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drakefeathers · 4 years

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i started a bby helena fic (more of a “damian freaking out over the new baby” fic) over five years ago and only really got this far in actually writing it and... it cracks me up lol

Damian scowls as he knocks reluctantly on the heavy door. The last time his father wanted to have a discussion in his study, Damian got lectured for leaking false rumours about Drake’s love life to the media. Whatever his father is going to bore him with this time, he's not looking forward to it.

"You wanted to speak with me, Father?" he asks impatiently, stepping inside the room. He sees that they aren't alone like he expected.

His father is standing in front of the window with his arms crossed, gazing out at the darkening indigo sky. Selina, his stepmother for almost a year now, sits on the edge of the desk.

"Yes." Bruce turns around and gestures at a chair in front of the desk. "Sit down, please."

Damian doesn’t miss the faint tremor to his hand. The way his voice almost catches and he has to clear his throat. He hasn’t seen his father this nervous since that week he spent carrying a ring around in his pocket, the same ring glittering on Selina’s finger now.

Damian stays standing. He narrows his eyes. ”Is something the matter?"

He doesn't like this. The tension in the room. The way strange way his father is acting. The furtive looks between the two adults, like a secret is being shared at his expense. Damian clenches his hands into fists at his sides. He doesn't like feeling as though he's being conspired against.

Suddenly he's reminded of all those times Brown teased that his father would send him to military school if he kept misbehaving. He never believed her... but, if his father had found out what he was keeping in the old stable at the edge of the manor grounds...

"Just cut to the chase," Selina tells Bruce gently, placing her hand on his arm. "Look how worried you're making him. This is supposed to be *good news."

Bruce takes a deep breath, meeting Damian's suspicious eyes calmly. "We-- The two of us have something important to tell you. It will mean big changes for all of us, but it's something we both want—"

—

Damian doesn't mean to slam the door *quite as hard as he does when he storms out. But it's a satisfying sound, a satisfying feeling, and he doesn't regret it.

—

Dick doesn't look surprised when he flicks the lights on and sees Damian sitting at his kitchen table, dripping wet and silently fuming.

“You really got rained on,” he remarks, setting down the bag of takeout and reaching for the kettle. “I’m gonna make some tea while you go change into something dry—I think there’s some of your clothes here from the last time you stayed over. Alfred will be mad me if I let you catch a cold. And then we’ll sit down and you can tell me what happened, okay?”

"Don't act like you don't know.” Damian’s voice is raw and he looks up at Dick with betrayed eyes.

Dick frowns, confused. "Did Bruce find out what you're keeping in the old stable by the creek? Because I swear, I didn’t—"

"My father and his wife are having a child together."

Dick blinks once in surprise. Then his eyes light up. "Are you serious? That's awe—“ He shakes his head and sighs at the cold glare Damian shoots his way. "Damian, don't be a killjoy. This is exciting news."

"I thought you would have known of this already."

Dick shakes his head. ”I didn't. But... I did have a feeling Bruce wanted to talk to me about something important tonight. He asked me to stop by the cave before patrol."

"A baby. Wow. They're actually going to have a baby,” Dick says, rambling on as he sets down two mugs of subpar tea. Damian’s starting to hate that word, *baby*. "Wait... What— What did you say, when they told you?” Dick asks worriedly, catching on. Damian scowls more deeply—he was hoping Dick wouldn’t figure him out so quickly. "Damian, what did you *do?"

(("A baby,” Damian said blankly.

Bruce nodded. ”Yes. Would you... *like to have a younger brother or sister?"

“Clearly, my preferences do not matter. The deed is done.”

“Damian—“

“Although, Father, if you must know, I think— I think this is a folly. Babies are weak, and they will make *you* weak. Now, if you will excuse me, I’m going to patrol Gotham since you are clearly too busy with this happy family fantasy to bother.”))

Dick winces. ”Oh, Damian... You didn't have to be so *harsh."

The disappointment in Dick’s voice actually hurts, cutting through Damian’s anger. He hunches guiltily over his warm mug of undrinkable tea and states, “He asked my opinion and I gave it.”

“Yes, you sure did,” Dick says wryly. He sighs. “Look, I know it probably seems scary—“

"I'm not *frightened!” Damian protests.

Dick’s phone buzzes on the countertop. He picks it up and rolls his eyes at the message, tapping out a quick reply. "Bruce has guessed you're here. I'm telling him I'll drive you home,” he says. Before Damian can argue, he adds, "Otherwise he's going to come here and get you himself. And it'll give us time to talk about this in the car."

Damian grudgingly stands and follows Dick out the door. The last thing he wants to do is face his father, but at least Alfred will make him some proper tea when he gets to the manor, instead of the swill Dick served him.

"C'mon, Damian, just give the idea a chance.” Dick smiles reassuringly, placing a hand on the boy’s shoulder. “Younger siblings aren't so bad, I promise."

#the funny part is that when i started it i actually intended the creature in the stable to be like. an unrevealed gag throughout it.#mostly because i couldnt think of what would be in there except it would be ridiculous #but now i'm like... it could be goliath in this au hjgkdhjlaf i started this before goliath was even around

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zoro-fly · 4 years

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Do you hate shipping on Fantasy patrol?

Iam the shipper of Fantasy patrol! Ahah Vlad x Alena (Helena at eng sub) its the best <3

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tabloidtoc · 4 years

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OK, March 9

Cover: Leonardo DiCaprio and Camila Morrone just married and baby on the way

Page 1: Contents

Page 2: Contents

Page 4: After a difficult few years Bethenny Frankel is launching a new business venture and has fallen in love again

Page 6: Ben Affleck is finally coming clean about his darkest days

Page 7: Tori Spelling is going the extra mile to give her five kids the caring fun-filled childhood she never had, while the world lusts after Brad Pitt his ex Angelina Jolie seems to be starved for romantic attention and she’s been set up on a few discreet dates but nothing’s worked out, Josh Duhamel whines that he’s too pretty to be taken seriously as an actor and that it’s sexism in reverse

Page 8: Amanda Bynes is trying to get her life back on track this time with a man by her side, if Johnny Depp is asked to reprise his role of Captain Jack Sparrow he’ll ask for $50 million because his bank account is dwindling

Page 10: Red Hot on the Red Carpet -- purple -- Jennifer Lopez, Margot Robbie, Cynthia Erivo

Page 11: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sophie Skelton, Charlize Theron

Page 12: Who Wore It Better? Ashley Greene vs. Lydia Hearst, Ali Tamposi vs. Aubrey Plaza, Olivia Palermo vs. Dove Cameron

Page 14: News in Photos -- Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake in London and Berlin

Page 15: Rashad Jennings, Jennifer Lopez, Tom Holland with fans at the LA premiere of Onward, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani and her son Apollo

Page 16: Paw Patrol -- James Middleton with four of his dogs, Denise Richards, Delilah and Amelia Hamlin with Road Dogs & Rescue’s adoptable bulldogs

Page 18: Jennifer Hudson and Forest Whitaker film Respect, David Beckham with kids Romeo and Cruz and Harper at Victoria Beckham’s fashion show, Harry Styles, Justin Bieber tried to teach Jimmy Fallon to play hockey

Page 20: Tiffani Thiessen and daughter Harper in the Rookie USA fashion show in Chicago, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Kate Bosworth at the Byredo store opening

Page 21: American Idol judges Lionel Richie and Kate Perry and Luke Bryan, Eugene Levy, Harrison Ford on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Page 22: Celeb Mini-Me’s -- Reese Witherspoon with daughter Ava, Helena Christensen with son Mingus whose dad is Norman Reedus, Elizabeth Hurley and son Damian

Page 24: Inside My Home -- Olivia Culpo’s California crib

Page 26: Hayden Panettiere’s dangerous romance

Page 27: John Cena and Shay Shariatzadeh engaged, Katherine Schwarzenegger complains that life married to Chris Pratt is boring and she’s boxed in at home

Page 28: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have gone on a spending spree getting wines and cheeses and jewelry and clothes and electronics and toys for son Archie, though friends and family are begging Sofia Richie to end her romance with Scott Disick she just can’t bring herself to do it, Love Bites -- Jason Lewis and Liz Godwin engaged, Melissa Fumero and husband David welcomed their second child, Chris Randone and Krystal Nielson separated

Page 30: Cover Story -- Ultimate bachelor Leonardo DiCaprio secretly weds Camila Morrone amid buzz they’re expecting

Page 34: Ryan Reynolds balances fame and fatherhood and a booming career

Page 38: Secrets and trivia about The Breakfast Club

Page 40: Catherine O’Hara says goodbye to Schitt’s Creek

Page 46: Style Week -- Parisa Fitz-Henley’s look at the premiere of Fantasy Island

Page 49: 5 minutes with Rebecca Romijn

Page 50: Hair Special -- Edgy Shag -- Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, Long Braids -- Gabrielle Union and Zendaya

Page 51: Chic Bob -- Natalie Portman and Hailey Bieber, Short Fringe -- Saoirse Ronan and Charlize Theron

Page 54: Entertainment

Page 55: Q&A -- Britt Robertson of I Still Believe

Page 58: Gwyneth Paltrow’s fresh-faced fete -- Alexandra Grant, Kate Hudson, Rumer Willis and Demi Moore

Page 60: Hollywood Heat Meter -- the royal family had trouble finding guests willing to attend Prince Andrew’s birthday party, Steve Kazee proposed to Jenna Dewan, Duchess Kate Middleton used hypnobirthing, Meital Dohan blamed the age gap for her split with Al Pacino, Stars on exclusive dating app Raya -- Ben Affleck, Channing Tatum, Kiernan Shipka, Demi Lovato, Chelsea Handler

Page 61: Sound Bites -- Kerry Washington on Reese Witherspoon, Amy Poehler, Robert Pattinson on his scent, Constance Wu, Katy Perry

Page 62: Horoscope -- Pisces Camila Cabello

Page 64: By the Numbers -- Laura Dern

#tabloid #tabloid toc #leonardo dicaprio #camila morrone #ryan reynolds #meghan markle #prince harry #Hayden Panettiere #Karlie Kloss #john cena #laura dern #robert pattinson

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m00nslippers · 6 years

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Just some fics I’m working on.

Just started this tumblr. mostly because it seems like everyone in this fandom is on tumblr and I am so obsessed with Jason Todd its not even funny so I must now participate. My Ao3 is M00n_Slippers, feel free to visit for some fanfic. Anyhow, some stuff I’m working on, most of it anticipated to be about 20k in length:

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Fandom: Batman, Red Hood And The Outlaws, Red Hood/Arsenal, Grayson, Nightwing

Relationships: Jason Todd/Dick Grayson, Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne

Characters: Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Timothy Drake, Bruce Wayne, Talia Al'Ghul, Roy Harper, Helena Bertinelli, Tiger | Agent 1

Tags: No Capes AU, Jason was never adopted, at least not by Bruce, Spyral Agent Dick, Science Nerd Tim, Hyper-Competitive Damian, Bodyguard Jason, Child Soldiers, Mercenaries, Big Damn Rescue, Talia is a good-ish mom, Tiger is so done with Dick

Summery: When Spyral Agent Dick Grayson accompanies his brother Tim to Gotham Academy's science fair, he meets his brother's stuffy arch-rival Damian and realizes he's the son of Talia Al'Ghul, heir to the Al'Ghul international criminal empire that has its tentacles in everything from high-profile political assassinations to weapons trafficking. Concerned about the danger the association poses to his younger brother, Dick decides to find out more...and comes up against Damian's dangerously attractive bodyguard, Jason Todd.

Burn Down The Sky

Fandom: Batman, Red Hood And The Outlaws, Red Hood/Arsenal, Grayson, Nightwing

Relationships: Damian Wayne & Jason Todd, Damian Wayne & Tim Drake

Characters: Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Dick Grayson

Tags: Science Fiction AU, Psychological, Action, Drama, Space Privateers, Lawless Space, Bio-Mechs, Androids, kind of, Artificial Life, A.I., Bio-engineering, Mind-Diving, Battle-Proxies are like avatars for war, Mental Trauma,

Summery: Years after the war, Tim, Stephanie and Damian are privateers patrolling lawless space with their two decommissioned Battle-Proxies, DG54-Nightwing and CC73-Orphan. Damian finds it tedious not only to share two proxies among the three of them, but to deal with the proxies' personalities and quirks. When the small crew takes out a band of pirates carrying illegal goods, they find a lost Battle-Proxy, the JT22-Red Hood, and Damian thinks they've stumbled on a treasure. Finally, a proxy to call his own that doesn't crack terrible puns in his head when he's trying to concentrate or rest control from the operator to turn dizzying pirouettes, and best of all, free of any annoying hangups about killing.

But what Damian soon discovers is this proxy comes with one hell of a flaw of its own—it drives it's operator mad.

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Fandom: Batman, Red Hood and the Outlaws, Wonder Woman

Relationships: Jason Todd/Artemis of Bana-Migdall

Characters: Jason Todd, Artemis of Bana-Migdall, Bizarro

Tags: Fantasy AU, Medieval-ish, Drama, One Shot, Het Sex, Blood Death and Violence, Artemis is a Shield-maiden, Jason is a Berserker, Bizarro is an Ice Giant.

Summery: After her gods fail to protect her lover, Artemis abandons the Brunhild clan of shield-maidens and travels as a mercenary, selling her sword to the highest bidder. When she falls in battle, she thinks it's the end and good riddance to a life that's brought her nothing but pain. But after waking up to find she's been saved by a bad-mouthed berserker with a stupidly big heart and a bizarrely friendly ice elemental fighting against his mandate to harm, Artemis starts to think there's a point to her life after all.

If anyone else has an interests in stealing the prompt and writing this stuff, go for it. Just tell me, you know. Otherwise, I’ll get to it when I get to it, I guess.

#jason todd #batfam #fanfic #writing prompts #Red Hood #red hood and the outlaws #au fics #up for grabs

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simon-jess · 6 years

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Simon movie/music headcanons? Simon and/or Jessica + babysitting (since you said he’s better with kids and I’d love to see your take). Also the obligatory “ah crap we gotta go to Gotham” hc/storyline crossover with Batfam/Batman? No pressure you just said “ideas?” And I saw so many scrolling through :)

I’m crying thank you!!! ok I really really really blabbered on here so I’m gonna put a read more on

music : Simon was a hundred percent behind Britney Spears & really hated (& still hates J*stin T*mberlake) & is still a known stan, also he loved the Spice Girls & while he’s been a lil busy to listen to current music & know who they’re talking about he would totally die for Beyoncé

movie’s : he’s a nerd so I think he’d be really into sci-fi/fantasy movies but also I think he’d watch gotg & yell about how theres actually no sound in space so in reality I think he unapologetically loves romcoms & his fav movies are The Princess Bride, 2005′s Pride & Prejudice, Big Eden tbh & also Jessica thinks its adorable

babysitting : ok ok my actual weakness? Simon with kids??? ok ok, he’s literally the best uncle ever & its not like he’s a kid whisperer but he’d literally never raise his voice to a minor/woman ever like he could be giving Farid cooking lessons & Farid could literally dumb boiling water on him & Simon would be all calm & make sure FArid was ok & the stuff was put away b4 he saw to his burns like he..just won’t yell at kids, he’s a good man & he was yelled at by alot of people when he was little & he’d never wanna be a grown ass man who tried to scare kids like them so he just would never???? & when he’s watching kids they get that, like they know he’s gonna enforce the rules but he’d like talk to them not scream/punish, & he’s really good at getting into their games because he can literally carry like 4 toddlers at once somebody stop this beautiful man. when any of Farid’s friends accidentally break one of his toys (or Farid himself) Simon can literally just fix it & he makes sure they understand that so they don’t get to upset. he’s also a firm believer in the saying sorry rule as in “sorry means you won’t do “it” again” & makes sure the kids understand that when they are in trouble, he also is really cool & really does enjoy spending his free time w family & friends, so he will always help Farid & his friends (if they’re over) w homework & he loves helping him w projects tbh (when Farid is older & in the science fair, trust me when I say Farid’s not entering with a weak ass volcano), there’s so much more I can go on about Simon & kids forever so I’m prob gonna make a parent hc post eventually tbh, so I’m gonna move on to Jessica.

Jessica : admittedly I put less thought into this, ok so while I think Jess isn’t bad w kids like she’s not one of those freaks who are mean to kids for no reason, I don’t think she’d like actively try to deal with them like on cases she’s content having Simon play w them & honestly she doesn’t like babies they cry & they can be hurt so easily & she doesn’t want to hurt them so she never holds them & like children kinda give her anxiety because she doesn’t wanna upset them so she overthinks everything she says & does w them & how they interpret it & it’s a never ending spiral of panicking so…yeah she doesn’t seek em out, but! when they go to her while she’s patroling or hanging w Simon’s fam or something she’s so nice??? she doesn’t realize it but her smile & how she talks to them?? every kid just gets inspired to be just like her?? like with Simon they feel safe but with Jessica they feel like heroes??? does any of that make sense I’m just kinda blabbering & I’m gay & can’t explain my thoughts properly lol

gotham/batfam : ok them going to Gotham for a case is interesting but whats more interesting??? going to Gotham because Bruce invited him! like Bats invited him to the cave so…he visits, like while he works w the League it makes sense for him to work on the League’s official vehicles, but he gets asks to look at the batmobile? like ok let me explain Bats is a dad & Simon’s roughly his eldest’s age so he low-key reminds him of Dick (esp personality wise) & he feels unappreciated? Bats isn’t good w words but he is good w gestures so yeah he asks Simon to fix his car after is crashes the billionth time & yeah he lets Simon upgrade it lord knows it needed them & sure maybe he had Alfred bully Simon into staying for dinner to make sure he ate & sure maybe he made sure Damian was here because Simon loves children & having him teach Damian about cars while he worked on it cheered him up but he doesn’t care or anything (he’s /this/ close to writing up adoption orders).

Simon w the rest of the fam starting w Alfred: he loves him there’s just a shared respect of someone who does everything for family, like everytime they see eachother the look the exchange…it tells a thousand stories, also they exchange reciepes & cooking tips (& parenting tips) all the time & when Simon goes over he’ll bring something he made from one of Alf’s recipes & Alf will make one of Simon’s & they’ll see how it turned out….what I’m saying is that they’re bros’s they’re /this/ close to starting a book club together

Dick: like Alfred they bonded near instantly from the mutual reconition of doing everything for their family but also Dick hit on him once & if Simon wasn’t crazy about Jessica right then he would’ve taken him up on it, Simon mostly visits either to just chat, for some advice w Jessica or tbh to hang w his bf Tiger, when he visits he always brings food so Dick really doesn’t mind tbh, long story short is they bros but like more low-key than him & Alf & Bruce

Jason: Simon doesn’t really have a no killing rule or anything but he doesn’t like it at all y’know but he also doesn’t disagree w Jason’s methods so he doesn’t but heads w him but Jason did come to see him w he found out he was hanging w Alf, now Jason joined in on his & Alf’s recipe trades & sometimes they’ll talk about books or something. Really they’re not close but Jason really appreciates having another person to talk to (& he really is that ride or die friend) & who doesn’t judge him at all tbh & Simon’s really just the same way, like they only talk once or twice a month but they do mean alot to each other. also Jason bullies Simon into befriending Roy,Artemis & Bizzaro & while the latter two took some time to like him & Roy hit it off immediately to Jason’s instant regret

Tim: Tim’s smart but honestly him & Simon just clash y’know & (tim stans don’t interact) like y’know if he wanted to talk to a genius he’d talk to Cyborg,Cisco,Dick, or Bruce (who are smarter)? before him like Tim’s just young enough & just old enough that Simon doesn’t really deal w his age group? I do think Simon’s nice to him but theres just no friendship between them they just coexist tbh

Duke: Duke’s a new young hero who’s actually up in the daytime!?? so yeah him & Simon run into eachother alot & Simon’s been in the business just long enough not to be a rookie so he helps alot & Simon was shocked at how smart Duke was tbh & really likes talking stuff w him if only to see how long it’ll take for him to figure it out? & its always so quick? Simon can’t wait to see how big he’ll be in a few years so while Simon’s only like 6-8 years older then him he’s sorta tryin to be a mentor to him

Damian: Bruce is Jewish & so is literally the rest of the fam so Simon’s literally one of the only practicing Muslims that see Damian often so he invites Damian to his family for their holidays & celebrations & that may be the only times they interact but it means so much to Damian & the family when he does it

Cass: Cass is the best judge of character in the entire DC universe & she saw Simon & decided he was good & just?? befriended him like they don’t bond over anything in particular but Simon always treats her like a princess (in a nice way) & Cass & Jess are friends so Simon’s cool w her & they’re both pretty much the friends yelling (& signing in Cass’s case) your doing amazing sweetie when they see eachother

Steph: She’s closer to Jessica but honestly Stephanie’s the Gina Linetti of the dc universe she’s that bitch she’s a known icon, when you need someone destroyed via social media you go to her & given the amount of shit on the green lantern official twitter (they’ve had one for public realations since Hal’s Earth GL days) against Simon & Jessica for terrible reasons…lets just say…Steph’s the friend to have tbh (Vic, & Babs just threaten to shut down twitter when it happens Steph detroys them)

Luke: Simon heard Luke’s story & he knew how smart he was but he wasn’t ready for when they met, they talked for hours & once Simon invited him to come to a bar w him & Vic they immediately become that group of science bros, but also he & Vic are like the only people Simon knows that “sport” & while Simon really doesn’t its nice to feel like a “normal” dude sometimes so he always watches the game w him

Tiffany : Tiffany’s such a genius & Simon’s a engineer & Tiffany thought that was so cool “Luke you’ve gotta invite him over c’mooooon” so yeah Simon came over to meet this Tiffany & they literally spent the better part of an entire day talking shop it was honestly one of the best days of Simon’s life, now Simon takes her to science exhibits w Luke & lectures & Tiffany tells him about what she learned each day & Simon always asks the right questions & yeah they’re just nerdy bffs

Helena (Rebirth): she scared him at first but Simon understands trying to be a hero after doing things you’re not proud of & situations you can’t always control & they may not be friends but Simon does believe she’s good & that means everything to her

Babs (Oracle): you can’t be a hero & not know who Oracle is, she keeps everything running together?? they don’t talk much honestly Simon barely knows her name but aside from his Mom,Sister, & Jessica there’s no one he respects more

Claire : Simon thought it was funny at first, like this little girl really got up & decided to be a hero & then did it??? & continues to do it everynight???? but then he found out what it does to her & Simon & her have & will probaly never meet but Simon always asks about her to make sure she’s doing ok, Simon is planning on going to the guardians to see why she can’t get a ring because he can’t think of much things braver than dying a little bit each time you’re a hero

Harper : she really did that? like for her brother god does Simon respect that & Simon doing all of that for someone who may as well be his brother? god does Harper respect that. they bond over mechanical stuff & help each other on projects & once they started hanging out God does Harper’s suit & gadgets improve like holy shit

Kate : Simon was honestly uncomfortable with her when he found out she was ex military & honestly is still a little but he does recognize her importance & when he sees her prowling the night god does he leave her alone

Jessica w the Batfam stating w Bruce : I like to think there’s a few hero support groups for various things & she didn’t wanna go to the anxiety one alone so Bats (who already went but she didn’t need to know that) offered to go with her & she knew he took Simon to the depression one so she said yes, & now they go together every week & honestly it means alot to her & they kinda bonded over that (and how much they both love Simon (Bruce in a paternal way)

Alfred : Jessica adores Alfred he’s like the second easiest person to talk to & he’s so calming & he makes tea & he never talks down to her & he gives good advice so whenever Simon visits Jessica tries to come to if just to sit with the man he’s her new favorite Grampa

Dick : Dick’s younger than the league but super experienced in the hero business & tbh theres not many who are more experienced so when she needs help w a gig but is not about to call the league the contacts him (over text obv), they don’t hang much, because despite popular taste Dick’s a lil too serious for her taste, she does appreciate the effort he makes to make her feel like they’re peers when he’s clearly issuing commands, she def sees thru his jokes & facade & while she never mentions it there’s a understanding between them

Jason : Jess doesn’t like killing point blank (ayy) but she understands the J*ker needs to uhhh die so she refuse to hang w him on moral grounds but also she’s low-key rooting for him tbh

Tim : I think they just met over completely normal conversations?? like they both just awkwardly talked & everytime they meet they just meet & awkwardly talk? Jessica’s glad he’s back (it was not fun seeing Bats mourn) & Tim thinks she’s a fucking powerhouse but yeah their relationship is literally the friends of a mutual friend that constantly meet & talk but also aren’t really friends

Duke : Jess thinks Duke is so cool, he’s one of Gotham’s only superpowered heroes & he’s pretty much its only line of defense during the day. what she didn’t expect was how much of a nerd he was, when they finally met they spent no less than 8 hours throughout the day talking about Lord of the Rings

Damian : Damian doesn’t partically care about Jess one way or the other but when they did meet he wanted to know why she changed her costume as the old one was clearly had a better design, Jess didn’t have the heart to explain all that happened but they did start talking about art & stuff, now their relationship is mostly Jess commissioning him to draw her oc’s tbh

Cass : Cass is also part of the girls club & honestly Jess & her bond so much talking about how their disability’s effect their day to day lives, they each have their own support system but there’s no reason they can’t support eachother. aren’t close friends but are still one of eachothers greatest cheerleaders

Steph : Steph is part of the girls club & they both love pokemon honestly they kept on running into eachother when pokemon go came out & they still play it together, alot of the girl heroes get together all the time for a ladies night & while Jess isn’t ready yet Steph is putting an honest (& impressive) effort in convincing her (she’s close tho)

Luke : they’re so mutually impressed by eachothers determination, like they’re not close at all but god do they respect eachother

Tiffany : they respect eachothers aesthetics & thats the strongest way for women to become friends tbh, always have makeup on hand for eachother. their friendship is the true definition of girl solidarity tbh. Tiffany’s so busy coming off as intelligent that sometimes she forgets to be a lil girl & its so easy w Jessica, Luke swears she looks like she’s going to disneyland or something everytime Jessica comes over

Helena (Rebirth): again she doesn’t like killers but she’s part of the girls club & while there may be no love between them Jess does believe in second chances & she really is rooting for her

Babs : Jessica is so shook by her, Babs is shook by her they recognize powerhouses when they see it & Jessica seeing a disabled woman being easily the power house of the batfam??? she’s honestly never felt so inspired, Jess hands down hero worships her & tbh Babs is shocked because a effing Green Lantern thinks she’s powerful & that mutual validation??? awe inspiring

Claire : they also met at the hero support group & Jessica’s with Simon, like she came back to life (sorta) because of a Green Lantern ring why can’t Claire have one?? they hang out together & honestly Claire’s one of the few people Jessica’s comfortable going “out & about” with

Harper : part of the girl squad & while they don’t have much in common they really do like each other in wow that one girl that saved me last night seems really cool tbh, definite respect there

Kate : she’s so gay for her but everytime Kate flirts w her she forgets how to fuction therefore their relationship is in a constant impasse tbh, the constant paradox of wanting to be her gf but also can’t talk to her & Kate just wants to learn her name

omg that took forever pls tell me if I missed anyone & please feel free to send more asks!!! thank you!!!

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momocon · 7 years

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To cap off our Steven Universe guests for 2017, we are happy to announce Zach Callison and Grace Rolek, voices of Steven and Connie! Grace Rolek is a voice actress known for Connie in Steven Universe, Helena in Guild Wars 2, Lucy van Pelt in Happiness is a Warm Blanket Charlie Brown, Shy Bunny in Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five, Molly in Special Agent Oso, Louise in Lou and Lou: Safety Patrol, and Marlene Wallace in Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children. Zach Callison is known voicing the titular character of Steven Universe. He is also noted for his roles in Disney shows including Prince James from Sofia the First, Billy from I'm in the Band and additional voices from Kinect Disneyland Adventures. He is also noted for King Tut in Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Young Jiro in The Wind Rises, and Billy Batson in the direct-to-video movies Superman/Shazam!: The Return of Black Adam and Justice League: War. Not into Steven Universe? Check out our other guests from Overwatch, Yuri!!! On Ice, RWBY, Black Butler, Pinky and the Brain, comic artists, costume professionals, and many more (with more to be announced in the coming days!)

#steven universe #momocon #Connie #Steven

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breakingthespacetimewall · 5 years

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Do you draw Louis Alex and Helena from Fantasy Patrol?

Sorry, I never heard about them.

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aion-rsa · 7 years

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The Buy Pile: It’s Our Anniversary – with Deathstroke

WHAT IS THE BUY PILE?

Every week Hannibal Tabu (winner of the 2012 Top Cow Talent Hunt/blogger/novelist/poet/jackass on Twitter/head honcho of Komplicated) grabs a whole lotta comics. These periodicals are quickly sorted (how) into two piles — the “buy” pile (a small pile most weeks, comprised of planned purchases) and the “read” pile (often huge, often including comics that are really crappy but have some value to stay abreast of). Thursday afternoons you’ll be able to get his thoughts (and they’re just the opinions of one guy, so calm down, and here’s some common definitions used in the column) about all of that … which goes something like this …

THE BUY PILE FOR MARCH 22, 2017

Deathstroke #15 (DC Comics)

Hh. This issue was an unexpected dip in quality as Slade Wilson got stuck with a superpowered teenaged genius who threw off the intricate mechanics of mercenary murder so carefully constructed by this series. The Christopher Priest script doesn’t go wrong, per se, but it jogs where it could soar, especially with the Rose Wilson subplot in Minnesota. Good work that feels like it should be great. Let’s see if that improves next month.

WHAT’S THE PROGNOSIS?

… that was less than exciting …

THIS WEEK’S READ PILE

Honorable Mentions: Stuff worth noting, even if it’s not good enough to buy

“Captain America Steve Rogers” #14 is complex. Retcons become concrete, threads become ropes pulling hard and the titular captain plays every role deftly. Had the building of a new Cobra Command, er Hydra Council been less poetic and cursory, and the whiplash flashbacks been more “Arrow” and less “Lost,” this would have made it.

The bounty hunter Cad Bane is an excellent sardonic presence in “Star Wars Darth Maul” #2, and the title character’s barely restrained rage are a fitting tribute to his ultimate disposition, but the quarter inch of plot didn’t do much to get this to the cash register.

There was a lot to like in “Ultimates 2” #5, including the most effective T’challa in print today (sorry) and Monica Rambeau eating Carol Danvers’ lunch. Unfortunately, the plot didn’t connect, the action didn’t progress the story and the antagonist was vague. Not bad, though.

The “Meh” Pile Not good enough to praise, not bad enough to insult, they just kind of happened …

“Invincible Iron Man” #5, “Reborn” #5, “Spider-Gwen” #18, “Suicide Squad” #14, “Elektra” #2, “G.I. JOE A Real American Hero” #237, “Letter 44” #31, “Gamora” #4, “Bloodshot Reborn” #0, “Savage Dragon” #222, “Doctor Strange The Punisher Magic Bullets” #4, “Helena Crash” #1, “Uncanny Inhumans” #20, “Flash” #19, “Optimus Prime” #5, “Batgirl” #9, “Rocket Raccoon” #4, “Birthright” #23, “Hal Jordan And The Green Lantern Corps” #17, “Empowered And The Soldier Of Love” #2, “Batman Beyond” #6, “WWE” #3, “Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows” #5, “Jem And The Misfits” #3, “Hulk” #4, “Doctor Who The Twelfth Doctor Year 2” #15, “Wonder Woman” #19, “Black Hammer” #7, “Foolkiller” #5, “X-O Manowar” #1, “Action Comics” #976, “Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 11” #5, “Detective Comics” #953, “Extraordinary X-Men” #20, “Circuit-Breaker” #4, “Unworthy Thor” #5, “Blue Beetle” #7, “Iron Fist” #1, “Star Trek Green Lantern Volume 2 Stranger Worlds” #4, “Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur” #17, “Doom Patrol” #5, “Black Panther” #12, “Violent Love” #5, “Beauty” #13, “Magdalena” #1, “Future Quest” #11, “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency The Salmon Of Doubt” #6, “Teen Titans” #6, “Curse Words” #3, “Prowler” #6, “Anno Dracula 1895 Seven Days In Mayhem” #1.

No, just … no … These comics? Not so much …

At least nothing was terrible.

SO, HOW BAD WAS IT?

The view is vast from the top of Meh Mountain.

WINNERS AND LOSERS

The week’s a wash with an underperforming purchase and a lot in between that failed to inspire.

THE BUSINESS

Wanna know something funny? This column debuted on Comic Book Resources this month in 2006. The anniversary was actually weeks ago, but you know how it is. Time sure flies when you’re completely insane. This train isn’t stopping, and it’s great to have you here for the ride.

The writer of this column writes two weekly web superhero comics: “Menthu: The Anger of Angels” and “Project Wildfire: Street Justice” — free every week. Can’t beat “free.”

The writer of this column isn’t just a jerk who spews his opinions — he writes stuff too. A lot. Like what? You can get “Project Wildfire: Enter Project Torrent” (a collected superhero web comic), “The Crown: Ascension” and “Faraway,” five bucks a piece, or spend a few more dollars and get “New Money” #1 from Canon Comics, the rambunctious tale of four multimillionaires running wild in Los Angeles, a story in “Watson and Holmes Volume 2” co-plotted by “2 Guns” creator Steven Grant, two books from Stranger Comics — “Waso: Will To Power” and the sequel “Waso: Gathering Wind” (the tale of a young man who had leadership thrust upon him after a tragedy), or “Fathom Sourcebook” #1, “Soulfire Sourcebook” #1, “Executive Assistant Iris Sourcebook” #1 and “Aspen Universe Sourcebook,” the official guides to those Aspen Comics franchises. Love these reviews? It’d be great if you picked up a copy. Hate these reviews? Find out what this guy thinks is so freakin’ great. There’s free sample chapters too, and all proceeds to towards the care and maintenance of his kids … oh, and to buy comic books, of course. There’s also a bunch of great stuff — fantasy, superhero stuff, magical realism and more — available from this writer on Amazon. What are you waiting for? Go buy a freakin’ book already!

Got a comic you think should be reviewed in The Buy Pile? If we get a PDF of a fairly normal length comic (i.e. “less than 64 pages”) by no later than 24 hours before the actual issue arrives in stores (and sorry, we can only review comics people can go to stores and buy), we guarantee the work will get reviewed, if remembered. Physical comics? Geddouttahere. Too much drama to store with diminishing resources. If you send it in more than two days before comics come out, the possibility of it being forgotten increases exponentially. Oh, you should use the contact form as the CBR email address hasn’t been regularly checked since George W. Bush was in office. Sorry!

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