Voldemort: *monologuing about how he killed his father because he hated him*
Lucius: *noticing the headstone says 'Tom Riddle' on it*
Lucius: Phew. He definitely won't mind that I lost his dad’s diary if he hates him this much. What a relief.
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In this week’s installment of the Mr tries to give me Harry Potter erotica™️ ideas:
And then she should say, “Oh wow. That’s a nice good sized dick you got there… It must be about… 9 AND THREE QUARTERS” 🪄🚂
🤦♀️
Honestly, I’m just mad I didn’t think of it first 🤣
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"Do pretty kitties like their Hogwarts?"
*purring*
creaturesfromelsewhere 3-4-2024
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"29! But last year, last year I had 30!" 😂
☝🏻 Me when nobody came out as a backup for Rey Mysterio lol
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* Finally escape escape from 30 Google tabs and unfinished rough drafts*
DOBBY HAS FINISHED A COMPLETE SENTENCE!
DOBBY WROTE SOMETHING THEY DIDN'T HATE!
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I think my favorite book is Harry Potter and the Hot Cup
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All he needs is the hair(something he’ll never have) and make-up! it’s giving “BITCH, you know im sexy”
ya’ll cant lie, voldy’s a little 🏳🌈 and you know it, especially when he said “i can TOUCH you know” like bro....whatchu mean by that?
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