietro stopped pacing as he just looked over at his sister for a long minute, “She…”

“She..?” Wanda echoed.

“She just grew up never having to be afraid of what comes next like we did.”

“And she deserves to be hated for that?”

“Well… Shes supposed to be more stuck up about it.”

The words ‘supposed to’ and ‘stuck up’ rang in your ears for a second.

He hated you for how he expected you at act?

“But shes not.” Wanda said. “Instead shes kind and talented and you’ve treated her in such a way that shes dubbed you ‘King Jackass’”

Pietro sighed, “Yeah. I know.”

“You know?” Wanda sounded surprised. You watched through the crack as Wanda began to smile teasingly, “Do you like her?”

LIKE YOU? No he couldn’t. Why would he?

Pietro shrugged, “Its hard not to.”

Your jaw dropped and you could have sworn you stopped breathing. Your mind raced with memories of the first few weeks of knowing him and how kind he had been. But it also raced with memories of him being a dick.

He had pissed you off sure, but as you looked at it more, he never said anything that genuinely hurt you.

You felt dozen of emotions zip through you in a rapid succession ranging from anger about his uncalled or aggression to that hopeful feeling that you get when someone like you and you know that ‘People do actually like you.’

Little to your knowledge, Wanda was aware of all these emotions going through your head, as they were so loud her power picked up on them fairly quickly.

She looked Pietro in the eyes, “So does that mean you’re going to apologize?”

“Now?”

Wand got up and started coming towards where you were, you tried to scramble away but froze when you heard, “Well Y/n is right outside the door. Now’s a good time.”

The door swung open revealing you looking very much like a deer in the headlights.

Pietro turned a deep flustered red at the sight of you. You had heard what he said.

You awkwardly laughed. “Sorry I just need- Me and Wanda are going to go watch a movie.”

“Wait- Y/n… I-.”

You gently grabbed Wandas arm and started pulling her away, “Talk to you later sonic but its girls night!”

You pulled around the corner and Pietro did not follow. Wanda was laughing softly at how flustered the two of you had been.

What an interesting turn of events.

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Taglist: @amourtentiaa , @xxxtwilightaxelxxx

#pietro maximoff x reader #pietro maximoff #quicksilver x reader #pietro maximoff imagine #marvel #mcu #stark!daughter #stark!reader #pietro maximoff fluff #pietro maximoff angst #quicksilver #aaron taylor johnson

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justanotherpersonsuniverse · 3 years

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@ether-solrac here with another sort of semi-joke/semi-serious AU idea. An AU were Lila becomes the Ladybug weilder and Chloé is the Cat.

Ok so it begins with Fu actually taking a step back and letting Tikki and Plagg go out and choose weilders of their own. The thing is they both prefer weilders that they can guide and redeem rather than the "best fit." Tikki sees Lila in desperate need of compassion and order in a life that never let her settle down, while Plagg sees Chloé who's seen nothing but strict rules and toxic images and is in desperate need a of a new chaotic and free point of view.

For Lila she kind of calms down in her civilian life and most of her desire for attention and reputation just kind of sticks to the hero side, creating a sort of overly charismatic and showy hero. Shed never admit it but she draws a lot of inspiration from the overly campy 80s style of superhero where it's like all flashing white teeth and bravado. Think Metro Man from Megamind.

Meanwhile the whole performance and responsibilities as a hero just kind of leaves her more tired and quiet as a civilian, she's subconsciously given up on making a big deal about herself and just wants to get through the day until she's a hero again. This has the unintended effect of catching Marinettes attention who tends to have a big heart when it comes to the class. She sees what looks like a tired deperesed girl her age and makes it her mission to cheer her up, often bringing pastries and coffee from her parent's bakery.

This pretty much leaves Lila a confused blushing mess becuase "what the hell? I barely even introduced myself and this girl is already super nice to me?" She kind of finds herself again through Marinette's kind prodding and kind of forces herself to figure just who she is a as a person.

Also a funny side thing, Marinette can't stand the ladybug hero. Since she's not a hero in this AU (at least not at the start) she helps Alya with her blog and as such she's gotten to meet the heroes quite a few times. Oddly enough she's friends with the chat hero but she can't stand the ego of the ladybug hero and finds her to be really fake and obnoxious. It isn't until Lila starts getting closer to Marinette that she starts to dial it back a bit and finds confidence in her real self since thats the personality that made a genuine friend (and what she hopes could possibly be more).

Meanwhile with Chloé, Plagg is just the worst best influence on Chloé. Their entire dynamic is just "aren't you tired of being nice, don't you just want to go ape shit?" and then she does. Cat chloe gives zero fucks and is probably one of the most feral cats so far. She has awakened her inner Yang and she very much wants to punch stuff. Instead of her mentality being about using her hero persona to impress her mother, her thoughts are basically that if no one knows she's Chloé, then she can act anyway she wants.

As much as I love Chlolix, I think it'd be interesting if Chloé goes for Alya and uses her hero persona as her gay outlet (maybe her mother is homophobic or her father can't support her becuase of politics etc) so when she sees Alya becoming a textbook Louis Lane she absolutely goes for it. She kind of takes on this sort of Shego like confidence and swagger where she knows what she wants and that's this cute redhead. this kind of leaves Alya more focused on the cat hero.

As for Chloé's civilian life it's a slow battle overcoming her mother's image if perfection and becoming the person she wants to be. Little by little she kind of transitions into more of a Ryka/ Chloé Couffaine personality. She doesn't stop being "mean" as Chloé but it's kind of gone from bully to aggressive protector. Kind of just sticking up for the members of the class that are a little too nice and would probably get taken advantage of.

Ok that's all I got. Kind of basic but I felt like sharing.

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OH DAMN

#writing #ether-solrac #chloe bourgeois #lila rossi #lilanette #chlolya #submission

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kiddiesmores · 4 years

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hai asf KCHBKBHFV i really love love ur blog and i was wondering if i could request a tsukki x top male reader smut wherein the reader gets jealous bc tsukki keeps spending more time with kuroo HAHAHHAHA

warning: vv nsfw. bratty subby tsukki! dom reader. kinda angsty. kuroo just be chillin. dirty talk. tsukkis kinda ooc but oh well.

i hope you enjoy lovebug <3

Bad manners? Bad communication.

“You’re aware you’re not the only person I talk to, I can hang out with as many people as I want.”

“I never said that tsukki, all I said was that you’ve been spending a lot of time with kuroo and you haven’t spoken to me in 2 weeks.”

Training camp went on for two weeks, you being at basketball, and tsukki at volleyball. The whole two weeks you tried to get in contact. You knew he brought his phone so why isnt he texting you back? Is he sleepy? That has to be it.

Right?

Now camps over, still no fucking contact. So yeah youre a little fed up that your boyfriend isn’t texting you, but hey, he’s still posting that rooster haired bitch on his story.

Of course you had nothing against kuroo, you and kuroo met through tsukishima. But fuck can he give you your baby back :(.

New notification

Hyëënuh: you seem pissed lately what’s up with you?

You looked down at your phone, kuroo texted you. How sweet.

You: Tsukki hasnt talked to me in weeks, idk if i did anything but 💔

Hyëënuh: bruh. want me to cancel me and his plans so you both can hang out? maybe yknow...👉🏼👈🏼 wink wonk

Ohoho kuroo tetsurou you sly bitch

You: Ugh youre so gross, i love the way you think 😼

Hyëënuh: 😼🤙🏼

And thats how you and tsukki got to where you are now 😀. Arguing in your kitchen.

You took in a deep breath and sat down at the table, your head in your hands. “I just,” you sighed, “Did I do something? Baby why are you not speaking with me? Do you like him?” Tsukki scoffed, “I’d never like him, don’t do that.”

Slowly walking up to your seat, tsukki ran a hand through your hair. “I didnt want to annoy you..” he whispered. You looked up, no longer a scowl on your boys face. Just those soft, doe eyes only meant for you to see. “Oh kei.. you? Annoy me? Never.”

Your arms sliding around his slim waist, pulling him down to sit on your lap. Rubbing up his back as tiny sniffles left his nose.

He was crying. “Don’t cry baby, It’s okay.”you cooed. “I didn’t want you to feel that way.” he choked.

Pulling his head into your shoulder, you kissed his tears and stroked his red cheeks. It’s out of character to ever see tsukishima like this. To everyone else at least. He’s your baby. Your salty, sexy, bratty baby.

Coaxing him with your voice, he slowly came out of his saddened head space, now needing some extra attention.

Those bedroom eyes. God you loved them. Especially after he got done crying? Ugh he’s breath taking. “You need something angel?” you ask, biting the soft flesh on his neck, destined to make dark mark. A mewl left his throat and he clutched onto your shirt, biting down on it not to make another sound.

“Oh no we can’t have that now can we?” you say, standing up with him wrapped around you. You held him by the thighs, walking to your bedroom.

Tossing him on the bed, you slowly slipped off your shirt, watching his eyes stare at you through those glasses. “You made me wait weeks for you tsukishima,” he shuddered at your tone, “I think you can wait a few minutes yeah?”

He was about to protest, “I-“

“Shut up.“

He closed his mouth. I guess he deserved that. Slowly his voice started to come back to him. You want him to be a brat, he’ll show you a brat.

Next thing you know his hand is down his pants, stroking himself and moaning obnoxiously.

Yeah, we’re definitely not having that. You thought, dropping your pants and walking over to the bratty boy. “Aww, how cute? You think you’re doing something huh?”

That bitch had the AUDACITY to smirk at you. “Feels better then you do anyway. Mmf-“

Shoving two fingers down his throat, tsukishima sucked harshly. “Oh i’m in for it.” He groaned mentally, licking and lubing up your fingers while you yanked his pants and underwear off, exposing him from the waist down. You retracted your finger from his mouth and trailed them down from his stomach to his pink hole.

“You ready kitten?” Tsukki nods. “Good, be a good boy and turn on your tummy for me. Can you do that?” He nods again, not trusting himself to talk. Especially when you talk so sweetly to him.

Opening the cap to the lube, you rubbed the gel on the two fingers tsukki sucked on.

Hearing the cap open, he turned his head to look at you with a “Was my sucking not enough?” scowl on his face.

“Just in case baby!” raising your hand in defense. He rolled his eyes and plopped his face back down into the comforter.

Finally, you entered one lubed finger into him, making him hiss. Moving it in and out at a steady pace, then adding the other finger. Tsukki started growing impatient, making him tense. “Mmm, trust the process baby. I can feel you tightening around my fingers, feels good yes but I think you can guess where I’d rather feel that. Hm?”

Tsukki grumbled for you to just fuck him already, making you laugh loudly. “Ah, leave me hanging for some weeks then ask for me to fuck you immediately? Have I spoiled you too rotten? Maybe I should teach you some manners.” You rambled, lubbing yourself up in the process. “My pillow prince. Here you are, ass up- back arched and you’re telling me what to do?”

You spanked one cheek without warning, and he screeched.

“Thats what I thought. You do need proper training again, I guess all your manners left in those few weeks. A shame.”

Slipping into him, you both shared a deep moan, fuck. Feeling his insides clench around you like this? Even though he’s stretched? You could cum right here. It doesn’t feel like he’s been touching himself at all. Well, not his as at least.

Ugh, you’re so in love.

Too lost in your own thoughts, you didnt even notice tsukishima begging you to move.

“Please y/n, I’m used to it. Please move. Please fuck me, I need it. So bad.”

Another laugh, “There you go sweet boy, saying please. Maybe you do have some home training.”

You snapped your hips, finally all the way inside. His breathy moan leaving his mouth, clawing at your sheets. He needs more. So much more. The way you feel. He feels full. He feels hot.

He’s so ready. Ready for you to ruin him the way only you know how.

“Lets make the best of this, what do you say kei?”

He nodded frantically, feeling you slide out and push back in. “YES!”

A wicked smile grazed your lips as you thrusted and pushed inside the boy. Groans and moans bounced off the walls of your bedroom. Skin slapping and the bed creaking were also prominent but the only thing you wanted to hear was Kei.

“How’s it feel baby? You like this? You look so pretty like this angel, fuck if you could see your face right now. So red and sweaty, those glasses fogging up.”

“Ah, mmn, hnnnn” Was all you could get as a response. Tsukishimas fists were bawled up so tight, fighting himself not to cum yet.

He knew you hated when he came without permission.

“Think kuroo could make you feel like this kei baby?”

Wh-

“N-No. Never..” he whispers as your dick pounds into his aching hole. Your hands gripped his hips, making him slam against your pelvis.

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck, dadd-AGH. Please, I’m gonna cum i’m gonna cum i’m gonna-”

You shoved two fingers back into his mouth, which he sucked on again.

Your body leaned forward, your lips by his ear, “Kei baby, You aren’t coming for a while. Even when you do i’m just gonna make you cum over and over until you feel numb. Maybe by the end that head of yours will finally have me imprinted so deep you will never forget who you belong to.”

Sadly, that pushed him over the edge. His body tensing, his hole tightening around you, making you halt your motions. The poor boys vision went white.

Sweat falling from his head and his breathing slowing down, tsukki looked back at you. Your hard stare made him shiver.

He’s in more trouble now.

He looked back at the head board.

“B-before you punish me,” he starts, “Let me take off my glasses..”

Annddd scene. I hope you guys liked it, it took a lot of energy ehehe. Im not too good at nsfw stuff yet and i’m still trying to see what works and what doesnt hehe. LOVE U GUYS 💗🌸

#kiddiewritez #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima kei #haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #tsukishima smut #tsukishima headcanons #tsukishima imagines #tsukishima x male reader #sub tsukishima #kuroo tetsuro #smut

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protagonistheavy · 2 years

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Legends Arceus is really on the right track for where to take pokemon as a series gameplay-wise, but the areas where the game lacks already tells me enough to not hope too highly. Because the pokemon devs, they really are just incompetent lol. Either they themselves as developers are incompetent, or the situations in which they produce games causes them to be incompetent -- there's no other way around it other than to say that these games are simply not made well.

I think the menus and UI of the game just symbolizes my issues. Just look at how things are set up. Look at how Jubilife Village places the inventory box far away from the general store, and even further from the farm and the training grounds. Look at how the camps are set up so if you want to buy items or swap pokemon, you talk to this random generic dude... who can also let you rest, even though the bed where you can rest is right there next to him? But oh no you can't access items through him, no you have to go to the box a little further down for some reason. And this is ignoring the fact that Laventon is RIGHT THERE, only needed for reporting pokedex info and going back to Jubilife -- why couldnt they have just made him the one guy you talk to for all this? It's confusing how they decided to organize these things. Look at the pause menu: why is saving the game its own subscreen? and why is the map not a pause-menu subscreen, but its own designated button? Up and Down on the d-pad are menu buttons, but Left and Right change out your ride pokemon, yet its the plus button on the other joycon that actually brings out the ride pokemon... So much of menu interaction and button configurations are so weirdly decided to me.

Beyond that I'm also critical about how lifeless this game is. Jubilife Village WANTS to be this place the develops into a lively home that you like to return to... but then included zero mechanics to actually immerse you that way. It's an area that's too big for its own good, organized in the most bland way possible -- just space that they make you run around in so that the game can be padded out. There's nothing to do in this town except fill/take requests, and stock up for the next expedition. The NPCs are all generic, to the point of many of them being clones of one another -- no personality or history to any of these guys except the bare minimum. When it DOES try to give some depth, the best they can do is shit like the shopkeeper questlines, a bunch of nonsense back-and-forth running in order to expand the shop's items, but given this obnoxious coat of a "story." So many instances where the most generic character in the world of video games asks me to do some asinine task over and over around town until they finally give me my reward. And then the plot of the game just makes you dislike these people even more lol.

Jubilife had a lot of potential they squandered. It should have felt like a settlement you were actually building, with ACTUAL mechanics that built the place up. There could have been mechanics for building new houses or stores or activity places, and you would need to catch certain types of pokemon to make those areas. You could recruit people to your settlement, and NPCs could have had actual routines of going about their day, at least a basic enough day-night cycle of walking around. But nope, there's NOTHING to do here. Such a waste of space. (And god I HATE the Galaxy Team building, another waste of space except with a building thats designed by a five year-old. I literally feel sick having to walk through this place.)

Outside of Jubilife things are still lifeless. Pokemon populate the place but theyre spread out and don't do anything except walk around. There was potential to see pokemon interacting in unique ways, maybe two types of pokemon would fight over turf, or you would find some pokemon playing with each other or examining something. Nope. They just walk around with one of three basic personalities for reacting to the PC. There's nothing interesting you can do with them except feed them, fight them, or catch them. There's very few NPCs running around, certainly none of them are very interesting or liven things up, usually just people standing around with a request.

I'm also really done with Pokemon's story wanting to be more than the developers can actually deliver on. Just sick of it. You know I got really bugged by this game very early on, when youre introduced to the Galaxy boss, and the first thing he does to you is sumo throw you. Wait no, he doesn't ACTUALLY sumo throw you-- there's just a flash of light, and we're TOLD that he sumo threw you. Wtf???? WHY???? IF YOU CANT ANIMATE SOMEONE SUMO THROWING ANOTHER PERSON, WHY MAKE THAT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS??????? I am soooo sick of forgiving things like this!! Just don't make that a scene if you cant commit to actually playing it out!! Have him do ANYTHING else as his quirk!! Or just buckle down and make an animation!! Fuuuuck man this reminds me a LOT of Fire Emblem Three Houses, a game just chock FULL of characters "doing things" when they couldnt be assed to actually animate anything resembling the actions.

ughhgh and why cant you do ANYTHING with your pokemon for fun?? Jesus, I have to be grateful just because Im allowed to call them out of their balls...... and stand around?? Whyyyyyy is this all we can DO with our beloved pokemon??? You cant even feed them! They couldnt even program that, a mechanic that ALREADY exists in the game, they couldnt let you do that with your own pokemon. No camping, no petting, no grooming, no minigames. Nothing. Why do I have to BEG for some of the most basic concepts -- mechanics that have ALREADY EXISTED??? What's the excuse??? What IS the excuse for Arceus??? "Too many pokemon to animate" there's like 200 in this game, get over it! Do the work! "The explorable areas are really big" boo hoo! You made them all generic as hell and without anything meaningful in them, and now youre also gonna use that as an excuse for not making the game better anywhere else? Why is it so hard for them to make a decent game???

Arceus is sooo much fun in the areas where it works, so many improvements to the formula that have revived pokemon for me, but it's all just a reminder of how far away we are from a quality pokemon game, a game that actually intends on being full and fun for the player involved. Sooo close, Arceus, soooooo fucking close, but these devs do not have the resources to do you justice.

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starless-gaze · 2 years

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Marauders era characters as Mexican holidays. (2/3)

(i feel like i need to stress the fact that i am mexican and thats why im making these)

Lily:

Día de Independencia. (Independence Day)

September 16th.

It's the day the Natives, Criollos and Mestizos joined together to fight off the Spaniards in order to be free from their 300 year reign. (Once you see what actually happened during Cinco de Mayo and Día de Independencia it makes more sense that they are not the same thing, huh?)(Sorry, I'm just sick of gringos thinking a 62-day battle is the same thing as an 11-year war.)

Lily is someone who doesn't take shit from anyone.

The only reason she stayed friends with Snivellus that long was because she thought he would open his eyes.

I actually think that Lily was considering ditching his racist ass before but once the M*dblood incident happened she realized he was not worth her time.

The girls definitely had a little party in their dorm and called it "Lily's Independence Day".

Sponsored by Mary of course. (You'll see why when you read her holiday.)

And it became their little tradition.

I like to think that Lily was the baddest bitch at Hogwarts so there's that.

Mary:

Guadalupe-Reyes.

December 12 - January 6.

It's basically when you go drinking everyday from december 12 (Día de la Virgen de Guadalupe) to january 6 (Día de los Reyes Magos)(That's where you get the Guadalupe and Reyes from.)

There's really no other explanation.

It's just an excuse we invented to get drunk

And it's not technically a holiday, it's more of a period of time between holidays but I feel like Mary would definitely go clubbing during Guadalupe-Reyes every year.

Also I feel like Mary was definitely the life of the party and always got invited to the other houses' parties, including Slytherin.

And she was one of the only ones who could sneak in quality booze.

Like Muggle booze. (Mostly vodka but also tequila and rum.)

(Definitely loved Mango flavoured Bacardi.)

(And Absolute Vodka.)

She always knows how to have a good time.

And she's fun.

This is a fun (non)holiday.

Marlene:

Posadas.

December 16 - December 24.

They represent like the 9 days Joseph and Mary were asking for haven in Jerusalem I think.

They have something to do with the Bible and before Christmas but I'm not sure about the specifics.

But it doesn't really matter, we, as Mexicans, have a lot of holidays around Catholicism but we've mostly detached them from the Church.

This is one of them.

Kinda.

I mean, we don't like sing the Psalms or go to Church but we do break the piñatas and drink the ponche.

And ofc drink alcohol.

I mean, it wouldn't be a Mexican holiday without alcohol.

But I feel like the Posadas have Marlene vibes because they're in holiday season, they're cozy, there's ponche (ik I already mentioned the ponche but it's honestly the best beverage ever, if u haven't tried it ur missing so much.)

Marlene is the type of person you go to when you want a hug or physical affection.

So of course, she gets the comforting holiday.

(At least it's comforting to me)

Dorcas:

La Guelaguetza. (It doesn't translate)

Next two mondays after July 16.

The 8 regions of Oaxaca join together at the Cerro Fortín.

It's a really colourful, vibrant, and over the top event.

(Just like every other mexican holiday tbh.)

To oversimplify it, it's basically a fair with a lot of dances from each region.

I read a fic once about Dorcas loving dancing and made it part of her personality in my own hc.

So that's why I gave them the big dancing holiday.

I also think that Dorcas is like loud in a quiet way?

I'm not sure how to explain it.

Like, with her friends they're always making them laugh and things like that but to an outsider they see Dorcas as someone quiet and maybe even shy.

What I'm trying to say is that Dorcas is an introvert.

And they love dancing.

People don't often get why Dorcas is friends with such obnoxious people (the marauders) because they think that she's too calm for them, but once they see them on stage, dancing her heart out, they understand.

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augh i kept forgetting to post this because i kept wantgin to draw mroe for it but i really suck at emulating Animal Crossing Art Style so im just going to go on a rambling explanation about this under the cut but the basic concept is. they deserve a vacation. and whats more relaxing than animal crossing? probably several things but let me have this ok

id had a bunch of ideas for mroe drawings in this style but Clearly, i am not very good at it, and every time i sat down to Try Again it ended up shitty. this is from literally months ago by now lmao

my Basic Concept was just. take the 3 of them and dump them on an animal crossing island, cause while ive been sick ive been playing a lot of new horizons to try and stay stable, and my brain likes to mush together whatever 2-or-more things im invested in together all the time. here’s some bullet points!

-john really loves diving for sea critters and frequently pulls up those bigass lobsters and eels and shit, he’s got an unnatural knack for it. loves to startle the shit out of dave by just whipping an eel out of his pocket. no thats not an innuendo stop that-- -amy loves planting/watering the flowers but shes not like invested in getting All The Different Types (although that Would be neat) she’s just having fun building a large flower patch. it’s slowly overtaking the island. also dave likes to just kinda sit in the flower patch -speaking of dave he kind of doesnt do much, i think he’d like fishing with john and/or amy and maybe hed like digging up fossils but for the most part hes just chillin, as he deserves to be, -amy likes the DIY recipe stuff though and will frequently politely ask dave to go fetch stuff for her. this has led to most of the villagers/islanders/whateverthetermis, the animal citizens, to have their Main exposure to dave be him wandering around with an axe at 3am because amy’s out of hardwood -speaking of the animal citizens, because i just really like them as a concept, i have no solid concept of who-all would be on their island but whoever they are, john is “friends” with All of them (and by that i mean he says theyre all his friends; whether or not they find him obnoxious Varies,) and amy is genuine friends with most of them/has spoken to all of them at least, and dave rarely if ever speaks to them. hes not very social. most of the animals are a little scared of him until they Actually get to talk to him and then they realize hes just an awkward misanthropic bastard -also in case it wasnt clear id think the 3 of them would all be in one little cabin i mean you can upgrade the shit out of those so they could all feasibly have their own spaces. but also i like polyamory and id say they all 3 share a room because fight me they do itd be cute. also of course the decor of their cabin is absolutely bonkers like listen not only does animal crossing have some weird items but nearly any living space john inhabits most likely has some very strange decor in it ! -tbh actually i think john would do Most of the decor stuff cause like based on the way his house is described i think he’d go NUTS for animal crossing’s Theme Decor Shit i dont know i dont actually do a bunch of that but i sure do think he would! amy would help out esp since she likes the DIY stuff, and i think dave is just kind of ..... allowing this nonsense to happen. letting john be free. probably convincing him to not change the theme every day, maybe every week, if only because it’s a bit of a hassle to have everything Constantly Rearranged. -hang on wait i just thought of the 3 of them wandering along the beach and picking up seashells and now im like emotional over it bro pls. lovely. -also i jsut realized if daves the guy who digs up fossils he definitely talks to blathers a lot and thats an extremely funny thing to contemplate. the dude who seems to not really liek talking to people and the chatterbox owl. fantastic. you know dave is probably too awkward to tell blathers he doesnt want to hear all thsoe archaeopteryx facts! (also tbh maybe dave would actually like learning stuff) -also. john catches bugs just to give them to blathers and watch him freak out just a little about it. -john always ends up buying fake art from redd but it’s fine because he just puts it somewhere in or near their cabin. amy however has the uncanny good luck to somehow always find the real artworks! dave doesnt talk to redd, he doesnt really care. -this ones definitely projection because my animal crossing island is a mess (And I Like It That Way Thank U Very Much) but john definitely is the guy who will dump extra furniture at random spots on the island. too much shit in storage? don’t need that Harmonious Chair right now? holding it in ur pockets just because u dont know where else to put it? just dump it on the ground! uncannily, john fuckin Always remembers where he’s put that shit when he happens to need it again. however this does mean sometimes the animal citizens will just ... find a mysterious new chair in their front yard. -i know that terraforming is a new thing in acnh but i havent done it yet because i dont care about the whole 3 stars rating thing like listen im jsut here to run around and fill the museum if i feel like it but mostly pick up pumpkins and hoard bells for no reason and let my island be taken over by wildflowers. if any of the 3 are into that tho its john or amy--john just for the hell of it, amy would actually like try to Make Stuff of it -their front yard (and back yard if their cabin is put somewhere to allow that) is full of unused furniture as well. and also sometimes random dropped fruits or something, if dave is already carrying a ton when he sees something to dig up. -i think im out of shit to say right now but i might reblog to add mroe so. yes. if youve read this far then holy shit youre dedicated or really bored or something but whatever your reason is i hope this was A Fun Read and if it gave you any ideas Please Tell Me my inbox is open im sick and still in quarantine and i crave human interaction from literally anyone who isnt my parents. thank u

#jdate #john dies at the end #crossover #im not gonna put it in the animal crossing tags but it is mostly animal crossing new horizons stuff #my art #old art at this point though ngfgbn #not sonic #rambles.txt #i seriously went on one in the readmore. i think its pretty great though #p epic that ive found Old Content To Post while im still like. a bit too Fucked Up to make anything new !!

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hermannsthumb · 4 years

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Prompt: something where Newt talks in his sleep but ends up having some kind of sexy dream involving Hermann & Hermann’s awake in bed next to him when it happens

oh very good prompt. eventually ill write something thats sfw. 18+/not sfw (eventually) below cut 👀

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To chalk the supreme annoyance that is Newton Geiszler’s very existence up to one particular trait that spoils the rest would be inaccurate. It’s not just one foul trait, you see. It’s several foul traits, all working together in perfect tandem to make Newton the annoyance he is: Newton is stubborn, Newton is presumptuous, Newton is obnoxious, Newton has no regard for personal space.

Newton is standing outside Hermann’s door with a pillow tucked under one arm and a small bundle of clothing (skinny jeans, a button-up) under the other. He’s in boxers and a ratty t-shirt. He’s also just woken Hermann up from a very nice sleep, which makes Hermann half as charitable and twice as irritable as he would’ve been. “Absolutely not,” Hermann says, before Newton so much as opens his mouth.

“Dude,” Newton says, weakly. Newton is pathetic, even, in those Godzilla boxers, that MIT Alumni shirt, a pair of mis-matched socks that look as if they’ve seen better days, messy hair that sticks to his head with sweat. Hermann forcefully quells a warm bloom of affection in his chest. (Absolutely not, he chides himself.) “My power’s still out,” Newton continues. “Please?”

“Ask Tendo,” Hermann says, and makes to close the door.

Newton shoves one socked foot in the crack, wedging it open. “Hermann,” he whines.

Earlier that day, a kaiju made landfall a little too close to the Shatterdome for comfort and rendered several of their large generators unusable. While the power in the laboratory and Hermann’s bunk remain fully-functioning, the wing Newton’s bunk is located in remains entirely without, and no doubt sweltering in the Hong Kong summer heat. Dark, and sweltering, and horridly uncomfortable, while Hermann’s quarters remain nicely-lit, and cool, and– “No, Newton,” Hermann says more firmly. “You’ll simply have to find somewhere else.”

Despite this, somehow, five minutes later, Newton is sitting on the edge of Hermann’s bed and swinging his legs back and forth like an overeager five-year-old. Hermann sits next to him, not nearly so eager. “You fucking rock for this,” Newton tells Hermann happily. “Seriously. I owe you big time. Can I borrow some toothpaste?”

“In the medicine cabinet above the sink,” Hermann sighs.

Newton disappears into his private bathroom. Hermann hears the sounds of various bottles and jars clattering about wildly as Newton rummages through the cabinet, and by extension, Hermann’s private affairs. “Cool,” he calls to Hermann. The faucet turning on. When Newton speaks again, his words are garbled–he’s no doubt speaking through a mouthful of toothpaste. Disgusting. “’S just like a sleepover party,” he says. “This towel is really soft. Do you use fabric softener? I didn’t know we had that here.” Newton spitting into the sink. The cabinet door reopening. “Ha, you take gummy bear vitamins?”

“Will you please stop snooping through my personal belongings?” Hermann says.

Newton’s grinning face pokes around the doorframe, a bit of toothpaste still smeared at the corner of his mouth. He shuts off the bathroom light. “Sorry,” he says. “Okay, bedtime.”

As it turns out, Newton has a very different idea of bedtime than Hermann. Hermann’s idea of bedtime is himself, curled up comfortably, and alone, in his bed, Newton all the way on the other side of the room, on the floor, under a spare blanket Hermann has graciously bequeathed him for the night, and not making a single bloody peep. Newton’s, meanwhile–

Ten minutes after Hermann shuts off his bedside light and plunges the room into darkness, when he’s finally begun to drift back to sleep, there’s a stocky figure shuffling to the side of the bed and prodding at him. “Hermann,” it hisses.

Hermann pulls his pillow over his eyes. “What do you want now?” he says. “Another pillow? Another blanket? A glass of water?”

“Don’t be dumb,” Newton says, and then he climbs in next to Hermann.

It takes Hermann another minute to realize what’s happened. “No,” he says, tearing the pillow from his face. Newton is curled up on his side next to Hermann, his broad, faux-innocent smile just visible through the dark. “Newton, no. I have enough of you during the day–I will not have you spoiling the only alone time I get. Get back to the floor. Now.”

“Aw, dude,” Newton huffs. His breath ghosts hot (and minty) over Hermann’s face, and Hermann shivers, just a bit. It doesn’t help that Newton’s body is radiating heat, either. Or that his left calf is persistently brushing against Hermann’s right. Awful, awful little man. “The floor sucks. Just for one night?” Newton touches his arm. Goosebumps prickle in his wake. “Hermann?”

“Fine,” Hermann chokes out, shutting his eyes, and forcing himself to count to ten before he does something he very much regrets. He’s vaguely aware of Newton scooting him over until he feels his shoulder press the wall, of pulling the sheet and bedspread overtop himself fully, of fluffing the pillow he brought with him. It’s a bit of a squeeze, and one that doesn’t leave much (or any) space, but between Newton’s compactness, and Hermann’s bony frame, they’ll survive.

At least Newton will. Hermann’s not so sure about himself.

The noises start small, and nearly indistinguishable from Newton’s snores that’d previously been making Hermann glare and glower into his pillow: the occasional sniffle, a gasp of breath catching in his throat, a small hum. Hermann is awake for each of them, on account of having never fallen asleep in the first place once Newton claimed half the bed. Then Newton hitches one of his legs up. “Nn,” he groans.

Oh, bloody perfect. A nightmare. Hermann grits his teeth and nudges Newton’s shoulder. “Newton,” he says.

“Mm,” Newton mumbles. “Hrm.”

Hermann shoves his shoulder this time. “Newton.”

“Hermann,” Newton groans out.

Good--maybe they’re finally getting somewhere. Hermann touches him more gently this time, not wanting to startle his friend and end up with an elbow or a knee somewhere it shouldn’t be. “Newton,” he says, just as gently, “you’re having a--”

And then Newton does something that makes Hermann’s eyes shoot wide open, his mouth go dry, and Hermann himself recoil violently against the wall with a thud: Newton rolls his hips down against the mattress, and he moans, so high and needily its meaning cannot be mistaken for anything but what it is. “Mh,” he whimpers, “Hermann--”

Bugger, Hermann thinks. Bugger, bugger-- “Yeah,” Newton breathes, beginning to rock his hips. Up, and down. Back, and forth. “Fuck, Hermann--”

For one mad moment, Hermann considers attempting to wake him again, because not even the mortification of explaining to Newton why compares to the mortification of this. But he finds himself frozen in place. Newton would take one look at him and know instantly how aroused Hermann is by hearing Newton call out his name--how could he miss Hermann’s dilated pupils, his quickened pulse, his rapid breathing, the obvious tenting of his pajama trousers? Even in the dark? Hermann’s voice would come out in a rasp, he’s sure--his touch would be trembling. Newton would know.

Is that such a bad thing?

Newton would know, and he’d mock Hermann, or be disgusted by Hermann, or he’d reject Hermann. But Newton is the one having a dream about him, isn’t he? Perhaps he wouldn’t reject Hermann; perhaps, worst of all, he’d indulge Hermann, and Hermann could never go back to pretending his interest in the man is purely intellectual and practically nonexistent. Newton would kiss Hermann, and touch Hermann, and they’d make the mattress springs of Hermann’s tiny bed creak, and Hermann could drag so many more of those sounds from him.

Newton’s hips speed. His moans turn to squeaks. What is he dreaming about? Hermann on him; Hermann in him; Hermann below him, moving, and grabbing at him, their teeth clashing with every hard kiss. On the floor of the laboratory, perhaps. Or against Hermann’s chalkboard. Maybe he’s dreaming of them in this very bed, of what could happen if Hermann wasn’t too much of a coward to wake him--Hermann spooning him, rocking their hips together, shoving his hands up Newton’s MIT t-shirt and breathing in the scent of his skin.

Hermann shivers; the pressure in his stomach builds.

A third option: Hermann could leave. But how to do so without waking Newton? The bed is pushed against the wall, and Hermann trapped by it. To leave he’d need to practically climb on top of Newton. Newton would wake at once, and find Hermann on top of him--no, how horrifying. Hermann can’t do that, either.

“Hermann,” Newton begs his dream. He turns his head to the side, and Hermann is momentarily struck by his gasping mouth, the two pretty, pink lips parted so wide-open. (With a jolt, Hermann realizes how easily he could slide two fingers in there.) “Yes, yes--”

Paralyzed by indecision, Hermann does what anyone trapped in the midst of such a crisis as this would do: he turns away, shoves his hand down his trousers, and masturbates furiously.

Newton runs and fetches them both breakfast at the mess hall the next morning, and is back before Hermann’s even properly awake. Hermann is not quite able to meet Newton’s eyes, though he accepts the weak coffee with a grunt. Newton’s pajamas from last night are nowhere in sight. (Perhaps his undergarments are in a similar state to Hermann’s.) “They’re thinking they might not get a replacement generator until the end of the week,” Newton says casually, picking at his toast. “Which means I’d be out of power until then. I was thinking--if it’s not too much to ask...”

No, Hermann means to say, absolutely not, but what he actually says is “I will consider it.”

“You rock,” Newton says, beaming at him. There’s a small pink blush at the tips of his cheeks. Hermann wonders how much, if any, he remembers of his dream, and if he holds any suspicions that Hermann may remember it too. “Ha, I was worried I--uh, annoyed you last night.”

Hermann clears his throat. “Not at all,” he says.

#newmann #maria's fanfiction tag #Anonymous #not sfw ////

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DAKOTA ‘ kody ’ PIERCE, a character study. “just because i cannot see it, doesn’t mean i cannot believe it.” -- jack skellington

Character’s full name: dakota pierce Reason for name and/or meaning of name: kody’s parents met and fell in love in north dakota, and decided to name their son after the great state 💖 Character’s nickname: kody Reason for nickname: in middle school, kody didn’t think the name dakota was cool. but the name kody, the most generic white boy name ever , was definitely cool Birth date: december 13th, 2002. baby sagittarius

Physical appearance Faceclaim: austin abrams Gender: cis male Height: 5″8 #shortking Build: scrawny boy body. looks like he couldn’t lift more than 30 pounds... PSYCH!!! he’s a vampire so he can actually lift several hundred pounds 🤪🤪🤪 Eye color: blue with little dark green specks Glasses or contacts?: not with that snazzy 4k vampire sight !! Distinguishing marks/scars: funny little frecklescape on his back that looks like this emoji 😦 Hair color: dirty blonde Type of hair: type 1, aka straight hair Hairstyle: gets up out of bed, looks in mirror. maybe tussles it a little bit. thats it Physical disabilities: none Mental disabilities: adhd Clothing style: sweaters sweaters sweaters. striped sweaters ( because the best time to wear one is all the time ), disney sweaters, sweaters with dogs on them. white collared shirts to go underneath most of them. denim jackets, a couple of them tattering with holes in the elbows. black skinny jeans -- like he owns four pairs of the same black skinny jeans. someone tell him that skinny jeans aren’t in style anymore. uses the same jansport backpack he’s had since the eighth grade with a sewn in epcot center patch on the front pocket. dirty checkered vans. falling apart high-top converse. it’s not that he’s poor and can’t afford new things, he just prefers all his old stuff. Make up: has never worn any but wouldn’t be opposed to trying some !!

Personality Good personality traits: good at secret keeping, friendly and uplifting, loyal, thoughtful, great memory, cautious, playful. chaotic good energy 🥰 Bad personality traits: gullible, slightly obnoxious, constantly confused, easily distracted Mood character is most often in: cheery, happy as f, practically bouncing off the walls Sense of humor: goddamn hilarious!!! at least he thinks so lol Articulation: loud and occasionally stuttery. repeating himself pretty often. the type to get lost in the middle of conversation and have to take a second to mentally loop back and remember what exactly they were talking about. uses the word ‘ like ‘ way too much. talks with his hands a whole lot. constantly talking like he’s a kooky disney character on a mission. Character’s greatest joy in life: riding a mf’in roller coaster Character’s greatest fear: disneyworld getting blown up / physically hurting someone Character is most at ease when: he’s curled up with his friends watching a disney movie Most ill at ease when: he’s laying in bed at night, pretending he’s sleeping since he can’t Enraged when: thinking about how there are vampires in bridgemead -- that they could turn other people, kill other people, or worse... harm his friends. Depressed or sad when: drinking from a blood bag. watching disney pixar’s coco. thinkin’ about a disneyworld churro and how he’ll never be able to enjoy the taste of one again. Priorities: at the moment? trying not to hurt anybody. Life philosophy: “Keep Moving Forward!” -- walt disney said that Greatest strength: his optimism / ability to take something sad or bad and turn it around! Greatest vulnerability or weakness: giving just about anyone the benefit of the doubt.

Goals Drives and motivations: getting enough money to be able to travel the world and visit every disney park on the planet. Immediate goals: graduating high school / helping the scooby gang solve mysteries Long term goals: roller coaster designer / engineer. create a haunted house / rollercoaster hybrid ride

Childhood Hometown: orlando, florida Type of childhood: the kind where he’s an only child, where his middle class parents live to please and spoil him, take him to whatever amusement park he wanted to go to and buy him all the best merch. the smile on his face was worth more than anything they ever could’ve purchased for themselves. kody probably would’ve had siblings, but his parents had complications getting pregnant again, and thus they lived to make sure he had the best life possible. Pets: a cat named toulouse ( shoutout aristocats ), but he passed when kody was fifteen Most important childhood memory: waiting in line for five hours to ride harry potter and the forbidden journey at universal studios orlando. blew his little kid mind. Dream job: imagineer!! Religion: non-practicing christians. church on easter and christmas ONLY!

Present Current location: bridgemead, massachusetts Currently living with: his parents 💖 Pets: none Religion: agnostic Sexuality: currently questioning his sexuality. growing up he always felt attracted to both boys and girls, but has never been able to articulate it. he’s only ever expressed interest in women, but he has a fat crush on chris evans as captin america Politics: would be socialist if he cared enough to think about politics Occupation/education: bridgemead high school super senior Mode of transportation: his parents dark blue prius!! but only thursday - sunday

Family Parent one: marcus pierce -- drug store manager Relationship with them: kody and his dad are best buds! if it weren’t for his fathers love for rollercoasters, kody doesn’t know what his life would be like today. they used to play rollercoaster tycoon growing up and kody still cherishes those memories today. Parent two: tina pierce -- bridgemead city manager Relationship with them: kody and his mother have a very loving relationship. however, kody’s adoration for his mother dwindled when it was her job that forced them to move to bridgemead. he thinks of it as her fault that he doesn’t get to go to disneyworld anymore, and there’s a bitter part of him that thinks that if she hadn’t made them leave, he never would’ve become a vampire. he knows its wrong to attribute her to his curse, but sometimes when he’s really sad he cant help it. Siblings: none Other important family members: his widowed aunt shirley who lives twenty minutes from disneyworld and occasionally would join them on their weekend visits to the parks. he misses her greatly 😩😩

Favorites Color: that bright electric blue color on the cinderella castle at disneyworld Music: electronic Food: a disneyworld churro. Film: the incredibles / scooby doo 2002 Drink: pink lemonadde mixed with sprite Form of entertainment: disney+ subscription. if that’s all he had, he’d be content. Most prized possession: a magic kingdom two day passport ticket from the 1980′s

Habits Hobbies: playing rollercoaster tycoon / designing rollercoasters on his computer. obsessively watching ghost club paranormal on youtube. bothering aj with the latest thing on his mind that she definitely doesn’t need to know about Plays a musical instrument?: nope. wishes he could though! Plays a sport?: nope, but would be great at track now that he’s a vampire! How he would spend a rainy day: playing kingdom hearts II in his pajamas. Spending habits: great at hoarding all of his allowance! since he’s not spending it on food, he’s an excellent saver. pre-vampirism kody was not as cautious with his spending. Smoking/drinking/drugs?: no way 🙅🏼 has yet to even try alcohol Extremely skilled at: cheering up his friends! finding the good in others and convincing them to see it too 🤗 Extremely unskilled at: stopping himself from crying when he’s sad / when he’s in the middle of crying. putting together pieces of their investigations. sure, he can find things -- but what the hell is he supposed to do with them once he’s got it?!?! Nervous tics: anxious picking at his cuticles. messing with his hair. aggressive foot tapping. scrolling through his phone without actually looking at anything. Usual body posture: that boy has been working on rollercoaster code on his computer for YEARS. his body posture is absolutely RUINED! Mannerisms: constantly talking with his hands. bouncin’ around like tigger when something exciting happens. abbreviating things that don’t need to be abbreviated. the loudest in the room at all times.

Traits Optimist or pessimist? Introvert or extrovert? Daredevil or cautious? Logical or emotional? Leader or follower? Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? Prefers working or relaxing? Confident or unsure of himself/herself? Animal lover? HELL YEAH.

Self-perception How do they feels about themselves?: before the year 2020, kody actually quite liked himself! he realized that he was goofy and sometimes not everyones cup of tea, but for the most part, he knew he was a good guy who was a little obnoxious! now, he has mixed feelings about himself. vampirism has elevated a lot of his emotions and more often than not now, he dislikes himself for what he’s become, or what he could become if things turn bloody. One word the character would use to describe themselves: spunky What does the character consider their best trait?: his compassion What does the character consider their worst trait?: his gullibility What does the character consider their best physical characteristic?: his fluffy hair !! What does the character consider their worst physical characteristic?: that he’s a short king. stream short kings anthem by tiny meat gang How does the character think others perceive them?: he’s pretty sure most people think that he’s wildly annoying, but that doesn’t stop him from being fully himself most of the time! What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: his vampirism!! get this shit out of him just make him a normal aging boy again!!

Relationships with others Opinion of other people in general: kody is a big ole’ ball of love, and thus so, he tries to share that with everyone. strangers are treated with compassion, acquaintances are treated as old friends, and friends are treated like family. unless kody already knows someone to be a bad person, or is wary of them, he’s genuinely one of the nicest people one could ever meet. Opinion of the Scooby Gang: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it. Does the character hide their true opinions and emotions from others?: it depends on the topic, but for the most part, yes. when it comes to most scooby gang related endeavors, kody will share his thoughts -- if it’s something related to movies or tv, he’ll be talking your ear off for hours. if it’s something that could result in it hurting someone else, he’ll be quiet, and if his vampirism was ever to come into question, he’d be absolutely be suppressing it. Most important person in character’s life: oh god, not to pick scooby gang favorites, but probably aj. she’s the closest thing he has to a sister, and he doesn’t know what he would do without their banter, and her support. Best friend/s: aj darke, dylan frye, & arabella byrne Dating experience: absolutely none. kissed 2 girls in the span of 2 years over 3 years ago. Romancing: kody wouldn’t know the first thing about trying to get someone to date him. all he knows is the stuff he’s seen on tv, watched in movies, or experienced around him ( such as his parents successful marriage, or his friends dating people ), but if it were to come down to him, he’d be extremely awkward. picture tom holland’s spiderman trying to talk to zendaya’s mj in far from home -- because that’s extremely accurate. kody isn’t trying to date anyone right now for a couple of reasons: one being that he’s too nervous, and not exactly looking for love, but if it were to happen... he wouldn’t run from it necessarily. but two being that his vampirism creates a bit of a problem for him, and he’s not sure if he should subject anyone to the curse he’s stuck with.

Extra Physicality: if necessary, could probably lift a car and throw it down the street. as of right now, doesn’t know how strong he really is / is more concerned about hurting his friends with this supposed strength than he is finding out how many hundreds of pounds he could lift. kody in a fight? probably losing within the first five seconds, unless bloods drawn and the instinct to pounce takes over. Species: vampire How do they feel about it?: hates it. would do anything to reverse it. wishes he had just stayed a little longer at karma cafe that night. or had never gone at all. How do they look in their supernatural form?: pretty much the same, however when he’s hungry and near blood, his eyes go all dark and bloodshot, and the veins around his eyes start to pulse ( basically just like vampire diaries ), but kody is unaware of this since he’s never seen it happen to himself or another vampire

#bridgemeadtask01 #shoutout aaustinabrams for this gif #idk how to credit gif makers listen thats my credit right there

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seijch · 3 years

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ANNOUNCEMENT: NOT A HELLO, BUT NOT A GOODBYE EITHER

omg hi ... im like . ashamed to come back after saying brief hiatus in october and then disappearing off the face of the earth til FEBRUARY but under the cut i will be explaining myself and the following, if youre interested (and a tl;dr at the very bottom if you don’t wanna scroll thru this obnoxiously long post):

the reason(s) i was gone for so long

what i was doing during that time (its just a personal account yall can scroll past this idrc)

the status of those um . halloween requests

the future of this account

i. so . Hiatus .

i know. i know . i probably mentioned it when i made the announcement post, but my mental health likes to go on one of those rides. yknow the ones where you go like up rlly fast then down maybe and then up then DOWN .... its like that. i needed a break and every time i wanted to come back or thought about it, something would happen and i would get stuck in my own head.

a big reason for getting stuck in my head was (and i hate to admit this ... i hate to admit that i have Insecurities On The Internet) my feelings of inadequacy regarding my writing. i love to plot fics, i love concepts and characters and making little headcanons but i dont ... know if i love writing rn. and i thought for the longest time that like . whatever ill just push thru it its fine ill be fine but it kinda wasnt lmao you can kinda see it in my halloween reqs and what become of them when i get to that but i began to feel like nothing i had put out or would put out would hold up prose wise (and normally i dont feel like this im much more “idc its my life im living it” but thats not a rant for tumblr LMAO). i still feel like that -- like im better as a reader than a writer. but . You Know :-)

tl;dr: mental state go brrrrr

ii. anywhere here’s wonderwall

when i left, i was in a steadily decreasing mental and emotional state, made worse by a situation at work that really was a case of petty jealousy on my end and rlly isnt very consequential now despite how much pain and resentment it gave me when it Was a problem so i wont get into it. the tl;dr of november and december was me using work as an crutch and distraction -- i know my job, i do it well, it helped me not think about my responsibilities and obligations and inadequacies. of course, as the holiday season grew busier n busier i was scheduled so often that i moved 88 or so miles (according to my apple watch, which i ONLY wear at work since im never anywhere else outside my house) and fell into a cycle of showering n sleeping at my house before going back the next day. (theres definitely something to be said abt capitalism and “grind culture” here but once again its not the time or place snsjkdfds)

at the turn of the new year, i happened to remember a birthday card i hadnt filed away for safekeeping from a friend of mine that id been horribly out of touch with til that point. i started crying because i realized how out of touch id been in general up until that point. the month of january was great for me: i was focused, happy, and in a much better place than i had been before. the end of it brought me down focus wise and im hoping that enough time away from my distractions will refocus me bc i ... need it LMAO and though ive burned out from that level of productivity and gotten distracted again im ... trying to stay positive which i think is the most i can do 😁👍🏼

media wise, i got real into stardew valley (but burned out bc i played it extensively as a way to wind down after work), the pokemon platinum romhack renegade platinum (still havent finished it bc of school n i played it w the intent to see if i could nuzlocke it ... bitch its so hard but its so fun bc of it), briefly assassins creed: odyssey (im one of those ppl who completes an entire region before i move to the next so you can tell i burned out of that one + wouldnt have the time to properly devote to it even if i didnt), got back into genshin impact after pulling for xiao (after not touching it for like . months), and danganronpa. yes . danganronpa 😐 i Know. i stopped playing it after the second trial of the first game bc i was so hurt by the outcome and picked it up in late january only to get sucked in (thank god i had the foresight to buy the second and third games during the steam winter sale). rn im at the start of chapter 4 if anyone wants to come in my asks and um . talk to me abt danganronpa

tl;dr: I’m Into Danganronpa Now

iii. you realize halloween was three months ago right

i mentioned this in the first section, but i love to plot things. every request is plotted or at least has a solid foundation. i had fun detailing what concept i wanted to go with considering what i was given, and there were some bangers i might touch up in the future. but heres whats going to happen to the requests themselves:

there are two finished requests. one will be posted tomorrow and the other will be touched up (just bc i finished it doesnt mean its good 🧍‍♂️) and scheduled for next saturday. as for the ones i never got around to ...

i will not be finishing those requests. i hate to be That Person, but i feel like we all expected this 🧍‍♂️ what i will do is post all of my notes for each request in batches -- requests that have an @ to go with them will be mentioned in the post proper, but anon asks will be pictured. (there are some asks that came from blogs who are now deactivated but i wrote down all the prompts and remember most of those askers so ill cross that bridge when i get there) there will most likely be an excerpt or two simply bc i think i mightve written a few plot points or interactions in the form of bullet points. i rlly am sorry about doing this but i remember looking at my notion doc with all the prompts and feeling ... like i wasnt measuring up n it wasnt just to myself or to some intangible concept of “other” id constructed but it was instead to those who requested n actually WANTED to see and hear and read my writing and i ...... im gonna admit thats another big reason i avoided this site.

regardless, youll definitely get what i have (and likely more than just my bullet points and illegible handwriting).

tl;dr: im sorry. what i have in terms of plot, concept, and interaction for every request will be posted, but i cant say ill ever complete them and mean it.

iv. so what now?

well i mean . im not entirely sure how sold i am on haikyuu in the content creation department (as a creator n to a lesser extent, as a consumer). as mentioned previously, its no longer my primary focus. it doesnt mean im not into haikyuu anymore; i have a lot of love for those boys but i cant rlly say im even caught up w recent fandom activity and also havent even finished s4 pt2 LMAO thats on my to do list

and despite all that, i still want to share my plots n concepts and snippets and maybe even fics. it wont happen anytime soon. it might not even happen. but i mean . its better than me saying i wont write ever again shjdkfs but either way ill probably use this blog as a personal blog w the occasional ask game for dialogue prompts (those are always so fun i love making up aus to fit like . the most mundane prompts)

as for my works (past and any potential future), ive opened an ao3 acc here n ill be editing n possibly expanding on my old works to post there. tumblr, to me, is The x reader hub, but i figure more x reader fics on ao3 is never a bad thing.

ill be deleting/posting drafted posts to the queue since they were all meant to be queued anyway as well as (sorry again 🧍‍♂️) deleting or answering asks in the inbox. (moots if you get a notif from me saying i rbed your post from months ago ... mind your business) im very hard to get ahold of and its ... a problem. expect an overhaul of the nav n shit to reflect my new direction n also because i feel like i cant tell if my passion for carrd is shared by the majority HSDKLFS maybe its better to read my info in a normal post ykwim .......

and of course . if youve read all this n decided im no longer worth the follow, i sure as hell cant stop you. thank you for wanting to, at some point, hear what i have to say -- it means more than you think.

tl;dr: writing will be edited and reposted to ao3, this blog will be a personal blog with a hint of writing (sometimes)

the tl;dr to end all tl;drs:

im back! i wont be as active as i used to due to a lessened interest in haikyuu in general, but i have an ao3 acc now where all my past work will be edited, possibly expanded, and reposted. any future work will also find itself there. my halloween requests will be posted in batches as incomplete concepts, plots, and snippets of scenes; i wont be promising to finish any of them.

there are still fic concepts im attached to and want to finish, but i cant promise any more writing on my end. this blog will be a personal blog with maybe writing, not a writing blog with my personal thoughts all over it.

regardless if you stick around or not, its been crazy sexy cool (equal emphasis) being on haikyuu tumblr even tho i wasnt around for long ... even tho its not my main focus anymore, im still excited to see what the future might hold 🤝

love, ari 💌

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the adventure zone: graduation character list

Well, i accidentally deleted the original graduation character list post, so here i am making another one. Oops. And as always, if anyone has important details i should add then feel free to suggest them!

Here are all the characters introduced in episodes 1-25. Named characters only!

Also i can’t hide spoilers! So, um..... I can’t put spoilers on this one. If you need the version with spoilers try this version of the post that i made on the adventure zone subreddit but youre not missing out on much.

# -EPISODE 1- (19 characters)

Hieronymous Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Hero/Villain school. at least 400 years old. wears shining blue armor with gold accents. also an elf. according to Tomas, he led the charge at the "battle of blood valley", brought the Kingdoms of Rickart and Dawnbreak to a peace treaty, and founded the school. a little boastful, a little prideful, [SPOILERS OMITTED], and overall a pretty good dude.

Higglemas Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Sidekick/Henchperson annex, cranky old elf. has a dog named hero who shows no signs of anything strange at all, ever.

Gary (he/him): friendly room gargoyle. pseudo-hivemind.

Groundsy (he/him): the groundskeeper. a pretty nice fellow. don't go in his shed.

Hernandez (he/him): beautiful centaur professor of animal handling.

Jimson (he/him): human battlegrounds trainer for sidekicks/henchpeople, world famous featherweight champion, wields a staff. married to crushman.

Crushman (he/him): silver dragonborn with a sickle, and self-described beefy boy! heavyweight blood champion married to jimson. never lost a match for 8 years. full name Frostus Crushman.

Rolandus Fontaine (he/him): former prince, son of deposed king, kind of an asshole, maybe. wears a cape (important detail)

Zana (she/her): "terrifying" tiefling villain sorcerer, friend of rolandus. barkept the test tavern in ep2

Rhodes (she/her): hero ranger, friend of rolandus.

Buckminster Eden (he/him): hero guy. son of "The Iron Lord". their dad is stronger than rolandus's dad. his wiki page says rogue so i think hes a rogue? i never caught that and ive listened more times than i wish i did

Leon (he/him): softspoken buff, bald "fighter" (although i dont remember any clarification on how exactly he fights), sidekick of buckminster, around 28. anyone else keep forgetting he's bald? i keep forgetting it. >!gets sorta-drafted into becoming a falcon for higglemas and so far hasn't done much else.!<

Rainer Michelle (she/her): cheerful villainous necromancer with a floating chair. also, her name is pronounced "rainier" despite not being confirmed as such? travis ships her with fitzroy.

Tomas (he/him): human man with "kind eyes" and a good (psychic???) memory. guidance counselor.

Stewart LeBoeuf (he/him): brawny human man. serves food. there is no joke here, i promise

Mulligan (he/him): teaches potions. mentioned but doesn't appear yet. and we're like 25 episodes in. maybe we'll see him someday

Germaine, Victoria, Rattles (he/him,she/her,???/???): Skeleton crew. They live in the training room i guess, and as a result can never die, because "no one dies in the training room!" (note: someone now HAS to die in the training room). also their races are never explicitly stated but i guess they're probably human? in episode 3 travis brings up something about how many bones are in "the human body" and at this point i think i'm looking too deep into this so i'll just forget about it and you probably should too.

# -EPISODE 2- (9 characters)

Riveau (he/him): halfling, blame-taking teacher.

Mimi (they/them): gnome sidekick who builds cool robot prosthetics

Bartholemus (he/him): owl aarakocra accountant teacher, known for being the best accountant in the land and having a face some might describe as "smoochable". very pro capitalist :’( hope he gets better

Ramos (she/her): goliath teacher of shieldwork. *

Dip (she/her): sidekick, half-orc twin of pip

Pip (she/her): hero, half-orc twin of dip

Festo (they/them): fairy with "beautiful gossamer wings", independent study teacher of magic, loves to party

Snippers (he/him?): Let me tell you my story about Snippers the magic crab. When Travis gave the list of animals that Griffin could choose as Fitzroy's familiar's current form, he listed crab near the start, and this gave me excitement. Now i knew that crab was pretty unlikely but god i hoped that he would choose it. When the list went on- Bat, Cat, Crab, Frog, Hawk, Lizard, Owl, Poisonous Snake, Fish, Rat, Raven, Seahorse, Spider or Weasel- I nearly lost hope. I was hoping so hard that Griffin would choose the crab, but i was ready to accept a non-crab familiar. It was just buried in that list. It wasn't the most useful animal and it was an obscure pick. And as Travis informed him that it didn't have to keep the form for the whole campaign, Griffin said those five words i wanted to hear so, so badly. "Well then it's a crab." Folks, I do not often react physically when something happens in media. But in that moment, i remember very clearly, i fist-pumped and yelled, "YES!!!!!!"

so anyway, Fitzroy has a crab.

Jackle (he/him): kenku teacher of sneakery. creepy dude. apparently knows something about argo? also his name is not spelled "jackal" for some reason. Also in later episodes theyve started calling him "The Jackle" for some reason??? *

# -EPISODE 3- (1 character)

Dakota (they/them): tavern instructor, clad in black/red leather. no race stated? probably human. *

# -EPISODE 4- (6 characters)

Gerry & Tom (she/her, he/him): shopkeepers at barns and nobles who seem to have very bad names. also constantly competing for customers? these guys got dropped faster than the heathcliff quests, which is honestly just sad.

Barb (she/her): the bartender. runs Springs Eternal in Last Hope. has a sweet seeing-eye hawk familiar.

Jaryd Reginald (he/him): owner of Reginald Ore. Wants the workers to be held responsible for the damage caused by the xorn. (fun fact: originally i wrote down "Jerrod" because i wanted it to sound like a fantasy name, then realized it was probably "Jared" because theyre named after listeners, but i was pleased to find it confirmed that it's actually "Jaryd")

Candice (she/her): A Miner. thought those werent allowed in bars but, i guess not. Wants the mine owner to be held responsible for the xorn's damage.

Jade Johnson Esq. (she/her): lawyer.

# -EPISODE 5- (1 character)

Xorn: a big hungry gem eating guy from the plane of earth Low-Down Deep with 3 arms and 3 legs. why did travis just say "multi-armed" instead of specifying it was 3? who knows! Anyway it leaves

# -EPISODE 6- (3 characters)

Osric (he/him): the man, the myth, the bursar. finally shows up after being mentioned in episodes 2 and 4. he's an elf.

breeze through the willows (she/her): Pegasus attacked by demons, lost her parents. introduced in ep1 but gets a name here so fuck it. also in ep>!16!< we find out shes a "white arabian pegasus" and i dont think thats a spoiler bc we shouldve really known it from the beginning

Sabor (he/him): Librarian/research teacher. also a TORTLE. Really good at recalling stuff, i guess. kinda reminds me of Tomas's memory thing but i'm sure that's just a coincidence... *

# -EPISODE 7- (1 character)

Mosh (he/him): The goliath blacksmith who welcomes argo into the unbroken chain. Also, and this is specific to the tumblr version of this post, all the characters with an * at the end of their descriptions are also members of the unbroken chain. if someone knows how to do spoilers on tumblr please tell me

# -EPISODE 8-

# -EPISODE 9- (2 characters)

Eeiïäá#æ&éñn (pronounced like "Ian") (he/him?): an imp but without a shitty voice. also happens to not be violent. what a coincidence?

Terence (he/him): a chain devil with a real demonic name. minor boss of the imps. very convincing and very threatening. has the frightening ability to make you zone out during his fight

# -EPISODE 10- (2 characters)

Althea Song (she/her): elf with autumn-orange hair. representative from heroic oversight guild. i'd like to personally thank travis for spelling her name out.

Crabtree (she/her): Artificing teacher. Long gray hair with a long grey beard. no mentioned race, one might guess dwarf but that would be an assumption i suppose. also unbroken chain member, presumably the dwarf argo didn't recognize in episode 7.

# -EPISODE 11- (3 characters)

Marie (she/her): Grey-haired elf woman. She's the school's physician, i guess. Member of the unbroken chain.

Dendra Maplecourt (she/her): Fitzroy's mom. Has hot mint gum, i guess. She was mentioned earlier but i wasn't convinced she was a real person until this episode

Cool Gary (he/him): AYY ITS ME GARYR

# -EPISODE 12-

no new characters again!

# -EPISODE 13- (7 characters hhhyyyuu)

Kale (???/???): Head of the Placement Department, in charge of real world assignments. First mentioned in Ep4 but i missed that the last few times bc it is so brief. Gives exposition about missions i guess????? is that the only reason this chara cter exists

satyr thief (unnamed) (he/him): tries to rob thundermen, dies instantly

Ogre (he/him): teamed up with the satyr. his name is ogre.

Moon (he/him): A Sidekick. small pale sullen guy. no mentioned race. Why is there another FUCKING sidekick WE HAD ENOUGH hhhyuuuuuu

Deanna (she/her): A bigoted centaur with an obnoxious voice. Malwin the Strong's second in command.

Malwin the Strong (she/her): Leader of the centaurs of the scarlet woods. Wants to appease the spirit of the scarlet woods so that thecentaurs of the scarlet woods will be protected in the scarlet woods. Had a relationship with Arturas in the past but their clashes are currently known to get pretty heated.

Arturas (he/him): Leader of the Centaurs of the Valley, i guess. Had a relationship with Malwin. Centaur. Did i mention centaur? i cant think of anything else about this character

# -EPISODE 14- (2 characters)

Calhain (he/him): Human wizard, Malwin's magical advisor. Kind of an amateur wizard in a job high above his skill level. Graduated Wigginstaff's as a hero.

Spirit of the Scarlet Woods: A spirit who requires sacrifice in order to keep Malwin's herd safe and prosperous. Not keen on dubiously canonical combos, i guess. i wouldnt be either. also apparently the sacrifice depends on personal value, not how much value it has to the spirit.

# -EPISODE 15- (2 characters)

Sylvia Nite (she/her): Fitzroy's magic theory teacher at knight night school, who he turned into a catfish by accident. oops!

Chaos (they/them, maybe more): Presumably a deity, gave Fitz his powers and wants him to give in to his chaotic desires. (physical desc: 9 foot tall, iridescent 'mother of pearl' skin, pure white eyes, fine burgundy cloak with gold/onyx lining. their physical form beyond that seems to change every time they show up.)

# -EPISODE 16-

none -w-

# -EPISODE 17-

some demins happened. the big dudes are called "Pit Fiends" and the armored demon ladies are called "Erinyes", by the way. that was incredibly hard for me to figure out the first time, especially without headphones, i thought travis was saying "pig feet" and i just could not discern what the other things were

# -EPISODE 18- (6 characters)

snow on the mountain: shire horse pegasus

storm at sea: peruvian paso pegasus, vehement defender of The Guardian. doesn't have a goofy voice.. but he could have....

thaw of the spring: a winged horse

night of no clouds: a winged hhorse

The Guardian: "An ancient and powerful being that guards the unknown forest." Has protected the flock from demons for many many years. apparently is the voice that was talking to our firbolg in episode 1?

Grey, the Demon Prince (he/him): wants to cause a war, originally wanted to kill hiero and higgs, forces the heroes to build an army to fight his. As "Fauxronimous", he has skin the *color and pattern of* (but not necessarily made of) slate splashed with liquid, pointed ears, sharp teeth, shining eyes, horns of unspecified shape. 12 fucking feet tall. wonder if the slate-looking skin is related to garys. plot twist detected? Also i recently looked at the episode descriptions and found out his name is spelled "Gray", but really does it truly matter?

# -EPISODE 19- (2 characters)

Shabree Keene (she/her): Argo's mom, killed on the Mariah, possibly by the Commodore. Long auburn hair, green eyes. Mentioned earlier but described here, so fuck it.

**Thomas** (he/him): Argo's first mate on the Mariah, as the Kraken, in his chaos-dream. may or may not actually exist.

# -EPISODE 20- (1 character)

The Commodore (he/him): Reknowned hero of the seas, military regalia, great naval hero, presumably responsible for the death of Shabree Keene. No mentioned race. Seriously, they never mention this guy's race. The only thing described about him is how he's dressed and his evil smile. Does that mean he's human? Elf? Dwarf??? Who knows! maybe it just doesnt matter.

# -EPISODE 21-

none

# -EPISODE 22-

not any of them. not any.

# -EPISODE 23- (1 character)

Ozymondelius (sp???) (it/its): A warforged teacher who just so happens to like war or something? i guess its in the name. only mentioned in this episode, doesnt show up yet.

# -EPISODE 24-

they have a fight in the training room but nobody dies :\\ maybe next time. also no new characters. pog

# -EPISODE 25- (4 characters)

Gherkin (he/him): Tall lankier skeleton, has a scimitar and a merkin, which is a pubic wig... and he wears a jerkin? which i guess is a kind of coat? also i think hes mute

Tibia (she/her?) : Shorter skeleton with gold teeth, and long canines. i think both of the skeletons are mute actually.

The Lich King aka Gordy (he/him): Rainer's dad. Commands armies of the undead. lives in The Crypt. described as a hooded, skull-faced man with intricate black lines on his face, but changes to a shaved-head man with dark skin and vetiligo. Abandoned as a babby, raised by traveling parents, had necromancy powers, took Rainier in. Not actually very scary at all i don't know why he did the creepy laugh. Kind of a warm fatherly figure actually. hm. also people are speculating Gordy might be short for Gordita and his parents are maybe supposed to be lup and barry but THAT S JUST A THEORY.

our firbolg's father (he/him): A firbolg who lived by the code and was there when our firbolg was banished. Came to respect our firbolg's interest in a new way of life, in his final moments.

TOTAL: 72 NPCS! (well, including 2 extra PCs, i guess.)

Average: 2.88 NPCs per episode.

i was gonna not include the bone-PCs and have it be 69 but our firbolg's dad was just too important to not respect with a spot on the list.

anyway as always make sure to smack me with a blunt object if i forgot any characters!!!!!

#the adventure zone #taz #taz: graduation #taz g #sir fitzroy maplecourt #argonaut keene #taz firbolg #i dunno what else to tag this with #text post #keatposting

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