a really good genre of tumblr post is the ones that claim “THIS 15-YEAR-OLD HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER” with no source link, and the first comment is “HIS NAME IS _______” and the second comment is “figures that so few results come up on google, no one is talking about this. spread the word!”
and then you google it and the only results are websites called like ‘youshare.buzz’ and ‘trendcatch.ly’ linking back to the original post, and the picture attached to the original post is from an unrelated huffpo article from 2011, and you google the name given and it’s a famous haitian accordionist
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uwu in the streets owo in the sheets
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hi i’ve come back after months of inactivity to tell y’all to please for fuck’s sake stop reblogging those awful “how [mbti type] does things” posts i made like two years ago
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Signs, Etc.
Lomo'Instant
Fuji Instax Mini
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Sign fell.
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if anyone's wondering why i haven't posted shit in weeks it's because i hate this website 👍
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i love how 2015 just went straight into 2017 haha :) yup! just straight into 2017 :) without anything else there in between! :)
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job application: describe your most recent leadership role
me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
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Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.
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how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down
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Ok the grinch movie is kind of fucked up cuz the grinch apparently was supposed to go to a different place cuz hes not actually a who and he’s not who passing so everyone makes fun of him and that’s basically the whole plot. and also what happened to his actual parents? what is he? is he inclined to be evil or is that a product of his upbringing? his who parents (two women which i thought was rly interesting because gay whos clearly are still prejudiced against nonwhos) to raise him like a who completely disregarded his identity and tried to whowash him… this is such a complex story that leaves so many loose ends. whered he get the dog.
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June 17th: Shipwrecked on island with only four flares, a flare gun, and a life vest.
July 4th: Shoots the flares in the air because it looks cool. It’s like bad fireworks. I’m starving
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hellsite
this doubles as a bar graph showcasing my will to use this website over time
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living with anxiety is basically this vine on an infinite loop
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