What if after book 7, the boys decided to punish Lilia in the funniest way?
They make him eat marshmallows for all the heartache and tears he caused.
🦇Lilia: *piles of marshmallows in front of him* Isn’t this overkill?
🐉Malleus: *smirks and summons ten more bags worth*
🦇Lilia: *panicking* Silver! Sebek! MC! You must agree this is too much!
⚔️Silver: *deadpan, opens another bag and drops it onto his father’s plate*
🐊Sebek: *clearly wants to support Lilia but opens another bag anyways*
🌺MC: *smiles, grabs a couple more bags*
🐉Malleus: Now, now, you shouldn’t play with your food. Eat up, there’s more where that came from.
🦇Lilia: …
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At the end of my latest TLT reread and it’s been physically painful attempting to read the last 40+ pages of Nona. Like, the short shrift that Gideon/Kiriona gets given by the people in the story…the theoretical good guys who honestly only see her as a thing, as a means to an end with an inconvenient dead soul attached to it… It makes me want to rip my own heart out of my chest.
Nobody has cared about Gideon her whole life. Most people, in fact, if they remembered about her at all, went out of their way to tell her how much they wished she didn’t exist. In the final chapters of Gideon, she finally gets the thing she’s been desperate for her whole life: somebody telling her that they need her, they care that she exists, and they badly want her to go on doing it. This allows her to make peace with the prospect that at the ripe old age of 18, she needs to die so that that person can go on living and living and living, using the castrated remnants of her soul as fuel to do so. Not a great way to go, but at least Gideon would get to be useful to somebody, would get to be remembered for something.
And then she wakes up in the wrong body, and finds out that her sacrifice - her attempt to be useful in the most selfless way possible, in that her self will no longer exist - has been rejected. And not only that, but the person she tried to give herself to - the one who was supposed to care about her - went to extreme lengths to make completely sure that she no longer remembered about Gideon.
She literally cut Gideon out of her brain.
And now, drifting along in the worst sort of half life where she’s inhabiting her body but it’s no longer really hers, in very obvious fashion - there’s holes in it, her heart is missing, and it’s got her shitty father’s handprints all over it (not even touching how much of a violation that is), indelibly - she finally meets back up with the small group of people who could theoretically be relied upon to be glad to see her again.
But then the one who was supposed to care about her most tries to kiss her (massively OOC for Harrow), and turns out to not even be there - it’s some weird baby inhabiting her body, and doing a really shit job of it too. The rest of them won’t stop talking about how they need her to break into the Tomb - as if she was just another key, same as the ones they worked together to acquire in Canaan House, just bigger and more inconvenient - and/or how they both fucked and killed her mom, who also (surprise, surprise) wished that Gideon had never existed, but saw her as a thing that needed to be done for the good of the mission.
Ultimately, they all make it abundantly clear - Palamedes, Camilla, Pyrrha, and especially Nona, all these people who are supposed to be kind and good and right - that they would prefer she wasn’t there. That it just be her body, with no Gideon attached - at least not Gideon the way she is now, broken and rejected and miserable. They would all far have preferred that she not have her own inconvenient thoughts and feelings and desires and impulses - that she just be inanimate and let the important people, the grown ups, get things done.
They wish she didn’t exist. Same as everybody else in her life, save one, and now she’s left wondering whether Harrow really meant it at all. Because if she did, she wouldn’t have left Gideon to Kiriona’s fate.
And honestly? Really, truly? I know everybody in the fandom loves Pal and Cam and Nona and Pyrrha, but in the end I couldn’t give less of a shit about them. They are fucking side characters, and as intriguing as Nona has been from a worldbuilding standpoint, I ultimately resent having been forced to read 400+ pages of filler bullshit about fucking side characters. I am a butch, and I’m here for my sarcastic, loving, angry, vulnerable, forgiving, and yes, inconvenient sword butch. I’m here for Gideon. But Gideon has been fridged for the last two books of the series in which she is supposed to be a, if not the, main character.
And it feels like almost nobody else in the fandom feels the same way, which, fine. I’m used to that. I’m also used to being told I’m projecting; and I’m used to being told that I’m inconvenient too, in my thoughts and my opinions and the mere fact of my existence. I spent the first eighteen years of my life being told I was inconvenient. Yet another point of overidentification with Gideon.
But in case anybody still thinks that Nona proves that Gideon was an asshole all along, think about all of the above. Think about how it would make you feel to come back from not just death but from the erasure of your existence, something you chose in order to save the life of someone you loved, and be told that you’re inconvenient. Think about how you’d feel if you’d been told all your life that it would be better for everyone if you didn’t exist. And then tell me that Kiriona isn’t in the right and that I should give a rat’s ass what happens to literally anybody else.
It’s Kiriona Hours up in this House, butches. We’ve spent long enough caring about people who would prefer we weren’t around. For once in our entire lives we were told we were important; we were told we mattered; we were told we were the main character. We were going to, if not get the girl and save the world, at least get to do something real, something important, something like being the hero.
But that’s over now; we’re back to being wrong and bad and inconvenient thanks to the simple fact of our existence. So it’s time to embrace it. Let’s be a little shit. Let’s be kind of a dick. Let’s have our own agenda, let’s play our cards close to our heartless chest, let’s allow our circle of empathy to contract to ourselves and maybe one more person. That’s where I’m at right now. And I don’t see that changing anytime soon.
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Louis’ attention was drifting quickly from the horrific tale with a broken spine in his hand to the settled dust across the wood floor.
Had Lestat really lived through these things? He was a liar, yes, and an actor, clearly, Louis thought, reflecting upon the likely embellished words of the novel. Though, if it were true… Of course an incorrigible, flamboyant rogue like the Lestat he knew would fall from the pages of this story, Louis thought ironically, heart clenching.
Louis would go to this rock music show.
He must speak with Lestat.
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Gwynriel headcanons that must become CANON in the next acotar book
(please skitter away if you hate this ship, thank you :D)
A flashback to Azriel’s POV when he rescued Gwyn from Sangravah
A flashback to Azriel’s POV when he found out that Gwyn had been thrown into the Blood Rite
More Valkyries training scenes with trainers Az and Cass!!!
Spy missions with our spy master Azriel feat. his spy apprentice Gwyn
Detailed depictions scattered throughout the 900-page novel (yes, it better be 900 pages long to compensate for the toll this wait is taking on our mental health or else i am suing) on the evolving relationship between Azriel and Gwyn (trainer/trainee > friends > more than friends > confidants > what are we? > lovers > and finally, mates)
Azriel’s shadows playing cupid for their extremely clueless master
Azriel lets Gwyn take her time in exploring her sexuality and is extremely respectful and sweet and patient throughout her trauma healing journey (trainer Az in the pit and in bed OK BYE)
Badass Carynthian and Valkyrie Gwyn saving Azriel during a mission or in a battlefield
Gwyn feels the first tug of the mating bond before Azriel does and she keeps it a secret because she knows of Az’s unresolved feelings for Mor/Elain (MISS SARAH PLS GIVE ME ANGST)
Gwyn showing Azriel that he is more than worthy of love by constantly peppering him with hugs and kisses and words of affirmation because let’s face it, Az’s main love languages are probably touch and words of affirmation
A deeply emotional scene of Azriel finding out that Gwyn (kind, brave, loving, loyal, and beautiful Gwyn!!!!) is who the cauldron has chosen for him after centuries worth of waiting and yearning (I need this alone to be at least 5 pages long)
Gwyn falls first but Azriel falls HARDER
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The only two things I can think of for the next chapter of Glass Scientists, is that Jekyll is going to lose it and then he and Hyde "fall" unconscious, and then some mind exploring ensues.
Or Jekyll loses it and somehow traps/pushes Hyde into the depths of the mind, and then the chapter after that is a realization that maybe that was wrong/he misses Hyde.
I'm really hoping that this comic ends with Jekyll and Hyde still alive, and themselves. I don't think it would fit very well if they "fused" or died. Like the type of world building would make a death feel weird, and all the themes/details would make a "fuse" feel weird too. Like Hyde comes from the parts Jekyll tries to repress, we know that, but he also has details to him that are specifically him. His favorite color is green, where as Jekyll's is red. Hyde's got longer blond hair, a slightly different face, and is shorter. All these things scream "he is a person all on his own" rather than something that needs to be "put back."
But that's just me, I'll respect wherever the comic goes, I'm just really hoping we don't lose Hyde in anyway. (I don't want to lose Jekyll either, but you get what i mean.)
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