HEY! MINORS ON THE INTERNET! FANDOM BIG SIBLING TALK TIME GATHER ROUND!!

So you know how we, the adults, are constantly telling you to watch what you’re putting in your heads? To be wary of what music you listen to, what shows you watch, what context you engage with?

It’s not about gatekeeping or keeping you from having fun or babying you. We have actual, legit reasons. And it super important. Please please listen.

Coming from someone who started consuming VASTLY age-inappropriate content at the ripe age of 11- you don’t realize how it affects you. I would’ve always been aroace, but I might not have been a ✨traumatized✨ aroace who despises a lot of the shit in my head.

Yeah, some people will only be slightly impacted. Some might not notice the impact at all. But for some of us it will deeply affect our psyches in ways that will negatively impact us for the rest of our lives.

I have really really gross things up in my brain now that is going to take years to get out if I ever can. Thought patterns and daydreams that make my skin crawl. And it’s 100% from the content I consumed at a young age.

Your young mind is absorbing information like a sponge and storing it away- that’s why you learn things faster than an adult. Your brain is developing and snatching up everything it can to make sense of the world and putting nsfw content in there is going to leave a trace. It’s going to affect your outlook, your behavior, your thought patterns, even if you don’t notice it.

So please for the love of everything- listen when we tell you to be careful. Pay attention to what you’re putting in your brain. Indulge your hobbies, learn all the new skills, have all the cool experiences, try all the different things. But protect yourself first and foremost. <3

I love each and every one of you so very much, and I’m not just saying that!! If any of you need to talk, I am available to be a supportive-yet-reasonable internet big sib for whoever needs it. (I will love you to the ends of the earth and also bonk you on the head when you’re being a dumbass <3).

[If my fellow adults could reblog this so your minor followers could see it that’d be great. And tag it with your fandoms because I can’t get them all- I’m in like 2.]

the songs in question

Regardez-moi from "Molière l'opéra urban" has Vast vibes.

also at least parts of Rêver, j'en ai l'habitude has Rae vibes

That's all

Do you think the producers of Moliere, l'Opera Urbain know that my mental health for the next few years hangs in the balance of whether or not we get a DVD

French Musical Challenge [4/30]

Favorite Female Singer: Shaïna as Marquise (Molière l'Opéra Urbain)

J'suis pas toujours sentimentale, je deviens animal des que l'on me fait mal Ni femme objet ni femme fatale je suis une femme létale une tueuse de mâles

Regardez-moi from "Molière l'opéra urban" has Vast vibes.

also at least parts of Rêver, j'en ai l'habitude has Rae vibes

That's all

MAFIA AU!

Where isla is the main mafia boss :]

<3

[Emperor Palpatine voice]: Dewitt!

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure to break down “Monster” lyric by lyric about the Ulysses parallels and wrote the must insufferable post about it-

I don’t wanna do it… but the parasites want me to do it-

apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

...gonna plop that here and scurry away

Bound by Ancient Magics is actually just Bound's equivalent of Tusk love

I said what I have said

One of the fun things about lore usually happening earlier in the morning for me is that often I’m a little sleepy, and just kinda say sit without registering what I said.

The other day in Skybound I inadvertently said that Virgil has read Bound by Ancient Magics: “like six times” in the canonically 2 weeks since he found if.

He saw the trashiest romance book ever and something inside his little bird brain was like “mmm, yes, interesting… I will study it in extremis.” And it’s so funny to me

Guess who finally got their ass up to shoot her Caspian Cosplay?

Ulysses going from evil fish scientist to awkward fish guy just trying his best to fish guy that actually forms meaningful friendships in which he feels comfortable enough to joke around and platonically give compliments and where he is allowed to grow beyond just "the guy who did evil science things" is very dear to me and I could probably make a whole essay about it -

Ulysses being comfortable enough around his friends in Lodestar Grove to just casually be like “yeah you look really pretty today” and “you’re a really attractive guy” and hype them up platonically is very important to me, actually, I’ve decided

what's your thesis about, if you don't mind me asking? i'm a linguist so we're like, discipline cousins and the anthro side of things is so interesting to me.

It's about social change displayed in media! Specifically I am using Lovecraftian Horror media to showcase social change between the 80s and 2020s

Fish technically don't get wet... until they die and stop producing the slimy outer layer covering their scales... [but also agreed lol]

What if I said Ulysses/Ven should be called “Wet Fish”.

What if I did.

BABE WAKE UP NEW "JÜRGEN LEITNER" STYLE RANT JUST DROPPED

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.

Why hasn’t this been done before?

I am once again not normal about the fraggle goodbye song😭

“We’ll work together some tomorrow.

We’ll be together once again.

Don’t ask us how, but we’ll achieve it, believe it:

We’ll be back, we’ll be new, we’ll be the same.”