nerds lol
(benji is being ironic you can solve this shit in your head genuinely)
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ethan hunt is actually a perfect protagonist because he’s a huge bitch, distractingly pretty, and divorced—all of which are essential—but also he kind of wants to die but god won’t let him, is in a situationship with his best friend who definitely would, is a rebecca ferguson simp, can never decide if he likes his hair long or short so he’s constantly growing it out and cutting it again, has more trauma packed into his tight little short king frame than should be possible, and is obsessed with always wearing a cute little jacket
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one thing about the mission impossible movies is they are not afraid to make tom cruise look like an idiot. they'll put him in a jacket that's too big for him. they'll put him in the dorkiest 2000s cyclist sunglasses. they'll put him in a silly little beanie. they'll put him in capri pants at 50 years old. they said yes ethan hunt is a massively capable government agent but first and foremost he is human and as such he is susceptible to fashion fails just like the rest of us
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someone: [describes an insane, death-defying situation that apparently is the only option to get the outcome they need]
benji: oh that’s not that bad! ethan can do it!
ethan: i can??
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"[Benji is] the only character in the whole franchise that can yell at Ethan. And Ethan actually listens, you know? Whenever Benji yells, Ethan kind of goes all quiet and it makes me laugh so much."
- Simon Pegg on Benji Dunn and his role in the team
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Never have I ever seen a man who more accurately sums up sad wet cat in a photo.
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sorry i called the emotionally tortured and traumatized fictional man sexy. it will happen again.
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