next time you make baseless claims about how scary sharks are, look at a salmon shark.

look at him. you’re gonna look at him and tell me he’s infesting our waters? that this is a creature of terror?

look at him. look at him real good. this is a little dude. how fucking dare you talk about him this way. he’s gonna cry now, look at what you did. bet you feel real fucking stupid, huh? real silly? you better. think about what you’ve done. bitch

oh hell yeah brother

a blessing unto the sea

trans people sleep schedules be either

SLEEP LOWEST% WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

or

hey guys today im doing a casual run of Sleep, now i dont care that much about how long it takes we're just gonna have a relaxing time with it, starting with our shark right here

its called a "shonk" bc thats the sound your brain makes when you think about it

Ok it's sharkposting time

Is it just me, or do sharks just look so goofy and stupid? Look at this dude. Is that the face of a killer to you?

well it shouldn't anyways because shark attacks on humans are exceedingly rare but that's not the point

can’t believe they made blahaj real

i love you zebra sharks i love you white spotted bamboo sharks i love you leopard sharks i love you grey smoothhound sharks i love you pelagic thresher sharks i love you big eye thresher sharks i love you common thresher sharks i love you bronze whaler sharks i love you whale sharks i love you oceanic white tip sharks i love you great white sharks i love you great hammerhead sharks i love you scalloped hammerhead sharks i love you bonnethead sharks i love you nurse sharks i love you lemon sharks i love you broadnose sevengill sharks i love you bluntnose sixgill sharks i love you shortfin mako sharks i love you longfin mako sharks i love you bull sharks i love you blue sharks i love you tiger sharks i love you angular rough sharks i love you goblin sharks i love you blacktip reef sharks i love you caribbean reef sharks i love you porbeagle sharks i love you sand tiger sharks i love you sandbar sharks i love you horn sharks i love you port jackson sharks i love you wobbegong sharks i love you frilled sharks i love you epaulette sharks i love you basking sharks i love you saw sharks i love you pyjama sharks i love you cookie cutter sharks i love you greenland sharks i love you silky sharks i love you dusky sharks i love you megamouth sharks i love you spinner sharks i love you salmon sharks i love you sharks

using my obsession over shark man to reference pics of strongmen

the autism rizz is real i can infodump about sharks or share my idea to cosplay spacecore from portal 2 and before im done talking i am having sex

looking at this image everyday and reading it like it's an affirmation

steven spielberg in 1975 after being paid off by shark fishing companies to create a movie starring a shark as the antagonist, thus channeling people into a negative perception of sharks:

Evo jedan pesek za tebe

najdraža stvar na svijetu

the fact that i have to stop cuddling shark to go get food is transphobic and homophobic.

if only i could go pspsps to sharks

If I fits, I sits