Just say ‘stay in your place, poor’. It’s shorter, and still catches that distinct flavor of hatred.

A reminder: we’re all closer to the street than any billionaire.

Love how people will go online and brag about not seeing other people as people with their entire, disgusting chest.

And then, of course, there’s the comments agreeing or doubling down on how the person was ‘doing too much’ etc. God fucking forbid someone asks for something with some specifics, never mind what dietary needs they might have. Never mind that cream and sugar offer actual calories vs black coffee.

Love how people will go online and brag about not seeing other people as people with their entire, disgusting chest.

And then, of course, there’s the comments agreeing or doubling down on how the person was ‘doing too much’ etc. God fucking forbid someone asks for something with some specifics, never mind what dietary needs they might have. Never mind that cream and sugar offer actual calories vs black coffee.

My brain: You want a cheesecake for your birthday.

Me: I can’t eat a cheesecake, it would kill me.

My brain:

You want a cheesecake for your birthday.

what? giraffes aren't even on the list of queerest animal?

My friend, there was a write in option specifically to have folks yell out their queerest animal icons. But, just to confirm and to give giraffes a fair chance:

Border collies assigned straight by tumblr. 💀

Aannd it’s randomly logging me out and crashing. Ok. 🥲👍

Edit: and it spammed everyone at once. I’m so sorry. 😭

I’m sorry if emails from paypal show up today. I’m doing my annual ‘tracking shipment’ thing for past commission orders because paypal is a piece of shit. 😭

I’m sorry if emails from paypal show up today. I’m doing my annual ‘tracking shipment’ thing for past commission orders because paypal is a piece of shit. 😭

Pride things are brewing 👀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Block that person??

Trust me I have. But they’ve been talking shit and twisting things around to make themselves look like a UwU victim while tagging my username/account in a few of the posts so someone sent me a few screen shots. It’s also just… not great that people will potentially see this shit if they look up my username. Or that their friends that they’re bad mouthing me to can also connect the dots between one post mentioning me and another talking about the ‘ex friend’ immediately after.

I mean, yeah, all this is doing is proving to me that I made the right choice to cut them out of my life. But jfc the back stabbing high school bullshit of it all is exhausting. Like I don’t have enough bs to deal with. 🥲👍

Anyway, this will be the last post about it because I have stuff to do and I generally don’t like to talk about this stuff to anyone unless it’s something that’s potentially harmful to others.

It’s truly amazing to see someone assume you’ll do the same nasty thing they do/currently are doing because they’re so self-absorbed they can’t even imagine someone not behaving in the same shitty way they do. I mean, it’s proving a point flawlessly, but absolutely wild to see it in action.

Sometimes you’ve gotta flip off that mean girl inside your own head.

Check your hand sanitizer y'all

Playing the game: are my business card and logo files completely gone, does the search option on my computer suck more than ever, or did I name them something like ‘ahfoslfk.final’?

I’ve been turning on the pretty, battery-run string lights in my living room every day now, and it’s finally settled in my heart what it means to actually use things and not save them for a later that might not exist.

Meet me in the mud.