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martuzzio · 4 months

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HERMITCRAFT CATCHPHRASES

Hi, here's a (hopefully comprehensive) reference list of hermit catchphrases! The main goal here is to help writers and artists who (like me) might struggle with getting the characterization of some hermits right. Check out more info at the end of the post!

Note: this list updates a lot whenever I get new suggestions, which means reblogs aren't always fully accurate. I've linked this post to the top of my blog so it's easy to access the most recent version :)

Bdubs Shreep / uh-oh, gotta shreep! Crastle I love ya to death It’s gorgee Beyootiful Uh oh! Hell’s blazes! Hawsies YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO! Shuddup! Judas priest! Bdubs' PERFECT REDSTONE!! What in the world! Holy cow! Nuh-uh! Hoimycraaaaaf Whimsy Trying my heart out

Beef EEskall That was my nickname in college! Nailed it! Dangit! Beefy Tunes Smelly Etho Opulent Etho? Oh, yeah, I own him Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders! Beef taught Etho about redstone Oh my goodness! Oh boy! What the heck Oh, baby! Quote unquote A ton of __

Cleo Class dismissed! I don’t need your stinky torches I will break your legs Trash is fish The answer to everything is leather pants Not because it’s the sand castle you deserve, but it’s the sand castle I need! What did you do, Joe…. It's FINE, everything's FINE Lovely Silly I mean... Not gonna lie... To be fair...

Cub DA CREAMADA CROP Alright guys Nice, nice Ladies and gentlemen / ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em Eeeeasy money Beautiful, absolutely beautiful Mmmmmhmmmmmm Holy smokes Let's goooo! Sweet Oh, baby! Man, oh man Without further ado Peace out Cheers / cheers, man There's some heat coming off that thing

Doc Are you kidding me now? Alright guys Can’t touch this The G.O.A.T. Etho, get to the damn land man! It all started when Grian touched my redstone… Epic

Etho Uh-huh Like-a so Oh snap Get your snacks! Holy smokes! Take care, have a good day, bye bye Aww snappers! Aww yeah Von Sway I barely know ‘er! Speaking of llamas Bright blue bamboo E. to the T. to the your mum Beefaroni / Beefers Speaking of llamas… That’s what she said! Free glass Eyy, I go up and I go down. Ladders! / Eyy, ladders! Suckerrrr! Check it out

False Blimey Awh dude Frick False Supremacy Oh my goodness I don't know about you guys, but... Props to __ I'm not gonna lie...

Gem Gem is great Her [name] is [adjective]! Gem will __ ("Gem will watch Impulse") Perfect! Epic It's true, I swear! Not gonna lie... Oh gosh! Trust the process Nailed it!

Grian Hello! My name is Grian Good… byeeeee! Pesky bird My heart! My little heart! Mumbo Mumbo you are AFK Can we just agree that Mumbo loses? What in Queen Elizabeth’s shiny crown was that? It wasn't me, it was the man in the chicken costume! SaAaaaAaAnd Chobblesome SCAR NO— / NO SCAR— In theory… Electric boogalooo What does this button do? What on earth? This is in shambles Get outta here! Hear me out... We don't have __. What we DO have is __ Just straight up Without further ado Crack on Bingo bango Yes. 100%

Hypno Right, right Mmhmm You guys Dang guy

Impulse What’s goin on everyone? Shovel Shuffle BEHIND YOU GEM! Peeps Geez Let's goooo! Are you kidding me? Oh, man Now we're talkin'! Holy smokes Oh my gosh How cool is that? Jeez! Dang it! Buddy Presi (for present) You bet!

Iskall Hallo -skall ("richskall") That’s mega / that’s looking absolutely mega Omega “Excuse me? Sir?” __ of doom Okay, lol And I will see you dudes in the next episode I’ve had a realization Oh for goodness sake! It’s not fat, it’s big-boned Not gonna lie SaAaaaAaAnd Very fine Great success! Bird poop Bumbo Cactoni Do you even bust? / Do you even bust bro E Pag

Jevin Hypno smells! Oh my god Sucker What the heck Dude Man I swear

Joe Howdy y’all! That’s the Joe Hills difference! I will now say a poem of my own devising Core concept Keep adventurin’! Time skip! Who’s the guy who conquers death? That’s Joe Hills No not rage quitting I have to pick up my daughter from school or my wife will rage quit me! Grow Hills / Expand Joe Joepacity / Jhost

Keralis Look into my eyes and nothing but my eyes Wanna buy a book? Spank you very much Just sit back, relax, and enjoy Like this, like that I can see my house from here! Bubbles, Shashwammy, Sweetface, Princess Lookie lookie at my cookie / lookie lookie at my cookie… no, please don’t Like-a so I love your face I’m a real boy! I don’t k-nove (know) Not like this! Booshes Clever girl But first… lemme take a selfie I’m sinking… mayday mayday we’re sinking! Hallo yes dis is de German coast guard what are you sinking about? Scary harry larry I’m alayve! Breathtaking — no you’re breathtaking Mm-kay Oh behave I’m a simple man MeOOOow Welcome to my humble abod-ee Not too shabby My face! My palms are sweaty, mom’s spaghetti Tag 2 Booga Booga Stiffy nipples Batman! First I was afraid, I was petrified...

Mumbo I worry about myself sometimes I'm not really quite sure if I like that or not Yeah… yeah that's looking good… I guess… Dude! Chuffed to bits It’s a bit pants I’m such a spoon Oh my word It’s quite simple, really / it’s actually quite simple Bonkers I’ll catch you in the next one. See ya Off you pop Oh goodness me! Hermit challenges — initiation! All done and dusted To be frankly honest Seriously seriously cool Absolutely nuts I don’t even know what to say Iskall I feel sick Peace, love, and plants Moon’s big Mumbo for Mayor Quite simple

Pearl Lovely Bonkers At this point... Cheeky / you cheeky What's this? Mate

Ren Now we’re cooking with gas / we be cooking with gas today Ladies, get in line! / ladies, gentlemen, everybody get in line! You picking up what I’m putting down My dudes Y’know what I’m sayin’ Coming atcha frommmmmm Dude Coming from left, right, and center Greetings cyberdogs and citizens of the Interwebs, this is Ren-diggity-dog comin at ya in another episode from the Hermitcraft server (ey!) Automagically Jazztastic Janktastic Oh baby Like nobody’s business Looking absolutely magnificent Anyhoozle Twaddle Renstone The Octagon is a well-oiled machine! [word]-age [word]-ation [word]-i (to make things plural You love / hate to see it I'm just sayin' / if you know what I'm sayin' Professional __ Jazz Anyhoozle Exqueeze me? Freakin' Some serious __ What's happenin', baby? Chesticles

Scar Scarred for life Woah, what in the world! It’s gonna be am-ay-zing LOOK at the siiiiize of that Well, hello there my fellow miners and crafters, GoodTimesWithScar here. Welcome back to the wonderful world of Hermits and crafting Don’t forget to subscribe or you might just become scarrrred for life! Looking super fancy Let’s hit super fast build mode! Look at the size of that Appreciate ya Hotguy! Operation: Aquathunder! That’s what she said! Rapscallion You silly goose Oh, sweet baby Jellie! Bayum! / Bam! The bee's knees Easy peasy, orangey squeezy

Stress Are you havin’ a giggle? / are you takin the mic? Mate Oh my god / oh my gosh / oh my good gordons Gorgeous Plonker Geezer Ohhhhh nooooo! Yeeeesshhh I legged it Such a pro / I'm such a pro Proper __ Cheeky Bloke Thingamajig Ain't [word]-age [word]-ies

Tango Happy fun sauce -ificator, -inator, -ness, -tastic Skadoodle Fearsome bunny slippers Noob juice So here’s the deal Holding shift Shwoop Flim flam Poop came out Extra dumb with dumb sauce / __ of extra dumb Flee with extra flee! / fleeing with terror! Boom booms Gah! The dungeon is ready for its next victim Behold! Results may vary! I think my math is correct, but it’s been known to be wrong This is the worst timeline. I hate everything Big no! You— you freak of nature! Jerkface Jerkbutt Excellent How embarassing This is true Zombert Bits This I gotta see! Right in the face! [word] is happening Yeah baby! Stupid jerks Boop This is the best / worst thing ever! Niner niner niner [general unintelligible noises]

TFC What in tarnation! Crap-tacular Humongous Butt-ugly Ugly as sin Oh, goody Ender-twits Bugger Oh, fart For crying out loud

Wels Words are hard If you will Super __

xB Aww yeah Mmkay Son of a biscuit Pretty frickin' __ Man Get frickin' wrecked! Chestacle Dang it Staaph it Oy vey Crap on a cracker Dang it, Bobby! Dang guy

Xisuma Oh goodness me Oh dangit Geez Peeps I’m such a derp Oh my days Chooturial Issooma Allo Woa’ah Brought (instead of bought) My dude Achacha

Zed Hello hello hello A-good a-bye Muckin' about I lied TaaaAAnnGoOOooooOOOo Hu-jah! Pretty darn __ Certainly Rubbish I'm [word]-ing [word] me [word]-iness What happens is... Get kersplatted! Epic Oh my goodness!

More Info

So I'm currently writing a HC fic and realized how little I know about some of the hermits (I unfortunately don't have time to watch all of them), which made it really difficult to depict them properly in my writing. I'm assuming at least some of you might also struggle with this, so, here we are!

If you know of a catchphrase from any hermit from any season, comment, reblog, send me a an ask or dm, dm me on discord, whatever works the best :D

Note: when I say "catchphrase," I mean anything a hermit repeats over an extended period of time. It can be something said during a single season (like "You'll speak when spoken to!" or "Hermit Challenges!"), or something that spans their entire careers (like "Aww snappers!" or "Plonker"). I'm not looking for one-off quotes that are never bought up again — there's some great sources (like @hermitcraft-correct-quotes) for that already :)

Sources (which will hopefully expand with time): This reddit post from four years ago This other reddit post also from four years ago Reddit from three years ago This cute diagram A more up to date source Another Xisuma's dictionary on his website HC character tv tropes page This incredible google doc

#Hermitcraft #hermit catchphrases #hermitcraft catchphrases #hermit quotes #hermitcraft quotes #This post is going to update many many times so reblogs might not always be up to date #if you have a suggestion to add please let me know!

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erzthewitchblackwood · 7 months

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Written by: Amgine

Illustrate by: @erzthewitchblackwood for the #MEBigBang23

This story is part of the MoShang Big Bang 2023 organized by @moshangevents

“The first sign of warning should have been the system. It popped up some time after his birth to congratulate him. It also informed him that he was in the world of proud immortal demon way and that his body was the one of Shang Qinghua, the traitor. Not the best he could have hoped for, but still. While one possibility of how he could spend his life was predetermined, there still were plenty more. Nobody could force him to become a cultivator or to meet Mobei-Jun or to betray him and die in retaliation.” When Shang Qinghua is born into the world of PIDW, the system is a nice and steady companion. Unfortunately, it doesn’t stay that way. But Shang Qinghua has spent his whole previous life obeying the wishes of an unfeeling audience that didn’t care about him. This time, he will fight.

Hey people! Do not miss out on this fricking fantastic fic written by Amgine (I swear I'm going to change it as soon as I get her socials) All we can guarantee is...BAMF Shang Qinghua, and honestly...aren't we all here for this?

#moshangbb23 #MEBigBang23 #moshang #mobeijun #shangqinghua #摸尚 #mxtx fanfic #mxtx fanart #bigbang #svsss #god complex #fandom #illustration #mobei jun #airplaine #mu qingfang #luo binghe #shen yuan #Cucumber bro

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questionable-disarray · 1 year

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Ranking Community characters based on how often I think they swear

11 - Troy

I don't think Troy swears, like at all, if I were to put all these characters in that one alignment chart of how much they say fuck, Troy would be in the 'legally not allowed to say fuck' category. He gives me the vibe of someone who says 'crap' and 'frick' instead of actually swearing.

10 - Shirley

Shirley doesn't swear often because she thinks it would make her a bad christian if she did, she is however prone to the occasional outburst here and there.

9 - Dean Pelton

The Dean doesn't really seem like a guy who swears unless in very high-stress situations and even then I doubt he's that profane, maybe the odd curse here and there but ultimately not much swearing overall.

8 - Elroy

Elroy has always struck me as one of those people who finds swearing an undignified habit for people who don't have better words to say, he only really swears when he stubs his toe or something and literally can't think of anything else to say.

7 - Abed

Abed doesn't swear much generally because he doesn't want to offend people, however he does swear on occasion for dramatic effect or a movie reference, but profanities aren't really in his everyday vocabulary.

6 - Frankie

Like Elroy, I think that Frankie finds swearing unprofessional, but unlike Elroy, Frankie throws professionalism out of the window when provoked. She definitely tries to keep it to a minimum, but only to moderate success.

5 - Chang

Chang definitely swears a lot in my opinion, but I think he only does it when he personally thinks its' necessary. It's more likely that instead of swearing he'll just say something absolutely unhinged, although he has absolutely no qualms with swearing.

4 - Annie

I think after high school Annie slowly came out of her shell and began to indulge in more 'vulgar' and 'undignified' habits such as swearing, she definitely swears very minimally in professional or formal situations but when she's comfortable she has an absolutely filthy mouth (*cough* Advanced Dungeons and Dragons *cough*).

3 - Jeff

This shouldn't be surprising, I think Jeff swears a lot because he thinks it makes him seem more 'manly' (it doesn't) but even more so because he finds it very difficult to break the habit, he definitely swore a lot more back when he was a lawyer, but he still swears considerably.

2 - Duncan

Look, you can't convince me that Duncan isn't one of those brits that says 'bloody' in every sentence and uses 'cunt' as an endearing term, you just can't. Look at this man, do you seriously think he gives a fuck about how much he swears? No.

1 - Britta

Britta swears worse than a sailor and nothing can convince me otherwise, she's definitely been kicked out of places for 'inappropriate language' and has been arrested for swearing at cops before.

Also she lived in New York.

#community #troy barnes #shirley bennett #dean pelton #craig pelton #elroy patashnik #abed nadir #frankie dart #ben chang #annie edison #jeff winger #ian duncan #britta perry

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quodekash · 7 months

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GUESS WHAT BITCHES KANGSAILOM HAVE KISSED AND NOW ITS TIME FOR ME TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF THEM, ALL OVER AGAIN (im so hoping it doesnt take me 2-3 hours to watch this episode again but it honestly probably will)

I KNEW THE FRIKIN BACK PAIN THING WOULD COME BACK INTO PLAY

ISTG IF THESE BITCHES KILL HER THEY'LL ALL HAVE HELL TO PAY

NOT MY GRANDMA MILF GODDESS QUEEN SHIP-CAPTAIN

NOT ON MY WATCH

PFFFFFFFFT

oh honey

he's desperately pleading, he wants to tell him but he doesnt want to say it, he wants sailom to know what he's thinking and what he feels and what he wants and what he needs, but he still doesnt understand his own feelings and thoughts and desires

why did you kiss me? why aren't you talking to me properly? why are we here, in this locker room? why do you like me? do you like me? why can't everything be simple?

all condensed into a simple word

and he's avoiding eye contact, he cannot look at kang and he will not look at kang but it's not like it used to be, where he wouldn't look at kang because kang didn't deserve the respect, where he would only look at kang to smile and laugh at him because he doesnt fear him, no this time he wont look at him because he's afraid. afraid of the answer, afraid that he's wrong, afraid that he's right

AND HE WIPES HIS MOUTH

AND KANG IS WATCHING THE WIPE SO ATTENTIVELY

he sees sailom wipe his lips, rid himself of their kiss, rid himself of this conversation and of the fears and thoughts and questions and confusion, and kang just wants him to know what he feels but he doesnt know what he feels and the best he could put it was through that kiss, and kang had to watch as sailom removed any trace and feeling of it from his mouth

ouch

LOOK AT HIM

YOU CAN SEE HIS SWIRLING HURTING THOUGHTS

perth and chimon are both such astounding actors I cannot fathom them

PLENTY MORE CHANCES TO TALK TO EACH OTHER PROPERLY WHEN YOU'VE FIGURED OUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR MIND AND HEART

is this not post-patpran-rooftop-kiss-scene

its literally exactly the same

THE LITTLE LIP BITE I CANT

its the small little nuances and facial expressions and tiny reactions and thoughts communicated on their faces

is nuances the right word to use there? idk, it's fine

LMAO IM-

WAIT SO THIS QUESTION IS POPPED AT THE START OF THE EPISODE??? DAMNNNNN

MAN HE'S GOT A WAY WITH WORDS

and I mean that genuinely

WEAR YOUR SEATBELT BITCH, WHAT THE HELL

WHY IS NEITHER OF THEM WEARING THEIR SEATBELT

GUYS

DRIVING IS DANGEROUS

ITS A HIGH-RISK ACTIVITY

AND YEAH MAYBE A TINY STRIP ACROSS YOUR TORSO DOESNT SEEM LIKE IT DOES MUCH, BUT IT'S STILL BLOODY IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BONK AND A SPLATTER IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING

SEATBELTS ARE IMPORTANT FOLKS

WEAR THEM

Y E S

HE OPENED THE FRIKIN DOOR

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

are we finally gonna get the scene ive seen in the end credits so many times and die every time I see it where they're lying in bed together and smiling at each other and ghkerbgjksdb

FUGWE9JOGSBNVPIWEKGNPIVWEKNMSDGPOVKNERIPKDNGPBIVKERVLNDPOGIKNVEPORILKSNDGPBVOIKERNMD-OFPSGKJBVEPS

OML THE HITTING ON HIM SAGA/MONTAGE

THESE PARTS ARE ALWAYS SOME OF MY FAVOURITES

AND THESE TWO GOT TO IT A LOT FASTER THAN MOST OF THE OTHERS IVE SEEN GEUIRJGBKSD

GOUEWBJDSG THE BLOW KISS

HE'S SO UNASHAMED

IM LOSING MY MIND

THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULDVE DREAMED FOR

HOLY FRICK I LOVE HIM

THIS IS AMAZING

IM SOBBING FROM HOW HARD IM LAUGHING

I CANT GET OVER "ill eat you then, because I like you" LIKE DAMN BRO THAT WAS SMOOTH AND MY MIDNIGHT BRAIN SOMEHOW DIDNT SEE THAT VERY OBVIOUS FLIRT SETUP COMING AND I LOST IT

HIS HAPPY LITTLE SMILE OMG I CANT

fR I C K

it's okay it's okay, she just has a bad hip, she's not gonna die I swear she's not gonna die

also can we just take a moment to honour the mesh shirt kang's wearing?

savour the moment a bit longer...

let the moment of appreciation last...

okay that is all thank you for joining me in worship

A L S O let's just think about this. im guessing grandma and dad and that nurse are all going to the hospital.

whICH MEANS the two gay-ass teenagers who are gay-ass specifically for EACH OTHER are gonna be home alone in a huge-ass mansion for a while

I wonder what they could possibly spend their time doing

what are you eating, sailom 👀

THE HAND RESTING ON HIS SHOULDER

BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOUR MAKES A COMEBACK

THE EYEBROWS-- I CANT

they're really channelling the patpran this episode

and im so happy about it

"just go straight" lmao good luck with that one buddy

breaking news: it comes as a shock to absolutely no one: quodekash has, once again, run out of images. a new post will be made for your enjoyment shortly (but it wont be posted for at least an hour because I cannot watch things at a normal pace and the post wont be posted until I either run out of images or finish the episode, whichever comes first)

#quodekash disregards sleep because of dangerous romance #dangerous romance #dangerous romance series #dangerous romance the series #kangsailom #kanghansailom #sailomkang #sailomkanghan #perthchimon #chimonperth #perth tanapon #chimon wachirawit

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papirouge · 9 months

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"Deuteronomy has God commanding his people to raid cities and take women aNd wE aLl kNoW wHat MeaNs" NO YOU DON'T, you idiot.

Israelites were forbidden to have sex outside of marriage AND marry foreign/non Israelite women, so that excludes the possibility for them to rape the women they spared during war.

I swear you guys have your fricking brain rotten by your paranoid agenda that you automatically assume that a man taking charge of women means he's going to rape or abuse her. Totally deranged.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 isn't about rape but (consensual) sex outside marriage. Again, this person is literally making shit up assuming that bc a man lies with a woman = rape. There's actually a whole another passage in Deuteronomy tackling the punishment of rape (death). I already covered this common lie here.

"tHe mIsoGynY iN tHe bIbLe iSnt sUbtLe"

Ah yes, sooo no subtle you have to make shit up (rape) to make your point.

If the Bible was misogynistic, women would be the only one to have specific obligations. You constantly focusing on women not being to have authority over men shows how MALE CENTRIC you are. You refuse to acknowledge CHRISTIAN WOMEN don't have to abide under any male authority because *ding ding* Christian women existence doesn't revolve around marriage or church assembly/teaching (the place where they can't teach men). But you are soooo obsessed with men that for you, not being able to "dominate" them in one aspect is an offense. If the Bible was forcing women to be under male authority, it wouldn't be the only religion to elevate CELIBACY over marriage.

The only white lies I see are people like you omitting all the other obligations & punishment abiding to men (sometimes, because of women's action) to act like the Bible was focusing on women alone.

Oh and one last thing: Eve having to bear the consequence of her sin isn't misogyny. She messed up and she got punished for that. So did almost all the biblical characters. Accountability isn't "misogyny". also why are you constantly leaving out how Adam TOO got punished and had his own curse (having to work HARD for survival)

Interestingly enough "tHe bIblE is MisogYnIst" squad NEVER brings up why the sin that Eve instigated is called ADAM'S curse....not Eve's curse...🤔 " If the Bible hates women sooooo much, then why does that curse took Adam's name who had to equally share the responsibility (when he sinned only because Eve told him to) ? "Adam didn't get deceived" is factually true. Cope. Women can do mistakes, IDK why you have such a hard time to downplay Eve's

....something-something..... Ah YES : reciprocity of gender roles. You seethe about women having no authority over men? just wait until you learn that men will share guilt for sins or actions perpetuated by WOMEN🙃 Samson anyone? Yael/Barak??...oh sorry, if you actually READ the Bible you'd know what I'm talking about.

And let's not forget how Lot got actually RAPED by his 2 daughters who went away scot free.... Funny how these anti Bible wack feminists have nothing to say about that 🤡 There are occurrence of women (sexually or emotionally) abusing men in the Bible and men aren't screeching about it as much as you do. Men in the Bible had to deal with much more injustice and struggle than biblical women but you won't shut up about how evil the Bible is bc you are a bunch of conceited self centered minsinformed ignorant ungrateful harpies.

#the OP is a cold ass take asking why God is called the Father not the mither and everyone is #patiently trying to explain it to her #but IMO the best answer would be : 'why not? 🙃'#for some reason these women are so obsessed with men #it's like they were constantly competing to access maleness prerogatives #but in the same time attribute anything wrong to maleness #like bestie PICK A FIGHT #if God is evil and is ok with rape and misogyny.....why are you hellbent questioning his maleness ?#isn't what everything you accuse him to condone typically male pattern?🤔#papi watch #papi truth #Christian

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avionvadion · 9 months

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ACT 3 SPOILERS BELOW for RAPHAEL/HOUSE OF HOPE, NIGHTSONG, SLIGHT KARLACH, AND SLIGHT ASTARION.

Damn. Go off, queen! XD Break his spine! Oof.

Astarion T_T

Anyways, I was going through the factory trying to figure out how to save all the gnomes and naturally ended up killing the guards there, and while I was looting their bodies...

GAME, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. OW. I DIDN'T NEED THAT. WAY TO DIG THE DAGGER IN THE HEART.

Also, yay! Astra's famous now, lol.

KARLACH, I SWEAR TO GODS IF THERE ISN'T A HAPPY ENDING FOR YOU I WILL SCREAM. YOU DESERVE ALL THE HAPPY ENDINGS, MAMA K.

I love Karlach with all my heart T_T

TELL HIM, QUEEN!!!!

Wasn't expecting Astra to get hit on by a pirate, but you know what? After that rude Djinn, this is very nice. Thank you, ma'am. But she's dating the red-eyed elf beside her, so~ yeah... well, the elf and a bear man.

TO THE HOUSE OF HOPE!!!!

KARLAAAAAACH~!!!!!! T_T

Y'know, Astra's actually looks really good in that outfit. Huh.

Oh, shit.

HEY, BUDDY! HAVEN'T SEE YOU SINCE ACT TWO!!! FANCY SEEING YOU HERE!!!! YOU, UH, AREN'T GONNA HELP RAPHAEL KILL EVERYONE, RIGHT???

Oh, thank gods. I was gonna quick load if I didn't pass it.

The song for this fight. Was. So. Freaking. GOOD.

Also, I'm really glad I had Astra learn the "Hold Monster" spell when I did because yoooo that came in handy. Though I did kind of... not realize the fountain could restore everyone's spells and health until RIGHT before the Raphael fight, so Karlach and Astarion were doing the majority of damage to the imps and stuff so Astra and Gale could save their spells. Sigh. I be so dumb sometimes.

We are amazing. Thank you, Hope.

How can one man be so pretty, even when covered in blood???? Especially when covered in blood??? T_T

Sir, Astra wants out of this one-sided toxic relationship. Please stop. You are giving her absolutely zero reasons to side with you over Orpheus. What the frick.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 raphael #bg3 astarion #bg3 karlach

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doodler-jpeg · 2 years

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Hewwo!

If u write for tf2 - scout. Pls lemme have that Boston boi 👉👈

Playing with his s/o some multiplayer game. Maybe against each other in a team? ✋ it can be short. Anything’s fine with meh!

Gotcha! Fun fact: out of curiosity i was like "wow, scout likes sexbomb? Might as well listen to it!" And now I'm forever stuck in the constant loop of listening to that song until I'm sick of it.

CW// swearing, scout being a sore loser, pretty gender neutral but scout uses "doll", "toots", and other CUTTE pet names.

When you proposed the idea of playing a game with Jeremy, he didn't expect you to pull up quite a handful of multiplayer first person shooters. In fact, he didn't even expect you to actually have a game- he thought you'd make one up like he usually does.

"Uh, doll, you sure this is multiplayer?" You grab two controllers, grinning at the twenty-five year old.

"Yup." You answer, opening up one of the Team Shooter games to set up Scout and you. "Here you go, sweetums." You hand him the controller and give him a smile.

You load into a match and, to your surprise, you aren't on the same team.

"I'm in love with the enemy?" Scout gasps, "Frick."

#tf2 scout x reader #tf2 scout #scout x reader #tf2 x reader #tf2

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shitpostingkats · 2 years

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Hi! I recently found your blog, and I just wanted to say that I adore your commentary on all things Yu-Gi-Oh. So much. Words cannot express it. Partly because your insights and takes are just so good and also partly because it’s so incredibly refreshing to see someone who has good things to say in this fandom instead of focusing only on negatives and/or fighting about so many simplistic things.

(It’s also great to see that I’m not the only one borderline obsessed with/constantly analyzing these card game shows and their characters, but that’s an entirely different subject…)

Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks for all the wonderful commentary, and keep up the great work! You’re legit the only reason I even came back to this hellsite after over almost two years away from it, after accidentally stumbling across one of your posts through Google. Seriously. I can’t stand Tumblr, but I might just start a YGO blog here for the sole sake of spam-hearting/reblogging your posts.

PS: And also, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention how fricking refreshing it is to find someone who actually gets the characters. So thank you so much for that, too. Like, I mean, specifically Jaden/Judai and Yusei. Seriously, the amount of time I’ve gone on and on about how both these boys are actually great and valid and not at all like what some parts of this fandom would have you think only to try to be shut down with a dime-a-dozen, repetitive excuse that I’ve outargued countless times and yet — sorry, it’s just… it’s great to see that someone actually more or less see where I’m coming from. I’ll stop there, because if I start on a rant about how and why both Judai/Jaden and Yusei are surprisingly really deep characters I’ll be here forever. I would very, very much love to read more of your essays on these blorbos, but, of course, no rush.

Oh my gosh thank you so much for the kind words! ❤️

It legitimately means to world to me to see people enjoy and resonate with my funny little musings. While I started this blog as a place to just record/organize my hyperfixation essay nonsense, a nonzero part of it was to put my thoughts out there and hope it reached an audience other than my non-yugioh obsessed friends who lovingly put up with me spamming our discord with no context analysis.

One of my fondest loves of the internet is picking apart and examining stories that maybe weren't intended to looked with such scrutiny. Especially ones that get a bed rap for being "bad writing" or "dumb". Flawless cut diamonds, while pretty, aren't the only gemstones with facets.

I also made this blog as a place where I can wax poetic bullshit to my hearts content.

But yeah, the internet can be a pretty rancid place, and I really get bummed out seeing such a strong focus on beating down stories rather than lifting them up. I wanted my blog to be a safe place to just discuss anything and apply depth and positivity to whatever took my fancy. And what is absolutely rotting my brain right now is these silly card game boys. Hearing that other people not only read, but enjoy my bizarre combo of pretentious lit. student, heart-of-gold dumb-of-ass, and astonishingly attention-deficient, makes me know I'm doing the right thing, and that other people need that kind of space too.

(I swear, I didn't mean to write this entire response without mentioning the blorbos of the hour themselves. Rest assured, I will be posting a ton more thoughts on them, and your ask has only bolstered my resolve to do so. They are. So good. Always feel free to barge into my house and just start infodumping about the yugioh kiddos. I care them. And I care that other people care them. <3)

#asks #ask response #yugioh #ygo #yusei fudo #jaden yuki #pinned post #I hope you don't mind me using this as an intro to my blog. It just tapped into everything I want people to know about me when they arrive

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hoardingpuffin · 1 year

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A Word on Muppet Media and Music

[this post is about the Muppet Show and Muppet Movie Media, not all Muppets, so it excludes Fraggle Rock, Sesame Street, Emmett Otter and pre-Sesame Muppets]

The Muppet films [excluding the 2011 one plus its sequel, I'll explain why below] have no fricking business having songs that are this good.

The original Muppet Movie's "Rainbow Connection" is obviously iconic but it's also a really beautiful song if you take it out if the Muppet context. Same with it's reprise "The Magic Store" - I mean, c'mon!

Life's like a movie

Write your own ending

Keep believing, keep pretending -

We've done just what we've set out to do.

Thanks to the lovers, the dreamers and you.

Then, in the same movie, we get "I'm going to go back there some day", Gonzo's song, and oh my goodness, it's got unironically one of the most beautiful lyrics I've ever heard.

There's not a word yet

For old friends who've just met.

Part heaven, part space

Or have I found my place?

You can just visit, but I plan to stay -

I'm going to go back there some day.

And it's not just the Muppet Movies either - think about "Muppets Treasure Island" and "Muppets Christmas Carol" - yes the songs are sung by Muppets mostly, but you wouldn't know so if you took the lyrics out of context. Treasure Islands "Shiver my Timbers" is a great pirate-y pseudo shanty, "Something more" is a perfect I-want-song; Christmas Carol's songs overall set the mood for each scene - "Scrooge" has a looming undertone, "One more Sleep" is longing, "It feels like Christmas" perfectly encompasses Present's personality, "Bless us all" has happy words but a sad undertone (also the fact that Present is the only spirit to sing, and the fact that all the musical numbers cut pff after Yet to Come shows up, amd then the next song happening only after Scrooge returned to Christmas Day... aaargh so good).

Which brings me to the 2011 Muppet Movie by Disney. Where other Muppet songs did have a muppet-y tone, the actual lyrics were pretty deep, with interesting and clever plays on words, and you could easily take the lyrics out of context and the wouldn't read as particularily muppet-y or at least like they aren't in their own way little lyrical works of art. None of them seem childish or shy away from big words.

Disney's Muppet Movie's songs meanwhile gave us

Am I a man or am I a muppet -

if I'm a muppet I'm a very manly muppet.

Am I a muppet or am I a man?

If I'm a man then I am a muppet of a man!

and

Everything is great, everything is grand -

I have the whole world right here in my hand.

The lyrics seem so empty in comparison. They aren't clever, they aren't deep and meaningful, they just exist to be funny and to maybe give minimal storytelling on the very surface. The melodies also aren't very inventive and all the songs kinda just... sound the same? Meanwhile the original Muppet films had lyrics with layers that fleshed out the characters, songs of different genres and styles and meanings.

I swear I am just time and time again disappointed by the Disney-ification of The Muppets. You can tell that whoever wrote 2011's songs did not try to make good songs that happened to be in a Muppet Movie, they tried to Just Make A Few Very Muppet-y Songs and ooooh my did that backfire...

#personal rant #jim henson #special interest #muppets #muppet show #muppet movies #muppet music #muppet movie #muppet treasure island #muppet christmas carol

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obeymefu · 1 year

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The Obey me characters finding out you beat the shit out of a demon Pt2

Mammon

Mc's Pov

'What the absolute HELL AM I GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW. Oh no umm lets see don't panic who can you call? Lucifer?, no he'll scold us, Levi, no he won't know what to do, MAMMON!' I quickly go to contact and hit call. ' Its ringing frick why did I sprain my ankle a the worst possible time-' " Heya Mc wassup" "Mammon I need your help I got in a fight with a demon and I cant get back to the house and- " Im on my way where are you." " 29265 Slaughter Bld" " I'm almost there hang on" Before I knew it a white ball of worries named mammon was in front of me panicked checking the damage. "I'm fine other than a few bruises and a sprained ankle Mam-" " WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH HUMAN. YOU ARE LUCKY YOUR ALIVE WHY DIDNT YOU CALL ME?!" " I couldn't mammon he took my DDD and thew it when i tried." " ..... let's get you back to HOL I'll patch you up there. Then he picked me up like it was effortless and carried me to HOL. when we got there he set me down on my bed and grabbed my first aid kit I have in my drawer for just in case.

Mammon Pov: 'Damn human what where they think I know their ballsy but still, what where they think in fighting a deal on even a low level could easily kill them. Then what? It was bad enough with belphie what if its permanent this time? I don't know what id do without them.' ithought as I wrapped their ankle and treated their bruises.

Mc's Pov: 'I've never seen mammon explode like that. I didn't start the fight I just finished it why can't he understand that? "Hey uh human?" "Hmm?" "I'm sorry for yellin I was just scarred a losin ya is all." " I can't see my life without ya I need ya Mc ya got that, cause ... life would suck without you, ........ I NEED you I constantly worry about you when ya aren't with me. " Mammon confessed a blush spreading across his cheeks to the tips of his ears refusing to look you in the eye. "Mammon" your voice and face softened. " life wouldn't be the same without you either I'm sorry for worrying you " " Its ok just promise you wont go getting in fights with any demons from here on out." " I swear mammon." I said grabbing his chin and tilting his face up at me locking eyes. Giving him a peck on the lips and tackling him hug " I love you mammon" " I love ya to dummy <3"

#obey me shall we date #obey me brothers #obey me imagines #obey me x mc #obey me mammon

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youvebeenlivingfictional · 2 years

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Howdy love 37, 40, 27 and 28 (and if youre eyeballing one and someone hasnt prompted you yet, do that)

oh my GOD BLUE I DIDN'T SEE THIS BEFORE i am ashamed i am melting into the floor i am so sorry ily please forgive me

27. How do you feel about collaborations? I love reading them, but I've rarely broached actually actively writing them. I think the closest I've gotten is with dear Mags with our BishBrat posts.

28. Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

I mean you're on that list, Blue. Obvs. You brilliant lovely prolific maverick.

Also @massivecolorspygiant. Mags is an absolute darling and her fics make me wanna nom everyone she writes for. I don't think she means to write them so biteably but...She does.

Also also @charnelhouse. The variety? ? The molten hot smut? ? The angst? ? The feels? ? Iconic.

I'm adding a cut here for 37 and 40 'cause the answers are gonna be....Long

37. Talk about your current wips.

Oh......Hoookay.

Well there's Kinktober, which has been a wild ride. I'm doing my best not to repeat characters so I'm writing for 31 different characters. I'm still shuffling things about in my spreadsheet.

The main fics I'm posting right now are If You Can't Take the Heat, You Spin Me Right Round, and To Have Loved and Lost, all for characters that honestly did not pull me in right away (except for George Russell, lord above) and then I could not get them out of my head.

The fics/wips that I'm working on actively that aren't posted are mainly:

Original fiction (3 books that I'm just fucking around with to be honest)

A Tangerine x Reader x Raymond Smith fic that has yet to be named (but is beta-named The Mark of a Gentleman)

An Oberyn x Reader x Ellaria fic called Hollow

That Yeehaw Motherfucker (I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON IT BLUE I have four chapters written so far)

A Kendall Roy x Reader fic called Ken-Doll and the Ugly Fuckling

A Marcus Pike mini-series called Stress Relief

I've got a few other mult-chaptered works and stories in my oneshots folder that are getting shuffled around, you know. Poked in on now and again.

40. Write an alternative ending to [insert fic title] (or just the summary of one).

Oh christ I've really had to think about this one

OH you know what

I ended I Could Be Your Sometimes with Andy Barber and the Reader breaking up for good.

To be totally honest, I had a sequel planned where Andy comes back into her life during the events of Defending Jacob, but some people were so fricking rude with me about the story that I just scrapped it. I still think about writing it sometimes, but I don't know if I wanna incite that...Again. Like I totally feel/get the idea that we write for ourselves and we choose to share it, but the scant attention that fic got made me uncomfortable. Like a lot of people were like 'so when are you gonna fix it', 'when's the next part being posted' after I explicitly said that I wouldn't be writing it anymore and I...Did not like that.

#asks #replies #I'M SORRY BLUE I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THIS ily #ask meme

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inprogresswriter · 11 months

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Warning: Rambling and shitty grammar ahead

When you're a writer and have no idea what to write for your story but you know you want

Monsters

Like I want a monster romance like I am craving it and wish to write it but the big question is which fricking monster

We got:

Werewolves

Vampires

Gorgons

Fae (General idea nothing solid)

Demons

Revenant

Divine beings

Animal hybrids

Merfolk

Eldritch Abomination

Don't wanna do vampires cause they feel overdone but also vampires are amazing when done right like Alucard in Castlevania I'm crying tears of joy although he's a Dhampire. But you get the idea less Twilight more Castlevania like but I also like the ideas of Vampires just being absolute little shits like they are immortal bored and need to stir shit up ironically its the non immortal who has their shit together

We love a chaotic King/Queen/Royal

Werewolves are amazing, like I love them and their potential, but I feel they aren't presented well, or maybe I haven't found a good one yet I like. Like they are more than buff jocks like come on, just like how vampires are not just emo rich dudes who sip wine in their castle. Like why can't I have a smart werewolf rat king who could bring the end of the world. Or a werewolf who just wants to find their soulmate but has horrible luck or a werewolf who's trying to get accustomed to a life away from their huge family.

Potential here like I would read this or maybe write this but will I really or will this fall down the abyss known as stuff I'll do later(never). Less Jacob imprinting on a child (baby?) and more Bigby from Wolf Amoung Us (Anyone excited for Wolf Amoung us 2) gotta love the rough but caring detective.

Gorgons oh how I love you. I love gorgons Ok like sexy snake lady who could snap me in half sign me up. She's more snake then human even better I'm not picky. This is spawned from my love for snakes and the story of Medusa just kills me everytime I'm also a slut for greek mythology.

A matriarchal society of snake ladies who turn people to stone but make it a royal who's possibly trans Male and is trying to find themselves in a race which is 90% female but they are still proud of their culture and race and is ofc a Feminist. The gorgons are kinda confused but try their best they have the spirit like they are hissy with everyone else but with their own kind they are open and relaxed.

(First time making a meme)

Also you can be a race of badass women and still not hate men like I don't really get it like you can be all for womens being strong without shitting on other genders.

Now Fae is an interesting on since its a huge category. We got like fairies, pixies, elves etc they are amazing BUT not really my jam like don't get me wrong love elves like Fenris my sweet love but elves are done to death and are kinda bland Dragon Age actually doesn't do too bad with Fenris story being really interesting but also making me want to headbutt a wall (Fuck you Denarius). Love me fairies and pixies and no disrespect to those who adore them but they are just not me cup of iced tea (too hot for tea).

Now Demons/Cambions on the other hand are something I find cool I swear I'm not a cultist. Like for example Hellboy is my jam (although he is a Cambion), Damien and Dhalia from Monster Prom etc. Like Demon characters with a soft side. I'm just not sure how to fit them but I want them in just not sure how. Demon literally fist fight and burn to their goals if only I could too.

Now Revenants are a special place in my heart (I swear I have not done anything illegal). Since one of my favourite movies is The Crow with Brandon Lee and I just love the idea of someone coming back to life getting revenge on those who wronged them like yesss. Like forgiving people and kissing and making up sometimes isn't enough and murder is indeed the answer. On a similair note its one of the reason's I adore Jason Todd although he isn't a revenant he was still ressurected and mentally fucked consumed with anger and revenge.

Seriously though Joker really needs to die like Batman doesn't need to do it but like doesn't America still have the death penalty so like why hasn't he been executed yet for fucks sake.

But seriously if we can't agree on whether Joker should be killed can we at least agree Jason deserves better (all of them deserve better) although I am on the fence with Batman sometimes he can be an ass.

Moving on while I am all for stories of chasing revenge I want a story where they find a way to exist despite this like try get revenge and it consumes them so their found family helps then gain revenge but doesn't let it consume them if that makes sense. I'm a sucker for found family the Bulls Chargers with The Iron Bull and Krem destroys me.

Divine beings I'm talking Gods/Goddesses, Spirits and basically anything which is immortal but not dead in someway or spawned in Hell. Now I have mentioned before I love Greek mythology so you bet your perfect ass I am a fan of stories of Gods with mortals (cosentually being the key)so Apollo and Hyacinthus 100%, Euridice and Orpheus, Rauru and Sonia defo and by some people's opinions Icarus and the Sun God/Titan (Apollo or Helios). But I do like romances amoung immortals themselves Hades and Persphone Hell yess any romance with Zeus and Poseidon get in the bin.

Now when I say Animal hybrid I do not mean Furries I mean creatures who look human with animalistic features for example Satyrs, Fauns, Tengu, Kitsune, Centaurs but also characters like Catra who are more human looking with some animal like features and behaviour I mean idk why but I love these type of creatures maybe because it forces us to create new things for them for example Avian creatures need different clothing depending on the shaping of their wings or more hairy animal hybrids need help with shedding and personal grooming. It gives a lot of opportunities for creativity.

Merfolk which maybe a bit of an unpopular opinion idk it's kinda bland wait let me explain. Merfolk much like elves are pretty standard and often are a copy past of eachother you know the beautiful mermaid who probably sings and looks like she belongs on a L'Oréal advert. Which is OK but like something different like gimme some variation also while I know sirens originally where supposed to be these bird like ladies I do like the more fish like version personally I am considering it but only if I cam figure how to make it interesting.

Leaving the best for last we have an eldritch abomination. (Seriously I swear I don't have a cult). Which to be fair I have no idea how to even explain this which is pretty on brand tbf if tentacles, lots of eyes and random gaping maws plus selling your sanity for love is your jam then here you are. A lover who you will go crazy for literally. While I love the idea again much like demons I have no idea where to begin cause let's be honest Chaos from Hades is Gender but they are also hot. Ik technically they are a god sort off but they give me big eldritch vibes and I'm here for it also their chaos so it makes.

Although what better way to understand Eldritch horrors then with reading Lovecraftian novels I kid you not they scare me but also hot hmmm I mean life already makes me feel insane minds well be benefiting from it amiright

But also

Anywho I'm gonna keep digging although tumblr is giving me appreciation for monsters I had not yet considered

#monster lover #rant #werewolf #gorgon #fae #vampire #demon #eldritch horror #merfolk #animal hybrid #divine beings #revenant

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its-gonna-be-may · 10 days

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I'm sitting here in pink pajamas watching cartoons...

Why in the gosh darned frick frack diddly darn world do I not own any pajamas that aren't pink I swear to god!

Oh well, at least I have Phineas and Ferb.

#pokeblogging #pkmn irl #irl pkmn #pokemon irl

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autisticmao · 2 months

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GENRE: fluff

FEATURED: akehoshi, hidaka, yuki, hasumi, kiryu, kanzaki, ritsu (fricking heck-)

WARNINGS: none!

PROMPT: a small percentage of the human population has a life companion or a few named a ryune, mao is one of those people, and this is one of his many daily moments with them (and friends!)

WORD COUNT: 1,520

✎: the daily life of mao and the ryune's

"Wait... Subaru! No! Don't tear that... apart... too late." A sigh of defeat leaves in between the small gaps of his lips. Three levitating figures zoomed around his bedroom. "I swear you guys get more chaotic with each day that passes! Is that how you Ryune's really grow?"

Ryune's are little mythical creatures that live alongside humans. They're like humans, but much smaller — like the size of fairies, and they don't speak any human language other than in some tones of squeaks. A Ryune is like a companion that only a few people in the world are born with the power to summon.

Isara walked over to his desk in the corner of his room, grabbing the manga book he left wide open from a few nights ago, staring with a frown as he grabbed the said manga by its few pages and shaking his head in disappointment. "Looks like I'll be spending my pocket money on buying a copy of this manga for Sazanami... again. He's already mad at me for having the original one I borrowed all wrecked. Thanks to none other than you, Akehoshi Subaru."

A high-pitched squeak comes from an orange haired Ryune who floated towards Isara, sitting on the said teenagers shoulder in triumph. A smile of pride wiping over his facial features. "That... wasn't of gratitude, I was being sarcastic~" he places the torn manga book down onto his desk and glances around his room, a thought hitting his mind.

He got distracted with scolding Akehoshi off, that he forgot what he was almost doing... getting ready for school. He checks over himself, seeing that he has his bag over his shoulder, shoes done up, and wearing them, his phone in his school blazers pocket as he situated the hood of his pink jacket from under his blazers more comfortably and soon begins walking towards his bedroom door.

He only takes a couple of steps, reaches for the door handle, and pulls the door open when he's suddenly halted to a stop by his two other Ryune's squeaking loudly, practically scolding at him in someway, as they held something in their tiny hands, struggling to carry it by just the two of them. Ryune's aren't exactly the strongest creatures in the world... they barely have any strength as is, other than for the see-through wings they could carry on their backs all their lives.

"Oh - right... I almost forgot my tie! That would have been stupid, I wouldn't want to get another scolding from Hasumi because of it, thanks, Hokuto and Makoto." He takes the coloured tie from their tiny holds gently, the two bow their heads at him once the tie had been taken as he lifts the white collar pieces of his school shirt up a bit, wrapping the tie around his neck and begins doing it up and pushes the collar pieces back down not long after, pulling the tie to a comfortable knot at the front.

"At last, let's go!" He smiled towards his trio of Ryune's.

...

"Isara, you're late."

"I know... and I'm sorry. I tried getting here on time, but these idiots just don't know how to behave most of the time. So I had to keep stalling by telling them off." Isara apologises to the vice president of the student council, Hasumi Keito, as soon as he walks through the door whilst pointing to his Ryune's that always seemed to be curious about every object within the room no matter how many times Isara has entered the student council room.

"You should take them to a facility to get them trained for their manners. I've done so with mine, and cope well with them."

"Not to break your bubble, Hasumi, but... I don't think your two Ryune's are exactly behaving well right now." Isara points out to behind the taller student, where a redhead Ryune seems to be fighting with a purple one who was chewing on the corner of a handle belonging to the big window at the back of the room, wishing to go outside and do something fun and free.

A sound of frustration leaves from Hasumi Keito as he walked towards his little Ryune's, grabbing them both by their small collars of their clothing. "What have I said about this, you two? Souma, stop chewing on everything you see. You'll get your free time soon!"

In the meantime, Isara turned around and walked towards his desk, ready to catch up on some paperwork that needed to be done for the day, and to move onto other subjects for his role in the student council as quickly as possible.

...

"Mao~!"

"Ritsu! Don't sneak up behind me like that!"

"Couldn't help it. The pathway was too easy to manoeuvre through, plus you're just so easy to scare." The carnelian eyed friend mentions as a yawn escapes between his lips as he slumps his taller figure over Isara's back. "Take me to the lunch hall with you, please."

"Can't you walk yourself this time around? The hall is just literally right around that corner."

"Is Mao learning to backchat me now? Rude~"

"No! I'm just... you know what, never mind, there's no winning to this battle. At least you said please this time."

Isara positions himself properly, so he is holding Sakuma Ritsu on his back, his heart racing of hope that he doesn't drop the older boy at all during the short walk. "Anyways, where are your Ryune's? Don't tell me you've lost them again."

Ritsu hums, "I don't know."

"You... don't know?" Isara glances over his shoulder for a second towards the older teenager and then forwards again as he rounds the corner, feeling thankful that the lunch hall was at the end of the corridor he now walked upon.

"I let Izumi take charge for a bit with the others. Taking charge is too tiring... and boring." Ritsu mutters at the end.

"You let... Izumi... out of all four of them to take charge, really? Don't you remember what happened last time you let that happen?"

"Uh... nope. Mind reminding me?"

A noise emits from Isara of frustration, "he almost hurt Makoto! Along with threatening Subaru to an all-out fight that caused them both to be on the brink of death!"

"Pretty sure your Subaru Ryune started that one. My Izumi is innocent~"

"Ritsu-"

"Hush~, go buy some nice food. I want you to feed me for backchatting a lot this week."

...

A cough emits deep from his throat from where he sits on his bed, his winters' thick duvet covering his whole figure, his figure shaking from the cold that surrounds the room as a sniffle reaches from his being.

A tiny squeak sounds from Isara's left. He looks over to see Yuki Makoto holding a white powdered tablet in his hold, whilst Akehoshi Subaru and Hidaka Hokuto were pushing a bottle of water from one end of the bedside table to the other where Isara could more so reach it from. Isara reaches one hand out from underneath the duvet and grabbed the tablet out of Yuki's hands, along with the bottle of water that Hidaka and Akehoshi had unscrewed the lid from.

"Thanks again, you guys." He smiled down at his Ryune's. "This sickness sucks... I don't even know where I got it from." He places the tablet on the back of his tongue, sipping some water and tilting his head back and attempts at swallowing the tablet. He groans out of annoyance when it doesn't go down the first time, so he tries swallowing the tablet down again with more water and felt pride in the success of it going down at a second attempt.

Isara then places his bottle of water back onto the bedside table, screwing the lid tightly back onto it so the water doesn't spill from it for whatever reason.

He reaches over his bed a second after, noticing another manga lying on his floor. He goes to grab it to read it but gets stopped by his three Ryune's squeaking loudly in madness once again, but at him this time of around. "Am I not allowed to read before bed now?"

That question got even more multiple squeaks from the three, causing Isara to back away his hand up from the floor and to lie down on the mattress of his bed. "Alright... fine." He turns himself around to his other side, pulling his duvet up to under his chin as he stares blankly at the wall for a moment. "I guess... going to sleep early isn't so bad." A yawn emits from the thin gaps of his lips, a noise following with it as his kelly green eyes blinked closed a couple of times.

Just as Isara let's the sleep begin to take over, his little Ryune's: Akehoshi, Yuki, and Hidaka flutter down to the side of his pillows that Isara wasn't laying on, the trio sat in a triangular shape with one another, their bodies stiffening as they fell asleep with Isara, with their protective modes still engaged for any reason possible.

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quodekash · 9 months

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TIME FOR EPISODE 6 ive got my fingers crossed for a jengpok kiss but my hopes aren't high (but jokezo had better kiss this episode tho or im gonna riot)

this is so unnecessarily funny

DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU LITERALLY KISSED HIM

YOUR FRIENDS DONT HAVE THAT BIT OF CONTEXT

THEY JUST THINK JOKE RANDOMLY LIKES YOU

THEY ARE FULLY UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOU FULLY MADE OUT LIKE A WEEK AGO, AND THEN IMMEDIATELY AFTER, YOU SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AS HIM

no I will not shut up about the bed thing

LOOK I KNOW WHAT HE MEANS HERE, BUT THE PHRASING IS JUST SO FUNNY

"just be straight" YEAH THAT'S THE PROBLEM KOT, HE'S NOT STRAIGHT

I think im laughing a little too hard about this

literally everyone except zo, im pretty sure everyone knows

especially nita

she's the captain of their ship and no one can change my mind about this

oh nooooooooooo how terrible, how disgusting, what a terrible turn of events

now jokezo have a lot of time to spend together in an empty room, and nothing to do

what on earth will they do about this?

it would be a real shame if they kissed

👀

what kind of fun are you implying, joke?

are you going to kiss

I think that maybe they should kiss

HE PUT THE BAG AROUND HIS NECK OMG THATS SO FUNNY

they are holding handssssss

GIBU3RBKEJWGDSOVJRBE

HANDS

THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS

HES SO DRAMATIC

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

things we didn't know about joke before the series, yet are entirely unsurprising and make a lot of sense: 1. he's afraid of heights, 2. he's insanely dramatic when playing a zombie video game

im so mad that zo can't see his own face rn

if he could, he would SEE his feelings for joke, and then he would be able to communicate that with joke, and then they can go out AND THEY WOULD KISS

HES SO HAPPYYYYY

yes

agreement

yes

good advice with zo

communication is key

holy frick that is terrifying

frick

I dont know what to say

this is horrible and I hope whoever that was is found and stops doing it because nita's safety is really in trouble right now and im very scared for her

oh and it just gets worse

holy frick

this is not good

FRICK

NITA, RUN

CALL JOKE

PUNCH THE GUY

KICK HIM IN THE NUTS

FRICK

im not gonna put the blame on joke rn but I really feel like he shouldn't have left her alone after that

she was clearly terrified and vulnerable and scared of something happening, and I think he probably should've at least offered to go with her and make sure she was safe because now she's alone and im so scared of whatever is about to happen

I hate this guy so much please die sir

frick

im crying out of fear and anger and mostly fear

this is terrifying

OHTHANKGOODNESS ZO IS HERE

he said 'get your hands off my girlfriend' and like they broke up but if they have to lie that they're dating in order to protect Nita's safety, im all for it man

OH, OH, OKAY, THAT WAS A FLASHBACK

this also explains the awkward uncomfortableness she was clearly feeling when on that kind-of date with zo

ohhhhhhhhh so they never actually dated? that actually explains a lot of stuff that I didn't realise needed explaining

number 1 jokezo shipper wants to tell zo that she and joke aren't dating so that he can date joke, but she's waiting for zo to ask before she'll tell him

(either that or she knows zo likes her, but shush I want to stay true in my belief that nita ships jokezo more than anyone around)

huzzah, a confusingly worded confession to the girl after he realises he doesnt actually like her, im smelling pat napat jindapat

she knows its joke, I swear she knows its joke

FTSDFSTFDSFDT

HANDS

HANDS INITIATED BY ZO

AAAAAAAA

hang on

wait a second

what was that

jeng isn't single

bro you have a boyfriend

what the hell just happened

im so confused rn

its not like this is the first time that they've sLEPT IN A BED TOGETHER

and the first time it was immediately after they MADE OUT and then DIDNT TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS

im still so angry about this

ill never not be angry about this

KISS

PLEASE

P L E A S E

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUDE YOU KEEP REACHING FOR HIS HAND

ITS LIKE YOURE IN LOVE OR SOMETHING

JUST KISS ALREADY

OR ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS

OR DATE

OR ALL OF THE ABOVE

I mean I do get that zo needs more time to figure out his feelings before hes gonna say them out loud and yada yada all that, I do get it.

but also: you keep reaching for his hand, you KISSED HIM, and generally im pretty sure if someone likes you and you know they like you and they make moves on you and you do nothing to stop them and you dont feel uncomfortable with them making moves on you and whatnot then that means you either really like attention OR YOU ALSO LIKE THEM AND IN THIS CASE ITS THE LATTER

wait what the hell, next episode jokezo are going on a date, AND we're meeting joke's grandma, AND she's homophobic, AND there's some guy zo knows who he's trying to avoid? CAN TI PLEASE BE NEXT WEEK ALREADY, I HAVE QUESTIONS

conclusion of this episode: a lot happened with Nita, jokezo DIDNT kiss, jengpok ALSO didn't kiss, I love Nita with all of my soul, aND SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH JENG GIVING HIS IG TO A GIRL COS HE SAID HE'S SINGLE AND I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO PLEASE HELP ME AND TELL ME I MISINTERPRETED THE LINES OR MAYBE IT WAS A MISTRANSLATION OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IF NOT THEN SOMETHING'S GOING ON AND IM SO CONCERNED FOR MY BABIES PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME

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