Sex? No, I'd rather [unintelligible noise that worms into your brain and festers in your thoughts, consuming your every waking hour until it is all you can think about and it's driving you mad]
534 notes
·
View notes
There's no laws against fleeing into the woods and becoming a creature the locals only see glimpses of and speculate about.
Be the change you want to see in the world!😊
836 notes
·
View notes
dear santa claus,
this christmas, i want to become an unfathomable forest being, filled with eldritch knowledge and mist-spawning skills
kindly,
me
390 notes
·
View notes
*stares at you ominously from the walmart ceiling*
227 notes
·
View notes
you watch, horrified, as i peel off my skin. i am not who you thought i was, instead revealing myself as a disgusting, wretched creature.
all the candles in your house are gone.
336 notes
·
View notes
There's a giant being below the earth. He's pale and scrawny, and how countless arms of all doffrent sizes and lengths. He touches clusters of wires and cords, leading him to every computer screen in the world. He sees them all at once.
He watches over humanity’s newest creation. He cares for it. Sometimes he makes sure changes happening behind the scenes. Sometimes he has to call up someone who really doesn't want to get a call from something as powerful as him. Mostly he just watches though.
He cares for every website. Every screen. Every user. They're all wonderful and unique. He wishes he could archive them all. Wishes they were all as famous as they were to him.
He cultivates his network as if it were a garden and a grand work of art that he will someday complete. We don't know what it will look like when it's ready. It'll likely be ready when all of us are dead, and this thing that is now horrifyingly young has become unknowably ancient. And then it will be time.
105 notes
·
View notes
Nigel my beloved eldritch monster
fish man,,,
86 notes
·
View notes