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time-woods · 8 months

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simon doodle in honor of fionna and cake dropping, sad old men gotta b my favorite species tbh

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #hes gonna lose his goddamn marbles again #his mental issues did NOT get fixed at the end of the series- simply swapped out for a different flavor #and its somewhat worse- cause now he can think clearly which comes with some good and bad followups #hashtag get this man therapy #fionna and cake spoilers

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finemealprompt · 2 days

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DP x DC Prompt #19

When Danny's team member asked him for a favor, Danny agreed before hearing him out. "What else are Titans for?" he had said, but really it's because none of the bats ever asked for favors. He was nosey, sue him.

However, he wasn't expecting to meet crime lord Red Hood and be asked to help with his "Pit Madness" or whatever.

Danny's sigh and hanging of his head seemingly worried the bats. He doesn't think the answer to their problems they were looking for was, "Go to therapy."

#finemeal prompt #dp x dc #danny fenton #jason todd #batfam #you died and came back to life dude #you have issues #go to therapy #and get better #get some coping mechanisms #men will literally become a crime lord and try to force their dad to kill the man who killed them which is the one thing he won't do before #going to therapy #men will literally do anything before going to therapy #go to therapy jason #you had a traumatic experience #you've had a LOT of traumatic experiences #please take care of your mental health

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beaxmice · 1 year

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i love miserable blonde guys

#praying this man gets some money and therapy sessions #art #fanart #kaveh #genshin impact #genshin #genshin kaveh #digital art #digital fanart #save art

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kingscythe-art · 3 months

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Back at it again with another joodle (Jon doodle) this time featuring the admiral :3

#doodle #sketch #tma #jon sims #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #jon tma #the archivist #the magnus archive fanart #tma art #tma fanart #tma podcast #*slams fist on table*#GET THIS MAN SOME THERAPY DAMMIT

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feelingtheaster99 · 2 months

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Thank the lord for Jawbone for addressing Riz’s bottling up of his emotions. He certainly hasn’t told any of them about his tough financial situation even though Fabian definitely could HELP, and I don’t think he’s even told them about why he made up Baron—about being ace and thus feeling left out when they all were in couples either.

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rubydubydoo122 · 26 days

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Bruce loves all of his Kids but god is he a horrible father. He’s a good person, but a bad parent and the only way he could get to maybe possibly being a good parent is going to a therapist. One that he actually talks about the Batman thing with too.

#batman #bruce wayne #batfam #dc comics #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain #like pls stop this madness #Bruce please get some therapy #pls stop emotionally fucking up all of your kids #you man child pls stop #do some introspection #and get some therapy

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chrisrin · 2 years

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Splinters and Broken Glass.

#homestuck #dirk strider #hs #this was SUPER inspired by a scene in chapter 26 of MC Escher #chris doodles #i love dirk SO much #also it was so fun to dig my teeth into doing some proper fanart again. i've been doing SO much classwork recently #i just love dirk and want to see him happy is that so much to ask #get this man to therapy #you can fit SOOO many identity crisises into this bad boy

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conedsphere · 2 years

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happy birthday @gasterofficiall! the ut rps are really cool ^^ hope i represented the lore drop well!

#ut fanart #gaster #conedart #undertale comic #kind of #imagine having your core traumas dragged out by internet strangers #get this man some therapy

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dooblez · 6 months

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thas his emotional support animal right there

#i love the trope #where other characters call one character’s target of affection #their ‘pet’#(ie in ofmd ajdkdkakfkg)#it’s so funny to me #like yeah that’s his doggy #he likes to teach him tricks/j #scarab is his therapy pet at this point i feel like/hj #mans is LONELY and SAD and has some ISSUES #of course the only person who he can actually interact with is gonna be his crutch #and you can bet your bee hind i’m adding that to my fic in my drafts >:)#thas his little guy and he gets sad when he’s not around because who else is he supposed to talk to :(#prohibitedwish #fionna and cake #at:f&c #prismo #scarab #prismo x scarab #i’m still trying to figure out how to draw them okAy/lh

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biblicalhorror · 2 months

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Aroace Riz real but also Fabian is SO clearly in love with him and Riz has no idea

#honestly fabian might not even fully know yet #a core part of fabians character is that he is so deeply afraid of rejection that he is never going to pursue the people he actually wants #i do think he likes Maezy a lot but i think he only knows how to pursue hot toxic women that will discard him at a moments notice #which in a way protects him from ever actually dealing with heartbreak #is he a gay man dealing with comphet? ehh maybe #i could see that #but I think the vibe i get is more about how he has these platonic friends he completely adores and is fully devoted to #and then in another category he has the people that he does not have any actual attachment to that he will allow himself to pursue #and crossing the boundaries in between those two categories or allowing himself to pursue someone he really cares for #would require a level of vulnerability he is in no way prepared for #in his home life he has an emotionally detached mother who is well liked but kind of floats through interactions on a surface level #and a father who is extremely concerned with fame and glory and attention but doesnt seem to have ever stopped moving in his life #genuinely fabian does not know what a safe loving partnership would look like #and we see him constantly oscillating between emulating his mother and his father in relationships #but just beneath the surface is a little boy who wants so badly to cling to his loved ones so tight and be squeezed right back #with no way of knowing how to even ask for that if he wanted #and riz is his best friend in the world and he knows on some level that riz is simply not interested in having that kind of relationship #not on the level fabian needs #but that also makes riz a safe target for these feelings of devotion #theyre just friends! just besties! fabian never has to reckon with his own loneliness or harmful patterns #if he channels all of his yearning for closeness onto his best friend #anyway! this boy needs therapy #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fabriz

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shinhatispadawanbraid · 2 months

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As a fellow hand issues and hand tremor girly the automatic shaking it out to somehow magically get it go away and work properly was a little too real ngl

#like damn that’s me #physical therapy is in fact helpful though #someone get this man some physical therapy #when I typed that the word recommendation after physical was touch #yeah that too #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #crosshair #tbb #tbb season 3 #tbb s3 #sw tbb

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triluvial · 24 days

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Reader asking Feyd to touch her bump for the first time and being very confused about this demonstration of affection snd what is it's point, but once he feels the tiny kicks, he is enthralled----

This ask is in reference to this post.

Bestie, even better? The person carrying the baby can feel flutterings and kicking way before anyone else. You know that possessive man is jealous once he understands what Reader is showing him and that he's been missing out.

#feyd rautha x reader #feyd rautha harkonnen #original #get that man some therapy #cw pregnancy #very excited to get my first ask #asks

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chasingthestarss · 2 months

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James [jumping from in anxiety to another]: PARKOUR

#marauders incorrect quotes #marauders era #james potter #get this man some therapy #james potter is the sun #James potter is so sweet

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gxlden-angels · 4 months

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Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like????#unprompted???? what's going on there????#well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking #to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them'#and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually #had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed #and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you!#he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about #'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know #has reinforced that for me #'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect #then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie #I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3 #They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that #anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S.#So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them #cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit #I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

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spider-gem · 3 months

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This is one of the most insane takes ever

Gen z is… *checks notes* too empathetic…? Are the older generations okay? Are you alright?? Who hurt you?

[context, if you were curious: this was a comment on a Webtoon called Nevermore, which I would definitely recommend]

#*old man voice* those rotten kids and their damn empathy!#i can’t believe some people think that empathy is a problem #come with me it's gonna be okay #let’s get some therapy okay #and then we can get some ice cream #gen z #empathy #i really don't know how to tag this #nevermore #nevermore webtoon

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theangrycomet · 3 months

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I wish SEGA wasn't a coward and would let IDW use Infinite in their stories because I KNOW these two would have so much beef and could have such interesting interactions, being two sides of the same coin.

#masked mercenaries who's squad got killed because of some stupid old man who worked for Robotnik at some point- that's the coin #Infinite the Jackal #Whisper the Wolf #there's also the fun of Infinite having to deal with TWO virtually nonverbal wolves with wispon's fucking up his plans #Sonic #Sonic Forces #StH #Sonic IDW #AngryComet Rambles #especially with Whisper narratively basically filling in where the avatar/Gadget would be in the story #get these canines therapy 2024

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