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hahahahaha guess i’m back on my bullshit again lord jesus why do i have as much backbone as a chocolate eclair.

couldn’t this bf of anika’s dress up a lil when coming for rishta pakka karofying? she’s sitting there dressed like a goddess and he’s like in his nonsense bread-anda khareedne waala outfit. PUT SOME EFFORT DUDE. AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU DESERVE THE GIRL?

speaking of someone who’s putting in a lotta undue effort....

lmao yeah PRINKU’s shaadi is definitely NOT the one he’s upset about rn.

HI MUNCHKIN. U SO PRETTY. *kisses screen*

ouff shivaay, acknowledge the presence of the superior baby sister in your life henceforth! THIS IS THE BABY SISTER JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah this universe ka shivaay is def more tameezdaar than the hellion of the previous timeline.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS DUDE’S FACE AT BEING THE RECIPIENT OF SHIVAAY’S 0.3 SECOND STINK EYE.

yeahhhhhhhh nikhil’s lucky he’s not a pile of dust on the ground, the way this one is looking at him...

oh daaaaaaang, he’s taking the roke ka chunari as a sign and shizzzz?

i don’t blame him. gosh look at her, she looks like a dreaaaaaam.

OK THIS SOUNDTRACK IS THE WORST THE ABSOLUTE WORST. IT MAKES ME WANT TO POKE MY EYE OUT WITH A RUSTY FORK.

could you fuckers either put the laddoo down or eat it??? or pass it on here to someone who can really use a sweet treat rn (me.)

........ you guys i’m not USED to shivaay being this mellow and polite and .... acting like a CIVILIZED human being. it’s hella weird.

“mr. oberoi... please yeh shaadi tod deejiye.”

LOL SHE’S TALKING ABOUT PRINKU’S WEDDING BOO. DON’T GET IT TWISTED.

ohohohoho pattttttt jawaaab ki WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR MAN IS SO “RIGHT”. THERE’S ONLY ONE MAN WHO’S “RIGHT” HERE AND IT’S ME I’M YOUR MR. RIGHT MARRY ME AND TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE AGAIN YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVEEEEEE

like, i appreciate his angst and puppy eyes and shit, but the thing is it’s waaaaaaay too premature and unfounded for him to be questioning her marriage to someone else. he doesn’t know her, like.... AT ALL. (compared to his reaction when she’d said yes to daksh in the Original Universe, where he’d known her for months and months, and who she really IS as a person.)

“mr. oberoi...” “Shivaay. mera naam Shivaay hai. naam se toh bula sakti ho na.”

daaaaaaaaang the puppy eyes and familiarity and the longing for her to treat him as an equal.

not one moment does he take his eyes off her. even when nikhil is talking to him, or when he’s acknowledging him. FULL ON EYE-SEXING ANOTHER MAN’S GIRL RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. NOW THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL BDE.

(god i hate myself for the sentence i just wrote.)

lol man he hates nikhil’s guts sooooooooooo much.

yeah new prinku is just as underwhelming as the old one. i literally do not care about you, girl. hatttttttt.

lel thanks for rubbing it in, prinku.

lol he’s also such a dheeent. majaaal hai jo ainvayi ke liye bhi congrats bol de.

my god he really cannot stop with the eye-sex.

lol he hates prinku getting friendly with her but also wants her to treat him as equals and oh shivaay what are we going to do with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ohohohoho shitia engagement also today.

yeah literally no one cares about your approval for nikhil’s name, prinku. please go be irrelevant somewhere else.

yeah i really don’t like this not-tuned-into-the-obro-channel waala shivaay. it was the single redeeming factor of his character, how much he was into his brothers.

i am omRu. so confused and blah-ed out by this weird shivaay.

LMAO HIS “GOD HELP ME SHE’S STILL ON THIS BS” FACE

oh ho new funky transition graphics. fucking y tho.

pffffffffffft nice attempt to divert her attention.

.... is anika a better cook in this universe or are we in for a 100 kg of uneatable laddoos???

OH SNAP. MOOHTOD JAWAAB. YAAAS QUEEN!!!!!!!

“oh fuck y am i so turned on by that??????”

this is literally the dumbest shit everrrrrrrrrr, anika. just call like 10 diff. halwaais and ask for 10 kg each? godddddd, why are you so dumbbbbbbbbb in addition to being so khuddaar?????

looks like Original Universe Gauri ke “internet chachi” ways are Anika’s here.

still confusedly turned on by this display of dheentai.

um those laddoos look hella uneven. but whatever, you go girl.

dadi is gonna be like THE HELL BILLU???????? WTF AM I TO DO WITH THESE 100 KG OF NO-NAME AMATEUR LADDOOS???? when she sees them and then he’s in for it. both from dadi and anika.

love me my little angry chirraiyya! GIVE HER MORE TO DO TF. AINVAYI IS GHAR MEIN IS CHAACHI KE SAATH DAALA HUA HAI.

YAS GAURI TELL HER THAT SHE DOESN’T NEED TO DO THIS BS.

wtf is this chachi just waltzing in, yelling.

@ ME FOR REACHING BUT SHIVAAY’S EYES DEFINITELY SOFTENED AT GAURI. #SHIVRI4EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

also his brief anger flare-up seeing the way chachi talks to anika. beta you gotta learn to conceal your feel more.

bro howwwwwww the fuck did she even make.... you know what... never mind.

aaaaand he’s mad at himself again. for hurting her. AGAIN.

TOH NAA KIYA KAR NA, AISA HARAAMIPANN. THAT’S HOW THE REST OF US GO ABOUT LIFE NOT CONSTANTLY FEELING GUILTY.

i hate this chachi, but then i remember the absolute trashfire of a person that sundari bua was and this one is infiiiiiiiiiiiinitely better.

“uske liye bas yehi important hai ki mere haath mein uski ring ho.”

BILLU’S EARS HAVE PERKED UP. AND HE’S MENTALLY ALREADY MADE UP HIS MIND THAT THE ONLY RING THAT’S GOING ON THAT PYAARA SUJA HUA HAATH IS HIS, SO HELP HIM GOD.

oh shit i didn’t think he’d stop her right NOW to do it!!!!!!

fuck how to say no to THESE PUPPY EYES.

BILLU KI SAGAIIIIIIIIIIII HOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. BILLU RING PEHNAAYEGA. BILLU LADKI LE JAYEGAAAAAAAA. BILLU BILLU BILLLU!!!!!

ouff, i really don’t care about these two losers in this fucking universe either. GIVE ME RIKARA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

.... is universe mein bhavya traffic police hai kya?

he was talking on the handsfree tho? uske liye kaise chalaan katega?

so bhavya is a ainvaayi ka shady cop with no scruples in this universe? cool. cool cool cool.

i kinda like that rudra is a little more assertive and not such a damn dumbass tho?

THIS FUCKING CHACHI. ISKI TOH MAIN....

thank goddddddd gauri is still a badass in this universe. can i have more of her plz? kicking ass and taking names? hopefully tag-teaming with di to beat the fuck outta daksh? or even future jiju coz he’s surely going to do something to really deserve it in about.... 2 weeks.

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HAND ALREADY HAS A RINGGGGGGGG. BILLU’S ALREADY BEEN HERE AND STAKED HIS CLAIM.

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