the circus was in town that day 🤡

I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

living in an all girls roommates house DOES lead to yuri moments btw.

there have been times where two girls had been making out on my papasan chair and i said "hey watch me kill their entire team with the phlog real quick" and then i do and they tell me im fucking awesome.

sometimes i get kissed with tongue in response to giving someone an oreo.

isn't that cool?

Had a dream in your art style where I was hanging out with cub on the beach drinking soda. He was wearing his firework-stained lab coat and board shorts and also a neon pink floral patterned binder and he was trying to explain to me that it was theoretically possible to use the soda to construct a surfboard out of sand if we had access to a very specific voltage of electricity. I asked him why he kept drinking the soda then and he just started shoveling sand in his mouth rather than answering.

hi anon sorry for neglecting to answer this for a minute it was because i wanted to wait until i had time to sit down and actually draw this because it may have killed me i fear

so here's how hermitcraft's pet postal service is gonna go. grian sits down at his desk and starts handwriting a beautiful love letter to scar perfumed with flowers and the slightest hint of gunpowder. he signs it with a kiss. he laces the inside of the envelope with ricin. he licks the inside of the envelope to stick it shut immediately after this, but thankfully the poison doesn't kick in until he's already sent it in. etho picks it up the next day and puts it in his bag full of letters for scar, most of which are irs demands, and at the end of the week he throws them all into the river. the ricin leaks out and poisons the water supply. thankfully it's in such a small dose that everyone just gets a minor headache, except grian, who died two weeks ago, but everyone think's he's doing a prank and the rest of his neighbours hoisted his corpse up and throw golden apple cores at it to try and make him laugh and break character. i forgot where was i going with this sorry

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

Accidentally in love

Here is the secret to fandom:

Give zero fucks about what anyone else is doing.

Seriously.  I mean it.  Because inevitably you will love something that no one else loves.  Or you will love something that everyone loves and people will shit all over it because it’s “so trite and unimaginative and done.” Or you will love something that no one else has ever heard of.  Or you will love something dark and edgy and or obscure and people will roll their eyes and say, “What, do you want people to think you’re dark and edgy and obscure?”

Alternatively, you will not love the thing that everyone else loves, and you will wonder what precisely is wrong with you that the sight of that thing is aggravating the shit out of you now when the whole world sings its praises as one.

People will irritate you.  They’ll irritate you with headcanons that make no sense and misinterpretations of canon.  They will make the same jokes 500 times.  They will overwhelm your corner of fandom with something you either are tired of hearing about or don’t care about.  They will post art that isn’t theirs.  You will meet people who think you are the greatest person ever and bombard you with messages  only to wander off when they find someone new or shinier; you will meet people whom you admire and who do not really seem to notice you exist. 

So give zero fucks about it.  Seriously.  Like what you like, blacklist what you need to blacklist, and ignore everything else.  Be friends, play nice, enjoy it.  And in the meantime, just do you.  Like what you like, love what you love, and to hell with all the rest of it. 

slim shady is on his period

Empires 3 leak

guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“