#butch farmer yang
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Farmer's Life
Yang: Gotta release the rams into the field with the ewes.
Weiss: .....Is that a euphemism?
Ruby: No?
Yang: If we want more kids to be birthed this year, we gotta let the males do their jobs.
Blake: (chokes on tea) You have kids?
Ruby: Baby goats.
Yang: (puts on her brimed hat and opens the door) I'll be back in about an hour with the rams.
Ruby: See you later, sis!
Weiss: I'm confused.
Blake: Chalk it up to farmer life?
-1 Hour Later-
Yang: Ruby! I'm back! Mind helping me with the trailer?
Ruby: On my way!
Blake & Weiss: (follow Ruby out of the house)
Weiss: I'm still confused. What's the- GOOD LORD!!!
Blake: (eyes wide and blinking in shock)
Yang: What's up?
Weiss: What in God's name are those?!
Ruby: Are what? (Glances at the rams trotting around the field) The... rams?
Weiss: No! The- The- The-
Blake: The basketballs hanging between their legs?!
Yang & Ruby: (blinks in confusion, glance back at the rams, and then back to Weiss and Blake) ....Their testicles?
Blake & Weiss: Their WHAT?!?!?!
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