good lord there's penice

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

What is the funniest pokemon move

it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

I love how every elf we’ve met on Kei Lumennura has luscious, long hair down to their ankles.

Except Aelwyn.

Who, the moment she finally broke free from this cycle of intergenerational violence, gave herself a pixie cut in defiance of everyone and everything she once stood for.

i think jennette mccurdy deserves to be given a shotgun and power armor and to chase dan schneider through a maze and go doomguy on his ass and personally send him to hell

you bottle Miette??

Bunnies from the archive 🐇

Duck Swimming through Cherry Blossoms

i got bored and doodled a bunnies?

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

yurameshi replied to your post “rgr-pop replied to your post “I don’t mean to boast or anything, but…”

once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time

I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life

weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote

"oh yeah im just tired" ~ girl who is quickly unravelling at the seams and also just happens to be tired