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#i rlly like my nails though c':
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riki-riks-chick · 16 days
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Edging Jungwon till he cries?
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Milk ┃Y.JW
sub!jungwon x dom!reader
yn punishes jungwon for touching himself
cw: handjobs, orgasm denial/delay, edging, kissing, mommy kink, yn calls jw kitten, cum eating, crying, over stimulating, dacryphillia, cock rings.
wdct: 530
i rlly didn't know how to make a full fic out of this so it's rlly short. sorry 😔
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Third Person POV~
"M-Mommy please... I've been so good.. Let me cum.." Jungwon is pent beneath you, you're straddling his thighs and his wrists are tied to the headboard with your favorite blue silk ties. You've probably been here for only fifteen minutes now, and Jungwon's already a whining mess, squirming and begging beneath you.
"Oh, but kitten we're just getting started." You laughed seductively, making Jungwon shiver. You trail the coffin shaped length of your nail down his length, running over the baby blue cock ring that's sitting prettily against his rosy flesh.
You're fully clothed, having just come straight home from work, pantsuit now slightly wrinkled from the position you're sitting in. You found Jungwon playing with himself and you decided to punish him just for fun.
Now he was begging to cum, and you weren't planning on letting him any time soon.
You wrapped your hand around his length, stroking him with a slightly fast pace, the melodic sounds of your silver bracelets clinking echoing with every flick of your wrist.
He squirmed beneath you, wanting to move his legs but being unable to with your weight on top of him. His cock is dripping precum, and the rosy red color of his tip reflects his need to cum.
Everytime he gets even remotely close, you stop, and it's unbearable. "Mommy... Please.. I wanna cum.." He's near tears and it turns you on even more. The way he's pulling against the silk ties, the way his cock is twitching against the air, and the way his hair falls into his eyes. It's all so hot.
"Jungwon... Baby, your begging is useless.. Bad boys get punished don't they?.." He nods at your question, though he's still sniffling. It's clear he's in shambles.
You continue tugging at his aching erection and he moans loud, writhing beneath you. "Mmm.. fuck.." He whines, bucking his hips into your hand as you pull away yet again, ripping him from yet another orgasm.
He cries this time, fat streams of tears rolling down his cheeks as he sobs, his cock twitching pitifully. "Please... I can't take it anymore.. It hurts.. Let me cum, please.." He's now pleading and your heart is hurting watching him cry.
"Oh, my precious kitten... You're so pitiful, baby.." You smile, leaning down to kiss him as he kisses back eagerly, whimpering against your lips.
"You wanna cum that bad? Hm?" You ask as he nods. "Yes, please mommy.. Wanna cum so bad."
You smile at his earnest, wiping his tears as you take his length into your hold once more, fisting his tip as you rub it mercilessly, watching him buck against you.
"I-I'm gonna c-cum..." He sobs, moaning loudly as you stroke him faster, watching his load shoot from his blushed tip, landing either on your hand or his abdomen. "Good boy.. So much cum, kitten..."
You pull your hand away, dragging your fingers through his cum before sliding them into his mouth. He moans around your digits, sucking them clean.
"Perfect.. Good kittens always finish their milk.."
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im not into mommy/daddy kinks but i felt like this might be fitting idk. hope this was okay.
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iheartred · 2 years
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i LOVE ur writing n it’s perfect because i need to consume more media abt the black phone. could i request the black phone x reader where reader is rlly feminine? idk how to word it sorry i hope u get it😭😭
The blackphone x reader
m.list
Them with Feminine!reader
cw : fluff/crack / reader has no distinct gender but is feminine !!(they/them will still be used!!)
a/n : I understand this in a way (I think??) I hope everyone else understands too, and I'm hoping this is what you meant whsjsh😭
(After writing this I think this is just more of a really pretty and kind!reader oo my bad whsjsh,also this will be pretty short whdjd)
Finney Blake :
Doesnt know how to be around you
Like he's always so nervous, whether it'd be your very kind and soft personality or you're entire style that take his breath away
He's like just amazed at how pretty you can be dude :C
You : Hey Finn! What are we doing in class toda- you good??
Finney(sweating) : never been better!
You : okay??
he will try to compliment you and by try I mean he'll walk up to you, stare at you like you're a God, look down, then walk away
And you're just standing there with your friends wondering what that was all about
Friend : huh?? Was he gonna ask you out or something
Robin (from the sidelines) : he was gonna say you looked nice y/n
You : oh! Tell him I said thanks!
He'd tell you over the phone how sorry he was about how weird he was
Robin Arellano :
" Eres Bonita "(You're pretty)
Is all he'd say outlook before saying it was nothing when he realized you didn't hear him
He will literally always be trying to impress you, intentionally or unintentionally he will do so
He'll literally pick you up if you said your legs were hurting
Helps you fix your makeup because he always sees his mom during her makeup and she taught him how to do a girls makeup if he ever wanted to really impress a person
You : Wow!! My makeup looks even better than before Robin, thanks so much
Robin : Ofcourse no pro-
And then you'd kiss him on the cheek as a real thank you then you'd run off saying "OKAY SEE YOU TOMORROW BYEBYE ROBIN!!!"
Bruce yamada :
Will steal your sweaters as a joke because you said he'd never rock any sort of outfit you wear
Lowkey kinda likes these sweaters, won't ever admit that though
Will do your nails with you
You : Bruce you're literally painting my entire finger at this point stop
Bruce : whattt noo that's craz-
You : Bruce. I don't have nail polish remover. Please
Then he'd stop..
Then paint you finger again and run away
Loves to show off when he's at a game and you're there, will be on 170% during the entirety of the game
If his team coach ever found out it was you who fired him up like this, expect your mother calling you down to tell you that it was the coach for the 50th time that week
Loves doing you hair, since he has a little sister I can imagine him doing her hair whenever his mom is out and about or she would just rather that her older and cooler brother do it for her
Vance Hopper :
Is probably also really nervous around you
Doesnt show or admit it though because letting someone like you ruin his reputation of being a hard-core tough guy would be embarrassing
Now this doesn't mean he'll straight up ignore you, or be rude towards you it just means he won't ever let himself be seen blushing whenever you tell him how pretty he can be too
Vance : That's embarrassing literally shut up
You : It's not though! You really are pretty, like your hair and you're eyes are just really-
And then all you can hear is rambling from your end and a Vance who's trying really hard not to show that's he's extremely flustered by this
if he felt like the day was going pretty great, he'd definitely be very openly kind to you
Telling you how gorgeous you looked, complimenting your hand writing, letting his hand linger a little longer on yours when he tried reaching for his paper
Anyways, I feel like if you asked him on this particular day he'd MAYBE let you put his hair up not in public but you know it still works
Billy Showalter :
Is nervous around you, like whenever you're out in the morning waiting for the daily newspaper he always makes sure your last so he gets a lot of time to spare so he can talk to you
Billy : goodmorning y/n
You : Goodmorning Billy! Thanks for the newspaper!
You say slightly shouting it
He loves when you talk to him, especially when you ask him for help, specifically
He knows anyone would ask for help, but when you ask it's like an angel just put a blessing upon him
will help you put your hair up with your pins, and loves to compliment them
Billy : your pins are very cute
You : thanks Billy, I get them from Walmart they cost like one dollar, sometimes even just 50 cents!
Next thing you know, Billy comes up to you with different pins whenever they have new ones in-stock
Is flustered around you a lot, but never shows it
But his front breaks whenever you pat him on the shoulder and tell him he did a good job, or thank him for helping you study for the test that day
You always walk away and never realize that you leave him a blushing mess of a man
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tiptapricot · 2 years
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First of all, nail polish, yes please 🙌 also h/c's on their vacation vibes??? 🧳
Ok ok
Steven thinks nail polish is fun in concept and has painted his nails a few times, but always starts picking at it the second it starts to flake or come up from the edges, so it never lasts long and it always makes him frustrated and a little sad that it didn’t in the end.
Marc doesn’t rlly get it but I think he’d rlly like running the pads of his fingers over the surface of smooth gel nails over n over. Idk how comfortable he’d be wearing it? It might take some convincing and adjusting, plus he doesn’t think it’s very practical to have during a fight.
Jake thinks nail polish is fun and epic and sexy but doesn’t get to wear it a lot since it’s not an easy change to make and get rid of in his brief times fronting. When Steven’s painted his nails he’s taken full advantage though, adding his own little flourishes and trying to keep them in good condition and letting the other two chalk it up to just forgetting they altered things. Since my brain is also too on ab Jake, I think nail polish is somth he enjoys from a queer and gender presentation perspective, as well as that of reclaiming and expressing his personhood in the limited sphere he has to do that. When the body’s nails are painted, he carries his fingers more delicately and with more care, like hidden treasure and power under his gloves.
Steven loves vacations in theory, but always ends up doing basically just the same stuff he’d do in his downtime at home, only in a different place. He’ll travel somewhere only to stay in his hotel room and read and watch TV, only going out for a short stroll or dinner somewhere before going back. He doesn’t mind short shopping outings and will pick up a few cute knick knacks, but it never holds his attention for long and he honestly gets bored pretty easily if the shops aren’t related to an interest of his. He sticks around for Layla or the others though. He likes airy comfortable clothing leaning towards blues and greys and nothing too highly patterned, and he hates flip flops bc he doesn’t like getting sand or dirt on his feet or stubbing his toes.
Marc is ironically the best at vacationing in the traditional sense. He never quite fully loses his paranoia or tenseness, but he’s always up for going around to new places and sightseeing and… just sleeping HBDBDB He enjoys looking at local tourist traps and seeing how bad they are, and he’s easily fascinated by stuff that’s not even meant to b fascinating. Would be up for just going somewhere and walking around and just looking at stuff without doing activities or buying anything, that’s interesting to him. If he’s excited about a place independently, he will absolutely become the overdone planner type who tries to fit in like 30 different activities in the span of two days because “We have to see this thing we have to.” Doesn’t have much of a vacation fashion and just kind of wears whatever the others put on that morning, or what Layla suggests. If left to his own devices just grabs the same shirt and pants he’s been wearing for three days and calls it good.
Jake is a dad/uncle on vacation. He never quite knows what the actual plans are but just rolls with it, and will side stop in random shops or attractions out of nowhere just because. Always picks up gifts that seem really dumb but are thoughtful when he explains them. Usually more interested in driving through an area than walking, and likes to eat at the local family stores more than the eateries the place is known for if you search it up on Google. Similarly, always hunts for the most hole in the wall, weird, niche stores because “These are the places where the real gold is, not that fake shit.” Likes sunbathing and swimming, or if it’s a cooler place, hiking, beach combing, chill local attractions, all that. Usually derails preplanned activities either because he’s not in the loop or just doesn’t care and would rather do something else. Would go full bright tourist-y look with shorts and a flowery shirt even if it’s someplace like Paris, both because he thinks it’s funny, and because it makes him stick out. Will joke to Steven and Marc that this is his payback for not being noticed for most of their life (even though they’ll also shoot back that that was his doing also).
Send me a fun goofy MK ask!
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chippedaxe · 3 years
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𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔗𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤
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Title: 𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝔗𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔤
Warning(s): NSFW (minors dni), coarse language, monster fucking, slight size kink, demons, virginity
Pronouns: they/them non specified genitalia .
Synopsis: characters from the dsmp are monster hybrids, this is how their s/o (the reader) reacts to them.
Note: There's not rlly a reason for why I wrote this. If you guys disagree with me on these then that's okay, I just thought of these on the top of my head and I agree that my ideas could be better. (The title could also be better lmao)
2nd note (edit): there’s sfw but nsfw is included, just steer away from the nsfw content whilst reading if you don’t want to read it <3
Word count: 1.1K
* added cut for less clutter
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c!Dream
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- He looks like a weird kind of blob to be honest but it's a bit cute
- He looks like he's covered in bits of slime or some weird type of green goo
- You like listening to his weird slime noises that he makes, it sounds like plops and its absolutely adorable.
- He talks normally like a human as well but you like his weird slime babbling better.
nsfw
- He feels so warm on your skin, the feeling he creates while he's inside of you (or you're inside him) is absolutely amazing and so euphoric.
- Everywhere gets dirty during sex, splatters of green goo or slime will be covering the walls and sheets.
- I feel like he would be touch starved from being a monster, not many people would go around him I assume. So he'd react kindly to your lewd touches and your praise~
c!Sapnap
sfw
- He's a type of blaze hybrid, he has sharp teeth and horns coming out from his forehead. He grumbles a lot and growls sometimes but you think its really cute (other people find it scary though)
- you could never find your baby scary <3 Ever since you guys met he was so kind to you, he'd keep you warm with his blaze rods and fire too ^^
- Such a sweetheart, you love to listen to the rumbling of his chest whenever you two lay together. He would probably be avoided during summer however since he'd just make the heat unbearable (you make it up to him at the end of summer)
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- Imagine him fucking you with those warm blaze rods of his (not my original idea, someone else had it but idk their @ )
- He's such a beast, there'd be claw marks on the walls and the mattress would almost always get destroyed from sex. Sapnap just can't help making a mess when you're making him feel so good..
- He'd like to nibble on you and leave deep bite marks while rutting into you, maybe even use his fire on you for some temperature play if you'd like something like that.
c!George
sfw
- I feel like he'd be a bit of a shapeshifter and his shape would shift depending on a dream he has/ had.
- You can recognize him even when he's in a new state due to his distinct personality and because of his shades that he carries on him.
- He's a naturally tired creature so he sleeps a lot, often inviting you to come and join him lovingly.
nsfw
- You'd always be intrigued with his new characters, eager to fuck each of his forms at least once. Your relationship together is very creative and curious, you guys will try anything and everything.
- Most sex together is sleepy sex, his hands will paw at you tiredly and you will have to put in most of the work.
- He can and will give you wet dreams by choice.
c!Eret
sfw
- He's a type of hybrid like medusa, his glasses are on at all times because if he takes them off then he'll turn you to stone.
- You have never seen her eyes before but that's alright, you still love them heaps.
- They will 100% kill anyone who gets to close to you with just a death stare, reassures you with lies that the person will be okay. They won't.
nsfw
- His scales feel rough against your skin, it makes the sex feel a whole lot different and exotic though so you really don't mind it.
- Her nails claw into you to keep you in place as she ruts into you with their hips, not wanting to let you go for at least another hour.
- Wraps their arms around you lovingly to keep you two close to each other, loves having you close to them while you perform such a beautiful act together.
c!Karl
sfw
- Have you seen his old skin?? I imagine something like that but in monster type form, I guess that he'd also be extremely rubbery and stretchy.
- He can stretch his arms around you to give you amazing hugs, finds it hard to unravel his arms from you though.
- I feel as if he wouldn't be able to speak coherent English and his words would be broken speech, if he doesn't try to speak English then he will just be making his own goofy noises.
nsfw
- Would be able to easily stretch if you were going to put something inside of him, I feel like he'd act so cute and lewd with his monster squeals too!!
- Fingering with him is fucking amazing, sex in general is amazing with him, he'd be able to stretch and basically shape himself into the perfect shape to be able to fuck your hole.
- He could easily tie you or himself up with his stretchy rubbery arms, makes your sex life a whole lot more exciting.
c!Punz
sfw
- I headcanon monster him as a human that was possessed by a demon and is now slowly turning into more of a demon.
- Tries to make deals with you for your soul but you reject him every time, surprised when he offers his love for free, you accept that graciously.
- Can reign hell fire and will if so pleases, definitely burns people who get to close to you or the people who hurt you in any.
nsfw
- He's a demon, he is naturally very tempting, so it doesn't take much for him to get you into his bed. "Come on baby, you can ride me and pull on my horns.." He's got you right where he wants you.
- He's naturally very warm from being a demon so you guys will often have very hot sweaty sex, resulting in you guys being gross and needing a wash afterwards.
- He would be eccentric if you were a virgin, he'd be like "awe, for me? You shouldn't have.." and then absolutely devour and rail the shit out of you to make a memorable experience.
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weird0strawberry · 2 years
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TYYY FOR THE REF OMG!!! since u offered, can I ask about your thought process on this drawing? I'm literally in love with his armor and hair here
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like you absolutely nail the slender frame armor combo it's rlly impressive. he's got armor layers without it making him look too bulky
that’s actually one of my favorites when it comes to armor, it’s rly fun to draw! (warning: I am NOT an anatomy expert)
For one, he’s alr on the thinner side, and being next to c!Sam only emphasizes that as well as makes him angle himself in a much more purposeful way. I think the biggest difference here than usual is that the armor here (on the upper body) completely covers everything, rather than just being a chest plate and shoulder pieces connected.
this erases a lot of hard jutting edges usual armor creates by making pieces that all sort of fit together as though it were a figure of its own, mirroring the actual human figure. each piece perfectly matches the shapes I drew the slender frame from, so that isn’t lost at all. it loses its bulkiness while retaining the image of being very heavily armored. as well, every piece of the armor is lined with an edge to make each one feel more physical, giving the allusion of thickness.
basically, it breaks a few rules to keep the figure, but has enough recognizable features of armor that it goes unnoticed (I hope)
the hair!! I was going for a messy bun shape and it came out rly satisfying (my pfp has a similar one too!) I mostly did it cuz I wanted long hair, but it wouldn’t exactly fit w the vibe and confident pose I was going for
This is, for me, the general shape for reference
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doodlebloo · 2 years
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hellooo doodlebloo feel free to ignore BUT i was wondering if you had any advice on writing c!wil and c!tub, pre hello mr president? i find their duo is something i really struggle to portray correctly and you always seem to hit the nail on the head
have a nice day <3
Hellooo Finn B1rdza! :)
Ok to be honest with you I feel like I am winging it every time I write about them, they are one of those duos where I feel like I don't get them at all but accidentally say the right thing sometimes 😭
As a c!Tubbo main what I mostly see in them is this sort of distance that's like really painful. Because c!Wilbur cares about c!Tubbo, really he does, but they've never been as close with each other as either of them are to c!Tommy. And I think part of that is that c!Tubbo has never been able to have as much faith in c!Wilbur as c!Tommy... I think c!Wilbur sees a lot of potential in c!Tubbo and he always has but he just doesn't get him the way he gets c!Tommy and so he just kind of makes assumptions about who c!Tubbo is and what he wants that c!Tubbo doesn't always bother to refute y'know. Like pre-Nov 16th c!Wilbur flopped back and forth on thinking c!Tubbo was a traitor, and because of that and other things post-Nov 16th c!Tubbo had very mixed feelings about him (literally said "Let him rot" at one point). & I think c!Tubbo and Ghostbur are a really interesting dynamic too because c!Tubbo rlly wanted to view Ghostbur as like a re-do of his relationship with c!Wilbur even though Ghostbur was clear that he wasn't c!Wilbur.. c!Tubbo just liked being able to actually get along with "Wilbur" instead of needlessly fighting all the time.
The quote I usually use to guide my perception of them as a duo is from Nov 16th when c!Tubbo says to c!Q "Let's just run away, go into the woods and build a cabin. That's what Wilbur wanted. He was a nice guy, before all this election stuff! He just wanted a simple life!" Because I think this shows that c!Tubbo really admires who c!Wilbur used to be (or at least who he thinks c!Wilbur used to be) and he used to truly trust him and be willing to follow him, but he just lost more and more faith as time went on and things got worse (because like, obviously c!Wilbur was dealing with a lot, but he really was not good to c!clingyduo during Pogtopia, like, at all.) I think both c!Wilbur and c!Tubbo have sort of this skewed perception of each other in their mind where they think they know the other but actually kind of don't, they're prone to either thinking the best or the worst of each other sometimes. I think they both have an image in their head that doesn't always match up to the real person. I could of course be way off base though bc I am not 100% confident in this read on them 💔
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wienerbarnes · 3 years
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Italian Heart
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Pairing: Bucky x Italian!MobBoss!Reader
Word Count: 4,867
Warnings: canon level violence, possible inaccurate italian slang lol
A/N: ive been watching a lot of the sopranos lately and i feel like ive never seen a bucky x mob boss reader au (ive only rlly seen em where buckys the mob boss. if there are ones where reader is the mob boss PLS SEND EM TO ME I BEG) a lot of the slang and mob stuff here is from sopranos bc... im not in the fucking mafia so forgive me anyway enjoy :)<3
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Bucky’s never seen a woman quite like yourself.
Dressed in expensive satin and jewelry that hangs between your breasts, an angry look on your face at the fact you’re sitting before him and Sam in an interrogation room in the tower. Freshly done nails, clean and crisp lipstick, spicy perfume, and an expression of annoyance.
As put together as you look, you don’t look like someone to be fucked with. Which, he supposes is good for a mobster; the Boss of Newark.
Looking at you, though, he’d never thought you to be such a figure of intimidation. While the mafia is still alive, despite how the media tries to deny this, he always pictured an old Italian man that chain smokes cigars. He doesn’t think he’s too far off, to his credit; he can smell the remnants of smoke on you.
“Mind if we make this fast? My cousin’s comin’ for dinner and I was gonna make ziti.” You huff, crossing your legs under the table.
“Sounds delicious. Sorry for dragging you all the way out here.” Sam says, a calm look on his face even though he’s well aware of what you’re capable of.
When hunting down the last traces of the super soldier serum, he never thought Nick Fury himself would suggest getting in touch with you. He didn’t think it was worth the time to question how the two of you knew each other.
Theft. Drugs. Murder. Bribery. The list goes on, and there’s not a single thing that ties you to any of it.
A shrug of your shoulders, “So, what exactly is this about?” You ask.
“What is it that you do for a living?” Sam asks.
“I work in waste management.” You respond, a rehearsed answer.
Not exactly a lie, the environmental facility you manage is one of hundreds of covers used by your crew for your crimes. Environmental facilities, deli shops, strip clubs, auto shops. There isn’t a business in Jersey you aren’t tied to.
“Waste management? Like, garbage disposal?” Bucky asks, knowing exactly what it is you do for work.
You smirk, “Yeah, we dispose of garbage sometimes. What’s that got to do with me being here?”
“It’s to my understanding that you’re in the business of… buying and selling things. You and… the people you hang around got a real knack for it.” Sam tells you.
Bucky holds back a roll of his eyes. More like stealing and selling. Expensive Italian suits, antique watches, cars, electronics, illegal cigars. Who knows what else.
“I don’t know where you heard that… but I’m a popular gal, maybe I know a guy who might know a guy. What are you lookin’ for?” You ask.
You know this game, after being in the mob for so long. After being a part of your own crew for years, your patience and hard work paid off, working your way up to a captain and finally a boss. It didn’t take you long to learn in this business that government officials are jokes. Always wanting to bust my balls and then come crying to my corner for help, it’s a bunch of ugatz.
“Serums.” Bucky finally speaks.
A laugh escapes you, “What, like vitamin C?” You teasingly smirk at him.
His chair makes a loud sound in the small room as he pushes it back harshly and stands, resting his hands on the table in between the two of you. You don’t flinch.
“Enough with the bullshit. Super serums. To create super soldiers. We need to get them before they end up in the wrong hands and make a big ass mess.” He snaps at you, but you don’t seem phased in the slightest. In fact, you seem rather amused.
“You must have a lot of agita with all that anger, Sergeant Barnes.”
He doesn’t hold back this time and rolls his eyes before you speak up again, “Your first name is James, isn’t it? Ain’t that Italian?”
“No, it’s English. Or Scottish. Or Jewish - I don’t know, who cares? Are you gonna help us or not?” Bucky takes his seat again, crossing his thick arms over his broad chest.
“What’s in it for me?” You ask, leaning back in your chair.
“Not being arrested for all the shit we know you’re caught up in.” Sam offers.
You roll your own eyes this time, “I’ll take my chances. Thanks for wasting my time, boys, don’t let it happen again.” You stand, prepared to make your way back to the train station to go back to Jersey.
“Wait,” Sam stops you, “What is it that you want?”
You smile innocently and take your seat again, taking a minute to think before answering, “My little sister’s a big fan of yours. I’m sure she and all her friends would think it’s cool if you showed up to her prom as her date.” You wink at Sam.
Silence fills the room as the men think about your request.
“You’re gonna do it, right?” Bucky looks over at him and sees Sam rubbing the crease in between his eyes. He was expecting you to ask for immunity, protection, money, guns. But after hearing your request, he supposes you have enough of all that stuff anyway.
“Man -” Sam begins to refuse.
“Sam, it’s a fucking school dance in exchange for some of the most powerful and sought after serums on the planet - go to the fucking prom.” He tells him, eyebrows scrunching in confusion as to how he would hesitate on something so simple.
“She’s eighteen, so you won’t have any problems with the media or none of that.” You add, the information not really making Sam feel any better.
“Alright, alright, fine. I’ll go to the dance with your sister if you help us get these serums.”
You smile, happy to have done business with the two men, “What information do ya got for me?”
Bucky and Sam wait outside a back room in the facility you own. They passed the garbage trucks parked neatly outside, but could hear your screaming and the smell of Cuban cigars as soon as they entered the building.
She’s with a customer, they were told, by someone in your crew, them meeting Bucky’s expectations for mobsters more than you did. None of them ask any questions, but Bucky and Sam aren’t stupid, they’re sure your crew is aware of what’s going on and know the exact reason they’re there.
“You’re a fuckin’ asshole, you know that? The Bible says, Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit -”
“You listen to me, you take your Bible and your quotations book and shove it up your fat fucking ass! Now get the fuck out of my face!”
Bucky can’t help but scoff listening to you scream at whoever’s inside. Sam elbows him, silently telling him that now isn’t the time to find your work funny, especially not in front of the rest of your crew.
Bucky knows he’s old-fashioned, and while things that were taboo such as body modifications or certain fashion styles don’t phase him anymore, he doesn’t think he’ll ever get used to hearing a woman talk like that. He doesn’t think he’s ever even heard anybody talk like you do.
Suddenly a man bursts out of the room, huffing and puffing, and you walk slowly behind him, as if to make sure he makes it outside okay.
“Grab his plate for me, will you?” You say not to anyone in particular, voice smooth and calm as if you hadn’t been yelling and threatening that man’s life for the past twenty minutes.
One of the men from your crew follows outside, seemingly to collect the license plate of the man who just left.
“Nothing’s gonna happen to that guy, right?” Sam asks as he and Bucky enter the room, taking a seat in front of the desk you have in there. He knows there’s no point in asking, that you’ll do whatever you want regardless because it’s obvious you’re passionate about receiving respect, but it was worth a shot.
“Is that what you came all the way to Jersey to ask me? Christ, I’m fuckin’ starving, you boys want anything to eat?” You ask, accent heavy as you reach into the side drawer of your desk and pull out what seems to be some kind of meat wrapped in paper.
“Gabagool?” You offer to them, picking out a slice for yourself and placing it in your mouth.
“Gesundheit.” Sam responds.
“It’s pork, you asshole.”
Bucky silently reaches over and picks off a slice of the cured cold cut, putting the meat in his mouth and savoring the flavor. While he can’t stand the way you make a living or the sailor’s mouth you have, he loves Italian food, and actually chose a neighborhood in New York that has plenty of traditional cold cut markets and restaurants to live in in order to fulfill his cravings.
“There’s a big party staged downtown this weekend, we think that’s when the drop is going to happen.” Sam tells you, bringing the focus to their reason for coming here in the first place.
“I’ll send one of my boys.” You reply in between your chews.
“That wasn’t the deal. The deal was you get the serums.” Bucky speaks up.
“Buck, you know how many people want her dead?” Sam tries to reason.
“What the fuck do I have a crew for then? - No, if pretty boy wants me to do it myself, then I will. The same people that want my head are the same fucks who are terrified to be within twenty feet of me in fear they’ll make eye contact. I’m not scared of nothin’.” You say, narrowing your eyes at Bucky.
“What did you guys come here to talk about?” You ask.
Sam looks confused at your expression, “...To go over the plan? Hash out details? So you know how everything’s gonna go?”
“I’ll be fine; I’ve seen The Godfather once or twice,” You tell him, wrapping up the cappo, after Bucky picks off one last slice, and replacing it in the drawer, “Don’t worry Captain, this ain’t my first rodeo. I’ll get the serums for you.” You open a different drawer and pull out a cigar and a lighter.
Bucky watches as you place the large cigar in between your red-painted lips, bringing the flame of your lighter to the end and hollowing your cheeks until smoke exits from the corner of your mouth. Bucky feels blood travel south as his eyes glaze over your hand grab the cigar out of your mouth and blow out a long string of smoke.
“I guess we’ll be in touch then,” Sam stands and Bucky follows after.
“My sister’s wearing blue, so find yourself a nice tie.” You call out, lifting your feet up to cross them on the desk, dress rising and showing your legs.
Bucky blushes, and then laughs as he exits when he hears you, in a deep and more exaggerated accent than your own, “Just when I thought I was out… they pull me back in!”
The morning of the party, Sam and Bucky pick you up from your house, planning to take you into New York to discuss final details before tonight.
You get in the passenger seat, Sam offering it to you and climbing in the backseat. As Bucky begins to drive off, your phone rings.
“I told you to leave that.” Bucky says, telling you explicitly to leave electronics here to prevent anyone finding out where you are, and also to avoid any distractions.
“Wanted to see what you’d about it, Sarge,” You wink at him, pulling out a flip phone and answering the call.
“Yeah… Uh huh… He what? Are you fucking kidding me?... Alright… Tell him not to move a fucking muscle.” You hang up, slamming the phone closed.
“Stop at the facility for a sec, I gotta take care of something.” Bucky sighs and turns away from the route to head to your facility.
“Bucky’s going to be going with you tonight, by the way, he’ll be in disguise. Just in case anything goes wrong.” Sam tells you, not really caring anymore about having to make a stop for you to take care of whatever business you need to take care of.
Your only response is a hum as Bucky can feel the anger radiating off your now tense body.
You slam the car door shut as Bucky parks behind a garbage truck outside, not even waiting for him to fully put the car in park before you exit.
Him and Sam follow quickly behind you to see what’s going on. You enter through a side door that leads to a large room, a garage for the trucks, Bucky assumes.
There’s a large truck inside, and racks of suits wrapped in plastic scattered around. A younger man stands near the truck as your crew peruses around the racks, he couldn’t be older than twenty-five years old. Your heels click on the ground as you approach, slowing down as you glance between the suits and the young man. Bucky and Sam hang around a few feet behind your trail.
You stop, fuming, staring at the man before you speak, “You wanna tell me what the fuck happened?”
“I -” He begins, but you cut him off, raising an open hand at him.
“Actually, I don’t even want to hear your fucking voice right now. Because if what I heard you did is true; if what you did to Vinny’s guy is true, you’re gonna be a fuck load of trouble.”
“Can I -”
“Shut the fuck up.”
“But -”
“I said shut the fuck up, Christopher! What part of that don’t you understand?” You yell, and even Bucky feels intimidated.
You turn to your crew, “What the fuck happened.” You demand, more than ask.
“Kid says he tried to take the truck, Vinny’s guy had a gun that fell outta the seat, went off, shot him.” One of the men summarizes, not looking up from the rack of suits.
You raise a manicured hand to pinch between your eyes, “You keep me skinny, Christopher, with all the fucking stress you cause me.”
“Would you let me explain?” He tries.
“If you don’t do as I told you and shut your fucking mouth, you’re gonna be buried with two assholes,” You threaten before continuing.
“They were fuckin’ suits! All you had to do was take the truck! How did you fuck that up -” You stop yourself and sigh, attempting to calm yourself down.
“Here’s what’s gonna happen. You’re gonna take all this shit, you’re gonna take it back to Vinny, and you’re gonna tell him what happened yourself.” You finish.
“Marone!” He exclaims, rubbing his face with his hands.
“Enough with the theatrics! You’re lucky I don’t put a bullet in your ass! Now, I don’t see you grabbing that rack and that rack and that rack and putting it back in the truck!” You wave your arms around the room.
The kid sighs and begins grabbing the racks one by one and rolling them back in the truck.
“Would it be such a shame if they all went back?” An older man from your crew asks, already wearing one of the expensive suits. You scoff and laugh.
“Bucky, pick yourself somethin’ nice for tonight,'' You turn to face him, and he jumps at the sound of your now calmer voice being directed at him, as opposed to the harsh one used on Christopher, “On me.” You wink.
...
Sam and Bucky sit on the bed and watch as you get ready. A small apartment near the party that’s already been swept for bugs. A favor, you called it, from someone you know.
They don’t question it.
“You and Bucky will go in together and I’ll be waiting at a secondary location watching and listening to everything.”
Bucky can’t tear his eyes away from your dress. A mermaid dress, he thinks it is, black and tight and hugging you in all the right places, curving around your ass and sleeveless at the top, allowing you to show off a nice necklace and your cleavage. It’s an understatement to say that he’ll enjoy accompanying you tonight, even if it’s in a costume.
His mother probably would’ve loved it if he would’ve gotten with someone like you. Someone who loves their family, a spitfire that wouldn’t take any of his shit, and whose god damn gorgeous. She might’ve had to wash your mouth out with soap, though.
“So, why is Bucky goin’ again?”
“Safety.” Bucky answers.
“Is he going for my safety or am I going for his?” You tease, finishing the last few curls of your hair, smoke coming from the iron after each time you pull your hair away from it.
“Once you find our guy, get talking with him and see if you can get him to make you an offer,” He begins.
“One I can’t refuse?”
“Then, you’ll try and get him alone, see if he’ll show you the serums, and once you do, we’ll be taking care of the rest.” Sam finishes explaining.
Bucky plucks a box from his pocket and opens it to reveal a pair of diamond earrings. One, a camera, and the other, a microphone. You’re also given a comm to hide in your ear so both him and Sam can hear everything and you can hear them.
“Easy - peasy.” You respond.
The ballroom is lively, loud music and people everywhere, and Bucky attunes all the action overwhelming him to a sweat and not that fact that you’re pressed up against him, his arm wrapped around your waist.
About a hundred different people come up to greet you, asking about your family, offering you drinks and food. Bucky can see right through all of them though; they’re all putting on the act out of fear. Everyone’s attention is on you, and Bucky’s sure if he wasn’t in disguise right now, no one would even notice.
You bring him to the middle of the crowd and he can’t be surprised when you start to dance with him, pulling at his arms to get him to loosen up. He complies, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you close as the two of you move together.
“I’ll let you know when I spot him.” He tells you, voice causing goosebumps to rise on your neck; goosebumps that he notices but doesn’t point out.
It only takes a song or two before he spots who he’s looking for and sends you over, making sure your com is on, and choosing to stick by the bar, giving him a good view of you and allowing himself a break of having your body pressed against his.
He’s impressed listening to you talk to this guy, voice smooth and sultry, yet still commanding.
He knows there was a lot of talk when you took position as boss; not a lot of people in the mob took you seriously and didn’t think you or a woman in general would be good in that kind of position in power. So, you use that to your advantage to get shit done, and Bucky applauds you for that.
It’s not long before the guy offers to go somewhere more private to discuss business and Bucky follows far behind, Sam praising you through the coms from where he waits in the car outside, watching through the camera in your earring.
Bucky waits outside of a closed office door upstairs, listening to the conversation through the coms but hearing your exclamation through the door when the guys give you his asking price.
“5 mil each?! What do you take me for, some kinda stunad?”
“Take it or leave it.”
“Take it or leave it, yeah, I can put a bullet between your eyes and take it, alright.”
“Stop messing around and take the offer, it’s not real anyway!” Sam tells you, not wanting to lose their chance on the serums.
You ignore him prioritizing your need for respect over the stupid mission, “How do I know these aren’t Kool-Aid pouches poured in glass bottles?”
“Well, I’m certainly not going to test ‘em out for you.” The guy scoffs.
“Stronzo. You’re outta your fucking mind offering me that.”
“I’ll lower the price for you if you give me a little dance, how ‘bout that?”
“Vaffanculo.” You curse at him.
“Up yours, lady!” He yells back, and Sam sees through the camera, he grabs at you.
“Buck, get in there.” Sam tells him, and it only takes Bucky a second to kick open the door.
He’s a bit taken aback when he not only sees the case of serums out on the table, but you holding the man bent over the small table in the middle of the room next to the serums, gun held to the back of his head.
He very quickly decides that you’re fine and moves to grab the serums, closing the case and holding it securely in his left hand.
“Don’t kill the guy.”
You stay silent and Bucky looks at you again. He can almost see the steam coming out of your ears and he notices a small cut on your cheek bone. He looks down to the man’s cowering figure and notices a large ring on his hand.
You mumble something in Italian to the man, a threat of some kind that Bucky can guess given how the man shuts his eyes and shakes a bit under your hold. Sam finally enters the room, military grade handcuffs in hand.
“Feds are on their way, get her out of here.” He tells Bucky.
You slowly lift the gun off the man’s head and stand up straighter, walking over to brush past Bucky in the direction of the back door.
He makes eye contact with Sam and gives him a nod before following after you, watching as you scrunch up the bottom of your dress to replace the gun in an ankle holster. Once outside, he stops you under a street light near the car and raises his hand to look at your cheek.
“We gotta get going,” You swat at his hand.
“You’re still bleeding.” He says, using his thumb to brush away the line of blood, smearing a red tinge on your skin.
He looks into your eyes and for a second he sees the tough exterior drop. The face of someone who got smacked across the cheek all for mouthing off at some asshole.
Your vulnerability doesn’t last long, though, as you sniff and walk towards the car, opening the passenger door and sitting inside before Bucky can make it over there to open the door for you.
The drive back to the apartment is silent, and Bucky doesn’t know what to do or say to fill the silence. Stepping into the apartment, you immediately go to change and collect your things. Bucky moves to the bathroom to look for a first aid kit of some kind.
He meets you in the room and you’re now in cotton pants and a large t-shirt, sandals on your feet showing the bright red color of your toenails and the lines indented in your skin from how tight your heels were. You’re hanging up the dress and zipping it back in the cover when Bucky drops the first aid kit on the bed.
“Christ, it’s only a small cut.” You mumble.
“Just - Let me, would you?”
He takes out the liquid of disinfectant and soaks a cotton pad, cleaning off your cheek bone with it before covering it with healing ointment and a bandaid.
You don’t thank him when he finishes and he huffs as he closes the kit, “When do you drop the act, huh?”
“I don’t.”
“Really?” Bucky asks in annoyed disbelief.
“No. People tend to try and have me whacked when I drop the act.”
He sighs, “So, what, nobody ever takes care of you? Treats you? You don’t have any days off? Time to be yourself?”
“This lifestyle doesn’t really allow me to have days off, Sergeant Barnes.” You snap, gathering the dress in your hands and turning to face him completely.
“Take me home, I’m tired and my feet hurt.”
You leave him in the room and he waits an extra few seconds before dropping the conversation and following you out.
...
Bucky opens the back door to the environmental facility with his right hand and sees the door to your office open, you and your crew sitting together surrounded by cigar smoke and he can hear a TV on.
“Sir, please step into the vehicle.”
“Like the cop would be callin’ this asshole Sir if the fuckin’ cameras weren’t around!” You wave a hand at the TV, not yet seeing Bucky standing there.
He finds it funny that the gnarliest criminals - the literal Mafia - spend their time watching shitty, scripted cop shows.
It’s been about two weeks since the mission with you where you retrieved the serums. Sam went to prom with your sister five days ago, which was hilarious for him, especially when he got photo prints of different sizes in the mail at his apartment. He didn’t bother thinking about how you found his address.
One of the men sitting next to you glances his way and sees him standing there, smirking at the vision of him; hair combed slightly back and to the side, and a large bouquet of flowers in his right hand and a small paper box in his left.
“You got company, Boss.” He says.
You look over to the doorway and your jaw drops in an open-mouthed smile.
“Look at googootz! Now this is a man that knows how to treat a lady, are you boys paying attention?” You tease, scurrying over to him and pinching one of his cheeks, resting your free hand on his large bicep to guide him into the room, the rest of your crew ushering out to give the two of you privacy.
“What’s in the box?”
“Cannoli.”
You throw your head back with an exaggerated moan, “You know the way to an Italian woman’s heart, Sergeant Barnes. What’s with all the gifts?”
“Thought I’d treat you.” Is all his response is.
You narrow your eyes at him and stand up a little straighter, crossing your arms over your chest.
The last conversation before he dropped you off that night hasn’t escaped his mind. He understands the difficulties of life - how it’s hard to find time for yourself among the busy schedule that is existing. He catches himself sometimes, too, forcing his body to run with no sleep, burning through all of his energy until he’s completely drained and blaming it on life.
But life’s not always like that. Life allows for days off. For treats. For a bit of kindness. And Bucky’s come to show you just that.
“What, a beautiful woman like you never received flowers and pastries before?” He says, taking a half-step forward to be close enough to look you closer in the eyes.
“Are you flirting with me?” You whisper in amusement.
His eyes glance away from yours to look down at your red-painted lips. He gives you a shy smirk, really turning up the charm. For a big, bad, boss, you’re pretty easy to break down.
“Let me take you out tonight.”
“Maybe I’ve got plans.”
“Cancel ‘em.”
“What makes you think you’re worth canceling plans for?”
“Why don’t you trust me and find out?”
“You should know by now, Sergeant Barnes, that I don’t trust.”
He doesn’t respond for a moment, setting the box of cannoli on your desk before reaching his now free hand up to your face, using his finger to brush away a stray hair and push it behind your ear.
He then takes a hold of one of your hands, turning it over to place a kiss on the top of it, before wrapping your fingers around the flowers in his other hand, forcing you to take them.
“No restaurant you’ve been to a hundred times over, no drama, no business. Just a man trying to treat a lady.” You look down at the flowers before meeting his eyes again.
“I get to pick the place.”
“No.”
“The kind of food.”
“No.”
“The -”
“No. Let me take care of everything.” Bucky insists, determined to get you to give up control for the first time in what he can only imagine has been a very long time.
Bucky knows better than anyone how terrifying it is to give up control. It was terrifying when he was forced to give up control, his free will taken away from him in the war for decades upon decades, but it’s terrifying even now when he has to do it as a free man. It makes a person vulnerable. When was the last time you were allowed to be vulnerable for somebody?
“I’m gonna pick you up here at six. Wear something nice and leave the executive attitude at home.” He finishes, leaving you with the flowers and cannoli before returning back outside, ignoring the stares he receives from you crew who wait patiently outside your office.
He feels your eyes follow him at the door, and he can’t wait to sweep you off your feet tonight.
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what is your skincare routine 🥺 plus imagine doing face masks with ur hq boy 😩😩 pleeaaaaaaseeee manifest
my routine is just a bunch of serums + moisturizer topped off with an obsession with cosrx :^) 
here’s some of my personal h/c’s about their routine and how u fit in 💖
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kuroo overexfoliated when he was 16 and that’s when he decided to get into skincare 🤡 but you’re really the one who ties it all together and finishes it 😤 has a bunch of blackheads and is hesitant about using acids but trusts you when you rec a bha (salicylic) and to his surprise it works!! you teach other about ingredients and formulations (more teaching on your end since he’s such an overachiever and is in a million different things) but his skin really goes 🌺🌺 when he’s got a routine down.
another amazing boyfriend to do self-care days with because he needs them so much 😭💞 spends the whole day by your side at home doing whatever whenever and holding your hand the whole way through 💖 does the spoon in the fridge technique to depuff his eyes after a late night and always sends u morning selfies with them on his face all “Good morning my Fated One 🥄👄🥄” 💀💀💀
bokuto already has a skincare routine kudos of his sisters when you start dating and only gets back into doing it regularly when he learns you like doing it too 💕 he wants to spend more time with you as if he isn’t already glued to your hip 😭🤚💗💗
but he slaps his face really hard like really hard 😵 you have to teach him to gently dab and work the product into the skin but he sits like a good boy on the edge of the tub and closes his eyes for you 💛💛 keeps his hands on your hips too ☺️ gets acne here and there and sticks on the pimple patches you give him while telling you “y'know, babe, since you gave these to me, it’s like ur kissing me all night long!!! 🥺🥰😚💕” kiss him now pls
akaashi looks like he has his life together but his skincare routine is 😬 uses bar soap and the same anti-aging face lotion as his mom but his skin is 🌹🌸🌺✨he’s skeptical when he tries out new products but he comes around pretty quickly when he notices how less fatigued he looks 💀
he loves doing masks with you and likes to do one in the morning and one at night because you’ve got him hooked now 😤 he’s so dewy oh my god man is literally gleaming like a diamond 💎✨what have u done….. i bet he has a gua sha and rolls your face for you too 🥺 he’s so gentle omg stop…. looks at u with the softest look in his eyes when you giggle at how funny the sheet masks make the two of you look 💞❤️💕💓💝
oikawa while it’s universally thought in fanon that oikawa is a skincare junkie, i’d say that he’s more so really picky and meticulous. he has specific steps he follows to the t and knows how and when to bring in a new product for any seasonal weather and other changes in his skin. he’s not necessarily going to try your products unless he’s convinced they’ll work for him (everyone’s different after all), but he’s definitely open to you trying his and sharing what you both know 😤💗💗
easily one of the best boyfriends to have self care days with: nails, hair, face, online shopping, you name it, he’ll do it with you 🥰💄💅 i think he hates hyaluronic acid and avoids it like the plague lmfao one of his favourite ways to pass the evenings is the two of you together gossiping with your masks on and eating snacks 🌹🥰🥰🌹
iwaizumi lmfao this mf’er is sooo handsome 🥵 so i say oily skin that’s prone to breakouts 😇 yeah i think iwa struggles with acne and his scars, but he gets lucky that he grows out it by third/fourth year university 😘 uses a basic cleanser marketed towards acne 🤢🤢 and some moisturizer🧴he doesn’t trust oikawa with skincare recommendations because one of the product he gave him had glycolic acid in it and iwa’s skin said 👹
he’s reluctant but lets you help him with his skin and it makes a notable improvement throughout your relationship 👍✨gets heart palpitations when you grab his face and kiss him all over 💘💘 and genuinely thinks you’re one of the best thing to have happened to him when you coo “so handsome hajime 💕” yeah i just think he’s a sucker for you saying his first name lmao
matsukawa he has pretty decent skin, maybe a bit oily and will get spots here and there but overall puberty said nah this one’s cool 😎👍 so he comes in with very basic knowledge about skincare. though bless his heart, he tries out a bunch of stuff with you and is always open to doing masks and trying out new products with you 🥺💖
his skin is pretty resilient so watch him go 😨🤭 when you breakout and he doesn’t jgjebnfkwzl he kisses ur acne scars and spots tho so dw he madly in love ok? 😘🥰❤️ once he starts seeing the changes, he keeps up with the routine you made together for him but he likes to beg for you to do it for him “aw, c’mon babe don’t u want your hands all over this? 😩🤚💕💓💦” i hate him
hanamaki he has a mini routine and knows the general steps from his older sister and because i firmly believe he has dry, sensitive skin. he avoids fragrances, alcohols and all the sulphates and parabens but weirdly his skin is okay with silicones. anyways, he’s the one that introduces you to these amazing korean face masks and now you’re both hooked, spending weekends and days off at his house walking around with ur masks on all 💓👽👽💓
a little bit harder to work with in terms of exploration with your products but he finds his cheeks pinking 💖 and heart beating a little harder 🥰 when you go out of your way to find products that fit his criteria and gets rlly sappy when you start using them too 😭💓💕 he buys the bigger bottles for himself and small bottles for u because he’s whipped (and funny) that way 😐💖
kita looks like he and his grandma would some diy face masks together 🥰❤️ he’s got a basic cleanser and moisturizer but doesn’t do much else. spends a lot of time learning about the products and right steps so he can be a useful partner when you go shopping together 🥺💘💞
he comes to love oils, especially squalane and rosehip seed oil. also becomes a vitamin c junkie 😤 he’s a stickler for patch-testing and comes to really enjoy the whole skincare process in the morning and evenings as his own me time. really appreciates and thanks you for sharing this part of your daily life with him 🥺💘💞💞💖 invites you over to do masks with his grandma 😘
atsumu yeah he gets his beautiful skin from his mom and literally everything else because his mom is 🌸✨in both personality and looks. exfoliates three to four times a week and still looks amazing so you really have to wonder what his skin is doing and what yours isn’t 😔
when he finds the products that work™️ for him (kudos to you), he genuinely cannot stop admiring the shine of his skin after someone points it out he’s all 👁👃👁✨ and calls you up “babe ‘m beautiful did’ja know look at me look” 😐 likes to do skincare routines together but rushes through his so that he can do other stuff with you 😭💗💖💕 hates it when you push him away and don’t let him kiss you while your products are settling 🥺☹️💔
osamu my guy here is also blessed with naturally occurring bacteria that gives him beautiful skin like life rlly isn’t fair 😟😟 he doesn’t know much but lets you do whatever and loves loves loves it when you put all the products on him 🥺❤️ sits down between your legs all 💗🐶💗 prefers mud masks over sheet ones and likes to smear yours on for u 🥰
he comes to love skincare, not as much as you but enjoys how his face feels after he’s all moisturized and such. though he never remembers sunscreen so please carry some with you 😭 he buys you snacks and sneaks kisses while u wait for your products to settle on ur face 💖💖 uses a jade roller in the mornings as he checks his phone because it feels nice 👍✨✨
suna sensitive skin but relatively normal in terms of oiliness. ik he steals his younger sister’s products if they’re close in age 💀 he has very little idea how to get started so when he jumps in and tries one of yours he breaks out really bad and curses you lmfaoooo 👿👿👹🤡
ok but once he gets a decent routine in, he does his best to keep up with it and it helps!! his skin feels less tight and more supple so he might love you a little more for that 🙄🤚💖 he prefers sheet masks and lets you clip his curtain bangs to the side✨ also looks like the kinda guy who likes to sit on the balcony/patio with his mask on and soak up the sun in the mornings after you both have your sunscreen on 🌼🌼
ushijima his skin is dehydrated but he doesn’t know it, has accepted the oiliness of his skin as a symptom of his athletics 😔 he’s got a bunch of expensive luxury products given to him by his mom and she’s told him to use them but he doesn’t know what the right order is so he puts on an occlusive first before anything else 😭😭😭
genuinely appreciates you so much when you take the time to teach him about everything and even asks if you could give him some notes so that he can refer to them when you’re not by his side 🥺💗💕💖 joins you in your product endeavours and gives you succinct but helpful feedback on what he likes and doesn’t like 😤 likes to hold you while u do masks together 🌼 and rests his head on urs 😭🌸💕
tendou uses whatever he’s got at home and what his mom gets him 🤷‍♀️ spots here and there but otherwise pretty clear skin. he’s open to trying anything and everything with you because he’s just really happy to spend time with you 🥰💞💞
sits really close to you and let’s you have free reign of his face when you sleep over at his place!! he giggles a lot because it tickles but never asks you to stop 🥺💜 thanks you for helping him and making him look so pretty 🌷✨looks like he’d be allergic to propolis/honey-based ingredients...
semi handsome man…. another one that looks dehydrated to me but he’s trying just please help him 😭🤚 he’s too nervous to go skincare shopping on his own because of the sheer amount of selection available 😢 tags along with you like a little puppy when you go with him 🐶💘
i feel like he has closed comedones 🤔 he tries out your retinol and keeps up with it when you told him some people got rid of theirs using it and…… it worked 😳🌟✨ thinks you’re a skincare goddess now lmfao 😤👊 when girls in university ask him about his skin, he just calls you and puts you on speaker because “my baby worked rlly hard so she should get all the credit” 😭💖💖
sakusa i think rosacea but also wealthy parents who had access to numerous dermatologists who nipped it in the bud as soon as they saw it 🤑 anyways he’s got near perfect skin lol goes through periods of dryness and keeps a strict regimen of products 👌🌟 swears by aloe vera and keeps some with him at all times 💗
though i do think you gently push him to introduce serums and essences into his routine (which is basic, but covers all his bases). you let him experiment and he finds one from cosrx that he considers a holy grail 😳 he likes doing ur skincare routine for you and you sit on the toilet seat and grin up at him 🥰 he blushes but doesn’t look away and might or might not admit he loves to be in such close contact with you 💘💘
hoshiumi kinda brutal with the way he goes about it; it looks like he’s beating the product in 💀👊👊 uses bar soap on both his face and body and wonders why his skin is dry and tight after showers “what? doesn’t that mean you didn’t clean all the gross oil off?” 😶😐😑 u gotta start from scratch with this guy 🤐
he pays attention to you but also doesn’t and finds it a bit of a hassle to go through five different products so he settles for a really basic routine 🥱 has one really fancy bottle of serum he takes with him to games and such and goes “my girlfriend gave it to me what don’t you have something like this 🤔” before putting it on if anyone asks 💀🤚💗 a full on chad 💪
hirugami he definitely has a skincare routine…. handsome 🤤 though i think he dislikes the feeling of sheet masks on his face; they feel too goopy and he doesn’t like how slimey they are. he prefers just using a short list of serums to keep his skin healthy and plump 💖✨likes hypoallergenic and fragrance-free products 👌
had acne back in middle school and a bit in first year. feel like he goes through a flare up in third year 😇🙃 anyways he likes standing next to u in the washroom doing ur routines side by side 🥰 wears those fluffy animal ear headbands with you and puts on your lip balm for you 💓💓 his dog came up and licked u across the face one time 😭 he almost choked with how hard he was laughing at u 😔 but he helped u redo it 😭💝
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sageinacage · 3 years
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could you write (platonic) dream+george where they meet for the first time and dream finds out george is rlly ticklish ???
summary: dream and george meet for the first time, and dream discovers a weakness from his sassy best friend a/n: thank you for requesting! we’re 7 followers away from the 300 follower event i have planned pog!!! warnings: swearing is the only one i can think of w/c: 0.9k
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“Dream isn’t homeless?! Pog?!” George snickered as he entered the Floridan’s house, Dream wheezing in the background. This was the first time George was meeting his best friend, and of course, he had to vlog it, what else did you expect? 
“Wow, you’re so funny, George!” Dream retorted sarcastically, shaking his head. “Shut up.” He shot back, curiosity soon overtaking his playfulness as he looked around the main part of his home.
“This is how Americans live? Wow.” George sarcastically muttered, enjoying his own salty humor as Dream found himself wheezing at each of his sassy remarks. “George, you’re going to make me cry!” The man with the mask chortled, nudging him.
“Ow! Do not assault me! Twitter won’t like that!” George joked, lightly shoving Dream, who just snickered in response. He eventually took off his shoes by the front door and started following Dream, who was about to give him a house tour.
He began in the living room, where George stated it looked like a ‘middle-aged mom’ decorated, then the kitchen where again, the man had to roast in some way, because it’s George. “You chose violence, huh?” Dream shook his head, and George responded with a smile.
“Where’s Sapnap, by the way?” He asked, and Dream shrugged. “He went out today, probably at the mall or something,” he explained, George acting sad after. “I was more excited to meet him, though!” He jokingly pouted, Dream gasping in mock defense.
After showing a bit more of the house, Dream showed him more of the upstairs, then stopping in his room to repose. “Wow Dream, you’re bringing me to your bedroom?” George mock-flirted with his best friend and the man just wheezed and shook his head. “You’re so stupid.” He let out a fond sigh, taking his mask off after George put down the vlog camera.
“Ew! Put the mask back on!” George joked, laughs escaping him and continuously emitting out of him after he stated that. “Oh really? You think you’re soooo funny?!” Dream playfully jabbed his side, and George shut up real fast as he immediately sat up with a small hiccup.
“George…”
“Dream…”
“Oh, Geooorge!~ Why didn’t you tell me you were ticklish?!” Dream blurted, stretching out to poke him more but George just scooted away, resting on the opposite side of the bed as him. “You… you didn’t ask.” He sulked, crossing his arms and looking away.
Dream shook his head and followed George to remain right behind him, and leaned in close to his ear, smirking. “You wanted to talk mad shit earlier, but now I’ll give you something to laugh about, yeah?” With that, Dream’s fingers curled into George’s waist, the boy’s response instantaneous as his back arched and he let out a surprised shriek.
“Dreheheam! Stohop it!” He tried to push away his fingers but got himself in a greater ticklish predicament as Dream pushed his hands further down to squeeze his hip bones. George squealed, his hips bucking and throwing his head back.
“No, I don’t think I will. I think I want my revenge for your sassiness- now that I think about it… where has that sass gone? Hmmm, George?” Dream teased, the grin evident in his voice as he mercilessly scratched his blunt nails over his friend’s stomach, reaching up to squeeze his lower ribs at random.
“FUHUHUCK OHOFF!” George attempted to grumble to seem grumpy, but couldn’t at the repetitive ticklish feelings on his torso. He believed he was going to get used to it at this point until Dream’s fingers crawled up his ribs to vibrate into his upper ribs. 
“NOOHAHAHA- DREHEHAM!” He convulsed, his legs kicking out in protest of the mean fingers exploring his ribs, soon to reach up even higher to flutter in his underarms.
“You’re so ticklish! I think this is a valid treatment for being so rude to me, don’tcha think?” Dream purred into his ear softly, before quickly flipping them over so Dream was on top of George. 
“Nohohooo…” George whined, covering his face as he didn’t want Dream to notice the blush that crept up on his cheeks from laughing his little heart out. “Alright, may I try one more thing?” He asked, straddling his legs. The other gave a shy nod under his hands that were covering his face, then whined again when he heard Dream’s evil chuckle.
“Uh oh George, here I come!” He giggled, slowly leaning down, taking a big breath then blowing a huge raspberry over his belly button. “SHIHIHIT! D-DREHEHAM!” George screamed, kicking his legs and pushing at his head. 
“That’s my name!” He smirked, then when he started nibbling George lost it. “ENOHOHOUGH! PLHEHEHEASE!” He pleaded, his laughter filled with hiccups and squeaks. “Alright, alright!” Dream giggled, sitting up and rubbing the phantom tickles out of his friend’s belly.
“You’re literally the wohorst, I hahate yohou…” George grumbled, curling up and catching his breath. “Suuure you do, that’s why you let me do that.” Dream smirked, earning a playful light smack from George in response.
“You have a nice laugh, George.” Dream patted his head and George mumbled something angrily. The man wheezed in acknowledgment and shook his head. “You do, I’d love to hear it again sometime!” He grinned goofily, poking his side as he stood up.
“Let’s see where Sapnap is, yeah?”
“Thank God. I’m tired of seeing you!”
“George…”
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spiralingsights · 3 years
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wait okay #8 from that list w lester trying to get you + bo together would be so good omg??? + wanted to say that jesse's design is super cute!!! (also: I'm liking house of wax so far!! haven't gotten to The Boys yet but y'know. Dalton is giving me rlly weird vibes tho)
[ yeah Dalton sure is! he's gay for Nick though he's so so so gay for Nick they've fucked i know they have BUT 8 is so SO good, that is ABSOLUTELY something Lester would "joke" about (he's serious) wjehbfhjwbewhjfjewh ]
[ Prompt: Person C is talking jokingly(?) about how they have already planned everything for A's and B's wedding. They only have to give them to go to put the plans into practice. (8) ]
[ Characters: Lester Sinclair (Person C), Bo Sinclair (A), Jesse Monroe (B) ]
[ Warnings: n/a ]
"Jesse! Your favourite colour's still green right?" Lester called from the living room, making Jesse look up from the dough he was kneading.
He was quiet for a moment, wondering why the fuck he was asking. "Yeah, it is," he replied cautiously. "Why're you asking?" he continued, glancing at Bo- who was helping him- only to find him just as confused.
"Oh, just plannin' your weddin' with Bo. Figured you'd wanna wear your favourite colour. Plus I gotta come up with a theme an' everythin'," Lester replied cheerfully, making both his brother and friend freeze.
Bo was the first to break the silence, letting out a sharp laugh. "Good one, Lester, real fuckin' funny. Don't joke about shit like that. You know neither of us are inta marriage- hell, we ain't even inta each other."
Rude. But correct. "He's right, Les. You can't plan weddin's for people who hate each other," Jesse contributed, chuckling softly to himself before getting back to work.
"I ain't jokin'!" Lester was quick to defend himself, practically pouting as he turned to look at them through the little window into the kitchen. "Y'all are perfect for each other! C'mon, ya can't tell me ya don't see it! You're just hidin' your attraction for each other 'cause you're scared!"
Wow, hit the nail on the head.
"Lester, shut the fuck up," Bo finally snapped, reaching the end of his patience for this conversation. "We ain't gettin' married, we ain't gonna get together, and you need to stay outta my damn business."
That made Lester quiet down, staring for another moment before sitting back down on the couch.
"Bo, you didn't have to be so mean," Jesse told the man in a hushed voice, gaining a glare from him. "I'm the only person here that ain't a Sinclair. Of course he wants to see us together, he wants somethin' new."
Bo stared down at him for a long moment, before he let out a sigh. "Fuckin' hate it when you're right," he growled.
"I know," Jesse replied with a grin, pulling Bo down to press a joking kiss to his cheek. "Maybe you should do something to me to feel better~"
Lester didn't get to know what went on in Bo's bedroom, and he never would, but neither of them would ever admit that maybe he was right.
Maybe they were scared.
(Spoiler alert: they were)
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HELLO I AM VERY AWAKE. hello mx mackintosh apple. would u happen to have any spare cwilbur heart player propaganda. (what class would he be do u thiink. ;-;) or like anything else for that matter. karkat woobification. ghostbur discussion. cool ass sea creatures. this is another free coupon for u. also all my friends r asleep rn too LMAO so..... <33 🤝
ohhhh my god hi ros hiiii don't even get my STARTED on cwilbur heart player propaganda this post will b like. 20 miles long.
His class is !!!!! very tricky I think. I haven't nailed down a solid one yet. for a while I was pretty solid on him being a Bard but like... now that I've been rereading hs and looking at the wikis more im not sure if that fits as well as I want it toooooo... idk!! BUT. heart player momence. Holy shit. I feel so so so so strong abt this. You've seen the beginnings of the shit w dirks "splinters" now and. That is a big heart player thing I think.
I will FOREVER be sad that we never got to see enough of nepeta or meulin to get as good of a read on their relationships to being a heart player so like. we only rlly have a destroyer class to go on??? but like. imo. being a heart player is HEAVILY reliant on figuring out. the self. and identity. And like. w cwilbur,,, collectively as a fandom we have unintentionally split him up into his own splinters. we've got lmanbur. we've got pogtopia era. we've got GHOSTBUR. and now we have revivebur. And like. Even tho they're all the Same Guy, sometimes they're all treated as different characters. president of lmanburg wilbur is NOT the same guy as. say. revivebur. and don't even get me STARTED on how c!wilbur talks about ghostbur. AND how ghostbur talked abt him . Each of them saw themselves as separate from the other, even though... like... technically they're the same fuckign person. and that is SUCH a heart player thing we LITERALLY saw almost that exact conversation between Dirk and AR. "you and I are the same" "stop saying that." GOD. It's so fucking good ok. ok. I could write an entire fuckign essay abt c!wilburs relationship to his own identity. he even does it HIMSELF in canon. I don't have any of my quotes abt this saved but I know I have them somewhere and if I remember to tomorrow I'll try 2 find some.
AS FOR THE OTHER STUFFF. I feel like this post might b getting a lil Too Long ™ but if u have any specific fun sea monsters 2 ask me abt I would love 2 talk abt those too hehehe. karkat is just so.... he is so ... u haven't even gotten to the best karkat moments yet... man... I love him sommuch. he goes thru such good character development... actually.. I was joking when I said ctommy is a karkat kinnie irt being a knight of blood but like... they r kinda similar sometimes. rude loud annoying kid w a rlly rlly good heart. their love for unlovable things. their tendency to ramble abt random shit forever and word things in such Specific Ways. yeah...
#when aster n i were talking dsmp classpects like. a year ago right. she brought up wilbur being a bard of hope#which liek!!!!!! that fits rlly well i think!!!#but classpect isnt just abt . the actions a character takes. like thats a part of it but.#it like. totally embodies them . and i think character wise heart fits him SOOO much better than hope.#just gotta! figure out a solid class. yknow !#((also im biased. shhhhh. we dont have 2 talk abt that))#this is 100% me projecting but like. karkat could also fit as a heart player what with his#tendency to talk to different versions of himself and fight w himself n learn from himself via the memos.#but like. thats just me being biased he is SOOO much better as a blood player.#oughghh i could talk abt classpects for SO long.#actually wait. now that im thinkin abt it#one of the features of a bard is that. they kinda. suppress their aspect in themselves at first#and then later use it to lash out and cause destruction w it in either themselves or others#so. maybe it does work. idk !! Fucking goofy stupid clown outfit tho. Sigh#anyway anyway. hiiii ros how is ur night going. holds ur hand. we r so awake#ghostbur is another one of those things that i WILL talk abt forever and ever and ever and ever bc i love him so much#i love him... so so so so dearly#anf also cwilbur. punches his arm affectionately. fuckin loser heart player#<< is also a fuckin loser heart player#friends!!!#asks#numberstati0n#thabk u for sending me this i owe u my life bc i just spent like#20 minutes talking abt cwilbur instead of going into tags that will only make me upset#u r a livesaver n i love u for that#i will draw u things tomorrow. hopefully :] no promises but the thought is ABSOLUTELY in my mind rn
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scamoosh · 2 years
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“every dr antagonist is nonbinary and gay” omg please talk abt nonbinary byakuya and kokichi I would love to hear ur thoughts! Only if you want to though of course :)
YES OFC!!!! waa ty 4 encouraging my rambling hehe
-byakuya has always had a taste for the finer things in life!!! i feel like at first he leans into the comfort of material items that assert his superiority over other people but eventually he reaches a realization that he also likes expensive jewelry bc it makes him feel pretty!! he likes gold and diamonds for their value but also for the way they make him look a little more delicate.
-i feel like it takes him a long time if ever to rlly identify with any label and its more just a shrug abt not rlly caring how hes perceived gender-wise as long as ppl still realize hes a Big Deal who deserves Respect😤
-also if we r bringing up his drag persona i also feel like thats smth he does 4 fun and self expression at first and then also realizes he might like leaning into femininity outside of drag as well. he/she byakuya kind of poggers imo
-kokichi was always kind of an outcast so hes used to not fitting in but he still dislikes being made fun of for certain things :v like being laughed at for being a boy who wears nail polish and hes not sure Why that specifically bothers him sm but it does and then he realizes its bc hes not a Boy wearing nail polish hes just a person
-scene kid kokichi lol :) finds little ways 2 b more expressive thru that culture :)c his friends make him kandi bracelets and hairclips and belts and u name it and they give him fun heavy eyeliner and body glitter and for a while playing into that persona gives him a little bit of comfort (bc we kno he is a person comforted by hiding being personas lol) and eventually kind of shyly starting 2 let that stuff bleed into who he actually is rather than trying 2 brush it off as smth thats irrelevant or just for fun its smth that makes him feel good :)
-also i think he likes funny little nicknames :) he likes when gendered terms r disregarded he'll take being called maam or king or dude or girl or whatever he likes it all. hes shuichis girl boyfriend 😌 or kaitos or whoever else ppl ship him with. i like he/she/they kokichi :)
-plus if u consider that one button on his outfit yellow all the colors of the nonbinary flag are in his sprite hehe >:)
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knifesxedge · 4 years
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OK ok so here are my thoughts on ballet aus (my credentials being that i am a ballet dancer with plans to go semi-pro in eventuality)
ballet aus are in my experience......hard to nail, so here are my personal tips ✌️
1. do some research......but don’t feel overly obligated to cram it all in
especially if you’re choosing a specific company to set your fic in or base ur au off of....just do a little poking around to see how companies are set up, what ballets might be performed, etc but u also don’t have to explain everything to ur reader!!! just let the story flow without worrying too much abt informing ur audience abt what a pas de deux is yk?
2. that being said here’s a breakdown: most companies hire from auditions, but some (the royal ballet, nyc ballet) accept new dancers pretty much only from their dance academies.....so u have options. there’s a hierarchy of dancers that basically starts with apprentice (part time student part time pro) -> corps de ballet (the background dancers) -> soloists (perform some lead roles) -> principals (lead dancers)....rlly only principals get to b called “ballerinas” but no ones going to yell at u if u call other dancers that
3. im gonna let u in on a little secret........yes we learn generally what the french terminology means no that does not mean that every dancer knows all of the lingo i’ve met plenty of ballet dancers who didn’t know what the words meant and they were doing fine (but don’t tell anyone ✌️)
4. male dancers typically don’t wear pointe shoes.......ik it’s fun to draw them in them and tbh u can do whatever u want but if ur going for accuracy then ur male dancers are probably going to b in flats 😔
5. just some things i would love to see in ballet aus........stuff abt shoes (pointe shoes are a dancer’s lifeblood i love my shoes more than i love food)....a lot of ballerinas customize their pointe shoes and almost every dancer sews her own ribbons and elastics.......the athletic side of things, like the fact that u sweat...you have to ice your feet after pointe class......keeping muscles warm with layers....etc yk what i mean
6. on the topic of shoes here’s a quick rundown of a pointe shoe: the box is the part you stand on, it’s hard and makes a noise when u dance. this is why a lot of dancers smack their shoes on the floor when they’re breaking them in (to make them less CLOP CLOP-y). the wings are the sides of the shoe coming up from the box basically. after the end of the box the shoe is just fabric (satin and lining) so that’s the part that molds to ur foot p much. the vamp is the distance between the end of the box and where the opening of the shoe is. usually the drawstring ties right at the front (unless u have a specific brand of shoes that doesn’t ie gaynor mindens). vamp is important bcs if it’s too long for ur toes u can’t stand in ur shoes (bcs u don’t step up on ur shoes, u roll through them. this is why ballet dancers have 2 b rlly strong!). the shank is the hard sole that bends with ur foot when you go up on the shoe. the shank is what lets u stand on the tips of ur toes, the box is what protects them from the floor. elastics are sewn on after purchase, they usually go right in the very back. this is what actually 👆 holds the shoe on ur foot usually. the ribbons tend to be just to show off the arch of ur foot, though depending on the dancer the ribbons can also help w support.
7. more important shoe things! ik i’m going on abt this but shoes are genuinely the most important thing u can get right bcs they r such a big part of ballet. a) shoes need to b fitted right! if ur wanting 2 b realistic to ballet then u should know that ballet dancers have to get fitted for shoes...and if ur with a company the company will b responsible for continuing to provide u w shoes. b) pointe shoes wear out!!! u have to replace them a lot, and they r expensive!! ($90 - $170 a pair). pros can go through three pairs a week or more depending on the ballerina 🤧 c) ribbons are tied in a rlly specific way -> inside ribbon crossed across foot and wrapped around ankle twice, outside crossed and wrapped once, tied on the inside of the ankle between the bone and the tendon (u want to protect ur muscles and not tie the ribbon right on the tendon! or too tight!)
8. if u wanna use ballet terminology i think it’s fine if u don’t like. explain every little thing. just make a glossary in the notes? or say vaguely what the step is. don’t be like “and then, she chasséd across the stage, which is to say that she moved in a gliding motion, like the way the word means ‘to chase’ in french” like it’s um. unnecessary
9. the final thing i want to say..........pls. name ur fic smth that isn’t pas de deux i promise u will thank me
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awkward-toshinori · 5 years
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Hey Yo, can I get all 200 asks for the ask meme thing? Please and thank you!
Absolutely
200: My crush’s name is:
Horia
199: I was born in:
Romania
198: I am really:
friendly and trustworthy
197: My cellphone company is:
Digi
196: My eye color is:
Aqua Blue
195: My shoe size is:
7,5
194: My ring size is:
20?? hell if i know tbh
193: My height is:
5′7
192: I am allergic to:
nothing
191: My 1st car was:
I can’t drive yet!!
190: My 1st job was:
No jobs yikes :c
189: Last book you read:
Sword of Destiny!!
188: My bed is:
messy and full of plushies
187: My pet:
no pets but ahh  my baby plant
186: My best friend:
I’ve got tons of them and I’m pretty sure they know themselves
185: My favorite shampoo is:
ah I don’t really have any preferences
184: Xbox or ps3:
*big gasp* ps3
183: Piggy banks are:
They’re superb but I would feel so bad about wrecking one
182: In my pockets:
Glasses tissues
181: On my calendar:
uh there’s nothing noted yet
180: Marriage is:
Something quiet amazing and lovely, at least from my point
179: Spongebob can:
aww man I don’t watch spongebob
178: My mom:
is shorther than me, that’s for sure
177: The last three songs I bought were?
I didn’t buy any songs but I did buy albums and the last three I bought I suppose were Aenima by tool, Portrait of An American Familly by Marilyn Manson and Slipknot by Slipknot, I think
176: Last YouTube video watched:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9UafsiQ6k
175: How many cousins do you have?
2 or 3 I think
174: Do you have any siblings?
Yes, one
173: Are your parents divorced?
nope
172: Are you taller than your mom?
yes B)
171: Do you play an instrument?
Not yet but I’m planning on getting a bass so
170: What did you do yesterday?
I went to a cool concert
169: Love at first sight:
not rlly
168: Luck:
nope
167: Fate:
also no
166: Yourself:
no *oops doopsie I’m sorry*
165: Aliens:
yes
164: Heaven:
nah
163: Hell:
no
162: God:
nopety
161: Horoscopes:
not really
160: Soul mates:
hmm  a bit
159: Ghosts:
no
158: Gay Marriage:
157: War:
not really
156: Orbs:
not really  :/
155: Magic:
no but I find it interesting154: Hugs or Kisses:
hugs
153: Drunk or High:
I personally wouldn’t go for any of those but drunk ig
152: Phone or Online:
online
151: Red heads or Black haired:
black haired
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
ah, blondes
149: Hot or cold:
cold
148: Summer or winter:
winter
147: Autumn or Spring:
spring
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
vanilla
145: Night or Day:
night
144: Oranges or Apples:
oranges
143: Curly or Straight hair:
straight
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
McDonalds
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
White Chocolate
140: Mac or PC:
PC
139: Flip flops or high heals:
flip flops
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
sweet and poor tbh
137: Coke or Pepsi:
coke
136: Hillary or Obama:
Obama??!!
135: Burried or cremated:
cremated
134: Singing or Dancing:
singing
133: Coach or Chanel:
coach
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
I uh, none
131: Small town or Big city:
big city
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
I had never went to one though Wal-Mart
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
Adam Sandler
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
Manicure
127: East Coast or West Coast:
East Coast
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
Christmas
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
flowers
124: Disney or Six Flags:
disney
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
Yankees
122: War:
I uh personally don’t agree with them and uh dunno
121: George Bush:
Don’t have one yet
120: Gay Marriage:
I find it lovely but too sad it’s not legal here so
119: The presidential election:
Quiet stinky as in no good choices
118: Abortion:
See this topic rips itself in two, if it’s intentionally done I personally think it’s the worst thing to do but that someone can do whatever they want, it’s their body after all, though if it happens and it’s not intended just, big sad react
117: MySpace:
I don’t have an opinion on it
116: Reality TV:
I don’t really watch it nor like it
115: Parents:
I would’ve appreciated if my parents showed me more support and love but not that I have anything against our type of relationship at the moment so
114: Back stabbers:
I totally not like them so I choose to cut contact with them 
113: Ebay:
It’s fine till now
112: Facebook:
I’m not a big fan of Facebook
111: Work:
If it’s something I love, it makes me feel good but if it’s not it kind of brings a feeling of uneasy and frustration to me
110: My Neighbors:
They’re chill, the baby and the puppy are my favorites 
109: Gas Prices:
kinda shitty here
108: Designer Clothes:
They can design what they want however they want, this is not really a topic of interest for me
107: College:
I can’t wait to get to it ngl
106: Sports:
Not one of my interests but they do look fun
105: My family:
I tolerate them easily but yeah I love them
104: The future:
Other than that I’m scared as hell regarding the future? nah
103: Hugged someone:
Eh!! Today!!
102: Last time you ate:
7 hours ago??
101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:
Oh last week I think
100: Cried in front of someone:
U H, yesterday
99: Went to a movie theater:
last thursday
98: Took a vacation:
last Christmas
97: Swam in a pool:
last summer
96: Changed a diaper:
never tbh
95: Got my nails done:
OH, it’s been ages since I’ve done that
94: Went to a wedding:
4 years ago
93: Broke a bone:
never nyehehe B)
92: Got a peircing:
I don’t have any but planning on getting some
91: Broke the law:
never
90: Texted: 
minutes ago
89: Who makes you laugh the most:
tbh, my friends
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
my stuff but mostly my baby plant
87: The last movie I saw:
Captain MArvel
86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:
finishing high school
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
Missing upcoming opportunities
84: People call me:
Satana(I have the perferct explanation)
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
talk in servers or groups tbh
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
Oh I’d feel terrible and embarassed tbh
81: My zodiac sign is:
LEo
80: The first person i talked to today was:
my boyfriend
79: First time you had a crush:
in 5th grade
78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:
My boyfriend.. because he knows when something’s up with me or if something’s not good
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
hmmm weeks ago I think
76: Right now I am talking to:
@angelwings-234
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
be a programmer 
74: I have/will get a job:
I hope to get one as a programmer in the future (though hell If I know what exactly yet)
73: Tomorrow:
I’ll probably hope for school to end faster just so I can nap
72: Today:
I haven’t done much tbh
71: Next Summer:
Will be so busy and I’m so not up to it
70: Next Weekend:
I’ll be going to a cool ass contest
69: I have these pets:
I have a baby plant!!!
68: The worst sound in the world:
static noise
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
myself?? sounds a bit edgy
66: People that make you happy:
all the close friends in my life and some artists along with stuff I enjoy a lot
65: Last time I cried:
yesterday
64: My friends are:
There are too many to list them but luv them all
63: My computer is:
full of games that I’m probably not going to finish in the following 2 months
62: My School:
kinda sucks when it comes to students
61: My Car:
does not exist yet
60: I lose all respect for people who:
who are rude and big mean bags of shit?? I could detail this but dunno
59: The movie I cried at was:
Interstellar 
58: Your hair color is:
blonde
57: TV shows you watch:
SOA, Gotham when my bf watches it and I don’t really like TV shows though I have some on my waiting list
56: Favorite web site:
https://www.pbinfo.ro/
55: Your dream vacation:
just, somewhere around a forest, it’d be quiet lovely ngl
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
tooth pain
53: How do you like your steak cooked:
a bit raw tbh
52: My room is:
ass messy as me
51: My favorite celebrity is:
uhhh Corey Taylor
50: Where would you like to be:
Right now?? At my bf, if it wouldn’t bother him..
49: Do you want children:
ABsolutely
48: Ever been in love:
still am ig
47: Who’s your best friend:
I have too many but love them all so much
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
I have more guy friends apparently 
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
achieving something
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
All of my best-friends tbh
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
I do
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
Not yet and I doubt I’d do it
41: Have you pre-named your children:
me and my bf came up with some names but who knows
40: Last person I got mad at:
My bf i think
39: I would like to move to:
another city in my country, a much bigger one
38: I wish I was a professional:
artist
37: Candy:
Haribo
36: Vehicle:
Renault or Dacia
35: President:
don’t really have one
34: State visited:
I haven’t been to any at all
33: Cellphone provider:
Digi
32: Athlete:
I don;t have one yikes
31: Actor:
Hmm Benicio Del Toro
30: Actress:
I like some but I don’t have a favorite one
29: Singer:
Peter Steele, his voice is simply, lovely
28: Band:
Ohhh anon Tool and Cargo atm
27: Clothing store:
I don’t have a fav one
26: Grocery store:
any??
25: TV show:
Sons Of Anarchy
24: Movie:
The Alien trilogy
23: Website:
Twitter I think
22: Animal:
Cat
21: Theme park:
I don’t really have one
20: Holiday:
Christmas
19: Sport to watch:
ski jumping
18: Sport to play:
Volleyball I think
17: Magazine:
Don’t have one
16: Book:
The Shinning
15: Day of the week:
Saturdays
14: Beach:
Don’t really like beaches
13: Concert attended:
Truda’s concert for moment but I suppose Disturbing’s going ro replace it or maybe Cannibal Corpse, who knows
12: Thing to cook:
Pudding
11: Food:
Noodles or cremeschnitte
10: Restaurant:
One called Anna
9: Radio station:
don’t have one
8: Yankee candle scent:
dreamy summer nights
7: Perfume:
men’s one are my favorite, gotta admit it
6: Flower:
ORchids
5: Color:
purple and black
4: Talk show host:
don’t have one
3: Comedian:
A romanian one, can’t remember his name
2: Dog breed:
German Shepherd, American Eskimo, Border Collie, Golden Retriever, Siberian HUsky there are too many I can’t choose only one
1: Did you answer all these truthfully?
yes I did it oh god
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1, 2, 3, and 20 for the fic thing :0
thank u!!! all the fun ones omg 
1. (describe urself how you’d describe a character you’re introducing) oh this some 10 yr old self insert cringey wattpad fic but yanno what? ima make it look sexy … ok im a musician & one day i want fanfic about my band & this is how i hope they write me & How I Hope to Be …. im so fucking edgy but yolo kgkjdhdgjkjfh lowkey this was fun. an opportunity to romanticize the bad bitch i hope my future self is??? fuck yeah
Farther back, to the left of the singer, was a guitar-wielding human of ambiguous gender and style - punk or goth? Neither. Or perhaps a little bit of both.Their instrument only had four strings - a bass, then; one that was black and sleek as night, but marred with finger smudges. Well-played and well-loved, surely. They seemed to prefer playing with their fingers rather than a pick, which was an interesting choice considering the fast-paced music this band was performing, but they kept up well, hitting all the notes, or at least doing a damn good job faking like they were.They plucked at the thick strings with long slender fingers, pale and made paler when paired with the black painted nails and leather fingerless gloves they had on. Black was a common motif in their look; from the fishnets peaking through their black shredded skinny jeans, to the dark and baggy t-shirt they wore. They didn’t seem to be a big fan of makeup, though, unlike most others who’d be characterized as goth. When they lifted their head, flicking their bangs from their face, hair an uncharacteristic and perhaps natural blondish-brown, it became apparent that they opted for a less striking look, at least in the face department. Aside from eyeliner coated thickly around their blue eyes, their features was clear of the stuff. Thankfully for them and their apparent penchant towards looking deathly, they seemed to be naturally pale, their skin an almost sickly shade - not quite vampiric, but damn close. They had a splatter of freckles across their cheeks, which stood out rather starkly. Freckles and blonde hair aside, they looked like they’d been born to be some type of goth, maybe even cursed with it, with pale skin and the expressionless empty eyes all goths aimed to have - but they sure seemed to have made the most of it. Despite this, there was a liveliness in this particular person. Eyes that would normally regard the world with boredom and resentfulness were now bright with passion and excitement; clearly, up on this stage, they were in their element. Mouthing the words of the songs, fingers dancing over the strings; even their body moved to the music, confident in a way they probably weren’t normally. Their eyes followed individuals in the crowd, flashing a grin at one, and a wink at another. The bass carried loudly throughout the venue, buzzing through one’s feet, right through their bones, into their chests. 
O FUCK I GOT CARRIED AWAY FGFDHGFJFDHKJ I JUS WANNA BE HOT & GOTHHHHHH im so edgy gfdjhgf 
for real tho im a fuckin greasy depressed stoner bum irl but ive played gigs & when im on stage i feel like a different person so thats the person i described here … with hope ill get there :D
for the record i use she/her pronouns but i am agender/gnc & look pretty ambiguous so it’s my hope that unless i got my tiddies out, ppl r jus gonna be confused as shit lmfao… tbfh they already are cuz my wardrobe rn consists of baggy thrift shop shit hmm
2. already answered uwu
3. (favorite kind of fic to write) i have a lot of fun w crime aus, but theyre hard to develop. idk tbh, i thought i found my niche but i lost it again :C
20. (four sentences im proud of) oh boi that’s hard, i have like 60 fics.. ok i went thru all my sp ones cuz thats relevant here & picked a sentence from each that i dig … excluding obooitd bc, 1) it’s huge, 2) i’ve talked abt it enough
“They run as fast as they can, but it’s no use; the front door’s flying open, and Cartman’s standing in the doorway, in a t-shirt and boxers, wielding the top half of a coat rack.” | from Hoodie - is this not an iconic mental image jgjdfkghfd
“‘And - and I wanna see you be happy. But if your - if your happiness doesn’t require a wedding dress, or, hell, if it doesn’t require me, I get that.’“ | from I Feel Like Glitter - i literally love token x nichole so much… this is from token’s little speech at the end, which is the softest thing i’ve ever written, and im rlly proud of this cuz it’s so darn cute & sappy
“’You absolute slut!’ Cartman says fondly.” | spiritual revolt - i just like the juxtaposition of that. all my writing is comedy-inclined huh. i luv domestic kyman w cartman bein an adorable shithead
“’Blowjob droughts were, like, the fourth plague of Egypt.’” | from Polaroids and Cigarettes - can you believe i invented comedy dhgjkfdh
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