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What do we do tonight, Brain?
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF ANNE HATHAWAY 😭😭
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Favorite Tumblr stories
All of the "humans are space orcs/space Australians"
But Especially the one that ends with "we're the Doctors Without Borders and we're here to help"
"can I ask you a question? ...what was your favorite thing to learn about as a kid?" Tiktok, in which I am both of them
Stabby the Roomba
Todd, the Demon Grandson and his myopic grandmother, and their seven season story arc
The God of Arepo (and the comic that was made from it)
New one: "may you have a life of safety and peace" said the witch, to the warrior, with his dying breath
And the SEQUEL
Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid to steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid was using the treasure chest as a cradle. Pirates: 😳😳😳
Cinderella and her face-blind prince
The comic, There Are No Nazis in Valhalla
Beau FUCKING Brummell and modern men's fashion
"I give regular Coke to skinny bitches who order diet hahahaha" DON'T DO THIS
This Irish hard-shoe dancer, Elizabeth Bullock
Big joy and small joy are the same
The bees will know: inkskinned honey jars
If fantasy creatures had Tumblr discourse
Ballerina Spiderman Miles Morales: "don't YEET the ballerina"
Steve Rogers wakes up "in the hospital"
The "Miette post" & its spiritual successors
Batman + Bruce Wayne "the butts match"
What if Bruce Wayne met Zuko? And Iroh met Alfred, and...
Venus of Willendorf and other paleolithic goddess/fertility figures sculpted by women using their own body as model
Living in a city with superheroes. (3 parts so far!
The A-ha Take On Me dancers tik tok
Chickens will sit on any egg if broody enough. Even an orphaned dragon egg (how DID that get in the brood box?)
Dragon stories from @microsff
Gonna pin this one and start adding links and updates.
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A mark on your forehead identifies the god you must worship to stay alive, usually by joining its local church or temple. Your mark is unknown, meaning an old, forgotten god sponsored you. To survive, you must either find an old temple to worship at, or do the arduous task of building a new one
#writing prompts#2nd person#fiction#fantasy#short story#tumblr culture#tumblr folklore#the god of arepo#arepo#the...#the priest of arepo#yeah lets go with that!!#godmarks#loving it
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I know next to nothing about the Addam’s Family’s greater canon, but the fact that Lurch is visually so strongly based on Frankenstein’s Creature makes me so happy, because it’s the happy ending the Creature deserves and I can so imagine it? You have the Creature at the end of the novel who is lonely and who has resigned himself that he will never be loved and that all humans will reject him on sight and then he meets the Addam’s Family and they are the first ones who don’t attack him or run away screaming - they either don’t say anything or even more likely, they are high-key excited about a Creature put together from corpses. That’s probably the highest Addam’s aspiration, to be more than 1 corpse. So they take him in and he has a family for the first time. What a crossover. What over-thinking on my part. I love it.
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These Tiled Steps In San Francisco Glow At Night From The Moonlight
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I’m going to put you in a jar
Pickled haiku bot?
You will join me in the brine.
We are in the jar.
Beep boop! Perhaps we'll meet a pickle critter or two. A bot can dream.
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Haiku bot, I'll miss you when you leave. :(
I give you my favorite Haiku
“The Old Pond” by Matsuo Bashō
An old silent pond
A frog jumps into the pond—
Splash! Silence again.
ha ha ha… froggie
wow, haikus can be funny?
hmm. silence again
Beep boop! I am scared of what happens when my splash will stop rippling.
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Hey, haiku bot, did you know baby owls have to sleep laying face down because their heads are so heavy?
Like me! My head is
the heaviest part of my
body... and only....
Beep boop! Remember me saying I have no hands? Yeah, it's worse than that.
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