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#gotta stake your claims lmao
wildwoof · 20 days
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polyghostfacehours · 2 years
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how would billy or stu react to someone flirting/ trying to get with their girl?
It'd be an event for sure lol.
Went Gender Neutral for this one since I think they'd react very similarly regardless of S.O's gender tbh. Also did Billy, Stu and then poly.
TW: Very mild NSFW mentions
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poly!Ghostface with Someone Trying to Flirt with GN!Reader:
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Billy in particular is pretty territorial. He doesn't have many people he would consider friends or even important, so seeing someone so blatantly try something on his S.O lights something in him.
Outwardly, he's cool as a cucumber - don't want to draw too much attention to himself after all - but on the inside he's raging.
If it's one-off flirting, Billy will definitely wrap an arm or something around his S.O, and give them a quick kiss. Maybe he'd be a little less overt with a male S.O, but ultimately his bf >>>>> people's random ass judgement so he'd for sure do at least something stake his claim.
the biggest side-effect that happens is ultra possessiveness for a few days. Expect to feel his eyes on you anytime you're around him, and expect him to be around you a lot more.
Hickeys lol. Expect hickeys, and lots of them where people can see. We see in the movie Billy has a penchant for necks (both in kissing and in choking lol) so pray yours isn't too sensitive lmao.
Now if someone is trying to straight up get with you? Now that's a huge problem.
Billy already has abandonment issues, and seeing someone try and take you away will inevitably lead him to have nightmares of you leaving. Which in turn manifests in his tendency to not separate reality from fantasy.
He starts thinking those nightmares will be an inevitability if he doesn't stop them, rather than just a byproduct of his insecurity.
Thoughts of killing the person trying to steal you definitely cross his mind more than once. If he spirals, he definitely might.
You'd have to really go out of your way to calm his nerves and intrusive thoughts. He might lash out more. The sex would be rougher than usual.
Stu actually takes pride in showing his S.O's off, so he would actually find it amusing that someone is flirting with you.
His confidence knows no bounds, he'll even tell you to flirt back sometimes for his amusement, just so he can see the disappointment in the person's face once they realize your Stu's. It's sadistic and cruel, but that's just how Stu is.
He's all for PDA, so if he genuinely feels intimidated (the person is super hot, or charismatic, or - god forbid -taller than him😱) he'll jump on groping and kissing you. He'd make some pretty uncomfortable eye contact with the flirter while he does too.
Now, if someone is actively trying to steal you away, Stu goes fucking nuts.
He will shit talk that person all the time, spread rumors, make fun of them.
The more toxic part of him might talk you down a bit. Or at least compliment you less, just so you don't get "a big head" and leave him bc you think you're better than him like Casey did (Stu's thought process here)
You gotta put a stop to it ASAP. Let him know you're not going anywhere.
He'd dom all the time for awhile. He really wants to hammer home that you "belong" to him.
Honestly, he's much more prone to killing recklessly than Billy is, so this person might genuinely end up dead and if you give him any reason to think you're gonna dump him for the flirter.
That being said, it takes awhile to get to that point. Im talking like this person has been pursuing you for awhiiiiile.
He'd also spoil you a lot more. Stu doesn't realize he can't literally buy your love, so he'll start getting some really expensive and unnecessary gifts to show you how much better of a "provider" he is (lets ignore its still mommy and daddy's money lmao)
Now in a poly setting, it can go either way depending on how long youve been together. A lot of above applies to them individually still.
If you three have been together for awhile, it takes more than just a persistent flirt to rile them up. They know they have each other's backs to help reel you in if you get too distant, and honestly they think to themselves that there's no way you'd dump two S.O's for just one.
if you've been together for a shorter time though, like only for a couple of years, that's when it gets a bit dangerous.
Billy may not trust you completely at that point, and the reason he trusts Stu is bc he's known him for many years. If you haven't been around for literal years, he might think you'd cheat.
The positive is that the sex is very you-focused for awhile lol.
The bad is that they get a bit manipulative and toxic to reel you in and make sure the person pursuing you has no chance.
Billy gets touchy at home, always making sure he's touching you in some way or that you're leaning against him (it grounds him but sshhhh he'll never admit that lol)
Stu gets any opportunity to get you to wear his clothes at home. His thinking is "If they wear my clothes they always smell me so ill be on their mind always hehe 🙃"
They'll also try and keep you home more. Especially Stu, though he's a hypocrite bc he goes out all the time. You gotta put your foot down at this point tbh or it spirals and gets worse, going from mildly manipulative to straight up controlling
Billy and Stu are a dream team, but they can sometimes also feed into the worst in each other due to their...darker tendencies lol.
The biggest challenge is grounding them, and kinda playing innocent like you never realized you were being flirted with. That way they get in their heads that you didn't even entertain the person as someone who could steal you away.
For the person's sake, you better put your foot down and tell them you won't and never will be interested. If that person's a real friend, they'll accept that. If they aren't, they'll leave and stop pursuing you, allowing Billy and Stu to give a little victory "Told you so, they only wanted in your pants" smirk/haughty taunt.
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feelin-woozy · 3 years
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Just curious about what general headcanons you have for danny. Just general Sfw and nsfw. Lay it on me make it as dark and gross and fucked up as you want i live for that shit.
I gotta lot of thoughts on our boy Danny.
Tw: Dub con, abuse / toxic relationships
General
He's a minimalist, he's always on the go so he doesn't tend to have a lot to his name. There might be a few possessions that he holds kind of dear to himself but nothing much. I imagine he'd have like, a storage locker somewhere for those kind of items that hold some meaning to him but are too big to lug around with him.
With that, I think he's also a neat freak. If he's cooking, he's a clean as he goes kind of things. All his notes for work are kept very neat and orderly, even if they don't look it, there are intricate systems that he works within and can tell you what's in every one of those piles.
Fucking hilarious guy, will make you laugh till you're crying and can't breathe.
He's a social chameleon, very good at blending in with people and seeming super unsuspecting and charming. The kind of man you could bring home to meet your parents and they'd think he was lovely for you.
Anything that's a relationship with him is purely accidental. You fill some part of him that he didn't know he needed filling. Don't think he's going to be sweet on you all the time, he might be sweet on you sometimes but he's still has anti social personality disorder and don't think that you're going to 'fix him'
Being with you is a convenience, you know what he does so he doesn't have to be someone else around you, sex without having to be someone else and having a partner is good for his image.
Regardless of if you are or not, he'd try and make it known you're dispensable. If he truly needs you, he doesn't want you to know that. He doesn't want you to have that kind of leverage over him.
Also if you ever try and leave him, he'll kill you. There won't be any second chances. He doesn't have time to babysit you, so either be a good little pet for him or end up the next headline.
:o)
Danny is a hard dom, that said, if he's dating someone, he likes if they're a brat. There are however stipulations with this. One. You know at the end of the day, he's the one in charge and you are below him. Two. You know your place and don't push past that place. It's something that keeps him stimulated, the submission is important because he has an ego BUT you being bratty and PRETENDING to think you're better than you are (key word is pretending), is hot to him and he enjoys putting you in your place.
The aforementioned point isn't something he always wants though, he enjoys it but it would piss him off if you're bratty during sex all the time. Again, he's got an ego.
You will be recorded during sex and you will have your photos taken. That's just, that's a given and he frankly doesn't care if you don't want it to happen or not lmao.
Huge sadist, he likes to hurt you. Loves leaving bruises and cuts all over you. Wants to make you cry.
Flipside of that, he's actually good at aftercare. I wouldn't go as far to say the aftercare is because he loves you or cares about your wellbeing but it traps you in this kind of false security. It's very toxic of 'yeah he knocks you around during sex but he's so sweet and caring after that you can't leave him!'
Incredibly possessive. You probably have a collar like THIS that you have to wear. It's unsuspecting to most people but the point is, it's a way for him to stake his claim.
Breeding kink but doesn't actually want kids. Will not engage in it unless he knows you are on birth control / have had a hysto. Also isn't limited to AFAB ppl, he'll talk about breeding you if you're AMAB too, the concept of claiming you in such a way is the draw for him.
I actually think this would be such a thing that he himself would get a vasectomy.
Some other things he's into are phone sex, voyeurism, restraints, edging, knife play, has a really filthy mouth.
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drabbles-mc · 3 years
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Outnumbered
Creeper Vargas x F!Reader
Inspired by Day Nine of the July Prompts: beach
Warnings: language, talk of pregnancy, Creeper being the soft & fun dad that we all know he would be
Word Count: 1.8k
A/N: This takes place in my pre-established Dad!Creeper universe. I love this whole family dynamic, which I will refer to as the Wolfpack lmao. If you wanna read more about this lil Vargas Squad check out these fics: X, X
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The kids jumped out of the van and immediately started sprinting towards the water. You laughed, calling after them to be careful and not go up past their knees until you and their father made it town to the shore. All three of them yelled some kind of acknowledgment back to you and all you could do was shake your head with a smile. They’d been waiting so long to come to the beach.
“Need me to carry something, Neron?” you asked, already knowing what his answer was going to be as you rested your hands on your stomach.
He shook his head, “Nah, mama, I got all this shit,” he leaned in, kissing your baby bump and then your lips, “You go ahead and find a spot for us.”
You chuckled, “At least let me take a chair or two. Or the towels. Something, please. You’ve only got two arms, baby.”
He pulled one towel out of one of the beach bags and handed it to you. When he saw the look on your face, he shook his head, adamant about his position, “You’re one over-exertion from having our baby on the beach.”
“Neron, c’mon, don’t be—”
“I’m good,” his smile was so sincere, it still made your whole heart feel full, “Go on. I’ll catch up.”
You smiled, not wanting to push the argument any further. You gave him one more kiss on the lips before thanking him and heading towards the shore. You could hear the laughter of your three children, and your smile grew as you watched the twins chase down their older brother, kicking water at him the entire time.
You laid out your towel to stake a claim on a small stretch of the beach. Looking back over your shoulder, you saw Creeper defying the laws of physics as he somehow managed to get all of the gear down to you in one trip. Cooler, chairs, umbrella and all, nothing got left behind. The laugh that slipped past your lips was involuntary as you watched him drop everything next to the towel you’d laid out.
Stepping over to him, you pulled him into a kiss, “You never cease to impress me.”
Lightly running his hand over your stomach, he smiled, “I should be the one saying that to you.”
Much to your surprise, he let you help him get everything set up. You laid out the towels for the kids and got the chairs set up for yourself and for him. You left him to wrestle with the umbrella—that was always his job whether you were pregnant or not. While he was doing that, you called out to your kids, waving for them to come over to you. They hesitated, not wanting to give up even one minute of being in the water, but when they saw the way you crossed your arms over your chest as you waited, they booked it right over to you.
“Sunscreen first, then you can go back to playing,” you told them as you pulled the bottle out of the bag.
They moaned and groaned, but they let you put it on their backs and faces. They took care of the rest, and you smiled at the little white streaks that were left on their arms and stomachs from their rushed jobs, too eager to get back to the water. The three of them were practically vibrating waiting for you to let them know that it was alright to go. Once you gave them a nod of approval, they were off and running again. You laughed as Brandon scooped up the bucket and shovel as he ran off, the small plastic shovel banging around with every bumpy step that he took across the sand.
“This alright?” Creeper redirected your attention to his umbrella setup.
You smiled, nodding as you saw he made sure your chair was perfectly shaded, “It’s perfect. Thank you.”
“Whatever you need.”
He peeled off his tank top and a smirk instantly found its way onto your face as you watched him toss it to the side. He turned back to face you and when he saw your expression, he immediately chuckled and shook his head. Without even realizing it you found yourself biting down lightly on your bottom lip.
“Don’t be lookin’ at me like that in public, mama,” his smile was contagious.
“Sorry,” you stepped in closer to him, running your hands over the ink that covered his torso, “I can’t help it.”
Before either of you had a chance to say anything else, a shriek came from the edge of the water. Both of you turned to see your son tossing entire buckets of water at his sisters. You both laughed and Creeper gave you a kiss before taking off towards them to try and calm the situation before it got too out of hand.
You slowly and carefully lowered yourself down into your beach chair, keeping your eyes on your family the entire time. As you felt the restless kicking inside your belly, it sank in that the next time all of you came to the beach together, your family was going to be just a little bit larger. You shrugged off your coverup, and even though it was a thin piece of fabric it felt great to go without it, instantly running your hands over the exposed skin of your stomach.
While you were getting out your book and a drink for yourself, Creeper came trudging back up to your designated space. You flicked your eyes up to him, smiling as you saw the water running down the smooth skin of his head.
“I see you got caught in the crossfire,” you said with a laugh.
“Your girls are brutal,” he shook his head with a smile.
“Oh,” you rested your book on your stomach and gave him your full attention, “so now they’re my girls?”
He laughed, leaning down to kiss your forehead, “They’re your beautiful little savages, mama.”
“Mhm,” you chuckled as he opened a bottle of water and took a long drink from it, “I’ll remember that.”
You looked back down to the water and saw the three of them at least getting along now, no doubt plotting something together against their father for when he returned to the danger zone. It was impossible not to smile as the three of them huddled together. Looking over at your husband, you found him with his eyes fixed on you, a soft smile on his face. He twisted the cap back onto his water bottle before tossing it onto his chair.
As he went to take off again, you reached out and grabbed his hand before he could get too far. He whipped back around to you, concern on his face, “Yea, baby?”
You chuckled, motioning for him to come closer, “You gotta put on some sunscreen.”
He shook his head, “I’ll be fine.”
Narrowing your eyes at him, you gave a slight shake of your head, “Remember what happened last time you said that? You got all blistered up. C’mon. If I make the kids do it, I gotta make you do it too.”
He knew better than to argue with you, so he let you put a generous amount in his hands while you got up to rub it into his back and on the top of his head. You chuckled when he flinched at the coldness of the lotion. As you took a couple extra moments to really work it into his shoulders, you felt his body relax under your touch, and it brought a smile to your face. He reached back, placing his hand over yours before turning to face you.
“I love you.”
You smiled, nodding, “I love you too.”
“You gotta promise you won’t get mad at me, alright?”
Your brows furrowed in confusion, “Mad at you for what?”
The edges of his lips curled into a smirk as he took the leftover lotion on his hands and smeared it in a line down your face with a laugh, leaving a bright white streak behind as he took off running, shouting back to you how beautiful you were and how much he loved you.
You laughed, rolling your eyes as you rested your hands on your stomach, “You’re lucky I’m pregnant and can’t run after you, Neron!” you paused, and after a few seconds you thought better of it, “Alex! Ava! Brandon!” you called out to each of your kids, smiling when they all snapped to attention and looked at you, “See if you guys can dunk your father before we go home today!”
They all let out screams of joy and excitement, smiles taking over their faces as they ran towards their dad. Creeper looked at you, the weight of defeat making his shoulders slump slightly as he accepted his fate. You laughed as you slowly lowered yourself back into your beach chair. Within seconds the twins had attached themselves to Creeper’s legs and Brandon was attempting to climb up onto his father’s back. All four of them were laughing and you were honestly impressed by your husband’s ability to stay upright.
Your son was fully attached to Creeper’s back, legs securely wrapped around the man’s torso and arms looped around his neck. You chuckled as Creeper crouched down, trying with all his might to pry his daughters off of his legs, tucking them under his arms as he made the short walk into the water and dunking them instead of the other way around. Their laughter could be heard all down the coast and it was impossible not to laugh from where you were sitting.
“Your turn, B-Dawg,” he laughed as he reached back and lifted his son off of him, lofting him into the water, the young boy cackling the entire time.
Once the three of them had been sufficiently tossed around, they settled into a calmer activity of building a sandcastle just out of reach of the high tide waves. When they seemed fairly calm, Creeper made his way back up to you. You’d managed to get through some of your book as you watched them, and he smiled as he quickly wiped off some of the water and sand, finding his seat next to you.
“Got your workout for the day?” you looked over at him with a smile.
He chuckled, nodding, “Yea. Can’t believe you sicced my own kids on me, mama. That’s cold.”
“Fair is fair when I can’t chase after you,” you laughed, “Just wait until next year when you’re even more outnumbered.”
His laughter quieted as he glanced down at your stomach, and he gave a satisfied nod, “I can’t wait.”
“You’re gonna run out of arms,” you said with a smile as you reached and entwined your fingers with his.
He laughed, “That’s what I’ve got you for. If we stick together we might almost be able to hold our own.”
“That’s a big maybe.”
He chuckled, shaking his head, “Nah,” he lifted your hand and pressed a kiss to your knuckles, “We’ve got this down. We’ll be alright.”
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I love your work so much its just mmm ❤❤ Lately Ive been wondering how the nonyandere brothers would react to a sorta shameless mc. Like, in a non sexual way. An example being, oh no I spilled juice on my pants/shirt, better take it off and go get a clean one after finishing my juice. Would they be flustered? Would they start immediately stripping too, getting the wrong message? Throw a jacket on mc? A blanket? Blind everyone else?
I think we all know
When you were talking about stripping
Who comes to mind
Also, sorry to be a downer, but I've been seeing a lot of violence outside recently. Just another reminder: stay safe please.
Lucifer
What
You spilled hot sauce on yourself and this is your first course of action.
He's a bit flabbergasted
But Lucifer quickly over comes his shock and takes off his coat, draping it over your shoulders.
You might be confused, not seeing anything wrong with it, but Lucifer is not going to risk some demon catching sight of you through the windows in such a state of dress.
(Plus, if you're poly, it's a bonus to stake his claim lmao)
Mammon
He doesn't wait, you're going to get wrapped up like a damn Christmas present
"DON'T LOOK AT (MC)!!!"
(This just causes everyone to look at you)
He'll take whatever blanket, curtain, jacket, ext in sight just to keep you from the sights of others.
It's kinda excessive, but it's Mammon. What can you do?
Leviathan
Tbh, he kinda blushes and just turns away.
He might even aggressively walk out of the room.
(Everyone in the house who sees him afterward will wonder what the hell has got him going. Some might even investigate. Cue Mammon aggressively wrapping you up)
Probably plans out escape routes everytime you hang out lmao.
Satan
He genieunly isn't too bothered by nudity/semi nudity.
Might offer you his stupid jacket.
But otherwise pretty chill, that is when it's just the two of you.
He might be a little more protective when you're anywhere other than his room though.
(His brothers are weirdos. And even if you're in a poly relationship, he doesn't want to deal with what comes with them.)
Asmodeus
Here he is, the man, the myth, the legend who does in fact strip the moment he sees you taking your clothes off.
I mean, you could just be slipping off some socks and he's getting naked.
If anything he's the one making you uncomfortable.
Seriously, he's just that bad.
(Tbh, it's better if you're poly, because at least if you are then you can have someone aggressively protect you from Asmo lmao)
Beelzebub
I kinda have a feeling...he does this?
Not to a extreme extent (Like ah fuck I spilled milk all over myself. Gotta take off everything now). He probably just takes off his shirt/pants if he gets something on them.
So not really bothered by your habits.
Might offer his own clothes.
(Everyone else would prefer you didn't take him up on this offer as watching. Brel just walk around without any pants is kinda an intimidating sight.)
Belphegor
Probably doesn't notice. Or at least care enough to make a big deal out of it.
As long as you can come back to bed with him, he's fine tbh.
He's not super happy when someone else in the household looks at you whilst you're "in a state of undress", but more then likely he's going to give them the death stare, and now try to cover you.
(Even if you were poly, it'd probably be the same. Belpie is a firm believer of "his time", and when specific brothers overstep boundaries during it, he gets a bit pissy).
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runin-reads · 4 years
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❛ s o l a r s y s t e m ❜
— hinata harem drabbles and reader insert
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SYNOPSIS: my thoughts on various hinata ships, plus my take on what it would be like to marry the sunshine himself.
PAIRINGS: kenhina, kagehina, atsuhina, oihina, hoshihina, tsukkihina, hinata x reader.
A/N: I would add wayyy more ships but I didn’t want this to be too long. I may add a part 2 depending on the feedback I get.
MANGA SPOILERS
☆ミ KENHINA
— the only sugar baby and sugar daddy relationship that matters
— shoyou says he likes something off-handedly only for  kenma to buy it in bulk the next day 
— “if you get boring, I’ll stop ;)” that’s it that’s the sunmary. need I say more to describe their dynamic?
— Kenma and him fight a lot to cover the bill, only for Kenma to pay for it secretly on his way to the bathroom 
— honestly just such caring boys to each other. Kenma is so intune with how Shoyou feels and will lay down just about anything to make him feel better. Shoyou brings happiness and energy to Kenya’s life and makes sure that he takes plenty of breaks from the screen, so he can rest. 
— he’s part of the pretty setter squad, what can I say.
☆ミ KAGEHINA 
— literal representation of yin-yang. They balance eachother out in the best way and work perfectly together
— volleyball dorks that wanna bring each other to new heights. Constantly noticing improvement (namely Hinata’s) in each other and instantly being filled with joy at the sight of it  
— like seriously. Kageyama was the first to see potential in Hinata, and was willing to put effort into drawing his talent out. Before Kageyama there was no one who would do that shit, and i honestly can’t imagine Hinata without his influence 
—romance aside, their friendship and teamwork is something we all want in life. They’re intune with the others needs and characters, they’re a POWERFOUPLE and everyone acknowledges them as one
☆ミ ATSUHINA
— wow, he can jump. That’s it, we wilding now 🤪
— deadass saw him play for one match and decided “ah yes. I want this one” LMAO 
— Atsumu made a promise to toss for him and actually fulfilled that oath 6 years later. King really did THAT. 
— okay but Atsumu casually staking claim over Hinata as HIS wing spiker, really brought out his protective bf side. You can just tell how much pride and trust he has in Hinata as a teammate, enough where he’ll call him HIS wing spiker at any given time.
— I just love the way Hinata encourages Atsumu and his jokes that go over everyone else’s head. 
— “Atsumu-san! I found it funny!” :D
— hinata comes thru when no one else does. We love to see it 
— Atsumu being the stressed mom friend of the jackals and Hinata either adding to the stress, or helping him out.
— hinata being one of the few people that matches Atsumu’s energy for constantly thinking of new moves/techniques for volleyball. Will stay long after practice just to work together and play the sport they love.
☆ミ OIHINA 
— DO NOT TELL ME THAT OIKAWA DIDN’T MAKE SEVERAL TRIPS TO RIO TO VISIT HINATA AGAIN. DO N O T.
— oihina spent several days in the honeymoon phase. Going to restaurants, building sandcastles, playing beach volleyball, taking selfies to piss old rivals off. And this is Brazil we’re talking about. They 100% went to bars and danced in the streets, drunk off of the alcohol and the feeling of being close to each other. If this doesn’t scream “forbidden summer romance, I found a piece of home away from home” energy, then idk what does.
— they met as two homesick boys that left the country to pursue their dreams. Both of them were feeling lost and had no idea where to go from there, but then they saw each other and their vigor was restored. I’ll say it again, THEY FOUND A PIECE OF HOME INSIDE EACHOTHER. THEY REMINDED EACHOTHER OF THEIR ULTIMATE GOALS AND THAT VOLLEYBALL IS A SPORT WHERE YOU HAVE FUN.
— oikawa definitely needs reminding that he is enough, that he is skilled and hardworking, and most  importantly to take care of himself. Hinata would definitely be able to provide this support to him. He is a fountain of endless praise and validation, and what makes it better is that it’s all sincere and only based on the truth. 
☆ミ TSUKKIHINA
— Tsukki would fucking punch himself before catching feelings for Hinata. Which is what makes this ship even funnier.
— it’s just Tsukki back at it again with his salty inner-monologue to himself and denying his feelings, only for Hinata to waltz right in and change his view of everything 
— the type of couple to be arguing and all up in each others faces, only to be like “holy shit he’s close,” and be reduced to a blushing mess
— when Hinata actually sasses back yall better be behind Tsukki to catch him as he burns. This man will either clap right back or short circuit from the shock alone. 
— he probably develops a hunch from holding hinata's hand all the time and crouching down to give a hug. Mans looking like Quasimodo but it’s okay, he’s in love.
☆ミ HOSHIHINA
— not really a fav ship of mine, but I gotta give appreciation where appreciation is due
— they’re so alike yet so different in so many ways 
— I just love how they’ve finally found someone to relate to, someone who knows exactly what it’s like to be underestimated at first, only to completely soar through their expectations in order to reach higher heights 
— they’re a great reference to each other, and they clearly love seeing the other improve and try out different things. They have a deep respect and sense of rivalry, and they most definitely are the dumbest-and-dumbest couple that can’t figure out shit outside of volleyball 
— they compete over the pettiest shit. Will race each other to get into the shower first, or put on their seatbelts. Chaotic energy can be sensed from miles away. Can’t be left alone to do anything without the building collapsing smh.
☆ミ HINATA X READER 
— ngl you got the entire volleyball scene jealous 
— like you managed to snag the most versatile and sought after player in the whole of Japan. You really did THAT.
— Shoyou is definitely the type to give you a one-handed hug and a kiss to the forehead every time he has to leave for something 
— will sling an arm around you from behind and ask you about your day. Asks you quick fire questions like, “have you eaten yet?” “Have you drank water?” And is overall a super attentive lover 
— “hey, I’m Shoyou Hinata and this is my spouse!” Cue the blinding grin that’s brighter than the sun 
— Like they do for Hinata, players like Hoshiumi and Ushijima address you by your full name, and you and your husband find it hilarious. 
— “OI HINATA” - kageyama 
— the both of you turn around 
— all chaos ensues
— I feel like Shoyou wouldn’t be the type to flirt with you at first, he’d just be really upfront with it. Will dead ass head straight towards you after practice or something, and say, “hey! Wanna go back to my place after this?” 
— he’d say this with the BRIGHTEST SMILE, and I bet he’d blush a lot too
— he would still blush, even once yall are married and everything 
— everyone cries at your wedding. You don’t know if it’s tears of joy, or they’re all at a loss because they wanted Hinata all to themselves. And honestly? Same.
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for the prompts! 15 with anakin and obi wan, and maybe with the clones and ahsoka as the audience if that makes sense
from this prompt list
i always end up forgetting to put the actual line in the prompt but here it is lmao
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Hyperspace always made her drowsy, something she tried not to take for granted. Many of the clones claimed it made them nauseous, and she knew firsthand that they weren’t just complaining for the sake of it. There was usually a mess to clean up on one of the decks whenever they received a fresh batch of troops.
Ahsoka began nodding off against one of the supply crates, hoping she’d fall asleep. They were forty-fives minutes out from engaging Grievous' forces, and the only other way to pass the time was stewing in her pre-mission jitters. The familiar clanging, marching, and yelling in the hangar bay was somehow soothing, and she could feel herself drifting slowly into unconsciousness. A nice, quick nap before a battle never hurt any—
“That is incorrect!” Obi-Wan snapped, particularly loudly, making her jerk awake. Rex glanced at her from his seat on the crate next to her, looking like he was trying to keep a straight face.
“What’s your take, Commander?” he asked, and she frowned.
“On what?” Ahsoka rubbed at her eyes, letting out a sigh. So much for a snooze. 
“Their… uh, conversation,” he clarified, nodding towards Obi-Wan. She followed Rex’s gaze and found Anakin standing in front of him, the both of them talking—yelling—furiously, lightsabers in hand but as of yet unlit. For now, anyway.
“Is it about combat form again?” She rolled her eyes. “They have this argument like every day at the Temple.”
Rex looked back at them. “Well, who’s right? Someone’s gotta be. In your opinion, I mean,” he added hurriedly, as if worried someone would take offence.
“Both of them,” she said with a sigh. “That’s the problem.”
“Yeah, that’s good for larger opponents,” she overheard Anakin say. “And ones without guns. How many of those do you encounter? Actually, on second thought, you’re pretty short—”
“We are talking about Sith opponents, not just anyone larger than you,” Obi-Wan shot back. As the conversation progressed, they both took on more defensive stances, as if moments away from duelling. Which is what usually ended up happening.
“Grievous isn’t a Sith! He’s just a moronic pair of lungs in a fancy suit of armour—”
“He also has four lightsabers. You’ve never even faced him—”
“Because he runs away all the time! What kind of opponent is that—”
“Alright, different question,” Rex whispered beside her as they began to both speak overtop of one another. “Who’s going to win when they start fighting?”
Ahsoka raised a brow. “How much money do you have staked on it?” 
Rex sat up straight, face pulling into a frown. “You think I would bet on the honour of my superior officer?” he asked incredulously.
She snorted. “I wasn’t born yesterday. You guys bet on everything. Is it with Cody again?”
Rex kept up the outraged act for a few moments longer, then relented with a sigh. “I can’t lose any more credits to him,” he confessed. “He’ll stop respecting me.”
Ahsoka looked across the hangar to the 212th, who were standing around watching the conflict in front of them unfold. Apparently she wasn’t the only one suffering from pre-mission jitters. There were worse ways to pass the time, she supposed.
The pulse of two lightsabers activating in quick succession pulled her attention back to Anakin and Obi-Wan, who were still bickering even as they got into their opening stances.
“Shouldn’t you be betting on your general winning?” Ahsoka asked, glancing at Rex.
“I did,” he protested, sounding defensive. “I just want to know how worried I should be.”
“You and Cody should both be worried,” she assured him, and his frown deepened. “Obi-Wan’s probably better, but Anakin is good at taking him by surprise.”
“That’s what I thought you’d say,” Rex muttered.
“We should televise this stuff,” Fives said on the other side of her, his voice muffled around a mouthful of a ration bar. “Rake in tons of money for the Republic.”
That actually wasn’t a terrible idea. The Council would probably never go for it, for fear the Separatists would use the vids to study Jedi combat form and gain an upper hand, but everybody liked watching a saber battle—and these two certainly put on a good show.
Ahsoka shifted on the crate, trying to get comfortable as she watched Obi-Wan and Anakin hack away at each other. She preferred the more aggressive Djem So and Ataru forms Anakin used to Obi-Wan’s Soresu, but fighting defensive opponents was always more tiresome and annoying. They’d also been stuck in hyperspace for nearly a week, which meant everyone was ready to blow off some steam.
“This might take awhile,” she said with a frown.
“Ah, we got—” Rex checked his chrono. “Thirty-eight minutes. They’ll be done by then, right?”
“They better, otherwise they’ll both be exhausted before we touch down.”
A cry rang out in the hangar, and she looked back to see Obi-Wan clutching at his face with one hand, deflecting swings from Anakin’s saber with the other. Anakin pushed his free hand forward, shoving Obi-Wan onto his back and making him slide across the deck.
Ahsoka stood up in alarm as she saw blood pouring from Obi-Wan’s nose, coating his fingers. “Anakin! Don’t break any bones!”
“I’m not!” he called back, gesturing to his master. “He’s fine, aren’t you, old man? Just slow on the—”
It was Anakin’s turn to get pushed around. Obi-Wan pulled his hand back, then forward, bringing Anakin’s legs out from under him and slamming him down onto the floor. Then Obi-Wan staggered up, grabbed Anakin’s lightsaber, and stood in front of him.
“If I’m a slow old man,” he drawled, sounding immensely pleased with himself despite the rush of blood pouring down his face, which began to spot on his robes. “What does that make you?”
“Not again,” Rex muttered beside her, and she tried not to laugh. 
Anakin gave Obi-Wan a dirty look, watching him swing his lightsaber around, and said something foul that Ahsoka didn’t quite catch. It made Obi-Wan laugh, who deactivated Anakin’s saber before tossing it to him.
“Patience, Anakin,” he instructed, offering a helping hand that his former padawan smacked away as he got to his feet. “Saber fights are often a waiting game.”
“Some of us have busy schedules,” Anakin shot back, clipping the hilt onto his belt. “I don’t have time to wait around.”
That immediately launched them both into another argument, stalled only when Obi-Wan rooted around for a field kit to clean up his face. 
Ahsoka chanced another look at the 212th. Cody had a giant grin on his face, and he was staring directly at Rex.
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RAAAAAAAAIN!! I love that we’re back to the present with May 1869. And I totally see WHY the timeline delved into their past with those drabbles. I love seeing the way their relationship has evolved over the years, and most importantly, WHY things have changed. It’s a lil heartbreaking to see how circumstances have shaped their tenuous relationship, but I still have hope!! I love the way you start off this piece with this imagery of her standing in front of a mirror admiring Yoongi’s mark and missing him. “As the days grow longer, his visits have become far less frequent, though the minutes he spends indulging in your heat seem to extend ever so slightly in turn.” Hmm either he’s lasting longer bc of experience, but then… WHO ELSE IS HE FUCKING👀… or he’s simply dragging it out to spend more time with her???👀👀 AND OMGGGGG we finally meet jimin- Scholar Park- and he can have my whole heart. The way he treats her like a normal person should be expected, but unfortunately for her reality, is a luxury. His lil meltdown about acquiring Bang Si-Hyuk’s latest text had me so endeared and I’M HOWLING over ✨oppa hyuk’s✨ intro into MLT HAHAHAH neways, the way the older scholars are punking my baby jimin have my fighting fists out and ready to defend my boy!! Will we be seeing more of Scholar Park??🥺 Ok, but the way Scholar Park realizes she’s THAT uinyeo-nim… “you can practically see the moment it clicks in his mind that you are that physician, the one who’s name is irrevocably tangled with the king’s… you can literally feel the turmoil going on within him as he tries to figure out how to address you… Just a lowborn, a hole, even a witch doctor that has bewitched jeonha…” UGH. Did she just refer to herself as a HOLE?!?! R U SRS???🙄 And… is he fucking her face-to-face regularly now?😳 The way you have me going back to April 1869 to make sense of “are you that need for a fuck?... you think you feel the ghost of that word lingering around his questions, but it is a small blessing that has not said it aloud since that night in April.” Ah, I see he is no longer degrading her with the term “whore”... I’m guessing bc he’s heard the whispers of palace inhabitants calling her that. Ok, but I mean, you probably ALREADY KNOW that my favorite part of May 1869 is Yoongi’s “never have”😩😩... like I’m that biiiish that guessed she was his first and that night he came to her was his first time (I mean… his bumbling thrusts were a dead giveaway for me cus any non virginal man KNOWS how to thrust, but whether or not they can make a womxn cum is a whole nother story🙄), but catch me also being that biiish that’s shook she was right!!!!! 😂😂😂Ok Rain, we already know I’m gonna make some dirty comment about the smut, so here it is: the way he fingers her to use her arousal as lubricant for his cock… yeah I liked that, it was vvv hot 🥵🥵Also, don’t think I didn’t catch HER marking HIM for the first time. So symbolic of her staking her claim on him as THE ONLY ONE. And I see her wearing his bracelet again. Catch me piloting that lil grey stone of hope skipping my ass across the pond bc I BELIEVE IN THEM!! “You’re the only one.”💕 Ahhhhhhh I’m still squealing!!! 🤭Such an exciting and spiiiiicy update. As always, MLT is such a pleasure to come home to. I have only the utmost respect for you and your writing babe!! I hope your thesis is going well!! ILYSM💕💕
BAAAAABE i’m so glad u get me 🥺💓 as u always do because u are perceptive as hell 🥰🥰 hold onto your hope!!!! the same way our dear uinyeo-nim does haha. OK but like its so relateable because i would let Yoongi mark me however he wishes-- but anyway. heheeh im so glad u enjoy Scholar Park because i was so excited about revealing him!!! he was such a fun character to write amid all this ~angst~!! we are DEFINITELY seeing more of him.  as for the face-to-face...... yep he is 🤭 annnnd she’s coming a lot more too, isn’t she? 🤭🤭 interesting. and heheeheh yessss i was dying to tell u that you were right abt the virgin thing when u first guessed it 🤣 but fr like, most men at least know how to thrust at least, so i was hoping that’d be enough of a hint for some of y’all to pick up on it 🤣✨✨ PLS U GOTTA HAVE THE DIRTY COMMENT LMAO HAHAH hell YES she’s staking her territory. ladies, back off. this one’s mine!!!! kind of !!! 🤪 hahaha omg the image of u on that stone made me giggle. thank you so so much for this thoroughly entertaining ask 💕 i seriously appreciate u like crazy and i hope ur having a great week, lovely!!!! ilyyyyyy 💓
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fyrapartnersearch · 4 years
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It’s 𝔉𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔰𝔶 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢, y’all.
Well hey there, stranger! My name's Samvs and I'm kind of in the market for a new writing partner or two. Let me save you some time and give you the important deets up front:
⭐ 21+
⭐ M/M
⭐ Multi-Para / Novella
⭐ Modern or Premodern Fantasy/Horror
⭐ Discord and/or Email
⭐️ EST (if that matters? I guess?)
Still with me? Rad~
Like everyone else posting on here, I'm a huge nerd, y'all. I'm absolutely the type to make playlists for every character and universe, to make big ass Pintrest boards for muses and locations and pets (its an excuse to look at dog pics, tho, lets be real,) and I absolutely love sharing stuff like that with my writing partners. That being said, if that's not your style, that's totally fine! I'm absolutely cool with most styles of collaboration!
That's really what roleplaying is about for me - collaboration. I love writing SO MUCH, but I'm not the type of person to write out a whole novel on my own, so I absolutely adore ooc chatter about the plot, the characters, the fucking memes they would send each other, whatever it may be!
I swear I won't chew your ear off all the time, but you're cordially invited to fantasize with me ✨
As for content, I’m pretty open. Yeah, there’s those few taboo subjects that most folk agree not to touch, but violence, sexuality and dark themes are the salt and pepper of literature. Gotta have a little darkness in your paintings according to Bob Ross, and his word is law. I don’t make the rules.
I don’t like fading to black unless the scene feels repetitive, and while I don’t have any specific kinks to insert, I can’t imagine most of my characters (or anyone else, tbh,) being solely into vanilla missionary.
This is the part where I admit I'm probably not going to be a good match for you if you crave daily replies. I also crave daily replies, but I literally cannot manage my life, my chores, my job, my stupid needy cat and everything else WITH as much writing as I'd like to do a day. I'd guess my average rate of response is a day to three, but there are going to certainly be times when I can hit you back much faster.
In short, I might need a little patience, but I'm more than happy to extend the same to you.
Speaking of, I'm also really not the type to be too butthurt if you bail. It's nice to get a message, but I mean, that's really awkward and I FULLY UNDERSTAND being overwhelmed and stepping away from writing for a bit. If you wanna come back, but the fire sort of faded for the story, hey, that's fine! I have about a billion plots to launch your way and as long as we get along, I'll be here when you're ready to work on something new!
On to those plots, though, because that's the good shit, right? Like, that's what we HERE FOR. Below you'll find a list of concepts I already have rolled up fairly tight into almost-plots; they're flexible and destructible and if combinable, so if anything really speaks to you in pieces, we can work with that! I’m a huge fan of larger casts, too, so if you’re here for an expanding universe, then I am too! In most of these, I don't have a preference for role, but in those that do I've bolded the role that I would prefer <b>you</b> to play.
<I> As a heads up, I've been listening to a lot of true crime podcasts lately so you might spot a bit of a theme in some of them lmao</i>
MODERN:
⭐ Journalist x <b>Investigator/Retired Officer </b>:
<i>[A little bit like modern D&D.] A charismatic Tiefling crime journalist meets an experienced investigator through work and talks this delightfully rough subject into a series of in-depth interviews. Though they have very little in common aside from an expansive mental catalog of crime scene photography, they find themselves talking long after the recording stops each time they meet. When the journalist finds himself suddenly embroiled in real danger, and without the benefit of being able to take it to the police, he turns to his newfound friend. What seemed like simple violence is only the tip of the iceberg, though, and it's up to the two of them to do what they can to divert the Titanic.</I>
��� Professional Witch x Client:
<I> Magic mingles with the mundane, and like with every other aspect of western life, cash is king. As long as you have money, witching agencies will be happy to help you find a mystic solution for your mostly monotonous worries, whether you need to break a curse... or cast one.</I>
⭐️ Werewolf x Dog Lover:
<I> There’s been a big, strange dog laying in the alleyway beside your house all night, and it’s dumping rain. You can’t just leave the poor pooch out there, right? Maybe he needs a home! </I>
⭐️ Drug Dealer x <b>Cop</b>:
<I> There’s a new party drug on the scene, and it’s making habitual users go feral. Literally. The morphing power of the euphoric powder known as Glimmer isn’t intended, however, and when it’s Fae producer is confronted by an officer on the case of a disappeared partygoer, they realize that there’s more going on here than just a little too much Hoovering. Fae politics and human laws have trapped them in a tight labyrinth that they’ll need each other’s help to navigate and survive.</I>
⭐️ Bonus Concepts:
<I> Fae realms, the intersection of fantasy and politics, odd couples, modern adventuring parties with diverse casts, nonhuman subculture </I>
HISTORICAL/MEDIEVAL:
⭐️ Fae x Adventurer
<I> It’s not every day one stumbles upon a mystic being and survives, and it’s even less common to come out on top. When a wandering adventurer finds a Fae trapped in an iron hunter’s snare in the wilderness, he’s wary to wisdom about setting it free. After cajoling and bargaining and begging, the Fae finally strikes a deal with the mortal; freedom in exchange for a wish. The adventurer can’t make a decision, though, and soon realizes that the Fae can’t leave him until he does, bound by the law of his own magic. Desperate to keep the powerful and beautiful creature with him, he stalls as long as he can. Maybe his wish is just not to be lonesome any longer. </I>
⭐️ Witch x <b>Inquisitor</b>
<I>Most villages have themselves a witch or a cunnung woman, a sage whose strangeness is tolerated in exchange for advice, cures and the promise of peace and prosperity through a little magic when the gods aren’t looking. This village happens to have a cunning fellow, who, perhaps unwisely, takes in a burgled and beaten stranger found on the roadside. It’s not until the unconscious man is already in his home that the witch realized he’s carried back a debilitated inquisitor, a stranger who may bring word of such country practices back to his leaders. Afraid that the burning arm of the church might turn towards his home, the witch has to either hide, show the inquisitor that his people are harmless, or... well, the dead don’t talk, after all, even if that does go against the his vow to defend life. What’s a witch to do? </I>
⭐️ Witch x <b>Fae/Demon</b>
<I> Same inquisition, different witch. Captured by the church and set to burn at the stake, there’s little hope for this one. Resigned to die, the witch is more than surprised when an otherworldly creature offers him a chance at freedom. It comes at a cost: he will be bound to the creature, in body and soul. Depending on his chaotic sponsor’s temperament, that could mean a life of learning deeper magics... or a life of torment and enslavement. A bad life is better than being on fire, though, right?</I>
⭐️ Thief x Warlock
<I> What’s shady, nasty, and might dirk you for a copper piece? Well, it’s both of them, actually. Two adventurers squabble over the prize stored in the city auction house, having both decided to steal it on the same night in unfortunate coincidence. One desires it’s power, the other, it’s weight in gold. Neither realize that they’ve both stumbled into an ancient trap until they split the burden of the curse the artifact truly bears. The curse binds them, and they have no choice but to work together to lift it before it claims their lives. Perhaps fate brought them together... or perhaps it was the wicked call of ancient spirits, begging for release. </I>
⭐️ Bonus Concepts:
<I> Dark magic, pacts and promises, curses, metropolitan adventures and sewer spelunking, social inequality based on fantasy aspects.</I>
It’s a lot of shit, I know. I wrote it. On a <I>phone</I>.
If any of that sounds like your jam and you’re interested in writing with me, then hit me up!
Contact me at <b>[email protected]</b> and we’ll talk it out!
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selfship-garden · 4 years
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you and greed for that “send me a ship and ill tell you” thing you reblogged!! :3c - fawnships
Who asks the other on dates:
Greed, probably, because, let’s face it, I have a lot of insecurities about being bold and he picks up on that right away and takes the initiative until I’m more comfortable. Plus it also gives him the excuse to make a big deal out of it and he’s so damn dramatic he loves getting to plan out extra special dates, even if said date doesn’t involve leaving the house.
Who is the bigger cuddler:
This one is actually a tie, because, while I can be shy at first I practically turn into a cat once I’m comfortable around someone, and since Greed is that person who tosses physical affection around like he’s Oprah, well. We’d basically be goddamn velcroed to each other lmao
Who initiates holding hands more often:
ME, OH MY GOD IT’S ME. Because, listen, okay, those fucking hands of his, are probably rly warm, and I am ALWAYS cold. Plus also I’m legit constantly thinking bout them claws. and. yeah. He’s got nice hands.
Who remembers anniversaries:
I am objectively bad with numbers, and Greed has been alive so long he probably doesn’t pay attention to like, actual dates, but he is aware of how long we’ve been together. And that’s fine! Because it’s not the number or the date that makes a relationship special anyway, it’s the things you do together and the love you share that’s more important.
Who is more possessive:
Definitely Greed, lmao, I’m not all that possessive, least not of people, and I’m poly anyway so like, sharing makes me happier than keeping someone to myself. Greed probably wouldn’t like the idea at first even though I’m habitually bad at making people know when I’m interested, so the likelihood of me finding someone else alongside Greed who garners my attention is slim, but if it did happen he’d eventually warm up to being okay with it, because at the end of the day really he’d want me to be happy more than anything else.
Who gets more jealous:
I do not have a single jealous bone in my entire body, so that one is definitely Greed. I mean, his name is Greed, after all lol.
Who is more protective:
Considering Greed doesn’t really need protecting, and his power is literally an Ultimate Shield, um, pretty safe to say he’s the overprotective one lmao. And, I mean, yeah, I have the disposition to be overprotective of certain people, but Greed is not one of them.
Who is more likely to cheat:
Neither? First off, considering I’m poly and open to the idea of my partners liking/dating people other than me while still being with me, that wouldn’t even be an issue because all he’d have to do is just, y’know, let me know he’s interested in someone. And I’d become his personal cheerleader lmao. Because he deserves to have more people who love him anyway it would be a crime to keep him all to myself when he deserves all the love he can get. And as for Greed himself, well, he’s far too devoted for his own good, which is great! So the idea of having to sneak around to seek affection or whatever elsewhere just, would never occur to him.
Who initiates sexy times the most:
DEFINITELY GREED, but I mean that goes without saying. I’m pretty laid-back when it comes to bedroom stuff and I tend to defer to my partner’s level of need? And Greed is, well, he likes it. A lot. BUT, the flipside is if I’m ever not in the mood then he doesn’t push. Because even in an established relationship consent is important, and Greed thinks consent is sexy anyway, because if his partner isn’t into something than it’s not as fun for him, y’know.
Who dislikes PDA the most:
I don’t dislike PDA all that much, but I do get easily embarrassed when out in public so like, depending on the type of affection being given it’d probably be me. And Greed has very little shame and also doesn’t give a shit so he’s down for all kinds of affection anywhere.
Who kills the spider:
GREED, always, every time. Because they scare me. But I also dislike hurting things, even bugs, so like, he’s gotta do the deed. 
Who asks the other to marry them:
Probably me? But like, only because Greed doesn’t consider the option right away and unless someone properly explained ‘hey, marriage is technically like staking a claim on someone, it marks you as theirs and them as yours in a legally binding contract’ the thought might never cross his mind. And I am a hopeless romantic who craves that idea of being wanted so much that someone wants a physical marker that shows they want me, so like, hell yeah I’m gonna ask him to put a ring on it if it takes him too long to do it himself.
Who buys the other flowers or gifts:
If it comes to actually buying things, probably Greed, but I always lean more toward gifts I can like, make myself? I crochet, I make art, I write, and I love crafts and stuff, so my gifts tend to lean toward the handmade type, whereas Greed is gonna hear me mention I’m vaguely craving a certain candy bar or something and he goes out of his way to buy like, an entire crate of them so I have a month-long supply or something equally cheesy.
Who would bring up possibly having kids:
I mean, he’s not capable of having kids, and I’m low key TERRIFIED of the idea of giving birth, so we’d have to adopt if it ever came up, but it’d probably be me? I don’t really know for sure on this one because I don’t see Greed seeing himself as the fathering type, even though he’s canonically so fucking caring of other people and likes making sure people are taken care of that fatherhood would absolutely come naturally to him, but like, the idea of it wouldn’t come from him probably, because he doesn’t think he’d be a good influence on a kid, but if one was thrust in his life you can bet your ass he’d be the best parental figure that kid ever had.
Who is more nervous to meet the parents:
I don’t speak to my parents and, well, no one wants to meet Greed’s Father anyway except to maybe deck his ass, so uh, this isn’t really applicable lmao. If Greed even wanted to meet my parents it would be to deck my dad too, but that’s a completely different thing and involves zero nervousness because Greed is always down to punch people.
Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry:
This one would be more, me sleeping on the couch because I’m angry and the only real way to punish Greed is to deprive him of myself lmao
Who tries to make up first after arguments:
Greed will absolutely jump to apologies and trying to make up first, if he’s the one in the wrong, and I know sometimes I can be stubborn but then again, I’m such a damn people pleaser that the second Greed gets upset with me about something I’d already be apologizing and trying to make it better before it can even turn into an argument. But also probably the only times I’d ever get mad at him anyway is if he’s being reckless, imo, because yeah he’s got his Ultimate Shield but he’s still capable of running out of souls to heal himself with, and at some point too much damage could actually hurt him and I’d be so damn scared of that? 
Who tells the other they love them more often:
This one is a tie, because Greed says I-love-you’s like it’s a compliment to be paid, and I say I-love-you’s to remind him I’m still here and have no plans to leave ever, that he’s stuck with me for as long as he wants me, and saying it as often as possible is a reminder to himself and me, of just how much he means
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tellywoodtrash · 6 years
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ishqbaaz 12.07.18 lb
hahahahaha guess i’m back on my bullshit again lord jesus why do i have as much backbone as a chocolate eclair.
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couldn’t this bf of anika’s dress up a lil when coming for rishta pakka karofying? she’s sitting there dressed like a goddess and he’s like in his nonsense bread-anda khareedne waala outfit. PUT SOME EFFORT DUDE. AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DESERVE THE GIRL?
speaking of someone who’s putting in a lotta undue effort....
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lmao yeah PRINKU’s shaadi is definitely NOT the one he’s upset about rn.
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HI MUNCHKIN. U SO PRETTY. *kisses screen*
ouff shivaay, acknowledge the presence of the superior baby sister in your life henceforth! THIS IS THE BABY SISTER JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah this universe ka shivaay is def more tameezdaar than the hellion of the previous timeline.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS DUDE’S FACE AT BEING THE RECIPIENT OF SHIVAAY’S 0.3 SECOND STINK EYE.
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yeahhhhhhhh nikhil’s lucky he’s not a pile of dust on the ground, the way this one is looking at him...
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oh daaaaaaang, he’s taking the roke ka chunari as a sign and shizzzz?
i don’t blame him. gosh look at her, she looks like a dreaaaaaam.
OK THIS SOUNDTRACK IS THE WORST THE ABSOLUTE WORST. IT MAKES ME WANT TO POKE MY EYE OUT WITH A RUSTY FORK.
could you fuckers either put the laddoo down or eat it??? or pass it on here to someone who can really use a sweet treat rn (me.)
........ you guys i’m not USED to shivaay being this mellow and polite and .... acting like a CIVILIZED human being. it’s hella weird.
“mr. oberoi... please yeh shaadi tod deejiye.”
LOL SHE’S TALKING ABOUT PRINKU’S WEDDING BOO. DON’T GET IT TWISTED.
ohohohoho pattttttt jawaaab ki WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR MAN IS SO “RIGHT”. THERE’S ONLY ONE MAN WHO’S “RIGHT” HERE AND IT’S ME I’M YOUR MR. RIGHT MARRY ME AND TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE AGAIN YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVEEEEEE
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like, i appreciate his angst and puppy eyes and shit, but the thing is it’s waaaaaaay too premature and unfounded for him to be questioning her marriage to someone else. he doesn’t know her, like.... AT ALL. (compared to his reaction when she’d said yes to daksh in the Original Universe, where he’d known her for months and months, and who she really IS as a person.)
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“mr. oberoi...” “Shivaay. mera naam Shivaay hai. naam se toh bula sakti ho na.”
daaaaaaaaang the puppy eyes and familiarity and the longing for her to treat him as an equal.
not one moment does he take his eyes off her. even when nikhil is talking to him, or when he’s acknowledging him. FULL ON EYE-SEXING ANOTHER MAN’S GIRL RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. NOW THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL BDE.
(god i hate myself for the sentence i just wrote.)
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lol man he hates nikhil’s guts sooooooooooo much.
yeah new prinku is just as underwhelming as the old one. i literally do not care about you, girl. hatttttttt.
lel thanks for rubbing it in, prinku.
lol he’s also such a dheeent. majaaal hai jo ainvayi ke liye bhi congrats bol de.
my god he really cannot stop with the eye-sex.
lol he hates prinku getting friendly with her but also wants her to treat him as equals and oh shivaay what are we going to do with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ohohohoho shitia engagement also today.
yeah literally no one cares about your approval for nikhil’s name, prinku. please go be irrelevant somewhere else.
yeah i really don’t like this not-tuned-into-the-obro-channel waala shivaay. it was the single redeeming factor of his character, how much he was into his brothers.
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i am omRu. so confused and blah-ed out by this weird shivaay.
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LMAO HIS “GOD HELP ME SHE’S STILL ON THIS BS” FACE
oh ho new funky transition graphics. fucking y tho.
pffffffffffft nice attempt to divert her attention.
.... is anika a better cook in this universe or are we in for a 100 kg of uneatable laddoos???
OH SNAP. MOOHTOD JAWAAB. YAAAS QUEEN!!!!!!!
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“oh fuck y am i so turned on by that??????”
this is literally the dumbest shit everrrrrrrrrr, anika. just call like 10 diff. halwaais and ask for 10 kg each? godddddd, why are you so dumbbbbbbbbb in addition to being so khuddaar?????
looks like Original Universe Gauri ke “internet chachi” ways are Anika’s here.
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still confusedly turned on by this display of dheentai.
um those laddoos look hella uneven. but whatever, you go girl.
dadi is gonna be like THE HELL BILLU???????? WTF AM I TO DO WITH THESE 100 KG OF NO-NAME AMATEUR LADDOOS???? when she sees them and then he’s in for it. both from dadi and anika.
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love me my little angry chirraiyya! GIVE HER MORE TO DO TF. AINVAYI IS GHAR MEIN IS CHAACHI KE SAATH DAALA HUA HAI.
YAS GAURI TELL HER THAT SHE DOESN’T NEED TO DO THIS BS.
wtf is this chachi just waltzing in, yelling.
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@ ME FOR REACHING BUT SHIVAAY’S EYES DEFINITELY SOFTENED AT GAURI. #SHIVRI4EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
also his brief anger flare-up seeing the way chachi talks to anika. beta you gotta learn to conceal your feel more.
bro howwwwwww the fuck did she even make.... you know what... never mind.
aaaaand he’s mad at himself again. for hurting her. AGAIN.
TOH NAA KIYA KAR NA, AISA HARAAMIPANN. THAT’S HOW THE REST OF US GO ABOUT LIFE NOT CONSTANTLY FEELING GUILTY.
i hate this chachi, but then i remember the absolute trashfire of a person that sundari bua was and this one is infiiiiiiiiiiiinitely better.
“uske liye bas yehi important hai ki mere haath mein uski ring ho.”
BILLU’S EARS HAVE PERKED UP. AND HE’S MENTALLY ALREADY MADE UP HIS MIND THAT THE ONLY RING THAT’S GOING ON THAT PYAARA SUJA HUA HAATH IS HIS, SO HELP HIM GOD.
oh shit i didn’t think he’d stop her right NOW to do it!!!!!!
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fuck how to say no to THESE PUPPY EYES.
BILLU KI SAGAIIIIIIIIIIII HOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. BILLU RING PEHNAAYEGA. BILLU LADKI LE JAYEGAAAAAAAA. BILLU BILLU BILLLU!!!!!
ouff, i really don’t care about these two losers in this fucking universe either. GIVE ME RIKARA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
.... is universe mein bhavya traffic police hai kya?
he was talking on the handsfree tho? uske liye kaise chalaan katega?
so bhavya is a ainvaayi ka shady cop with no scruples in this universe? cool. cool cool cool.
i kinda like that rudra is a little more assertive and not such a damn dumbass tho?
THIS FUCKING CHACHI. ISKI TOH MAIN....
thank goddddddd gauri is still a badass in this universe. can i have more of her plz? kicking ass and taking names? hopefully tag-teaming with di to beat the fuck outta daksh? or even future jiju coz he’s surely going to do something to really deserve it in about.... 2 weeks.
OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HAND ALREADY HAS A RINGGGGGGGG. BILLU’S ALREADY BEEN HERE AND STAKED HIS CLAIM.
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ncttivagcx-blog · 6 years
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it’s a bird !! it’s a plane !! no, wait, it’s lucy’s trash children !!
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DAO ‘LAHNNIE’ LAHN aka R E M.
introducing useless superhero #1, miss dao lahnnie !!
nicknamed ‘sleeping beauty’ cause well,,,,,,,,she Nap
her power is that when she sleeps, she can pull things from her dreams into the real world. seems easy enough, but sometimes things get a bit skewed if she doesn’t imagine every detail.
example: she could pull a car out, but if in her dream she didn’t think of the engine, then the car wouldn’t have an engine. it might still run though if she dreamt that she was driving it.
her superhero name is ‘rem’ because she at least has to reach the rem stage of sleep to start dreaming.
for the most part, she does more support than actual superhero field work. she dreams up gadgets and things to help out on missions. if she is on the field, she’ll sometimes pop out to go hide and get some shut eye and then just pops back up randomly, except now she has a giant hammer or something.
she has a pet crow. his name king richard the third, but everyone calls him dick. she does not mind this because she did name him when she was five, but it ruffles king richard’s feathers sometimes. he was the first ‘living’ item she ever pulled out of a dream and probably her favorite item she’s ever pulled out.
she,,,,,,really wants to be a hero but most likely knows that she’s only ever gonna be a sidekick or on a support team at best.
but she really is a soft and excited also sleepy baby and she just wants to help out in whatever way she can :))
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KANG JINSUNG aka B A S I L I S K.
then there’s this medusa ass motherfucker.
what a tool
they straight up got like basilisk eyes so if you look at them directly in the eye, you become petrified !!
does wear off eventually,,,,,,,but also like its probs just terrifying and ptsd inducing as a whole,,,,,” i thought they were pretty and i met their eye and suddenly i couldnt move and i was down in a ditch ”
- actual quote from a previous victim
they probs murders people after they petrify em cause uhhhhh they a villain and uhhhhhh they’re nefarious and all that
idek what supervillain stuff they do besides like sitting in their super secret villain lair and plotting plots and stuff. give him a nemesis or something pls
wears a blindfold for the most part because glasses don’t block their power enough and they’re tired of having to replace petrified henchmen
other senses are heightened because they don’t use their eyes when dealing with other people unless they’re dealing with other people
they just a mystery villain that lives in a cavelike headquarters and probs just likes to fuck with people cause they’re an asshole
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LYDIA CARTER aka S I L K.
they want to be,,,,,the very best,,,,,,like no one ever was !!
their power is fabric manipulation with a particular preference for silk !! hence the name lmao
anywho, they’re a talented aerial silk dancer and uses whatever fabric available to tie around posts and stuff highkey like spiderman and like,,,,,the real silk but also is also skilled in aerial combat.  
they’re like a circus performer if the circus performer kicked ass.
they’re learning to be a hero but really,,,,,,they don’t particularly care about heroics,,,,,they just wanna be famous.
they wanna be the absolute best of the best and hey, if heroics don’t get them there, then maybe villainy will.
they cocky as shit tbh
like, is highkey getting scouted by hero agencies to become a sidekick but they just Scoff - as if they’re working for anyone other than themselves 
will probably graduate at some point and just try to fight all superheroes to establish themself as The Best
Chaotic Neutral
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BAE JOOHYUK aka R E F L E K T A.
i didnt have anything planned for him
i just wanted his quirk and i liked his face
so he can teleport through reflective surfaces even if it’s not a mirror !! so, that’s like windows, phone screens, uhhhh particularly shiny tabletops?? 
like imagine someone just cleaning a glass coffee table and hyuk just bLOOPS through
he always has a mirror on him. this leads to so many vanity jokes but he mostly just tosses mirrors everywhere and whooshes around and people are like dEAR GOD JUST STAY STILL JFC
loves just popping up through people’s phonescreens, but the surface usually isnt big enough so he’ll shove like a hand through or something
honestly just an asshole that is lowkey lovable but mostly annoying
just trying to past his regular passes cause he’s okay at best in hero training but english?? nah mate
Chaotic Good
RIDLEY VIDRARU aka V E R S E.
do i know anything about him ?? absolutely noT
i know that he’s got 24 gif icons and that i’m gonna stretch them as much as i can
also probs gonna give up at some point and use big gifs i just want hiS TWIN FACE
okAY DECIDED
his hero name is verse - short for versatile. his quirk is that he can mimic any surface/function of an item as long as he presses five fingers to it
think kevin levin from ben 10 but if kevin levin could also like touch a chainsaw and have a chainsaw for a hand
due to his Traumatic Past ( see: luca and or winnie ) he has ptsd induced selective mutism
he Quiet
not super dedicated to being a hero, but his sister is super into so he’s super into it as a show of solidarity
will square up to anyone who messes with his sister, even tho people probs gives him shit for not talking
“ how are you supposed to save anyone if you can’t even open your mouth ?? ”
if he really gotta get his point across then he Bumblebee’s it and just copies a radio,,,,,,fiddles with the stations until the lyrics from songs and snippets of radio shows forms the message he wants to give
he a versatile boy,,,,,,he Surviving,,,,
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ASPEN KUMAR aka L A D Y  C Y A N I D E
WITCHY WOMAN
this one is a baddie i love her so much
literally just wants to set up a matriarchal society with her as the head in government
be that as president or queen, depends on how her takeover pans out.
currently, she set to inherit the hotels her father owns. she’s an absolute shARk when it comes to staking out claims on more lands and she really just gonna buy her way to the top. she’s got several blocks under her control already.
does evil villain stuff on the down low, probs got a bunch of henchmen. got a mask too cause masks are cute. she just goes around and kills people who refuse to sign over any properties to her.
she wanna own the whole goddamn street, then the town, then the world probs laskdfjadfl
okay so her power is poison generation. she can emit toxic gas from her mouth, but her blood itself is poisonous. so if she being flashy, she just blows out some toxic gas into her victims. if she being sneaky, then just a prick on her finger and bada bing bada boom she’s dripping her own blood into someone’s wine glass.
not super flashy as a villain cause she can’t get caught so she sends henchmen a lot and joins fights with heroes when she’s bored. usually skedaddles before the police show up and lets her men take the fall for it.
literally will just show up and start poisoning people
she’s fun at parties
at least one murder mystery at every party she’s at. her henchmen jokingly called her Clue
“ in the foyer/kitchen/study, the killer is always the lady, and the weapon is always poison. ”
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zira-blackwell · 4 years
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Zira Lyons Blackwell -- Character Sheet
holy water cannot help you now / thousand armies couldn't keep me out / i don't want your money / i don't want your crown / see I've come to burn your kingdom down / holy water cannot help you now / and no rivers and no lakes can put the fire out / i'm gonna raise the stakes / i'm gonna smoke you out
Archetype — The Ruler Birthday — January 29, 974 Zodiac Sign — Capricorn MBTI — INTJ Enneagram — The Challenger Temperament — Choleric Hogwarts House — Gryffslyth Moral Alignment — Lawful Evil Primary Vice — Wrath Primary Virtue — Patience Element — Earth
Overview:
Mother — Souhalia Lyons Father — Unknown Mother’s Occupation — homemaker Father’s Occupation — idk rich lord dude Family Finances — rich Birth Order — eldest Brothers —  Kay (yes, that Kay) (7 years younger than Zira) Sisters — Guinevere (yes, that Guinevere) (4 years  younger than Kay) Children — biological: Barack, Djimon, Nyah; adopted: Nuka, Vitani, Kovu Best Friend — n/a, maybe Nuka lol Other Friends — n/a Enemies — the Lyons family and the Pendragon family; anyone aligned with them.  Pets — she probably has peacocks and other exotic animals, maybe she has a lion, lmao.  Home Life During Childhood — she doesn’t even remember lol  Town or City Name(s) — too many to name; all over the world What Did His or Her Bedroom Look Like — irrelevant Any Sports or Clubs — also irrelevant, though she does dabble here or there in this or that Favorite Toy or Game — revenge. Lol. she likes chess.  Schooling — she’s a doctor so -- she’s gotten probably quite a few PhDs. what else are you gonna do for a thousand years but go to school a bunch? Favorite Subject — she likes all of them Popular or Loner — loner for sure, always has been Important Experiences or Events — having her children, getting turned into a vampire, Nyah dying, finding her adopted children, etc. Nationality — Originally from France, her parents were Moroccan, but she married some English noble and moved to England. Usually she says she’s English. Sometimes she says she’s French.   Culture — Vampire. Religion and beliefs — Revenge.
Physical Appearance:
Face Claim — Danai Gurira Complexion — Blemish free, being a vampire is amazing. Hair Colour — Black Eye Colour — Dark, dark brown. Height — 5’7 Build — Slender, muscular Tattoos — n/a Piercings — n/a Common Hairstyle — Shaved close to the head or a fro, sometimes wears wigs if she’s getting #fancy Clothing Style — sleek businesswoman chic Mannerisms — stands very still, always looks like she possesses controlled rage, because she does. Usual Expression — 
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Health:
Overall (do they get sick easily)? — uh no. Physical Ailments — none being a vampire is awesome remember? Neurological Conditions — uh a lil obsessed with revenge but im sure it’s fine Allergies —  none bc being a vampire is the bEST Grooming Habits — gotta keep these up tho real talk do vampires have BO like they wouldn’t really get smelly liek a WOLF (i mean human) would  Sleeping Habits — she...doesn’t sleep... Eating Habits — blood? Exercise Habits —  when she feels like it Emotional Stability — on the surface: a ten; beneath the surface? like a 1. Body Temperature — frigid dead. lol Sociability — she can do it but she doesn’t really like entertaining Addictions — revenge? Does that count? Drug Use — eh Alcohol Use — copious. 
Your Character’s Character: 
Bad Habits — explosive temper; being kind of lowkey insane; hyperfocuses.  Good Habits — detail-oriented; good mom…...sort of, it’s complicated Best Characteristic — uhhh her commitment to the follow through Worst Characteristic — …...her neurotic nature…...sure Worst Memory — her daughter’s death Best Memory — when Kovu was born aw Proud of — her children Embarrassed by — her children lmao Driving Style — gotta go fast. Temperament — chill until she’s not chill Attitude — laidback, until she just straight murders you Weakness — single-minded focus Fears — not completing her revenge (Arthur lowkey, only lowkey tho) Phobias — none she’s a vampire Secrets — none really, she shares everything with her kids; at the very least with Nuka. Regrets — not saving her daughter. Feels Vulnerable When — I AM NEVER VULNERABLE  Pet Peeves — her children being bratty; people not immediately following her lead  Conflicts — none lmao she knows what she wants and bitch is gonna GET it Motivation — avenge her daughter’s death Short Term Goals and Hopes — break the charter Long Term Goals and Hopes — break the charter Sexuality — chaotic bi Day or Night Person — no preference Introvert or Extrovert — extroverted introvert Optimist or Pessimist — optimist 
Where and How Does Your Character Live Now:
Home — Talon Hall, it’s a fancy old mansion Household furnishings — fancy Favorite Possession — oh man idek probably some old painting or something she isn’t attached to material things bc like she would have lit nothing left of her original life Most Cherished Possession — eh Married Before — yup, to Mohatu Lyons Significant Other Before — lots Relationship with Family — her family is very loyal to her and she dotes on them in return Car — idk i should give her some fancy Audi or something Career — at the moment? Doctor  Dream Career — eh Dream Life — doesn’t really have one outside of completing her revenge fantasy Love Life — chaotic and complicated probably Intelligence Level — highly Finances — super fuckin rich
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glittergeoff · 7 years
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eli cooper
summary: betty’s just tired of being betty. a fic where betty doesn’t know who she is and jughead helps find her.
authors note: lmao my first fic pls don’t burn me at the stake 
She feels everything when he’s around.
Normally She doesn’t feel at all, hiding behind the tired mask of Betty Cooper. Betty Cooper, sure she’ll do your math homework! Betty Cooper, of course she’ll peer tutor in Chemistry. Betty Cooper: a perfect, all american, girl next door.
Too bad she doesn’t know who she actually is anymore.
But he, he, makes the armor go away in a flash. A smile, a glance her direction it’s like she can breathe again and see through her own eyes, not Betty’s.
“I don’t understand why this is so hard for you Elizabeth!” Her mother, equally as perfect Alice Cooper, screamed towards her. “All you have to do is just go on a date with him, it’s not like I’m asking you to marry the boy.” She scoffed at Betty, finding her reluctance disrespectful.
“Mom, I have a boyfriend! Jughead Jones, remember?” Betty said exasperatedly. She itched to curl her fists, to diminish the anger riding up inside of her but all of the sudden it’s like he was right there next to her. Putting his hand in her own.
“Betty still going on with the Jones boy? When will you understand Betty people like us just don’t mesh with people like him. The Riverdale Tribune is our biggest rival Elizabeth, going on one date with Trevor will maybe help ease up the tension between us and his parents. They might finally get their heads on straight and realize that The Register is the paper this town needs.” Alice planned.
“God mom are you even hearing yourself right now? When do I start getting to do things for me?” Betty swore she felt a tear cowardly escape but she pushed it aside. “I do everything for you. I’m going to be valedictorian, co-captain of the cheer squad, editor in chief of the blue and gold, all for you. When does my life become mine!” A silence stilled between the two blondes. Betty felt her blood pumping she never, never, has talked to her mother like that before. The shock rained down on the two and it was like a dam broke loose.
“Elizabeth-” Her mother started, rage creeping in her tone.
“No, not now. I’m going I’ll- I’ll see you later.” She blew out taking a step towards the front door.
“Betty where do you think you’re going?”
“Not here.” Betty said with finality, slamming the door shut and walking outside. She took a deep breath and walked to the one place where Betty didn’t have to come too.
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Her hand barely even touched the door before it was swung open, her mouth hung open in surprise.
“I saw you walking in.” Jughead said with a smirk but it quickly fell when he saw her hands shaking and eyes shifting anywhere but the coolness of his.
“Betts-” He started pulling her in but was quickly cut off by her.
“Don’t” She choked out “Just, don’t call me that right now okay?” She pleaded. That was all it took for Jughead. One question, one look and she could have him driving to Alaska right now.
“Okay.” He pulled her in and shut the door behind her. “God you’re freezing did you walk here” Jughead asked, sitting her on the couch and grabbing one of the blankets to throw around her. She dumbly nodded her head, her mind elsewhere. Jughead couldn’t help but notice she looked like a shell of herself, like everything was just slightly out of place.
“What’s going on?” He asked her calmly, taking her hands in his own.
“I, I just want…” She trailed off. How could she phrase this without sounding like a crazy person? That she wanted to stop being Betty? That’s stupid. ‘That’s what crazy people sound like’ her mother whispered in her head. ‘Just like Polly’. She visibly shuddered
“What do you want, just tell me. You’re okay” Jughead reassured softly, his eyes understanding and the moment she finally locked her eyes with his it seemed the armor finally cracked and broke all at once.
“I just want to stop being Betty.” She choked out. Before she knew it tears were falling rapidly down her cheeks and her breath not being able to catch up with the broken sobs that went through her. Jughead on instinct wrapped his arms around the blonde as she clutched his shirt, holding on for dear life, as if he would fade away if she didn’t hold on hard enough.
“You can be whoever you want to be babe, around me be whoever you want” He whispered into her hair, quietly shushing her and holding her equally as tight. He couldn’t help but feel that this was his fault. The move to the southside, the serpents, he isn’t there to ground her anymore. He thought they were doing okay, that Betty was doing okay. But this, this isn’t what okay looks like. Her sobs quieted as she slowly untangled herself from his arms.
“I just want for everything to stop” She said hoarsely, meeting Jugheads intense eyes.
“What do you mean?” He said loosely wrapping an arm around her. She couldn’t help but follow his hand to where it rested on her perfectly pink cardigan.
“I-” She started, reaching for the right thing to say but coming up empty “I don’t know.” She said dumbly, resting her head back on the worn in couch.
“You told me to not call you Betty.” He reminded her, “Why?” He asked timidly, like a child asking for a cookie.
Betty thought for a minute, the silence raking over the two. “Betty belongs to everyone but me” She whispered, “Betty Cooper: 4.0 GPA, cheerleader, peer tutor, tour guide, your resident all american perfect girl next door.” She said bitterly.
“You don’t need to be perfect around me” Jughead said softly, “Or around anyone for that matter.”
She smiled but no matter how hard she tries Jughead knew it was a grimace “I wish it was that easy Jug.” She tried smiling her classic Betty Cooper smile, her armor, but only solidified her messed-up state more.
“Hey stop- stop that.” Jughead demanded, seeing her walls go back up. “Not around me Betts, never around me.” He pleaded, trying to make her eyes meet his own. Once he succeeded she swallowed thickly at the sincerity in his tone and the trust he offered in his eyes.
“Okay.” She agreed. She could trust Jughead, she knew she could. God she trusted the boy with her life. But this, letting him into the mess, helping her find who she is, what she is, that’s a whole other level of vulnerability.
“So, what do you need me to do?” He asked patiently, loosely stroking his thumb, trying to soothe her.
“I don’t know” She quickly shook her head “I mean, I just, I’m just so tired of everyone expecting everything from me so I’ve just sort of separated myself and Betty? God I sound crazy but Betty just became my armor if that makes sense? But now I don’t even know who I am if I’m not Betty. I have no idea what the hell I want to do with my life and why I just can’t-” Jughead cut her off with a quick kiss. He pulled back in less than a second and smiled at her fondly.
“Okay.” He paused. “Okay, we’re gonna find who you really are. To hell with Betty Cooper!” Jughead announced proudly with a boyish grin, “And I, Jughead Jones, promise to be next to you for it every step of the way.” Despite his tone she could tell how serious he was. She always could.
“I love you Juggie.” She said with a grin wrapping her arms around him.
“I love you too Be- shit we gotta find you a new name.” Jughead pulled away seriously, genuinely trying to think of a new name. She let out a small giggle
“Jug I don’t need a new name-” she started but was cut of passionately by the brunette.
“No no, did you not just hear the romantic and quite boisterous claim I just made? You know ‘To hell with Betty Cooper!’ and all that. I plan to fulfill my promise.” Jughead said matter-of-factly. She smiled at her boyfriend stupidly.
“Okay, okay! So, what’s my new name?” She humored him, albeit successfully when his eyes lit up with mischief.
“Liz!”
“No.”
“Big E.”
“No! Jug what?”
“Big Coop?”
“Jug stop” She’s laughing uncontrollably at this point.
“Okay, Okay I have one more” Jug said, smiling at the sight of his girlfriend’s infectious smile.
“What is it, Betty Bees?” She snorted, laughing even more at the thought.
“What about Eli?”
“Eli?” She questioned, sounding out the name. “I don’t know…” She trailed off, she liked the sound of it but it was just so different, so not Betty.
“Think about it, Eli, Elizabeth, completely detached from Betty. Plus, the name Eli is kinda hot” Jughead grinned. Betty looked at him and sighed, that grin could make her do anything.
“Okay, Eli it is.” Betty, now Eli, said with humor in her voice.
“Yes!” Jughead exclaimed but his mood suddenly changed “Do you hear that Eli?” He whispered eerily.
Eli furrowed her brows “No? What?”
“The sound of the world finally shifting back in it’s place! Eli Cooper is here to give ‘em hell!” He exclaimed jumping up and down childishly.
With humor in her tone, “God you’re such a dork!” She giggled out.
“But” Jughead said, stopping his loud jumps to take her hands into his own, “I’m a dork who is completely in love with every single part of you, Eli Cooper.”
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