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elvenbeard · 4 months

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OC INTERVIEW: Vincent "V" Ezaki

Tagged by: @pinkyjulien @chevvy-yates @wraithsoutlaws and @v-eats-bugs thank you so much!!! <3

I'm gonna steal the idea some of you had and let him answer in character, but I'm gonna put some more context (and/or the truth xD) after Vince's reply where I see fit!

Tagging everyone who sees this and hasn't been tagged yet :3c I think most of you have done this at this point, but do please tag me if you do, I wanna read about your blorbos!!

■ NICKNAME ■ "Just 'V'."

100% going with the "only people that know me really well can use my real name" canon, because I love that scene and moment so much (and the lil nod to it again in the Tower Ending with Johnny ;_;). In my hc, Jackie gave him the nickname "V" on the day they met. Up until then he had always insisted on the full "Vincent" with everyone, and Jackie was the one to urge him to be careful with whom he shares his full identity. Meanwhile it's the other way around and "Vincent" is reserved for friends only... and "Vince" exclusively for Kerry really xD

■ GENDER ■ "Could say I'm a self-made man." ;)

This highly depends on who is asking the question here, if it's a very casual setting he'd say the above, if it's something to go into a screamsheet or whatnot he'd be more like "well, take a wild fuckin' guess" or just "male". He doesn't hide the fact he's trans, and he's proud of his journey and identity, but it's still not something he'd want to publically discuss with strangers without anything to gain from it.

■ STAR SIGN ■ "Gemini I think, but I gotta say, astrology isn't exactly something I have deep knowledge or opinions about."

He celebrates his birthday June 10th, but his real birthday in in September, so he's actually a Libra xD

■ HEIGHT ■ "5'6."

■ ORIENTATION ■ "Sorry ladies." ;)

Again, highly contextual on who is asking, and depending on that his answer might be more evasive or he'd just decline to answer. The less details about his private life are in the public's eye the better. But if the context is a fun night out with friends and he feels safe, he'd definitely give a more cheeky response and, to not get anyone's hopes up, just straightforward let them know he's gay.

■ NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY■ "Born and raised in Night City and a proud citizen ever since."

He doesn't talk about his family because he's cut ties with them long ago. His mother, Marcella, was also from Night City, your average NUS citizen with mixed European heritage. His father, Kousuke, was Japanese. He and Vince's mother met through work for a certain corporation that wasn't necessarily welcome in NC at the time (but I bet my ass still very much present in one way or another).

■ FAVE FRUIT ■ "When I was a kid, I once had daifuku with real, straight-from-the-ground strawberries. Somewhere way out there on the Japanese countryside, couldn't tell you where exactly anymore. Still got no idea where they even got the strawberries from, but no RealFruit ever matched those."

■ FAVE SEASON ■ "Don't think I have a real preference here, 'specially cause Night City's warm all year round. I like it that way. Could do with less sandstorms though. I like it when it rains now and then, the steam on the asphalt, everything is just... quieter, in a way."

■ FAVE FLOWER ■ "One made from plastic."

Vince doesn't have a green thumb and no mind to care for plants either. He's far from an outdoorsy, nature-loving person XD Do not gift him flowers, he will not know what to do with them. That being said though: he has two big stylized lotus flowers tattooed. The first one he got shortly before he left his home, when he began his transition. The second after his top surgery, when he already worked for Arasaka, as a reminder to stay true to himself on the inside, especially whenever he couldn't outwardly. He just likes the lotus aesthetically, the shapes and symmetry, and that it symbolizes rebirth and transformation.

■ FAVE SCENT ■ "Clean bedsheets and freshly brewed green tea."

And the odd mix of Kerry's overpriced bodywash and favourite cigarettes XD

■ COFFEE, TEA, HOT CHOCOLATE ■ "Yes, in that order please. Coffee with milk and sugar, tea is fine just plain, green or black."

He's definitely more of a coffee than a tea drinker, and whatever it is, it's gotta be a little fancy xD Vince is the kind of person with a long-ass signature order at the coffee shop, and I 100% see him loving bubble tea in any combination and variation in existence. The only time he drinks his coffee black is when he accidentally orders "the same as him" in a moment of distraction at Caliente's with Kerry. But tea he occasionally likes just plain, but then it has to be high quality organic real tea leaves. Hot chocolate is a nice special treat, too.

■ AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP ■ "Even in my line of work a regular sleep schedule is possible - and necessary, to stay sharp. I try to get my 7 hours of sleep in."

The somewhat regular sleep schedule is really something he values and tries to stick to, although the Relic and Johnny's presence really mess it up for a long while. But especially because his lack of sleep while working at Arasaka contributed to him developing a drug addiction to cope with the stress and sleep-deprivation it's something he doesn't want to fall back into.

■ DOG OR CAT PERSON ■ "Defintiely cats."

■ DREAM TRIP ■ "I'd like to return to Japan one day for a short vacation - see if I can find that daifuku shop again, haha. Would also love to visit Europe more extensively than what I've seen of it so far. And, who knows, maybe the Crystal Palace one day."

And the Phillipines with Kerry <3

■ FAVE FICTIONAL CHARACTER ■ "Ooohhh, that's a hard question, let me think for a moment... [insert long analysis of different movie and video game characters and why they're good or bad and why he likes them or not]"

Evading this a little bit because I don't wanna dive into a rabbit hole of seeing what canonical fictional characters there are and why Vince might like them or not xD He is a big nerd and a gamer and knows so much more than I do XD Also, he'd 100% be the kind of person who's rooting for the evil guys, because often their motivations and goals are much more complex and interesting than the "hero's" in his eyes xD and he's fascinated by the concept that they're doomed to lose by the narrative usually (because the good guys usually win), but still fight tooth and nail to achieve their goals and safe their own skin. He can relate to that a lot more than the selfless goodie-two-shoes who just want to save the world and make it a better place.

■ NUMBER OF BLANKETS THEY SLEEP WITH ■ "In this weather one is more than enough. Sometimes none is better."

■ RANDOM FACT ■ "It takes around 7 seconds for someone to form a solid first impression of you in a face-to-face conversation. It takes my Kiroshis' scanners half as long to additionally supply me with all the data on you I need to permanently ruin your life for good."

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk v #male v cyberpunk #vincent ezaki #tag games #oc interview

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1n-bl0om · 1 year

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ethan x chad hcs

SCREAMVI SPOILERS

just some hcs about the two (some suggestive and some canon. most are creepy)

more hcs of them, even more hcs

- ethan studies chad at every moment. they have two classes together and ethan sits in the back, watching chad from across the room

- ethan definitely watches chad when he was sleeping to study his patterns when he’s unconscious

- chad thinks that ethan is just anti social and bad at communicating

- ethan is just taking every moment to study chad

- ethan legitimately had fun when he was around chad, almost made him change his mind

- ethan almost impulsively kissed chad when he was trying to hype him up at the halloween party

- chad thinks of ethan as one of his best friends

- chad just thinks that ethan is clingy because he’s the only friend he has. ethan is actually possessive and gets jealous easily. chad is his. (as a target, he assures quinn, but we know…)

- chad is one inch taller than ethan

- ethan is crazy strong, only using his strength when the situation calls for it

- ethan secretly likes making chad laugh

- the more ethan pretends to be chads friend, the less he feels like he’s pretending

- chad has an infectious laugh and never fails to make ethan smile

- ethan hates tara. he thinks she’s a sweet girl but her sister ruins her for him and he hates how chad smiles softly at her

- in a perfect universe, chad and ethan kissed at the halloween party

- the carpenter sisters are his main target but he wants to spend every moment with chad

- ethan is a stalker. when chad says he’s going somewhere, ethan waits five minutes before following him for blocks to see where he’s going. for “research” purposes

- i imagine ethan being almost obsessed with chad. he studied him for six months of their friendship, and possibly before that. he learned every little detail to get close to chad and blend in. he wants to spend every waking moment with him.

- their first kiss would definitely be in the heat of the moment. a build up of emotion and tension coming to light. it would probably take place at a party, maybe spurred on by spin the bottle

- ethan is the death-glare possessive boyfriend while chad voices his opinions loudly. ethan would try to kill someone (perhaps literally) with his eyes while chad will tell someone to fuck off and probably fight them

- chad is little spoon cause i said so. but he holds onto a pillow to sleep

- chad has a football scholarship and ethan is a film major

- ethan didn’t talk to chad for the first two days of being roommates

- ethan is quite unhinged and creepy. chad just thinks he’s a quirky guy

- whenever chad would try to give ethan pointers for girls, ethan would zone out and only focus on his lips

- ethan would mark up chad. he is possessive. lots of bites and hickeys leading up his neck and across his collarbones

- mindy getting money from everyone in the group cause she made a bet that ethan and chad would get together before term ended

- chad steals ethans clothes sometimes. they are close in height and have almost the same build. ethan really likes to see chad wear his sweatshirts. their clothes get mixed in laundry

- ethan’s love for chad is “tear you apart” by she wants revenge

might make more hcs! ofc depending on how people like this. they would be more centered toward a relationship and maybe sexual stuff idk. these are more like canon, except a few

!! bonus !!

i would like to think that ethan is a sweet bf, and he probably is, but the man is creepy. he would stalk you and be possessive and want you all to himself.

ethan saying he always wanted to stick something in tara and stu saying he always had a thing for sid… the parallels

scream writers after making the obviously gay killer thirst for their friends gf:

#scream #scream vi #ethan landry #chad meeks martin #ethan landry x chad meeks martin #chethan #chadthan #chad x ethan #chad/ethan #screamvi #blooms ghosts #scream 6

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innominaterifter · 4 months

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The thought experiment with Siberian.

I like thought experiments, they allow me to look at some things in a new way, to see the blind spots in my view of the world, or notice the existence of stereotypes or automatic ideas about something which I haven't really actively thought about, haven't thought about my perception, my attitude, my vision of it.

Thought experiments allow us to highlight these automatic filled gaps in the picture of the world. This allows us to think about how much the designation on our map of reality is caused by our desire to understand what reality really looks like and how much of this is automatic filling in of blind spots.

So let's move on to the experiment itself. I warn you, there will be spoilers.

Imagine the Siberian from "Worm" in as much detail as you can. Imagine what she looks like. Imagine how she moves. Imagine her next to you.

Do not read further until you visualize it well enough.

Ready? Let's continue.

Now answer yourself two questions.

First, how tall is Siberian in your imagination?

I will answer as I imagined her, but I bet that many of you will have a similar answer.

In my imagination, she is 6′ 1″ - 6′ 5″, something like this.

In canon, she is 5'8".

Question two: Does she have any hair on her body other than hair on her head, eyebrows, and eyelashes?

Do you imagine her with hair in her groin and armpits, hair on her legs, or no hair there at all?

I can speak for myself, I automatically imagined her completely without body hair.

Including because in all the pictures that I saw her is depicted exactly like this. But I think it's not just about the drawings (moreover, the authors of the drawings also took from somewhere the idea of a completely hairless body of Siberian). I think there is a much more general and deep stereotype at work here about the conventional image of the female body.

With height, the mechanism is similar but affects slightly different planes.

Yes, of course, Siberia is a projection and a product of the imagination of its creator, who grew up in the same paradigm and in the same ideas of convention for women's bodies (but nevertheless, in the canon there is no specific indication of this question. If there is, please tell me, I could have missed it).

While I’m thinking about what other options for depicting Siberian can I imagine, besides those that we see in the pictures. There are a couple of ideas of what the vegetation on the body of Siberian might look like and a few ideas of what its coloring might look like that matches the description in the canon but does not copy the arts that I saw.

I don’t know if anyone is interested in my thoughts on this topic, but I wanted to share my thoughts about the character. When creating cosplay, I use the most in-depth approach, although to many, it seems nerdy.

#siberian #siberian worm #worm #parahumans #wildbow #wormblr #worm web serial #cosplay #slaughterhouse nine #feminism #female body hair

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nalyra-dreaming · 3 months

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Hi!

Do you think louis’ no killing humans since y2k comment to Daniel has anything to do with how we know Louis will visit lestat in that the dilapidated moss covered NOLA house during season 2? Wasn’t there speculation that those scenes may take place in the recent past, based on production details about trucks being required from around that era? Could whatever have happened there have provoked louis to ask armand for more mind altering intervention and that coincided with stricter dietary habits and moving to Dubai?

Hey!

Ah you mean my ask a while back I think.

Yes, I do think that the NOLA Moss House visit might have been around that time, instead "now", as in Dubai time. The trucks wanted for that scene seem to indicate that.

If that may be connected to what happened then... it could be.

Suppose that is when Armand told Louis the truth about Lestat. It is canon he lies to Louis about Lestat's fate, and there is this meeting in IWTV (with Lestat) that Louis describes, which Lestat later challenges as never have happened.

So if it is that meeting (true or not), what could Louis trigger to stop feeding on humans? To withdraw, into a shell, into a "coffin" of his own making? What is it that he found - or did not find.

I do not think Louis asked Armand to influence him - in the books it is canon that Louis tells Armand to never do that again (and Armand more or less promises but ignores that promise). I cannot see Louis asking for his mind to be fuddled with. The 70s were clearly about numbing the pain through second-hand drug usage, but then?

No, I think that maybe... Armand told Louis the truth and Louis went there, in high hopes of finding Lestat, and Lestat... was not there.

And Louis withdrew, maybe returned to Armand and asked him to find them a home somewhere remote and secure. He withdrew into his own sorrow, into a cage of his own making. Into his own depression. Negating the hunger, negating the feelings, negating the memory. Trying to reach for something that isn't there anymore, by forcing himself to eat food which doesn't taste, by being in constant danger of being incinerated if only someone forgets shading the windows.

The kill is the height of pleasure for them, an ecstasy they long for and despair over after all.

Negating that... it is (book) canon that Louis neglects his own hunger when he is hurting, when he is mourning. When he is guarding, too.

And Armand... I think Armand just tries to take care of him. In his own way. By that time Armand and Louis truly do love each other, though it is a different kind of love, not less, nor unimportant, but different.

So yes, I do think that comment will come back into play - in this show every line seems to count, and I bet we haven't seen all the parallels yet.

The time would fit, and if Lestat is underground(*) when Louis is searching for him... then Louis might think he will never find him. Who knows how long he was looking.

And of course the biggest revelations of Claudia's diaries will still come into play in Dubai, too.

Louis is mourning, imho. Bored by death, by his own words. Neglecting and negating the hunger. He is suffering, and Armand has already called the interview "chronicling a suicide".

Louis is preparing.

And the why... the why and everything connected to that will likely be what will push us into season 3 I bet^^.

(*) Underground or in the basement, in a coma, aka The Groan

#anonymous #asks #ask nalyra #amc iwtv #iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire amc #iwtv amc #iwtv 2022 #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #armand #future season speculation #trucks #moss house

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smallmartiniolive · 1 year

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My ninjago height head canons because I have the urge to dump them somewhere

Shortest to Tallest

Lloyd - look he’s still a baby and despite being forced to grow up he still remains the shortest,, I’m clinging to baby boy Lloyd because the horrors! The traumas! He looks very feral with his oni/dragon-ish features but he’s still small. He was so happy when he got taller only to still be the shortest

Kai - I know people like Jay being the shortest ninja but hear me out!! Kai has the energy of a feral short person that climbs people on the regular and I stand by that. All short people have a similar rage and fire buried inside them like Kai. I wouldn’t say he’s super short but you get the idea. When Lloyd started to grow he feared that he would once again be the shortest and forced someone to measure them right there. Constantly resting on Lloyd’s head for his own ego (he has to lean up a bit because Lloyd isn’t that much shorter than him)

Jay and Nya - Jay may not be the shortest ninja but he certainly isn’t the tallest. I can’t see Nya shorter than him and I like the idea of them being the same height but maybe Nya has a couple of inches on him. Also since they’re the same height they just share clothes religiously but Nya’s shoulders are broader than Jay’s and she has boobs so his clothes are snug on her unless they’re big.

Pixal - now we get to the tall people with Lloyd and Kai being shortish and Jay and Nya being average. Pixal has them robot genes and I bet she would make herself taller to compete with Zane but to fit in the Samurai X suit she had to stop somewhere so she is comfortably tall where she can get stuff on tall shelves but doesn’t bump her head on doorways

Cole - ok look hear me out. He was definitely the same height as Jay and Nya (during season 3 especially) but he started sprouting up around season 4 and scarily so. Jay shaking in his boots before his battle against Cole in the tournament of elements: oh no he got beef- I mean big very big woa men haha yea I’m still mad tho. I mean wasn’t season 4 when his appetite was shown and pointed out? It’d make sense. His growing pains being the only thing that stops him from throttling Chen

Zane - Zane will always be the tallest to me, and it’s his business if he rebuilds himself a little bit taller after injury. Cole and him are both at the height where they smack doorways but Zane is used to it so he got to be smug when he would hear a loud smack down the hallway followed by a “SON OF A BI- WHY IS THERE A DOORWAY HERE.” Kai probably uses him as some sort of look out point cus he’s tall.

#should I add on to this with people like wu and skylor? maybe #ninjago #rewatching ninjago #ninjago height head canons #height head canons #cole brookstone #jay walker #nya smith #kai smith #kai jiang #Nya jiang #zane julien #lloyd garmadon #pixal borg #astonishing I only made one spelling mistake with how deranged I was typing this out #me waking up with the thirst of Satan at a 7-11: it’s producing time

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magicalqueennightmare · 1 year

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Sins & Amends Chapter 8

(Gif by @ banditthewriter)

Billy Russo x Female Reader (60 part story)

This follows pre- the punisher into the storyline of daredevil, punisher season 1 and beyond

This is NOT Canon Billy. This is decent human being Billy left with bad options over worse decisions

This was also posted to A03 under: WaywardGaPeach. That account and this one is the only place you'll see me post this. If you see it on any other platform/account know it's not me.

Chapter Summary : Frank knows just what to say to light a fire under Billy. Maria confronts you about your feelings at the same time

A few days turned into two weeks since you had any communication with Billy. You were used to radio silence during Frank's deployments so you really weren't that worried. You had work, the kids, Maria and Curtis to fill your time.

Billy on the other hand found his mind drifting to you whenever he had down time. Alice's teasing has stuck with him. What if you found someone? Someone that could admit how they felt about you? That didn't have a reputation like he did? That didn't start life out as a gutter rat and scraped and clawed just to find some sort of footing.

You deserved the best. From the first day he met you his interest was perked and that was before he got to know you.

Over time he'd seen you cry, seen you laugh until you got hiccups. He'd saw the way your face looked illuminated by the first rays of sunlight in the morning. He'd fell asleep with you tucked up next to him either watching movies, by a campfire a few times or just enjoying each other's company. He'd heard your worst fears and your greatest dreams. He'd sat listening as you described lives you'd saved and wouldn't take the compliment of him calling you a hero brushing it off as saying it was just your job.

Somewhere along the way he'd fallen harder than he ever thought he would for anyone. Whether it was the way you smiled when you would brush his hair back from his face or how you'd gently encourage him to talk about the things that ran through his head instead of bottling them up.

He'd seen the way you were always there for Maria when she needed a shoulder, how you jumped in to help Curt with his physical therapy and rehab. You were the most compassionate and caring person he'd ever met and beautiful on top of all that. He truly didn't see how you were still single.

A small part of him hoped maybe you were waiting on him but then the rest of him was quick to remind himself that how would that be fair to you?

"Bill!" He blinked a few times then turned in his cot to look at Frank "What?" "I've called your name four damn times. What the hell has you all spun up?" Frank asked propping himself up on his elbow. "Nothing man"

He hoped Frank would let it go at that cause god knows he wasn't exactly feeling all sharing is caring at the moment. "Yea that nothing got a name or should I guess? I'm willing to bet a hundred I'd get it right on the first try" that made him sit up "what you going on about Frankie?"

He didn't miss the grin that slipped onto Frank's face "Just thinking out loud" "about whatever is on my mind?" Frank shrugged "That and wondering whether or not Y/N went out with that truck lieutenant what's his name"

"Hunter?" Billy couldn't hide the annoyance he felt at the mention of the guy. He'd been sniffing around you for the last two months before this most recent deployment. He was around Billy's height but that was where the similarities ended. He was blonde, blue eyed and seemed more suited to be surfing the coast in California than working for the FDNY.

"Yea Maria said he had asked her out the last time I talked to her. Dunno if she agreed or not" he said it nonchalantly on purpose as he turned as if to get comfortable to go to sleep but had to stifle a laugh when a pillow smacked him in the head "The fuck was that for Bill?" He asked chunking the pillow back and slinging his feet around to be facing his friend.

Billy was trying to hold his tongue but he was a bit too annoyed to do so. "You've went two weeks without telling me that? God damn Frankie. What if she went out with him? Fuck man. She deserves better than some pretty boy smoke eater" Frank was grinning by that point despite seeing how much Billy was fuming. "Well damn Bill who'd you have in mind for her?"

Billy stopped mid rant and actually looked at Frank long enough to realize he'd just let his tongue loosen enough to tell on himself. "How long have you known?" "That you're crazy for her? A while. It's not hard to see to anyone except you and her apparently"

"Shit. What the hell am I supposed to do?" It was a simple enough question but it made Billy want to flinch at how pathetic he sounded. Fuck he was Billy the beaut. He had women stepping on each other at bars for his attention why the hell was it so difficult to face his feelings for you? "Maybe in two days when communication is back up you call her? Talk to her?" Frank was staring at him now and it took every ounce of self control to not look away. Instead he nodded "Yea I think I need to man up"

"Attaboy. Now how's about you shut the hell up so I can get some sleep?" Frank said with a grin before flopping back onto his cot which creaked at the sudden movement. "Yea get your beauty sleep Frankie. God knows you need it" Billy barely ducked before Frank's boot zipped over his head.

You laughed watching Lisa slide around the corner in her socks giggling. She was supposed to be in bed twenty minutes ago but well bedtimes were supposed to be a little relaxed on weekends weren't they?

You'd finally bribed her and Frank Jr with promises of pancakes come morning if they wouldn't give their mom too hard of a time. You felt bad because you hadn't been able to stay over as much as you normally would during a deployment but the station house was a paramedic down so that meant you had to pick up a few more shifts.

A new girl had been hired and fit in beautifully with the existing team so that meant your schedule could go back to normal. You'd missed Alice as your partner full time and you missed spending as much time with Maria as the kids.

"Night aunt Y/N!" She called down the stairs and you could hear Maria rounding her up for a reading of "One batch, two batch" so you decided to clean up the kitchen.

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You had just finished putting away the last of the dishes when you heard Maria's quiet footsteps coming down the stairs and turned towards her with a smile "Munchkins sleeping?" She nodded "They were both so wound up from the thought of getting to spend an entire weekend with aunt Y/N"

You grinned and did a mock curtsy "I apologize ma'am" she rolled her eyes at your actions "Grab the wine out the fridge I'll get the glasses"

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Later the two of you were curled up on the couch watching a movie and you noticed she kept glancing your way so you finally paused the movie and turned to face her pulling your feet up underneath you "Yes Mrs Castle is there something you'd like to share with the class?"

She shrugged then said "Communication should be back up for the guys soon" you knew her well enough to know her fishing for something tone but chose to let her wade deeper into whatever she was getting at. "Yea. They've been radio silent for two weeks. I wanna make sure Frank's in one piece. If he gets hurt i may just kill him myself"

"What about Billy?" She asked eyeing you over the brim of her wine glass and you knew what she was getting at. You'd been side stepping it since Hunter had asked you out a few weeks before. He was cute and sweet. A bit of a goofball at times but it was nice. He was genuinely a good guy but you just couldn't see yourself with him. Why? Oh because you were hung up on Billy and the feelings you had unintentionally developed for him.

"Yea I want him to come home in one piece too" you finally admitted and she grinned "Are you two ever gonna realize that you've practically been a couple for nearly a year now without all the fun stuff?" "Ria!!" You nearly hollered then caught yourself remembering the kids were asleep.

She locked her gaze on you and it was everything you could do to not squirm. "I've known you for many many years Y/N. I've seen you happy, I've seen you sad, I've seen you pissed. The way you look at Billy, how comfortable you are around him hell it even transcends how you are with Frank and Curt and those two consider you a little sister. All I'm saying is that it's apparent he makes you happy and that you make him happy. I can tell and more importantly he talks to Frank or rambles as Frank put it. You two need to take that leap. I think it could be worth the risk"

"And if it's not?" You asked in a quiet voice so she pulled your head over on her shoulder "Then I'll make good on my initial threat to him concerning you" and that mental image alone was enough to make a small laugh escape your lips.

You tried to push Maria's words out your head as you filled the next two days with her and the kids but when Sunday night and you were back in your apartment getting ready for work the following day all your nerves managed to hit at once.

You were checking over your med bag when the chime starting going off from your laptop alerting you to a video chat request coming through. You sat your bag down next to your dresser and slowly walked over to your bed as if you were approaching a wild animal more than a dell.

You smiled when you saw Billy's face and self consciously ran a hand through your hair even as you hit the button to accept. A moment later the screen gave way to an image of him smiling back at you "Y/N you're a sight for sore eyes" you bit your cheek to keep the blush from spreading across your face and mentally kicked Maria for getting under your skin before saying "I see you're still in one piece. That's very good news. I assume Frank is too?"

He grinned "Yes ma'am. Here's across the room talking to Maria and the kids. How are you? Anything new?" "I know now two new disney songs thanks to Lisa and I delivered a baby the same night I talked to you last" you replied with a smile sliding up further on the bed to get comfortable before pulling the computer into your lap.

"Anything else?" He asked with a tilt of his head those dark eyes making you lose any train of thought you may have had. "Um nothing notable" you answered after a moment hoping he hadn't noticed you simply staring at him. Jesus Maria and Alice in your ear had really messed with your head. You'd seen him practically naked due to bad communication of shower times at the cabin before and didn't stare this much ok maybe you did but he hadn't noticed and hell who could blame you?

"Alice still on you about being single? Cause i hear one of the firemen at your station house asked you out?" He said it like he was asking you what the weather was like but you didn't miss the slight tick in his jaw when he spoke so you decided to test of Maria's theory. If she was right that would be wonderful and if she was wrong well rejection would hurt less with so much distance and another five months between you.

"Oh yeah Hunter asked me out a couple weeks ago. You remember him right he's the truck lieutenant on rescue squad" you tentatively said and could see his jaw clench more. Fighting to keep yourself calm at the proposition of Maria being right you continued "He's a pretty chill guy to work with. He's always so sweet to anyone during calls and he even helps restock the rig if we need anything from the supply closet while we're counting down plus I mean he's not exactly ugly" it was true Hunter was an attractive guy.

You felt your heart jump when Billy cut you off by saying "Well shit if good ol Hunter is so amazing why aren't you off with him instead of wasting time talking to me?" You could see he was about to go into a full blown rant so before he could you confessed "because I'd pick you over any man in New York City any day of the week Russo"

He paused, a smile slowly working it's way onto his face "What'd you say?" "I'd pick talking to you over being with any other man in New York City" you repeated chewing your bottom lip from nerves.

"So I take it you didn't say yes when he asked you out?" He pushed and you shook your head "Told him no. He's a good guy but he's not my type. He was understanding about it"

You wanted to cry from just how exposed you felt. You were putting a years long friendship on the line not to mention your heart. "Well what is your type then?" You swallowed hard when he asked but figured it was now or never. "Well someone who's brave, who doesn't mind fighting for what he believes in. Handsome and knows it, a bit cocky about his looks at times but still a sweetheart deep down. Someone who would hold me for hours after a bad call and make sure I wasn't alone even if I insisted I was ok"

Your gaze fell to your hands as you felt a blush warm your cheeks. Several seconds passed during which you wanted to find a hole to climb into before he spoke again "Sounds like you've got a pretty solid idea of who you want" you nodded still not looking at the screen until he added "Well I'm sure you'd be interested to know I've already met who I want to be with too"

Your eyes flew up to the screen and your heart felt like it was on the verge of either exploding or crumbling and which one rested solely on the next words to come out his mouth "Tell me about her?" You asked quietly and he smiled softly "She's beautiful god the first day I met her she knocked the wind out of me with just how gorgeous she looked in shorts and an old t-shirt. She's braver than some of the men I serve with hell you gotta be running head first into situations like she does to try to help people. She jumped in feet first to be a surrogate parent to Frankie's kids when he can't be there. She backs those she loves with everything she has and would go through hell for anyone she considers family. Not to mention she is fucking adorable when she falls asleep leaning over on me"

You were fighting back tears of relief by that point. For so long you dreamed of Billy saying those things, of him wanting to be with you and now here he was saying it "Did she finally figure out how I feel?" He asked after a moment and you nodded "Yea she did" "So does that mean we're gonna give this a try? I've never really been a relationship type of guy but Y/N sweetheart I wanna be for you if you'll have me" you almost laughed at the honest look of uncertainty on Billy's face. You'd never really seen it on him before.

"Yea Billy I want you. I've wanted you for so long I just didn't want to fuck up the friendship we have" it felt like a weight had been lifted off your chest just saying those words. "Why have we both waited this long to tell each other?" He asked with a broad smile.

"Cause you're both idiots" Frank answered walking up behind Billy and giving him a playful shove then winked at the laptop "Y/N good to see you kid" "Hey Frank. You doing good?" You responded wiping your hand down your face. "Yea I'm good. I talked to Maria and the kids so I'm great. Tell me one thing though did you and Bill get on the same page cause I'm tired of watching a grown man pining over someone. It's kind of pathetic but pretty funny when it comes down to it"

For only like the third time since you met him you saw a blush spread across Billy's face before he said "Ok Frankie your time is up. Go call Curt and annoy him" then shoved him out of view of the screen. You tried and failed to stifle a laugh "Wait I want Frank back! I wanna hear about you pining over me. Come on Billy if you're gonna be with me the least you can do is give me a confidence boost" you teased.

He rolled his eyes then met your gaze with a look that made your stomach flip with unspoken promises "Oh sweetheart I'll do anything you want once I'm home but yes for your peace of mind I was a bit bitchy thinking about you with that damn fireman"

"Hunter" you supplied the name and he wrinkled up his nose like he smelled something foul "Yea him. But now I know you feel the same way about me. Hell for the first time I've got someone to come home to" "On one condition" you added and saw a look of confusion go through his eyes "which is?" "I get a kiss the moment you get to my side" you answered and the look you got in response was enough to make you bite your bottom lip but not from nerves this time "Where do you want that kiss?" He asked and you had to swallow hard for a moan to not escape you. "Billy Russo. You're supposed to wine and dine me before you try to seduce me"

He shrugged "I've still got a few months before that so why not get a head start on the seducing part" you shook your head but couldn't keep the smile off your face. Billy really did want you and now it was just the wait to get him home.

Tags @intothesoul

@weallhaveadestiny

#au billy russo #billy russo au #billy russo x y/n #billy russo x you #billy russo fanfic #billy russo x reader #sins and amends masterlist

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s-aint-elmo · 3 months

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I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW FALIN SM like her body proportions and her nose especially. Also her eyebrows. And like, in comparison to Marcille… they look so good next to each other ty for the food 💕

WAAAAUGH TYSM!!! whenever i get into a new thing w a relatively simplified art style (face-wise, at least) it's always my great joy to start extrapolating on their faces and introducing more variety. the toudens immediately struck me as big nose and thick eyebrow havers that was non-negotiable bc i looove those facial features so much and it just felt right. and i also love that falin at the very least has broader shoulders and is bigger than other women we've seen, so you bet i'm taking that and running with it. (good practice for me too, bc i use myself as reference and i'm pretty small and skinny so that's how my characters default.) also marcille! she's elven so she gets delicate, conventionally attractive features and large eyes, but also i like to think she got a bit of her dad's rounder nose (girls who look like clones of their fathers unite) which sets her apart from other elves who are all sharper and leaner. (the resemblance to daddy donato is supported by canon but kui tends to default to a particular nose so i'm expanding on that.) i love giving existing character designs my own spin, so i am so so glad you like em as much as i do! 💖💖💖

SO HAPPY THAT YOU THINK FARCILLE LOOKS GOOD TOGETHER ALSO! i have a sketch page of them i'm holding off on until i finish the little comic i have attached and one of my favourite things about it is how much smaller marcille's hands are. so important to me. thank you dunmeshi new year's 2024 comic. i think maybe the height difference is only tangential to what you meant but i go a little insane over it so i need to mention it somewhere. anyway thank you for the great start to my day, mwah mwah!

#dungeon meshi #ask #kui does get a refreshing amount of variety in her characters' facial features and that does seem to be something she cares a lot about but #all i mean is we can go further. do more #idk if i'll do little busts of the other parties since most of the ideas rattling around in my brain are abt the toudens and co but i do #also like shuro's much cooler than him grl gang in no small part bc i love tade and i love the variety kui gave them #maybe i'll draw the flokes the next time i'm art blocked i love drawing old people it puts me in a meditative state #all this to say. i love characterses #mine

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movedtodykedvonte · 1 year

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Got any Headcanon about if Spamton and Mettaton were friends?

Oh boy do I! I have multiple cause it really depends when they are meeting cause I feel like it would change the way Mettaton would interact with Spamton (assuming we're using UT!Mettaton):

Addispam

I feel Addispam like idolizes Mettaton, not to like an unhealthy degree but Mettaton is basically everything he aspires to be; well liked, popular, tall

spam already has a fat ass and massive rack so

Mettaton would think he's cute and like that he's eager to impress and a try hard, even if he's still bad at it (reminds him of a less cynical burgerpants or a slightly more confident alphys)

Spam would try to impress MTT but MTT just likes having this funny little thing around. Def likes to get Spam to in MT brand outfits cause he'd "Look so much more advertisable and adorbs"

MTT lets Spam practice his pitches and they treat it like a sleep over night. MTT reherses their lines for the show and Spam just boosts their ego

In this scenario I feel like Spam lets MTT have a space to vent in an ugly not glamourous way cause Spam wouldn't see him as anything but.

Vice Versa having MTT around give Spam a lot of confidence as if this guy just likes having him around he must be doing something right

I also feel like if they got really close and MTT was comfortable explaining his past it would give Spamton hope that he could become great to if he tried enough

Platonic Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit dynamic (or not platonic if ur into it)

I feel like MTT also apricates another robot (essentially) and they enjoy causing havoc in alphys' lab

BS!Spam

If they knew each other before I feel like Spam would be a little more hotty as a big shot, that Mettaton influence am I right?

Otherwise they enhance each other's best qualities actually! I feel like Mettaton would keep Spam personalable and socialable while Spam would be able to reel back Mettaton putting their logo on everything

C'mon they gotta leave room for the big shot brand somewhere

They are rich, famous and hot gossip buddies. Those two mean girls that point at you from the corner but they probs are just betting on how much of their products they could get you to buy

Model each other's stuff for each other but in a rival way "This is good but mine is even better."

Bond over being two people at the top together. I feel like a big part of their sadness in their canons is the loneliness. Deep down they miss those old friends and family but felt they couldn't achieve anything if they didn't separate. It makes it feel less lonely having someone who understands that

Maybe they even encourage each other to see their respective loved ones again

MTT would like doing Spamton's hair and Spamton (the car guy) would be able to do a nice finish and polish on MTT's robo body

Normal Spamton

If they knew each other before this, MTT would be very sad to see what happened to Spam. Spam would probably be really embarrassed but nonetheless just as insane... and hotty as before

MTT would make him their personal project, getting back into big shot shape the Mettaton Brand way!

This is basically MTT and his feral bestie Spam. Spam is eager to pitch anything and I feel would be excited to have a chance to be big again, is a little shit and messes with MTT to take the spotlight

MTT finds it odd and annoying but endearing in a way. Spam's pazzazz makes up for a lot of it and MTT would make it part of the bit

When it comes to Spamton's phone issues I feel like MTT would be accommodating, having the ring be replaced with a sound he likes. I think Spam would return the favor by having his miniton be apart of the act

Again with the closeness and MTT's past, I feel like MTT would make sure to explain that Spam doesn't need to try and reach this height of popularity to be special again or free

Whether Spamton takes the advice or not is really up in the air, though he's considerably happier

Spamton pitpockets the audience but it's considered part of the experience so he's allowed. MTT thinks it's apart of his quirky traits

The miniton really like MTT and act as personal assistants.

Pipis are a part of the show.

SNEO

They are kinning each other.

I like the idea of their friendship, they'd be cute and chaotic together and be everyone else's problem <3

#i also like the ship but i digress #their friendship is cute and they relate to each other #ghost mettaton and addispam would have the cutest relationship in any aspect in my mind #if EX and SNEO met i think the world would implode #utdr #undertale #deltarune #mettaton #spamton #spamton g spamton #addispam #big shot spamton #deltarune headcanon #ask #anon

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Have you consider... Cater and silver

Do they even interact much idk but they're interacting in my brain rn and that's enough for me

[hold please. searching for a specific post]

ok well. mission failed bc im p sure the person i thought posted it APPARENTLY DEACTIVATED wahh. anyway there's this one post a twst meme acct made on suggestion that was cater/silver and i Cant Find It but i def rotated them in my mind a few times after that. overly niche twst if youre out there idk if u made that post or if im confusing u with someone else but 🫡

anyway

i think they'd be funny LOL. first of all? fucks me up that theyre the same height. and also the same height as azul. ive said it before but just bc of who theyre usually standing next to, i always feel like cater should be taller and azul should be shorter and silver somewhere in the middle fkldsjfle. but cater interacting with diasomnia in general i think is very fun. im a fan of cater/malleus and i feel like there could be some similarities with silver/cater with like,,, guy who lived his life in the no tech woods vs smartphone clout addiction boy dskljfdslf. i ALSO think it could be fun bc caycay's music besties with his DAD, in the same way that i kinda like idia/silver and think THAT'S funny bc idia is GAMER BESTIES with silvers dad,,,, the parallels,,,

anyway silvers canonically very pretty [according to at least idia and vil and probably other people idr dskljfjs] and i bet cater would get a lot of likes if he posted a pic them together... but i ALSO think cater could get himself a good social media detox if he went to go visit the valley of thorns w/silver :3 also please god family dinner of the diasomnia four + cater diamond. that'd be so funny i think. really sticking any one person with that four would be Very Funny theyre so weird god. cater should teach silver to skateboard. he'd probably like it bc it's a test of balance or whatever. hell yea brother

#asks #kirexa #cereal tries to draw #twisted wonderland #twst #more bookkeeping tags teeeheeeeeee anyway #yeah i can dig it 👍

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worldsneverfilled · 1 year

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Robert - Bob the Blob

Type: PC

Aliases: Robert, (insert series of chemical identifiers bc that's his actual name)

Pronouns: Any are fine, though Bob generally goes by he/him

Sexuality: What's that?

Relationships: Why?

Race: Plasmoid

Home: Myth Drannor, Cormanthyr (currently)

Age: Unknown, but very old

Class: Psi Warrior

Weapon(s) of Choice: Pistol and War Pick

Job: Agent for the spymistress of Cormanthyr

Loyalty: Herself, and then Cormanthyr by extension

Alignment: NG

Height: 6′3

Personality: Quiet, sarcastic, a bit snooty when it comes to comparing his people’s customs to that of the “Solids,” secretive, and observant.

Status: Alive, Uninfluenced (known)

Strategy: You can’t put a hole in him but he sure as fuck can put a few in you.

About and Fun Tidbits:

Robert arrived in Toril during the Spellplague in a portal incident. He kept odd jobs here and there, merely existing among the Solids as he explored their world. He's found that he's quite fond of the gnomes.

When he “sleeps,” he kind of oozes out of his armor...and he has a bubbly snore.

Joke HC that there are dozens and dozens of oozes and plasmoids out there that would be considered his "children." Not canon, just for lols.

Can't get drunk, unfortunately. Fortunately, he can drink people under the table as a bet and they don't know he's an ooze...easy money.

Met Herself on the road. She didn't give him the option. She said, "I have a job for you," and that was that. No chance to protest it, no way of getting out of it; you don't tell Electra no.

I don’t have a photo reference for him, but he’s a blue-green color and wears full armor to hide the fact that he’s a plasmoid. He doesn’t want anyone but Herself knowing. When not in armor, he’s lounging on a couch somewhere as a grumpy puddle.

#pc #dnd pc #oc #dnd oc #plasmoid #bob the blob #I know. a very original name.#campaign: characters #campaign: okay to borrow #mine #campaign: wait for it #campaign: no story here #came up with this character in under five minutes when lily brought up a campaign #a joke character that i will play straight and serious #campaign: arix shiv and the kobold king

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lonelier-version-of-you · 2 years

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Watching S20E18 “Headstrong” (20x18, aired in 2018 - is it the only Holby episode ever to match up with the year it was aired, because I feel like it is) tonight. Not much Henrik in it, and no John at all. And according to my research, it has Fletch’s son Mikey in it, who I happen to find really fucking annoying. (No offence to the actor, who I’m sure is a lovely kid, I just can’t stand the character.)

But alas, the presence of Henrik in this episode at all means it has to go into the rewatch (it doesn’t have to, really, but I can’t resist an episode with Henrik in it). At least it also has a fair bit of Zav from what I recall.

Edit 1: I kind of love Nicky’s phone alarm music.

Edit 2: Zav and Meena must have one of the most drastic height differences in a relationship ever lmao.

Edit 3: Abi I love you but don’t talk down to Donna!

Also, I’d forgotten just how many episodes Lofty’s grandma was in. You’d be forgiven for thinking she was in every episode of S20 at this point.

Edit 4: Fun fact none of you asked for: while we’ve been watching these episodes, my mom’s decided she really likes Meena.

Edit 5: The intersex patient is back, I see!

Edit 6: It’s amazing how quickly the lighting in this show got as dark as it did. I know I’ve said it before, but the lighting in series 20 is almost painfully bright at times! But series 21 onwards it started getting really dark really quickly.

Edit 7: Hahahahaha. Meena saying “Even Donna knew before me!” about Zav’s childhood modelling.

Edit 8: Lofty bringing his grandma grapes is inexplicably funny.

Also oh hey the annoying kid is here. Sigh. I feel really bad for hating a child character but Mikey just drives me mad.

Edit 9: Lofty’s grandma mentioning Carole! Reminds me of how much I miss Carole.

Also the way literally the only characters I care about to any significant amount in this episode are the Zav/Meena/Nicky trio. And Henrik too obviously but like, I’m 20 minutes into the episode now and he still hasn’t shown up.

Edit 10: Lmaooo Zav saying a patient’s “attitude leaves a lot to be desired” and the patient going “what about yours?”.

Edit 11: I do feel sorry for Zav though. All the teasing from the other staff.

Edit 12: I miss bland-but-nice Lofty.

Edit 13: Why oh why did they have to ruin Dofty?

Edit 14: SFSFSFSFSF NOT MY MOM DESCRIBING MIKEY AS “LIKE AN URCHIN FROM OLIVER TWIST”

Edit 15: Not the teenage patient wanting to move away for art school but not having told their dad. Reminds me of someone. Cough, cough.

Edit 16: Do you ever get reminded that Fletch canonically neglects his kids but didn’t get condemned as a bad parent, unlike just about every female character ever?

Also my mom made the most weirdly specific comparison about Mikey: “I bet this is what Shane Richie was like as a lad.” 😂

Edit 17: HENRIK!!! FINALLY

Edit 18: “Can I ask you a question?” “Yeah.” “Who’s your trusted friend?” *Henrik doesn’t respond* OOOOOHHHH there it is.

Also, Henrik saying someone once told him the secret to being a good surgeon is to keep all emotions in check. That tracks, because he kept saying the same thing to Sahira. Makes sense if he was reiterating it from somewhere - I bet he heard it from John lmao.

Edit 19: Okay maybe Mikey is actually kind of sweet on occasion.

Edit 20: Henrik and Zav scenes are such a gift. I love them both.

Also, Henrik being actually, literally TEXTBOOK autistic: “You asked me about trusted friends. I find them hard to find and even harder to keep, but I suppose that says more about me than anyone else.”

I’m not joking, this line of dialogue was literally just paraphrased from part of the DSM criteria for autism: ‘Deficits in developing, maintaining, and understanding relationships’.

Edit 21: That whole scene with Mikey and Abigail is cringe.

Zav helping Nicky is cute though.

Edit 22: Awww, Donna texting Dom on Lofty’s behalf!

Edit 23: Abi following the Holby CEO tradition of being really harsh to junior doctors.

Edit 24: There’s something really quite understated and sad in its own way about the scene where the patient who’s been being really rude to Zav all day is asked if there’s anyone Zav should call for him, and he doesn’t have an answer.

Edit 25: Nicky :(

Edit 26: Love Zav’s fashion sense.

Edit 27: Fletch has literally never had chemistry with a woman in his life.

Edit 28: I think Mikey’s whole “precocious kid” thing is supposed to be cute. It does not work though.

#gaskell rewatch liveblog

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roguecanoe · 3 years

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I’m so far loving book 5.

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zuzusexytiems · 3 years

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An Incomplete List of Jeanpiku/Fingerstein Headcanons bc I'm multishipper trash 🥺👉👈

(I borrowed some of these from my own Jeanmarco headcanons I'm so sorry iufhusudi) (JEAN IS JUST A REALLY SHIPPABLE CHARACTER, OKAY. LIKE THAT'S NOT MY FAULT)

Jean is the neat freak between the two of them. Pieck would leave socks and old shirts lying all over the floor and she barely does the dishes unless she's asked. It drives Jean insane (He still loves her, though.)

Yeah, Jean may be canonically 6'2 as of season 4, and Pieck may be canonically 5 foot flat but you can bet that Jean is still the little spoon, height difference be damned

Jean sings in the shower. He's terrible at it, but it's still Pieck's favorite thing in the world.

Jean knows Pieck's measurements by heart. Whenever he'd have to go on a trip somewhere and he sees something he thinks Pieck might like, he'd automatically go up to the shopkeeper and ask: "Hey um, excuse me, do you have this dress in this size? It's for my wife, she'd love this."

Like. Holy shit just imagine him walking with some Super Serious Former Survey Corps Generals and they pass by a dress shop or a hat shop and Jean has to excuse himself because "Oh wait, I'm so sorry, could you hold on for one moment?" because you know he needs that yellow sundress for his wife uidshfjoisd

Jean kind of becomes infamous at work for being that One Dude Who's Obsessed With His Wife. They've heard of Pieck Finger of course, infamous war veteran and former Cart Titan, but all they know of her is that she has long, dark hair, so they always imagine some conventionally boring beautiful woman who's all prim and proper

So when they formally meet her for the first time, internally everyone is just like "????????????????????? This is it???????"

And Jean would just introduce Pieck like "Ladies and gentlemen, the most beautiful woman in the world: My wife."

And then Pieck does exactly this:

They wouldn't DARE say shit about her but whenever Jean's not around they'd be like, "man, he really loves her, though. Wish my wife/husband and I had something like that."

Jean isn't dumb, though. He knows Pieck isn't your typical head-over-heels boring conventionally sexy kind of woman, but that's exactly why he loves her.

(For the longest time and because he's really really dumb, Jean tried his damned hardest not to fall in love with Pieck because he used to be afraid of what people would say. He had a very stern talking to by Armin and Reiner after this. He gives in eventually and falls for her before he could even stop it).

Similarly at Pieck's place of work, everybody can barely believe that the Pieck Finger, who still crawls on floors and never brushes her hair, is married to the Former Commanding Officer of the Survey Corps, Jean Kirschtein

I would think people swoon over Jean in general (I mean come on, we've all seen him) and a lot of them always ask Pieck stuff like "omg so what is it like being married to the Commanding Officer?! He's sooo hot omg you're so lucky!!!"

And conversely Pieck would always be like "????????? wtf are you guys talking about he's the hugest dork I've ever met" (she's right)

Pieck is really attuned to Jean's moods. In their relationship, he's the more sensitive one, and Pieck can read him like the back of her hand. He gets into these spells some days, especially when he thinks about Marco, and Pieck knows this is when he needs his space, unless he asks. They've gotten better at communicating with each other over the years.

Pieck is the opposite: When she gets into one of her spells–especially when she thinks about the war, and especially when she thinks about Porco, Udo, Colt, and Zofia, she goes straight to Jean immediately and tells him she isn't okay. They spend the day together, Jean pampering her head to toe and just overall reassuring her that he's here, he isn't going anywhere, and that everything is going to be okay.

They aren't very into PDA in public, but they do always hold hands when they're out and about, like when they buy their weekly groceries in the market or whenever they have errands they need to run together

They get suuuuper touchy feely when they're around ppl they're comfortable with, though. Jean, Pieck, and the rest of the squad get together from time to time, maybe at least once a week, and they go out for drinks and or just chill at one of the 104th's houses. During these times, Jean and Pieck would be engaging in some small form of physical contact or another, even when they're talking to other people: Pieck would be sitting on Jean's lap and she'd be casually talking to Reiner until Jean gets a butt cramp. Or Jean would be sitting on a couch while Armin discusses work, and Pieck would just be standing behind him rubbing his shoulders absentmindedly.

Neither of them are aware that they do this until Reiner calls them out on it one day–when Pieck has her chin on Jean's head and her arms across his shoulders–"Oh my god guys, get a fucking room ijksdhfsd"

Pieck, genuinely confused: Uhhh...we're not doing anything?

Reiner: You're being gross with the whole *gestures to Pieck's chin on Jean's head*

Armin: ??? Annie and I do that all the time though, how come you never say anything when we do it?

Jean: Because Annie would beat him to a pulp and he prefers having his limbs still attached to him lmao

Annie: Don't mind Reiner he's just bitter af bc Historia's married.

Reiner: I hate all of you ihefiuskjdhfsj (he doesn't. He's a giant softie)

Pieck and Jean both snore like it's nobody's business. Whenever the squad goes out of town for a vacation and they need to rent a communal cottage or a villa, nobody ever gets any sleep because it always sounds like bloody murder even with the door closed

PIeck and Jean get married some time in their late twenties and have a baby boy named Marco.

^Yeah I know I've written about this already in one of my fics but it's canon okay

I also may or may not have written a little ficlet about how they fall in love here 🥺👉👈

FINGERSTEIN BRAINROT GO BRRRRRRRR

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couldyouspeakmyname · 3 years

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Hi! 💕 I hope I'm submitting this correctly but I'm assuming you write for the Shishigumi lions? If so, I'd like to request some sfw and nsfw headcanons for them dating a female herbivore and it's totally up to you which members you would like to write for (although Free and Agata are my favourites!)

You know I love the Shishigumi, a lot. So I went overboard. I offer my apologies.

I will say, since I usually put NSFW under cut, but due to length I put it all under cut, I do have a big warning for it as to not surprise y’all

There’s a lot I could write for them, but to keep it reasonable I kept it kinda short! Feel free to request more if you’d like!

I’m also not great at nsfw so I tried my best I hope you like it anyway

SFW

Ibuki (I love him and will never NOT include him in an ask about the Shishigumi)

Ibuki is probably the best one at dating an herbivore. He’s very gentle and conscientious of you as an animal and your limitations

That being said, he’s top tier respectful. He knows you may not be as physically strong as her is, but that doesn’t mean you’re not strong in your own way. He also likes the idea of protecting you.

Always walks side by side with you. He’s nervous about holding your hand, but he’d never say it. Do it for him.

Has eaten meat for YEARS and really struggles with that part of himself.

Doesn’t kiss you for a really long time, he’s inwardly terrified that he’s going to hurt you. You’d have to make the first move.

Keeps you away from his work. He doesn’t want you to get hurt.

He knows his world is dark, gritty, and that you shouldn’t be a part of it. He wants to send you away, but can’t. He thinks he’s selfish. You’ll need to reassure him this is what you want.

Herbivores can’t see in the dark, so he keeps lights on in key areas so you can see better.

Protective. If anyone gives you any trouble he’s quick to correct their behavior, he can be incredibly intimidating when he wants to be

Slouches so you’re around the same height. Give him a back/neck rub at the end of the day. It will make him feel better, and he liked being close to you

The kind of boyfriend that remembers all the major events in your relationships, including small ones.

Once he gets comfortable, he’s a snuggle bug in private. Cheek kisses, arm around your shoulders when you’re sitting, wrapping his arms around your waist when you’re standing.

Lions can’t purr, but if they COULD oh man, he’d never stop

Free

He’s famous for enjoying females, so the fact that he’s dating someone seriously that’s not a feline is really strange

You should have seen the expression on one of the more flirty female lions when he turned them down.

Everyone thinks he’s joking about dating you at first, when they see he’s actually serious the teasing dies down, but doesn’t stop (it’s at his expense don’t worry).

“Has hell frozen over? What’s someone like you doing with a guy like Free?”

He honestly doesn’t expect you guys to stay together for very long. He expects it to be a fling. Only it doesn’t stop. He doesn’t get tired of you or eat you....It’s weird but wonderful.

Has eaten meat for years, and has a hard time letting himself kiss on anywhere but on the cheek. Likes to throw his arm around you and hug you. So he does show affection, but keeps his mouth FAR AWAY from your throat.

Rests his head on top of yours

Calls you “Babe” a lot. He has a lot of other nicknames for you to. Some of the lions don’t even know your name, just that you’re dating Free.

Over. Protective. He knows the market, the animals in it and the animals who come to it. He is very prepared to shoot or maim anyone who tries anything. The fact he’s such a loose canon does help scare people off. Everyone knows who you’re dating and they make sure not to push it.

He likes to show you off. He’s that guy that carries a picture of you in his wallet. Anyone who asks about him dating someone and he’ll show you off.

“Sure she’s hot, but have you see the ass on my girlfriend?”

Likes to show off in front of you. Fights? Yes. Please watch him and root for him.

Tries to get you to get a tattoo, but will NOT get identical ones. He doesn’t want to jinx it. If you wanna have similar tattoos though, that’d be okay.

Dolph

A relationship with Dolph when you’re an herbivore is really low key. A lot of people don’t know you’re dating. He doesn’t want to put you in jeopardy

He’s pretty serious and it’s hard for him just to relax. He does relax when you’re alone and he knows you’re safe.

Likes to lay his head on your chest and listen to your heart beat

When you do go out together, you may have to initiate any hand holding. He plays it off, but he’s secretly happy

He smokes, and you may have to get on him for that if you don’t like it. It’d be very hard for him to quit

Will let you braid his mane, but wont keep it in if you go out

Supports your endeavors and does whatever he can to help. He may get a little to into it. You’ll say you wanna take a trip and he has everything planned out. It’s a blessing and a curse.

Likes how small your hands are in his

When he has a hard day, just hold him. He’s heavy and will lean into you, but he just needs the support

Has to relearn how to be himself, and you really help with that. He smiles more when he’s alone with you.

Has a really deep, gruff, morning voice

Agata

If lions could blush you bet he’d be constantly red. If you actually look close, the insides of his ears usually are

Loves holding your hand and hugs

Respects your boundaries. If Ibuki is the king of respect, Agata is the prince.

He’s still part of a dangerous organization in the black market, so when he’s working he’s all business. Only a few of the members know about you (just the inner circle).

Agata, like most of the others, is petrified to kiss you. He probably has the worst anxiety out of anyone else. He’s a meat eater, he’s eaten your kind of meat before. What if He accidently hurts you?

Texts you all the time.

The one you can be on the phone with for hours and not know it

Likes it when you run your fingers through his mane

He’s stronger than he looks, so he may just pick you up and carry you every now and again. He just likes to hold you, let him have this

Brings you flowers and your favorite snacks whenever you have a bad day

Stammers when he’s flustered.

Likes to bury his face in your neck

He has a hard time being who he is versus how he thinks he should be. The fact he can goof off and just enjoy life without the strain of being a lion is a blessing.

Probably says he loves you before you do. He does it when he’s half asleep on your lap. He falls asleep before he realized he said it, whoops.

You’d have to be the one to be aggressive in public. “Excuse me, he asked for no pickles” meme

Miguel

He’s pretty quiet in his group, so no one knows you’re dating

Miguel is really good at thinking his feelings and thoughts, but isn’t great at voicing them. He does a lot of little things to show affection. He brings you a warm drink on a cold day, has food for you when you wake up, holds you hand

He likes to try and see the best in everything, even if he knows how ugly the world is

His mane is maintained carefully. Once you get really serious, he may ask you to help him with it. It’s pretty intimate, and when you’re done he looks at you like you have stars in your eyes

He’s the force of protection you don’t even know is there. He’s probably saved your life like, eight times, and never let you know that he did

Sabu

If Miguel is quiet, Sabu is dead silent

No one knows anything about his personal life, let alone his dating life

They find out one day when the group is trying to make plans for a fun sort of day, and he turns them down because you two have a date. It becomes a secret mission for the group to find out who you are.

They don’t, Sabu is the oldest member and one of the most clever

A popular headcanon is that his face is really, REALLY messed up. I share that headcanon. The first time you kiss the scars on his face he chokes up

He goes all in. he’s yours as long as you’ll have him. He expects the same respect from you.

He’s eaten meat for a really long time, but he has more semblance of control being a smidge older than most of the other lions.

A bit pessimistic

Kisses you good morning and goodnight.

Cuddles on the couch. He’ll watch whatever you want to, but he has his preferences

Wears his face covering everywhere, you’ll need to remind him he can relax when you’re alone

. If you get out of somewhere like work or school late at night, he’s waiting for you to take you home.

So used to wearing a suit and tie, he doesn’t know how to do casual wear very well. He lets you pick most of his stuff out.

Jinma

He knows a lot about the black market, so he’s over protective from the get go. However, since he does know so much, he knows what connections to make to keep you safe.

Eats meat, and is self conscious that you’ll judge him for it. Please be nice to him

Kiss his eye with the spot, it makes him feel special

(Personal headcanon) His mane has never grown right, so he keeps it short. He’s kind of self conscious about it. A lions mane means a lot to male lions, he tries to keep it nice but...it’s nothing like some of the other Shishigumi’s manes. Pet it, run your fingers through it. Males don’t complimented enough. It’ll make him feel loved.

If you ever wanna go anywhere fancy, because of his connections and knowledge, you can basically go anywhere at any time...as long as it’s in the black market, but he may know a guy that knows a guy. If there’s something more legal you need, he checks in with his other gang members to see who knows who

Has a wicked good memory, remembers pretty much everything you’ve said

Dope

A gentleman. He will hold doors open for you, offer his arm and hand when you walk together, brings you flowers.

He, like all the Shishigumi, eats meat. He is self conscious about it an doesn’t want to scare you away. He will be upfront about it though. He wants honesty. he talks it out with you, and he will try and cut back but being part of the Shishigumi, and a meat addict, means it’s very hard for him to stop. He probably wont, not completely, but he tries not to do it around you.

He doesn’t brag he’s dating you, but if he’s asked he gets this really peaceful look on his face

If you ever take him shopping at any flea market or outdoor stalls, he will get you the best bargain. He’s also amazing at helping you with any work contracts, apartment contracts and anything else.

Likes it when you brush his mane, and lets you put it up for him before he goes out. He doesn’t let you do anything fancy, but says when you do it it somehow turns out better

Hino

Hino is very attractive. His looks are what brings jobs in, so he keeps the fact that you’re dating a secret for business.

Gives you extra affection in private because of it. Kisses, hugs, all that. His favorite is to kiss the back of your hand, he is kind of a romantic.

Don’t get him wrong, he’s still a lion. If he hears that an animal is giving you a hard time, he will take them down and look handsome AF doing it

Eats meat, and like all the other lions worries for your safety. He tends to eat before he sees you, but after a while of you dating he becomes more relaxed. He doesn’t eat in front of you though.

Spends a ton of time getting ready for the day, you may have to fight him for the bathroom

Compliments you a lot. He uses the basic one liners at his job with older, lonely, animals. So, he uses unique ones for you.

“I think the sun is jealous of your smile”

Totally lets your style his mane, and if you’re going out to somewhere not the black market, he’ll keep whatever style you give him. He’s confident and pulls anything off

Calls you Darling

Worst bedhead.

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Ibuki

It was almost impossible to get him in bed with you. He’s so worried and full of anxiety. Any mood you get in, you instantly gets ruined by him being worried he’ll eat you

You’re going to have to plan in advance and spend a lot of time talking about safety and safe words

Honestly? He does try and eat you the first time. Not intentionally and he stops himself, but to be fair to HIM as an herbivore...you almost let him

It kind of ruins the mood and you end up talking it out with him. He’s so ashamed he can’t look at you for a while.

Once time goes by, and you move pretty slow, but it’s worth it. Sex with Ibuki is amazing

Remember how Ibuki is really diligent about your limitations and you as an herbivore? Pays OFF when he’s with you

He’s all about foreplay and making sure you are ready and prepared before he does anything. Ibuki has big dick energy. He doesn’t brag but is blessed. But he knows that with you being smaller than him, he’s not down to hurt you with it

He starts keeping his nails short for you. The other guys may try and tease him for it, but Ibuki gets defensive over you and so it’s short lived.

His voice drops when he’s in the mood, and he borderline growls. You’ve been teasing him all day, you really should make it up to him

Surprisingly good at dirty talk, it kind of comes naturally to him and neither of you know why

Loves your thighs, and his whiskers tickle.

He has big hands, and when you’re alone he may saunter up behind you and run them down your sides slowly, kissing your check and down your neck.

Best at aftercare, no matter how tired he is, he will take care of you

Free

Is more concerned than he lets on. He tries to pretend he’s all confidence, but he has a pretty hard time getting to the point of actually having sex with you. He actually start actively avoiding it. He blue balls himself. Someone help him.

He’s used to doing what comes natural, and what if what comes natural means hurting you? He’d rather not.

When you do finally try and have sex, he doesn’t kill you...but he does bite you. You need stitches, and he has even more of a complex (tell him he just gave you a cool tattoo or something)

He may actively avoid you or being near you. It’s a set back. He’s not like Ibuki who can talk it out, he’s supposed to be a lion, not a scaredy cat.

You have to put your foot down. You’re dating a bad ass mafia lion, not some nervous school boy. Remind him about how much you care about him and how much you want him.

The second time goes better, but he’s a LOT more careful. he does maim a few pillows, claws the mattress. Their sacrifice is appreciated. (you two become famous for ruining and destroying beds. The other guys are both impressed and disgusted. Free has no shame)

Trims his claws so he can use them the next time. He’s learning.

This male is a womanizer, but he’s not great at doing things that females would stay for? It’s more of a hit-it-and go. He knows some tricks but...not a lot.

Tries his best though. Loves to dig his hands in your hips. Leaves bruises. One time he got hammered and asked Ibuki for advice. Ibuki was helpful, but needed therapy afterwards.

Rough sex 90% of the time (that other 10 is passionate sex that lasts hours, it’s pretty impressive)

Once you guys get comfortable, hope you’re okay with bite marks and kiss marks. You’d have to wear winter clothing 24/7 to hide them all. He’s VERY proud of you being his female, he doesn’t want any other male getting ideas

Turns him on if you take control. Most things you do turns him on. He’s near insatiable. You could roll out of bed, eyes still squinty, mascara from last night all over, and he’s like..man, that’s hot. Hope you’re okay with having sex in weird places, he’s going to ask.

Not great at aftercare, but BOY can he snuggle. If you’re able to walk afterwards, you wont be able to. Clingy.

Dolph

Wants it to happen organically, but when it finally does, he catches himself.

He’s looking at you under him, how your eyes sparkle and shine, and how vulnerable you are...And the idea that he could rip out your throat comes to mind and it terrifies him. He practically throws himself off you

You have to reassure him and talk to him.

Dolph is careful with you the first time, and while he doesn’t bite you, he does dig his claws in a little to much. They may or may not scar. He feels bad, but he’s so in the moment he can’t help it

May drool a little. Don’t tease him until later.

He doesn’t stop until you’re satisfied. It’s a promise. You will NOT be able to walk the next day. He’s going to make the claw marks up to you if it kills you and wakes everyone in ear shot.

Out of all of the lions, you’re safest with Dolph. He’s ”the serious one”, which makes him practical and knowing. He actually does research and goes online to inform himself.

Love bites. He doesn’t break skin, so you’re safe there.

Loves it when you try and claw him. You can’t do a lot, as an herbivore, but the fact your instincts try and make you...really gets him going.

Casual at aftercare. Better than average but nothing near Ibuki or Agata.

Not a sex maniac, and with work, it’s not high on his priority list. He’ll make up for it though ;)

Agata

Likes to pretend it’s not something he’s interested in, but he is. He just doesn’t want to pressure you, or scare you. Dating a lion is one thing, being fully exposed is another and he knows it.

He thinks about it a lot, but doesn’t act on it. You probably will have to take the lead. Agata gets way to in his head.

The sweetest kisser ever, but when he’s heated they’re like fire. Biting your lip, you face carefully with his claws just teetering on the edge of digging in. He loves kissing you, doesn’t matter where.

Kissing will lead to other things if you don’t stop him, but do you really want to?

Likes to pull you close, and the more heated he gets the more likely he’s going to grind on you without realizing he’s doing it

Totally whines if you stop kissing him.

Younger than the rest of the Shishigumi, and is more prone to using his instincts. He eats meat and is afraid of hurting you, but his desire to fuck your brains out is far greater than the instinct to eat you

He does end up biting you, and uses his claws. The damage he does isn’t serious, but he still fuses over you when its over.

Takes a while to let himself near you like that again. He beats himself up. You may have to prove to him you’re tougher than you look.

When you try again, he makes up for his shortcomings. You’re not sleeping tonight, call in sick to work tomorrow.

You may have to ask him to slow down. He intends to go all night, you may have to curb his enthusiasm. Don’t forget to take breaks for water so you don’t pass out.

Wont stop until you’re satisfied. Doesn’t matter how tired he is.

Sweet nothings in your ear non stop...between the moaning. He’s surprisingly vocal

Talk to him too. Part of the reason he cares so much about you is because you see him for who he is, not his status as a lion.

Since he doesn’t plan having sex with you, and just lets it happen naturally, he always has things in his room for you. Just in case. Please don’t tease him about it, the other lions do that enough.

Is totally the kind of guy to help you bathe afterwards if you want.

One of the biggest snugglebugs

Miguel

Miguel is worried about having sex with you, but no one knows it but him.

He’s the brawn of the group, and is strong as hell. He may end up trying to show off and you may end up in positions when you have to totally vulnerable (if it makes you uncomfortable, he’ll adjust. Just talk to him)

Muscles for days. The lion is made of stone, but has surprisingly soft touches. He knows his body and knows how to use it

He’s never had sex with an herbivore, he’s thought about it, but having sex with something he may eat later didn’t sit well with him. You are a different story. He’s thought about it a little to much

First time he has sex with you he claws you, and they’re pretty deep. You end up getting stitches. Unlike a lot of the other lions though, he doesn’t avoid you afterwards. He’s there when you get stitches, intimidating the doctor (who has a small heart attack every time Miguel moves)

Apologizes but isn’t afraid to try again. He trims his claws this time, you should really tell him the other things his fingers could be used for outside clawing your back.

Do not mess with his mane or pull it, he’ll get grumpy.

Loves your chest and carefully uses his tongue. Doesn’t matter what size they are, he’s a fan.

Not very vocal, but likes it when you are.

Sabu

Sabu is older and more controlled, so you’re pretty safe with him.

He doesn’t seem like he’s interested in it, and since he doesn’t talk much, him bringing it up comes out of no where.

“Wanna have sex?”

Just out of no where. He doesn’t talk much so he doesn’t beat around the bush. You were just scrolling on your phone, and you nearly drop it.

He doesn’t hurt you when you have sex, not even by accident, but the couch you were on gets shredded. It looks like an animal twice his size attacked it.

Runs his hands over your body, he can’t stop touching you.

Kiss his scars, it sooths him, and he’ll pay you back

Loves your neck, but is careful not to leave any marks (you have no idea how he doesn’t, it’s like magic)

He doesn’t care if you leave kiss marks on him

No great with aftercare, but will make sure you’re okay and kisses your cheeks and on top of your head

Jinma

Disaster. He doesn’t mean to be, he just is

He wants it to be perfect, but while he knows everything about the black market, he doesn’t know much about having sex with an herbivore. He never really though of it, and now that he is...help him. He knows rumors of herbivore and carnivore relationships that have gone wrong so...he kind of freezes up. That, and he hasn’t been in a lot of long term relationships.

While the others do their research, Jinma goes way to into it and becomes a bit overwhelmed, but hides it.

You end up having to take control. For someone who knows the black market like the back of his hand, Jinma is the student and you are the teacher. You’re an herbivore, and you’re going to show him just how much you know (you are the captain now)

He bites you, and he does break the skin, but he just closes his mouth and allows you to decide if you wanna continue or stop

He starts keeping a med kit in his room just in case.

He gets better, the more he learn and the more serious he is with you. Soon he’s compiling a book of knowledge on you.. He knows where to touch to make your toes curl, what to say, and your weak spots

He takes everything he learns and uses it against you one night. He’s a fast learner.

Dope

Part of negotiations is to know what a person wants and what they will go through to get it. So, when you bring it up, the look in your eyes is all it takes for him to know he needs to take you serious.

Usually his kisses are quick and satisfying, but once he actually starts to seriously kiss you its like it’s the last time he’s going to do it.

Likes to have you in his lap. Seeing your face is important to him. Every movement and actions of your body paints a picture of what you want.

Third best at foreplay, what drags him down is he watches you to the point that he forgets what he’s doing

When you first have sex, he ends up clawing your hips and biting your lip to hard. You lip bleeds a little and his nails break the skin. He’s a little worried, but if you don’t tell him to stop he’ll get permission to keep going.

Ends up also biting you, but nothing to terrible or life altering.

He loves watching you, body language tells a person a lot about someone, so no matter where or how, he likes seeing your face.

Afterwards, he makes sure you’re okay, and comfortable, He does the basics, but doesn’t go overboard

May leave a kiss mark or two, but it’s accidental. He doesn’t want to embarrass you (even if seeing you with kiss marks makes the animal in him deeply satisfied)

Hino

Hino knows a females body like no other. He’s not exactly promiscuous, but he likes being satisfied

Since dating you, he hasn’t been with any other females, he’s very needy. He’s not as bad as Free, but he’s getting there.

You have no idea how he seduces you every time, one moment you’re making tea, the next, you’re on the kitchen counter

The first time you try and have sex with him, he claws you way to hard and you end up having to get stitches and fixed up. He feels awful and can’t look you in the eye. He swears he will NEVER do it again

He never does, he keeps to his word

Unlike some of the other lions, the fact he hurt you doesn’t keep him away. He feels bad, but now he’s going to try twice as hard to make sure every time he has sex with you is amazing.

Wont stop until you’re satisfied, and just seems to naturally know your body and what you like.

While he’s composed in public, you get to see a little wild in his eyes when he fucks you. He has this low growl that rumbles through his chest that you feel deep in your body the tighter he holds you

Probably has had sex with you on most surfaces in your home.

Above average at aftercare. He tries, but having more one night stands than not hasn’t equipped him for great aftercare. He learns though.

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