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ttoya · 4 months

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then vs. now

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk spoilers #jjkedit #yuta okkotsu #okkotsu yuta #myedit #i love him thats my mf son!!!!!#ok thats it for my edits today lmaosidghld

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ooglyboooglybitxh · 10 months

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Since y'all asked😭:

𝐍𝐚𝐡𝐢𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

mom!shuri, mom!reader reader & shuri’s child

contains: HOLY FLUFF, a little bit of angst, kissing mentioned

🧸💙🐳🐢🧸💙🐳🐢🧸💙🐳🐢🧸💙🐳

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[]: Born: Nahir M/N Udaku, July 23, 2022, 4 pounds, Sex: Male, Blood Type, AB positive, Allergies: None

[]: He has Y/n’s long frizzy hair and Shuri’s face. Like if you were to look at both of them side by side you’d think they’re twins

[]: He can eat spicy shit, i mean it comes from his Dominican and African side. So he aint really phased by it

(A/N: bro the other day my mom flamed me for not finding anything spicy and she said: “Thats bc your nigerian mf, you are from africa” 💀 and idk really eat african food fr so i wouldn’t know if it’s spicy or not😭)

But anyways💀 back 2 the headcanon

[]: If he wakes up before Shuri and Y/n he’ll climb out his crib and get on the bed and start bothering them until they give him his needs. He’ll tug on Y/n’s hair and hit Shuri.

[]: he LOVES Riri and Riri ADORES him. If Shuri and Y/n need a break she’ll always be willing to take him unless she’s busy.

[]: He will NOT go to sleep without his turtle plushie and if the turtle’s being washed he’ll probably be willing to sleep with one of his spider man plushies but usually Y/n washes his plushies together at the same time. So he won’t go to sleep until their done washing.

[]: he LOVESSSSS baths especially when he gets to use the bubbles, oh yep- its a wrap he’ll be in there for about 20 mins tops. after his done getting his bath he’ll play until he has to get out.

[]: He has this like thing for turtles… he loves them why?. Only God knows.

[]: The first time he ever stepped into Shuri’s Lab. God this boy didnt keep still at all he kept touching everything.

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*Nahir giggles* as he crawls around Shuri’s lab

he crawls over to the molding station and Shuri immediately snatches him away from the area

“NO! shit, here just sit by me ok?…stay” Shuri says sitting him down on the chair next to her station, trying to keep him away from dangerous things and objects around the lab.

Shuri turns back to the console now completely focused on the console. Nahir sneaks away quietly and crawls to the hallway

“Panther, Nahir is in the hallway” Griot says warning Shuri

Shuri immediately runs after Nahir and grabs him from behind

*Nahir giggles* at Shuri’s firm hands tickling him while she picks him up

“Where are you going?. Eh, little one?” she says putting her on the same chair.

She stares at him for a second slowly turning back to the console and Nahir tries to move again but Shuri catches him

“Aht Aht” She grunts grabbing him as she gets an idea

She adjusts her Kimoyo Beads to Child Mode, as she does this her child reaches for her wrist wondering what the thing is glowing on her wrist

“Ehh” Nahir whines reaching for his mother

“Hang on” Shuri reassures him

She slides the beads off her wrists and gently grabs her son’s wrists, gently sliding them onto his.

“mmm” Nahir coos becoming interested in the beads tapping on them

Shuri does know how but he opens a game after a couple more taps, thinking she would have to turn on the game for him

“Brilliant..” She says as her eyes widen

She smiles softly at her son’s quick wits figuring out how to work the Kimoyo Beads at 7 MONTHS!?.

maybe just maybe….. he’d be as smart as his mother one day. As she thinks that her smile grows wider kissing her son’s forehead.

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[]: When ever he gets angry at Y/n he’ll nudge into her or hit her and Y/n makes a death face at Nahir. And in fright he’ll coo into her or hug her basically apologizing

“yeah thats what i thought”

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[]: He watched Lilo & Stitch and boy he lovesssss Stitch after he watched it he was pretending to be Stitch

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“iiiii” Nahir yells flopping around on the bed

Shuri and Y/n chuckles

Y/n checks her phone:

10:09 pm

“Time for bed mhijo” (son) Y/n says to Nahir.

“ehhh” Nahir whines and pouts

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[]: Y/n and Nahir stay up late often to watch tv and eat snacks while Shuri sleeps through all the noise knowing it’s them causing racket.

[]: If a character in a movie is sad or something he’ll go: “aww” which is so adorable to witness 🥹🥹

[]: whenever he has nightmares in the middle of the night he’ll cry loudly, waking up his parents

if its Shuri she’ll immediately jump out her sleep and pick him up

“Shhhh its okay unyana i’m here stop crying its ok”(son) Shuri says trying to calm down her son she picks up his turtle plush and tries to give it to him.

If its Y/n she’ll grab him, lay him on her chest and rub his back.

“It's ok Mhijo“ she says rubbing his back

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[]: He hates it when Shuri and Y/n Kiss. Like he actually loathes that shit😭. If he’s near them when they kiss he’ll yell and hit the both of them😭. If he’s far away he’ll throw something at them and NOT MISS!!!😤

[]: So he has this “My Friend Miles Morales” plushie that if you squeeze that chest he talks and makes noises. He hates that shit. So Shuri notice this and when he was taking a nap she took the plushie down to her lab and removed the voice box and when he noticed the voice box was out he was so happy. And Shuri’s heart warmed over the feeling of knowing her son was so happy

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I am so sorry if this was too short😭

tbh i don’t like writing short shit bc it just makes me feel weird like idk😭

but if yall enjoyed that PLEASE DON’T BE AFRAID TO DM ME FOR REQUESTS

but dont be spamming ma shi tho😹

-💙 @ooglyboooglybitxh

#letitia wright #shuri black panther #shuri headcanons #shuriri x reader #shuri udaku #lesbian moms #lesbian #shuri x child #shuri x reader #shuri x y/n #coryxkenshin

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ninjagracee · 2 months

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getting this all out here CH 111 SPOILERS BELOW FIR TBHK

okay first off tsukasa that my fucking line “i hate you smh” “i know :D” THATS MY LINE

also he made hanako cry again i am not okay

i KNEW he wasn’t real i CALLED it but i didn’t think he’d be the thing from the pit???? like????

also i did not see clock keeper body horror cominh in the new chapter that was not on my bingo card this homeslice fucking regenerated and had an eyeball sticking out of his head i was NOT prepared

AKANE CAME IN CLUTCH AGAIN MAN HES SO FUCKING FINE FOR WHAT

and he got up so damn fast after getting a tsukasa beat down like gof famn okau

little nene tryna climb out of the scales to go help hanako is so FUCKING CUTE

akane u can no longer deny it u care about mirai idgaf

also???? clock keepers boundary pt 2???? they’re stupidly powerful wjat

AKANE GOINH TK TALK TO HIS BOYFRIWND I LOVE HIM SO MUVH THAT PAGE WAS SO PRETTY AND WELL DRAWN IM GOING INSANE

akane and his emo hood ass

also??? kako without his hood???

hold the FUCK on he looks like an older version of akane he has the ponytail and the hair and i’m going insane hold on

fixing up my dead daughter hey adoptive son come help me out WHAT

also wtf is up with that doll head. it looks just like mirai’s face. has she gotten a facelift before wtf

tsukasa is so silly but he causes so much trauma i have mixed emotions about this boy

akane likes tea over coffee confirmed

mf really put the grandfather in grandfather clock

akane. u look so tired. please rest.

they really done restarted the school festival WHICH MEANS MITSUBA IS OKAY HES NOT DEAD ANYMORE LETS FUCKING GO

okay and nene remembers???? she knows what’s going on????????? aidairo when i catch u. when i catch u aidairo WHEN I CATCH U-

KOU PLEASE NECT CHAPTER I MISS HIM

i’ll have more rambling later dw 🥰

#tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #jshk #jibaku shounen hanako kun #tbhk 111 #tbhk 111 spoilers #tbhk spoilers #nin notes #long post

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jtkys · 9 months

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Hey! I love the grumpy man and found son troup with masky and toby! Can you do headcanons about it? I really love it 😭

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..“ᴍᴀsᴋʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏʙʏ ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ-sᴏɴ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄ,, ʜᴄs

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↳ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ: ᴀɴᴏɴ ༉‧₊˚✧

↳ ᴄᴡ/ᴛᴡs: ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏꜰ ᴛᴏʙʏs ᴘᴀsᴛ (ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴍᴇsᴛɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ) ᴀɴᴅ sᴍᴏᴋɪɴɢ༉‧₊˚✧

↳ ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢs/x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ: ɴᴏᴘᴇ ༉‧₊˚✧

↳ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴅᴇsꜰʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ/ɴᴏᴛᴇs: ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs ꜰᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏʙʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀsᴋʏs ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ-sᴏɴ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴄ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰᴄ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ, ɴᴏɴɴɪᴇ! ɪᴍ ɢʟᴀᴅ ᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ 💗༉‧₊˚✧

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Honestly I’m insane about them (my daddy issues are showing aren’t they)

Toby has a fucked up past, we know that. A shitty father who abused him in many ways, you’d think the idea of parental relationships sicken him now

but him and masky kinda have this unspoken rule that masky is like his adoptive father and Toby is like a son to him, and that’s that.

Tim truly had no idea what it was about Toby, toby just kinda gravitated towards him.

So now tim is stuck with this bipolar, schizophrenic, serial killer adoptive son

And he couldn’t be happier.

I do honestly See them play fighting the way kids and adults do, cause idk that’s just so cute to me.

Toby’s the type of person to jokingly lecture Tim whenever he sees him smoking “ya gonna get bad lungs if you keep that up, old man.”

Yes. He calls him old man. Will I explain? No. It’s up for you to decide whether he means old man as in he’s calling tim old or if he’s calling him what people call their dads.

Sometimes they do get into arguments, for whatever reason, but afterwards Tim sits down with Toby, listens to his side of the story and just overall assures him that it won’t affect their relationship and that it’s all okay

Because toby overthinks like a mf

I know Tim is a grumpy old man. Right?? But that doesn’t mean he can’t be caring.

If someone so much as says a bad word about gun they’re getting a hard stare and that “tut” thing grownups do.

I’m sorry but Tim can do the white mom stare way too well. The raised eyebrows the hands on the hips HhagsgshdHQHAAHA

HELP HE FR LOOKS LIKE

HAHAHAHA NOO STOPPP 😭😭😭

OK OK IM SORRY BACK ON TRACK NOW ☠️

Tim is set on making sure Toby takes care of himself, he’ll remind him to brush his teeth, shower, etc because he knows it can be hard on Toby

Oh and if anyone (Jeff) makes fun of Toby’s tics, they’re getting lectured.

i See Tim being the type to ruffle Toby’s hair a lot, especially when he’s done a good job at something

He also prolly calls him “bud/buddy”, “kiddo” and the occasional “good man.” When he does something that he doesn’t want to 😭😭

Yk when u get asked to do the dishes and you groan and shit and be like NAWWWHHH and then do it anyways and an adult says “good man/good lad” YEAH HAHAA THATS TIM AND TOBY

Toby steals some of tims clothes FIGHT ME ON THIS

Honestly Toby feels that Tim is the only person he can truly rely on or tell his secrets to, but he won’t ever admit it.

He can get clingy sometimes because he really doesn’t want to lose the relationship.

Tim’s the only person who knows the full story of what happened to Toby, and he makes sure not to mention it to anyone. Ever.

Anyways yeha they’re my skrunkles I love them.

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↳ ᴛᴀɢs/ɴᴏᴛᴇs: ɴᴏᴘᴇ. ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ɢᴜʏs ʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ :) ༉‧₊˚✧

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haveihitanerve · 4 months

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GREGOR THE OVERLANDER IS AN ADORABLE BEAN BUT ALSO THE SASSIEST MF EVER AND IT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED

Bro was literally just attacked by an enemy rat and when he discovers that that rat is in fact not an enemy, his first words are ‘get off me man’ as he tries to push said rat away

He cracks his bubblegum a second time solely to see ripred flinch

(I just realized a shit ton of these are gonna be with ripred because, duh, hes only allowed to be a kid around the rat and his sass only comes out when he doesn't have to protect boots or someone)

‘I know someone else who’s in trouble’ gregor please. You just woke up after fainting because a squid pulled your arm. Please save the witty remarks for another time

‘I guess shes smarter’ like damn son

‘Sorry to bug you- i mean bother you’ i know it wasn't intentional but thats just hilarious

‘Ill tell him you said hi. You know, if hes still alive’ okay i know this was way out of line, but it made me laugh so hard. I honestly am not that huge of a fan of hamnet (don't come after me its my opinion) and so this made me smile

When he does his sprint in the first book and ‘faked them out’ making the bats lose formation and riders struggle to stay on

'he felt around desperatley for a weapon. what did he have? diapers? cookies?" its technically him because its narrated from his pov so that hilarious

"said Vikus, as if that explained it all"-again, said from gregors pov so him being sassy. in his head at least

"The mighty warrior excused himself and changed a diaper.”

"Who was Simon? He had no idea.”

“The place did kind of resemble a locker room if locker rooms were gorgeous and smelled good.”-dude. this kid is my frickin hero

Also some honorary ares mentions because as bonds they are the same person-

In the labyrinth, come to a point where they can go three ways “lets go left” (these aren't the exact words but im too lazy to go look it up) that path circles back around to where they started “on further reflection i favor the right” that circles back round. Only one tunnel left “why don't you chose?” o.m.f.g ares. I love you sm

Also- delivering the bane to ripred: please don't tell me you've become attached to ol twitchtip. Ares: as far as rats go, she is among our favorite. O.M.F.G ARES! I don't think he ever exchanges another word with ripred. The only time he ever talks to the rat is to confirm that she is their favorite rat. Not him. Like- i love him sm

And when theyre training for the army in the last book and gregor asks, ‘have a good nap?’ and ares just responds, ‘all twenty minutes of it’ ashdfgsfhgenhvengh!!!!! I love this dork sm.

‘You learn fast’ like ma boi-! But its so cute because it distracts gregor from his fear of being a rager and gets him to laugh and its the first time they act like bonds and its super cute

“Aurora and I go with our bonds,” muttered Ares- he could just say it- but no. he mutters. i adore this bat

Ares flew straight for the rat.- its not sass but like- yes

"get off my chest what?'' get it ares. teach gregor mannors haha

yeah thats all i could think of off the top of my head

#hope enjoyed the sass!#hes so sassy and i love the attention he gets for being a good sweet boy and all #but i feel like if we gave him a few more years #and let him be safe and a kid #he would be the sassiest mf ever #especially since hes pretty darn sassy already #and with ares and ripred #whoo boy #gregor the overlander #the underland chronicles #besties #tuc #gregor and ares #ares the flier

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that-one-pretty-bitch · 1 year

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So, I was explaining the plot of Obey me! shall we date to @loekas

And here it is:

FYI: Everyone in Obey me! is emotionally constipated as F U C K

I just know that the Obey me lovers are about to come for my soul

Lucifer- pride

Basically a total asshole and prick. He constantly overworks himself. He has threatened to kill the MC many many times. He punishes his brothers in cruel ways. ( A sadist ) To make things better though, he is hot, i’ll give him that.

Mammon- Greed

A thief, will fucking steal from you. He is the MC's best friend and fandom's favorite although he acts greedy like my little brother during Christmas so I fail to see the appeal and cry blood whenever I see smut on him bcz he acts like a spoiled 5 yr old brat who loves his mom but will never admit it. You could hold a gun to his head and force him to say it but he will not

Leviathan- Envy

What a loser, honestly. All my man does is play video games and simp over underage waifu's. ( YOU CANT TELL ME RURI HANNA IS NOT LIKE 8 ) He 10/10 has a body pillow. Also attempted to kill the MC, even though MC is his only friend ( thats sad ). A hardcore gen z and hated by a lot of the fandom. Shut in Otaku and a creepy discord mod.

Satan- Wrath

Daddy issues who?? Lucifer is his dad and he HATES when he is compared to Lucifer because spoiled brat doesn't want to be like that "ugly old man". He was created out of Lucifer's wrath when their sister died and since then everyone sees him as a replacement for their dead sister he hates it. The kind of guy who would smash random objects when angry bcz of temper tantrums. I don’t feel bad for him because??? Daddy issues??? Suck it up, Lucifer isn’t even that bad your just salty he’s hotter. Also purge that outfit rn, that's a crime to fashion.

Asmodeus- Lust

A boy but so girlypop??( No hate I love girlypop boys ) Probs fucked every human, demon and angel in existence. Gossip queen and mean girl. Never trust him with secrets, he would tell the entire school. Horny 24/7, honestly a big cheater and fuckboy. Regina George 2.0, will make fun of your outfit because he wants to look better. That pretty girl that you go to talk to but turns out she has a nasty attitude and talks shit about everyone?? Thats him. Then he gets mad when people call him ugly??? Also compliment fishing on Insta all the time.

Beel - Gluttony ( older twin )

Genuinely sweet. Himbo, super muscular?? He plays sports, that one high school jock that EVERY girl has a crush on. Crying and temper tantrums when he is hungry and not given food. Tried to eat MC when he got hungry- but he apologized to MC and now they are cool. Man child tbh

Belphegor - Sloth ( younger twin )

I bet y’all were WAITING for my opinion on this one

I hate you. Murderer, literally everyone hates him. Nobody in the fandom likes him because he actually succeeded in killing the MC but they were brought back to life by the demon king and his butler. Dangerous mf, MC forgives him though?? Once you get to know him he is just a sleepy baby that wakes up with murder on his mind lol. But then again EVERYONE tried to kill MC, he was the only one that succeeded. Ngl he is pretty bad at pretending to be a defenseless human, I didn’t fall for it but the game made me go in there anyway.

Simeon- angel

My man could rail me but he would hate me irl. Holy man, jesus is good you all are unholy. Sweet? Kind? Talented writer? Grandpa that can't learn to use devices no matter what?? Everything I need in a man. Wears a slutty outfit but acts like he is all angelic and kind. Like- ✨sinful shoulders✨

Solomon- Sorcerer

Grandpa Sol. Can’t cook to save his like, Yor Forger level but even worse. Never eat his cooking, even Beel refuses to eat that monstrosity. Makes the most annoying dad jokes ever like stfu. Sussy Baka fr fr

Luke- cute baby angel

Simeon's adopted son, MC is his role model ( much to Simeon's dismay ) bcz my MC be unholy asf. Loves baking MC sweet things ( Luke pls can I marry your dad-? ) but hates when MC flirts with his father figure ( Isn't stopping me ) He is a chiwawa as per EVERYONE. Woof woof

Barbatos - Hot butler

The demon prince's hot servant, I like the butler kind. Would probably smile while insulting the shit out of you. WIll make you regret all your life decisions. Also has time manipulation where he can look into the future and stop it from happening by turning back time. The demon prince's father figure.

Could you please take me back to when I failed my math test and help me fix it-?

Lord Diavolo- Demon Prince

Demon prince, spoiled child, himbo, MC's source of secret income. When Lucifer doesn't let the MC or brothers do something they talk Lord Diavolo into changing Lucifer's mind. Biggest sweet tooth ever. Daddy Issues 2.0. Sugar daddy material, probably has a secret relationship with Lucifer.

Mc- Human

The most insane human being to ever exist.

#my honest opinion on obey me #obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me lord diavolo #obey me mc

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all444miles · 11 months

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songs that remind me of atsv characters! (series)

summary: just me saying what artists atsv characters would listen to, songs by said artists that js scream "(character)", albums, and lyrics that just make it make sense, yk?

warnings: pretty small spoilers, i suggest you watch the movie before reading this, of course!

a/n: i'm not proofreading this, so there might be some spelling mistakes. sorry if you see any, but enjoy! i also don't expect this to blow up, but reblogs r appreciated! (i will make a pt.2 if this gets enough attention, btw)

miles morales (1610)

miles to me seems like a future, frank ocean, kendrick lamar, steve lacy, PARTYNEXTDOOR, brent faiyaz/sonder and a lil sza, cuz lets be fr, its sza, kinda guy. he's the kinda guy to love music for the meaning, as long as its got a good beat to it. now, song wise?

solo by future, for sure. you can just listen to it and be like "yeah, thats miles." especially the lyrics, "i been solo now, i've been goin solo now". reminds me when he says "nah, ima do my own thing" in the movie.

her way by partynextdoor. this song feels like a song he'd play while he's drawing (coughs, drawing gwen for the 70th time) the lyrics, "She wasn't on a roll, now she roll with a winner" reminds me of gwen n miles cuz at first, when they met, it was kind of just the two of em, but now she's out with the spider society (well, she was) with hobie and patvir, "rollin with winners."

miles + brent faiyaz = perfection. needed portrays miles when he finds out about his friends' betrayal perfectly. "you and your friends, rammed my name to the ground." makes you think about the scene where he realises they knew what would happen to his father all along.

infrunami by steve lacy. ive seen this on tiktok too many dayum times not to include it lmaoo gwen and miles. every word of that song screams gwen and miles, but esp "can you come back to me? cuz I was blind to see that you were right infront of me." just remember that scene where miles was upside down infront of gwen and moved closer to kiss her but didnt cuz he was invisible? yeah, those exact lyrics match that exact moment and we ALL know it!

Let 'em know by bryson tiller. Ian even gonna go into the details but we all know why. "mf im him" (miles is him and always will be fr)

long time - intro by playboi carti. i also will try not to go tm into details but "i aint felt like this in a long time, i aint had shit in a long time" cuz miles hasn't had that "its me, myself and i (corny ik)" kind of vibe in a while. and "i'd rather die before i come in last" but think of it in a sense than he'd rather die than stand back and let his dad pass.

this is how it feels by d4vd and laufey. no explanation needed (ive js been talking tm), gwen and miles and their relationship

open arms by sza! i also think this song really reminds me of gwen and miles but miles' character overall, yk? gwen and miles primarily because "i gotta let you go i must, you're the only one that's holding me down." that "goodbye gwen", the look on his face while he says it and those lyrics make alot of sense together.

and yk what? loveeeeee song by rihanna, cuz why not.

i'm not gonna go too much into details with this so album wise:

sonder son by brent faiyaz

sos (slightly) by sza

starboy and after hours by the weeknd

DAMN. by kendrick lamar

petals to thorns by d4vd

call me if you get lost by tyler, the creator

her loss (coughs, spin bout U) by drake

a/n 2: and, thats all! i hope y'all enjoyed these hcs and found them accurate, as i said ill make a pt2 if this gets enough recognition! see ya'll soon <3

©all444miles 2023

- likes, comments, asks, n reblogs are rlly appreciated ! <3

#this is all canon idc #cuz i acc spent too long on this LMAO #pls dont let this flop #spiderman au #spiderverse au #spiderman atsv #spiderman #miles morales #atsv hcs #atsv miles #atsv headcanons #atsv #atsv miles morales #miles morales headcanons #miles morales hcs #spiderman: across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse

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hellodeez · 1 year

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Hii can i request platonic over protective Carlos Oliveira with little brother reader? Like carlos only want the best for his little brother just some cute stuff and not sad (please)

Carlos Oliveira x Brother!Reader !!

Srry this took forever omg💔 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT also these are headcannons cus i wasnt sure what you wanted 😭 Carlos my hispanic king 🫶ALSO IM OBSESSED WITH THAT TBH CREATURE PIC

Summary: Carlos being an overprotective (but loving) brother

Warnings: swearing, swearing in Spanish, A LOT of Spanish, I think thats abt it tbh

Im obsessed w/ Aventura rn

If you ever get a partner Carlos will be full on INTERROGATING them 😭

"Do you really love my brother?" Y-Ye-" "ANSWER FASTER"

you'll have to force him to stop bc ya sabes cómo son los hermanos mayores they're really protective 😭

will fight anyone who even looks at you slightly wrong

"Pinche pedazo de mierda, que estás mirando pendejo!" "...Carlos stop"

will barge into your room to talk about something completely random or just rage about something that happened in his day

"Y luego este wey me dijo que-" "Carlos, it's 3 AM, vete a dormir"

will treat you like you're still a little kid even if you're maybe only like a year or 2 younger than him

definitely an Aventura fan and will purposefully sing awfully just to piss you off (I feel like he has a beautiful singing voice tbh)

will still say "sana sana colita de rana si no sana hoy, sanara mañana" to you when you get hurt (if you don't know what that means it's a Spanish rhyme often told to little kids to calm them down when they're hurt)

Will send you memes like this

Mf will probably facetimes you when he's in the bathroom too bc he "misses his hermanito" (he's only been in there for 5 minutes and he's bored)

Kinda unrelated but probs says "tengo mimis" instead of "tengo sueño"

THIS IS SO SHORT SORRY AHHHDHJDHD

Also I can translate these words for anyone if you don't understand what they mean

#x male reader #carlos oliveira #carlos oliveira x male reader #resident evil #resident evil x male reader

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gayjew69 · 3 months

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hewwwoo :3

For the send ships thing. uhhhhhhh

Zach x the father/Jeff ...😩 AND/OR emma x the son/nightmare

HEYHEYAA!!! ^_^

Zach x Jeff: DEFINITELY SHIP ‼️🙏

What made me ship it? It started as a crackship because i found it so unbelievably that Jeff apologised to the man that straight murdered him and his family… like thats some meat riding energy…

What are my favourite things about the ship? Toxic yaoi!!!!!!!!!!! 🤑 Okay I love the whole enemies to lovers thing they have going on its so absurd in the most comedic way to me

Is there an unpopular opinion I have on the ship? I know it as originally meant to be a crack ship but I genuinely believe they could’ve been a couple if they sorted things out (which possible since those mfs handle apologies in the most simple ways) or even like, before the camping lore took place

Emma x nightmare: … No,

Why don’t I ship it: Boring ship. No substance. No interesting dynamic. Would not be able to get along considering the circumstances. (Also with the whole Zach x Jeff thing I would see them more as step-siblings,,)

What would made me like it? Maybe if they showed us that they could at least tolerate each other LMAO

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? Sorry but nope,

#roblox camping #camping roblox #roblox #zach nolan #the father #emma logan #roblox camping nightmare #ship asks

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ego-meliorem-esse · 3 months

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I just found an author who writes the most cruel and evil France ever and I'm amazed and in love and think you'll love it BC it's very good and a great author. Search Narroch on ao3, it's superb how evil he is

Hmmm i walk a fine line between asshole france and evil france, i think. Leaning more towards the asshole france tbh. To me he isnt evil in the pure sense of the word, like any nation really isnt. Its more that françois has other priorities and can seem dismissive of the things and people that dont interest him. Selfish? Sure yea. Evil however? I dont really think so.

Fanfics are subjective and all art is but i saw some noncon and other tags that dont vibe with me and how i see the mf.

François to me is 'not a good person' but not outright evil. I use the father-son dynamic with Matt to describe that a lot. Matt isnt interesting to him, a boring kid. Expensive too. So, François is not really giving him emotional attention as much as material, with books, clothes and even pets.

But i dont think he is evil in the pure sense of the word.

Plus if u gon make france evil, i need to see historical context. I need to see reasoning and justification on his part. Evil for the sake of evil is not it for me. But as i said, thats just me and my dumb little oppinion.

Anyway, what im saying is enjoy art and fics. Your oppinion is as valid as mine, and anyone elses. These fictional characters are here to fuck over and characterize as we want. No real damage in my book if it doesnt flow over into real life.

#long unneeded explanation sorry #hetalia #ask meli #hws france #historical hetalia #francois bonnefoy #francis bonneofoy

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boxwinebaddie · 6 months

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Concept: Jersey!Kyle on Black Friday

THE SOUND THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH

no...because that is the jersey kyle super bowl...

thats litrally the scary broke boy college student mf Olympics babey!

also its fucking horrifying oh my god literally every year after bebe parks lady in the mall parking lot, marj child locks tweek and kyles side door, turns around with her hand on her hip, finger wagging all like NOW SEE HERE BOYS!!!!! I DONT WANT NO FUNNY BUSINESS YA HEAR? TWEEK NO BITIN!!! KYLE NO FIGHTIN!!!! SHLKDSHS

and theyre both like "ofc!" <3 *angel emoji*...then the second marj is not looking, kyle uses his long lanky ass extendo arm to unchild lock the door and him and tweek are like SIIIIKE! NO PROMISES! riiiip

he is a menace in there like rm!kyle is fine as hell but so scary if he looked at me and i had something in my hands i would drop it immediately and fall to my knees hfdlksahd! anyways!

hes definitely hoarding all the pumpkin chai fall scented shit, hip checking 15 year old girls taking too long in bath and body works, fighting karen soccer moms over blenders and shower curtains, straight up dislocating arms, rolling up his sleeve, glitter and tinsel all over his face like "do come back!!! its buy one get one FREE, bitch!!!" scarring entire families with little kids in them screaming GUESS WHAT SANTA ISNT REAL!!!! snatching candy right out of their hands

like kyle was kyley b jew jersey kyle u can take the boy out of new jersey but you cant take the new jersey out of the boy!!! hes threatened to crack people over the head with LAMPS in the display section of the department store, duel wielding frying pans like

ID STAY BACK IF I WERE YOU A-HOLE BUT IF YOU INSIST FOR THE LOW PRICE OF ZERO DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS I WILL BUST YA FUCKEN HEAD OPEN LIKE A PINATA AND THE DENT IT MAKES IN MY NICE NEW PAN WILL MAKE IT 50% OFF AT THE REGISTA!!!!

if there wasnt security devices all over the knives...it would b over

100% jersey!kyle gets dragged out of that mall, kicking, screaming, hissing, fucking biting, clawing, you name it shdlksahd shouting wHAT THE HELL DID I EVEN DO!!! I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!!! like baby why is half of the store crying and the other half ON FIRE?

mall security takes his mug shot for the Banned list and his hair is all over the place, theres gift wrap in his hair, probably blood on his cheek, his lip is busted, hes flipping off the camera & rolling his eyes

icon moment <3 im love him

um...as a bonus...conversely...ravenstan would throw up if he were at a department store black friday blow out sale im fuckin crying omg.

like ik he is a celebrity but he would have a panic attack like he enjoys the mosh pit where u are supposed to run into other people, i just know that entire thirty minutes that anxious punk rock angel would just be like ah! excuse me, excuse, oh god, im so sorry, excuse me, ill get out of your way, omg!! sorry!! sorry, wow im so sorry, excuse me!!!

SKHDLKDSHDSL bless him honestly

hed be like not even working there and translating directions so some sweet old mexican lady can find the electronics department for her grandkid's airpods and then buying them for her, giving little kids boosts and piggy back rides so they can reach the toy they were trying to grab off the top shelf and raven telling them to take two <3, literally just trying to be helpful and put stuff that people ( jersey prolly ) knocked off the shelves back onto them but accidentally knocking the entire display over heeeeeelp ( i love u raven my son )

all while jersey is just like ripping peoples hair out, playing irl tetris trying to fit the entire store into the cart, being batshit fkn insane.

ok tldr; the rm line up for black friday isssss...

kyle and tweek being feral and crazy and IN!FUCKING!SANE causing a maaaaassive commotion

kenny and craig robbing the entire place blind ( fuck u big corpo ) while everyone is distracted

( its the way kyle doesnt condone stealing but condones fucking threatening to MURDER people over a single britta filter )

bebe and jimmy putting the whole thing on tiktok and insta reels living and breathing for the drama, jimmy makin literal meme content and bebe like trying to get kenny and craig to steal makeup omg

and marj and ravenstan on damage control, completely mortified...

not all heroes wear capes.

-uncle nina, black friday survivor

#this made me laaaaaugh #no jersey is so scary on black friday like hes already so scary hes extra scary on black friday tho holy shit #like he is BANNED from the mall #his mug shot is def so iconic i kno he looks good omg #i do think raven just being there would cause a commotion #but only if he was in the fit bc hes so cringe boyfail out of celebrity cosplay that i swear ppl would not know #that little mexican lady was all abt him tho she totally pinched his cheeks and everything he was glowing #jerseykyle hissing and swearing at everyone and ravenstan dragging him out of there like sorrysorrysorryeveryone!!! is soooo real to me #super best boyfriend behavior what can i say

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imlivinginyourtrashcan · 5 months

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The Kenny hc trade anon knows you have em already. What I meant is GIVE US ALL OF IT. please. If ya want to. Not forcing ofc.

Ahhh!!! Ok. SOOOOO let me get goin with this im SO excited. There may not be alot cuz Ken isnt my number 1 but I still like him:

Unnatural eye color cus of the whole cthulu thing

Its probably yellow or purple depending on how youre feeling

Has scars from all the times he died

But they reset if he has an explosion related death

Learned how to stitch in case his sisters toys broke

Ended up using it to fix his own parka and clothes

Does small jobs for people in exchange for money

His parents steal it for their addictions tho the bastards

Makes seggsual jokes but not in the adult way

More like in the

"Ur mom"

Way

Sure hes lewd but no way an eight year old can know THAT much.

Hair is messy as shit

He kinda smellz... he cant help it tho he cant afford to shower

Has school lunch debt :(

Its ok tho his friends help him pay it back

But he had to eat cheese sandwhiches when his debt was low (i had to do that too)

Does crazy shit for the bit

Excellent tree climber but gets bruised so easy

Doesnt have a missing tooth to me, that tooth was a baby one not permanent

Loves frog and bug collecting

Will show you the scariest most ATROCIOUS looking bug and be like

"Guys look!"

And then everyone else shrieks

Draws "squidwards" on the whiteboard

His older brother moved out of the house

Or got kicked out

Idk

Has a horrible relationship with his parents

Based on a story of my friend but he ate dandelions and acted high once

Autistic/ADHD. Idk which one

Cuz i can look at him and picture both

Maybe he has both?

Im not touching gender but sexuality? Definetly a women lover. I don't see him liking men tbh

Bunny is cute tho

I just think he works better with Kelly (that one girl from GGWK) or Tammy (but shes a fifth grader sooo...eughhh...)

Got into his parents addiction stash

He now has bad habitz

That man listens to gorillaz you cant say otherwise

Either that or

Bimbocore music

Just to be silly

Hes not his fathers son

His mom had an affair

His hairs WAY too blonde

Kennys dad has dirty blonde and so does Karen and his brother

But he has bright blond/marigold

Doodles all over his work

Mr garrison had to take points off his assignments cuz of it

Perfectly fine with being a chick for pretend

Batman hyperfixation

Actually no

Superhero hyperfixation

Batmans just his favorite

Clear parellels with batmans costume and mysterions

Eats dirt

Sometimes it has bugs in it (extra protein)

Def the mf to say "peepee poopoo" at a sleepover to keep everyone up

Speaking of

Dont fall asleep near him

He will draw a weewee on your foorehead and give you a mustache

Quiet in class

Loud asf with his friends

Thats all of em!!! Enjoy anons!!!!

#south park #southpark #sp art #south park fanart #south park headcanons #sp headcannons #sp hcs #kenny mccormick #south park kenny #kenny south park #sp kenny

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zorria · 6 months

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What's your favorite chapter from 4KOTA until now and why?

OH IM SO HAPPY YOU ASKED THIS LOL CAUSE NOW I CAN RAMBLE LOL

But it’s definitely 105 (and really all of the chapters where Percy had moments with zeldris and gelda because for me personally their relationship is my favorite thing in 4kota LIKE I NEED MORE NAKABA PLS)

But the reason I love it so much is because it really shows off Percy’s relationship with zeldris and gelda so well like geldas reunion with Percy was so sweet and adorable LIKE SHE WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM AGAIN LIKE THATS HER MF SON HES HER BABY BOY and I will take no arguments about that because they are his parents and I really love how he calls them nicknames and they don’t mind or bother to correct him it’s so wholesome and sweet and I literally cry every time he says it LIKE UGHHHHH PRECIOUS BABY BOY

But I also really love his conversation with zeldris so much like it was absolutely beautiful like the way zeldris used his own experience with his trauma from the dk to help Percy and make him feel better was just ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING like it just shows how far zeldris has come since nnt and it was just a beautiful scene in my opinion and it was done in a way to make Percy feel better about it because he felt his whole family was weird cause his father killed his grandpa and tried to kill him. Like obviously that’s not normal by any means so having zeldris be the one to comfort him about it because he understands as he went through a similar situation was just so good to me. Like it just cemented their relationship in a very good way and ugh I just love it so much it was absolutely perfect in every form

#nanatsu no taizai #seven deadly sins #nnt manga #nnt #sds #zeldris #gelda #percival #mokushiroku no yonkishi #four knights of the apocalypse

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weirdcat1213 · 10 months

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TRIMAX VOL 2 YEEP YEEP YEEP

time for the thoughts :D

chap 1:

-YES HES HERE :D

-ok when you think about thats brutal af, this is the worst nightmare of anyone who takes public transport

-:c hes so soft

-the fucker with the balls scared me >:v get out and leave my son alone

chap 2:

-legato eating lmao :b but creepy at the same time

-"no guys we cant destroy him anymore, just traumatize him" what a metal thing to order knives, you sicko

-OH I LOVE THIS SCENE

-vash is doomed to be driven everywhere hes like me fr

-aw he looks tired :c

-nightow honey.....thank you so much for this dumb joke lmao

-yes vash ofc your bf is hiding something but this is not the time to think about that

-oh wait i remember this chapt-...oh fuck

-*insert 98 vash yelling get me out of here*

-"demon priest" nice nickname for your bf

-OH WAIT DO THEY STRAIGHT UP TOLD HIM "he so your brother wants us to traumatize you, yknow the classic stuff" TO HIS FACE I FORGOT

-also NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-PLEASE HE JUST WANTS TO GO HOMEEEEEEEEEEE

chap 3:

-oh the title page of this one *chef kiss*

-OH MAN HES READY TO GET INVOLVED DID I MISS THAT THE 1ST TIME???

-ooooh the betrayal

-oh that line that tries to be a panel line is cool as hell

-...ok i yet dont get much from this battle but pretty cool nonetheless

-i got the final part tho

chap 4:

-ok i do respect samurai guy here tho, die with your principles ma man

-ah no its the timeeeee noooooooooooooo

-im gonna need a hug

-:c

-ok i need the hug now

-IM GONNA START CHEWING GLASS

-"im willing to die so you fucking realize you cant go around in life just running away" is raw af, but replying with "im not gonna shoot you cuz i want to fucking show you hope" is even worst

-NIGHTOW IM GOING TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND after respectfully shaking your hand BITE IT

-the man who bears the role of savior with a smile while it hurts vs the man who bears the role of the murderer without an expression while it hurts...IT ALL JUST HURTS

-MY GIRLS ARE HERE

-AH NAHHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THATTTTTT

chap 5:

-nooooo stoppppppp :c

-something something, parallel with vash in a escape pod something, something tears

-I HATE LIFE ACTUALLY (the hc of wolfwood having regular nightmares is not even a hc, it actually happens)

-"we need 2 rooms" cmon dont be shy :3

-oh wait i love this chapter :3 even if it has the most unhealthy implications ever like vash omfg cant you just take a fucking break :)

-nah hes not ignorant of anything...hes just really stupid with a big ass heart

-ok i feel like im insulting vash too much rn, its the wolfwood pov mb

-hes so dead

-awww :3 im sorry for calling him stupid, he's just really nice in a world where mercy is basically being stupid

-vash is making the smallest and most pathetic noises and the guy is like "oh wow you can help me come up with a plan? thanks :D"

-woop

-i agree with rob but i also agree with his dad. this ties back nicely with the thing about considering killing people just because of family.

-i mean...yeah theres something deeply wrong with vash...those arent news i think

chap 6:

-wolfwood noooooooooooooooooooooo :c

-wolfwood dont *smack in the head* stop those thoughts rn

-i love wolfwood poking on the subject like "well at least i cant do that cuz IM HUMAN.....what about you vash hm?"

-AND WE LOVE A CHARACTER WHO DOESNT HAVE EVERY VALUE SET IN STONE :D vash ily and your search for an answer sm

-ah that looks pretty :D

-when i tell you THAT FUCKING SCENE HASNT LEFT MY MIND SINCE I READ IT THE 1ST FUCKING TIME. I FUCKING FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT CUZ I WAS SO FUCKING RELIEVED AND THATS ON MY TOP MEANEST THINGS NIGHTOW HAS DONE. AND THIS IS VOL 2 OF TRIMAX

-also lets go back to wolfwood "i don't have the right to hold you" vs vash embracing the hugs ONLY TO GET THIS. WHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME NIGHTOW HUUHHHHHHH YOU MF-

(i dont think we'll get this or something similar in stampede but if we do...if we do i will bite people and that's a promise)

chap 7:

-SHUT UPPPP, WOLFWOOD KILL HIM

-YEAH CMON BABY

-im.....im so sad for him

-"the mind of a man is bleeding out".....yeah you can call him that ig

-oh shit thats how this volume ends??? fuck ig????

#trigun #trimax #trigun maximum #trigunbookclub #no one talk to me actually

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f1nalboys · 8 months

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I was re-watching shameless and when i looked at lip gallagher in season 1 i could not stop thinking : "I know this mf from somewhere"

And pls tell me that he doesnt resemble randy meeks... like, thats his son right there

Im sorry if you dont watch shameless i just needed to share this tought 😂

ANON HOWD U HIT MY NICHES i’m giggling tho i’m imagining s1 lip snd scream 1 randy meeting and i just knowwwww lip would hate his ass 😭😭 randy would be spouting off bullshit for like 10 minutes and lip is there trying to explode him w his mind

i kinda see it tho in some of their features!!!! those blue eyes where ur like shielding urself from them like WE SEE EM DAMN…. teehee i love them thank u for this

#randy meeks #lip gallagher #teehee

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descendantofthesparrow · 2 years

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Harry Hook’s mother

so i always flip flop for ideas about Harry’s mother, be it a fairy (Zarina), a mermaid, or *cough* Emma swan *cough* (that one is pure au tho) my favorite has to be, a mermaid. cuz g’damn no one is naturally that fucking pretty, there's some supernatural shit going on in that blood.

so Harry’s mom (unnamed atm) was a neverland mermaid, close with her pod, and she was a un-godly beautiful woman, with ocean blue eyes and unruly dark curly hair when it was dry. Hook took a liking to her, after seeing her attempt to drown his men and the lost boys several times. she was one of the strongest of the pod, her voice able to lure the fairies of pixie hollow. once, only a few months before hook was arrested and sent to the isle of the lost, she had been able to trap him with her voice and almost get him neck deep into the waters, her blue eyes never leaving his. he only survived because of Pan (that wretched boy, whom he now had some debt to for saving his life indirectly)

but this sets off Hooks obsession with the mermaid, and just before he is arrested and sent to the isle, he captures her, not letting her speak as he explains to the new Auradon guard that she is his wife and he will not go willingly without her. and so the mermaid is torn away from her home, sobbing and screaming for her dear friends and family, leaving on in particular behind; her best friend Arella (cant stop this feeling only lore)

a few moths later, she falls pregnant, and nine months later, gives birth to a fantastically healthy baby girl, blessed by the ocean gods and born of neverland blood. Harriet thrives, the ocean in her veins and a sneer on her lips. but the mermaid grows weaker as the years go by without the magic of neverland, and soon she can hardly move other than for short moments, bursts of energy if you will, her last dying breaths. she is grateful to Mr. Smee who takes her out to the waters and lets her swim around with her only daughter at the shore, her human feet wading in the slowly polluting isle water.

and when Harriet is 2, the mermaid falls pregnant again, and she isn't sure how, she thought she wouldn't have any magic left to be able to carry another babe. but it doesn't matter, she will love this one as much as she loves her darling starfish.

she doesn't make it more than four months into her sons life, and 3 years into her only daughters life, before she is exhausted of all her magic, and dies, turning to nothing but sea foam. leaving behind two sea glass bracelets that are hidden within the pockets of her only two children, who have no idea if they will ever experience the ocean they way their mother did, but they swear they will honor it better than their father.

....yeah, ANGST MFS!

in one of my first Headcanon posts for Harry, i mentioned his mom as a siren/mermaid, and thats why he never sings, cuz it does things to people.

anyway~ hope yall enjoyed~ i am very much taking name suggestions cuz idk how to name things.

@sephiralorange

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