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8catsinatrenchcoat · 1 year
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rewatching the d.e.n.n.i.s. system and going feral over the fact mac is absolutely trying to d.e.n.n.i.s. dennis in the gang chokes by poisoning him to Demonstrate Value by making dennis sick so mac can nurse him back to health
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fluffycity · 3 months
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i am gay and plural! get fucked world! oh and transsexual! get fucked!
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 year
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Lavender Chamomile Tea Latte, with oat milk. Chamomile from my garden (inevitably died in the Phoenix heat). I like to add honey to sweeten it up a bit, but it’s fine without.
🌝😻✨
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kittencalypso · 1 year
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Hey babe- what if you played your nasty vr porn game on the couch and i gave you head to really help ✨immerse✨ you- jkjk...unless?
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sylvies-kablooie · 3 months
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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Must be a Sugondese joke.
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wizard-of-weed · 3 months
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just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it
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tizzymcwizzy · 1 year
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this is a poster i made for my call to action assignment in humanities! it's a bunch of basic and easy stretches for people who sit and work at a desk all day (me)
the idea is that you'd put the poster up above ur desk and do the stretches every 30 minutes or so,, the whole routine won't take more than about 6 minutes to complete and when done regularly it can prevent wrist, shoulder, neck and back pain! :)
all these stretches can be done while sitting (although i HIGHLY recommend you stand up and move around while taking a break from working)
you can get a free digital copy of this poster here on my gumroad!
and you can order a print/poster here from my inprnt!
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frostedpuffs · 6 months
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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cherrych4 · 9 days
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shhhh be quiet there's so much love in the world
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fiapple · 19 days
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visually well-off people, if you want your characters who need glasses to be realistic there is a very simple solution. all you have to do is have their glasses fog up whenever they have instant noodles.
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fluffycity · 5 months
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i shall make a poll about adhd.
and whether or not you're a morning person
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exquisitedeadpanda · 1 year
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Assam dikkum with oat milk. I also added cinnamon, nutmeg, and local honey to sweeten it a little. Delightful!
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alltears · 5 days
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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight
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addelaidesupreme · 2 months
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I'm watching a video essay about a game ive been interested in playing. The creator of the video, who has crossdressed multiple times, makes a "women arent funny" joke, and i suddenly realize ive never witnessed him acknowledge a woman in an uplifting way before.
I'm on a dating app for lgbt+ people. I've stated multiple times on my profile that i would rather lose an arm than recieve nudes without consent. I will be sent five dick pics for every 2 people i talk to that night.
I'm talking with my dad, who informs me he's been trying his best to learn about trans issues. He says the same things steven crowder brings up when trying to ridicule trans people. I gently but firmly correct my father and get told that ive been fed propaganda.
I'm on instagram, under the comments of a post ridiculing someone for being a misogynyst. Someone's left a comment saying "it must be hard being a woman on the internet" and i respond "it is." I will have every aspect of my appearance scrutinized as a reminder that no matter how well i pass, it will never be enough for someone with bad intentions.
I'm back on that dating app for lgbt+ people. I'm messaged by an attractive looking person, but i can see their partner prominently displayed in all but their main photo, oftentimes striking what im sure they thought was a very intimidating pose. Their bio says "looking for a third for our anniversary." I know that even if I did feel up to it, the gruff partner wouldnt approve of me because i don't pass.
I'm at a job interview for a clothing store. I tell the gracefully-dressed woman interviewing me that ever since i began my transition, i've discovered an interest in fashion, and that this job would allow me to dip my toes into the industry in a safe way. I'm told that i've reduced womanhood to a stereotype, and i can tell by her tone that i lost any chance at the job the minute she realized i was trans.
I'm at the same hospital i got facial feminization surgery in, trying to figure out what's wrong with my bowels. When the person behind the desk gives me a wristband with my patient info on it, i notice a single, lonely, letter M. I ask a nurse in private why it would say that despite me having changed it nearly a year prior. They say they have no clue, and bring in paperwork for me to fill out and have it re-changed again.
I'm living with my mom at the time. I'm new to transitioning, and decide to try my hand at voice training. It feels a bit off, but otherwise im feeling neutral toward the whole thing. I try speaking in this new voice to my mom and she laughs. Now, when people ask if i intend to voice train, i find speaking at all difficult for minutes after.
I didnt have some sort of grand message to convey by this. I just had a thought and then that thought spiralled into whatever the hell this became. Some, okay most, might call it complaining; they are right to do so.
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dragonpyre · 4 months
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If the Lazarus pit can restore lost limbs and bones and shit, would that mean it also restores wisdom teeth?
What I’m saying is, assuming Jason had his wisdom teeth out early (like I did), he’d have to get them out AGAIN before enacting his 5D chess revenge plan on Batman
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