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inkskinned · 1 year

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i had a dream last night that i had been born the right way, that i had no trouble listening and made friends easily and straightened my hair and dated only ben from highschool until i got married to him. that our ring was gold even though silver is my color and i don't support diamonds

i had a dream that i hadn't ever been ugly or weird, that we'd had enough money to actually afford the clothes everyone was wearing and in eighth grade i actually twisted my ankle in ugg boots. that all my memories were now diagonally drawn across the river i should have been raised from -

we walked down boston in the chill and i kept talking about how lucky i was to have a wonderful husband and how my father's love poured over our relationship in evergreen gin - i swear sometimes i think he prefers ben - and all the girls that bullied me were now my beautiful friends with husbands and lives of their own, spun out in gold and rhinestones

i had a dream that i hadn't been made wrong, that god had treated me gently, that the hole that opened in me hadn't seeped into everything, staining all of my fingers in chaos and lightning. i had a dream i didn't know secrets about sharp things or how deep the hole goes or how hard someone can hit rock bottom, the snap of the bone.

i had a dream i kept twisting the ring and turning to my oldest friend, who was frowning. barely looking at me. i had a dream i got straight a's and went to a different college but it meant we lost touch after it. she wasn't the same here - strange, unloving, chilly. something is wrong, i kept saying. we were just out for boba tea. my hair was long and pretty and i'd never dyed it enough to turn it frizzy. something is wrong and i think it's with me.

in this world, i still went to church. in this world, i had never been abandoned. in this world, i had never disappointed my parents. in this world, neither she nor i ever kissed girls and meant it. she hadn't met her wife. in this world, nothing ever needed fixing. i didn't ruin things compulsively.

is it worth it? she said, watching me. is it worth it, everything that's missing?

#i don't know what this is #i woke up like #????????#bc im like #yeah kind of #but also no #but also YEAH KIND OF ???#but also... ben ????????????????????????????? my dream said #'' it would have been BEN' ??????????????????????????#the most comp het person i could FIND?#ew!!!!!!!!!!!!#no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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bloompompom · 1 year

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AAHHHHHHHH!!!!

#i hate seeing family members i don’t expect to #especially when they talk about my DAD to me #EW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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drakenathan · 1 month

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#polls #remaking bc i forgot to change to 1week.#but yeah us latinos smelling so damn good while showering everyday while some other places.....like.....ew #just some perfume.over their sweaty ass...or not even that...cant relate.#brasil tag #t.txt

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hofudlaus · 1 year

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also posting these two on their own :-) based on This post by @outpastthemoat

#wanted to post it on its own as well #and also added text for fun #atla #avatar #Avatar The Last Airbender #sokka #katara #zuko #aang #suki #toph beifong #alta fanart #my art #fanart #me Everytime i add text to my art #this time ill use the Text feature n not just write it #3 seconds later Ew im to lazy for that it seems like to much work #asgdhjsagd

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murasaki-cha · 9 months

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I'm rereading TLT because I have horrible impulse control and i will never get over the stark contrast of the Lotus Casino scenes of both the movie and book

Because movie Percy's like:

Percy: *high on lotus flowers having the time of his life* This is amazing~

Poseidon: *godly whispera in his brain* Percy you're in trouble get out of there

Percy: Oh sh*t he's right! We gotta go

Meanwhile the absolute perfection book Percy goes:

Percy: *while playing games* Oh man I having a great time! I feel warm and happy and relaxed and safe and enjoying life! I have not felt this amazing in years!

Percy:.....

Percy: something's horribly wrong

#I've talked too much about the movies in the past two days #ew #put the casino scene is iconic you gotta admit #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #lotus casino #the lightning thief

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mushramoo · 7 months

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same energy

#watching that man die like ew….#fnaf #fnaf fandom #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fnaf meme #meme

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cupcakeslushie · 6 months

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EW Leo’s sense of humor may be rare, but it’s bad when it does show up

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #tmnt #tmnt fanart #rise leo #rise raph #rise splinter #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt separated au #separated au #ew au #empyrean weeping au #my art

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spitblaze · 1 year

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Men and masculinity are not inherently bad or untrustworthy things and I don't mean that in a 'misandry is real and a problem' way, I mean that in a 'I think some of you might have contracted minor radfem poisoning' way

#spitblaze says things #its...not normal or good to look at two gay men living their life and go 'EW GROSS MEN BLEGH DISGUSTING'#being fed up with patriarchal structure and a general 'men' is one thing. i get that shit #disgust and disdain at all who (or DON'T but you think they do) identify as such is uh. worth maybe thinking a lil harder about #doin numbers

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cheddar-baby · 1 year

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babish bigot embarrassment

#i said EW outloud when this popped up on screen then closed the video #cringing with babish #binging with babish

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kenchann · 3 months

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scratch

#twisted wonderland #twst #ツイステ #ツイステッドワンダーランド #mmarts #twst oc #twst yuu #twst grim #wwww the more of this i drew the shittier it gets ewe #i just wanna draw a sprinkle of ramshackle angst #id draw more but i need to rest frfrfrfr #white empty void bg my beloved

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gleafer · 5 months

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@goodomensafterdark Ineffable Smut War contribution #I lost count!

“THERE’S NO “I” IN EFFORT”

Part 1) Gentlemen-ish Caller

When this gets proper saucy, as all good Rom Coms do (a la Forgetting Sara Marshal😍) those pages will be unedited on my Patreon for those who are interested!

HAPPY SMUT WARRING!

#illustrator #illustration #digital artist #artist on tumblr #crowley #good omens #good omens art #aziraphale #good omens aziraphale #gleafer art #aziraphale x crowley #gabriel #good omens comic #good omens gabriel #pain in the ass #ew david #ineffable smut war #ineffable idiots #somebody stop me

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harveyguillensource · 1 year

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Harvey’s the cover star of EW’s 2023 Pride issue! Check out his interview at the source link!

#harvey guillén #harvey guillen #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #puss in boots: the last wish #perrito #zoey’s extraordinary playlist #ew #blue beetle #dr sanchez #pride #photoshoots #plus size model #bronson farr #june 2023

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mitsvriii · 2 months

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headcannon that aventurine loves to kiss your pulse spots.

whether it be on your wrist or on your neck he’ll press chaste kisses to them, if it’s to ground himself or to check your heartbeat it depends on how he feels, too.

after you get too upset or if your stress is up he checks it by scooping you up in his arms and pressing his lips to your neck softly to see how fast it’s beating. he then tries in his awkwardness of “comforting” to help you calm down.

he also does it when your sleep. if you’re spooning him, aventurine will sneakily slide up or turn around to bury his head in your neck; desperately trying to feel your heartbeat against his lips in the wake of it.

in fact, you could say he does it everytime your back is to him. when you cook, when you sleep, when you get ready and he groggily tries to navigate to the spot.

aventurine does it so he knows you’re still here. not someplace else that’s out of his reach. not on another planet where his only solace is your voice saved on his phone. not away somewhere he can’t reach. here with him.

#🍙 - honkai star rails writings #fic tomorrow guys 🙏🙏 just been busy #ew another short one #not proofread so 😗#aventurine x reader #aventurine x you #hsr x reader #hsr x you #aventurine fluff

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 5 months

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