Oh. Thank you.

:).

[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

JESUS CHRIST CUCURUCHO ARE YOU OKAY I was watching on the cameras the whole time I really thought you were gonna die oh my god

[@quesadillaislandofficial]

I'm fine! I knew it wouldn't killed me that quickly especially when you vouched for me. It was interesting to watch it play out though. ^_^.

It would've easily popped my head off from my neck, but jokes on it. I can already do that!

Ahem. Anyway.

I'm okay, I'll just be cleaning out my new office.

[PRIVATE MESSAGE]

JESUS CHRIST CUCURUCHO ARE YOU OKAY I was watching on the cameras the whole time I really thought you were gonna die oh my god

[@quesadillaislandofficial]

I'm fine! I knew it wouldn't killed me that quickly especially when you vouched for me. It was interesting to watch it play out though. ^_^.

It would've easily popped my head off from my neck, but jokes on it. I can already do that!

Ahem. Anyway.

I'm okay, I'll just be cleaning out my new office.

Am I allowed to ask for help to clean this up or am I on my own...?

...Great.

Cucurucho waves off the Bureau but as it turns, their smile drops and flips it off. They walk off though to find their new office.

...

After a few turns and memorized pathways, Cucurucho checks, double checks, and triple checks the room number and designated floor. Cucurucho blinks. The room is far, away from most offices and a floor above HR. That's unfortunate.

What's more unfortunate is that the office is... Well, it-

It's in rubble and ruin. It is actually just a destroyed office. There's debris, settled dust, and even dried blood. Blood. Cool. So something must've happened. And this is- Cucurucho's new office.

It grimaces, takes a look at the camera, and deflates as it walks in to fix the office up.

This would take forever.

Everything is going well. For the first time, Bureau's workload lifts. It finds itself decently surprised by the change, going out of it's way to patrol further, check security to observe the medical issues the current resident was having issues with- even checking in on the last of their egg experiments within the facility. Which, of course, was a poorly made decision. The small child did not crawl out from beneath the bedframe. Perhaps another day it would check the progress itself, for now it sticks to the files and the experimentation team's written results. So now, it takes the time to wander the facility and do some internal processing. Walking and thinking. How strange, the chance to do this. Of course, it's good mood sours as it's paws come to a stop, staring at what could have been a mirror's reflection just a little bit ago. "Ah," [ @thecensusbureau ]

What if they’re organs we just have laying around? Like not from us

I don't need organs.

Oh, are we sparing organs? I would give you my eyes so then you could see yourself in the mirror like I see you... but I have myopia, so better yet, have my heart so you can feel the love in everything the same way I learned to.

Please do not give me your organs.

I can spare a kidney

No thank you.

So if we put organs in you then you’d be human too?

. I refuse to make a joke. I. No comment.

your brother has a FUNCTIONAL BODY WITH WORKING ORGANS??? And they're a DOLL?

cucurucho quick question: Is your brother part of a cult or something? Like a sacrifice made from a doll with the same materials they made you and then a wicked God forcefully gave them life? Cause that's the only way I can imagine something that unholy.

(Honestly making theories here is way too fun)

No. Just experiment gone wrong they switched to robotics.

Oh, so like chucky? I mean, I can see him being a demon, haha...

But what exactly do you mean by "more human"? Not to start a philosophical debate, but...

many residents couldn't be considered human due to some very visible and important features (ex: foolish, a fucking undying totem) but still considered one. If we go to the maturity and knowledge way, you do qualify as one, and if we go the moral and conscience way, you qualify way more than him.

Why would you call him "human" but not yourself?

Organs.

Do you want him to be permanently deactivated? I mean, it's gonna take a while to get the original model to turn off, and it's gonna take a lot more to make sure every possible memory copy is deleted as well, but it's possible.

Oh, he's not a robot like me. Ha ha.

My older brother's a doll.

…….do you know how to kill him?

Beats me, let me know when you find out.

You know I was happy for once until you told me he's still fucking alive.

is he single

[This ask has been deleted.]

But he’s causing mischief and mayhem

NORMAL OCCURRENCE!

So you do know him, can you ask him nicely to stop invading Quackitys dreams? It’s really bothering Quackity

LIKE HELL AM I INTERRUPTING MY THIRTY YEAR LONG AVOIDANCE!