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almostgigi · 1 month

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Musician!reader - her album

Cw: cursing, sexism, period talk, very lil of Eddie.

After serious accusations on his manager being a complete asshole and a sexist pig against other women and reader herself, she releases her first album on her own domain. Femininity is a cry of "enough", a beating to all the men who think they are better than women just because they are men.

Eddie helps reader with the media and marketing for the album to be heard as is an album made only by women and has no record label.

G I R L M A T H - is a silly little song about women and the things they do in daily life. The concept has been shared on social media and is a current meme in the fandom. But also works as a reminder that we are as smart as you even when we use silly concepts for the things we do.

W I F E M A T E R I A L - the reason reader made this song is because her manager told her once that no matter how many good man she dated, she'll never be wife material, she'll never be enough for them to consider her as more than a beautiful body and a pretty face. This is her comeback.

C O C K T A I L D R E S S E S - third song on the album is about all the things women can do while looking pretty, aka the cocktail dresses.

C O R S E T A N D M A K E U P - almost the same concept as the one before, this song talks about how women has been under the pressure of using things like corsets and makeup to look pretty before, going through the memory of important women like Marie Antoinette, powerful queens all around the world, miss world beauty pageants and more, but now we are free to use them only if we want to.

T H E M A I D - fifth song on the album starts with a man's voice, aka Eddie, saying "I know babe but I'm so tired, just clean it, that's your job anyway" followed by a loud scream and the song starts blasting. Being more of a rock song, talks about how men see us sometimes as "the maid" wanting us to do everything around the house but they never help with the chores.

G R W M or G E T R E A D Y W I T H M E - sixth song in the album and the main single that started everything, the song talk about getting ready to go get revenge. In the music video we can se reader waking up and brushing her teeth, following her skincare routine and her makeup routine as well as her choosing the outfit of the day while she sings the song looking at the camera.

O P P R E S S I O N - a song about nothing more than the oppression women stand every day since existence.

O V E R R E A C T I N G - as queen herself Taylor Swift said "a man is allowed to react, a women can only overreact".

M O O D Y - how many times we had a temper and men accused us of being on our period? more than I want to admit. This song is about being moody, doing what we want because we can and not because we are in a mood thanks to our period.

I <3 H E R - last song on the album and the lost personal one, talks about her and her mother. Is a love letter to the women who gave her life and to all the mothers in the world.

#eddie munson #eddie x fem!reader #eddie x reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie x you #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson imagine #boyfriend material #fem reader

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last-words-ofashootingstar · 1 year

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STARS Fic Recommendations

a few of my all time favorites that i can read and re-read a million times and still love it

because these need to be shared with the world

Hotel California (Ateez) by @mint-yooxgi

good lawd have mercy this it literally the best fic i've ever read. i can go and on about this i LOVE JT SO MUCH . the characters and the plot and the and the and the - LITERALLY THE BEST . im in love with the way every single character is written and i love them so much and i've shed SOOOO MANY TEARS. you will not regret reading, i can promise

You Are My Queen Now (Beomgyu+Taehyun) by @wildernessuntothemselves

WROO WRRO MEEEOOOOW GOOD JESUS WHAT IS THIS ???? so well written and so good in general it literally transports me and i get SO into it. it gets pretty dark so read the warnings but all of it is dealt with so well that i don't even CARE. i go from rooting for beom to rooting for taehyun aT LEAST SEVEN times per chapter

Better Than Me? (bf san+wooyoung+yunho+hwa)One AND Two by @yoongimingyu

i can only explain this one way and it's with this meme:

Himbo Soobin by @r-kived

GOD I LOVE STUPID BIG MEN ESPECIALLY WHEN THEYRE WRITTEN SO GOOD LIEK THIS

guys my age (jungkook) by @kooktrash

i don't even like BTS a lot but wowie . this one is one of my favs in the age gap genre because it's so realistically displayed - and the lead up until he gives in is SOOOOOO HDKWVFLQV

Turbulence (Ateez) by @seonghwaholic

not a lot has happened in the first few chapters but i can FEEEEEL how good this is getting like-- i've never been super excited for updates on fics but i'm always checking for more. it's so good and getting better with every WORD

Games In The Dark (hongjoong) by @mineogi

i'm going to hell. i love demon hongjoong so much it's not even funny. this ain't funny but i'm giggling like a manic every time i read this story. i rarely like horror stories with smut but SWEET MUFFINS THIS IS THE BEST

Dangerous Game (namjoon) by @chaoticpuff17

again, i don't fuck with BTS a lot but i read EVERY. DAMN. CHAPTER. I ABSORBED EVERY SINNGLE WORD AND I LOOOOOOVED IT SUE ME

S P A C E B O Y (hyunjin) by @kokobussy

GOD GAWWWD WHO GAVE YOU THE ROGHT ??? THE ENDING ?? ARE YOU DEADASS WITH ME

Spit play w/ wooyoung by @cvpitvno

this one is new but i'd be lying if i said i haven't read it at least three times already . can only explain my emotions as : BDOQBFOQBWOW WHAT HAHA OMG WHOFBWQL . y'know ?

ANYTHING BY @koqabear but specially these two :

Know Your Place (huening kai)

punching walls, screaming, running laps, crying

Hey Emo Boy! (beomgyu)

yelling, whining, floating, sliding dramatically down the wall

#fic rec #ateez #ateez recs #tomorrow x together #txt recs #bts #bts recs #stray kids #stray kids recs

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crappymixtape · 8 months

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a very merry mixtape

UPDATE: 3 / 4 requests claimed! ❄️ i know, I KNOW, it's not even halloween yet ( GOD, KATE WTF ), but i'm notoriously slow on getting things done and this is an attempt for me to hold myself accountable and get ahead of it! ♥️ 😵‍💫

A V E R Y M E R R Y M I X T A P E 🎵 christmas lights, coldplay

this winter i'll be posting two fics a week throughout the month of december and i'll be opening up my requests for it! though there are only four slots open ( two for steve and two for eddie ) – all fics will be featuring our boys x reader and will cover all the good shit: fluff, angst, stupidity and ( our fav ) smut.

requests for this will open today, but as soon as i get two for steve and two for eddie i'll close them again. please see under the cut for the prompts ( huge thank you to @mimis-memes xoxo ) and choose an emoji and a boy for me! you can add a little detail ( add smut, angst, fluff ) if you like, but try and keep it brief so i don't dump a bunch of 10K fics on us all 😅

love you ( thank you for tolerating a christmas post in september LOL ) and can't wait to share these with you in a couple of months! xoxo, 💿 kate

edit -> remus lupin and seth cohen are available for requests as well if anyone is interested! ♥️ ♥️

A V E R Y M E R R Y M I X T A P E // P R O M P T S

🌲 ─ visit a tree farm to pick the perfect christmas tree 🎄 ─ decorate a christmas tree together 💋 ─ be caught standing under the mistletoe ❄️ ─ snowed in together ☃️ ─ playing in the snow / snow related stuffs 🍽 ─ prepare the christmas dinner together 🍪 ─ bake & decorate christmas/holiday-themed sugar cookies ☕️ ─ drink something warm and/or festive ( either at home, at a coffeeshop, christmas market, etc... ) 🏠 ─ decorate a gingerbread house together 🎬 ─ watch a christmas movie 🎭 ─ see a christmas musical/play at the theater 🔥 ─ have an indoor picnic by the fireplace and/or christmas tree 🌟 ─ drive around the city to see the christmas lights ✉️ ─ send each other a christmas card 🎅🏻 ─ be each other’s secret santa 🎁 ─ exchange & open chistmas presents 🛍 ─ go christmas shopping together 👕 ─ go out wearing matching christmas sweaters 🎉 ─ attend a holiday party together 📷 ─ have a holiday photoshoot 🎶 ─ go christmas caroling 💃 ─ dance around the living room to christmas songs 💖 ─ spending christmas together for the first time ✈️ ─ go on a christmas getaway ✏️ ─ create their own christmas/holiday tradition 🃏 ─ wildcard ! choose your own activity !

crappymixtape™ • steve harrington masterlist // stranger things masterlist

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itskenwaybitch · 11 months

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h e l l o ! ~ ★

→ i’m kennedy (or skye, or wolf, or ken, or...whatever) nice to meet you!

→ 20. she/they. queer asf. furry + suiter. rabid fangirl of various things. undergad psychology student. self-shipper (i'm totally okay with sharing! in fact PLEASE TALK TO ME if we have an f/o in common!!!!). shitpost curator.

→ my one and only blog for any and all interests. i can't run multiple blogs, i don't have the energy or brain capacity for that. :) 👍

→ character anons + roleplay blogs welcome!!!

→ tone indicators are appreciated!

→ minors are REQUIRED to block my nsfw tag: #˚✧nsfw

→ DNI: MINORS UNDER 16. PEDOS. ZOOS. BIGOTS. NAZIS. CONSERVATIVES. JUST ANY GENERAL HATEFUL HUMAN BEING.

→ tag directory + interests + f/os under the cut!

t a g s ~ ★

→ fair warning: i have a tag for EVERYTHING!! i feel like they are self-explanatory for the most part, but if you're confused, come here for a reference! :3 i also add new tags a lot so don't be surprised to see things pop up here.

#˚✧denkeeping - any info posts like this. masterlist. about me. etc.

#˚✧brainrot - rambles + infodumping.

#˚✧packtalk - sayin stuff

#˚✧resources - anything that other people made that i use! post templates, dividers, decorations, etc.

#˚✧titanposting - attack on titan stuff.

#˚✧asscreed - assassin’s creed stuff.

#˚✧watcherihardlyknowher - watcher stuff.

#˚✧nomourners - six of crows stuff

#˚✧dnp - dan and phil stuff

#˚✧baldgate - baldur's gate stuff

#˚✧delusion - self-insert/self-ship stuff. block if you cringe. this is my silly little blog. let me be cringe and delusional in peace.

#˚✧mailtime! - asks. anons, friends, and character anons will get their own tag with their name/emoji in front. ex: jean mail time!

#˚✧furryshit - i feel like this needs no explanation.

#˚✧skye’sshippingco. - ship stuff.

#˚✧lolz - memes

#˚✧🐺🩷{insert character name here} - a way to better organize posts dedicated to my faves.

#˚✧nsfw - self explanatory

#˚✧🩷{person} - interactions with friendos!

#˚✧tagthings - challenges/prompts/stuff you guys tag me in :p

#˚✧g(r)eek - anything ancient greece or greek mythology related

loves/interests ~ ★

→ attack on titan

→ alternative music [pierce the veil, idkhow, fall out boy, maneskin, system of a down, to name a few]

→ assassin's creed

→ six of crows

→ red dead redemption 2

→ baldur's gate 3

→ various horse games (Kenway on HI3 + Kendra Ponyheart on SSO)

→ the nightmare before christmas. (fuck tim burton tho)

→ phandom

→ watcher/buzzfeed unsolved

→ equestrian sports and anything horse related. i ride hunters/equitation!

→ wolves

→ the furry fandom (SFW ONLY PLS)

→ greek mythology

→ psychology, sociology, anthropology, all the -ologies...

→ mushrooms, frogs, nature-y cottage core vibes, ya know

→ shitposting

f / o s ~ ★

→ ratonhnhaké:ton/connor kenway - assassin's creed III

→ kassandra - assassin's creed odyssey

→ jean kirschtein (season 4 specifically) - attack on titan

→ more to come im sure lol. me and my simp ass.

#˚✧denkeeping

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caitlynnrosespn · 9 months

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Just Dance Alphabet Challenge!!!

For each letter of the alphabet, name a song you want in Just Dance! (you can do this a letter per day but I know I'll forget so I'm doing it all at once!)

A- Alejandro by Lady Gaga or A Ella by Karol G

B- Butter by BTS (I want my boys back)

C- Crazy In Love Retake AND/Cuff It (both by Beyonce obvs)

D- Don't Blame Me by Taylor Swift or Die For You by The Weeknd

E- Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears or Echame La Culpa by Luis Fonsi and Demi Lovato

F-Familia by Nicki Minaj and Anuel AA and Bantu

G-Gimme More by Brittney Spears (I couldn't think of anything sorry)

H-Harleys In Hawaii by Katy Perry or Heart Attack (Rock Version) by Demi Lovato or Heroes by Mans Zelmerlow

I-I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Maneskin

J-JUST LIKE YOU by NF

K-Kesi by Camilo and Shawn Mendes

L- Little Talks By Of Monsters and Men or La Fete by Amir (i am so sorry my computer wont let me do special characters)

M-More by Usher or My Name Is by Eminem or Mockingbird by Eminem

N- Nice To Meet Ya by Meghan Trainor and Nicki Minaj

O-Ocean Eyes by Billie Eillish

P-Perfect by Pink

Q-Queen Of Kings by Alessandra

R-Really Don't Care by Demi Lovato

S-Sober by Pink or Step on Up by Ariana Grande

T-Tous Les Meme by Stromae

U-Unity by for KING AND COUNTRY and Dante

V-Valentino by Years and Years and MNEK

W-Wonderland By Alexa

X-no clue

Y- You by Troye Savan and Tate McRae

Z-ZITTI E BUONI by Maneskin

#just dance #just dance 2024

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walker33961 · 1 year

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S N I P E R C H A R M - 🤍

Y/n- Mi Amor... Did u see my pink earrings which I brought yesterday?

Ale- No I didn't... But wha..

*gets shut by y/n's sudden blast of frustration*

Y/n- Your getting late for your base.. Go... I'll find it maybe... Or gotta get the same later...

Ale- Do call me okay and keep a picture on text so i can bring it while coming home no? *Kisses her before jumping into his car*

Y/n - *locks the door after saying bye*

Now where was I... Oh the box shelve maybe....

....

Rudy- Colonel... That's some sick sniper charm you got there ..

*giggling* *takes a picture*

Ale- Don't tell her.. U better not..

Rudy- No I won't.. Swear..

Text :::

Rudy :

*sent a picture*

"Say Hermana.. U sure gotta admit Alejandro loves u the fullest no! "🤭

Y/n :

"Tell your brother to stay.. I have some work with him" 😁

Rudy : well okay... Come over.. 👍🏻

:: At the base ::

Ale - Mi Amor ... I can expla....

Y/n- Rudy.. You have the pic when Alejandro was scared by a simple cockroach?

Send me the pic 👌🏻

Rudy- How can i forget it.. 🤣🤣*sends*

Ale- 😬 *oh no... Not that*

Amor, I thought it's cute so...

Y/n - Lets make it a 50/50 then...Mr. UwU Vargas 😗

Y/n shares the pic in gc and everyone was laughing their soul out.even Simon...

S I M O N 💀: Ale..colonel...scared of cockroach... Really?! 🤣

J H O N N Y 🧼 : Man yer ass is on fire aye 💥😭🤣

K Y L E 🧢 : Alejandro.. Broo.... 🤣😭😭😭😭😭

P R I C E 🚬 : *send a pic of whiskey* " Hope it helps you cool down your ass Vargas"🤣

C H A R L O T T E 🌹: *ghost meme template attached where he was staring at soap in the car in las almas mission*

"This is Alejandro Rn"

G H O S T 💀 : *😳 inside bcz jade sent meme template including him*

After getting home.. Ale had to sit and listen all y/n's lecture over it 😗

After listening to her lecture...

Y/n- Keep in mind okay?!..

Ale- But I'm keeping that earring on my sniper.. I'll bring up a whole store for u Tomorrow I promise...

:::The end:::

Oc mentioned : @sleepyconfusedpotato 's ✨J A D E✨

<3 : @alegrvs @grvs-kcle @simonsdoll @lucyisdoingfine @sarahs-secrets2 @sleepyconfusedpotato

#cod mw #cod mw2 #mw2 2022 #alejandro cod #call of duty fanart #cod imagine #gaz cod #price cod #rudy cod #aesthetic #soap cod

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lamentingwclf · 10 months

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James Buchanan Barnes Independent MCU Based Portrayal | Selective

If life is pain, then I buried mine.

A long time ago, but I’m still alive.

loved & penned by wolf - she/her - 30+ - est

rules | verses | memes

P O R T R A Y A L

this is an indepedent roleplay blog for marvel's bucky barnes, heavy influence for MCU and HC. i am not creative when it comes to photoshop, so no pictures/images utilized are my own, and appropriate credit has been given to those that do make them. Crossover and AU friendly

B A S I C S

You must be 18+ to interact, and 21+ for NSFW. There will be NSFW themes present.

I do not practice exclusives after bad experiences, and while I will put more attention to mutuals, I am not mutually exclusive, but I do hold the right to be selective in those I write with.

Memes are usually the best way to start writing with me.

I am incredibly busy, so activity will be medium to low, and replies come out through my queue, right now I have it set to two posts a day. This is to help me manage my time and stress level when it comes to writing. However, I will usually post the first reply to something I ask for when it's immediately written to get a thread started.

I do love ships, and this has been the one character where i've been super open to it, but shipping with Bucky is chemistry based.

I'm open to plotting, but as a rule, I'm horrible at it initially. I like to start off winging things to see where it leads the characters and how they interact with each other. But don't hesitate to message me if you're interested in something.

I try to keep this a drama free zone - call outs, hate, and rude anons are not welcome - I've had a lot of bad experiences with partners, so I ask that my boundaries are respected and if you have an issue with me or the portrayal hard block.

C R O S S O V E R F A N D O M S

The following is a list of other fandoms I will roleplay in, it is not an all encompassing list, but just to get things started: Fourth Wing, ACOTAR/TOG, GOT, Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, Star Trek, Star Wars, Final Fantasy, Harry Potter, Red Queen, GrishaVerse, TWD Depending on the ages and FC utilized, I may use a younger FC for Buck in these worlds. I tend to lean towards Matthew Daddario.

updated: 04/01/24

#ll ooc #pinned post

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mikasovnds · 7 years

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ and appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Michael Holbrook Penniman Jr. ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

#hello i can't believe nobody did this yet wrow #i love this meme i'm so s o r r y #mika #mika penniman #michael holbrook penniman jr #mikasounds #Skeleton talks #queue eyes are the size of the moon

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we-are-ghosts-damnit · 4 years

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me: “gee”

me, afterwards:

#i say gee all the time now and im like S E Y M O U R #also i'm addicted to making memes out of this scene in ghostbusters #i love them so much #little shop of horrors #little shop of horrors broadway #ghostbusters #ghostbusters meme #little shop #g e e #seymour krelborn

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livelle · 2 years

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Hi!! I kinda wanna start something so here you go!! Quackity+ Karl+ Sapnap + Wilbur + bench trio separate (if you can do that many lol if you can't if fine) reacting to you doing the "calling my boyfriend the wrong name to see how he reacts"

If you don't know what trend that is I'll send a link -> here (4:41 is my favorite)

a/n: HEY ANONNNN thank you so much for your request! I'm sorry if this took a little while, but I hope you like it! ur pretty awesome, and I hope you're doing well. Here it is!! I edited this, deleted Ranboo and Tubbo!

‘GOTCHA!’

Quackity, Karl, Sapnap, Wilbur and Tommy ( all seperate ) / You!!!

summary: You loved those video’s where people prank their s/o and it’s actually funny, and you were watching those for the entire day now. You were looking at your boyfriend, adn got an idea.

NO PRONOUNS USED. ROMANTIC.

SWEARING ( not much )

Q U A C K I T Y:

You were on the couch with him, having a long conversation along with some coffee like you always do together. You´ve been wanting to do this to him for a while, curious to see his reaction and prank him once because he always did jokes on you. You had to bite back a smirk as you purposefully said: ‘Ah right yeah I wanna watch that too, well Joey could you hand me the remote?’ His arm was already reaching towards it, but when he realized what you said, his head turned your way quickly. Maybe 5 minutes past, you both not saying a word. He was looking at you with wide eyes and a confused look and you were biting your tongue as to not laugh. He opened his mouth to speak, closed it again and then said: ‘Whatdidyousayyyyyyyyyy???’ as in quoting the whatdidhesayyy meme. You couln’t hold it anymore. You bursted out laughing, surprised he didn’t laugh with you, as he was still: SO CONFUSED. You pointed at the camera you set up, and he still didn’t get it, which made your laughing fit even worse. ‘I- PFFFF- I , I PRANKED YOU ALEX AHHAHAHA IT’S A JOKE’ and he finally understood. ‘OH I thought you actually just called me Joey?’ Alex answered. ‘Don’t worry, I’m not cheating.’ you giggled, as you went to watch back the clip. ‘Cheating? OH I THOUGHT YOU FORGOT MY NAME OH THIS IS THE PRANK-’ he said, apparently not having understood it, which made your laughing burst out again.

K A R L:

´Do you want some coffe too, Kai?’ you asked him, grinning to yourself. He didn’t answer, and when you turned your head to look at him innocently, his smile was turned upside down. He blinked a couple times, before saying ‘Karl, I’m Karl baby, who’s...Kai?’ You instantly felt bad looking at his puppy eyes. ‘KARL HONEY I’M SO SORRY IT WAS THAT PRANK FROM TIKTOK WE SAW ON MY FOR YOU PAGE LIKE A MONTH AGO.’ you yelled holding his face and smiling at how you actually got him. Even though his reaction was pretty serious, he was giggling now, remembering the video from a while ago. He hugged you close, glad it was just a joke. ‘Little prankster’

S A P N A P:

You were sitting on your shared bed, he was holding you, as he was brushing his hands through your hair. ‘Hmmm,’ you hummed, and you found that this was the perfect time. ‘you’re so sweet, Nate’ you said, biting your lip to hold back a grin. You knew exactly what his reaction would be like, and you were right. HE turned your head so you’d look at him. ‘WHO’S THAT? Y/N WHO IS NATE?!!!’ his eyes were wide. ‘Noone Nick, don’t bother.’ you said coldly. ‘DON’T BOTHE- Y/N. Are you kidding me right now?’ ‘I actually am.’ you answered boldly and picked up the camera. You pointed it at his face, laughing at him. As soon as he understood it, the smile sneakily returned back on his face. He was relieved, you felt it. Your giggling got even more when he picked you up kissing you and giving you a playful nuzzle with his nose. You were sure his competitive a*s would want a revenge, so you were already preparing yourself.

W I L B U R:

You were at Wil’s house, having pasta for dinner you made. You felt like a mom, having made dinner for your boyfriend, Wilbur, and benchtrio, who were visiting :). You had something in mind though, a joke you wanted to do for a while. You were scared it may turn out bad, so benchtrio was here to help you. ‘So, how’d you like the food?’ ‘good’ Ranboo, Tubbo and Tommy said all at once which made you laugh. Wilbur said ‘Amazing, Y/n, I’ts perfect’. This was your chance. ‘Thank you Sam, u- Wilbur.’ He stared at you, then to the other boys, who were acting very well. ‘Sam? Pardon me Y/n? Sam?’ he whispered to you. ‘Sush’ you said. But he got madder, eventually standing up. ‘Y/n answer me. Sorry guys.’ he said to them, and you gave them the sign. ‘YOU JUST GOT PRANKED’ the benchtrio said, making Wilbur look very, very confused. Tommy screamed: ‘Aye Wil! Y/n got you there huh?!!! We got you there!’ while putting an arm around him. ‘AAHHH you sick little prankster’ he said while walking up to you, you’d never laughed so hard at his face. He picked u up and threw you on the couch playfully. ‘And what do we say then?’ you said, still giggling. ‘Thank you for the dinner, Y/n’ he rolled his eyes. You smiled satisfied and gave benchtrio a high five.

T O M M Y:

He pranked you last week, telling you his PC catched on fire. You were freaked out of your mind, he almost gave you a heart attack. So you had a plan for today. He was showing you something he was editing, and told you all the things he was currently working on. ‘So that’s pretty new, but does it look good?’ he asled you. ‘Yeah Bria-, Tom! That looks good!’ His head shooted from his screen to you. He furrowed his brows. ‘What?’ you asked, trying hard not to drop the act. ‘Baby.’ he said, putting on his puppy eyes. Oh no. ‘Whaat? who’s that?’ he asked. You couldn’t stand that face and started giggling at him. ‘Hey that’s not funny-’ ‘TOM. TOM. IT’S A JOKE- IT’S A PAYBACK FOR LAST WEEK-’ you yelled laughing. ‘OH YOU LITTLE SH*T.’ But he hugged you close. You could feel his heart hammering through his chest, you knew he was genuinely scared. You gave him a kiss on his head, reassuring him, it wasn’t ever going to happen for real.

a/n: this is so bad but hey, enjoy. Hope this is okay? Rest of the requests tommorow! got some rlly good ones. GOODNIGHT LOVE U GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GTG NOW

@kiss-me-more-whore

#mcyt imagine #mcyt x you #mcyt #dreamsmp #dsmp #tommyinnit #tommyinnit x reader #wilbur soot #wilbur x reader #sapnap #sapnap x reader #karl jacobs #karl jacobs x reader #quackity

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ringmyheart · 3 years

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Dating Johan headcanons? Your Vinjin one was literal ✨gold✨ and yk so now i'm super curious about how you'd think dating Johan would be like.

Thank you!! 😭 I hope I did this well <33 also a warning, skip to where I wrote [HERE] if you’re uncomfortable w reading anything ab religion. Also I didn’t mean to offend any religion I am religious myself and didn’t specify any to avoid saying something incorrectly !

If you’re religious, he’s very VERY wary and cautious. Not of you but of the people you’re with, and it worries him a LOT

If u tell him ur hanging out with church friends he’s either insisting he comes too or asking a suspicious amount of questions of ur whereabouts and watching u from afar. He’ll probably step in on accident cuz he saw them like reach for ur shoulder or smmn and intervene cuz he thought like u were ab to get kidnapped but they were just gonna bring ur awareness to the food store around u, he’d be so on edge

He doesn’t like entering churches but if u go and u won’t negotiate on wether u can or can’t go, he’ll risk it all and come too

He’ll rough up the preacher after the service tho like “what’s your thing ???? Like what do you do.” And ask them questions completely unrelated and honestly kind of confusing to intimidate them

Like, “oh so this is all u do? U just preach?”

“Uh, yeah I love my job and am devoted. :) 👍”

“u have no other job? Nothing?”

“No...”

“R u married?”

“Yep!”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

“What??”

And he meant like yeah good keep ur eyes off of u his s/o or SMM but it came out off putting and frankly indiscernible 😭

While in the service he might even start to shake cuz he’s so worried if he sees AC or hears it running he’ll grab ur hand and book it cuz he thinks ur being poisoned 😭

[HERE]

Likes to share things with you, like clothes and all. U know that black jacket he always wears it’s also ALWAYS on u too

Half of it is cuz he’s stingy w money naturally so it’s like less money spent if u guys r sharing ur food and clothes and all

So ur always wearing his stuff but in return he’s always wearing urs and like even shoes. If ur taller than him and have clothes that were his size he has ur old wardrobe in his closet now as hand me downs

HE PROBABLY wraps ur shirt around his wrist as a good luck charm before fights. Before he gets into a showdown he’ll wrap it around like his arm and kiss it and say ur name or whatever and he swears if he does this tradition he cannot lose he won’t let himself

Because u don’t spend much money, u have wired earphones (nothing wrong w that ofc) HOWEVER if ur listening to music together and he runs into someone he has beef with he’ll start swinging and ur just there like 🧍🏽‍♀️ cuz the earphones r still connected and he’s fighting to the death w like sweet but psycho playing in the background

He loves physical activities to do together. If ur not active u probably will be now forcefully bc he’ll be like please and u can’t say no so now ur hiking every day

Forgets to wait up for u bc he gets rlly ahead of himself the amount of times u get lost on the trail is unbelievable and he eventually establishes the “if u lose me, HUG A TREE AND I WILL FIND YOU” rule w u and now three times a week ur hugging a tree and waiting for him to come pick u up in the middle of the woods

He’ll apologize and tries to teach u the layout but u don’t memorize it ever

Also loves biking and gets u matching bikes, likes walking the dogs w u, going on runs etc. if u cannot run he grabs ur hand and is all its okay u got this :)) like thanks for the sentiment but it doesn't help💀

DO NOT DO HOBBIES W THIS MF!!!!!!!!! If u like to dance and tell him he’ll do it with you and within two days he leagues better than you it would suck

He is so good at picking things up if u play just dance for fun he will kick ur ass and ur like bro I thought we were just playing having fun wtf 😕 and he genuinely wasn’t even trying

So if ur competitive don’t put him on the hobbies ur into cuz he will start it a beginner and be better than u within three days

He’ll feel so bad tho if he finds out u don’t like it. Like when u drew stuff he’d sit by u and draw too and when u saw he was advancing to surpass u u stopped. He thought u just grew out of it but finds u in like a closet drawing to hide from him

But he loves doing stuff ur interested in w u even if it’s something he was never into. If u like it he likes it by association

The type of boyfriend to buy you ten fruits if you say you like one.

In passing you mention liking watermelon the next day you come home there are ten on your counter and he’s like hey :DD!

Gets you a matching dog god jacket like him so u two and ur dogs r matching always

He doesn’t care if you’re wrong, he will die defending you!!! U r always in the right what do u mean the total cost is 10.00$?? What do u mean it says 10$ on the register?? They said it was 8$ u heard them

He’s pretty reserved when it comes to personal stuff and just everything in general. U will be three years into the relationship and realize u don’t know what his last name is??!!!

He’s a “I didn’t see why it was so important” mf... if u ask ab his past or occupation he’ll tell you but in a way that underplays it extremely. Because he isn’t that ready to be vulnerable and open up as well as thinking u might not care or you’ll leave him

He’s a pretty jump-y person because he had to be alert and on his toes most of the time. If you surprise him by accident by being too quiet then appearing right by him he’ll jump three feet up like a cat or sock you in the face then apologize profusely and tear up feeling horrible

He’s pretty perceptive but when caught off gaurd he gets very nervous, can’t help it

While watching tv shows or bingeing a series he will narrate everytning to u. Because he really enjoys the show and wants to make sure u understand in the fullest too and enjoy it. If he didn’t understand sometning in the beginning but then understands you HAVE to know too

“Oh my god he just shot him....”

“The dog RUNS AWAY!?”

“She said she loves him oh my gosh...”

“They’re kissing?”

Like yes Johan.... we know.... if you tell him he’ll stop but it’s like programmed in his DNA to not shut up while watching tv he can’t help it

He’ll also pause the show to turn to u and go “I KNOW HIM!!”

And ur like “rlly?? OMGG”

And he’ll go “YEAH he’s also in that other show remember :O” and u realize he does not know him recognizes him

😑😔 .

He’s not that updated on internet and how humor has progressed over the past few years so if u send him any meme over 2015 he will be so confused

Send this and he’ll text back “😅 why did you send me this?”

“Is that sonic?”

“Are these your texts with someone?”

Otherwise he’s a pretty normal texted. He uses punctuation sometimes which will throw u off gaurd cuz it will be like “I love you.” And it’s like sweet but why did he add the period?? But he doesn’t always so it’s regular

If playing sports or doing something competitive he threatens everyone in the beginning to let you win and always lets u get the score/goal/net, whatever. He pulls everyone into him prengame by their collar and is like “listen ur letting them win got that. If I see u take that ball from them....”

He’s a helicopter boyfriend he is always seeing what ur doing what ur up to how u are, etc. protective to a fault basically

Holds u back when crossing the street as if ur seven years old

I have more I could say, but I’ll inevitable write another johan relationship hcs some day again so I’ll save it for then 😅 I hope this was what I wanted! Thank you for requesting ❤️❤️

#Johan x reader #Johan seong x reader #Lookism x reader #Lookism #Johan seong

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sodacanwritings · 3 years

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𝗝𝗝𝗞 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹

gojo had excitedly announced that, after "all those surely very terrifying occurrences and whatever", they could all use a break; and what could there be better than a halloween party?

➵ headcanons, costumes + spotify links

➵ warnings: mentions of fakeblood and underage drinking, intentional lowercase

🎃 | y u j i i t a d o r i

hyped for this season. he likes fall and even though he's a summer kid he maybe likes autmn and winter a little bit better because he loves Christmas and Halloween

he always liked horror movies and even though he never had the best or most original costumes he finds the dressing up really enjoyable. events like these make him happy because he gets to spend time with his friends

he always dresses up, he doesn't need to have a really good costume. he just does it for fun, and there's no "I'm too old for this" for him

since he started at jujutsu high, he sees it as a nice break from the stressing routine.

very excited to spend halloween together with his new friends, and for all the decorations and that special feeling.

he's also just really here for the food,

"every food is good"

he thinks trick or treat is fun but lowkey scary

(is scared of the creepy old people, acts brave when they open the door, but a shiver runs down his spine when they close it again.)

plays truth or dare with his friends and most of the time it's about who gets dared to knock

gets scared pretty easily but he's all fun for it and laughs it off afterwards

has a tendency to be the one to excitedly initiate that everyone tells eachoter ghost stories before going to bed or suggests watching a horror movie and then can't close a single eye that night

24/7 gets scared by nobara intentionally, and megumi unintentionally.

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𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐄: spooky skeleton meme

originally he wanted to be a minecraft pig but he didn't know how to do that and he didn't have enough money for a spiderman or power rangers suit

megumi didn't want to go as team rocket with him

"I'll even be Jessy!" "No."

bought a skeleton suit in a costume store and said he's the spooky skeleton meme

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐑: the truth or dare / couch sitter

sitting on some couch and enjoying the view; sometimes on the dancefloor or in a corner playing some games with his friends which most likely will turn out to be truth or dare or some other kind of dare game. accidentally eats the decor. he always keeps close to the buffet, the food disappearing in his mouth like nothing. yuji is very amazed by the decorations; it's somehow his first time ever being in a place like this. normally he only got invited to birthday parties from classmates, going bowling and eating McDonald's, watching a movie or playing laser tag. he never really went to an actual party, and it never bothered him before. but now he's so excited to be able to be there.

🎃 | n o b a r a k u g i s a k i

says she HATES halloween and fall, but actually, it's the ugly spiderwebs and disgusting faces people put up as decorations.

she thinks it ruins the whole look.

she hates wet feet and a running nose, and when the weather is all disgusting and moist and-

just ew. no.

she always complains when october comes up, seeing the people starting to put ugly pumpkin faces on their porches and fake spiders and skeletons everywhere.

"AT LEAST DO IT WITH STYLE!"

she might say that she hates halloween and fall, but she actually loves Halloween.

she's big on making her own decorations. and she's almost a professional at it. garlands, paper lights, origami pumpkims. it's a sight to see when she's responsible for the Halloween decorations. garlands and paper lanterns in glowing orange, enveloping the room in many shades of warm yellow/orange light, flickering candles, black paper bats floating from the ceiling, pumpkin rows and smaller pumpkins on the tables, amazingly accurate duplicates of talismans and charms adorning the walls and hanging from the ceiling - god knows where she got those, you could might as well think she stole them from the school. black tulle draping the white tablecloth – it's a magical atmosphere.

actually is a big halloween prankster though. throughout the whole season she's constantly at scaring her friends, yuji is by far the biggest victim almost shits himself with her

isn't scared at all by most horror movies. she loves watching them

drags her friends into a haunted house. she thinks it's hilarious when someone has that absolutely scared-shitless look on their face – unlucky yuji is her favourite target.

tells the best horror stories. they're so creepy for literally no reason that it scares you how she comes up with that even megumi gets a shiver down his spine

most of the time it's psychological horror stories (but she does have a few ghost ones too) and they're always too realistic which makes you feel kind of uneasy to be around her-

it doesn't help she's a very dramatic story-teller, too

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𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐄: a spooky version of dojo cat from the boss bitch album cover

(it's always important that she looks hot to her)

the whole outfit + hairstyle, spiced up with some fake blood

original, good reference.

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐑: dancer / party-maniac

dances a lot, here to show off her costume and have fun; this is her night. will definitely do stupid shit with her friends and participate in party-games - queen of beer pong. they only had so much alcohol; judging they were all underage and gojo had only brought a few bottles of wine and a few beers - they played with lemonade, using what they had to mix within the plastic cups.

🎃| m e g u m i f u s h i g u r o

doesn't get why everyone makes Halloween out to be such a big thing

he is a scaredy cat. he is but he won't tell anyone that. this is the exact reason why he dislikes horror movies; all the tension exploding his stress levels. he isn't scared by stupid costumes or ghost stories – he can watch true crime documentaries just fine. it's the jumpscares. he easily gets scared by people jumping from a corner or at him from behind because he can't prepare for it.

he's staring at the haunted house, all unimpressed – as soon as he's inside and there's people creeping up from behind him, he's screaming and cursing under his breath.

when nobara and yuji found out he was "scared of Halloween lmao-" he got teased so bad.

it's no use explaining them he isn't SCARED of the zombie, he gets scared from it JUMPING from behind a corner which is "a natural reflex!"

as a kid he liked Halloween maybe more than now, never was exactly obsessed with it, but he also used to scare people by not doing anything - just walking around a corner and people would get scared by his stoic pale face

he did use that advantage to haunt gojo, standing by his bed at night giving him an absolute heart attack

let's say gojo hated having adopted that kid whenever he left his room for a night time piss, and he'd stand in the hallway, pale skin making him look like a fucking ghost

somehow, megumi had that aura to him which scared people

he actually has quite sensitive hands, so he has to lotion them like twice a day in the cold season

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𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐄: capitalism

goes to the party wearing a hoodie and jeans, covered in stickers of expensive clothing brands

no one gets what his costume is.

nobara asked if he was gojo-sensei and yuji thought he was a trashcan

gojo clung to him as soon as he had spotted megumi in the crowd, "ooh an advertising pillar" "it's capitalism."

he didn't initially wanna dress up, and doesn't really care, but eventually he gave in to the others pleads and annoying talking. no one gets it but he still thinks his costume is original, the others just don't have enough imagination

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐑: corner-guy / buffet homie

looking for megumi, you could always find him in some corner. mostly just standing or sitting around, watching the other people and eating half of the buffet. he only drinks sprite and tries to stay away from people as good as possible, after minutes of begging, he eventually lets himself be convinced into playing one round with his friends, only to get completely demolished by beer pong champion nobara.

🎃 | s a t o r u g o j o

as always makes a big deal out of the event. "Guess what dear students.. IT'S HALLOWEEN! That means as the great teacher I am, I took my free time to organize a party!"

hypes everyone up being overly excited, spreading the spirit of halloween everywhere he goes no matter if people want that or not

carries even more candy in his pockets than usual and always gives them to his students

(unintentionally) leaves candy traces behind him, when you find candy on the ground you know he was there

he hired nobara to be in charge of the decorations for the party and she was so excited.

he always dresses up. most of the time his costumes are something really weird or really expensive, he's the kind of "dress like a wh*re" on halloween person

you could think it was one of the second years but it was actually him who snuck in the alcohol to the party

"a little" can't be bad

he doesn't even drink himself but he sees no reason why his students shouldn't be allowed to have one sip or two..it's youth after all

in his days he couldn't even drink the smallest bit without getting dizzy

he puts pumpkins everywhere. you find them anywhere placed randomly around the whole school, even in the bathrooms or in front of the dorm doors

his hands get awfully cold in such weather so he always has to carry around those pocket warmers

nanami doesn't do it explicitly, but it's clear he's making fun of him for that

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𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐄: the onceler from the lorax

found his idea absolutely brilliant.

again no one gets it except for yuji.

after he had successfully made out megumi, he excitedly hurried over to him. "ooh, an advertising pillar!" he exclaimed in his cheery voice. "it's capitalism." "sure sure whatever you say kid," he grinned at him, proudly presenting his costume.

"don't ya wanna say anything about my costume??" he presses, watching the boy intensely.

"you're..wearing a hat." "-I'm not just wearing a hat, I'm the onceler!!!"

"..okay." "-you should really freshen up your movie knowledge, your lack of education is seriously concerning."

bought megumi the lorax on dvd for his birthday after that.

𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐑: the annoying conversation / the waiter

goes around annoying his students or spends his time talking with random people. chatting away at everyone who crosses his path, his goal was to at least check on every student once this evening. he finds it to be a quite amusing time, finds his joy in seeing his students having fun with some normal teenager stuff, satisfied seeing them living like normal kids. while occasionally stuffing his mouth with cake and candy. He makes sure the drinks are never over, keeps plopping up randomly pushing drinks into people's hands as soon as they emptied their last one.

𝚐 𝚞 𝚎 𝚜 𝚝 𝚕 𝚒 𝚜 𝚝

students:

- maki

- toge

- panda

- yuta

- miwa

- mai

- aoi

- kokichi

- noritoshi

adults / teachers

- kento nanami

- shoko ieiri

- kiyotaka ijichi

- utahime iori

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𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 | 𝚗𝚊𝚟𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 | 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎

➵ who's most likely to – jjk halloween edition

picture credits: pinterest – [1] [2] [3]

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all-chickens-are-trans · 2 years

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o, f, m, d, s, e, b, u, c, k, y, g, r (e, g)

oh wait sorry i forgot about that!!

for context: this is the "Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter" ask game

o - well I gotta say Our Flag Means Death because it's obvious and makes sense and it's on my mind and in my heart all the time these days 😅

f - friends. mine, specifically 💕

m - mushrooms (as in the food ones, not the drug ones xD) It used to be a family activity to go mushroom gathering in the fall, and I have fond memories of that 🥰

d - dungeons and dragons, especially with the group I play with these days <3

s - succulents. i know I know the 'trend' to own a bunch of succulents died a few years ago, but i still have plenty (and cacti, too), and i'm still learning to take care of them, and they bring me so much joy (and sorrow) all the time <3

e - emails. nope just kidding looooolllll can you even imagine xD elle woods tho?? gosh i love her - maybe a disproportionate amount, considering she's just a character from a 2001 movie and a 2007 musical that barely anyone ever talks about outside of the memes. but oh gosh she's just one of thee most characters of all time for me <3

b - bread. fucking stellar. humanity really peaked when we came up with that one. (sorry 😬)

u - underwater creatures aka. SHIT i forgot that I wanted to say "sea creatures" for s but. yeah <3 i love everything that lives under the sea, from pretty little fishies to sea urchins to whales to the weirdest, most fucked up deep-sea creatures.

c - chickens. probably pretty obvious from my url lol

k - well, there's this friend of mine, you wouldn't know her, she's pretty great. I call her Karodde sometimes. (😘)

y - yearning. 10/10 gotta be one of my favorite hobbies (damnit, should've gone "you" here for extra cheesiness xD)

g - green beans. used to be my favorite vegetable, I still love them a lot. my grandma makes an excellent green bean salad

r - reading. we know how it goes, i don't do that enough anymore, but i still love it whenever i find the time and energy and focus

e - (lol of course i'm gonna take the extra two letters if you're giving them to me) "Emma" by jane austen. maybe even my favorite austen novel - though it changes back and forth between that and sense & sensibility a lot

g - george michael, ever since i first watched eli stone. had a song of his stuck in my head all day (it's "Freedom! '90 and it's an absolute banger)

#lol i tried to mix it up a little between really obvious things and some more niche ones #and not too much fandom stuff because you know about all of that anyway lol #my posts

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heyimboredtalktome · 3 years

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Percy finding out about solangelo HCs please

You're awesome I love all your HCs

Awww thamkkkkk🥺🌺:

And of course:

So like after the war Will and Nico weren't exactly flaunting their relationship, more like keeping it very private and sorta subtle, they just wanted to cherish it and also like they weren't "officially" a couple but like it was the courting period, hanging out together, doing things together and like soft kisses and stuff

Another reason Will wanted to not rush things because like Nico wasn't so used to being out, he was still kinda jumpy as if waiting for a reprimand or something so like Will wanted Nico to be more comfortable

So this was the reason why Percy didn't immediately know about Solangelo, like basically no one knew

So slowly Will and Nico started to get more intimate, sleeping in each other's cabins cuddling and stuff and Percy being Percy was like "Omg they're such good friends!" And Annabeth was like*insert meme that says I've met bread smarter than you* it's joke shsksjjssjs

So like literally one day Percy was going to the infirmary because he'd got hurt and as soon as he reached the infirmary lo and behold Will and Nico full on making out, it was some intense shit and Percy was frozen for a sec and then he was like "OH GODS ARE YOU TRYING TO SUFFOCATE NICO" and both if them turned and were like shocked to see Percy there(understandably) like Nico was so red he looked like a frickin tomato of some sort

Will was like "bro, we were busy" and Percy's like "it looked like you were trying to s u f f o c a t e him and Will's like👁️👄👁️

And then Percy's like Im warning you solace if you hurt him I'll- and Nico's like 👁️👄👁️

Percy was kinda being an overprotective brother but he trusted Will a lot I mean he had seen Will in action and saving lives jsdhjsjsksks

So Percy's like "But you need to protect him, Solace" and Nico's like I can destroy both of you with my eyes closed and I'm the one who needs protection??

And Will and Percy are like "of course, you're a smol bean"

And then Nico killed them

Painfully (Ugh, fine he didn't)

So basically Percy was kind of disgruntled because he still saw Nico like the smol bean bursting with energy he'd met y e a r s ago but because it was Will and Percy respected and trusted Will a lot so he was like sure that Nico's in good hands.

I hope you liked this🦄🦄💖🌺🌺🦄🌺🌺🦄🌺🦄🌻🌻🌻

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with-the-same-tattoos · 3 years

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Brahms for that ask meme thingy

Brahms Heelshire

• favorite thing about them — his presence !!! He has a lot of strange, non-physical weight (well he has that too and I love it) and this really raw intensity that just makes my heart run wild. I n t e n s i t y. The way he can kinda go from 0 to 100, and back, and then back again, when needed, is smth I'm really attracted to as an emotionally turbulent person (and I don't mean i wanna be fighting w him all the time, just, i wish for someone to acnowledge my emotions). Also, he is big big and looks so comfortable like a weighted blanket and I want him to hug me so bad.

• least favorite thing about them — the murder and girl sniffing???? Aside from that, really dunno. He has a lot of flaws but they play so beautifully 2gether that i don't hate any of it!!!!

• favorite line — "Get back here" bruh he just *growl* its very cute :') i love the whole descent of his voice in that scene, just, the loss of control is so raw and painful.

• brOTP — Loud and Brahms uwu also Brahms doll & Brahms. I'm rly sad there wasn't more interaction there!!! I talk abt dog au but the more realistically interesting one would be him trying to take care of the doll himself as a way to s o m e h o w keep a routine up and, same thing, learn to nurture others & learn to nurture himself.

• OTP — therapy & brahms. Literally anyone who isn't a nanny. Just like a regular dogwalker, who is maybe me :)

• nOTP — Greta n Brahms I just :( it doesn't feel good :(

• random headcanon — I've talked a lot abt his craftiness. I like to think he has some skill w small electronics!!!! Mostly to help w building his weird little houses; christmas lights to house lights kinda stuff etc!!! For some reason, it's very exiting to me to imagine him testing out tiny electronics......

• unpopular opinion — dunno if rly unpopular but!!!! I don't vibe super much w the very infantalized / babyish view of Brahms. The facade feels more to me like a survival / manipulation tactic that worked so he didn't need to change it. He's a grown dude and may be awkward as shit but he doesn't feel Immature to me. And U kno we been talking abt this, talking to the asker, hella into their thoughts. Also, i feel like him being more mature gives more room for growth as a person and that's like, all I care about when it comes to characters....

• song i associate with them —

None of these r exact but some moments in them, yk? :)

• favorite picture of them —

I juust think his hair looks nice & how he hunches is cute 💕also I wanna roughouse w him like he did w Cole xept w out the stabbing bruh Brahms come here were gonna throw some hands

———

send me a character and i’ll list:

#brahms heelshire #ask #i love him!!!!#i love the unhealthy aspects about him #and how they give so much room to growth and healing and bonding #slashers #kanihcs

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ghostrick-battlemaster · 2 years

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bobashow ep5

I know its supposed to be mostly downhill from here but I g o t t a

l o l DIN'S SIGH

gotta say I relate to the hind-biter, T E E T H is also one of my first instrincts

ting-ting-ting! the SOUNDS the darksaber makes!!!! the way it is DIFFERENT from a lightsaber in not just color, but blade shape, the sound, the maker it is used--it's a perfect marriage of Jedi and Mando 🖤✨

Din fucking up trying to use it like a normal sword rip 💀 also WHAT??? WHAT????? NO, THAT PURE BESKAR PLATE ON HIS THIGH DID N O T JUST YIELD TO A FUCKING SABER IDC THAT IT'S THE DARKSABER THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT

oops.... hey at least he git ahead 🤣 but damn he looks h u r t

Din, baby, stop being a big dumb bubblegum, please, it's not a good look for you

*ancient aliens dude meme* 👐👐 h a l o

AN AWKWARD ELEVATOR SCENE

my inner costumer wants to pause every 2 seconds, crikey uuugghhhh

invisible ink!!!! Mando style

wondering if Paz or the Goran did the fingerprinting 🤔

ladders....this is why mandos have grappling capabilities, Din 🤦

the darksaber... it's.... so smol in Paz's hands....

this entire sequence is fuckin rushed 😑

mandalor is already laid to waste, the ppl scattered, Goran 🙄

Paz moving that forge pretty much by himself lmao Din "heeellllping"

I really truly do wish someone had just killed Gideon. fucker deserved a slow death but he'll probs get out or get like. Uber fancy prison. ugh

ah, Din, your naivete is showing, baby

huh. I'll miss the spear, but I get the Armorer's perspective of beskar being for armor, not weapons able to pierce beskar'gam

....honestly that recounting of Kryze's failure is surprisingly unbiased and accurate imo. a lil heavy emphasis on the creed but eh, she's entitled to her opinions

"oh, you gonna steal ya baby back? aight, I'm down to stick it to the jettise 😏 let's do this"

"oopff!" *falls into space* 😂

she's so wise 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Paz: it's a family heirloom

Din: mine now, binch, nyaahhh

💯 the sword's possessed, this is fueling Ideas

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR KNIFE PAZ????

ah, good ol' hamstringing lol

the saber should've been doing more damage to the surroundings 😑

srsly the Armorer is giving me big Mystical Quest Giving NPC vibes this episode. I love her so much.

ooohhhhhhhh MAN!!! the way she turns her back to him

l m a o disarming for the flight 😂 its even funnier than I anticipated 🤣

BUT THEY LET HIM KEEP THE JETPACK 🤣🤦

kiddo!!!! adorable. love that Rodian bab

the present 🥺 is so t i n y 🥺

BABY DROID!!! lmmaaaaooooo mini droid army

and PEEELLLIIIIIIIIIII she's terrifying with blaster and not in a good way 😬

strongly believe R5 is Obi-Wan's old droid. or was that R4...??.?. 🤔 and BD is Kal's 😌

"what is this a, democracy???

WHAT TF WAS THAT CRITTER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

she's LITERALLY a mechanic, I love it (I know bc I worked in automotive)

love....that's not a ship 🤦 Din's looking for a camper van, not a midlife crisis coupe 😂😂😂

(ngl we had a model of that you could put a rocket engine in and send into the sky then parachute down)

"this is a classic!" *CLUNK* can confirm, that's a classic (aka a project car)

THE ENTIRE JAWA BIT

PELI SPEAKING A JAWA TRADE LANGUAGE

"FURRY"

can confirm if you let you ride sit for even a month it will probably have critters aaaallll up in it

WHY THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABT WITH THE MODIFICATIONS

lol Din, they're j a w a s. gutsy is like their collective middle name

s h i n y 👁👄👁

STILL NO CREW CABIN IN THAT BIRD, DIN, HOW YOU GONNA LIVE OUTTA THAT????

also this is 💯 Mando S3E1 😑 I came here for B O B A F E T T

SHE PUT A HOOD CARB ON A SPACECRAFT

....I really wanna drive it thru that canyon

lol, skeered a womp rat

RODIAN BABBY!!!!

Din got a case of the zoomies lol

lololololololololol HE KEEPS GETTING PULLED OVER

FUCKING L M A O

"wizard"

SURPRISE FENNEC!

I'm simping SO fucking hard

THAT S M I R K!!!!!

THAT W A L K!!!!!

she's so hot 😩🥵🤤

#star wars #bobashow #tbobf

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