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d&d classes as greek gods
bards are a combo of Apollo and Zeus
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Greek Myth-ass-ogy Lesson 1
The three main gods are brothers Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon .
Zeus is the god of lighting and fuckboy manwhores
Hades is an absolute Goth king who loves his cottage core wife and their 3 headed dog
Poseidon fucked percy jacksons mom
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@spiritspodcast logo redesign and typography
I recently started listening to this podcast and fell in love with it!! Let me know if there are any other quotes I should make
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Learning about Greek mythology; why is Zeus such a slut?
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Astrological Hidden Gems
Disclaimer: This won't apply to everyone, astro police plz chill. Just have fun and vibe bitches, and if you don't relate that's totally fine just don't be rude. Comment your experiences down below 👇
Vedic Nakshatra Observations:
Idk much about vedic but I've learnt a little about some nakshatras, bear with me there will be more next time.
🪐 Anuradha Moons & Mercury's can see the dead, they are often familiar with paranormal experiences occuring because being the nakshatra of friendship, gateways, and unity. It's in Scorpio debilitated, which creates a spiritual unity with spirits and occult giving them clear intuition and many otherworldly experiences. They can most likely communicate with ghosts.
🌌 Chitra can be very critical and harsh, more so than most nakshatras. They are ruled by the tiger and are associated with jewels and royalty so their expectations are extremely high. They are the type to call you on your bullshit in front of whoever to assert social dominance in a strategic way. They could have participated in bullying or get into scandals involving their attitude. It's important for them to keep their image though so you won't often see them act out. The OG mean girl nakshatra in my opinion.
Tropical Astrology:
🕊 Scorpio moons aren't the nicest people tbh, in fact most often they're known for being rude or belittling people without even being aware of it. They are ruled by pluto the god of the underworld and traditionally mars the god of war. Putting two and two together you shouldn't expect this water moon sign to be nurturing and caring and that's why the moon falls in scorpio. However, they do care extremely deeply but instead of comforting you they will tell the honest hard truth from their perspective and will think they're always right even when they're not. They can become overly controlling this way and obssess over all your problems for you so set some boundaries. Their advice isn't for everyone.
🌌 I do have to say though, every scorpio moon I've met no matter how many layers or how matured they are. Everytime I've witnessed someone run to them for comfort and tell them personal problems, the scorpio moon will hold this over them as blackmail later or gossip about it to their other close friends. As much as they're secretive with themselves, they sure as hell won't be with you because being ruled by pluto and mars they crave power and feel unsafe if they can't maintain power over others. Therefore, the whole scorpio is so loyal stereotype isn't always true. They can often pose as the opposite sorry.
🪐 Fuckboy aspects are Mars - Jupiter. Every single time I've read a sexually active almost sex addictive with some commitment issues chart. Its always had this aspect, in greek mythology jupiter is associated with zeus and that man got every bitch pregnant like the earth was dying or sum💀 he was horny as hell, polyamourus as hell, and literally couldn't keep his dick out of anything. So honestly in combination with venus or mars aspects, 5th & 8th house jupiter, and jupiter dominant charts. You are looking at a sex addict my friend.
💗 The 4th and 10th house are associated with household names and royalty. Most of the british royals have major 4th & 10th house placements like king charles, queen elizabeth, kate middleton, and so on. Your 4th house is your legacy and household name, and your 10th house rules over what you achieved in this life, and the power you achieve and use over the public. Having planets such as venus in the 4th or 10th house means you are the standard for beauty and could hold power over others with it or in your workplace peoples looks hold authority over you. Celebrities considered the most beautiful will often have their venus in the 4th house.
💡Afflicted 4th - 10th house axis like: Aries in 4th - Libra in 10th, Scorpio in 4th - Taurus in 10th, and Capricorn in 4th - Cancer in 10th denotes the responsibility of building your worth up through the value of you work. This is because no one valued you from birth, these I.C's never experienced encouragement or help from their family, instead most of the time their family was their enemy and they grew with these troubles into adulthood. People with afflicted 4th houses know they don't have anything, their own personal power is stripped from them at birth so they have to gain value from others and power in their career. This is why a lot of afflicted midheavens tend to be famous but come from awful backgrounds or have horrible mental health problems. However, they tend to value people much more strongly, they just to have a dark past and work from the dirt up. Their insecurities most often push them away from achieving their dreams sadly, but once they gain their own self worth you will see them flourish.
🌲 People can bring up the argument that these I.C's could be born into powerful rich families, especially Scorpio & Capricorn I.C's but as kids they still were never valued, only their money and reputation was. Overall, poor or rich the afflicted I.C 's - M.C's axis path in life is to find their own value through their work and gain personal power after. While the Benefic I.C - M.C axis use their own personal power they found through loved ones early on to give value to the work they do.
💗 Pisces are the most manipulative sign, neptune literallycreates illusions so they have the ability to create any confusion or misunderstandingthat will go unnoticed. Most of the time they are unaware they have this power but pisces is related to the higher realm and spiritual power so often times they just seem to KNOW everything about you even if you've never said anything before. They can sense it all unknowingly.
🌌 Scorpio risings are oddly chill and their presence isn't really felt unless they have pluto or mars their chart rulers in the 1st & 10th house. Other than that they're the misunderstood quiet kids with a rbf who are unexpectedly so accepting but you think they're judging the hell outta you lmao
💡 Scorpio risings also tend to be a bit paranoid and overthink everything, being ruled by the water element and mars they're sensitive to any change in their environment and quick to react. The only difference is their reaction is internalized by the water element so they may not lose their cool easily but you can seem them easily annoyed by even the smallest of things. Their habit of overthinking everything can also make them assume the worst in people but they just need to evaluate people before getting close, not the type to chat you up before staring you down.
I actually love Scorpio risings, don't take that the wrong way just explaining their behavior I've noticed
🌲 But those with Pluto in the 1st house- wow their presence most definitely CAN be felt once they decide to speak up. They go unnoticed until they decide to show themselves, then all of a sudden an entire classroom will be sucked into their words as they speak, it's almost hypnotizing like a snake.
🌌 Virgo risings make quick judgements on people but aren't the type to nag, more so secretly set things up for you in advance like appointments, reminders,even your morning coffee. They just know because they can feel the slight changes in you as virgo is associated with health and the body. They're pretty intuitive too just in a physical sense, the type to always get gut feelings about people. You can't play them period, those hard to get mf's lmao
🪐 The most underrated beauty indicator imo are virgo risings and virgo venuses. Virgo risings are the runway models and look nothing like how we stereotype them. They usually have slick thin straight hair, big eyes, and HIGH cheekbones. Their faces are sculpt to perfection in a heavenly angel sense while pisces risings look like dolls and capricorn risings look more intimidating and defined. But seriously virgo rising women are stunning and it's a common placement in models. They also have pouty lips?
🕊 Virgo venuses are gorgeous too but in a girl next door vibe. They are oddly mischievous sometimes which is unexpected but so witty and caring. I kinda hate how to astro community describes them as moms in every single post because I haven't met one virgo placement that actually nags and criticizes people lmao? Virgos are so socially aware they won't do anything that makes them look bad even if they're tempted. But they will try to do everything in their power to help you, they're more action oriented than people think it's just behind the scenes.
💗 Virgo venuses tho will act like they hate you if they have a crush on you and try to get involved in your life or anything you're working on, that's the secret code. They love hiding for some reason, they're just scared to let you see their flaws so they hate having crushes. If you want them to like you, just be funny and talk to them they love funny people because they're ruled by mercury and it stimulates them. Literally say the dumbest funniest shit and they will laugh their ass off, they won't criticize you yet
🌌 Leo risings aren't arrogant or confident, in fact they're the most insecure rising sign I've come across and its because the rising sign shows Leo's ego and heart on display to the public, if they feel as if they're lacking they will overcompensate and try to fake arrogance. They vakue compliments and genuinely kind people so much due to how delicate their public image is and how they feel on the inside, but this is why they always seem to be the best hype people. They just get others insecurities from feeling their own and know how people feel (leo rules over the heart)
🌲 Imo Leos are more individualistic than Aquarius from what I've seen. All fire risings have "I'm different & special" syndrome istg, their need for validation and to be liked IS REAL. If you wanna insult a fire rising especially leo just call them mid, they can't handle it and find it more offensive than cursing at them.
🪐 Aquarius placements believe no one is special because humans are all equal so they are able to dissociate from their egos. This is why they often seem unbothered, cold and sometimes mean. They just didn't grow up with parents who valued their differences and often blend into the community
💡 Uranus doms on the other hand...are like shocwaves, they are the definition of "I'm different" but because they're outcasted so often from being viewed as weird even though they're always 10 steps ahead. But their shocking factor isn't for everyone and they often cause disruptions and accidents without meaning too, it's just their presence and effect ya know. They're seriously hilarious tho
💗 Libra moons aren't people pleasers, they like to start conflict behind the scenes. They just call themselves people pleasers but like to start drama and pin it on someone else...hahaha they can be evil little shits. Their emotions do seem to depend on how much people like them tho, if aomeone dislikes them they will be SO upset because they view it as unfair judgment casted onto them.
🪐 Real talk - Cancer rising women don't get enough credit, they have the same charisma as Leo risings just in a more feminine approachable manner. People find them sooo easy to talk and rant to. They can gain the trust of anyone and have THE BIGGEST eyes ever omg. Girls in particular love being friends with them while guys seem to obsess over them a lottt like a lot. They can attract stalkers just because their moon energy pulls people in it seems and magnetizes them. People become emotionally attached to cancer risings its concerning actually.
🌲 The 8th house shows your DNA regenerated as this is the house of regeneration and blood, so look at your 8th house if you're curious about your future children. The 5th house has to do with YOUR personal childhood and how children perceive you, the 4th house will be your home environment, your moon sign and house placement will indicate how you act as a mom and the home environment you seek to create.
🌌 As someone who had been offered to be in a polyamourus relationship with a girl even though I've never dated before, I have uranus conjunct my descendant in aquarius exactly. I've had more lgtbq+ experience in romance than hetero and I think most with uranus in the 5th, 7th & conjunct venus, ascendant or descendant will relate. I just feel comfier in that environment tbh guys scare me LMAOO
That's all for today, this post was long due and I have a true crime post coming up next cheers 🥂
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"Shippers are the only ones who care"
I care that yall are going around calling a man a whore.
And I'd say yall care hella more than us about his sexual endeavors because you're coming around here to our blogs trying to get us to CARE about what you think and believe.
I don't give one single fuck about your wattpad fuckboy agenda.
I'm here to celebrate a bond yall are so threatened by you gotta bounce from blog to blog with your copy and paste ass seeking validation.
And I swear to fucking Zeus, yall have got to let tattoo girl go. That shit was so debunked, the fact that yall cling to it like it's a comfort pillow that you can grind yourself to while moaning about a man you'll never meet with his so-called unwashed dick (according to you) is pathetic.
Like I said, why do YOU care what we think. Seems like yall are the ones with the problem.
You say he has a parasocial relationship with us. It's the other way around, sweetie.
He ain't half naked in bed for you. He didn't send a thirst trap birthday tweet to Jimin for yall to believe he was doing that for you. He ain't watching hours of Jimin content for you.
The other fellow in these pics is who is flexing for.
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if PJO were rated r (or at least pg13) I'd want Percy to call Zeus a fuckboi TO HIS FACE.
#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo fandom#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#percy pjo
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Excluding Zeus (ultimate fuckboy) so as to not skew the results! Go ahead, offend a Greek god today!
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Ateez Drabbles Mini-Masterlist
Important things to keep in mind:
Drabbles are currently closed!
Based off of this original post & this post
An asterisk (*) signifies NSFW
OC = Reader
Drabbles Main Masterlist
→ Desperation - San*
→ Comfort Me - Jongho X Chubby!OC
→ Wandering Hands - Wolf!San X Chubby!OC X Wolf!Hongjoong
→ Pick Me! - Yandere!Idol!Ateez
→ Sleep - Yandere!Dragon!Mingi
→ Through The Looking Glass - Yandere!Vampire!San
→ Silk Ties - Yandere!King!Jongho
→ You Big Meanie! - Hongjoong
→ The ‘Bear’ Necessities - Yandere!Polar Bear Hybrid!Yunho
→ Soup-er - Wooyoung
→ Oh, He Thiccc - Mingi
→ Tender Love & Care - San
→ Guardian - Yandere!Forest Spirit!Seonghwa
→ Softness - Yeosang
→ The Weight of A Feather - Yandere!Fallen Angel!Jongho
→ The Misery of Fate - Wolves!Ateez X Vampire!OC - Part Two - Part Three
→ Salvation - Yandere!Deity!Yeosang
→ No Escape - Yandere!Trickster Entity!Seonghwa
→ Possessive Tendencies - Yandere!Yunho*
→ Never Leave Me - Yandere!San*
→ My Light - Yandere!Soulmate!Seonghwa - Part Two
→ Thunder - Yandere!Thor!Jongho &Yandere!Zeus!Yunho
→ Lethal Protector - Yandere!Bodyguard!Yeosang
→ What About Me? - Yandere!Fuckboy!San
→ Sun, Moon & Stars - Yandere!Dragon!Seonghwa
→ Cyberpunk - Yandere!Creature!Mingi
→ Auditory Processing - Yandere!Demon!Wooyoung
→ Day & Night - Yandere!Yeosang & Yandere!Yunho
→ Dream Weavers - Yandere!Entities!Ateez
→ Dear Diary, I Met A Boy... - Yandere!Hongjoong
→ Academic - Yandere!Wooyoung - Part Two
→ Obligations - Yandere!Pirate!Mingi X Pirate!OC
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ur Hera design is so good tbh, but thinking about her seeing Argo in the underworld if she ever does join the godly rooster and being absolutely LIVID. like she just stops and is petting her favourite peacock for comfort while that bastard has the gal to show up in front of her after calling her a hag with a fuckboy for a husband (typical Argo stuff hes really tired of all the godly shit hes involved in so he gets mean) and she decides to go talk to Hades about it and it becomes a whole thing. storyline unlocked for Argo with the ultimate goal of please dont take our dog(boy) we love him so much :<
It's the reverse of when Hades went to Zeus about Asclepius like "can you kill him, his reviving people is fucking with my job :/" 😭 I think that would be a fun route to go though, Hera is certainly unkind to any of Zeus' affair babies and is an unrelenting force to boot... Who knows what she might be capable of when given sufficient motivation in a situation like this 😱
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your daily Zeus reminder
yes, Zeus has had many children with many goddesses and mortals, no Zeus isn’t a horny bastard or fuckboy or some bad person. gonna quote someone i know on discord, “Zeus was not just sleeping around wildly, He is the father god who had to father children to fulfill His role and to provide those children so They could serve Their own roles “
had a Christian girl (my friend) asking me about Greek gods today. Luckly she was pretty chill but i know some people need the reminder.
I’m not even a Zeus worshiper and this annoys the crap out of me :/
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anti-zeus propaganda: a limerick
Sing, O Muse, of the small dick'd god Zeus
Whose pants were lacking, so he flew loose
He wasn't a father
More rather a bother
Tell me, O Muse, of Unfaithful Zeus
So-called Wise Zeus, of earth and time born
Hidden away on Mount Aegaeon
Was replaced by a rock
And gave Kronos a shock
Took the glory of war for his own
Lucky he is, the king of the sky
Endowed with a weapon, swift, it flies
Defeated the Titans
Then had to fight Typhon
Chased him out west, and blew him sky high
Lusty Zeus, the serpent that he is
In his true form, he did not have rizz
He was such a fuckboy
Better off with a toy
To take care of his wayward penis
No son by Metis would defeat him
Zeus was faced with an ultimatum
He ate his wife Metis
Then came to regret this
To his migraine, Athena was twin
Womanizing Zeus, caught in his trysts
Hera wondered if he should exist
Lord Zeus barely had game
But oh, what's in a name?
Hera sat down and made a hit list
Honest Zeus had a large family
Who could have foreseen this? Well, not he!
I can't possibly lie
He's not much of a guy
Cheating Zeus, stay far away from me!
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Portrayal of Deities in Fanfics
I'm getting the impression that not a lot of people on this site actually know how to portray deities in fiction.
I've seen fans who interpret deities as not needing sleep, not needing food, not drinking alcohol, not understanding sickness, not having sex.
I was just reading a fic where it was stated that deities really only have an understanding of whatever falls under their domain &...
I may not be an expert on theology by any stretch of the imagination... but I know enough about Greek, Japanese, & Norse mythology to know that at least a few of these things aren't the case.
For one, Ganymede is the wine-waiter of the gods. And Hestia is known for cooking Ambrosia, the food of the gods. And the Æsir were known to hold great feasts in the halls of Asgard & drank like sailors. And I'm pretty damn sure that Susano-o was known for his love of embibements & Ukemochi is literally a goddess of food & so is Hestia for that matter. Persephone ate the seeds of a pomegranate to be tied to Hades. Hell, Dionysus was the god of wine & whenever he wasn't asleep, he was almost guaranteed to be effing wasted!
And Hypnos & Thanatos are often depicted as 2 sleeping youths. And during the Trojan War, Hypnos induced Zeus to sleep.
As for sex, Greek mythology is absolutely rife with stories of the gods of Olympus's sexual escapades. I mean, how else do you think so many demi-gods came about? A bunch of which belong to Zeus the fuckboy! Seriously, man, Zeus, the literal king of the gods in Greek myth, seems to be absolutely incapable of keeping it in his toga!
So, I have zero clue where the idea that pagan gods don't do these things comes from. I certainly don't know of any myths where a deity is portrayed as specifically not needing to do these things.
Also, the idea that gods only have knowledge of what falls under the umbrella of its patronage especially makes no sense.
Like, what do fans think they do all day? Do they believe that these dudes just have no lives?? Think about it, ya'll!
Let's take gods of war, for instance. There's not always gonna be a war taking place. So, when it isn't & these deities do nothing but their domain, then that makes it seem like they're basically just robots who go on standby until it's time to accomplish their directive.
Honestly, I hope that these ideas are just a means to drum up drama or bring in comedy.
I mean, don't get me wrong, it's funny. It's just very contradictory to all the mythology I know is all.
Like, I get the desire to want to show deities as being 'alien' & 'incomprehensible to mortal minds' & 'not working the same way that humans do,' but you have to remember that in a lot of ways, deities in myth are kind of like representations of culture. In certain ways, they even embody it. And one of the most integral parts of culture is food.
Just get creative.
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Modern Gods AU
Hades: How am I supposed to study for my French final with a fuckboy in the house?
Hades: It's already hard enough with a fish
Poseidon: Are you talking about me?
Hades: No I'm talking about Hermes, he's living in the broom closet
Zeus: Hermes is living in our broom closet??!! How come I didn't know?
Hades: Cause you usually drop your brain between morning and night
😎👍
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Soul Ties - Gojo Satoru x fem!Reader (au)
Chapter 1: Gut feeling
A/n & possible tw: hi! This is chapter one hope you enjoy the ride. Fem reader, she/her pronouns, slow burn, not exactly enemies to lovers, language, fluff, comfort, angst, hurt, smut, mental health, eating disorder, slight bullying. Short chapter I’m sorry I’ve been really busy.
So how did I end up here? Feeling lost and empty. Vulnerable. Like a part of me is missing. According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves. So what happens when you know you found that other half? Let’s backtrack. There’s plenty of time to tell this story.
Gojo Satoru. The legend. The myth. One of the most popular fuckboys- I mean boys, in school. Every girl fawned over him, all your friends thought he was extremely hot but you really didn’t. Actually you hated his guts. His god complex, his walk, the ‘I’m better than all of you’ look, his stupid smirk and those sunglasses he always wore were making you dislike him more than actually making you like him. Come on he wasn’t even that attractive. You didn’t understand the hype. You as a person weren’t popular nor the best looking probably for most. Because you weren’t high school pretty. You never looked nice, you looked like art and art was never supposed to look nice. The kind of beauty not everyone can comprehend. But everything else was normal for you, now. You weren’t popular but had a nice friend group. Always having each other’s back. Good grades always trying to stay out of trouble, probably misunderstood.
You see, about a year ago or two, a boy named Naoya, your first love, broke you and your trust. Naoya, the founding father of your trust issues and bad name at school. He made up a rumor that you hooked up and everyone at school started talking shit and calling you the school whore. But after the constant bullying you learnt to hide away and not get involved. You, your friends and family knew that what was being said about you wasn’t true so that’s all that mattered.
So back to Gojo right? Yeah you tried to avoid him to. You knew he had talked shit about you as well. He called you a bunch of names extremely ugly being one of them.
October 13. The bell rang and you were the first to come down and sit at your usual spot, where you and your friends usually sat. You were looking around at nothing in particular when he walked by. The same walk, the same style, the same aura, the same boy you despised. Tell me why though, when he walked by you felt as if a lighting bolt ran through you, as if waking you up. Making you snap out of it. Making you literally shiver. At that instant, just by looking at him you knew in your heart that one day something will happen involving him. You didn’t know what exactly and you didn’t have anything in particular in mind either. But you just knew it. And if there’s one thing you’ve always known is that your intuition and gut feeling are never wrong.
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It's the fuckboy stereotype he gets labeled with just cuz he's tatted and pierced.
Well every fuckboy is covered in tattoos and pierced and always in black. They also have a IDGAF attitude just like him. Smokes and drinks a lot. And always have some woman's name attached to their name making headlines. They also think they are cool because they talk about sex more than anyone else. They also flirt with anything that is moving. And it's a known fact 99% of rich young men are promiscuous af.. being hot and handsome is a bonus lol.
If it walks and quacks like a duck ? Maybe it's a duck lol.
Wow...who hurt you?
I was with plenty of fuckboys who looked like they golfed every other day and had Sunday dinner with the family after attending church and atoning for their sins. It's a known fact rich hot men are promiscuous?? Zeus, you sound like a bitch with you're generalizing of every hot tatted rich man in existence.
What women's names have been legitimately attached to JK? I mean real, hard proof. Have you been around him to see him flirt with every female??
He flirts with Jimin, so with your way of thinking, they gotta be fucking.
Stop reading wattpad. Have you even watched original content??
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