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ryllen · 8 days

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the next thing u know, yuu would have the possession of malleus' bones

#just kidding; but imagine if malleus kept his baby tooth to make it into a necklace and give it to lilia #nvm i think the information of lilia hatching him was kept by the council wasn't it ; it was further in book 7 & malleus was angry about it #but if the council hates lilia so much; how did malleus end up being being allowed to be around lilia now; even when baby silver was around #maybe we'll figure it out much later #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #no wait no way yuu get his bones ; he won't die before yuu #anyhow probably dragon teeth will regrow when they fall off like crocodile or shark

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jellyfishmakeoutparty · 1 year

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next time you make baseless claims about how scary sharks are, look at a salmon shark.

look at him. you’re gonna look at him and tell me he’s infesting our waters? that this is a creature of terror?

look at him. look at him real good. this is a little dude. how fucking dare you talk about him this way. he’s gonna cry now, look at what you did. bet you feel real fucking stupid, huh? real silly? you better. think about what you’ve done. bitch

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rebisrot · 6 months

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when house was shot at the end of s2 and in his delusion was fully willing to believe everyone was okay with doing non-consensual medical procedures on him (again) EXPECT for wilson. just the idea that wilson wouldn't have a moral panic over doing that to him was so jarring that he realized it was a delusion. do i even need to say anything else.

#also earlier in this when he's fully comfortable telling wilson he's having hallucinations. yeah.#im like a shark that needs to swim or i die but my swimming is posting about house md #house #house md #doctor house #greg house #gregory house #house x wilson #hilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #james wilson #dr house #text post

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grumpchump · 8 days

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this is basically how their reunion went right

#i hate drawing sidon omg #his confusing ass shark head #<3 #silly boys #gay ppl #tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of zelda #link #king sidon #sidon x link #sidlink #fanart #art

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nocek · 24 days

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And this concludes the grand crossover event

(or does it?)

(it does but I was given a great idea for how to solve Gwen's problem :) )

the timeline of previous relevant comics:

[Jeff has a great fashion sense and Peter is the best hooker]

[Jeff is found and fucks are lost]

[bro landed up in the wrong universe and all he got out of it is a lousy bow]

#petvengers #spiderverse #Deadpool #Gwenpool #spiderman 99 #wade wilson #gwen poole #miguel o'hara #jeff the land shark #i have a very simple sense of humor #and cute little floofballs swearing a lot is part of it #also i still remeber the ooooold long list of polish swearwords vs english that were mostly translated to just fuck fuck fuck this fuck tha #and still find it amusing #but maybe fuck doesnt make an impression on me since im not an native speaker #but anyway yes i still think the shock instead of fuck is bad #i know why they did it in comics and its actually smart #buuuuut #but in current world context it gets waaaay to close to tiktokification of language #and i fucking hate it #sure it makes sense miguel lives in ubercorporated distopia we are clearly going towards #but just fucking no #fuck fuck fuck #one fuck at a time #swearing

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spoopy-nevermore-dump · 25 days

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i'm leaving

After over two years in the fandom, I think I'm ready to go.

I've watched this fandom grow and rise to heights that I'm sure a lot of us didn't expect it to, and I've watched it fall the same.

The fandom feel is completely different now. I'm different now. I'm scared to post things. Im scared to interact with people. And it has become clear to me that: I'm not that mentally okay anymore.

I've gotten so much more anxious in these past two years, and man, it is taking its toll.

So I'm taking a step back.

With finals ending and the summer right around the corner, I think it's a pretty good time to try and remove myself. I haven't been posting as much lately, and my hyperfixation is on life support of fic and fanart.

I may be back at a later date, but I'm not quite sure at the moment, but for now, I'm gonna be leaving.

Thank you.

#nevermore webtoon #sorry yall 😔#i wasnt gonna make one of these posts but then i saw the follower count over 400 and uhhhhhhh #thats a lot of people #and i dont just wanna dissapear on everyone 🫠#anyways #if anyone liked the summer shark au and doesnt hate me i started turning it into an original story and i mifht post about it on my main >#if i get the courage to actually post the doodles

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little-pondhead · 2 months

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Rick Astley Is Haunting You

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Someone bets Tucker he can’t hack into a hero’s patrol playlist and sneak a Rick Roll in there. He does, easily, and finds that said hero has horrible music taste.

So he sets out to hijack every hero’s music playlist he can find and rate their music tastes on a chart, sometimes adding in his own music or joke songs he thinks they’d like. It only gets back to the heroes when Tucker posts a video with his rankings. Up until then, they thought it was another hero or new villain messing with them. Not a civilian??

(Nightwing’s playlist is sixth on the list, and he’s furious about it.)

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #tucker just putting new music on playlists and judging superheroes #they hate it #someone pissed Danny off and Tucker hacked into their shit and played the baby shark song for three hours #i queued this #y’all ever try to take a day off and your manager straight up tells you that you can’t #because everyone ELSE is taking that day off?#anyways in other news I broke a glass because I did not have the time to recover from last week 🥂#honestly if it was the main manager working today I would have insisted that I need today off but it wasn’t #and I’m not gonna do that to the manager who was on shift because that girl gets put through enough stress #so by the time you see this assume I’m already in a coffin

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togamicchi · 2 months

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idk if i requested already but... shark/ocean themed pixels please? :3

HAI

#request #read pinned before int #pixels #favicons #rentry #rentry graphics #web graphics #graphics #gif #decor #cute #ocean #sharks #sea #oceancore #im sorry i hate adding core to things its for the algorithm ok...

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limboraptor · 2 months

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Blue Coral always forgets to watch his mouth (and always pays the price)

(Sprite edits by cosmicwhoreo!)

#they’re both bad influences #repeating curses runs in the family #they all hate custard and call him names quietly #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #captain caviar cookie #salty shark crew #republic sailor cookie 2 #republic sailor cookie 1 #staghorn coral cookie #blue coral cookie #rookie cookie

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ravenousrampage · 1 month

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more of this loser.

#shark scribbles #v.ore #belly kink #he hates doing that btw he's lying just for the attention #if he actually does eat someone he complains the entire time and spits them out after like ten minutes

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cinamun · 1 year

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The set up (pt. 1) | Next

*ahem*

So let me personally apologize for any panic attacks and/or thrown furniture yesterday. I appreciate you but I had to do it for theatrical purposes of course.

Please help me in congratulating the newly betrothed couple!

Also she's right, sharks can't make sounds

#ts4 #indya #black simblr #lmfaooooooooooo yayyyyyyyyyyy #I was holding back ENTIRE TEARS during this little scene right here #its jayce in the shark suit on one knee!!!!!!!!#and now I'm crying again #I hate these OCs I SWEAR #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #ch21

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wisteriaaa · 1 month

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