among the best d20 moments of all time, i think
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no because this line paired with the straight face killed me but also reads like a teenager trying to hide their excitement over the prospect of sharing her space with 15 cats
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“Why can you not burn?”
“Because my girlfriend is a phoenix and sexually it would be a complication.”
God I love Fig
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emily screaming "that's my husband!" after murph said "you gotta honor the cock" makes them the most married couple ever in my opinion
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Emily's delight that her German Shepherding has worked and is infuriating her enemy is so cute.
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love when brennan says “give me an insight check with advantage” and what he means is “that thing you just said was spot on”
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What is up with the Teacher Evaluations. Like he was very insistent they all do them, and collected them. Those are coming back somehow right?
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thinking about legend lore and the bad kids!!!
brennan using the wikipedia analogy is very silly bc it means adaine’s just googling her friends
fig - an archdevil
adaine - the oracle
kristen - the former chosen one, a risen saint, and the killer/creator/reviver of several gods
fabian - son of bill seacaster
riz - reviver of n*ght yorb
gorgug - probably not searchable
suck on that anchovyflower clerickiller
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Murph: You gotta honor the cock *winces as he hears what he just said*
Emily: *so proud of him* That’s my HUSBAND, baby!
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I hope they cover the outcome of Fig’s incredible performance roll for “Dawn of Justice” next episode. I’m really curious what comes of that.
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