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trylynarie · 1 year

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Fives: *zooms past*

Echo: the hell?

Fives: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! *runs outside and throws a burning pillow into the snow*

Rex: no more candles for either of you

Echo: BUT I DIDN’T-

#fives is a disaster #star wars #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #clone troopers #501st shenanigans #501st #501st legion #clone wars headcanons #clone trooper #arc trooper echo #captain rex #arc trooper fives #clone trooper echo

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declamationark · 1 month

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DPxDC prompt: Danny Phantom is an extremely high-level threat due to his capabilities and experience battling against his ghostly enemies. Batman is creating a contingency plan for him and Constantine's advice, as the one who dances the tango with the Infinite Realms? A bone-weary sigh of "plop him down a telly and put on a NASA documentary or something. It's like you haven't been dealing with teen kids for decades now fer fuck's sake."

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompts #batman #john constantine #lowkey but Constantine's been dealing with this snarky teen for a while now #in denial that he's practically Danny's weird uncle and honorary Fenton #Dealer's choice on how they met but I'd like it to be as chaotic as possible #who will win? a british disaster or a schrodinger's american boi #the house of mysteries likes Danny better #they team up to keep Constantine on his toes #Constantine has no qualms using Danny's Obsession to get five minutes of relaxation #and Danny has no qualms bringing up Constantine and Clockworks...#ehem #“history” together

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allisoooon · 2 years

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All of the Hargreeves siblings are bad people. Not in the way you’d describe someone morally deficient, but in the same way as you’d call someone a bad dancer or a bad plumber when they lack the expected skill set. They just suck at being humans in a society.

#tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #someone write a book 'humaning for dummies'#tbh i'd need that book #i love them all though #they are such disasters

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kusuokisser · 8 months

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saiki sometimes forgets hes autistic AND a psychic. its so easy for him to attribute his symptoms to just being from his powers but then he'll go through a phase where all food is sensory hell except for coffee jelly (safe food) and he is reminded of his ailment

#no mom i cant eat your delicious dinner i think ill throw up. however i will down 4 coffee jellies to make up for it #when he gets overwhelmed he puts on his germanium ring and hides somewhere absurd like in the floorboards #he is so autistic I love. him.#five thinks too much #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki #kusuo #saiki kusou no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo no ψ nan

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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epic fail <3

#howdy: im about to be soooooo smooth <3 #howdy five minutes later: *putting up a 'Store Closing: Everything Must Go' sign*#all he wanted was to give barns an opening for pickup lines... smh...#while i love the idea of howdy being rizzed as fuck #cause realistically he probs would be #i also like the idea that hes so Cringefail when it comes to romance #he's constantly tripping over himself #luckily for him barnaby loves him anyway!#either that or he Is rizzed. but barnaby is really good at misinterpreting everything he says #both are Amusing!#scribble salad #welcome home #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #theyre both Such Disasters in my mind #like they both try soooo hard to Convey Their Feelings and they both consistently miss by a hair #and yet half the time they're both still like 'haha nailed it'#babes you did Not. you didn't <3 #I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM THEY WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN I LOVE THEM-

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aurpiment · 6 months

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I had a dream that I was watching The Terror again and it was… a bit different.

There was a plot where Francis Crozier was pregnant. Not by Fitzjames, no; they weren’t close like that. I think by someone who was 1) a casual hookup and 2) dead. He was confiding in Fitzjames about it, though, and complaining of breast soreness. Fitzjames asked him if he was sure he was pregnant and he said yes, that he recognized the symptoms from when he was younger, and then told a story about how his mother had helped him get an abortion when he was a teenager so he could pursue his then-incipient naval career.

Unfortunately, in the dream, I was watching this version of The Terror with my father and brother and they were confused. “But he’s a man! How is such a thing possible?”

“Transgender,” I explained impatiently, because it was obvious this was the direction the show had gone with the character, even though the actor playing him was still cisgender actor Jared Harris.

“But still, no way this would happen,” I added. “I mean, look at him. He’s GOT to be post-menopausal.”

#mt #this was like #well after the men had started dying #there’d been some disaster and the party had split and regathered #they’d gotten back onto the boat?#the ice had melted enough to sail a little?#mr hickey was there and kept trying to joint the conversation and Crozier kept telling him exasperatedly to drive the boat #all the while Crozier had a hand up his own shirt trying to relieve his #breast pain #anyway before you ask he DID have pale pink white person nipples. I seen them.#I think in the dream it was mastitis but that’s so rare antepartum #just one of the many ways the writing was unrealistic smdh!#but shout out to the imaginary Irish Catholic woman helping her kid get an abortion in like 1812. I DO want to believe. queen shit fr!#the terror #god Fitjames was such an idiot about it #it was like month four or five and he was like ‘do you think it could be a tumor’#TUMORS DONT KICK HE JUST TOLD YOU IT WAS KICKING #DUMB ASS #but he was genuinely concerned as a friend so some crimes can be forgiven #francis crozier’s geriatric pregnancy hour #edit: the croziers were from ulster and Presbyterian. my bad!#sorry for calling his ma a Catholic do you forgive me

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invaderlynx · 3 months

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A rare moment of calm in Commander Fox’s office.

#photos taken five minutes before disaster #(disaster being the chancellor calling fox in to clean up one of his messes)#(again)#commander fox #star wars black series #yes he has two cups of caf already #yes he will be drinking both of them #I am once again making my acquisition of a fox figure tumblr’s problem

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yangjeongin · 8 months

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HYUNJIN | 230903 • WOLFGANG @ 5-STAR DOME TOUR 2023 NAGOYA

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #malegroupsnet #a9gifs #flashing tw #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*carly:hyunjin #top five worst things i've ever had the privilege of giffing.#for those of you that tried to gif this and gave up. no it wasn't worth it #when the gif where he was literally just Red was the easy one to color .#most deceiving performance ever too like even with the gif in ps i was like this looks ok. second i start trying to color it. disaster #y'all are gonna get this to 1k or something now right that's what happens when i make ugly gifs right #i can't even do a comparison for y'all to see what i did bc the og doesn't even look that bad. what happened dude . maybe i made i tworse #tihs gifset k*lled me i'm dead now (derogatory)

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lakesouperior · 6 months

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🐻🐤🐰🦊 just some thoughts on the fnaf movie

🐻the attention to detail that was put into it, with all it’s little details and easter eggs. the posters in the background, (and i haven’t seen anyone bring this up), the guy who got face-mauled by the cupcake wearing a midnight motorist t-shirt. the spring lock scene. the fact that scariest of all the jumpscares (of which there weren’t a lot but it’s kind of for the younger demographic ig they can’t make it too bad) was freaking balloon boy. the highest kill count going to MVP Carl the Cupcake. this is what i mean when i say movies from established franchises should be made by fans, for fans.

AND THE MATPAT CAMEO. HIS ACTING ISNT EVEN BAD AND EVEN IF IT WAS I EOULD STILL LOEV ITTT DVDNFB

🐤 you can tell they put a lot of thought into the child actors. abby is phenomenal. the five missing children? properly creepy and sad looking.

🐰 characters were all really well written and entertaining. the karen aunt, for all that she is an antagonist and very much hateable, still manages to be funny. even background characters are hilarious, like Doug for example, and don’t even get me started on the friggin matpat cameo i nearly screamed in the movie theater.

🦊 vanessa and mike are naturally each other’s narrative foils (and stand-ins for respectively Michael Afton/Elizabeth Afton (MichaElizabeth if you will) and Charlotte Emily imo), and them saying the same line, the “that’s two jobs”, mike at the beginning, and vanessa at the end, TO THE SAME CHARACTER?? TO THE BIG FUCKIN BAD HIMSELF??? WHO THEY BOTH HAVE DEEP HISTORY WITH???? literally this is good writing. i’m not saying the movie is perfect because it isn’t, but this is good writing.

🐻 and vanessa, as much as she kind of is, doesn’t feel like a coward because her worst fear does come true. her own father, the person who she thought the world of, tries to kill her as soon as she steps out of line. her fear wasn’t unjustified. she spent her entire life under his control — has literally never known anything else, and to still rebel after so long must’ve been the hardest, most terrifying thing in the world but she still did it because she’d grown to care for mike and abby.

and this is what i mean when i quote that one post: “strong female characters ≠ characters who are female and punch good, but strong female characters = well-written female characters” like yeah, vanessa’s an antagonist, or an anti-hero i suppose, but she’s still, once again, likeable and mysterious and funny. and the “bring her here again and i’ll fucking shoot you”?? that was probably her first act of true rebellion, aside from telling mike more than she should’ve about the pizzeria.

🐤 mikes arc is a very obvious “let go of the past and learn to cherish the present” which isn’t exactly revolutionary, but i think it’s done quite well though it could be improved a bit. and as much as you think he is an absolute cabbage head for telling them they could have abby for even a second, but you still, once again, get it.

our man’s running on like two hours of sleep and also meds, finally getting to see his baby brother up-close and even touch his face for the first time in probably more than a decade of blaming himself, and then getting told he could go back and see his parents again, the grief over who he probably hasn’t been able to process since he had to take care of abby when they died (possibly even took his own life in the father’s case if he’s supposed to be a henry stand-in like i think and doesn’t that just make it fifty times worse)

and it’s set up that he wants that perfect family back, the kind that he had during his childhood, that abby never got to experience.

and maybe he feels guilty for that. maybe he thinks, in his sleep-deprived and grief-ridden mind, for only a moment, that she would be better off, since she seems to like the animatronics and their ghost children better than him and he still feels like he doesn’t know how to raise a kid.

🐰 speaking of abby, for once Child Character in the horror movie isn’t just there to do some stupid shit for Plot Reasons (cough, The Curse of La Llorona, cough cough). i mean yes, she does go with them at the climax, but she has been given no reason not to trust them and considering the fact that they are other children, it would honestly be more suspicious if she didn’t trust them (also we’ve been shown she doesn’t really have friends before the end, so they’re also her first and only friends, no wonder she’s clinging to them) plus she’s been left alone with the aunt she does not like, possibly still believing mike is abandoning her. you get it.

she’s also very entertaining in her sassiness. like “are you here to arrest my brother?” or “yeah, love you too bro, kinda don’t wanna die tho, can we leave?” literally i can’t stand kids in general, but especially so in in horror movies, but i would give my life for abby.

🦊and the drawing thing? it’s beautiful and sad and really hammers home the fact that these monsters, however scary they have been made by their brutal and cruel deaths, they were, and are, just children who didn’t deserve to die and communicate the same way children like abby do. it also makes abby herself relevant to the plot and actually useful.

🐻and about abby; i have my own Theory there. we know she wasn’t in the picture during Garrett’s disappearance, which means she’s at least twelve years younger than mike. it’s actually quite common for couples who are going through a rough patch to have kids to try to fix it, which i think is what happened here, made even more possible if they also had her as a sort of replacement for Garrett. this, as i said earlier, makes mike’s indecision all the more understandable — if abby doesn’t just look a lot like Garrett, but was actually supposed to be him and would’ve never existed if not for the tragedy.

but that’s Just A Theory. 🐻🐤🐰🦊

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disastress-i-guess · 4 months

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Watch me compare this book that has nothing to do with saiki K to saiki K with the power of brain rot.

First of, if you absolutely massacre the main character's personality this book is totally kusbosai. Like just look at these:

This one I feel is just Saiki in general.

I just really like this line:

#my reading pace is so slow cuz every five seconds i have to stop and take a picture #i hope this makes sense #saiki no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k.#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #saiki k #kubosai #<- kind of ive just been teading a lot of fanfics lately so maybe its just that but i feel like this is very kubosai if you ignore the mc #oh yeah and the book is #Slingshot by mercedes helnwein #and i think if anyone read the book they would probably think im insane but oh well

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trylynarie · 1 year

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Tbb episode 6 spoiler

Can we just appreciate how picky Echo is with food? Like not just with the juice but the mantel mix. Bro why you so picky?

You’re like a mom who checks the packaging labels!

Like he doesn’t trust anything that isn’t his Reg rations. Which begs the question 👏🏻 what did Fives do to your food in the past?

Also Echo was such a wholesome boi in this HE SMILED OML someone protecc this baby at all costs

#i love him your honor #fives is a disaster #star wars #the bad batch #the bad batch season 2 #arc trooper echo #tbb s2 #the bad batch s2 #tbb season 2 #arc trooper fives #incorrect bad batch quotes #echo the bad batch #tbb echo

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lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run · 6 days

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I have 1 taste in men it it goes like:

Born into a military regime that doesn’t value them

Taught to not have emotions/feelings/connections

muscles mmmmmm

death of their loved ones (sometimes all of them)

childhood trauma

gay coded

found family

lazer guns

gay awaking at age 30

csnnot talk about feelings. Gets flustered easily

sweaty mmmm

occationaly sarcastic as coping mechanism

big technical terms

armor my beloved

betrayal by the ideal they gave their life for

unrequited love

fugigives on the run from their own people

grief for the life they lost

probobly is military propaganda

glorifies war because it’s all they’ve ever known

mmmmmmmmm men

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minotaur-asterion · 5 months

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You know, Cold just kind of embodies that “fuck around and find out” spirit, and it should be annoying to me but it’s not. This is to say I really enjoy how he’s written

#slay the princess #voice of the cold #‘She’s a ghost she can’t do anything to us’ (<- Top Five Moments Right Before Disaster)#Not only will you fuck around and find out with him. But he will also fuck around and find out. Love that

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kusuokisser · 8 months

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at least once a week when walking kusuos vision will start going black and his knees will give out a bit and he has to go lay on the floor for a second to recuperate. a guest will be at the saiki household and out of nowhere kusuo just grips onto the doorframe for dear life and slides down in defeat, grumbling his various grievances with the world whilst the guest just stares at him like a weirdo

#i just had to lay starfish-style on the floor for three minutes until my vision stopped going black therefore so will kusuo #i dont make the rules i just follow them. sorry.#poor saiki kusuo. you cannot catch a break.#saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki #kusuo #saiki kusou no psi nan #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #five thinks too much #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #tdlosk

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phantom-of-the-501st · 1 year

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Din becoming the ruler of an entire planet by accident is the most Din Djarin thing to ever happen to that man

#if someone had just explained how things in star wars work #man just wanted to get his son back #and he did #for five minutes #then he lost the child and was left in charge of a whole ass planet he didn't want #this man is a walking disaster #star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #mando #din and grogu #mando and grogu #grogu

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theclassymike · 7 months

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Josh Hutcherson

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