do you got the edit of jailbreak the tesla you did that got dmca'd off of twitter

drinking aa little louder than usual. My bottle is full, I am simply in a mood

The Lustful Librarian:

a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

girl are you sure???????????????

how areeee youuuuuuuuuuuu? 🥰💞

girl are you sure???????????????

Guinea pigs exit and enter the tube

Dont blame me cause im funny blame me fause im bunny

what is this THING

hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types

Appreciate him

10,000 GIGAPOUND HEADBUTT ASSAULT