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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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SOMEONE WRITE THIS FANFICTION
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CAMP HALF-BLOOD AU . APOLLO CRIME BROS. CAPTURE THE FLAG WITH QUACKITY AND WILBUR . i blacked out 
(Camp Half-Blood headcanons by @lovejoylovemail​: [x])
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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Aro men. you agree. reblog.
(plaintext because idk if gradient text will show up for everyone: aro men. you agree. reblog)
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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this is entirely me being very curious about how well people can guess what others will do and self sort. so to that end:
PLEASE DO NOT TELL PEOPLE PERCENTAGES OR GIVE ANY HINTS IN THE NOTES
and pls reblog for sample size :)
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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Take fox news back for the foxes!!!
fox news doesnt deserve the fox. foxes would not be too happy i dont think if they knew about what was going on over there
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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I'm sorry I saw this tweet and didn't have enough room to scream on my priv.
Dream literally did nothing other than suggest blowing up L'Manberg during the Revolution until Tommy's exile. And look at how that went. After Tommy's disc finale he sat and rotted in a prison, not answering people, and existed ENTIRELY as a plot device people had to drag him to do every few months.
LITERALLY THAT'S ONE OF THE WORST PARTS OF THE SERVER. He took up being the big bad, then didn't answer people and locked himself in a prison and stalled lore and delayed things and just fucking sucked. And his important role in most people's lore could have easily been replaced by a cardboard cutout after exile ended.
BBH paid for the server. People were already getting bored as fuck when Wilbur joined. Do people seriously forget how quickly vanilla Minecraft servers died back then? Literally the introduction of L'Manberg gave people something to do other than walking up the same wooden path over and over.
Bait used to be believable. I'm sorry if you think that guy was a good actor you literally never watched Wilbur or Charlie or Quackity. I never cared for Techno's 4th wall breaks, but you can't compare a single monologue Drm made to ANY of Techno's. The amount of crazy good and memorable lines everyone else had in comparison is hilarious. He wasn't even the best actor on the Dteam and one of those dude's slept through the whole story.
THE PRISON WAS THE WORST ARC THE SERVER HAD AND WAS AN EYESORE TO LOOK UPON
Fuck that guy. He wanted to be the villain and then would fucking retcon and change shit to make sure his guy never lost. Even when the story would try to frame something as a loss for him his ass would come back months later and go UM ACTUALLY like he's the fucking JK Rowling of Minecraft Roleplay.
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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"Aros aren't queer-" GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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saw that stupid poll and aro men are valid! ace men are valid! aspec men of any kind are valid! if you disagree become the dirt i walk on!!
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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Oh fr
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Annual reblog of the liminal spacemas from instachaz
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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Mutualz join the spam train
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I'll turn this into a whole comic on Webtoon or Wattpad or some
@a-random-mooshroom @sweetface-the-dollbaby @xxstarryrosesxx @cloudxxiii @minty-cheese @t-is-tobi @moonystar2 @/anyone I forgot sorry :(
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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I have no idea what "this" is but happy early bday!
If this post gets 15k 10k notes by my birthday (January 10th, 2024)
I'll turn this into a whole comic on Webtoon or Wattpad or some
@a-random-mooshroom @sweetface-the-dollbaby @xxstarryrosesxx @cloudxxiii @minty-cheese @t-is-tobi @moonystar2 @/anyone I forgot sorry :(
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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having a ponder about being aromantic and the kinds of friendships or qprs I might want to have
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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CWilbur, in heavy southern accent, leaning on a wall in the button room: y'know Phil, i think the thing that I built this whole nation here for ran away like a tumbleweed late for a weddin'.
million dollar idea: dsmp but everyone is cowboys
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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@sirona-ryan it's cute how you thought making this post unrebloggable would keep you from being publically shamed.
Anyway
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brokenrubberduckie · 4 months
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AYO WHAT THE ACTUAL
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apparently melon husk is actively rolling this out in other countries its actually joever
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