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hobiebrownismygod · 1 month

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texts with hobie <3

hes an old man who doesnt know how to use emojis and loves cats

#idc if he wouldn't have a phone let me have my fun #text posts #atsv #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spiderman #atsv hobie #hobie x you #hobie brown x you #hobie x reader #hobie spiderverse #hobart brown #hes silly #he would not take texting seriously

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kyluxtrashpit · 1 month

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Been hearing from multiple people I know and trust in the fandom that apparently people have been botting that hottest man poll that everyone’s been yelling about? And that kylux fandom specifically is the one guilty of it

And honestly I’m extremely disappointed in anyone who thinks that’s appropriate. These are supposed to be fun and you’ve gone and ruined it for everyone participating AND made all of us look like assholes in the process for being unable to be normal about a harmless, just-for-fun poll

Hope you’re proud of yourselves. Genuinely pathetic behaviour. I expected better from the fandom I’ve called home for nearly 10 fucking years

#I did think some of the vote count increases I saw on refreshes near the end there seemed… too fast #way too fast. like a hundred in a few minutes fast #but I didn’t want to think people were really stooping to that #but it does seem to be the case and that’s just so pathetic #like maybe I’m the one taking it too seriously but only the worst fandoms cheat on harmless polls like #what is even the point #just sad #congrats y’all you've ensured I won’t vote for hux again in the next one cause of you #I’d rather he lose than a hollow lie of a victory. it would feel cheap now for him to win #kylux #general hux #yeah I’m tagging this cause y’all need to know what our fellows have been up to #text

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lesbianjodie · 11 months

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Think about characters that the show tends to portray as innocent and chill but still 100% know Conan is Not who he pretends to be. Jodie should by now at least strongly suspect Conan is Shinichi. We have seen she's not a bad detective (in figuring out Akai faked his death), she knows Vermouth has stayed young for 20+ years and she heard her talking to Haibara at the docks, so she could probably do some research and put two and two together. Like by now she should know. Maybe she's just not addressing it to protect him?

And then there's Takagi. He doesn't have half the information Jodie does, but come on. After the "who are you" scene in the elevator???? Being answered he'll tell him in the afterlife and ending up not getting a reply???? And then moving on like nothing happened???? Like you gotta admit. Something weird must've happened inside his brain. How do you even justify that. "Maybe he's the spirit protector of cops incarnate I'd better do as he says and act natural lest he casts a Curse upon me" or some shit similar. Surely not Shinichi Kudo shrunk by a criminal organisation that would be too weird.

#detective conan #jodie starling #wataru takagi #I meant to explain this with a drawing but you're getting a text post #jodie when Conan acts like that: it is clear that he has a connection with the organisation with how he acts #and the way they called his lil friend Sherry. and there's no way a literal child would get a codename so maybe they're not children at all.#I heard they were experimenting with pharmaceuticals or something maybe that's how. if Vermouth can stay young for this long #this is a viable hypothesis. but anyway if that's the case it's clear I'd better keep my trap shut and keep acting as always.“#Takagi when Conan acts Like That: he's an oni and if I let anyone know he'll eat my head #OR SOMETHING #not saying takagi is dumb but some things simply can't be rationalized #I need this to be addressed!!!!!!! I need the show to take these characters a lil seriously please god I'm begging!!!!!!

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liquidstar · 2 months

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and now for something stupid

#but really i also just wanted to play around w this sort of coloring style bc its been FOREVER since ive used it #and i think i can make it look better now #AND i think i can make more sillay stuff like this and not have it take as long w cleaning up lines #anyway now you all understand the terrible dynamic between these three #phobo's infodump text is just copypasted from the wikipedia page for knives.#julliet ALSO uses knives is the thing so hes actually mansplaining < JOKE #he just wants to share. even if it gives her a headache. but he wouldnt mansplain he doesnt have it in him. hes ok with felonies tho #but julis life hasnt known peace since she was told to take care of the newbies #and shes ALSO a newbie (just slightly less so) so really this is probably just tartarus hazing her #theyd take one look at the two disorganized unserious overeager newbies and think ''you know what would be fucking hilarious''#and pass them onto the neurotic slightly-less-newbie who takes everything as seriously as possible. disaster combination.#i cannot stress enough that this is a group of bandits and murderers theyre NOT above hazing.#deimos actually is doing the best job at it since he is stealing as we speak #i mean hes not supposed to do it to his teammates but still. on the right track #as for the dynamic between deimos and phobos themselves its like. theyre just bros. theyre both pretty similar in personality #except deimos is kinda more mean and cynical while phobos can be kinda. dense and naive despite literally where hes at in life #but most of the time theyre basically beavis and butthead #i would also like to stress that juli is not being homophobic she just already cannot stand these guys and cant believe the audacity #but. complete misunderstanding. karma for stealing wallets ig #this will never be cleared up by anyone ever #but again thats not their dynamic they are just beavis and butthead. and i guess that makes juli daria LOL #finn's ocs #finn's art

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ramblings-out-of-the-blue · 1 year

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Obey Me! Brothers – "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Lucifer: The question doesn't get much of a reaction from him. He'll stare at you for an uncomfortable amount of time, trying to decipher what kind of ulterior motive could be behind such an absurd question. He's trying to think of all paths to remedy such a thing. If you could peer into his mind, you would just hear the dial-up noise for a second.

Lucifer (drunk): He declares, unprompted (and very softly and sincerely), that he would still love you if you if you became a worm, and he has every confidence that you'd be the best worm that ever wormed.

Mammon: He's the one doing the asking. It leads you to suspect that he's under a curse as punishment from Lucifer and he is about to, in fact, become a worm. This causes you to hover around him worriedly all day until you are confident that he is not about to become the Avatar of Greed (Worm Edition). You still have to reassure him that you would still love him within a certain amount of time, of he'll get upset and pouty and pretend that the question didn't matter (it did).

Leviathan: He'll also be the one to ask the question. During a moment of introspection after binging an unexpectedly profound anime or game, he'll ask, dead serious. If there's too long of a gap of silence, he'll launch into a rambling speech about how he would take care of you if you were a worm. The silence is because you're wondering where he got that question from, and if you can trust his spotty record of taking care of creatures.

Satan: If you ask him, he'll approach the question from a very logical standpoint – the logistics of worm care. What kind of worm are we talking about? Is this a permanent thing? Is it a curse? He's certain he has a book to reverse that somewhere...or maybe it was about being turned into a snake? Wait right there, he's going to go find that book–

Asmodeus: He comes at you, tears glistening in his eyes, and drapes himself upon you, gazing up into your eyes like a starlet in some dramatic romance film from the 40's. He's been staring at himself in the mirror for an inordinate amount of time and wonders if you would still love him if he were a worm. He'd be the most beautiful and lovable worm, so of course you would, but he needs to hear it.

Beelzebub: He would be incredibly saddened by the concept because he fears that he might accidentally eat you without realising it one day. But he holds your face gently (like a hamburger), as if you were already a delicate, fragile little worm and he must be extra careful, and swears he would absolutely still love you as a worm.

Belphegor: Of course he would. What kind of question is that? He admits it wouldn't be nearly as fun because it would mean he could no longer cuddle up to and sleep with you, but at least it means you'd always be nearby in your terrarium when he was asleep.

Bonus!

Diavolo: He seems unduly delighted by such a whimsical question. So much so, you wonder if he might go looking for a way to turn this worm thing into another of his fun bonding activities. He gets a bit swept up in the idea of actually taking care of worm-you and starts thinking about how he would design and exquisite worm-sized palace of a terrarium for hypothetical worm-you and Barbatos has to gently ground him in reality.

Luke: The poor dear looks like he's about to burst into tears at such a horrible prospect. He valiantly vows that he would take care of you, and feed you the best sweets he could make and–and–! Oh dear. He's crying.

Solomon: He finds the question intriguing and though he gives an answer that is undoubtedly a 'Yes', somehow the phrasing and delivery and the expression on his face and the unknowable twinkle in his eyes makes you feel like there's some kind of fine print that you're forgetting (the fine print is being at the mercy of his cooking).

#obey me!#obey me! hcs #Why doesn't the text selection have yellow as a selectable colour? *sob*#Simeon and Barbatos aren't here because I don't think I have a good grasp of their characters #Luke is just here because I think he would absolutely take this question way too seriously #Diavolo would be out here selecting a worm-drobe for your palace #obey me! brothers #obey me! lucifer #obey me! mammon #obey me! leviathan #obey me! satan #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! belphegor

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rivilu · 10 months

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There's pieces of media that alter your brain chemistry and then there's pieces of media that rearrange you on a molecular level

#this is about #Frankenstein #again #classic lit #sorry but it's nearly 5:30 am and im biting and screaming about the whole Prometheus business #and how much it FITS BUT ALSO DOESN'T #Victor WISHES he had a modecum of Prometheus's swag #but in a non joking way -> It makes sense he uses Prometheus as a descritor for what he's doing. creating a man and all #and dramatic irony dictates that it also fits in the sense that he ends up tortured #but Victor lacks the one thing that made Prometheus's fate tragic #that being the love for his creation(s) . Prometheus made humans and cared for them so much that he went against the god of gods #to give them fire when he saw them struggle in the cold #and wound up paying a heavy price for that good deed #Victor made a man and cast him out INTO the cold the moment he realised the creation wasn't the ideal thing he hoped it would be #Adam is fitting for the creature because Victor by all accounts acts more like god than Prometheus #but point is his fate is as hand made as his creature. a result of choices based on bad assumptions he refuses to ever acknowledge as wrong #compared to prometheus his losses are kind of. well you know the tripping over own bike with a stick meme #anyway disclaimer pls don't take this that seriously as a text analysis- again this is just my 5 am brain going crazy

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boyobjectifier · 3 months

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i genuinely cannot believe there is a GROWN ASS MAN on here “roleplaying” the stalker love interest from the fucking book i’m reading afgxhhsvzhsdj

#roleplaying is in quotes bc it’s not roleplay for him.#i’m sorry man but i cannot take you seriously because you wanna be a fictional character so badly that you modeled your entire blog’s-#aesthetic around this fictional guy and you make text posts as if you were him. that’s so fucking embarrassing 😭#he’s so dead-serious and pickme weirdos are falling for it 😭#i am distraught every fucking time i think about it and can’t stop laughing bc it’s like…….#you’re the off-brand version of the fictional character you’re modeling your personality around. that’s so WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!#get a job and get a different hobby please #h.txt #z*de me*dows i’m so sorry an ugly ass bitch like him would say something like that

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cleromancy · 7 months

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i am also daydreaming about what i would do if i got to write a jason solo comic* and do whatever the hell i wanted. a bitch might have gotten experimental

*ik i can still do this. however i do not have resources, an editor, artists and letterers, etc. but i also dont have deadlines or censorship and i could put #jaytim in it if i wanted to. so this is still preferable to me

#contemplating if it would be fun! to have jasons memories/flashbacks be in a pointedly different style #like all his memories of robin being inked and colored such that its like Oh Its The 80s #also contemplating his memories juxtapositing extremely graphic violence in that style with word balloons.#pow. squish. crunch. etc #Jason's narration box under it wondering if talia had them do dental work on him while he was catatonic or if the pit restored his teeth #jost contemplating. i am not taking it terribly seriously #dc #text

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iguessitsjustme · 2 years

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I mean, Prapai had to coerce Sky each time he wanted to get him alone.

First: “You know what to give me so I can get you out of here safe*”

Second: “Rain doesn’t know about us right?”

And he’s supposedly charming? My guy if you have to blackmail someone into sleeping with you/spending time with you, you’re categorically not charming.

*Safe as I’m not disappeared by big crime boss man. But not safe because he was literally raped so this term is subjective

#love in the air #love in the air the series #love in the air bl #lita #it would have been SO easy to make that a consensual scene #from what I’ve seen people saying it’s actually better in the book?? hello?? why didn’t we get that?#but as it is prapai can’t get sky alone unless he literally forces it #and he is horrifying at flirting. just so bad #prapai reminds me of the boys who harassed me in high school #so I highly doubt I’m gonna like him at all #like even the texting/calling in which sky had no clue who he was #did MAME just take the worst part of my high school career and use that as a basis for this couple?#i was much less patient than sky #i cannot tell you how much I want sky to tell joy that prapai is stalking him and making him feel unsafe #i bet she would protect him #either that or throw him under the bus #but seriously if prapai weren’t rich and weren’t attractive then everyone would have a problem with how he’s approaching sky #the things he’s doing aren’t fine just because he’s hot!

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padfootastic · 2 years

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randomly thinking about- james potter had a posture so great that even voldemort commented on it hours

like everytime I see that line knowing i just laugh at that detail and the audacity in voldemort's voice.

it's tied to the "my father didn't strut" as top tid bits we got about jfp

hehehehe james was such a top tier character is it rly a wonder we have an entire cult for him? like, it’s so funny that the literal big bad’s kryptonite is the potter family 😭

also lol @ poor harry always getting this kind of info from his enemies. like he knows nothing about his dad except he looked like him, strutted around the castle, and had great posture. is it rly a wonder he has daddy issues?

#james potter #harry potter #i think secretly everyone is a bit of a jfp simp #as they should be #bc the man had something for everyone #also just. voldemort is such a fkn cartoon villain #the more i think about him the more i can’t take him seriously #i’m also reminded of that one text post asking why james didn’t transform #bc even the dark lord voldemort wouldn’t be prepared for a fuck off stag spearing him through his antlers into the wall #and i can’t stop thinking about that scenario #can u even imagine the pandemonium that would cause #the evilest wizard known to them brought down by something like this #like i’m pretty sure voldy would destroy his own horcruxes at that point so he could die quietly #bc the insult??? the jokes??? the sheer absurdity??#i can’t remember if his body was mentioned when the debacle happened but imagine he didn’t dissolve or anything #and he’s just hanging mid air with a shell shocked stag speared into him #and that’s how people find them #like how do u even recover from that bro #u don’t. u really don’t #pen’s asks

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greenleaf4stuff · 2 years

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Incorrect The Sandman Texts #5

Dream, after waking up in the snowglobe: This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

(Source: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-5433.html)

#incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect texts #incorrect the sandman #dream of the endless #morpheus #I know mobile phones and texting did not exist when he got caught in that fishbowl #just pointing that out in case someone may take this too seriously #;-)#mine #(never mind that Burgess would never have let Morpheus keep a mobile phone in there to begin with

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isablooo · 2 years

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SAM NAMED HIS DAUGHTER GOLDILOCKS????

#reading the appendices rn and im aware that this is tolkiens 'translation/anglicisation' of what the name would acc be in Westron #but its still really funny to me that goldilocks is a canon lotr character #i feel like when frodo said call your daughter goldilocks it was a joke but sam took it 100% seriously #i love that tolkien was like nah the hobbits names youve got so used to are not their actual names i translated them for your convience #girl why are you telling us at the END????? 😭 after like 900 pages of getting used to these names #i joke but i love how tolkien meticulously thought out every detail. it really makes feel like hes translating a real history #the level of detail is mind blowing #but also #the way tolkien writes about mixed race charas has always been insidious (the way he idolises 'pure blood' is so yikes)#but reading the part in the appendices about the half-elven being made to choose between being elven or man made me so sad #he doesn't even scratch the surface of how alienating that would be being made to renounce half of your identity like that #this is fuelling my fire to explore mixed race identities in a more nuanced manner in my own fantasy work!! drawing from my own experience #cuz tolkien was a dude from the early 20th century his takes on stuff like this are... lacking to say the least #text post #lotr #lord of the rings #samwise gamgee

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marley-manson · 2 years

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Also Henry’s [laughing nervously] caption on the dvd killed me lol.

#mash #text post #mash s1 #(as an aside lol @ the idea that someone tommy's age would be subject to the draft for infantry #idk if we're meant to take that seriously as a possibility b4 learning he was a volunteer or if hawkeye's just being dumb bc the idea of #tommy volunteering makes even less sense lol but i kinda like that as an explanation)

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babybeel · 2 years

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— @poetofthedyingstars x belphegor!

song: this side of paradise - coyote theory

#aa tysm for your message it was soo sweet ;; <3 #i think you and satan would get on well but ultimately its belphie you connect with!#hes been through a lot and is a little distrustful but over time you both help each other soften #you both learn to see theres a lot to love about yourselves each other and the world as a whole ^^#his older brothers can all be.....a lot sometimes but belphie loves both u and them a lot and it helps you all become that much closer #he loves it so so much when you share your art or poetry with him and always encourages you to do so #you'll be in the planetarium together in the midst of the night and he just turns to you asking what youve been working on #and if youre not up for showing him thats ok too!! he just goes 'ok can u read that poem i like then?'#belphie also takes ur recs very seriously!! you say you like a film or a song and hes on it and will be telling u his honest opinion asap #(lucifer wishes he would have the same attitude towards his studies =_=)#and ofc belphie helps you when you cant sleep!! its his sin after all hehe #he makes sure youre all comfy surrounded by blankets and pillows and most importantly him and then uses some magic and ur out like a light #he'll use some extra magic to make sure you have nice dreams too <3 #3am texts

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yanderenightmare · 4 months

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TW: yandere, noncon, size/strength difference

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Thinking about breaking things off with your fuck friend 'cause you feel he's been catching feelings you have no intention of pitching...

“Why.” He asked, and the cross you’d made on your fingers in a wish to avoid the entire conversation untangled with a sigh.

“Please, don’t act dumb.” You groaned, exasperated and slightly irked. “You know why….”

“No. Tell me.” He argued, and you sighed again in regret of your own common decency – wishing you’d taken the entire break-off over text instead, or at the very least taken the time to think about what you would say or do if and when he got this way.

“You...”

You hesitated, taking a second to decide whether or not you really ought to voice it out loud – not because you had any doubts of it being true – but because the man in front of you was still very much a large brawny beefcake with temper issues no matter your sneaking suspicion that he saw you as something more than just a fuck friend.

“You’re getting too...” You continued, still scrambling for better words. Coming up short. “Clingy.”

He paused, his expression going from searching to a mix of offended and scrutinous.

“Clingy?” He repeated, forced disbelief a present factor in his tone. “If I remember correctly, you’re the one who clings to me- screaming my name- begging me to cum inside you and-”

You cut his rant off with yet another sigh accompanied by a shake of your head. “That’s not what I mean by clingy. I’m sorry, I should have said emotional, and your comment just proved that.”

You folded your arms across your chest, watching him reel.

“Anyway, it doesn’t really matter. We’re done.”

You left him on the sofa to go put your shoes back on – admonishing yourself for coming inside in the first place when you could have just as quickly done this on the doorstep and walked away.

“You're not going anywhere until we talk this through.” He followed, his stronger hand latching onto your upper arm in a grip that was unnecessarily harsh.

You didn’t really mind, though – it was his lack of charm that had charmed you to begin with – you only wished he’d remained that same savage he was and not gone all lovey-dovey soft on you.

“There's nothing to discuss.” You felt as though you were repeating yourself, getting more annoyed by the fact. “It was fun; now it isn't.” You underlined, looking back into his eyes, cringing when seeing the gloss of something that you really hoped wouldn’t amount to tears while you were still there.

“I'm gonna need more than that.” He said, the grip on your arm still kept firm with no inclination of letting up.

You didn’t really want things to get more awkward by asking him to let you go – feeling as though maintaining the position of strength was important so he not mistake your resolution.

He had a nasty habit of never taking you seriously.

“You’re being childish.” You stated.

“Childish?!”

His grip tightened with his outburst, and you’d be lying if you said it didn’t have your heart jump to your throat.

"Let go of me." Your voice had significantly diminished.

"You think you can tease me like this and then tell me to piss off?” He seethed, your arm aching in the bruising grip he had on it as he pulled you close until your face was an inch from his. “Think again."

Your breath thinned under his glare, and you felt nearly too stiff to do anything except stare back up at him in wait.

“Calm down.” You tried, but it seemed choice words were too little too late to save you.

“I am calm.” He hissed back into your face before pulling you back to the sofa.

Throwing you down on your back – you didn’t even have the time to gasp before he was on top of you.

“Get off me-” You whined, your hands shooting forth – trying with all your might to heave him off, but ultimately amounting to nothing more than a slight annoyance to the much larger man on top.

“It's all about sex with you, right? You want to have fun, right?” He said in a craze, and you cringed while he leaned down to graze your chest with chin-stubble and lips, whispering at your peachfuzz until goosebumps rose. “So let's have some fun.”

“Stop it – I said I don't want to anymore – I’m being serious.” You tried, once again – appealing to his reason.

But it would seem he was beyond reason…

“Oh? You're being serious?” He mocked with a sneer and a laugh. “You don't look it. If you want me to stop so badly, then stop me. Come on~ try a little harder. Show me how serious you are.”

You’re not sure why you took him up on the challenge, as you’d long known of your differences in build – how you posed as much of a threat as a bug in a mason jar...

But even a bug will try to escape still after the lid has been sealed.

“Come on~ you're not even trying~” He grossly crooned, smiling at your pitiful attempt at twisting him off with the useless help of your silly hands – how your much smaller body writhed beneath his weight and tried wriggling free.

Laughing dryly, he took your hands by the wrists and pinned them to the cushion beneath you. Sagging over you, his breath fanned your lips.

“What was I to you, huh?” He asked in a murmur, his face blank but his eyes swirling. “Just a toy?”

You were afraid to breathe, only keeping your gaze terror-wide of what he might do – still grasping to fathom how he’d even felt possessed enough to do this much – confused as to how you’d missed the signs while having not a single clue what more he was capable of.

“Guess now you're my toy, huh...” He muttered coldly.

And you just couldn’t help the whimper that it tore from you – finally understanding exactly what position you were in.

The disorienting knowing of what was soon to happen dawned on you mercilessly – and you completely broke under the hefty weight it had.

“Oh? You’ gonna cry now?” He scoffed before hissing. “That's cute, seeing as I’m the one who’s had his heart stepped on.”

“S-stop it, get off me-” You cried, whole body shaking where you squirmed to no use nor end.

“Not so cold-hearted now, are yah, fuckin' bitch?” Was all he had to say while leaning into where thick streams of tears rapidly ran down your cheeks in stingy streaks. “You scared?” He whispered in licks at your ear. “Gonna start begging, hm?”

You only shook – eyes squeezed tightly to a close.

“Nah…” His tone scraped, similar to how the shaven stubble on his chin scratched lightly against your neck as he started placing small kisses there despite your whines. “'Cause you want this too. I know you do.” He insisted. “You're just scared I'll break your little heart at some point.”

You’re breath hitched as his hands parted with its twin – leaving it to keep your wrists pinned by itself as the other one traveled down between your bodies to undo your zipper.

You wanted to say something, but you were too scared to – listening to him and his lovesick speech – full of so many things you feared could trigger much sicker things.

“But I promise you that no one’s heart is gonna break here.” He vowed, still with his lips pressed wetly against your throat. “Not yours or mine.”

BNHA – Bakugou, Shinso, Kirishima

JJK – Sukuna, Gojo

HQ – Kageyama, Kuro, Oikawa, Sakusa, Miya twins

BLLK – Reo, Isagi

AOT – Eren

#yandere x reader #yandere #yandere x you #yandere imagines #yandere smut #yancore #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen #yandere jujutsu kaisen #yandere jjk #jjk smut #bnha smut #yandere bnha #mha smut #my hero smut #yandere csm #yandere aot

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pholla-jm · 2 months

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My Wife is Real

IMAGINE: MY WIFE IS REAL~ GOJO X WIFE!READER GENRE: FLUFF cw: not proof read. use of y/n. use of she/her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Who do you think he’s texting?” Nobara whispers to her two classmates, Yuji and Megumi.

Their teacher, Gojo Satoru, sat at his desk. Legs kicked up onto the desk while he was on his phone, giggling here and there.

It was questionable if Gojo even knew that class had started.

Megumi didn’t even bother to pay attention. He also sat on his phone, scrolling through social media.

“I don’t know…” Yuji ponders. “Ugh, he has to be harassing a poor soul.” Yuji gasps at Nobara’s response, “no.”

Nobara sits up in her seat, “Gojo-sensei,” she calls out. Gojo peeks up, “oh. I didn’t know you were here.” “Maybe if you stopped bothering people, you would notice.”

Gojo places his hand on his chest and gasps dramatically. “I am not bothering anyone.” “Then who are you texting?” “My wife, duh.”

Nobara bursts out laughing, “hahaha, yeah… yeah right.” She wheezes. Tears left the corner of her eyes as she tried to take him seriously, but she really couldn’t.

Yuji just stares at him in confusion, “you’ve never told me about his wife. I don’t believe you.”

Gojo gasps in shock and disbelief at his student’s words. “Huh?! I do too have a wife. That hurts my feelings that you don’t believe me!”

Gojo’s full focus was on his students now. Trying to convince them that his wife is indeed real. “She’s literally the best person in the whole world, and the prettiest.”

Nobara scoffs and rolls her eyes, “stop making things up Gojo-sensei. It’s getting sad at this point.”

Gojo pouts at her words. He then grabs his phone, typing something in his phone. He puts his phone down with a triumphant smile on his face. “You’ll see.”

“Yeah… we’ll see.” Nobara says to Megumi and Yuji.

Megumi on the other hand was not paying attention to a single thing that was going on. He assumed something stupid was going on, so why even bother to pay attention? Yuji just has a thoughtful look on his face, trying to remember any mention of a wife. But there is no mention of one.

“Yeah… I think you’re making this up… sorry Gojo-sensei.” “This is just getting sad…” Nobara whispers while shaking her head.

“I can’t believe my student’s have little faith in me.”

Only five minutes passed of slight bickering between until a knock was heard at the door. The bickering died down and all heads turned towards the door.

Nobara’s and Yuji’s eyes widen seeing a woman at the door.

“Who is that?” Yuji whispers to Nobara. She shrugs her shoulders, “has to be someone he hired.”

Gojo jumps from his chair, a huge smile on his face. “Wifey!”

He runs over to you, pulling you into a tight hold.

You let out a strangled gasp from the impact. “Gojo,” you start, “this is the second time you forgot your lunch… and it’s only Tuesday.”

Gojo pulls back, a faux pout on his lips, “I’m sorry.” You narrow your eyes at him, “I bet you’re just using this as an excuse to see me.” “Whoops, you caught me. Well, while you’re here. Let me introduce you to my students.”

“Wait wait-” You didn’t get a chance to stop him because he dragged you into the front of the classroom.

You eye the three students. Megumi had finally put down the phone, giving you an apologetic look. Nobara and Yuji were looking at you in shock.

“Students, this is my wife, (y/n).” Gojo basically shows you off with a bright smile on his face. Hands in a jazz hand formation. You nervously smiled at the students.

“Hello.”

“Hello Gojo-san.” Megumi quietly said, but it was still loud enough for everyone to hear. You gave the boy a sweet smile, nodding at him.

“What?! Do you know her?” Nobara and Yuji ask him. “Yes…”

“Yes, they’ve known each other for quite awhile now…. Sorry guys. She’s a bit shy.” Gojo says while you continue to smile at them.

“They didn’t believe Gojo-sensi had a wife..” Megumi tells you.

You hum before turning to Gojo, “I see… I don’t blame them.”

“Huh?! What is that supposed to mean?” You roll your eyes. “Ever so dramatic.” “...so mean.. How can my wife be so cruel?”

“Ugh, no one cares,” Nobara sighs, “come sit down with us (y/n)-sensei. I have so much to ask you.”

You just smile at the girl and move over to the desks.

Gojo looks at you with a shocked look. Not believing that you were leaving his side.

“What are you doing?” He asks you. You look back at him, “well, you wanted me to meet your students. So I’m getting to know them.”

You give him a little smirk and Gojo knows that type of smirk. The one where he’s going to regret his actions later.

Maybe not now, but he knows that this decision will come to bite him.

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