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ankiebitez · 6 months

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really love the hc of the demon bros thinking that every injury a human gets is like fatal and over reacting but imagine how they would react to mc casually watching something like jackass or another stunts type of show. they would be in horror.

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0bituarius · 3 months

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My Personal Alastor Headcanons

Not because I'm a simp or anything ahahahah.... All SFW aside from some cursing of course. :)

I am sleep deprived and stupid so some of these maybe shit and have terrible spelling errors. My mind is running at 3% and some of these were spontaneously made up because that's how my mind works. Enjoy.

📻 Viv let us play with Alastor's sexuality and so I hc he is demisexual (totally not me projecting and basing it off my own experiences, nahhhh...) and he rarely falls for anyone, but when he does he falls HARD.

• That being said, the flirtation begins. He is terrible at it... He respects boundaries and is incredibly respectful but he 100% butchers pickup lines because he genuinely thinks our generation likes those.

- "If you were a vegetable you would be a cucumber."

- "Do you have an extra heart? Mine was stolen."

- Can demons have strokes? That's probably what you are saying

- Angel Dust hears and DIES. Surprisingly gives some solid advice.

- "Stop with the pick-up lines. Just be yourself and it'll work, trust me, ya weirdo..."

- So he does. AKA secretly follows you, will randomly spawn to open doors for you or pull out chairs, chivalry isn't dead, dear! Also tells you about his grizzly murders in his lifetime, if anyone disrespects you prepare for your knight in shoulder pads, will be slick and dedicates one of his radio shows to you and plays an old song from his day. Makes you SWOON. Angel is proud.

- Also likes dates to Cannibal Town and introduces you to Rosie. She thinks you are the cutest thing in the world, prepared to be coddled by both.

📻 He likes to play dress up with you if you let him. Picking out your wardrobe is SO fun for him.

📻 Is a top tier cook. Usually prefers meat and will cook that for you, but if he finds out you are a vegan/pescitarian/etc he will do that. Gets excited when you compliment his cooking.

📻 HE HAS A SECRET TAIL HE IS ASHAMED OF AND I WILL NOT HIDE IT. I LOVE WHEN POWERFUL CHARACTERS HAVE A MILD INCONVENIENCE THAT MAKES THEM LESS SCARY.

📻 He learns words and if it's not from Rosie... Be prepared because it gets bad and gets cringe.

- "Ah! Darling, I heard some demons today as I was on a stroll, they were from your era. What is a mee-mee?"

- "I see... I see. They also said the word "gyatt" to a woman, I assume that is a compliment, so my dear, you have a-"

- You stop him right there, explains what that means and he short circuits. He walks over to the corner and just places his head against it. "I would like to be alone for a while..."

- "If mama knew I said this she would beat my ass to next Tuesday..."

📻 I know it says he's not big on touch but I HC he really doesn't care. He never seems to show any recoil from it, but maybe its just if its strangers?

📻 Will educate you on everything he knows on the macabre and morbid.

📻 Will FORCE you to sit down and check out vintage stuff. Watching TV? Not anymore, there is a microphone cane through it. Charlie has bought you like six phones now...

📻 He is overall an attention seeking puppy.

📻 Does things that get him praise. He WANTS his ego boost and knows you'll give it to him.

📻 Gossips with you about everyone and anything, listens to you rant and will give some genuinely good advice unless its like about an ex or something.

- "Simple, dear! Just kill them."

📻 Jokingly (?) tries to get you to sell your soul to him.

- "All in jest, don't worry! I think the look on your face is HILARIOUS!"

📻 If he sees you upset he tries to make you smile.

📻 If you are short he will put things on the top shelf and stifle a laugh as he watches you try to get it. Bless Husk and Angel for getting it for you.

📻 Angel is the only male he doesn't really have a problem with, hence when he hears about Valentino he has a bit of anger, also just because he thinks hes gross and perverse. Someone like that doesn't deserve to be breathing.

📻 Whiskey is his forte. VERY picky with his drinks, he doesn't like the cheap stuff like Husk does. A lot of people say he drinks wine but I imagine he only likes the hard stuff.

📻 He is the type of man to leave the toilet seat up. Vaggie has voiced her opinions on it.

📻 When he got Niffty out of that toilet he probably waited until the bubbles almost stopped. He's a little bit of an asshole.

📻 Actively pranks Husk. Someone save the cat-man...

- Switches his alcohol with non-alcoholic and sees how long it takes him to realize or get drunk even though he's not.

- Plays poker against him but will actively cheat to make sure he wins 100% of the time.

- Puts cucumbers down to scare the shit out of him.

📻 Since he is a deer demon (a Stag at that) he is VERY territorial, especially of the Hotel. This is HIS home. Will never admit it though.

📻 ✨Sweet Southern Boy✨ (Not really a HC I just wanted to say that, nor is he really sweet)

📻 He hides his accent. It will come out though when he is extremely extremely angry or when he is extremely relaxed.

📻 Will wake you up by staring in your face, you may or not have screamed once.

📻 Bullies Sir Pentious. He's still pissed about him ripping his tailcoat and he holds a grudge.

📻 Also not a headcanon but doesn't mind personal space, will come into the bathroom as you shower for conversation and draw on the steamed mirror. If you ask him to stop he will and completely understands.

📻 Sits and stares at a wall sometime.

📻 Gets everyone to taste his coffee, it is mostly coffee grounds.

📻 Has ate a dog demon on more than one occasion. Unapologetically.

📻 You know those compilations of like people getting hurt on youtube? If he used the internet that shit would be the funniest thing in the world to him.

📻 Uses 1920s slang to confuse everyone.

📻 Jealous.

- Plationic: Um... He's your best friend, right? Why are you giving attention to others when he is RIGHT THERE. Oh? They can do that, well he can do it ten times better. Watch what else he can do! Yeah, he's the coolest, right?

- Romantically: Time to butt heads and flex every possible way. Will RUIN the person's confidence, the psychological warfare begins. He is the better one and he must make it known. If they start flirting with you, blood will be spilled.

📻 When people try and lecture him it goes in one ear and out the other.

📻 His hair tufts are his ears, that may actually be canon, not sure.

- If he gets comfortable enough and you scratch behind they he MELTS. It scared him at first but once he first fell asleep it was nice.

📻 Will tell you about his mother constantly. Bases a lot of his morals and being a gentleman off how his mother taught him and treats women like ✨queens✨

📻 I HC one of his biggest problems with Lucifer and why they had tha number was because he was absent in Charlie's life so much and since his dad left him and his mother he believes absent fathers are the worst. He believes you have an obligation AS A FATHER to be the best you can be and raise your child.

- Absent father? Will bully so hard. He hates them to a fault, even if it wasn't their fault. He refuses to take criticism on it and its one of the things he is most stubborn about. Man got some daddy issues he doesn't want to talk about.

📻 His daddy issues lead to abandonment issues.

📻 His mom passing away will make him be extra attentive if someone he cares about is sick.

- Will check in and only really care if it's the girls.

- Will probably tell the guys to suck it up. Rip.

📻 Touch and affection starved and just doesn't show it. I don't care if it's not in character, let me project my issues in peace.

📻 Says the most out of pocket shit just for shock value.

📻 Rosie teaches him things he isn't allowed to say.

📻 His favorite body part to eat is the heart. He thinks it's poetic.

📻 Owns a record player because of course he does.

- If you want him to try modern day music, you best be getting vinyls.

- If you pull up Spotify he will feel betrayed.

- "So... My radio show isn't good enough? You need some... Application to play music for you?"

- Will guilt trip you and not feel bad. You already use phones and social media, like... Will only indulge if you play HIS type of music, and even then he will bitch about how it sounds better on the record player and how he play it on his show instead.

- I clearly know nothing about how radio shows work and I don't care.

⚠️Mildly suggestive depending on who you are:

📻 Likes boobs, he just likes sleeping on them. He was a mama's boy and he probably rested his head on his mother's chest all the time growing up.

#plz dont bully me #im tired #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor x reader #headcanon #not art

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ticklishbeans4 · 3 months

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Welp, since my friend has pulled me into it, Hazbin Hotel Tickle Headcanons! PT. 1!

This got really long so I'll make a part 2 soon lol

Charlie-

Lee-

Charlie LOVES tickles, adores them really!

It's her favorite way to bond with her friends!

Her worst spots are her belly, her hooves, her ribs, and her neck!

When she was little she got into tickle fights with her parents fairly often. She very rarely won, but she never minded.

She has a bright bubbly giggly type of laugh, sometimes snorting if she laughs hard enough.

Ler

She's a ruthless ler, shockingly enough, and super teasy.

I HC that her true demon form is like her dads, aka 6 wings, all for tickle attacks! >:3

She usually starts slow, in a not super ticklish spot, and works her way up!

Very verbally teasy, likes to sound out the word tickle if that word flusters her lee.

She'll use all tools at her disposal, but her favorite way to tickle is nibbles and raspberries.

Her most common target is Vaggi, at least until she get the other Hotel guests into her shenanigans!

Vaggi

Lee

She's not the biggest lee in the hotel, but she enjoys it from time to time

She only really lets Charlie tickle her at first, but slowly as she gets to actually like and care about the other members of the hotel, she lets them tickle her occasionally.

Her worst spots are her belly, ribs, knees, and hips.

She's got a loud laugh, and hiccups a lot when she laughs really hard.

Light tickles make her melt, especially light tickles on her neck or under her chin.

Ler

Evil. She is evil when she tickles others.

She doesn't tickle anyone but Charlie at first, but once she start tickling the others, they're done for.

She'd got nails, and she's known for scribbling them all over her victim.

She also loved giving raspberries.

Horrible tease, she's got all the classics "Coochie coochie coo!" "Tickle tickle tickle!" and so on.

Angel Dust

Lee

He doesn't really enjoy being tickled at first. He associates it with his work with Val, since I'm sure Val has made him do videos for that side of the tickle community.

But when he had to do those videos they always went to far and it would often be a very unpleasant situation for him.

Once he got more comfortable with the others he did allow them to pull him into tickle fights.

They'll go slow with him, no restraining him and keeping a close eye to see if he starts to show signs of distress.

His worst spots are under his arms (all of them), his feet, knees, and hips.

Prefers softer tickles, especially feathers.

Ler

He's much more comfortable being a ler than a lee.

He uses his extra arms to tickle his friends silly.

Definitely a big tease! He usually likes to point out how ticklish someone is, or ask questions like "Oh? Is this spot more ticklish? Or this spot? You're not being very communicative ya know!"

His favorite target is Alastor, cause he thinks the noises he makes are funny.

Charlie is his second favorite, cause she just accepts the tickles and barely even tries to fight back. Plus, he knows she enjoys it, so it's to play with her sometimes.

Alastor

Lee

Super. Crazy. Ticklish. Bean.

This poor guy was cursed to be the most ticklish guy ever.

His worst spots are under his arms, his toe beans, his belly, and his ears.

Of course he's stupid ticklish all over, but those are the worst.

He's got a bright staticy laugh, and if he laughs hard enough it'll break up into static or even pick up radio signals. Sometimes he'll even accidentally take the power out.

Teasing takes him out, poor guy can't stand the word tickle. Can't even say it.

Once the others find out, he's a goner.

Ler

He gives as good as he gets, and loves doing it.

His static will sometimes fill the room and tickle the others a bit.

He liked to treat his tickling like a show "And here we see our dear Charlie is quite sensitive on her belly! Care to make a statement about that?"

His shadow sometimes helps to tickle his victims, holding then down or attacking the spots that Alastor isn't getting.

He absolutely uses his tendrils to tickle his victims, he thinks it's hilarious to make someone scream with laughter.

Sometimes likes to tweak someone as he passes by because they needed to smile in his opinion.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel tickle #tickles #tickling #tickle #hazbin hotel tickle headcanons #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel vaggie

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doofus-and-dragons · 24 days

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Look I need more trans fem alastor so here' my post of

Trans Fem!Alastor HCs

It takes her a century to figure out her gender, and she still doesn't figure it out until Angel forces her to sit down infront of his power point

She doesn't change her name because she finds it funny and ironic. Alastor means Avenger. And the last name I hc her with means Purity. So her name means Avenger of Purity and she thinks that is peak comedy

Somehow, her dad jokes got worse.

Husk accepts her, but he's still grumpy to her and sometimes scared of her. Girl or not, that's the fucking radio demon damnit.

Rosie insists on dressing her. Alastor has no taste in fashion and coming out as trans is not going to fix that

She has cousins in hell. The only stink they make about it is now their numbers are skewed. There are now 3 girls and 2 boys. This causes a bit of a civil prank war within the group. It lasts for days. Alastor brought home a win on the last day, her two cousins admitting defeat at the hands of the master.

The only riot Vox causes is because He didn't see the signs before everyone else. They had been friends before, he kept up with most modern ideas. But he didn't relise people could trans their gender and now he's pouting he couldn't "help" her on her gender journey. Velvette thinks he's being fucking pathetic.

Velvette BEGS her to update her style. She doesn't of course, and makes all kinds of bitchy comments about with filled with laughter. So Velvette settles for giving her a box of vintage jewelry she's never going to wear. Alastor is going to pretend she isn't touched. She does wear a broch Velvette gave her as a part of her new outfit. Velvette considers it a win

Charlie slips up and accidentally calls her mom once. She's nonchalant and supportive about it, but inside she's screaming crying throwing up. She hates that she's so emotional about it

She doesn't end up getting surgeries or treatment or anything. That would be going too close to a doctor for her liking. Too close to asking for help. Besides, she hates change and enough has changed already. Give her a few years, and she might come around to the idea of having Lucifer magically trans her gender for her. She's just got to get used to the whole 'having come out as trans thing'.

One time, someone made a comment about her. And she reminded all of hell exactly who she is. She's the radio demon, and she got to power by being the most terrifying and overpowered soul she could be. No one made a comment about her again.

Zestiel doesn't quite get it, but he's supportive and stays close to her (I'm a big fan of the grandad zestiel stuff it's really cute)

Susan still picks on her. But she is glad that she got rid of that stupid Bob and let her curls grow out. She gives a lot of backward compliments that Alastor is just used to

When Carmilla saw her at the next over lord meeting, she just raised an eyebrow and didn't say anything about it. For once, Alastor didn't try to bring the subject to her latest venture.

#alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel #carmilla carmine #zestiel #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #husk #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #trans fem alastor #trans alastor #trans headcanon #headcannons

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eternal-kosmo-ghoul · 6 months

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❝ooh look at me i’m a coward❞

➵ “you’re such a scaredy cat.” — ❤︎

pairing: sodo ghoul x ghoul!gn!reader

theme: crack ✦

a/n: this relates back to my silly ghoul headcanons w sodo being absolutely terrified of hamsters. you can read those hcs here

cw: sex joke at the end, but other than that it’s just sodo being a stupid lil’ funny guy

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you were walking into the ghoul den after a long day of work and just wanted to rest up with your fellow packmates.

after such a hectic day, you just wanted to curl up in your room and snuggle in your sheets and forget about everything else.

“ah finally! home sweet home! now i can just relax and chill all day—“ you were quickly cut off by a loud, high pitched scream that almost broke the sound barrier.

a certain fire ghoul came practically barreling out of the room, running into the walls and scrambling all over his feet like a wet cat. he then spotted you and darted behind you, trembling like he just saw a damn ghost.

“…. sodo?” you asked both confused and concerned. “what’s going on—“

“don’t. go. in. the. kitchen.” sodo spoke in a firm, yet antsy tone.

it was kind of funny seeing him in his current state. sodo was trembling like a leaf, and his tail was inbetween his legs, but you didn’t want him to be so scared. sighing, you turned to face him and quirked an eyebrow.

“what’s going on in the kitchen—“ you started, but sodo put a hand to your mouth and obnoxiously shushed you, muffling your words in the process. he was practically cutting off your airflow with how harshly he pressed his palm to your hands.

“shh! shhhhh!!! it’ll hear you….” sodo whispered dramatically and frightfully, which only made you narrow your eyes at him.

forcing his clawed hand off of your face with a snarl, you just rolled your eyes and walked into the kitchen, completely ignoring the begging and near-to-tears sodo behind you.

when you entered the kitchen, you felt a little bit of your soul shrivel up on the inside from what you saw, but mainly because it was from disbelief.

on the kitchen counter, was a hamster.

“…. really, sodo? it’s just a hamster.” you said in a deadpanned voice, going over to pick up the cute little furball. however, sodo just squealed and his tail shot up in fear.

“no! get— get that thing away from me.” the fire ghoul practically shivered out, and you cocked your head to the side in confusion. then realization hit, and you struggled to hold in your laugh.

“pfft— sodo.. sodo you’re scared of hamsters?” you asked mischievously while bringing the hamster closer to sodo— and the little demon just screeched and jumped to the ceiling, clinging onto the top of the ceiling like a scared cat.

“NO I’M NOT!”

“….”

“… okay— okay maybe i am.“

“but why?”

“i don’t know! they’re… they’re creepy.”

it was kind of amusing, seeing your packmate acting like this. sodo, the grumpy, feisty and short-tempered fire ghoul, was shaking in his knees at the sight of a small, fuzzy little animal.

you stifled in a laugh and spoke again. “creepy? i’m hearing these words come from an all powerful demon who can kill a human in seconds.”

sodo rolled his eyes in response and stayed clinging to the ceiling, hissing at both you and the hamster.

“tell anyone about this and i’m making you swallow your fangs.”

“okay then! chill, sodo. the others will find out eventually.”

“literally go fuck yourself.”

“gladly! as long as you’re watching!”

“ugh, nevermind.”

#ghost bc #ghost fanfiction #nameless ghoul x reader #sodo x reader #nameless ghouls #the band ghost #sodo ghoul #dewdrop x reader #dewdrop ghoul #crack fic #kosmos ficlets

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callmemrskenway · 2 years

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I’m on my knees begging you dearie , may I request Macaque with his shadow magic I’m talking about big giant shadow form holding his darling while his shadow clones flirting and doing those sly touches, while Macaque doing shadow portals to give his darling surprise kisses I just love him , his magic is a bonus that I love 🥺HCs if possible

YES, AKA, MACAQUE ABUSING HIS POWERS FOR HOT GOTH BOYFRIEND THINGS.

- This is definetly something you have to deal with right from the start of the relationship, hell, even before you guys were dating he'd pull this stuff on you.

- Like randomly pulling you through shadow portals whenever he needed your help with his next scheme. Turning into a shadow to scare you or freak you out a little and you could never stay mad at him because HE IS SO PRETTY WHEN HE SMILES AND SOUNDS SO PRECIOUS WHEN HE LAUGHS.

- So when one of you manages to man up and confess your love to the other, its only natural that his shenanigans would increase more.

- Now you kinda accept that him opening a shadow portal from the ceiling and giving you an upside down Spiderman-esque kiss is just apart of your life now.

- He doesn't turn into his giant shadow form all that much, if not mostly to defend you from threats but you're in his hand, carefully cradled and perfectly secure in his hold. If you're scared of heights, he'll cover you with his big shadowy hand so you don't have to see the ground below you or he'll have the head of the shadow monster gently cuddle and nuzzle into your side or so.

- OKAY BUT HIS SHADOW CLONES WOULD LITERALLY BE SO FLIRTY WITH YOU TOO HONESTLY. One having an arm around your shoulder, another bending next to you and giving you compliments that make you want to kick your feet in the air excitedly with how charmed you feel and sometimes one just laying in your lap and making you pet their hair and seeming as cozy as a cat in your presence.

- Is it stupid to get jealous of your own clones? Macaque doesn't think so and will just kinda make them dissapear of pure spite because they should be reminded you fell for him, THE REAL HIM.

- If you're taking a nap in your bed, all of a sudden you hear a portal open up feel Macaque's arms wrap around you, chuckling at your sleepy figure and wrapping an arm around you.

- "Aw, cuddling without me, Moonlight?"

- Sometimes teleports you to him, like if you guys are in a little petty argument, he'll use his powers to teleport you onto his lap. You'll be sitting on the far side if the couch trying to ignore him before he opens a portal and you yelp as you fall through and land on his lap and try to continue your silent treatment as he cuddles into you before you sigh and give up before cuddling him back.

- Also, not really romantic, but if someone is ever hitting on you, they'll stop right away because your shadow changes and is moving and contorts into something terrifying, making them scared and uneasy and bid you a sudden and abrupt goodbye. You're left standing there confused and oblivious to the way your shadow becomes the silhouette of your boyfriend, whose snickering to himself.

- GIANT MACAQUE ABSOLUTELY BEING WEAK FOR HIS S/O. Like, he's in his smoke demon form and whatever and stuff and maybe he's on a rampage or Wukong got close to you but either way, you somehow making your way up to the face of his smoke monster and cupping his face and when you kiss it, a giant thing of smoke surrounds you and the monster and when it clears, Macaque is at his normal height and kissing you back and has the softest (and smuggest) look on his face when you both pull back from each other.

#Macaque x reader #lmk x reader #lmk macaque x reader #liu er mihou x reader lmk

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riddleymethis · 1 year

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Another night another inside job brainrot

Inside job characters and pets they'd get with reader!

(Hcs for Brett, Reagan, Andre, and Gigi)

Brett:

- This feels pretty predictable but you guys would get a dog.

- Honestly at this point it just feels like there's two dogs in the house bc they have the same exact energy levels

- you have no complaints though! You love your bf and you love your dog so you're more than willing to deal with the energy levels

- you guys can take the dog on walks together which has led to a lot of nice moments of just. Peacefulness together.

- Alternatively: I think he'd love any bird in the parrot family? Maybe a cockatiel bc of the hair LOL

- Brett's urge to laugh at you teaching the bird cuss words vs telling you to not teach the bird to greet everyone with "What the fuck?!"

- you want to name your pet smth actually normal bur he talks you into naming it after some stupid animal pun based off a movie character

- idk honestly I think he'd really like to take care of any kind of pet that likes lots of engagement with you♡ leafs to lots of stuff together!

Reagan:

- Also pretty self explanatory, but a cat

- it takes awhile to convince her. She already shoulders a lot of work, plus the last pets she had were the turtles from her childhood which didn't. Go Well.

- but eventually you're able to convince her by the power of Being Annoying On Purpose

- she's basically the "I don't want a cat" vs walking into the room to see her baby talking the cat kinda energy

- it's not that she doesn't like cats at all, just the energy required to own one is what put her off initially, but now that the furball is in the home she is so in love with the small creature

- she just honestly likes the semi-independence of it. She likes that she can get any leftover work done at home whole the cat will entertain itself.

- plus have u ever had a cat sleep on your chest after a stressful day? God's work 🙏

- meanwhile you are the opposite. You will hug that cat all day. ITS NOT YOUR FUALT ITS SO FLUFFY AND CUTE

- cue lots of distant "MeooOW??" in another room that Reagan hears everytime you pick it up

- "Stop picking the fucking cat up like a baby!" "Tell it to stop being baby shaped then, idiot."

- You guys spend hours thinking of a good name and then just decide on something really stupid like "fishstick"

Andre:

- Honestly? Seems like a reptile kinda guy?? You'd guys probably get anything from something as small as a leopard gecko to a fucking python snake

- ok but. Snake.

- u both decide to name it smth dumb as hell like "Noodle"

- Andre is actually? Surprisingly very well educated in snake care.

- Like, he actually has made sure that everything from cage size to temperature to food is right. He's really been interested in them for a long time.

- meanwhile u just like the fact that the front of a snake face looks like ":]"

- people can just walk by you two working on something in your lab and there's just. A huge fucking snake slithering over your guys' arms and back.

Gigi:

- FERRET.

- I can't explain this one. It's a fucking ferret. Is fluffy. Is noodle. Are you jokester?

- you let Gigi take full liberty of naming it because you trust her to come up with something fitting

- you will both drop whatever your doing to just watch your ferret in silence as the run up and down one of those little play tube tunnels.

- the ferret definitely picks favorites and it's Gigi. Everytime you walk into a room, it's wrapped over Gigi's shoulders

- getting it the most obnoxious colored harness and walking it.

- people give you guys strange looks, but you don't mind. You're just happy to have your gf and your demon child of a ferret♡

#inside job x reader #brett hand x reader #reagan ridley x reader #gigi thompson x reader #andre lee x reader #headcanons

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cybersp4c3 · 1 year

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Scara getting railed by some random genshin guys

Okok that nap was longer than expected but here is a late Christmas gift from Mr.Cyberspace<33

Zhongli

Zhongli would be a pretty good DILF to fuck scara. Everytime Scara misbehaves and is expecting a punishment, Zhongli very patiently just ignores him or tells him to behave without doing anything to his needy body!

But if Scara really gets on his nerves on a certain day, Zhongli is not going to be showing any mercy to Scara’s ass.

Diluc

Scara would defs tease him while he’s working at the tavern. Diluc punished him by making him free to use for all of the drunkards!!

Also, if we’re talking about fatui scara then there’s a somewhat different dynamic I have in mind…

Scara gets ambushed by some Batman wannabe in the dead of night. He wakes up and before he can say a thing he’s getting fucked stupid by some red haired man that keeps going on and on about how he hates the fatui.

Dottore

Dottore loves overstimulating Scara’s pussy whenever he feels like it!!!

He shoves loads of dildos and vibrators up Scara’s pussy and ass. All in different sizes but the vibes are always on the max speed.

Dottore thinks Scara should be stretched lots before he can take any real dick (even though scara is already a good stretched out whore) so he gets dildos in increasing sizes to train scara

Pierro/Capitano

When scara first joined the fatui he definitely needed some training

They gave him a different sort of training-they made him take both their large and thick cocks up his pussy!!! They made him get bred by some soldiers too

Scara was used as a breeding hole and a sex slave for them to relive stress

Childe

Pretty normal rough sex. They do pet play every now and then

Scara is either a disobedient cat that needs to have his pussy filled with buckets of cum to behave or Childe is his obedient dog that Scara uses as a personal dildo

Sex in foul legacy is very common between them!! Scara gets used like a flesh light for his large monster cock!!

Itto

Itto’s dick is HUGE and covered in spikes (I didn’t like the idea of demon dick Itto before but it grew on me…)

Scara loves being fucked by him!! Itto is so rough and brutal with his thrusts, it leaves Scara’s pussy oozing out cum and gaping for hours

Due to Itto being an Oni there’s a high chance that even with birth control scara could still get knocked up! Scara wants that though so no worries<3

Ayato/Kaeya

In my opinion Scara, Ayato, and Kaeya have pussies and should have their guts rearranged together

They all get fucked by mobs together and rub their throbbing little clits together!!!

But since I love scara pussy abuse, Ayato and Kaeya can use strap-on’s to fuck the little slut<33

Kazuha

He starts off as a calm and soft top that praises scara all over

But when scara makes him snap, he’s a completely different person

One second he’d be giving scara head pats and telling him how good he is and the next he’ll be ruthlessly pounding Scara’s pussy on the ground and fucking his cock deeper and deeper into his cervix

Xiao

I hc that Xiao has a small dick soooo

Scara usually power bottoms by riding Xiao’s cock until they both pass out

Sometimes Xiao takes the lead and fucks Scara’s small tits! If Xiao feels like it he’ll fuck Scara’s soft and plushy thighs

Scara likes bullying Xiao for his size in bed but Xiao can bully scara back for his boob size

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lovelyyandereaddictionpoint · 9 months

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Hi! 👋 If it's not too much can I have hcs on how the yandere hashiras (minus muichiro and gyomei) would react to seeing their gn!darling slip away into a isolated area, silently following them and witnessing their darling quietly masturbating?

Sneaky Rabbit | Yandere Demon Slayer

You’ve been trapped with them for so long that it’s not bizarre you’d find a…certain itch needing to be scratched. Now with some of your powerful admirers, such a thing shouldn’t be much of a concern for you. But you’ll take any out to save yourself the torture that is their happiness. It’s a shame this alone has made them particularly elated:

Shinobu Kocho

“My my did you think I’d let my favorite patient attend to themselves when I am willing an able? Think again (Y/n).”

She takes this as an insult

Clearly, you have too much energy and are being stingy with giving your all

Therefore she will interject

But expect to be nearly in pain with overstimulation

She does not take kindly to you doing anything other than asking for her help

Giyuu Tomioka

“...Do you hate me that much?”

To think after all he’s done for you

You’d be a little more grateful

Giving him rewards rather than him taking them from you

He’ll prefer to satisfy his own needs as you do your own

Taking this as its own reward

He’ll bite his haori and take it

Making sure to escort your exhausted body back to your shared bed

Maybe clean up for you too

Iguro Obanai

“A punishment is due…or perhaps you wanted this.”

Smacks your hands away and goes to town

Its one of his rules for you to only rely on him or his designated tools for this

But since you want to be disobedient perhaps he’ll steal this night

Yes, so cozy in your nest that you fail to register how much he goes through

So say good by to the night and if he hasn’t been on a mission

Your morning too

Mitsuri Kanroji

“Kyaaaa!!!! So cute you’re all hot and bothered! I’m going to join—now!”

Lets you do things on your own for a little bit

But when she recognizes those sounds of the end she steps in

Eagerly abandoning any obstructions so she can indulge in your beauty

The kind you thought was so well hidden

Kyojurou Rengoku

“I’M JOINING TOO!”

Won’t even let you start before he interjects

As a couple, there are just things that must be done together

Like you!

He might demand you continue on in front of him

To show him ‘your burning desire’ for his assistance

Uzui Tengen

“Haha how unflamboyant! Sneaking by your lonesome!”

You were able to get away?

If Hinatsuru, Makio, and Suma aren’t retainers enough

Who can practically sniff the underlying desire a mile away

Uzui doesn’t let you get far before he makes sure both of you are

Flamboyantly satisfied

Sanemi Shinagazawa

“Grrrrrrrrr!”

He fights with himself

You sound so lovely when you're doing things on your own

But at the same time, he needs to blow that stupid ambition out of you

So he’ll wait a bit

Before realizing he too is getting that urge

Then it’s your fault

For being so selfish not to willingly share

So he’ll make sure you do it himself

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stxr-bxy · 3 months

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pagan marauders hcs

in this universe paganism/real witchcraft = wizarding world and paganism is actually respected as a religion

most of them are hellenists but there are also roman and norse gods too

james

- works with athena

- he just loves powerful women

- or women in general tbh

- also works with apollon bc he’s the sun

- not super religious but goes to temple every Wednesday to visit the athena alter and on Sundays for the apollon alter

- makes a stupid amount of moon water because he uses it all the time

- no clair or psychic abilities but is very intuitive

- i imagine he got into hellenismos because euphemia is part greek (hence her name)

sirius

- prefers roman mythology over greek but is eclectic/neo pagan

- she works with Dionysius because they’re both drama queens and Venus because she helped him with embracing his femininity and feeling confident

- wears a carnelian necklace all the time bc she’s ✨that girl✨

- when she first quit weed she would smoke lavender because it puts you to sleep without causing highs

- goes to temple with friends to hang out and leave offerings

- had really strict catholic parents but never felt very connected to the church and god never really interacted with him no matter how many times he reached out

- his parents don’t think that being pagan = devil worship but they’re those people that think any god except theirs is a demon trying to hurt ppl

- was one of those tiktok witches for a while but then realized that witchtok is shit for information

remus

- he’s jewish but he’s still a witch so he still counts for this

- burns a lot of sage bundles

- Sirius sometimes goes to temple(jewish) with him so he’s not alone but most of the time he goes with his parents

- was actually smart about his journey and immediately bought books because social media is mostly bullshit

- he’ll sometimes go to his friend’s temple(pagan) with someone (usually sirius) when their other friends aren’t going or are working

- he’s very supportive and does have some idea of what’s going on

- except he keeps asking who some people are like some obscurer gods or mortals from myths

- “who’s selene again?” “for gods sake remus you ask this every time” “sorry. but still who is she” “the moon goddess remus…” “oh yeah”

- claircognizant, he just knows things

peter

- he was raised pagan because his moms are pagan (peter has two moms argue with the wall)

- works with freyja and demeter and goes to temple on thursday and friday for both

- he and marlene go for nature walks when it’s nice out and they sometimes look for crystals when they walk

- one time he found a really big quartz and took it home (he asked first ofc)

- also believes in animism and loves animals

- has a cat named luna (i have a cat named luna so i am projecting)

- clairvoyant, has visions and prophetic dreams

lily

- was raised jewish and even though she went along with it when she was young she didn’t really feel connected to god so she converted to hellenismos when she was 15

- works with persephone and aphrodite (i know they don’t get along but it’s fine because they’re not on the same altar)

- goes to temple on mondays and fridays for persephone and aphrodite

- meditates a lot and likes to make sure her chakras are aligned (i know chakras originate from hinduism but i’m pretty sure they’re an open practice any hindus can correct me in comments or rbs)

- loves rose quartz and opal

- always does her crushes astrology charts to make sure they’re compatible

- one of those girls with lots of incense

- when she was crushing on mary she wore so much rose quartz and carnelian to get her to notice her

- lowkey scared of tarot bc it’s way too accurate, she prefers oracle cards

- wears pentacle necklaces for protection

mary

- works with medusa (because of the hc that mulciber sa’ed her so she likes her story) and aphrodite

- veils on holidays and when she goes to temple

- reads tarot for people as a side hustle

- loves florida water and uses it a lot because she’s latina

- wears her evil eye/nazar a lot

- has a little home guardian statue and it’s a statue of a little cat

- bought her first veil from amazon and it had such a bad energy that she couldn’t cleanse out so she just threw it away

- when she goes to the beach she looks for shells to put on her aphrodite alter

marlene

- works with hekate and persephone

- has always loved the idea of witches since she was a little girl

- her parents were also strict catholics but marlene never believed in god, she knew somewhere deep down that he wasn’t as real to her as her gods

- her parents basically thought that witchcraft was the devil’s work and they never approved of it, they still don’t but now they’re used to it

- meditates during the full moon

- makes devotional playlists for her deities

- has lots of crystals because “i just think they’re neat”

- avoids doing shadow work but then her deities get mad so she reluctantly does some

- one of those girls who has rusty nails and dead bugs just so she can hex your ex

- clairaudient, was always confused by the ringing in her ears and what it meant

regulus

- works with hades and persephone

- loves the myth about them

- his parents raised him catholic but he stopped believing in god pretty quick because his prayers were never answered

- loves it when mary gives him tarot readings

- prefers runes to tarot but still likes tarot

- goes to temple on mondays because of persephone

- he talks with lily and marlene about persephone a lot and celebrate her return together

- his favorite holiday is yule because he loves all of the folklore surrounding it and the trees

- he used to charge his rose quartz in the sun because he didn’t know you couldn’t do that and then the color faded so he stopped doing that

- does lots of shadow work because he’s fucked up in the head

pandora

- a lot of people think she works with gods like iris or aphrodite but she actually works with nyx and hekate

- does scryings for people

- clairsentient, always picks up on other people’s emotions and the vibe of a room

- goes to temple on saturdays for hekate and with reg on mondays because the services include nyx and persephone

- one of those girls who used a spirit/ouija board and then all of witchtok came for her

- very experimental, uses egg shells in hexes and stuff like that

- also works with the fae and leaves them offerings for ostara and litha (and just in general)

- gives people little rocks and crystals she finds

- little kids love her and they always have such a good energy

- makes art of her deities

barty

- italian folk witch and pagan

- always wearing his nazar to protect from il malocchio cause he doesn’t fw that shit

- works with hades and hermes

- he’s half italian on his mom’s side so he got his practice from her

- uses people’s hair in his spells and no one knows where he gets it from

- “barty why the fuck is my hair in your spell jar?” “idk man…” “liar”

- messes around with tarot and runes when he’s bored

- goes to temple on mondays with reg and pandora and wednesdays for hermes

- clairvoyant (to go along with the seer barty hc)

- mabon is his favorite holiday because food

dorcas

- works with selene and hekate

- her and marlene love talking about hekate and honestly they could talk about her all day

- lowkey wanted to work with freyja at one point but she already has enough deities

- veils a lot for spiritual protection, can be as simple as a bandana or her hair braided but she likes regular veils too

- one of those girlies who walks barefoot in the forest

- grows her own herbs in her garden

- selenophilic

- needs to know everyone’s big 3

evan

- not super religious but still a witch

- he mostly does kitchen witchcraft

- he makes simmer pots and uses herbs when cooking

- hangs rosemary over his front door to protect

- has a cinnamon broom

- mops with rosemary water

- can’t meditate for more than ten minutes because he gets distracted or has an itch or something

- forgot to mention he worships luna, solass ( idk how to spell it) , and the mother (moon, sun, and earth)

- avid pentacle wearer

#marauders #dead gay wizards #au #regulus black #jegulus #james potter #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #sirius black #remus lupin #witches of tumblr #pagans of tumblr

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Can I get HCs for the cram school boys finding out their crush is a half demon? :O (blue exorcist)

If is okay for you I’m making reader Mephistopheles’ child in every HC. I hope this turned out how you imagined. Please leave a feedback even in anon is okay

Rin Okumura’s HC

Boy is like “???!!!!! What?”

I mean he still has to come to the realization HE is half a demon

Found out by accident because overheard Mephistopheles

After being very confused he is chill

100% asks you about your childhood with your… condition?!

Rin: so… how was your childhood considering.. your condition yk?!

YN: dude… really?

He asks you a lot about Gehenna and about your father, mostly if they should trust him because is Mephisto we are talking about

Rin: you truly believe him?

YN: he is my dad?!

You help him with homework because… self explanatory

Fascinated by your demon form. He would learn to draw so he can have scratches of you in his notebooks (will fail? Possible. Would he give up? After a while)

A LOT OF TIME SPENT WITH KURO

Is a must like, at first is just when possible then it becomes once a week and then every day?!!!!

You don’t complain, you like Kuro

Cooking dates

He teaches you how to cook even though you can have all the food you want with a schiocco of fingers

He introduces you to manga

Asks you your favorite hobby so he would try and learn it

Yukio Okumura’s HC

100% saw it coming

Maybe not that Mephisto is your dad, which took him a couple of minutes to realize, but he saw it coming you are half demon

Very chill, I mean he is half a demon too

But still suspicious about you a little

Asks you how it is to have him as a father

Asks you to show your powers so he can work a routine for your training (he is amazed by your powers but wants to keep it professional)

Sometimes would use you as a spy

Doesn’t know what fun means sometimes

YN: Yukio you should get out your room and have some fun

Yukio: No

YN: COME ON *tries to get him off his chair but fails*

Yukio: No

Always there if you get hurt, I mean as much as you could get hurt

Sometimes forgets you are half demon and heal faster than humans

Yukio: here take this so you won’t bleed much

YN: …

Yukio: Right

If you are a Meister trusts you with the mission

If you are a student…

He is careful you don’t get in trouble

You think is because your dad told him to, and is actually because your dad told him to (but he wants to make sure his crush is fine)

A good friend overall

Ryūji Suguro’s HC

Man is dying inside

His crush???? A half demon????? When???? Why????

He avoids you… FOR WEEKS

Doesn’t talk to you. Doesn’t acknowledge you in class. Nothing

Renzo and Miwa knock some sense into him

He is shy to say the least when he apologizes to you because 1: he likes you and 2: he feels like trash for avoiding you

Mephisto would follow him around school as a dog just to piss him off (he broke his little baby’s heart)

Would be careful about what he talks to you because of your nature no matter how many times you assure him you are with the good guys

YN: Bon…

Bon: don’t call me that

YN: okay, sorry. Suguro I told you already I’m not the bad guy here

Bon: Uhm… sure

The more you spend time with him the more he realizes you are actually good

Feels stupid for his prejudice on you

Gives you an anonymous gift to apologize (he might or might not have written a letter too)

Introduces to his family immediately as his friend. Renzo’s brothers teased him about that

Makes sure you eat

Bon: try this one, is my favorite food here

YN: thanks but I’m not in the mood

Bon: then maybe this? This is not my favorite but you might like it

Also make sure you are safe during missions and are not hurt

Very observant about you

Renzō Shima’s HC

Shima would NOT care about it

Renzo: you are half demon???😍😍

YN: yes, are you okay with that?

Renzo: MY CRUSH IS SO SPECIAL

YN: you know I might betray you all one day?

Renzo: whatever you want to do my dear

Totally wrote back home about him having a special S/O just to make his brothers jealous

Already planning the wedding

No fr he is so in love with you and the fact you are half a demon means nothing to him.

Very open about his feelings for you

Would do everything to make you happy

I mean EVERYTHING

If you attend Cram School as a student/teacher would leave little gifts on your desk

If not would try and find a way to come see you

100% asks you to things (festivals; out on Valentine’s Day etc) with a big gesture

Boy is CLINGY AF

And jealous too

Random person: *looks at you for 1s*

Renzo: that is my partner you are looking at you perv

YN: Renzo…

Do not expect him to cook for you unless you want the kitchen on fire

Not very romantic but tries his best

Totally told you what your dad asked him to do

Konekomaru Miwa’s HC

Scared. Not only because you are half demon, or because your dad is the principal of the school but because this thing is new to him overall

Avoids Renzo for advice and goes to Rin or Yukio

Also asks Izumo and Shiemi

Gentleman throughout

Boy is chatty but you like listening to him

Actually asks Mephisto if he can ask you out

You found out because your dad can’t keep secrets for his own good

Would shyly ask you to show him your power

Miwa: not to bother you or anything but… can I maybe, just if you want, see your powers?

YN: sure *powers on display*

Miwa: wow

If you are a student helps you studying

Flash cards are his way to go and would freak out if he looses his

Miwa: please tell me you have seen my flash cards

YN: *joking* no, sorry

Miwa: *full on panic attack*

YN: calm down I was joking. Here

Miwa: NEVER AGAIN

Quality time is his favorite time

He would make you see all his favorite movies so you can get quotes

Introduces you to the concept of inside jokes (he is big on inside jokes. I can see him randomly dropping a joke and laughs at Renzo and Bon not understanding what he is saying)

Always asking you how are you feeling and/or how your day went

Makes you list of human things you should try

#*ೃ༄ at1nys blog˚◞♡ ⃗#blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #blue exorcist anime #ao no exorcist anime #blue exorcist manga #ao no exorcist manga #blue exorcist headcanons #ao no exorcist headcanons #rin okumura #yukio okumura #ryuji suguro bon #miwa konekomaru #renzo shima

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minkufu · 9 months

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Roles Reversed

A HC I was discussing about the twins that I wanted to share here because it’s a very fun scenario I think about a lot.

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“Do you think Siel would be similarly remorseless if the roles had been reversed (bc let's be real they were equally violent with each other) or?”

I do have a whole thought process on that actually.

Because I am of the opinion that portraying the twins as being exactly the same in every way is boring. I try to find an angle to go with to decide how they would behave in the same scenarios. One of the main themes I go with for them is that Bel is all about fun. He is impulsive, he likes his freedom, he kills for joy and pleasure and his own benefit. Rasiel on the other hand I see as more conforming, controlled, more familiar with imposed discipline. his violent behavior stems from his self importance and his vindictive nature. When he lashes out it's with a purpose.

So, I like to circle back to their demon and angel theme: Indulgence and retribution. Demons are about temptation and corruption, they are chaotic by nature and do what they do for the sake of self-gratification more than anything. Angels are idol like authority figures, they dole out punishment for those perceived as wicked and enforce the values they protect. And while I know all that is kind of convoluted for sake of a small headcanon, it helps me put the twins into an easier perspective to work with.

If you flip the roles and put Bel in the place of the one who was killed that day, Rasiel would not have the same reasons or the same reaction. Rasiel was not jealous of Bel, he looked down on him. Part of the joy Bel got out of killing Rasiel was the satisfaction of taking that power away away from him. He finally got to feel superior and now that feeling was absolute. But Bel ran because being a king was not the future he wanted, he was not satisfied with the strict life he lived and would have likely faced some heavy consequences for killing his brother if he stayed.

Rasiel would not have lashed out at Bel because of jealousy, he already knows he’s better. He lashes out because he hates that Bel is a nuisance, he’s in the way, and he’s a perceived hindrance to Siel’s succession. While I think Bel was more likely to make a fight physical, Siel was more likely to provoke one. Had Rasiel been the one to kill Bel you would get a completely different response. One I think would mostly be indifference. Bel fucked around and found out. The outcome was inevitable and deserved. However, Rasiel wants to be king more than anything. He doesn’t run away. He places all his worth and energy into the aspect of being royalty. It's the only thing he was born to be, and he wasn’t going to abandon that.

Unless his family was corrupt and resourceful enough to completely cover a scandal like that, Rasiel killing his brother would have made him a huge liability to his family, a dark stain on their reputation. While I don’t think he would have been outright jailed or killed with him being so young, he would definitely have faced some form of long-term consequence. Alongside being villified by his own family and the people of his country, all the responsibility and trust that had been put on him as their prince was broken. Nuisance or not, Bel had still been a prince, and killing anyone within the ruling monarchy was a gravely serious crime, even when it’s committed by one of their own, even if he’s a child. I think back to Fran’s comment about Bel being chased out of his country, and for Rasiel’s scenario I think that’s the more likely case.

So what does he feel when he thinks of Bel after the fact? He isn’t satisfied or proud, he’s angry. He lost everything he ever wanted because his stupid useless brother couldn’t just stay in line. Belphegor ruined everything. When he thinks back to their fight, all he feels is rage. Which falls into line with how I portray his “prince the ripper” state to be more bestial and vicious than Bels. He is not having fun.

But he NEEDS to be royalty. He doesn’t have any ambition or dreams beyond that because his future was set in stone neatly at his feet from the moment he was born. All he was ever raised to be was a prince. He doesn’t know how to be anything else.

I like the idea of him joining the Varia in place of Bel. Biding his time, dwelling on his grudges, and becoming stronger by directing all that building hatred onto his targets. Someday he will go back home and take his rightful place on the throne. He will be the king he deserves to be and no one is going to stand in his way ever again. The Varia are merely a necessary stepping stone to reach that goal. A mutually beneficial safe haven for him to exist in safety and secrecy. Providing him a conveniently cathartic outlet for his rage that allows him to hold onto some bit of sanity while in his exile.

Alternatively; his outcasted status suddenly makes him a far more appealing candidate to be a real funeral wreath instead of just a fake. Because now Byakuran has more leverage to keep him in line. He no longer has to just bank on Rasiel’s gratitude alone for helping him. The prince is no longer a wildcard with an abundance of resources and a monarchy at his back. Siel had everything. Now he has nothing. And Byakuran can get all of that back for him and more as long as he plays nice.

#khr #katekyo hitman reborn #belphegor #rasiel #twins stuff #time to test if i can work up the nerve to post my hc stuff on here more

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lighterium · 2 years

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Uhhh. Au. sobbing.

tl;dr: Devil Spamton Angel that just looks like that because of videogame-like corruptions (see this for example)

And of course, LORE DUMP BELOW THE CUT

Devil was one of Spamton’s Angels where he is a manifestation of his good sense in which in this setting, Spamton blames everything but himself for his downfall and misery. Devil happened because he is a corrupted pipis and ended up with weird graphics and color schemes similar to old video game corruptions, which are often compared to being satanic in nature. The devil helps Spamton get through his downfall and back on his feet as at least a pretty well off worker for the new computer/internet era. It is humiliating as it takes a lot of admission of errors and his faults and being held accountable for his actions. But at the same time devil helps Spamton, he manages to gets his own success by helping other cyber city denizens and lightners. The energy and attention he gets makes him grow bigger, to a short addison size, independent and better as he climbs up the success ladder. Spamton has a cushy job, a good potential life ahead of him but not learning his lesson and somehow being shadowed by a mini demon version of himself that never went away because of a strange glitch makes him deeply unsatisfied, angry, bitter, etc and begins to plot against Devil to get rid of him now that he's well off and be on the limelight again. Devil knows of what’s coming, he wasn’t stupid, so he uses his corruption powers to modify his own code to create an autorun script for when he is inevitably killed by spam and have all his info absorbed by him. At this point he is influential but he isn’t strong like a whole darkner. (The minitons in my hcs, have their data always return to spamton once they are terminated, but spamton is in control and gets it all of their memories and experiences, and has no safety measures because this isn’t supposed to happen) So the script he makes basically formats and expels all of Spamton’s memories and "soul", and the only thing in his system becomes Devil’s code. As a result he basically got the vessel and became a solid darkner individual. He basically vomited spamton dust and put it in a jar as a bragging piece. Devil is all that he talks about, he gets his job done and is confident about it, probably the most stable guy in the room because he literally killed all his insecurities and bad habits/issues in the strangest of senses. He's the opposite of spamton, and killed his worst flaw while also being his own person He’s also a tad narcissistic but in a healthy amount(because people can be full of themselves and still good), He knows his own flaws too and knows that if he fucks up he'll own up to his mistakes hile knowing his own worth. I thought it was interesting to subvert the ‘angel good’ thing and make him straight out a dude who gets things done by being direct and holding people accountable for their mistakes. It may be a punishment to some, but in the end it gives you opportunity to be better and move forward in life and past your fears.

.....his dialogue sounds like the devil from shadow fandub. (not voice completely though)

#spamton au #eye contact #just in case lmaoaaa #my art #uh.yeah.#devilton

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wispisstillverybored67 · 2 years

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Some Hantengu headcanons because honestly why the hell not.

The main body is usually between the pathetic old man with the lump or Hatred/Zohakuten. Mostly the former.

If one of his emotions split off, as long as he's not fighting, he can still feel said emotion.

Karaku is usually buried to the depths of his consciousness so he doesn't say any stupid shit in front of Muzan during a meeting.

He's friends with Gyokko. They knew each other when they were humans, too.

All of his copies are highly protective of the main body, and they'll do everything in their power to keep him safe and (relatively) happy.

Aizetsu is often given control of his body.

The tumor on his head was from Muichiro drop-kicking him during an earlier skirmish.

Sekido is the one with the most fighting experience, it was kind of obvious.

The only thing the copies have in common with Hantengu himself is their crippling paranoia and persecution complex.

Urogi is the least liked of all the copies. It's probably because of his overwhelming, hedonistic sense of joy.

His life was pretty similar to Mitsuo (Persona 4). So desperate for attention, or just to prove that he exists, he stole from and killed god knows how much people.

He used to be a priest to Raijin sometime when he was 15. Said god is the only god he follows which I will sum up in this quote I made up on the spot

"What kind of let's their people live a life ignored in the scent of thunder and wood...?"

Him worshipping Raijin exclusively spawned from one of his nights on the run. Before the guy (whom he probably mugged) would find him hiding in some poor bastard's house, lightning struck him, killing him quickly.

If he's particularly stressed out, the others would just burst out of his body, quickly attempt to neutralize the stressor, and fix the problem.

Key word being attempt.

The copies themselves are very dysfunctional. Apart from the "Akaza breaking Douma's nose" jar, the 12 have a "Hantengu fighting himself" jar. It's also very loaded.

Most of the time during meetings (called by Muzan or not) he'll just chug period blood (which I hc to have an alcoholic affect on Demons) until he blacks out so when he finally wakes up everyone will have left so he can go home.

While Urogi's quote (on how it's been so long since he's split apart) is right, it's only right in the context that while he took over the body a few times before, he specifically hasn't split off from him.

The old man's body regenerates indefinitely. The boys have a finite amount of times they can be reborn at the moment before next week.

Remember when I implied that Urogi was the hedonist? Yeah, fuck that, it's Karaku.

None of the boys are well-liked, legally. Most of the 12 are mixed on him.

Actually, the boys all share anxiety as well. They're just way better at hiding it (you know, minus Aizetsu.). Think of them as that quote from South Park. This.

Sekido has a mild habit of grinding his teeth when annoyed... which is all the time.

Zohakuten is considered the baby of the group, which annoys him to no end, but he doesn't do anything about it.

Splitting into the boys hurts like hell for Hantengu (which is why it primarily happens once you behead him). There's also the fact that they're all very hyperactive, and will attempt to get out usually, and when he get's more uneasy, they have an easier time getting out. It's a vicious cycle, really.

Even though he KNOWS that dull moments benefit them all, Sekido hates slow times, ironically enough, so if it's a "calm" day, he'll come out on his own to go do something.

If Aizetsu were the one to absorb/cannibalize everyone into himself, they would all become "Despair".

If it were Karaku, they'd become "Lust".

For Urogi, it'd be "Hope" (you know, like Nagito...)

But if Hantengu HIMSELF pulled that shit off? They'd become... I don't know... "Panic"? "Anxiety"? Hmm...

#headcanons #demon slayer headcanons #demon slayer #hantengu #zohakuten #karaku #urogi #aizetsu #sekido #upper moon 4 #f/o: inside out #mitsuo kubo #in name only #why wisp shouldn't be allowed internet access

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arttrampbelle · 7 months

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Honest opinions hour:

Mk9 was actually fan service done well. Minus the shit with shang tsung and sindel,raiden bargaining with a fucking bald ass demon that is quan chi. And kung lao dying and being treated like shit. And liu kang being an arrogant asshole that never gets called out in the narrative outside of towers. But we all should FUCKING KNOW! that tower endings aren't canon! They are best case scenario in favor of the character YOU PICKED. that's the point of towers. (And the fact that nrs got rid of towers said to me they dont give a fuck about their fans. AT ALL. And people are too stupid to see just how fucked up and really bad that is for the game. That's how you know mk has been commercialized. Next they gonna get rid of the violence or blood too,watch as they fuck up so badly. And make it legitimately an official knockoff cheap sanitized version. Ugh gross. Watch as people legitimately dont care and when all the hype goes away....they are left with nothing and nobody. Y'all first clue should have been when they made kuai scorpion. But y'all be a special kinda dumb to not see why that is bad. But i digress.)

Anyways. Mk11 was mid. Not the best. Not the worst. But mid. But now? It's a masterpiece compared to the shitshow that is mk12,aka mk1 2023.

Raiden isn't fucking emotionless. He cares about mortals,and especially his mortals that fight under him and his brother fujin. Raiden is the most human out of all the gods. And yes,he's a god. Not a chump farmer,not a fucking "dEmiGoD" naw. A full blown,non gmo,grade A,can of whoop ass,bonafide,thunder god! Fight me on that! Also raiden has responsibilities but he's sassy and loving. Like your dad figure. He's dad shaped. He's understaffed,underpaid,underappreciated,mortals sometimes take his ass for granted(unfortunately). Again raiden is a sweetheart,no pushover,but not a complete dick. No more than anyone else could be.

Speaking of his brother fujin. Fujin is not some uwu,uke boy. He's not some dude that is helpless. He's ferocious,he's deadly. Mischievous,impish,and not someone you should take lightly. He's not the "nicer" of the storm gods. He's just much as a full can of whoops ass as his brother. If not more so. The only difference between fujin n raiden is raiden has years and eons of fucking restraint and mastery. Fujin dont(or he just dont bother to). Raiden is a guaranteed death if you push him. But he doesn't. You could survive fujin,barely,but evennif you do raiden aint far behind and you....aint surviving that man. But lucky for you these two dont automatically resort to violence. Unless you declare mortal kombat. Then im sorry honey your shit outta luck. May the elder gods have mercy on you,cuz they won't.

Reptile is a fucking lizard man. Not some twink in disguise. (Dude I've seen better human forms that that fr from fans eww nrs. Eww.) And his whole ass species was brought into near extinction,and endangerment by SHAO KAHN. NOT SHANG TSUNG YOU IDIOTS. SHAO KAHN. shao kahn has been fucking gotten rid of his importance in the story and it pisses me off. Shao kahn did a looooooot of work. And nrs erased it and gave it to my man?! Like i love shang but no offense,shang tsung isn't that kinda dide to do that shit. At all. He's better as a behind the scenes guy. Because guess what?....THAT WAS HIS WHOLE POOOOOIIIINT!!!!

Shang is a recurring headache at best and at worst he is only a threat to those who dare disrespect him,challenge him,and or prevent him from getting souls(which he needs to live. Not just for power you twats,no he legitimately needs them to live. He's cursed. And idgaraf what nrs said or says.)

Rain is an actual demigod. And is argus's illegitimate son. I hc the gods and elders gods didn't really gaf about mortals x gods mingling. Argus worried about his worshipers and mortals reactions. Because legitimately he cheated on his wife dalia. And taven n daegon were gonna suffer because of it. Rain's mother was heartbroken and told her son died in birth. And yeah rains whole backstory is fucked. But yeah that's what happened. Basically argus is a dick and isn't well liked among the mortals and gods. (Dont tell jade,i hc she was devote to argus but blinded to the truth. Untill she eventually found out. She was so hurt by this,poor jade)

Hanzo hasashi is scorpion. Always will be. Fight me. End of discussion.

Bi-han was just as a victim as kuai and hanzo. Quan chi is the fucker you should blame. Idgaf if you love hanzo. Dont blame bi-han for quan chi's manipulations. Bi-han suffered really bad. It's not his fault that the narrative still wants to cheapen his character to "eViL bRoThEr" archtype trope. Pisses me off. Bi-han and hanzo should shake hands and make up. Like fr.

Never forgive nrs. Idgaf if they make any new games. Dont buy them. They had many years to get shit right. They screwed up. Just play the old games

I havee many more but I'll leave it at that for now.

#my opinions #i have stronk ass opinions about mortal kombat #mortal kombat #vent #vent post #aren't you tired of being nice #don't you wanna go apeshit #yes yes i do

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go-go-devil · 1 year

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for the send you a character ask!! talk about a character of your choice!! would be fun to learn about a new character lol

Since I still have a special interest in The Sandman series, I'll use this as an excuse to talk about Delirium of the Endless!

First impression: I was paging through a copy of Brief Lives that we got at the book store I work at and was instantly captivated by her incredibly unique comic text bubbles, along with her unusual way of speaking. She was legit the main catalyst in getting me interested in reading the Sandman comics just so I could learn more about her (and her siblings)

Impression now: Supreme Goddess of Neurodivergency and Transgender and Fluttering Swimmy Things 🦋🐠 Easily my favorite character in the series and sooooooo happy that she helped get me into these awesome graphic novels!

Favorite moment: Geez I dunno, every single thing she does in Brief Lives? I really can't stress how much I enjoy this character, and honestly she appears so far into the comics that any singular moment I describe would be spoilers

I guess to keep it as vague as possible I particularly love the scene where she stabilizes herself for the sake of telling off her eldest brother Destiny and comforting her brother Dream. It's a short scene, but to me it's when her entire character really clicked into place for me, that's all I'll say for now ;)

Idea for a story: I was always fascinated with how Rose Walker's hair colors perfectly reflect Delirium's. Hell I actually thought Del was going to make her first appearance in The Doll's House due to that, but sadly that wasn't the case. Personally I'd love to read (or even write) a story about Rose coming into contact with Del in some way, perhaps serving as the exact moment when her Vortex powers start developing. I just really want these two to interact, they're both such interesting characters 🥺

Unpopular opinions: ARE there any unpopular opinions of Delirium? I don't engage with the wider Sandman fandom so I'm out of the loop there. Fandom-wise I will say he one thing I would definitely hate the most is if anyone ever tries to infantilize Del. Yes she may be the youngest of the Endless and have a notably child-like way of articulating much of her thoughts, but that doesn't mean she's stupid!

Favorite relationship(s): Getting the obvious out of the way, I adore how her relationship with Dream was handled. It would have been so predictable to have him be constantly annoyed at and condescending to his littlest sister because of how much younger and less formal she is compared to him, but instead Neil Gaiman took the high road by actually having Dream try his best to understand her and treat her as an equal throughout their journey. Honestly even all these decades later it's still refreshing for me as someone who's used to seeing neurodivergent-coded characters being treated as nothing more than comic relief and/or demonized for the way they act

Of course I also love the strong sibling bond she had/continues to have with Destruction. Can't describe that one in too much detail because once again that would be major spoilers, but it out of all of her siblings he seemed like the only one who really tried to understand her and actually accepted her change

I also do like what little we see of Del and Barnabus together. I see him as her emotional support dog since good lord she was in dire need of one. He's often sarcastic with her and doesn't really understand much about Del's thought-processes yet, but I do love how he chooses to remain loyal to her and help her out the best he can. The way he does so in her portion of the Endless Nights comic in particular made me super emotional T_T

Favorite headcanon: As I mentioned earlier I do hc that she had a direct encounter with Rose Walker at some point. There was also this one piece of fanart I saw that depicted Delirium and Dream creating "fever dreams" together and I totally love that idea! The Endless's powers inevitably cross with each other in certain instances, so I'm always down for seeing depictions of them working together in such a way

#delirium of the endless #the sandman comics #mild brief lives spoilers #asks #sorry for the late response #hopefully my long rambling has made up for the wait!

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