“i lend him my perfect body-“ john sometimes it’s best if you don’t have an internal monologue.

Gym crush update he was looking HOTTTT as usual but he’s got to stop getting 20000 security guards with him and 2 big Cadillacs baby you’re going to the gym not to the house of parliament

The ring was small and silver with a single emerald embedded in the metal.

It wasn’t something flashy, it probably cost less than the smallest gem from his vault all together.

But it was perfect.

Which made it so heartbreaking to turn it down.

“Dick.. you know me so well.. I wish I could take this ring, i really do.”

Dick was still on one knee in the little apartment, but he put the small box down on the floor as he asked.

“Then what’s stopping you?”

Danny let out a bitter chuckle,

“The US government.”

If you are driving and someone blinks their brights at you there's a good chance it is a warning for something like, say, a deer playing chicken with cars and that you should probably slow to a crawl lest you get a fuzzy new hood ornament.

Alternatively, you could flip off the person who tried to warn you, have to violently swerve to avoid that deer, and then wait for the person you flipped off to come pull you out of the ditch you ended up in because there isn't even the fancy new iPhone SOS service where you're at because it's so far into the back country.

I'll let you all figure out what happened with the dude I tried to warn this weekend. :)

heartbreaking:the worst people you know just started an emo band

I have to ask, why is Gabriel searching for the butterfly miraculous in the VDAU? I mean, he already has everything he wants… (sorry if someone already asked this)

he's addicted to the power Nooroo gave him, as he could read and manipulate other people's emotions with the butterfly miraculous - as a result its like gaining a third eye and then losing it. the magical vertigo is nuts here, his depth perception is back to that of a normal person's and its infuriating to him

fwb toji who is furious when you come home (you let him crash at your place) telling him with a broad smile that the mechanic was kind enough to give you premium air on your tires "for only $120 for all four tires!" and he's fuming, already on his feet, "no no sweetheart," he tells you, "they scammed you. why didn't you call me in the first place?" and suddenly you're shy, giving him a shrug that nearly wounds him if it weren't for the hard thumping of his heart. "give me your keys, baby. I'm gonna take care of it."

Murtagh: Yeah, sure, my stupid kid brother is the leader of the Riders. But am I going to acknowledge that? F*ck no. I hate authority, and I am not giving him that ego boost. Now let’s go hunt down this witch and her cult.

Meanwhile, Eragon: *gets nervous when someone says he’s in charge* *literally could not sleep in a bed because Vrael used to sleep there* *turns down positions of authority almost every chance he gets* *is just a goofy little guy who would like to see his big bro every once in a while*

April (slams hand on table): All right you, spill. Boys or girls?

Leo: Or?

April: Pay up!

Donnie: HOW ARE YOU NOT GAY?

Leo (pointing to himself): You seriously think I would deprive one half of the population from all this?

Yknow a lot of aus (school aus specifically) portray Morro as some kind of rebel kid who doesn’t give a shit

…forgetting that Morro couldn’t possibly give more shits than he gives, he gives that that much of a shit. Guys Morro was a try hard he tried so hard he fucking died.

All I’m saying is that your high school Morro would only be in detention because he punched a teacher that scored him 97% on a test.

He’s that kid wants to be class President and is wildly jealous that someone else got picked instead of him. He’d have no friends because he’s too busy corrected them and acting like he’s better than them.

Morro is a try hard, a cool kid wannabe, and mayhaps a smug little shit as a treat.

more old man yaois under the cut 💕

How does it feel to both be invaders of the same corpse?

baffled beefcake awakes to apparent affair 

anyway i am going to convince you all

KC brought eclipse back

Constant wild sex with no strings attached couldn't fix Jason Todd.Lego sets,daily neapolitan food,goth themed noise cancelling headphones and killing authority figures who abuse autistic kids could though

GT trying to make people think that DT has a big ego is bloody rich.