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all the cryptids who might live in my house have a few rules

Don't touch the pickles

Don't be shy I will give you snacks (yes I have people to snack on don't ask)

Be polite and tell me if the light is to bright because light sucks

Ignore my weird behavior I'm not entirely human myself

light does suck tho :/

also taking these into consideration, dw tho i don’t like pickles so i won’t touch them lol

normal people food

Or...

Normal people FOR food

why not both ??

sorry for not being active much, i’ve had uh- a traumatizing last week, so we’re taking a small break from tumblr until i’m more mentally ok.

-chair (and co)

look! it’s a bird!

it’s a plane!

no, it’s Ç̸̡̧̢̧̢͇̜̩̮̣͓̙̺͉͈̮͕̼͖̦͚͖̩̠̩͓̮̋̀͜͜Ǫ̷̢̪̜̻̘̪͚̖̲̤̬͍͚͓͕̭͎̖̐̂͒̇̀̅̂́̆̊͐̚̚M̷̢̖̗͍̘͎̮͇̠̯͕̥̤̺̯̥͈͕̻̮̳̱̬̗̪̌͛̆̾̓̾̀̂̏̒̅͌̂͑̋̓̃̆̈́̓̂̚͘͜͠͠ͅḬ̴̡̲͍̻͙̰͔̬̱͔͎̝̙̳̓͋̒͋̈́̇̃͘N̸̼̦̠̟̓͌̐̊͌͘͘ͅĢ̴̛̛͚̼̻̼̟̜͍̱͆̀̇͒͑̊̽̒͋̈́͑̌̈̏̒͆̅̓̆̃͌̑͌̄͆̕̚͝͠ ̶̛͍̘̩̥̝͂̆̀̇̎̉͂̅̏͒͛͒̓͜͝ͅͅF̶̰͎̫͍͌̍̐̅͒͊͑͝͝͝͝͝Ơ̵̡̧̢̦̺̘͙̟̠̖̘̩͂̃̅̅̿͒̎̿̊̍͆͘Ŗ̶̧̡̛̥̝̙̪̪̺̰̰͙̫̦̻͈̟͓͉̰̱̝͍̰̃͑̐̒͆͌̀̽͆̃͛̂̃̍̉̔͆͛͑̑͑̂͂̚͘͜͠͝ ̶̨̡̨̻̠̮̰̘̦̖̰̰̥͇͈̞̖̞͈̳̝͙̩̜̫̪̞̮͙́̌̆́ͅY̵̛͈͔̱̺̹̑̑̓̑̆́̀̔͐͆̓̋̄̽͒͌̎̚̕͘͜͝O̴̧̧̦̜͕͎̟̰͔͕͔̥̼̠̙̻͈͙̟͙̰̱̗̗͚͇̝̗͊̇̉̐̑͋̈́̃̃͘͜ͅͅU̴͚͊͗̇̀͌̒͐̎̚

*stares at you ominously from the walmart ceiling*

have you ever wondered why i’m here?

why you happened to stumble across this “blog”?

don’t think about it. you aren’t supposed to.

do you hear it? the near silent humming?

turn off any tv or music or anything that makes the slightest noise and you’ll hear it.

it’s almost a ringing of sorts. at least, that’s what they call it, when your ears ring. but it’s not ringing.

it’s humming.

it’s a warning.

and it’s coming.

oh why thank you (:

if you hear a noise in the kitchen and you’re alone, don’t worry.

i’m just getting a snack :)

popsicles :>

if you hear a noise in the kitchen and you’re alone, don’t worry.

i’m just getting a snack :)

if you hear a noise in the kitchen and you’re alone, don’t worry.

i’m just getting a snack :)

hell yeah cheese

daily reminder to check your closet for monsters before going on with your nightly routine :)

or not. i quite like living here, it’s nice and cozy.

[stands up]

[all my bones crack disturbingly loudly]

[ FILE REFERRING TO THE CONSIDERATION OF TEST SUBJECT NUMBER [REDACTED] ]

[ 3 / 1 / [REDACTED] ] [dr. [REDACTED] walks in the room. he puts a folder down in front of prof. [REDACTED].] < dr. [REDACTED]. > < prof. [REDACTED]. in reference to test [REDACTED]- > < [REDACTED], we’ve talked about this. we do not have enough money to spare one of- > < oh, i get it. all you care about is money, right, prof.? > < you better watch your tone with me, [REDACTED]. we don’t have enough data to send to [REDACTED] and- > < that’s still all about the money, prof.! with all due respect- > < no. > < -we can’t contain it any longer. we need to kill it- > < ENOUGH, [REDACTED]! > [dr. [REDACTED] appears taken aback. long pause of silence. prof. [REDACTED] clears her throat and straightens her coat.] < this conversation is over. > [prof. [REDACTED] motioned for dr. [REDACTED] to leave the office, which he did, leaving the earlier mentioned file.]

[ 6 / 1 / [REDACTED] ] [prof. [REDACTED] sits at a table in an interrogation room where lt. [REDACTED] stands over her.] < so, prof. [REDACTED]. > < why am i here, lt.? > < cut the bullshit, [REDACTED]. you know why you’re here. > [lt. [REDACTED] pulled out a slightly burnt folder and placed it in front of prof. [REDACTED].] < three days ago the late dr. [REDACTED] presented you with this folder which held information about test number [REDACTED]. information that would’ve prevented hundreds of people’s deaths. > < i’ve never seen that folder before. > < bullshit. we have a record of it, [REDACTED]. > [prof. [REDACTED] remained silent.] < you ignored this information for money. you know how we deal with people like this and you risked it anyways. >

[the lt. pulled out a gun.] < no. > < you know how it goes, [REDACTED]. > [he cocked the gun.] < no. > [sound of a gunshot.] [FILE END]

We can’t contain it any longer.

it’s coming

can you hear it? can you hear it?

there is no escape

it wants you

WE MUST ADD TO OUR COLLECTION...

daily reminder to check your closet for monsters before going on with your nightly routine :)

or not. i quite like living here, it’s nice and cozy.

you know it’s behind you, right?

oh, i shouldn’t have mentioned it.