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So, you know that new theory that Azi was controlling the Bentley at the end of S2E6? And that he made the Bentley play the song?
If it's true, it means something very heartbreaking, see:
Nightingales are associated with mutual love, it's said that if you're confessing and you hear the song of a nightingale outside, it's because the person you're confessing to feels the same.
Crowley confesses and not only do no birds sing, but Azi remains firm on his decision of going to Heaven, so, of course, Crowley interprets this as 'he doesn't love me back.'
But when Crowley is watching him leave, either for safety or to see if he'd change his mind (Book says Crowley is optimistic, after all), Azi can't walk up to him or say anything, since Metatron is there, so he does one last thing before he departs. He plays the song on the Bentley.
When Crowley enters the Bentley and hears it, it's truthfully Azi telling him directly, 'I do love you back, I do feel the same.'
But of course, Crowley turns off the song.
Since, to him, 'If you truly did, you wouldn't have left me.'
Good morning
edit 9/9: someone pointed out on twitter that there's a tulip growing from one of the plants and im losing my mind.
#hissing around#good omens tv#good omens#go2#gomens#gomens 2#good omens 2#good omens season 2#good omens season two#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#good omens s2#good omens spoilers
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since layer 7 dropped you can send literally any enemy to go kill something wicked repeatedly & v2 being the one to do that is just really funny to me
#ultrakill#something wicked#v1#v2#its gonna fucking KILL YOU!!!!#it literally circles around them like it does v1 and its really funny to me. like Really funny#you can hear something wicked start hissing as v2 hunts it down#literally almost got me when i was camping out in the terminal room but v2 saved me.........#very fun to mess with#minos was funnier but much worse#couldnt even figure out where they went i could just hear him going DIE and slamming into the ground before something wicked started making#-noises again and teleporting#i stand by something wicked being the ONLY thing v1 is afraid of#because me too. honestly#gen art
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Okay, but give me a battinson who's utterly gone on Clark Kent, but for some unknown reason to anyone else, has a great distaste towards Superman.
And Clark KNOWS it isn't the all powerful alien thing. He's seen Bruce let J'onn ruffle his hair, pick him up randomly, and share wordless conversations telepathically.
It seems to be Superman specifically, and it confuses him big time (and maybe, perhaps, perchance, he IS a bit jealous)
So, when they have lunch as Clark and Bruce, Clark straight up asks,
" Why do you dislike Superman so much? You're avoiding and ignoring m- him all the time. He told me. He looked pretty dang sad about it."
And then, to his delighted surprised, Bruce blushes a brilliant red, looks away, scowl deeper than ever. He's lucky to have super hearing, or the next words would go unnoticed.
"...Handsome."
" What?"
"He's handsome. It's annoying."
#bruce hates superman cause everytime they talk he awakens bruces inner bottom by just standing there. he gives bruce feelings.#do you know what that does to a person?#bruce who hisses and claws at superman when hes being saved before begrudgingly clinging and sinking into him#and who lets clark manhandle him around. then cries abt it to selina and harley bc he doesn't want to be a two timer#but how is he supposed to CHOOSE?! its so hard#bruce wayne#dc#batman#the batman#battinson#superman#clark kent#superbat#text#text post#bruce x clark
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The Amazing Adventures of Timothy Drake and Little Baby Man Danny. AKA two feral raccoons loose in Gotham.
Guys.
Something stirred in my head.
Imagine
TINY! (A little bit feral) Tim, whose been taking pics of our Bat and Bird finds... drum roll please.
Little baby man Danny. Who jumped Tim for the Batbruger the kid had for a late night snack (look baby man Danny was hungry, he hadnt eaten in days at that point)
Imagine the chaos those two would get into.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#tim drake#little baby man#little baby man Danny#feral tim drake#meets feral baby man Danny#Tim is upset with the loss of his food but hears baby man purr in thanks and they vibe#feral engry together#Danny curls around his neck and hisses at danger when it gets to close to Tim#they do eventually get caught by the bat and birds though due to Danny attacking a rogue that got too close to catching Tim#they book it and Danny uses his powers to play hide and seek against the Bat and birds
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We watched a bug find and eat an apple slice in bug class today. People cheered when it started eating.
#one group yelled aw! when it started eating#they passed some around in petri dishes so we could look at their mouth parts#one girl took it out (she was allowed to) and it hissed at her and than ran up her sleeve#hissing cockroach#bug#insect#bugs#insects
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how to explain your relationship's gay dumpster origin story to the child you ended up with as a result GO
Hypothetical chaggie child: “Mom, how did you meet mommy?”
Charlie: *remembers flirtatiously fixing her hair after bandaging a strange woman’s gouged out eye socket as said women sat in an alleyway half dead and smiling up at her*
Charlie: “….Uhhhhh…your mommy was kinda…”
Vaggie: “Mom found me in the trash and took me home, baby.”
Charlie: “You weren’t really IN the trash! Just, trash dumpster adjacent?”
HCC: “Oh.”
HCC: “So I have a wife too, then.”
Charlie: “You have a what.”
HCC: “I found Miss Whisker Sins getting into the trash again yesterday… um, doesn’t that mean I’m married to a rat? Like you and mommy?”
Charlie: “OH THE RAT OH FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT- HOLY SH- Oof!”
Vaggie: “No baby you’re not married to the rat. You can marry anyone you want, or no one. Whatever makes you happy, ‘kay?”
Charlie: “Yes! That.”
HCC: “Okay.”
HCC: “…”
HCC: “What if I wanna marry the rat.”
Vaggie: “I’ll get the dress-up box.”
Charlie: “I’ll round up the uncles and aunts!!!”
HCC: "That might be bad."
Charlie: "Why would it ever be bad? They all love spending time with you!"
HCC: "But uncle Husky's part cat." (sadly) "If he's mean to my new rat wife, I'll have to kill him."
Vaggie: "I'll help."
Charlie: "Vaggie."
Vaggie: "Him. I'll help him not be mean to the r- to your new beautiful rat wife."
HCC: “And mom has to promise not to cry. It’s embarrassing.”
Charlie: “I won’t I won’t~!”
HCC: “Promise?”
Charlie: “Aww angel wings, I PROMISE I won’t cry. Be right back!”
HCC: “…Mommy, make sure she doesn’t cry TOO loudly, okay?”
Vaggie: “No promises, sweetheart.”
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#husk hazbin hotel#oc kid stand in#incorrect quotes#had a vision of “uncle” husk suffering through getting called “husky”#even though HaLF of his entire being is /hissing/#at being nick-named after a DOG#....just had another vision of the hypothetical chaggie child taking after granddad on the shape shifting#and turning into a DUCKLING whenever lucifer's around#this hypothetical child is very versatile#im impressed
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spamming posts sorryy
but yea I didn't know what to draw in all the things I had planned to do so I drew something else entirely instead. Was a bit tired of rendering stuff after the vocaloid art but I feel that if I stop drawing for too long I'll magically become bad at it so here you go, more scribbles
The "biting everyone" guys but in earth and water noodle form
Aak tried to bite back but Floyd is too slippery in that form, and eating slime is not that fun either.. He lost that round
#twisted wonderland#floyd leech#twst floyd#twst oc#aak hiss#always thinking that he'd casually say “gimme aak hiss” as a joke and fuckin bite the person he is talking to with no warning#biting contest around the campus who will bite more people in the span of an hour and if you get caught by staff you loose#extra points if you can bite the unbiteables like rook for example#ofc some students are spared but not that many
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i just finished dark heir
#me foaming at the mouth during the last chapters: HE IS! FUCKING! SAVING YOU!#i am huddled around will kempen hissing like a mama cat none of these fuckers are allowed to look at him#dark rise#okay but like. cyrian at literally every moment in the book you see will anticipating things and making connections#that you never make. doing things like a leader & being fucking smart and strategic. and your dumb ass really thought.#hm. must mean i shouldnt listen to him about the magic staff that can literally stop the end of the world. must be evil.#me: [screams into the abyss]#i know i cant expect characters to react like readers and they DID all react like i knew they would but god it was so infuriating!!!!!#and heart breaking! god!!!! god!!!!! will reliving his mother's initial betrayal over and over and OVER again#and thinking about all the little moments we get where the novel tells us: if these 'evil' characters had just been accepted#instead of tossed aside maybe they wouldnt have fallen. if they had been protected instead of killed maybe they would have#become protectors instead of killers. maybe if will's mom hadn't tried to butcher him for the sin of his own birth#he wouldn't have been so scared to tell people he lied to them.#anyway im not normal about will kempen and if book 3 doesnt give me his friends fucking accepting him i'll kill someone#me looking directly at visander: i dont care how charming you are i'll murder your ass about it#i read this book in like 5 hrs im being very normal about it
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The Wayne doll house
Have some haunted doll au, since it's been bubbling away in my mind.
The bat cave is large and sprawling, many layers and tunnels and hollowed out cracks in the walls. It takes many years to fully reinforce to prevent stray kids from tripping into stagnant waters or fall down crags as he once did. The doll cave, as it becomes known, is in one of the deepest, darkest corners, one where the lights of the furnished caverns above don't reach.
It's one late night sitting at the computer when it suddenly occurs to Bruce that his first encounter with a doll was at the well entrance, many levels above.
There was nothing there when he went back.
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The justice league stared at the subaru. The subaru, having no eyes, did not stare back.
The seven of them had just finished a very long, arduous mission, and narrowly escaped government censure after the base they'd been raiding had turned out to belong to some corrupt official. With the alert up, they couldn't escape through city airspace, or even in their hero suits.
So civilian it was.
Batman had hotwired some bloke's car while the rest of them ducked into alleys and shop bathrooms, but the problem remained. There was seven of them. And five seats.
"I can shift into something more suitable for being carried," suggested j'onn, "but I believe one of us might have to hide."
"Foot well?" Hal tried, and everyone looked around at the tall, bulky, broad heroes.
"Think they'd have to go in the boot," Barry finally said. Everyone immediately turned to him. "No."
Batman spoke up before the discussion could devolve.
"I think.... I would be best for that."
The team stared.
"Batsy?"
Having no lungs meant he could not drag in the tired sigh he wished, but whatever force allowed this body to talk was capable of approximating something suitably resigned.
"As I am, I am... incapable of fully passing as human. It would be best if I remained out of sight."
"So just? Go change? I swear we won't be weird about whoever you are under the mask. Even if you're like, bald."
"Thank you, Wally, but I'm afraid I'm being serious." Reaching for the mask in broad daylight was unpleasant, but the glue and wires held as he gave it a few thorough tugs. "It doesn't detach."
Everyone stared. Clark reached out as if he wanted to check, but withdrew.
"Do you even have a civilian identity??" Oliver eventually asked. "Because at this point I'm genuinely not sure."
Wayne Enterprises and Queen Industries had a meeting that same evening. "Hn."
"Can we go back to the 'incapable of passing as human' part?!"
"We can discuss it in the car," he snapped, stalking past Barry and popping the boot. "In case you haven't forgotten, we're on a time limit."
For once, that seemed to encourage them, and batman, with great dignity, folded his joints and cape into the small space, ignoring Hal's mutter of 'what kind of contortionist -' as he slammed the lid. With a little shuffling he managed to activate his comms.
"I will inform the watchtower of our delay."
"Batman, they're tapping all outgoing signals, you can't -"
"It won't trigger," he interrupted, before he twisted his consciousness and sent it spiralling across the country.
Bruce awoke with a groan, stretching his limbs and taking a moment to marinate in his annoyance before he reached for the comm and voice modulator on the beside table.
"Batman to watchtower, we've encountered delays. If the Texan state government calls we haven't entered the state in six weeks. Batman out."
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"Alien?"
"No."
"Reanimated corpse?"
"No."
"Uh... Demon?"
"Hm. No."
"You're not just a meta human, are you?"
"No."
"Vampire?"
"No."
"Robot??"
"No."
"Batsy, please, someone's got to win the bet eventually. How do we even know you're not lying?!"
"You don't," Batman said, not looking up from his paperwork and Flash groaned, letting his sticky notes fall to the floor as he buried his head in his arms.
"One day," he bemoaned to the keyboard, "one day we'll figure it out."
"Until then please keep your eyes on the monitors."
Flash groaned again.
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Robin ducked under superman's arm as he scuttled down the corridor, laden with the night's haul of snacks. The real problem wasn't getting them - stopping league members from raiding the kitchen would be extremely counterproductive - but keeping them until he could return home to his human body to eat them. Batman had started searching him each time they left and it was really cutting into his daily sugar intake. Unfair! Just because he didn't actually use energy to stay up my night to fight crime, it felt like he did!!
'Oh, you're broken, Robin, oh, don't go out until the glue has fully set, Robin' his arm was fine! It wasn't like there was much crime to be fought on the watchtower anyway! At least not physically.
So he was pretty pleased with himself until he went to set the snacks down and found that the tar like glue they used had soaked through the sleeve and gotten all over his chocolates.
With his other hand, he tried to pry them off, wincing as the wrappers tore and stuck. He tried to shake it, ignoring the way his elbow rattled in the joint.
"Come on, come on - aw, cheezits."
The arm fell off. Robin stared despondently at the limb, surrounded by torn wrappers and dripping black glue where it connected to the elbow. The sour stink of formaldehyde filled the air.
He was going to be in such trouble with Bruce.
The click of the door jerked his head up.
Flash stood in the doorway, wide eyed. Robin stared back.
Flash screamed.
Oh yeah @dehydratedmockingbird have a thing
#batman#Possessed doll au#bruce wayne#justice league#cryptid batman#Cryptid batfam#Didn't fit in there but I wanted to include that every bat member has a mask that covers their mouth#They've all got nutcracker jaws#I don't know the technical name but you know the ones where only a block moves for the mouth and the cheeks don't?#Super creepy on a life size thing I'd imagine#So if their mouth guard or mask gets ruined guess who's having nightmares that night!#Normally cryptid batfam go to great lengths to Look Inhuman and these guys still do it's just easier to not get joints jammed if you cover#Them up. Doesn't mean they haven't pavloved the whole criminal underground into terror at the sound of wooden clacking#They can turn ALL their joints 360 and it terrifies the average goon when you try to sneak behind a bat and it just swivels around to lock#With you. They grapple by shooting their hands out (so they can't lose their grapples) and it doesn't look nice. Yes they use it to#High five from across rooftops or grab things. Punch people in the face from the rafters. (pie the joker)#Their outfits look painted on (they mostly are). Ears swivel. They each have gliding wings installed in their backs after a scare with ivy#Clark was too polite to ask about the rattling and hissing noises he made until one day he was scouting with xray vision glanced over#And nearly screamed XD#long post#long tags
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I am actually furious, Oliver was so proud of the episode, and people were shitty enough about it that he removed everything he'd posted about it. Get some fucking help, leave the actors and people involved with making the show alone, and stop watching if the only thing you can do is spread misery!
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OKAY RANDOM CUTE BOWUIGI THOUGHT
I've seen lots of art of bowser giving Luigi pirahna plant bouquets very dangerous very spicy there bowser considering how nippy those pirahna can be
BUT WHAT IF
Bowser gives Luigi a bouquet/flower plant pot and the pirahnas spring to life absolutely just covering Luigi in kisses just mwamwamwamwamwa because Bowser specially raised/grew/trained them to be non hostile and affectionate which leads to overly affectionate kissy plants and Bowser going "HEY" cause that's HIM boyfriend!! Too many kisses!! Tone it down! You were meant to only make one kissy sound each! Getting very upset with his trained plants because urg too affectionate go away I wanna smooch Luigi now.
So now Luigi owns this affectionate pirhanna plant which is essentially just puppy hardwiring in plant body, they wiggle their leaves vigorously and waggle their whole stems when they see him coming like excitable puppies ready to play and the worst they'll ever so is chew on his fingers sometimes and aw his plant.
#RAARAHRAA#Bowuigi#Pirahna plants#Bowser#Luigi#Bowser is a romantic specially creating plants to not harm bf#But then the plants love Luigi too much because Bowser loves him so much#And now bowser is pouty XD#Think like the dragon snappers from coraline that's kind of an inspiration how they're alive on the vase eating food scraps#But kissy kissy Luigi#I think Luigi should have a pirahna plant pet#Luigi just collecting dogs#Polterpup pirhanna dogplant ect#Starts hopping around in its plant pot going thunk thunk thunk if left alone tryna find Luigi#Bowser like did too good a job XD#Luigi thinks it's adorable probably#Especially cause oh they're...harmless? And realising they're kind of really cute up close#But also for the fun's pirahna puplant (yes that's their name now) actually has a mouth full of fucking teeth#Just so if Luigi is out with his plant and he's threatened by an enemy maybe a wild pirhanna plant pirahna puplant just goes feral#Just Hissing snarling screeching screaming roaring in a terrifying manner it's mouth opening shockingly wide and outwards#Showing rows of teeth that it threats with openly with enough hostility and sound it probably scares off any threat#I just love the harmless thing has a giant fuck off proportionally wrong too big for itself sharp mouth of death#It's a fun trope
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Okay. I need to ramble.
Crowley's entire existence revolves around the apple, it's an event that's in constant repetition. Let me explain:
To humanity, he only had to give them the apple once. With humanity, neither the two hesitated: Crowley says it out loud, he doesn't get what's wrong with knowing the difference between good and evil (even though personally I don't interpret that as being the only thing the apple is about), so he didn't hesitate in creating the original sin, because he either didn't think it was a big deal, or because he thought it was important that humans gained that Knowledge and formed their own opinions and thoughts on the universe rather than being eternally naive, or both. And the humans didn't hesitate to grasp that knowledge either, because... Well, we're humans, you and I. I think we can probably relate.
So as soon as he climbed that wall of Eden he was done, but just with humanity. When he re-encountered Aziraphale, the apple event started to repeat itself again. Over and over, throughout their entire 6000 years of being together, Crowley tried giving Aziraphale the apple, but differently from humanity, Aziraphale hesitated every single time and only took small pieces.
Over and over, Crowley voices his thoughts on God's plan and God Herself. "You can't kill children! [...] But that's something one'd expect my side to do..." He also voices his thoughts on Heaven and Hell's way of working, especially the way they treat humans. "Our administrations don't care how things are done, they just want them done." "That only works if you start everyone off equal. You can't start someone off like that and expect them to do as well as someone born in a castle."
All of this is Crowley offering Aziraphale the apple. The apple is knowledge, it's the knowledge that you aren't the good guys. you are flawed. you are corrupt. they are brainwashing you. you're just a tool for them to meet their own goals. they don't care about you nor humanity, just keeping the status quo.
He's tempting him, constantly, with the knowledge, for him to finally realize the truth, and sometimes it works. The Beginning, The Deluge, A Companion to Owls, The Ressurectionist and Armageddon were all attempts Crowley made for Aziraphale to finally eat the apple. In The Beginning and in The Deluge it doesn't do much. You can see the doubt in his eyes and his voice, how he doesn't approve of what God wants to do but can't say it nor do anything about it.
In A Companion to Owls, it's the first time he lies without lying by omission, instead directly lying to Gabriel. He looks at Crowley before he does it. He looks at Crowley, because they share empathy for humanity, for Job's children they refused to let die.
He looks at Crowley, and Crowley offers him a slice of the apple. And he bit it.
In The Ressurectionist, it's not about Aziraphale going against his staff, it's him questioning the morals he was taught by Heaven. It isn't much in comparison... But you can see he regrets what he did and chooses to help Elspeth. The one who rebels is Crowley, who prevents her from dying and going to Hell, and it's implied he's tortured because of it (next flashback is him asking for Holy Water).
In this case, Crowley simply led him to the apple. Humanity offered it. He took another bite.
In Armageddon, Crowley offers him the apple, saying that they can't just let the world end while watching it. Aziraphale hesitates, then bites it, agreeing to help raise Warlock. They realize they got the wrong boy and Crowley wants to give up, but Aziraphale doesn't give up, instead continues his search. Crowley offers him the apple, saying they need to kill the antichrist somehow, saying he won't do it because of his own morals while Aziraphale says he won't do it because of Heaven's reputation: he refuses to bite it. But only this time. After their two breakups, he's hopeful, he thinks he can fix things, he talks to Metatron. His hope vanishes.
He bites the apple, at last. It's why he doesn't hesitate trying to shoot Adam while he's in Tracy's body. It's why he tries to defend Adam saying Heaven and Hell might be going against the Ineffable Plan. It's why he tells Crowley to do something when Satan is coming. It's why he and Crowley swap bodies in order to survive. He eats the apple, he has the knowledge, and he doesn't give it up.
He and Crowley always do what they think is right. I doubt I need to explain Season 2 in this post, do I? Entire season is Aziraphale evading Heaven and trying to find a solution to Gabriel's situation on his own. He bit the apple on the first episode before Crowley even showed up.
But then, why did Aziraphale give Adam and Eve the flaming sword if he didn't talk to Crowley beforehand? Wasn't that his own idea?
Well. Before the Beginning, I truly feel like that conversation about how the nebula will have to be shut down in 6000 years didn't just plant the seed of doubt on Crowley, it also did on Aziraphale. His was much tinier, quieter, he was still loyal to Heaven... Until he no longer could be. Until he saw an unarmed Adam and a pregnant Eve leaving the Garden to the outside world where everything was cold and deadly and out to get them. The seed of doubt tied its roots on Aziraphale's sympathy and kindness, for Crowley but, especially, for humanity. He's their guardian, after all. He couldn't just stand and watch.
Because, back then, in space, he had bit a tiny piece of the apple when Crowley, unintentionally, offered it to him. "You can't create an entire universe, run it for a couple thousand years, then stop!" He tasted it, even if just for a fraction, but then handed it away. "It's not up to us to make decisions for the Almighty." But the taste, the seed of doubt, was still there, lingering. So he gives away the flaming sword.
Their sympathy for humanity (and for each other; "I wouldn't want you to get in trouble!") is a trait they mutually share, and because they've both tasted the apple, they're willing to break their respective rules in order to stand for what they think is right. And we can see that Aziraphale's sympathy doesn't extend only to humans, he feels it for Gabriel when he says something terrible would happen if he didn't come to the bookshop.
But Crowley wasn't the first person in the universe to offer someone the apple, you see.
This is the ironic part.
You see, Crowley offered the apple to Aziraphale, then to humanity, then tried, for thousands of years, to make Aziraphale eat the rest of it. But do you know who made Crowley eat the apple himself? Do you know who made Crowley receive the knowledge? Do you know who made Crowley differentiate fair from unfair, good from evil, bad from good? Do you know who made Crowley decide to disagree, to form his own thoughts, to express his unsatisfaction with God's plan?
Aziraphale.
Aziraphale started it -- he stated a fact, a knowledge, that Crowley disagreed with and thought was unfair and a bad idea. Crowley's Fall began right then and there with him voicing his concerns and losing his faith.
Aziraphale stated where the apple was and Crowley willingly picked it up and ate it, and now, Crowley is in a constant loop of offering the apple to Aziraphale himself.
Crowley fell because he bit the apple before it was even called an apple. Aziraphale offered it to him without even knowing and now he's doomed to eat it too.
"I'm just a demon who goes along with Hell's plans as far as he can."
[...]
"You're just an angel who goes along with Heaven's plans as far as he can."
"But that sounds..." "Lonely? Yeah."
[...]
"We're on our side."
#hissing around#good omens tv#good omens#go2#gomens#gomens 2#good omens 2#good omens season 2#good omens season two#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#good omens s2#good omens spoilers
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y’ALL~!!
Here’s the original meme for all your meme needs 😎
#I COULDN'T RESIST#I THOUGHT I WAS SO FUNNY-#also sheriff of nottingham jumpscare I never draw him#happy pride!!#thank y'all for sticking around and keep being yourselves~#fenris art#robin hood#disney robin hood#prince john#sir hiss#The Sheriff Of Nottingham
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i will catboyify half light and you cant stop me
#its like a hissing cat to me#might make doodle pages for each skill we'll see#disco elysium#learing more about half light that its not just aggression but mostly centered around fear opened my eyes
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Steve’s got elfin blood. It’s boring. He’s good with plants and animals like him, but even ordinary humans can do that. His bloods not even thick enough to journey to the fae realm without getting a major skin burn from passing through the barrier. He always figured he’d end up with another elfling or maybe a human witch like his mom. In his wilder dreams he thought maybe some kind of nymph. Elves and nymphs get along well together and there’s a long history of cooperation between their clans. He never thought he’d end up with a shifter, and even if he had he’d never have thought even in his wildest dreams that it would be a dragon shifter.
Billy Hargrove is a dragon, and dragons are… they’re a lot. All of those stories about dragons razing cities, horeding treasure, and abducting helpless victims to stash them away in towers, they come from a place. Dragons are extremely powerful and when they go bad it’s bad for everybody. Even the good ones get away with shit just because there’s no easy way to stop something bigger than a house with impenetrable scales. Before Billy came to the academy Steve had never even met a dragon because they’re so preoccupied with accumulating power that they rarely leave the fae realm. Steve was crossing the quad headed for the astrology tower with Tommy when the sky above them darkened, a large shadow passing over the sun. One by one the heads of students and professors had looked up towards the sky to watch as the dragon had descended from the clouds and circled the castle mound, its huge wings churning up a furious wind with every stroke.
It had been difficult to tell with the sun in his eyes, but the dragon was blueish with scales that shimmered with hints of green and gold like the bottom of a stream in summertime. He’s gorgeous, Billy, in both shapes. It’s like he looked into the sun that afternoon and never got it out of his eye.
PART 2
#harringrove#elf!steve#dragon!billy#Been having thoughts about this#Billy has a big form and a little form#that’s how dragons get around the human realm without alerting others#they can be mushu sized lol#Billy’s way of courting Steve was less a courtship and more a hostile takeover#Steve would find Billy everywhere#in his clothes in his satchel in his bed just curled up and hissing like a pissed cat for being disturbed#He steals Steve’s things#nothing really valuable#the socks disappear first#then his shirts#when Steve’s underwear starts mysteriously disappearing he knows he’s not crazy and there’s a theif in the dormitory#And he doesn’t want to blame the resident dragon but come on!
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cursed (?) idea: eddie ends things with marisol and then HE'S the one to go on and have a sexy little fling of self-discovery with tommy while buck is the human personification of the 'this is fine' dog meme
oh this would be hilarious ngl
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