listen y’all. . hobie laughs when he gets desperate, or when you’re making him feel so good even his witty brain can’t think past go. maybe you’re on top and you’re grinding your hips just right and the waves of pleasure are becoming more like riptides, and with every time you bring your hips to his he’s letting out disgusting moans with a depraved smile on his face. he’s out of his fucking mind with how good it feels, how good you feel, so he’s laughing brokenly, fucked out and delirious.

IN MY DEFENSE.... the day he was on Stephen Colbert in 2019 was the day I met him. Same day he told the guy trying to get his autograph he'd throw his shit on the floor if he didn't stop pushing the girl (and did). CAN YOU BLAME ME for wanting to steal her man? 😭

And for those asking... he smelled very fresh and clean, kind of citrusy 🤤

YES I ABSOLUTELY CAN 😂

same same but different

It won’t let me post it in the nevermore discord for “explicit content”

It might be the chess part

Annabel!!

ITS WIP WEDNESDAY: so please enjoy Steddie & Wheelgrove in the same fic 🥰 …I do not know how to share short wips- I get too excited and wanna show a lot 😂

I need everyone to know my favorite line in the fic is:

“Steve— do you hear yourself talk sometimes?”

“In the shower.”

(Also I am working on Caligator the spicy sequel and chap2 just wanted to show my other wips as well).

Heyyy guyyysss remember when I gave you that fanfic scenario……

It’s real. I actually did it. Yep I actually wrote and published this

the way oliver establishes his dominance around every single person he’s around except felix. he’s telling venetia that she’s going to eat. he powers through her telling him that she’s on her period and consumes her anyway. he asks farleigh if he’s going to behave. he makes him say it when farleigh finally gives in, a yes isn’t enough for him. but with felix, he’s weak. subordinate. merely a subject.

i was tagged by @corrodedcoffln (thank you sm!! I love these) to post my lockscreen/last song listened to/most recently saved photo

I’m gonna tag @goldie86 @johnnyslayville @ariel-munson and just whoever wants to do it tbh

i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

ur fav jjk men with breeding kinks!!!!! ahxhsjjsksksksbsjkakskz

‘what’s that baby?? wan’ me to go faster?’ he teases with a slick grin on his face. he loves seeing you all messy & a sloppy mess underneath him like this, begging for him to fill you with cum. his hips thrust hard and fast inside your tight little hole ‘mmmm baby!!! fuck- slow down please!!!’ you scream desperately trying to close your legs while he towers over your body. ‘s-shit baby… gonna cum again, wan’ me to do it inside you? wan’ me to give you a baby?’ his thrusts get sloppier n faster as he pants and moans like a beast. ‘yes!!! want you to give me your baby, please!!’ you moan with your head buried in his pillow. ‘f-fuck i wanna wife you up already’ he grunts, feeling him about to reach that sweet high and reach the stars. your walls clench around him and scream as he releases his seed inside of you, spilling deep into your guts, filling you up to the brim. ‘mmmm holy s-shit, there’s so much…’ you pant feeling him ejaculate inside your warm tight hole. ‘fucking take it all, have all my babies, pretty mommy’

one kid won’t hurt, right ?

I’m seeing a weird uptick in people commenting nasty stuff on people’s non-cat/dog pet stuff again and not so gentle reminder:

Your phobia or dislike of certain animals does not give you the right to harass and bully people who love and share them.

Use the blacklist tag like a normal human being, and leave people who love rats or snakes or bugs etc. the fuck alone.

Update 🥰

Part 1