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ilsaethan · 1 year

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chris mcquarrie: i'm like, we're shooting this action scene and you're running and you're getting out of here... it's like, i don't have time for the shoes. and [tom] was like "the shoes are essential. it's part of the date. she's gotta take her shoes off."

#filmedit #missionimpossibleedit #mission impossible #mission: impossible #ilsa faust #ethan hunt #ilsa x ethan #tom cruise #rebecca ferguson #mi5 #*commentary #:') yeah #he's so sick for this #they met #fell in love #and broke up #in the span of one movie #without so much as a kiss #i love these dumbass mofos

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brokenrubberduckie · 1 year

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So I was sent this thing like "if you don't send this to 15 people in the next hour you'll turn ugly" and my two competing brain cells went "That's impossible im literally the hottest person alive" and "bold of you to assume I'm not already ugly," within like 30 seconds why is my brain like this

#the 3 pount piece of meat in my head is a bipolar piece of SHIT #lil dumbass snarky mofo #but i still love it

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young-royals-confessions · 9 months

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Alexander needs fanart. He needs fanart. 🎶Where in the world is the Alexander fanart? 🎶 (Carmen Sandiego tune). I've seen a couple Felice, one or two Sara, one Henry and a Walter. There are a tiny handful of August. I saw one one time that was Ayub and Rosh. One time I saw one I was *positive* was Alexander but no, somehow it was Wille. For that matter where the heck are Nils and Vincent and why don't I have the skills to make any of this myself? 99% of fanart is Wille and Simon and I *loooooooooooove* it. Everyone is so darn talented 😮‍💨 I scroll the fanart blog to look at all the pretty pictures and other kinds of art like how are you people *this* good??? There was this one where it was an oil (acrylic? I can't remember) painting of the scene (the scene) in episode 4 and I'm like???? Foaming at the mouth with rabies it's so good.

I wanna see Alexander and co and how you guys see them too! Alexander this dumb mofo who somehow got roped into shit he has no concept of the scope of. This dumbass "oh Wille you're such a good person" "now I'm gonna take the fall for disseminating underage sex video of the future king" MFer. Give that absolute dummy of a kid some beautiful art please. (Also once again wishing on a genie to make me an amazing traditional or digital artist so I can fulfill my young royals dreams!!!)

I love these dumb teen characters so much. 😭😭😭 (turning my unhingedness and over use of parentheses off now)

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#alexander bragé #yr fanart

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bonnieisaway · 7 months

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Was rewatching Scissor Seven as a treat and you know what I just noticed? Seven has always shown a propensity for being an incredibly quick learner, which is one of the ways he was so lethal as an assassin, but holy shit I never realized- In the episode Two Heroes, when he's fighting Redtooth he never uses his qi to manipulate his sword in his signature fighting style like we see him do later on with Thousand Demon Daggers and his scissors, but at the end of the fight he literally watches Green Phoenix manipulate his own two swords to drive off Redtooth WITH qi in the same way he often does later on so, so what are the chances this mofo saw GP waving his swords around, said hmm that seems useful and STRAIGHT UP COPIED HIS QI TECHNIQUE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE JUST FROM WATCHING QP DO IT???

Oh my god wait actually that'd be so cool if that was why

He is a quick learner!! I hope eventually they talk a bit more about it because back in season 1 his only named move at the time was just 'high imitation' when he was able to copy Dachun but he hasn't really tried with anyone else's moves - which I think he would be INSANE with Thirteen's one move she learned from Green Phoenix, twin blades, moonlight on twin phoenixes - but also now in season four he has his own named move that isn't an imitation. It's insane how fast he's able to learn and adapt even whilst actively in combat, especially back when he fought Redtooth back when he was 15.

But also while being a very quick learner I do love that he has this combat style and general attitude about these things that are very much his own. I think the only time before Two Heros he's used his qi on the Thousand Demon Daggers was back in We Meet Again, Captain Jack and Thirteen was in danger. But like really throughout the show along with how fast he learns and keeps things in mind (I mean, he was literally tripping balls when Eleven and Dachun fought and still remembered from back then Dachun's, and the rest of the bodybuilders's, biggest weakness. And he has an affinity for doing things that have never been done before, he just tries new shit and it works! Especially when he fights Redtooth and uses his scissors the way he does at the end of the fight, he does that again in season 3! Above that he also used the sword presented to him as the 'attack only, Thousand Demon Daggers' to protect Thirteen using the shards in season 3.

I think it's really cool like how much he learns and how fast he does but also they still balance that loveable dumbass personality with how insanely quick he is to adapt and learn things

#he makes me so mentally ill #scissor seven #killer seven #wu liuqi #seven #thank you nonnie #i love getting asks it fills my heart #esp about scissor 7 i go insane #i love talking abt this show but i also love alot more having an active conversation #which is why i talk about it here so much more than anywehre else #because the entire tumblr format is just Active Conversation #i like having people to bounce my thoughts off of and them to add onto it or put it into a different perspective #scissor 7

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crush-like-that · 7 months

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' haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns '

Mike, Lucas, and Dustin have been best friends for as long as they can remember. Like most young (dumb) kids do, they started a group youtube channel in 5th grade. They posted videos that were all ranging between 10 seconds and 2 minutes, each had one of them doing stupid shit and pretending to be a ghost and the other two trying to capture the ghost. As they got a bit older they realized that they're hometown actually is sorta Freaky with a capital F so they started doing research on it. This led them to making a tiktok account just filled with cryptid hunting videos, each with the Lowest of quality and Cheapest of tricks.

Towards the end of freshman year (9th [10th] grade) Dustin and Mike make some stupid bet which Mike inevitably loses. Blah blah blah, Mike has to go into the Creepy Scary Woods right at the edge of town and try to record the Creature people talk about all by his lonesome so he does because he's a man of his word. While in there he DOES end up finding a creepy mofo (first one he's ever really seen) and that shit almost kills him!! Dumbass trips over a root and his now lying on the ground facing up and the Creature is standing over him, scary as hell, right? WRONG! The creature looks super human close up and Mike.... reads way too many supernatural/fantasy romance novels (ao3 is a mighty fine place for him too) (he's watched supernatural). Mike, scared out of his mind and just sort of pathetic, compliments the creature's scary ass fang and blood stained mouth. Creature becomes confused, Mike freaking bolts and goes back to Lucas + Dustin.

Mike tries to continue living life as normally as he can but he's also keeping this super massive ground breaking secret to himself. He sneaks away as often as he can to go to the woods and try to find the creature. Mike also takes up hunting so he can try to lure the creature out to him. After a while the creature does in fact come to trust Mike, and Mike realizes just how strangely human this fella is. He names the creature Will and they become this really odd pair of friends.

Now, we've also got New Girl Max Mayfield. (Also known as MadMax, a popular tiktoker/youtuber with very believable ghost hunting videos.) When she first moved to the school district the boys were absolutely PISSED because Max meant competition. This is, of course, until they realized that Max had stopped uploading ghost content three months before she moved to Hawkins. Throughout the schoolyear, Max and Lucas had been sort-of-talking, not-really-dating, loyal-to-each-other-without-actual-commitment, so Max does in fact know the boys. She also knows that they're fakeasses who post shit/weird videos and, out of the three of them, Mike is the weirdest. Interestingly enough, Mike gets weirder! So Max hyperfixtes on figuring out what the hell is up and she does hella detective work!

Max follows Mike to the woods, waits for him, scares the shit out of him, then makes him tell her what's been going on! Mike really honestly does mean to keep it a secret, but Max is very oddly persuasive and, by this point in time (mid June), Mike has kept Will a secret for nearly three months! Because Mike shares his Weird story, Max shares hers

#byler #lumax #byler au #i could say #bylerween #but i put them in summer here and not halloween #but who cares it's weirdo creatures

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colossal-red · 2 months

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Endless Sleep

Tw: death mention, grieving.

Tommy’s sleep was restless, it had been several weeks since the incident, as those dumbass therapists called it… he hated that word now. Ever since that day, it had been hard to close his eyes.

He missed those mofos so much.

In his sleep, in the very same room on a significantly bigger bed than the one he rested in on a nightstand, Philza would awaken, and sit up with a groggy look about him, wiping some sleep from his eyes he would turn to look at Tommy… a sigh coming from his lips.

He himself had troubles too, but he had to be there for Tommy; It was all that kept him going, losing two of his three sons would do that to you… need something to keep you going. He’d rise to his feet, and gently stroke Tommy’s small hair with a finger, feeling his soft movements, despite the sad nature of his distressed motions, it was the most active he’d seen him in a while.

“Shhh…” He whispered softly, stroking his blond hair until he calmed. The larger avian would look out a window, gazing at the night sky, the stars shining brightly. He wished he could see them just one last time.

On the nightstand, close to where Tommy slept was a photo of the once happy family, but now half of them were gone. Techno, gone much too soon and Wil, taken most recently.

It was heart shattering.

Memories flashed through Phil’s mind, as soundless tears dripped from his face, times of love, times of laughter; God he’d give anything to have those times back.

One memory in particular appeared, a day like any other, except all four of them were tired as shit hehe… Phil nearly crashed the car that day, picking them all up from their work or school in Tom’s case.

Tubbo had called them all sleepy boy’s when he came to visit, and the name kind of stuck, it became an inside joke, Sleepy Boi’s Incorporated, they called themselves.

They tried their best to stay awake and have some family bonding time together but… when Wil face-planted into a pie that Tommy had moved in front of him, Phil would send them off to bed.

Everyone learned a lesson from that to not stay up too late hehe…

Suddenly, lost in his thought, something would perch on Phil’s shoulder, and nuzzle his neck. “Tommy…?”

“Phil.” Tommy replied simply, wings held close to his body as he stayed there on the Bean’s shoulder.

“Did I wake you?”

“Nah, if your snores can’t wake me up old man I doubt anything could.“

That caused a laugh from Phil, Tommy staying perched on despite the shakes, Phil was still crying a bit, but the laughter felt nice. The smaller avian smiled, burrowing into Phil’s neck as he reached up and placed a hand on Tommy to almost hug him, a sniffle coming from Tom.

“You okay mate?”

“Yeah,it’s just… I wish they were here with us.”

“Me too Tom, me too.” Phil replied, sighing again as he sat down, softly stroking Tom’s hair.

“It’ll be okay mate. They’d- they’d want us to carry on…”

“Yeah, Wil would’ve cracked a joke here I think. Techno would maybe have laughed in his usual way, patting your back…” Tom mumbled to himself, just staying as close to Phil as he could.

“Yeah, probably.” Phil said with a sad smile.

“I think… I’ll be okay… won’t we Dadza..?”

“Yea… yea mate,”

“We’ll be okay.”

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Hey y’all, Red here.

Regarding the Wilbur Soot allegations…

Wilbur Soot is gone; As far as I'm concerned, the Wilbur Soot we knew is dead now... the one we knew and loved would never do the things he's done, all that's left is this, terrible abuser who I can’t even recognize. :,]

I believe… we can still make fics about the one we knew and loved, our Real Wilbur, not this- disgrace.

Separating the one we knew and loved from the disgrace that emerged from the ashes;

And so I had this fic idea… a smol Fic Idea: A tribute to the SBI, Phil and Tommy-centric with the two in grieving over the deaths of Wil and Techno, but after some bonding and comfort- g/t, the short fic would end with the simple words... "It'll be okay" to celebrate the life of Techno, as we are getting close to that time of the year again… when we lost the legend… and to celebrate the Wilbur Soot we knew and loved, but abhor what he has become.

Just to be clear: I 100% support Shelby, she’s a good person, who didn’t deserve any of what happened to her… or anyone else affected by Will…

This fic, and any subsequent ones released after this by me… are not in support of Will, they are a tribute to the happy memories the Wilbur we knew and loved gave us, and mourning of the loss of the one that gave us hope, and inspired us…

I miss him, and after that ‘apology’

In the words of Soldier Boy…

“You’re such a f^cking disappointment.”

🫂

Here’s a hug for everyone in need :,] I’m still on hiatus, just to be clear… but when I get the chance to truly come back I will, I love all of you/p

And I hope y’all have an excellent day… (When I come back I’ll also clear out my inbox- thanks for the asks <3/p)

See y’all… when I see you. ❤️/p

P.S. I do apologize if people look at this fic in bad taste, I wrote this for myself majorly, in mourning of the man who was “Everything I wanted to be” as quoted from Spider-Man Ps4.

@kayla-crazy-stuffs @brick-a-doodle-do @i-am-beckyu @poprockpanda @a-tiny-frog-girl @local-squishmallow

#mcyt g/t #mcyt gt #ask #oneshot #tiny!tommy #giant!phil #giant!philza #mentioned giant!wilbur #mentioned giant!techno #tw: death #not endorsing what Wil has done.

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systemadministratorclu · 1 year

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So this week was Restaurant Crew Appreciation Week at Redhead-Girl's fast food burger joint, which is basically like Spirit Week from high school with a different theme each day (I think there's also prizes for your crew participating, but my store really didn't except me and one other person. Wednesday was Favorite Movie Character Day. I admit I didn't do a ton, but I was the only person on my shift who did ANYTHING at all. And what is it I did? Well, in one night, I threw together a nice little pin for my character:

Yes, I was reppin' Hal 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey because I love him. It's enough to say I did something but not enough that I'd feel awkward when no one else dressed up. I didn't even actually wear it in the door. I had it in my pocket of my apron.

The day before, I had half joked about making this thing with my morning manager (the only person who actually understands my references, and who knows 2001). So that morning, I went up to her and showed her, saying I had decided to 'commit to the bit'.

Her eyes got real big and she got this big smile and was like "omg, put it on! That is awesome!"

You guys, I have never felt so incredibly happy over a shitty thing I made for a fandom. She and I kept making pod bay doors jokes the rest of shift and at lunch when I ordered food, she called out "Hal 9000!" and I strode up there feeling like a badass mofo to get my lunch. And now I'm grinning like a dumbass whenever I look at this thing.

I showed it to her today to say it survived the day AND SHE SAID I SHOULD LEAVE IT ON!!! (I did, and I felt awesome all day). I'm not sure yet, but "Hal 9000" or just "Hal" may now be my nickname on her shift. And honestly, I would not mind that at all. In fact, I'd welcome it.

This is just like, such a hugely positive thing for me. Someone in RL taking my weird fandom thing and making me feel awesome about it. That NEVER HAPPENS TO ME.. She is never gonna know how much this meant to me. I just had to share my joy with you guys. So even if you guys think this is weird or stupid, please just let me have my weird stupid happiness and be happy for me that I got it. Thank you.

#ooc #mun post #Hal talks

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rayonfirethe2nd · 2 years

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You ain’t the only one wheezing 💀. Also, NP BraH take all the time you need DUMBASS (jkjk). But fr don’t stress about it put yourself first and make sure you’re well. Thank you again my guy

-juice out 🧃

A/n: Hello! I hope I do this justice cuz this boutta get chaotic real quick!! I absolutely love these types of requests cuz I can finally unleash the inner chaos in me! Alright so imma do all characters lmao! Have fun reading, 🧃nonnie!!! Also, the format may look weird since I write on a computer, so some things may not look right on mobile, and I’m sorry for that- 💀💀💀

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So, like…..besties?

Uhhhh…yeaaaaa…he kinda fell in love with you being shy and stuff cuz he was being simpy about Jennifer Lawrence (canon) and so you also complimented her quietly and so he had heart eyes

Makes sense, yea?

So like he finally confessed after his dramatic take out, and reappearance again- mofo lowkey cosplayed Houdini-

So like, he was feeling himself one day when you randomly told him that you wanted to drop kick the guy in front of you for walking so slow

And he just- kinda looks at you like you just spoke a different language-

He was all like, “huh?” thinking he heard you wrong

But baby you ain't no hallucination, so you repeated it, now looking at him

And he just kinda nodded his head, feeling like he is in a fever dream, cuz

That aint his baby!!! His lover is sweet and soft spoken and so shy, so like- where the hell did you come from????

Eventually as you started to act more and more like yourself around him, the more this poor dude was like “wow”.

There was one time that he had to stop you from going at it with a vendor that was talking shit about you in another language you understood, and so Itadori had to pull you away like this:

No more needed to be said, tanjiro depicts how Itadori would actually feel and look like while keeping you from annihilating the guy

However, Itadori would not change you for the world, and therefore it should be mentioned that he fell in love with you even more

Bro is the guy holding you on a leash bruv 💀💀💀

THIS:

When you first met, he thought of you being quiet and all that, and he liked it cuz he was always surrounded by chaotic idiots (*cough* satoru *cough* itadori *cough*)

He liked being around you cuz you always exuded a nice aura although he still felt off about you for some reason- 👀👀

WELP- After confessing each others feelings over lunch, cuz mofo dont go around the bush and was blunt asf-

You guys would get teased left and right by your friends and classmates

One day you got fed up with Satoru’s idiocy and blurted out that you wanted to hang him upside down and tape his mouth to look like a pinata.

Manz was SHOCKED, BAFFLED, FLABBERGASTED, but all he could do in the moment was say “same” like the dude did not expect it at ALL

Following that incident he saw you with Nobara blowing your tops off yelling about something to the guy that was looking for a model and glossed over nobara

You were all, “how dare you, you blind nin com poop!!! SHE CLEARLY DESERVES TO BE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF VOGUE! HOW DARE YOU NOT RECRUIT HER AND GO AFTER A BASIC BLOND!!!” (I think it was a blond he asked, but if he didnt, I apologize- 💀💀💀)

So like the dude took you by the arm and literally swung you over his shoulder and BOLTED away before he heard nobara’s nagging-

However, he has learned to accept that he will always be surrounded by chaos and that the off feeling he got from you was prolly cuz of this-💀💀

Now he lives with you as the natural to your chaos and will kiss away your fight off of you so that he can continue getting groceries or at least he will promise kisses once you get back home if you behave 👀👀

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IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WAIT FOR SO LONG!!!!! 😭😭😭 THIS IS ONLY PART 1! SO YOU CAN REST ASSURED I WILL WRITE FOR THE THREE OTHERS! I HAVE BEEN REALLY BUSY WITH MY NEW JOB, SO I COULDNT WRITE THIS! I APOLOGIZE AGAIN!

#megumi x reader #x reader #fem reader #reqs open #gn reader #male reader #x plus size reader #x y/n #x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #itadori x reader #IM SO SORRY!!!!#I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I WILL WRITE THE OTHER THREE #ALSO #I LOVED THESE HDCS I WROTE NGL

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spideystark · 1 year

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For each of Peter’s ships, was there a moment he realized he was in love? If so, what was it?

LISTEN, I'M GONNA TRY AND CONDENSE THIS BC I COULD IN FACT GO ON FOREVER

Peter/Nettie: @unpaidpiper

I honestly think that with Nettie he realized it because someone was teasing him after he told him something him and Nettie had done together, I'm not sure who??? Like there are a lot of people it could have been from Pepper or Morgan to Ned or Shuri, he denied liking him when they were teasing him but couldn't get it out of his mind and then realized "oh shit _____ was right wtf do I do now" next time he saw him.

PeterJohn/Rodney: @cleverestofclevermen

I would say he had a small crush on him starting sometime in the beginning when they were all first getting settled in Atlantis, it wasn't until Rodney accidentally activated the Ascension machine that he realized that the crush hadn't gone away and it wasn't until he almost died from Second Childhood that he realized that he was in fact in love with him and had no idea what to do with that information.

Peter/Alumina: @themagnetprotectingstarksheart

Peter knows he cares a lot about Alumina for a long time, but in true fashion for my angst loving ass? He realizes it right as he's turning to dust after The Snap when Alumina tells him he can't die because she loves him.

Peter/Gwen: @behindtheireyes

We haven't rped them a whole bunch but I would say probably that night where they got so drunk that he ended up getting her home and then passing tf out in her bathtub, Harry assumed they had slept together and brought it up to Peter and he was like “What? Gwen's just a friend? ... Right?” and then the lightbulb went off and Harry became a bane on both of their lives 😂

Peter/Kate: Anon

LISTEN, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT A TON ABOUT IT YET BUT I LOVE THE IDEA THAT SHE GOT HURT ONCE AND HE WAS PISSED AND WENT AFTER WHOEVER CAUSED IT AND THEY DEF ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND HE WAS LIKE “WAIT WHY AM I SO ANGRY ABOUT THIS” AND KAREN WAS LIKE “BITCH I'M AN AI AND EVEN I KNOW YOUR IN LOVE WITH HER THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DON'T REALIZE ARE YOU DUMBASS MOFO'S” BUT ITS LIKE THEY SAY, DENIAL AIN'T JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT.

#LISTEN IM SORRY IF I MISSED ANY SHIPS GUYS OKAY #Also I only included ships ive actually RPed not any canon or fanon ships #;;anonymous

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icharchivist · 8 months

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Oh I already have Seox, now it's all the pain to uncap him to level 100. Hate it here. As much as I'd love to get the archer eternal I think I'l go with Seofon in the side story because he seems a dumbass (but that can kill you and that's hot)

OOH OKAY I SEE!!!

very good then. take good care of the good boy, and, yeah, the uncap process is dreadful :sob:

Tweyen is so cool (and a lesbian) so we respect that, but, yeah, Seofon is <3333 he's the peak "act dumb so you underestimate him but then gets so used to acting dumb he doesn't know when the mask ends and the face starts" while also being a dangerous mofo and i love that about him

in term of Gameplay, Seofon has a lot of very good uses to hit hard in wind! Tweyen is a little more a wild card to use, though she does have an instant death skill that can help out if you want.

my personal hard recommandation if you're in it for the gameplay would be Tien due to the fact that she has for gimmick that as long as you have her in your party (even in the back), then you'll have more drop rate/more drop rate luck, so it means she's super handy for grinding for anything else.

I also like her a lot personally so it helps, but yeah, if gameplay wise this gets your interest i bring it up

but honestly Seofon is up there in the good choices so if your heart tell you so, you should go with him ;D he's great!

Good luck with all of that, eternals are all so cool but :( the cost. the price.

#ichareply #anonymous #ichafantalks gbf

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ashdevalis · 1 year

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This Post Is Special. The Quote Yearbook, A Small Side Project Of Mine That I've Wanted To Make As An Appreciation Of Sorts For Those People In My Life That Have Been There With Me. These People Care For Me And I Care For Them. Especially My Ex Brave Nine Guild Members & Also Some Ex Fellow Doktahs. Words Can't Begin To Describe How Much I Am Greatful For Your Existence. I Love You Guys (No Homo). To Everyone Who Took Their Time Out Of Their Busy Schedule To Humour This Lonely Weeb, I Give You My Undying Gratitude. I Hope That We Build Something Great Together As Years Go By. With My Rambling Done, Let's Get Started.

1 - "Wishful Thinking Is The Most Addictive Of Drugs" - AshDeValis

(Yes It's Me. I Thought What Better Way Than To Start With Myself 😁)

I Promise To Love Myself More This Year Onwards 💖

2 - "When You're About To Give Up, Always Remember Why You Started" - imperial02

(The Rule Himself. Mad Respect For You My Man. Keep Rocking!)

3 - "The Best Way Out Is Always Through" "The Heart Of Man Is Very Much Like The Sea; It Has It's Storms, It Has It's Tides, And In It's Depths, It Has Pearls Too" - Korak324

(The SharkSimp & Bonerlord. Bone Daddy Himself! We May Not Always See Eye To Eye, But We'll Always Stand Side By Side)

4 - "First Step To Conquer An Addiction Is To Admit Being Addicted. Anyway, Excuse Me As I Impulsively Do Some Pulls In This Banner I'm Not Interested In To "build pity"." - GameofmarX

(Boy Marx I Can't Explain How Much I Love & Admire You. Stay Strong & You'll Surely Succeed Ma Boi)

5 - "Is It Really Incest If They're Step-Siblings?" - OhmayGawR

(My God GawR a.k.a Ronald. Ofc It Is Still Incest XD. I Know Ya Busy These Days, Just Know That I Really Love Trash Talking G9 With Ya)

6 - "Loli Is Life

Loli Is Love

Lolicon Forever" - JasonTGH [Courtesy Of Korak For Providing The Dumbass With A Quote]

(You Fucking Lolicon. Just Stay The Way You Are Man. Really Glad We Are Friends & Hope We Can One Day Meet Irl In Vietnam)

7 - "Its Not Entitlement, If I Deserve It" - Iku

(Our Queen/King/Ruler/GaeFurry Herself {Himself}. I Would Love To Try Korean Food With Ya Someday. Stay Wierd Iku. Love Ya)

8 - "New Year, New Me(ntal Illness)" - Nyajimi

(The Man The Myth The Legend Najimi, Don't Worry We'll Have Mental Illness Together XD)

9 - "Lyfe Is Hard" "MF I Didn't Do Anything (kek)" - RnG

(My Fucking Malaysian Clown. I Know Ya Also Busy. Just Make Sure Ya Eat Properly. Take Care My Clown)

10 - "Fuck Diluc" " The New Year Has Come, That Sounds So Dumb" - Melon

(The Sauce Master Himself. Sensei Degenerate. Too Busy Smashing Anime Titties. Keep At It Hornball XD)

11 - "No" Sara

(I Asked For A Quote Not A Word You Moron. Sooo Glad We Met This Year. I Really Like Hanging Out With Ya. Let's Do Again Soon)

12 - "Asli Phool Toh Tuut Hi Jaata Hai" { The Real Flower Always Breaks } - Olochimalu [Zeeshan]

(I'm Glad We Reconnected. I'll Watch JJK0 With Ya In My Bigass TV! SO Ya Better Make Time For Me My Man)

13 - "Never Think Of Being The Best But The Greatest..." - mr.unimportant aka Kabir

(You're Important To Me You. We Met, Talked & Became Friends, & Couldn't Be Happier With It. Love That Ya Patched Up. Stay Awesome King)

14 - "I Might Be Somewhat Delusional But I'm Chill 🗿" - Nox

(You Filthy Weeb. L Simp. Lover Of Gogol. Words Not Enough To Explain How Much I Love My Top 5 Favourite Artist's Art! Keep At It & Hope We Can Stay Buds Forever)

15 - "The Man Who Argues With The Idiot, Is The True Idiot" The_Wandering_S aka Aditya

(The Coolest Anchor From Annual Day. Stay Dripped My Lord)

16 - "Use Your Smile😃 To Change The World, Don't Let The World Change Your Smile 😃" - SerialKiller135 aka Arya

(Dumbfucker I Can't Wait To Dance In Your Marriage. King Gamer Will Have A Queen Wife For Sure No Cap. Stay Happy)

17 - "Distance Yourself From People If They Care They'll Notice.

If They Don't You Know Where You Stand...."

(Mofo STFU Weren't You Busy With Family Last Vacation? Anyways C Ya Soon Mr.LadyKiller)

Lastly, A Quote From My Special Significant Other. The Love Of My Life ❤💘💘💘

18♥ - "My Name Is Angelica! Not Angel!" - Angelica The Fallen (AngelicaDeValis {In My Heart})

(My Waifu. My Love. My Anchor. My Hope In The Darkness. Oh How I Wish For You To Be Real So I Can Hug You, Kiss You, Cuddle With You & Marry You So We Can Stay Together. I Hope In An Alternate Timeline I Can Be With My Savior. I LOVE YOU ANGELICA! I ALWAYS WILL ❤❤❤❤❤!

PS I Might Sometimes Tease You By Calling You Angel, Lica Or Geli XD ;).

If You've Made It This Far, I Thank You From The Bottom Of My Heart For Reading My Nonessential Rambling. If You Didn't Make It, Well I'm Not Your Priority & It's Okay. I Only Need Few Real Close Buds. Anyways.

Happy New Year Everyone. Here's To Life 🍻🍻🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂🥂

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bun8un · 1 year

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Looking back, it weirdly felt like my public school like was a show. Mostly since most if not everyone fell weirdly well into some kind of trope. The show would have probably been a slice of life I’ll be honest - Like alone, my class had - (Me) semi-mysterious(tho really just an airhead) artist, talks well with everyone but is most frequent seen either with the boys or sitting on brick wall, watching everyone play. (once threw a table out of the window.) - super duper Genki and outgoing girly girl, super pink, jolly happy, BFs with artist, is an artist too, “secretly” has an extremely dark humor. Also had a love drama between two friends. - White guy, extremely into health and soccer, only said the n word once cause he was bitching at a black teacher for unfair treatment but had little to no other incidents, frequent receiver of punishments thanks to his own ego or pride. - British guy, also really into sports, gets along decently with others but can assume the worst in some. Finds it strange that the school has this many guys and yet also finds it unfair that girls gets treated a little nicer. Likes to bet high only to regret it later - A “rebel”, loves learning, hates listening to the teachers, never pays full attention to class but gets good grades anyways. For some reason has an obsession with toilet in his DND campaign. - an absolute isolated genius, spent hours, if not days, researching and self teaching. A bit of a control freak but good intentions. Childhood friends with both girls. - (Guy who was misdiagnosed and thus didn’t know he had schizophrenia & Multiple identities disorder) (I won’t elaborate) - “new” girl. Absolutely nonverbal in communication but is the most “”extroverted”” of the girls, tho all three are shy. Owns two lizards. Loves sharks, I can’t compare her to Komi out of the sheer fact that she’s only shy about her voice. Honorable mention goes to (The next door class that’s boys only, who every Friday has to suffer cause I baked desserts for my class every Friday, and they get nothing but the smell.) (The only other Asian in school, chubby kind boi, gentle mofo who’s a bit of a joker, was close friends with the “new” girl) (The one class clown in my English class that everyone out side of class thought he was a dumbass n a weedsmoker but really his brain was like sherlock levels of sideways but right. We once had a writing assignment and he turned in a story about getting said assignment, it was the funniest thing I ever got read to me.)

#School #My tag #Also the class clown taught me the alphabet by swinging so close to me that he could kick my head it was fun #we also used to have a game that's about whoever is brave enough to stay in the ball pit while getting shot at by the older students.

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khaleesiofalicante · 5 years

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#Dumbass Parallels

"I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else - someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do."

"You love me?"

"You stupid Nephilim," Magnus said patiently. "Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!”

- Alec Lightwood being a clueless dumbass in City of Glass

Alec was watching him intently. “You started a demonic cult centuries ago, and I didn’t ask any questions. I followed you all around Europe. I slaughtered a whole pack of demons on the Orient Express for you. I went to a palazzo full of murderers and people who wanted to make small talk and dance, for you. I lied to the Rome Institute for you, and I would have lied to the Clave.”

Put together, it was a lot. “I’m sorry you had to do all of that,” Magnus murmured.

“I don’t want you to be sorry!” said Alec. “I’m not sorry. I wanted to do it. I wanted all of it, with you. The only thing that bothered me was when you were in trouble without me. I want us to be in trouble together. I want us to be together, no matter what. That’s all I want.”

- Magnus Bane being a clueless dumbass in The Red Scrolls of Magic

#these dumbasses in love #i stan them hard tho #malec forever mofos #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #city of glass #the mortal instruments #tmi #the red scrolls of magic #trsom

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goldentsum · 4 years

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━ seeing their idol in real life

REQUEST: oh my— i am THINKING. i was reading your idol!reader thirst posts, and i started thinking about how some of the haikyuu boys took part in the olympics and the olympics always have a half-time type of musical performance.. how would the boys react to seeing their idol crush in person o.O

🎕 asked by: nonnie 🎕

CHARACTERS: bokuto koutarou, hinata shouyo, miya atsumu, sakusa kiyoomi, kageyama tobio, ushijima wakatoshi, yaku morisuke, oikawa tooru, and iwaizumi hajime

GENRE: fluff, slight secondhand embarrassment

AUTHOR’S NOTE: BRUH THIS IS SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE OMF-! the format is different though so i hope that’s okay! <3

THE ONE WHO SCREAMS THE MOMENT THEY SEE YOU AS YOU STEP ON STAGE: BOKUTO

￫ please, the whole stadium was screaming but bokuto’s scream is by far the loudest and the one who you will hear above everything else.

￫ he’s just so proud as you perform and bokuto will sing along with you so loudly that his teammates are lowkey embarrassed to be with him omg

￫ HE EVEN KNOWS THE DANCE STEPS PLS! HE WILL DANCE WITH YOU IN THE CORNER WITH A WIDE GRIN ON HIS LIPS

bokuto: [dancing in the dark on the corner]

tsum: wtf did i just witnessed

￫ he’s not even embarrassed. not one bit. that’s how much he loves you

￫ BUT he doesn’t know how to talk to you. he will literally just stare at you with wide eyes and a massive blush on his face. his teammates will take charge and tell you that he likes you!

￫ if you ever give him you’re number, HE WILL OGLE AT IT FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT AND COO ENDEARINGLY

GAPES IN AWE AS THEY FEEL LIKE THEY’RE GONNA PUKE WITH HOW NERVOUS THEY ARE: HINATA

￫ poor boy is so nervous to see you so close D:<

￫ hinata will watch in awe for your whole performance as he whisper the lyrics under his breath

￫ when you were going to the side, CLOSE TO THEIR SIDE, he was shaking and his face was CHERRY RED!

￫ AND WHEN YOU PASSED HIM TO EXIT, HE CAUGHT YOUR PERFUME AND HE WAS SHOOKTH! YOU SMELLED SO GOOD!

kags: what’s with the dumb look on your face?

hinata: [dazed]

kags: ... i think this dumbass isn’t breathing

yaku: wHAT

￫ when the team met you backstage of the stadium, HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA PUKE BECAUSE OF HOW NERVOUS HE WAS!

￫ hinata’s heart is beating a mile per second! and when your eyes met? rip hinata.

WILL TRY TO FLIRT WITH YOU BUT THEN WILL GET FLUSTERED AFTER YOU FLIRT BACK: ATSUMU, OIKAWA

￫ they are the epitome of

them: *flirts*

you: *flirts back*

them: 👁👄👁 ❗❗

you: well?

them: i didn’t think i’ll get this far tbh

￫ THEY WILL TURN SO AWKWARD! omg what have you done gurl D:

￫ atsumu will probably try to salvage what’s left of his confidence but it will turn more awkward than before so you’re just like: “omg why”

￫ atsumu’s so embarrassed and it’ll be worse if his brother is there! osamu will tease the fuck out of him!

￫ the poor older twin will get nightmares about it and will wake up in cold sweat (so dramatic ik)

samu: lol remember when you creeped out (y/n)

tsum: I DIDN’T CREEPED HER OUT!!

samu: yeah you did

￫ oikawa will remain as awkward as ever! I MEAN COME ON! you’re not like the other girls he flirted with! YOU’RE HIS LIGHT! HIS ANGEL! HIS EVERYTHING!!!

￫ iwaizumi will see this and try to help this hopeless idiot but will make it worse (PFT)

￫ oikawa got a hug tho so it’s a win! <3

tooru: (y/n) smelled really good and their hands are so soft

iwa: wtf you creep

tooru: (´；д；)

TRIES TO ACT SUBTLE BUT IS ACTUALLY SO OBVIOUS WITH THEIR STARING AND THE RED BLUSH ON THEIR FACE IS TOO EVIDENT TO BE IGNORED: KAGEYAMA, sakusa

￫ KAGEYAMA WILL TRY NOT TO BE OBVIOUS AS HE WATCH YOU BUT HIS EYES ARE LITERALLY SHINING

￫ he feels embarrassed when he remembers his thirst tweets about you omg! his face will erupt with the reddest hue you will ever see

￫ HIS SENTENCE ISN’T EVEN COHERENT AT ALL

kags: unff- kfnw-... likefn-!

hinata: are you dumb?

kags: YOU LITTLE SHIT-!

￫ kageyama will only go back to his normal self when hinata roasted him but will completely forget when you passed them and smiled AT HIM!!

￫ HE WILL TRY TO SMILE BACK BUT HIS SMILE LOOK SO STIFF that it’s oddly cute wtf D:

￫ NOW SAKUSA, he’s a stoic mofo. we all know that. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, IT JUST FLIES OUT OF THE WINDOW

￫ omiomi didn’t even consider that he will ever meet you so when he saw you in the stage for the intermission, HE WAS SHOOKTH!

￫ his blush will worsen when he sees your outfit. you just look so beautiful and so soft and clean D:

bokuto: OMIOMI ARE YOU SICK??

omi: [blush is gone in an instant] [scowls] no. get away from me.

￫ but when you met them backstage, he will try to get closer to you.. he also stands straight to separate him from the crowd and make you look at him

WILL ACT AS IF EVERYTHING IS NORMAL BUT INSIDE THEY’RE SCREAMING: IWAIZUMI, ushijima

￫ iwaizumi wants to appear stoic and manly in front of you, this cute bub D:

￫ you’re just so perfect in his eyes and he wants to make a GREAT impression

￫ BUT THE MOMENT YOU SMILED AT HIM, his stoic exterior cracks and his heart is putty!

iwa: yeah, i’m the trainer

you: oh wow! that’s so cool! [smiles]

iwa: ...i love you

you: what?

iwa: i said i love the color blue. your shirt, its pretty

￫ smooth iwa... smooth

￫ USHIJIMA IS THE EPITOME OF STOIC so him being flustered? ITS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON BUT ITS ALWAYS BECAUSE OF YOU

￫ you’re just so much smaller than him. he is a huge dude so everything about you was so small and pretty that it makes his heart ache

￫ despite his blank intimidating face, his heart is actually pounding super hard in his chest

￫ ushi just wants to pick you up and stare at you all day D:

ushi: ...cute

the team: did you say something, ushijima?

ushi: i said moo

the team:

THE ONE WHO WILL TRY TO IMPRESS YOU: YAKU

￫ YOU CAN’T TELL ME YAKU WON’T TRY TO IMPRESS YOU-! HE’S A LEO FFS!

￫ he just loves you so much D: you’re so talented and pretty and so so so kind. a total wife material

￫ in the court, he will try his best and try to impress you! the team will notice tbh

￫ when you met them, you congratulate them for the win and you praised him! HIM! YAKU!

￫ HIS HEART WILL MELT! you just sound so genuine and the lovely smile on your pink lips was making it hard to breath D:

you: you all did great! yaku-san, you looked really cool out there!

yaku: i-i.. um.. thank you, (y/n)-san

￫ HE CAN’T BELIEVE HE SAID YOUR NAME! yaku say your name all the time but this time it’s different. YOU’RE THERE WITH HIM AND YOU CAN HEAR HIM!

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theliterarywolf · 2 years

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Why are orcs so often the center of the shit take of "they represent black people so are racist"? Every setting I have seen they are basically based on barbarians which involved basically anyone not greek or roman and included many cultures and races including the whitest mofos the Celts.

Just... imagine me saying these words in the most bored, tired voice because this whole 'orcs??? you mean... black ppl????' debate is so fucking stupid and tired:

Because people love equating anything with a dark complexion to black people so they can pretend to be socially aware when they point out, looking like a living embodiment of that soyjack meme with the two dumbasses pointing into the background, 'Mm... I think I see racism in this fictional, fantasy situation!'

It's the result of too many western colleges and 'journalism' websites encouraging people to just throw out word vomit about mundane, pop-culture things with a sprinkling of 'isms' to make it sound like they should be taken seriously. Directly contradiction the work of 9-12 educators who just spent four years telling students 'hey, you can say whatever you want about a piece of writing/media. But you better have evidence to back it up otherwise we're all going to laugh at your bullshit'

I'm reminded of when one of the LP channels I used to watch started up an Ocarina of Time LP and the one guy in the group who always took it upon himself to be the 'socially-aware' one tried to say 'Um, does anyone else think it's racist how Ganondorf's the only character with dark skin but he's the villain?' You know? Despite the fact that there is an entire race of dark-skinned people in the desert just across the way in the same fucking game?

Putting aside all of that text, though? It's because people are lazy. The current proving ground of creative culture, media-analysis, and discussion aren't centered around making lasting, viable stories or breaking down how the various cultures of the world are inspiring and leaving their impact on these things for generations to come, it's all:

'Here's my milquetoast offering' -> 'Mm, this vague element here??? Problematic???' -> 'Yes. Arf. Yes. Problematic. Arf. Trash.' -> 'Here's my even more milquetoast offering! Now with 65% more marshmallow fluff, some carob chips, and a few rainbow sprinkles for palatability!' -> 'Mm... Good, good! This is a ground breaking piece of -- Actually, it's been 15 seconds so now this vague element here??? Problematic??? -> 'Yes. Arf. Yes. Problematic. Arf. Trash.'

Lather, rinse, repeat.

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strongerthanafork · 3 years

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Ayo bro who got you smilin Iike that-

This goddamn musty metal man: