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chamber using french pet names on his s/o OUGFHHFHDDJ i’m FOAMING AT RHE MOUTH
#he’s just so fucking sexy#i don’t even speak french#he could call me a street rat in french and it would still make my knees buckle#AAAAAAAAA#chamber#valorant
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#kermit#kermit the frog#the muppet show#muppets#funny#vampire#fun#halloween#spooky sexy man#hes so sexy#i just adore this sexy dilf Bisexual#bicon#bisexual icon#i want to bite him...not on his neck either...ahem#so sexy#fuck#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#my gifs
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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out
#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness#and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck#so even that doesn't compare At All#but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first#sergle.txt#i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you#I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'
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the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex
#mine#i was. higher than i thought i was last night#nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy#someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did#update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing#leave im going to attack you with wasps#fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u#never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless#more than i do now#this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh#the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is#yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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teaching shouto how to kiss with tongue... he gets so into it... his mouth is open all the way and it's so messy. so much spit and saliva as you suck on his tongue and and guide him through it. gets him so fucking hard he's nearly light-headed, can barely open his eyes all the way. he's so turned on he starts moaning into it... wanting more but he's not even sure what. all he can think about is how good your mouth feels and how soft you are and how much he likes when you grab his face
#aristotle.txt#FUCK. FUCK I CANT SOTP THINKING ABOUT THIS FUCKKHFDGDFSKJF#my brain is just shouto tongue kissing over and over GOFDSGVBD he would get SO worked up#it feels so dirty to him in a sexy way and it makes him so messed up FUCK
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‘Til the bed breaks, til my legs shake, til the windows fog up, til we both burn, til Endeavor dies, til the whole Japan knows his name
(These artworks from Horikoshi’s assistant have me so feral I can’t even form proper words right now I am actually going insane thats my man right there I- )
#he is majestic he is perfection he is the moment#j-just look at him guys#i am sobbing he is so fucking pretty and sexy and-#for the love of god i cannot RESIST HIM#i just need him so damn badly BROOOOOOOO#dabi#touya todoroki#mha dabi#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha#bnha#dabi bnha
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Damn shawty, your haunting eyes, unique nose and janky teeth have bewitched my mind, body and soul.
#i literally do not know how to tag this or if i even should.#vampirekin#vampire kin#otherkin#Dracula#one could definitely argue this is about him#though i am actually thinking about#david bowie#um#who else could this apply to?#oswald cobblepot#i guess?#idk.#tag with your sexy big nose baddies or wtver#or dont because this post is kinda cringe#im so fucking tired#im just thinking about david bowies very beautiful side profile#god he was pretty#i am cringe but i am free#im so tired my eyeballs burn
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alright
#had to get it out of my system#be so honest do you think its over for me#my fucking friend said to me that my version of prep looks like he doesnt major in anything. he doesnt even go to school#he doesnt need to do anything he just needs to stand there and look sexy ok#boyfriends webtoon#boyfriends webcomic#art#artists on tumblr#fanart#boyfriends fanart
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I’m a badass with a good ass 😉🍑
#sexy breast#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#ebony big ass#sexy ebony#ebonykink#damn 🔥#hottie 🔥#this is 🔥🔥🔥#smoking hot 🔥 dude#🔥.txt#sexy content#naughty#sexy tease#hot nude#hot as fuck#foryou#just hot 🔥🔥😍#hot damn 🔥#he looks 🔥🔥🔥#viral photo#make this go viral#stranger things#amazing body
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Tonowari likes when you’re on top during sex, but even more he loves when you’re laying on top of him and he can wrap his big beefy arms around you. One around your back, and one cupping your head (stroking your hair with his thumb because he’s so baby girl). He just loves feeling every inch of your body that he can
aaaaa this legit made me squirm in bed 🤭🥹
tonowari + reverse pronebone ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡☾ ﾟ｡⋆
• yess ur right anony. it's almost a face-up pronebone kinda situation. this fervent bucking up into you, his thick cock and big balls bouncing in time with your synchronised movements
• like just imagine the soft daddie energy of his big blue hand cradling your face, and tracing patterns in your hair; expression contorted in pleasure from his length jostling up inside you, hitting that tingly spongy spot that makes you squirm and whine right into his awaiting mouth
• the tongue-kisses, hot, sensual breaths and eyebrows creased in need as he takes in your writhing form atop him. on the one hand he's def happy to let you ride it out, but he takes a special delight in wrapping a strong arm around your waist, using all his big papa bear force to fuck up into your wet cunt;
• like, just imagine the slapping, squelching and sloppy noises between the two of you; his baby blue dick leaking sticky white strings of precum, paired with your ever-slickening pussy lips just coaxing him inside you. the force of his wide, muscular hips pumping up into your pelvis making you both bounce in time with each other
• soon enough all that can be heard above the sweet sounds of sex are the "..unhh..unhh..unhhh..uh-uh-uh.."s of your shared passion; the soft tone of your huffs and squeals almost harmonising with his wanton, slutty babyboy moans as he unloads into you
• hot reams of tonowari's cum spurting, coating all over the inside of your pussy walls, so full that it can't help but leak out onto his soft sack and in between your thighs, as you continue grinding into him to get all that precious seed mmmmm
#i'm on my tonowari shIT right now#he's just so sexy to me#such a papa bear#wanna be filled up with his seed idec#his voice is so fucking hot too oML#i saw the scene where he hissed and FML it was just as hot as the first time i saw ittttt#tonowari x you#tonowari x reader#tonowari smut#avatar smut#avatar x reader#na'vi smut#na'vi x reader#jake sully x you#jake sully smut#jake sully headcanons#miles quaritch x afab reader#avatar miles quaritch#colonel miles quaritch#miles quaritch x reader#miles quaritch smut#colonel quaritch smut#avatar recom quaritch#recom quaritch
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Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)
So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:
Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:
Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:
He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues
The Chair Appears - Spain
He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood
The Chair Evolves - Silverstone
Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!
The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)
I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)
*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha
#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair#and im also just obsessed with the range of it???#theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely#the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs#this was actually like a true derangment post#irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it#im just curious about the origins still#like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race'#the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry#but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time#okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT#the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me#seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc#and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair#and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff#this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#formula one#*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#catie.rambling.txt#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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Vincent Price interview on the set of The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
#vincent price#the masque of the red death#masque of the red death#interview#bts#behind the scenes#tw smoking#phobia#phobias#cobwebs#funny#hes so fucking cute#i just love him#he's so sexy#i desire him#heights#bicon#bisexual#god#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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During the last stuff Primus Tournament in the AU, Jayce gets lured away on the side and some Dowsers try to take him out bc they don't want him to potentially win. They didn't know he could do the other demon form and freak out, but they still injure and pin him there.
Lucy had overhead the other Dowsers implying they did something & she goes to check it out and finds him there. They had not been friends for most of this tournament & only worked together out of necessity thus far, but this would be when Jayce really starts to see her different. This is also the first time she's fully seeing his other form and he's surprised she isn't treating him just as bad as the others for it. Suddenly goes from "don't talk to me" to "I would kill for you, actually."
#Bleeding Magic AU#Jayce Chinda#Lucy Santana#demon#monster transformation#human monster romance#transformation#it's actually even more fucked up bc they lured him away with the promise of sex bc he had been banging around during the tournament ffff#so instead of that he just gets beat up instead and not in the sexy way#he's basically losing all hope in humanity and then gets reminded why he shouldn't hhh#my art#my comics#tw swearing#tw blood
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Look at Him. Just Look. And Thank Me Later 🥵🔥
#a feast for your eyes#just look at this man#just look at that face#henry cavill#hunky henry#sexy hunk#fit hunk#he's so fucking beautiful#fuck me fuck me fuck me#fuck me friday#henry cavill fluff#henry cavill smut#he's perfect#he's so fine#he's so gorgeous#henry fucking cavill#you can thank me later#superman#clark kent#secret identity#dc universe#dc comics#sherlock holmes#he's so cute#he's so adorable#he's so handsome#he's adorable#he's so beautiful#he's breathtaking#he's so precious
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i can’t say what this picture made me do but oh my sweet fucking jesus
#he’s. he’s so.#he has to KNOW right???#because he carries himself with the air of a man who KNOWS he’s super sexy#need him to call me bunny :((#sooo bad#just absolutely fuck me stupid and call me his pretty bunny#metallica#james hetfield#papa het
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