EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TOJO HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GORO MAJIMA!!!!!!!!!!!
VERSUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAKUZA 3 KIRYU WHO GOT INTO A STREET FIGHT BUT FORGOT TO HIT PAUSE AND NOW THEIR CONTROLLER IS POSITIONED IN A WAY THAT THERE IS CONSTANT PRESSURE ON THE RIGHT TRIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"From the disco, to the streets! Goro Majima can't be beat! I-"
Hey. Hey, Hamato Karai. YesHelloGramGram. I have a question. Why? Why lips? How to lips? I don't know how to lips. Let's maybe no? Let's maybe don't? How about that? Can we just nah? Nope?
If my arch enemy rejected my partnership deal and disappeared off the face of the earth only to have the first thing he does after 7 years of nothing be calling me a “clout chasing mediocre video podcast” live on air i would simply never recover
Who becomes the closest with splinter after they decide “hey maybe we shouldn’t kill humanity?”
I'm not sure, honestly. I guess Leo? He's already on the Lou Jitsu hypetrain, something he feels a lot of guilt about considering he views Splinter as evil. So when he figures out that Splinter isn't actually a terrrible person he'd be pretty excited to get to know him better. And while Leo isn't exactly neglected by Draxum, he still doesn't usually get quite all attention he needs from his dad (middle child lol) so he might be quicker to seek out an extra father figure.
Raph and Mikey would eventually get closer to Splinter as well, though!
epic rap battles of history didn't need to go this hard in a jim henson vs stan lee episode but they saw their chance to go after disney and boy howdy did they take it