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qcomicsy · 1 year
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Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.
Dick (worried): Care to explain, how actually are you "paying for your sins".
Future!Damian, deadpanned: *takes his cellphone* *presses play*
Terry voice on the cellphone: Hey Big D., so I was just– You know– Passing. Big ninja training you got here. . . Gotta love what you did to the decoration. . . All. Green."
Dick:
Future!Damian:
Terry voice: Okay I will go straight to the point, I know you love visits (kids laugh on the back) Shh (Terry giggles) So– As you know, the batmobile's is not in– Condition– Right now, old thing had seen better days.
Terry voice: And I need, to get Clowny, that's literally my job, right. So I'm taking your league mobile.
Future!Damian, under his breath pressing the bridge of his nose: Just a car.
Terry voice: I'm sure I will bring back– Eventually– Almost in piece. And don't worry I know all the rules "no eating on It"- "no pressing self destruct"– "No letting Robin drive"–
Tim: There's a Robin?
Jason, with a shitty eating grin: Shh
Terry: We're just going to break at least 75% of it. Don't worry.– Oh! Yeah, Bruce called, he told me to tell you to come to dinner, he misses you. And as a good person and second "blood son" (imitates Damian's voice) I told him you be there.
Future!Damian: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉⁿᵈ ʰⁱᵐ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵈᵃʸ. ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱˢʰᵉˢ
Terry voice: Anyway. See you at dinner (kid voice on the back "Tell him I said hi!") Robin told me he said hi. Bye Big D. and wash your suit I can fucking smell it from here– Stinky. *End of call*
Bruce: Must be horrible someone taking your car without permission.
Future!Damian, very tired, eye twitching: *deep sight*
Future!Damian: I'm aware of the cosmic irony of that.
Future!Damian: Happy Now?
Jason: You have no idea.
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foxtamer113 · 1 year
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Yor: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Loid: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Yor:
Yor: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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mothscotch · 6 months
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i cant get them out of my mind. its just a Some Dude and his dog/horse/alligator/dinosaur/gecko
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moonh0well · 2 months
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his ass does NOT gaf about sponsorships
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I’ve been thinking so hard about Frost getting to act like a dad all day and apparently Pinterest is a fucking mind reader cause I open it and my feed is full of this:
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I’m going feral
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galaxygermdraws · 11 months
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So for the last like month I have been haunted (pun intended) by the idea of Luigi helping the boss ghosts stop being evil and murdery. Some of them really aren’t like that (like Steward), but enough of them want him dead anyways. So the entire AU is just Luigi staying at the hotel from the end of LM3 and trying to do redemptive therapy of sorts. It is not going that well but he has Gooigi and Robo Mario for emotional support.
(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. I’ll put the cut off text under the read more. Thankyu)
“Also sorry for capturing you in my vacuum I know you were just doing your job but you guys kidnapped my brother and friends and also me and King Boo have a suuuuper intense hatred of each other” And he prolly woulda kept going.
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habeascorpseus · 2 years
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oh god who let him have this many fuck fuck fuck shit oh god *explosion noises, police sirens wail*
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karokawwo · 8 months
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my last doodle for today: kai as the single milf in your area
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tinytinyturttlesoup · 3 months
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The winter is long.
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loveinamystery · 1 month
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Did we do it?
Yes Yoh, you did it
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mothric · 2 years
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I'm cackling
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mustangs-flames · 11 months
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this but it's htb Mark post 1992
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Conversation
Plo: Physically I am here but emotionally I am a beanie baby crab
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A Well Deserved Nap - Viggo Grimborn
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the-cactus-taco · 1 year
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I get the feeling meta knight is going to need to take some blood pressure medication at this rate /j
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Oh definitely.
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thebnha-auhoard · 6 months
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I might be remembering the AU name wrong, but...tell me about Exiled Sons please!
Oh! That's the second era of Canary in a Coal Mine actually! But as you Wish!
Shinsou, Izuku, Neito, Toga, Dabi all Freaking Hated Eachother at first. All of them being clingy to their "person" (First for Shinsou and Izuku) (Second for Neito and Toga. [Second may have almost Accidentally almost killed her when she found Daku's O-Blood stash]) (Third for Dabi). Shinsou and Dabi actually hated Eachother the worst until they saved Eachother and the Snarkyness Began.
As I mentioned before, Izuku is being trained for one for all! And technically inherits a touch earlier due to his physique from being a Vigilante!
Izuku dragged Shinsou to the exam. Shinsou actually had alot of fun, both Tearing and Screaming apart those bots and rescuing people from falling rubble.
Aizawa groaned seeing The Problem Siblings in his class. They hadn't left him alone since he helped Izuku to the Vigilante space after he got injured.(which led to a spiderman moment. yoichi and Izuku in sync: You look like Hisashi! That's my Dad/Brother. NO WAY)
Yagi is that Cool Uncle, Yoichi is the Uncle who is slightly responsible but also off the railing, Daku(2), is the actually responsible uncle until you get him started on his war story's and special interests. Sanzou is the Uncle who is there, and is *the* best person to tell anything. He has the best advice. Aizawa is the drunk uncle who's always asleep
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