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goldenamaranthe-blog · 4 months
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Farmer's Life
Yang: Gotta release the rams into the field with the ewes.
Weiss: .....Is that a euphemism?
Ruby: No?
Yang: If we want more kids to be birthed this year, we gotta let the males do their jobs.
Blake: (chokes on tea) You have kids?
Ruby: Baby goats.
Yang: (puts on her brimed hat and opens the door) I'll be back in about an hour with the rams.
Ruby: See you later, sis!
Weiss: I'm confused.
Blake: Chalk it up to farmer life?
-1 Hour Later-
Yang: Ruby! I'm back! Mind helping me with the trailer?
Ruby: On my way!
Blake & Weiss: (follow Ruby out of the house)
Weiss: I'm still confused. What's the- GOOD LORD!!!
Blake: (eyes wide and blinking in shock)
Yang: What's up?
Weiss: What in God's name are those?!
Ruby: Are what? (Glances at the rams trotting around the field) The... rams?
Weiss: No! The- The- The-
Blake: The basketballs hanging between their legs?!
Yang & Ruby: (blinks in confusion, glance back at the rams, and then back to Weiss and Blake) ....Their testicles?
Blake & Weiss: Their WHAT?!?!?!
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thorsenmark · 5 months
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Bighorn Sheep on a Hillside on the Lake Minnewanka Scenic Drive (Banff National Park) by Mark Stevens Via Flickr: I've been at this exact same spot almost a year ago the July before. I've been lucky in that I had seen a group of a bighorn sheep ewes that afternoon. So here I was the next following year in May, and I had a chance to see several more bighorn sheep in that same spot!
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picsfortheday · 1 year
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forestduck · 2 years
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kwyjibo133 · 1 year
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Mean sheep-girls.
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cherisunn · 2 years
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Sheep Art
A sheep farmer in Australia found an artistic way to share his feelings after his aunt died by creating a huge heart featuring hundreds of pregnant ewes. Ben Jackson of New South Wales used a drone to video the scene so it could be played at her funeral in Brisbane, which the sheep farmer could not attend because of a Covid-19 lockdown.
Jackson had planned to attend his Auntie Debby’s funeral in Queensland, about 250 miles away, a few days ago. However, the border between the neighboring states was closed to restrict travel because of a coronavirus outbreak.
Frustrated by this turn of events, Jackson decided to show his sorrow through “sheep art,” a technique he has been experimenting with on his farm in Gurya, New South Wales. A few years ago, he started spelling the names of his favorite bands using grain dropped from the back of a truck, reports Rod McGuirk of the Associated Press (AP).
After spreading the feed, the farmer opened the gate to the large pasture and allowed scores of hungry, mostly pregnant ewes to enter and begin munching away. He captured heart-shaped scene on video, which was later posted on social media. He included her favorite song Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bridge Over Troubled Waters” for a soundtrack.
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drakenathan · 4 days
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hofudlaus · 10 months
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also posting these two on their own :-) based on This post by @outpastthemoat
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murasaki-cha · 7 months
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I'm rereading TLT because I have horrible impulse control and i will never get over the stark contrast of the Lotus Casino scenes of both the movie and book
Because movie Percy's like:
Percy: *high on lotus flowers having the time of his life* This is amazing~
Poseidon: *godly whispera in his brain* Percy you're in trouble get out of there
Percy: Oh sh*t he's right! We gotta go
Meanwhile the absolute perfection book Percy goes:
Percy: *while playing games* Oh man I having a great time! I feel warm and happy and relaxed and safe and enjoying life! I have not felt this amazing in years!
Percy:.....
Percy: something's horribly wrong
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mushramoo · 6 months
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same energy
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cupcakeslushie · 4 months
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EW Leo’s sense of humor may be rare, but it’s bad when it does show up
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whatthefuxkkk · 1 month
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Can we get less out of character romantic radioapple and more they both like dad jokes and are insane friends radioapple
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spitblaze · 1 year
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Men and masculinity are not inherently bad or untrustworthy things and I don't mean that in a 'misandry is real and a problem' way, I mean that in a 'I think some of you might have contracted minor radfem poisoning' way
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cheddar-baby · 1 year
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babish bigot embarrassment
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kenchann · 2 months
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scratch
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gleafer · 4 months
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@goodomensafterdark Ineffable Smut War contribution #I lost count!
“THERE’S NO “I” IN EFFORT”
Part 1) Gentlemen-ish Caller
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When this gets proper saucy, as all good Rom Coms do (a la Forgetting Sara Marshal😍) those pages will be unedited on my Patreon for those who are interested!
HAPPY SMUT WARRING!
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