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ssadumba55 · 1 year

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All my writing for Hamilton, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Newsies, A Series of Unfortunate Events, 101 Dalmatian Street, Zootopia, Wall-E, Ratatouille, The Maze Runner, Descendants, Once Upon A Time, Hook, She-Ra, The Incredibles, My Little Pony: A New Generation, Wizards of Waverly Place and Captain Marvel will be linked here!

*I do NOT wish to receive further requests for these fandoms. They're archived for a reason, I'd like to leave these up for people in those fandoms to enjoy but I reserve the right to delete anything on here without warning

Imagines full on one shots with your favourite characters

HAMILTON THE MUSICAL

Thomas Jefferson Permission to Court? (Gender Neutral Reader)

King George I Missed You (Female Reader) Don't Need Riches (Gender Neutral Reader)

BBC SHERLOCK

John Watson Can't Sleep (Gender Neutral Reader)

Sherlock Holmes He's a Jerk (Gender Neutral Reader)

HARRY POTTER

Newt Scamander Awkward (Gender Neutral Reader)

Sirius Black Muggle (Gender Neutral Reader) Deal (Female Reader) Intimate (Female Reader) Try Again (Gender Neutral Reader) Reunion (FtM Reader)

Remus Lupin Girlfriend? (Female Reader)

Queenie Goldstein Lovely Thoughts (Female Reader)

Harry Potter Hogsmeade (Gender Neutral Reader)

A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

Klaus Baudelaire Happy Birthday (Gender Neutral Reader) Alone (Gender Neutral Reader) Letters (Gender Neutral Reader) Jack London (Gender Neutral Reader) Yours (Gender Neutral Reader) Substitute (Gender Neutral Reader) Valentine (Gender Neutral Reader) Moving On (Female Reader) Not That Easy (Gender Neutral Reader) Bad Day (Gender Neutral Reader) Anniversary (Gender Neutral Reader)

Duncan Quagmire Christmas Party (Female Reader) Jealous (Female Reader)

Isadora Quagmire Special (Female Reader) The Ersatz Elevator (Female Reader)

Violet Baudelaire Falling for You (Female Reader)

Baudelaires Island Days (Gender Neutral Reader)

NEWSIES

Davey Jacobs First Kiss (Gender Neutral Reader)

101 DALMATIAN STREET

Doug Father's Day! (Gender Neutral Reader)

Delilah Sick Day (Gender Neutral Reader)

ZOOTOPIA

Judy Hopps What Parents Do (Gender Neutral Reader) Halloween's Scary (Gender Neutral Reader)

WALL-E

Wall-E Holidays (Gender Neutral Reader) Fourth of July (Gender Neutral Reader)

EVE Thunderstorms (Gender Neutral Reader)

Wall-E & EVE Robot Child (Gender Neutral Reader) Earth Day (Gender Neutral Reader)

THE MAZE RUNNER

Newt One Chance (Female Reader)

Minho Hopeless (Male Reader) Wherever, Whenever (Male Reader)

ONCE UPON A TIME

Jefferson Scar (Gender Neutral Reader)

Killian Jones Hooked On a Feeling (Gender Neutral Reader) Flower Shop (Male Reader)

HOOK

Rufio I Wish Pt. 1 (Female Reader) I Wish Pt. 2 (Female Reader)

SHE-RA AND THE PRINCESSES OF POWER

Scorpia Leaving (Gender Neutral Reader) Is This What Love Is? (Gender Neutral Reader)

WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE

Justin Russo Third Chance (Gender Neutral Reader)

CAPTAIN MARVEL

Carol Danvers Don't Give Up (Gender Neutral Reader)

RATATOUILLE

Remy Halloween Dish (Gender Neutral Reader) Fancy Feast (Gender Neutral Reader)

Headcanons Headcanons related to these characters

Being Friends with Duncan Quagmire (Gender Neutral) Baudelaires and Quagmires React to you Saying you Love Them (Gender Neutral) Klaus Baudelaire with Secretly Soft Reader (Gender Neutral) Baudelaires & Quagmires React to Metalhead Reader (Gender Neutral) Playing Overcooked with Linguini and Colette (Female Reader) Dating Remy the Rat Would Include (Gender Neutral) Warning Linguini and Colette About a Leak (Female Reader) Linguini and Colette with Child! Reader (Gender Neutral) Being the Oldest Incredikid With No Powers (Gender Neutral) Reuniting with Twin Sister Catra (Gender Neutral) Being BFFs and Roommates with Adora (Gender Neutral) Dating Alphabittle Would Include (Gender Neutral) Harry Hook x LaBouff!Sparrow!Reader (Gender Neutral) Dunklaus Headcanons

#milo's masterlists #disney imagine #disney headcanons #asoue imagine #asoue headcanons #sherlock imagines #harry potter imagine #hamilton imagine #newsies imagine #wizards of waverly place imagine #my little pony imagine #she ra imagine #descendants imagine #harry hook x reader #ratatouille imagine #the incredibles imagine #male reader #female reader #gender neutral reader

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ven10 · 4 months

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Quagmires triplets number 5, 6, and 13 please

5: My favourite ship of them

Isadora/Violet as that’s what I’ve read the most fics+seen the most artwork of regarding Isadora in a romantic relationship however I like the concept of Isadora/Fiona too but would need a lil more convincing.🖤💜✒️🔧

Duncan/Klaus: it’s wholesome+they are compatible. I like the thought of them nerding out together. Also researcher/journalist? Even their interests fit! Not to mention that they would both be impossibly awkward whilst trying to flirt before getting together. :)💚💙📝📰📘

Quigley/Violet: idk man it’s just a lovely ship. (Very lovely indeed.)🫢🫢🫢🫢🫢🫨🫨🫨😌😌😌💜💜

Fr tho I think it’s something to do with those 2 characters who have had to be fiercely independent for so long learning to rely on each other. I also feel like their romantic dynamic is the most chaotic+interesting out of all of them too, like it’d by no means be a smooth relationship but it’d be a worthy one. They’d be good for each other.

6: My least favourite ship of them

Isadora/Klaus: Nah, they’re Friends. +it’s a great friendship too, I’d say their friendship is worth more than their romance would be.

Duncan/Carmelita: No. She bullied him the ENTIRE time. They have 0 chemistry. They have very little in common, i.e, nothing to bond over. Unless you imagine them getting nostalgic over how Carmelita bullied him for being an orphan which just…no…that’s about the furthest from romance there is.

Quigley/Carmelita: I’d hope Quigley would have better taste. Although, it would be hilarious if after reuniting with his siblings then they’re about to tell him all about their awful time at Prufrock when Quigley is like “Wait! First let me introduce you to my girlfriend!” Then the gf is Carmelita 😬😬😬

13: Your favourite friendship they have

Isadora+Klaus: they bond over books of literary analysis+pull faces at each other in class :)

Duncan+Sunny who he was willing to protect via kicking a fake version of her round in a circle. His heart was there even if his brain wasn’t.

Quigley+Violet. It was a tough choice between Vi and Quigley’s notebook which kept him from being lonely on his travels 😀

Thanks for the ask, I’m always happy to talk about the Quagmire triplets!!! :D

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curiouscreationss · 3 months

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Hi! I saw your comment, and I will definitely be checking out your blog!! :))) Are there any fics you would reccomend starting with? (They can be about anything haha)

Also omg a fellow Loveless and Radio Silence fan yayyy :D

Hi! Thanks for the ask!! :) (it’s good finding another fan!) Here are some of the fics I’ve read that I recommend starting with! :)

This entire series is amazing!! Very in-character and hilarious! It follows the Baudelaires and the Quagmires living together post-canon! :)

Word Count of entire series: 17k

Word Count of fic linked: 5k

🗣️Main characters: Violet Baudelaire🔧, Klaus Baudelaire📖,Sunny Baudelaire🍳, Beatrice II👶, Isadora Quagmire🖋️, Duncan Quagmire📰 and Quigley Quagmire🗺️.

Fic Type:

Found Family

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

Multichapter 📚

Set: Post-Canon⌛️

Rating: Gen ✅

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‘AIIWY’ is one of my personal favourites 💜! It’s brought actual tears to my eyes. No joke, have had to put my phone down to process/pos

Word Count: 18k (Still updates)

🗣️Main Characters: Olivia Caliban, Jacquelin Scieszka and the Quagmire triplets

💘Main Ship: Olivia/Jacquelin

Fic Type:

Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, Fluff and Angst

❤️‍🩹👩‍👩‍👧‍👦🧸🖤

Multichapter 📚

Set: Post-Canon⌛️

Summary: "Olivia?"

She looks up in surprise, "Sorry, is everything alright?"

"Yes, better than alright! But... are you okay?"

"I'm okay," she smiles fondly, "Promise,"

She is okay. Her wounds have healed, and without them, she might never have escaped that organization with her fiancée, never met these children, her children, never to be snatched away again. They had been burned down to their lowest, until they built each other back up from the ground. And she would do it all over again, if it meant to be where she was now.

Jacquelyn, Olivia, and the Quagmires get the home that they deserve.

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Book!Quagmires and Netflix!Quagmires are siblings. It’s hilarious. It’s queer. It’s more chaotic than you can imagine. It’s more that what any of us can ask for.

Word Count: 57k (Completed✅)

🗣️Main Characters: Book!Quagmire triplets and Netflix!Quagmire triplets (named Regina, Lewis and Carroll)

💘Main ships: Violet/Isadora 💜🖤, Klaus/Duncan 💙💚, Violet/Quigley💜💜, Regina/Carmelita💛🩷

Fic Type: Multichapter 📚

Set: During canon 🕰️

Rating: Teen and up

Summary: ‘It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sixtuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.’

[The author who wrote the sixtuplets au also wrote a fic ‘The Quagmire-Baudelaire’ switch which I already made a post about+HIGHLY recommend!] [Word Count: 95k]{Completed✅} The author is @weirdthoughtsandideas

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A unique and haunting oneshot

Word count: 3k

🗣️Main Character: Friday Caliban

Fic type:

Angst with a happy ending and Found Family

🖤+🙂 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

One-shot 📕

Set: Post-Canon⌛️

Also by this author is the Runaway Baudelaire AU which I’ve already made a post about. It’s an exciting, dramatic and emotional fic!!

Word Count: 138k Fic Type: Canon- divergence, angst, hurt/comfort and Found Family

(By @unfortunate-stranger-losers )

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Violet and Quigley reunite unexpectedly (with a twist)

Word Count: 2k

🗣️Main Character: Violet Baudelaire

Fic Type:

Angst and Hurt/Comfort

🖤❤️‍🩹

One-shot

Set: Post-Canon⌛️

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AU where Klaus dies after ‘ The End’ and time-travels back to ‘ The Austere Academy’! It’s really interesting and vivid! Also the characterisation is perfect!

Word Count: 12k (Still updates)

🗣️Main character: Klaus Baudelaire

💘Main ship: Klaus/ Duncan

Fic Type:

Fix-it, Canon-divergence, Time-travel, Falling in love, angst

🛠️🔀🕰️💘🖤

Multichapter 📚

Set: During canon🕰️

(By @cygninae )

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Enjoy reading!! Feel free to ask for more recs as there are a lot of amazing fics I haven’t mentioned yet! :)

Also, if anyone wants to add to this list you can via reblogging with links or by commenting! :)

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afterthegreatunknown · 4 months

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Duncan Quagmire,

The Baudelaires are falling off a cliff and you can only save one, no buts. Who do you pick?

"To the person who left this on my desk: If you're friends or associate yourself with Carmelita Spats...I applaud you for asking a question that is quite different from the usual bullying."

"If you're not friends or associate yourself with Carmelita Spats...are you asking because you seen me and my sister with the Baudelaires? Is this a question of genuinely wondering?

"Either case, I will answer your question. And I thought this for a good while. Got some strange looks from Isadora."

"Since you said I can only save one Baudelaire, no buts..."

"I imagine the scenario you're asking me is a life-or-death situation. With that detail, I can imagine Violet and Klaus asking me to save their sister, almost sacrificing their lives for Sunny's survival."

"And I would do that. I would save Sunny."

"If Violet and Klaus don't ask me that, I would still save Sunny. I won't think in this sub scenario that Violet and Klaus are selfish and care for their own survival. They would be wishing me to save Sunny in their hearts and minds."

"I know Sunny is capable of many things. She was in a sword fight for crying out loud. But infants can only be capable and self-sufficient for so long. I would by instinct, save Sunny from falling off this hypothetical cliff."

(Thank you for the creative question anon!)

#my asks #ask game #asks game #'ask blog' ask game #duncan quagmire #(i assume it's for the 'ask blog' ask game)

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robinbuckleyshotgf · 2 years

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[🌼] introduction

[🧃] hey! my name is charlie! i’m gonna use my writing skills on the internet so thats why im here! i hope you enjoy my writing!

[🫧] my rules are very important. if you do not obey them, then it will result in me blocking you. please respect my boundaries and rules.

[🌈] rules:

~ dni if you are an nsfw blog

~ i will not write smut with minors. the only exception is if that they are aged up to over 18.

~ if you are requesting a celebrity and they have boundaries, please respect them.

~ i only do x reader. i can do female, male, trans, genderfluid, gender neutral and other genders.

~ if requesting a reader with a different gender, please specify their pronouns.

~ use your imagination!! make it silly! i really dont mind!!

~ dont sexualise me or send me weird messages in my inbox please.

[🌊] fandoms:

IT 2017- Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Finn Wolfhard, Wyatt Oleff, Jaeden Martell, Sophia Lillis

A Series Of Unfortunate Events- Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire (platonic only), Duncan Quagmire, Isadora Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire, Malina Weissman

Stranger Things- Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Max Mayfield, Dustin Henderson, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Jane ”Eleven” Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Eddie Munson, Joe Keery, Sadie Sink, Noah Schnapp, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Materazzo, Maya Hawke

Harry Potter- Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Cedric Diggory, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Tom Riddle, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Tom Felton

Arcane: League Of Legends- Violet (Vi), Jinx (Powder), Caitlyn, Ekko, Mylo, Claggor, Hailee Steinfield

My Hero Academia- Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Shoto Todoroki, Ochaco Uraraka, Ejiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Tsuyu Asui, Mina Ashido, Tenya Iida

Heartstopper- Charlie Spring (Only male), Nick Nelson, Ben Hope, Harry Greene, Darcy Olsson (Only Female), Tara Jones (Only Female), Tao Xu, Tori Spring, Elle Argent, Aled Last

I Am Not Okay With This- Sydney Novak, Stanley Barber, Dina (i dont know what her last name is😭)

Metal Lords- Hunter Sylvester, Kevin Schlieb, Emily Spector, Adrian Greensmith, Isis Hainsworth

The Goldfinch- Boris Pavlikovsky, Theo Decker

[🌸] prompts:

~ Angst

”please stop lying to me.”

”i dont care.”

”please dont cry”

”what makes you think i would want to date you?”

”just shut up for once in your goddamn life!”

”am i going to die?”

“when did you fall out of love with me?”

”are you leaving me?”

” dating you was the worse mistake ive ever made.”

”loving you is a fucking death sentence.”

”i shouldnt love you, but i couldnt help it.”

”always knew that you were too damn selfish.”

”i dont know if i can look you in the eyes after what you’ve done.”

”it’s only 2.am..”

”please dont hide from me.”

”dont take another step in my direction.”

”i wish we met before they convinced you life is war.”

”you are the worst thing that has ever happened to me.”

~ Fluff

”let me walk you home, hm?”

”i wanted to say i love you without stuttering. but i failed.”

”ugh i cant reach it!”

”stop being so goddamn cute.”

”you dont need all that candy, do you?”

”call me as soon as you get there.”

”did you just- throw salt at me!?” ”im not fucking possessed!”

”cuddles please!”

”hey love, can you help me out?” ”im gay and i need a few dollars”

”thats not true! my wife is a bitch and i like her very much.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

”you motherfucker! never do that again!”

” i have no idea what you are talking about.”

”what the actual fu-“ ”HEY GET OUT!”

“im only here for the dog.”

~ Smut 🌝

“come over here and make me.”

”kiss me.”

”looks like we are trapped in here for a while..”

”you heard me. take. it. off.”

”keep looking at me like that and we might not make it to bed.”

”if we werent in public right now, i would have my head in between your legs.”

”i want to taste you.”

”dont be shy now, sit on my face.”

”is that my shirt?”

“be quiet.”

”use your words, baby.”

”what if someone hears us?”

”oh fuck yes, just like that.”

“need any help with that?”

“were you just masturbating?” - “what?! no neve-“ ”do you want some help?” - “huh?”

“relax.”

”did you come?”

”shut up slut.”

~ Funny Ones🌚

”im not wearing any underwear, thought you would like to know.”

”YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILST I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”

”at least we didnt break any laws this time.”

”we are literally fugitives of this state.” - “so no pizza?”

”your pretty.” - “your drunk.”

”excuse you?”

”i might of had a few shots.” - “what they mean by a few is about 20.”

”if you do that again im gonna chuck you out the window- what are you doing?” - “checking how high the drop is to see if its worth it.”

”you ate all my noodles! you’ve lost toilet paper privledges.”

”OI THATS MY HOODIE LOSER!”

”haha thats so funny!” *pulls out gun* ”say it again!”

”DUDE STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING BLANKETS!”

”your bleeding!” - “oh yeah no shit sherlock!”

”for fucks sake- MOVE!”

”hey wouldnt it be funny if we made out right now?”

[⚡️] thank you for reading! have a great day!! :))

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agaypanic · 2 years

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okay okay, I love Duncan Quagmire, so can you do something where Duncan and Y/n were close friends before the fire happened. So once the Isadora and Duncan go to prufrock they meet her again and kinda fall in love?

Reunited (Duncan Quagmire X Reader)

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Summary: The two Quagmire triplets and Y/n L/n are reunited at Prufrock Prep after years of separation.

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“Things won’t change too much. Right?” A young Y/n asked as she lay in the Quagmire’s spacious backyard. Her best friend, young Duncan Quagmire, was lying next to her.

“Of course not.” He said hopefully. “We can write to each other every day. And you can visit during the holidays.” He turned on his side to face Y/n. “There’s a reason why they call it ‘best friends forever,’ Y/n. You’re not getting rid of me any time soon.”

Y/n laughed, tilting her head to see her friend.

“Our forever certainly isn’t the same as other forevers, Duncan. As humans, we have a limit on time.” Duncan simply shrugged.

“All the more reason to cherish it.”

Y/n would be leaving in a few days to go to Prufrock Preparatory School. When she had to break the news to Duncan, they decided to spend her remaining days together.

“I’ll miss you.”

“I’ll miss you too. But we’ll see each other again.”

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Things never go as planned. Almost four years later, Y/n L/n hadn’t seen Duncan Quagmire. She only wrote to him, but the letters stopped coming recently. She didn’t know why. She’d stay up occasionally to look through his letters for signs, but there were none.

“Y/n L/n, report to Vice Principal Nero’s office. Now!” A scratchy voice echoed into the halls. It looked like her lunch would have to be cut short, not that she entirely minded. The food wasn’t that great anyway.

As she near the Vice Principal’s office, Y/n could hear his squeaky violin playing. She knocked on the door, glad to cut the playing short. The door opened just a smidge, Nero’s face appearing in the opening.

“Two new students are over there, on the bench. Give them a tour, then take them to the orphan shack.” Nero then slammed the door shut and continued his horrible practice. Y/n turned on her heel and walked to the bench.

“Hello.” The two students looked familiar to her, but she couldn’t place where exactly she had seen them before. “I’m here to give you your tour.” She tried to keep a polite smile on her face. However, she was a bit annoyed that she had to give up her very little free time.

“How do you do?” The girl answered, standing up with who Y/n assumed to be her brother.

“I’m fine. Yourself?”

“Could be better.” The girl shrugged. “Oh, I’m so sorry. I’m Isadora.” Y/n perked up. She had heard that name before. Isadora pointed to the boy. “This is my brother, Duncan.”

“My name’s Y/n.”

“Y/n?” She looked at the boy. Finally seeing his face clearly made her freeze in her place.

“Duncan?” Y/n couldn’t help but stare. After all, it had been years since she’d seen him. He had certainly grown up quite a bit.

Duncan startled her by launching himself at her, wrapping his arms around her. She happily returned the hug, all annoyance leaving her.

“It’s been so long,” Y/n whispered into Duncan’s shoulder.

“Too long.” He added, giving a quick squeeze before finally letting go.

“It’s so good to see you too, Isadora,” Y/n said, giving the girl a hug before looking around. “Where’s Quigley?” It was strange that she couldn’t find him. Usually, before she left for Prufrock Prep, she could hear him before she saw him.

There was a long and uncomfortable silence. Y/n sensed that she had touched a nerve but didn’t know how.

“He perished in a fire.” Duncan was the one to speak. “Along with our parents and our home.”

“Oh my goodness.” In the euphoria of the reunion, Y/n had forgotten that Nero said they would be going to the orphan shack. But she never imagined that, along with losing their parents, the Quagmire trio would have become a duo. “I’m so sorry.”

“So far, seeing you again has been the best thing that’s happened in the last few days.”

“I’m glad to be of service.” The three shared a solemn smile before they all remembered why Y/n was there in the first place. “We should probably start that tour now.”

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A week had passed since the two Quagmire triplets arrived to Prufrock Prep, and it was the best week they had all experienced in a long time. Yes, Prufrock was boring and not that good of a place to be. But knowing someone (or two someones) made it better.

Sure, the orphan shack wasn’t much. A poorly built structure infested with mold and crabs. But it was livable, and Y/n could come over every day as long as she was back in her dorm before curfew.

“I don’t know how you can focus on anything Mr. Remora says.” Y/n groaned as she picked at the hay bale that she was lying on. She didn’t know how Duncan and Isadora could sleep on them, but it was better than nothing. “As soon as he opens his mouth, I tune out.”

“I focus on what he says because he gives us tests about all of his stories, Y/n. How have you been passing his class?”

She shrugged.

“I just guess. If you guess on multiple choice, you’re bound to get something right.”

Duncan shook his head.

“No more guessing.” He reached over to his book bag and pulled out a notebook. Despite the conditions of this place, it was in pretty much pristine condition. “I’ve taken notes on everything he’s said, and I think we have a test tomorrow. Care to study with me?”

“Sure.” Y/n knew it was better to agree; Duncan could be very persistent. She sat up and shifted over next to him while he opened the book to the most recent entry. They read through it once, quizzed each other on the details that seemed insignificant, and moved to the next story when they answered everything correctly. It had been an hour since they started. Y/n would have to leave in a few minutes if she wanted to get to her dorm before curfew. But she couldn’t bring herself to leave.

“Y/n?” Isadora stood in the doorway, looking at her brother and friend. “What are you doing here? Curfew’s in ten minutes.”

“We were studying,” Duncan stated before shoving his notebook back into his bag. He stood up, holding his hand out to Y/n. “I’ll take you back, Y/n.”

She took his hand and stood up beside him.

“Are you sure? You might not get back here in time.”

“I insist. You shouldn’t be walking alone this late.” They squeezed past Isadora in the doorway and started to leave. “I’ll be back soon!” Duncan called out to his sister.

Even though she wanted to savor all the time she could have with him, Y/n insisted that she and Duncan had a fast pace. They held hands the whole way, though neither of them mentioned it. She turned to him when they got to her door.

“Well, this is me.” Y/n was suddenly aware of the grip she still had on Duncan’s hand, and she let go. “Sorry.” She muttered.

“It’s fine.” He laughed nervously. “I wish I didn’t have to go back, but I probably should.”

“Get back safely, Duncan.” She watched him start to walk away. She took this as her cue to go into her room. But she was stopped. “Oof!” Duncan had turned around and threw his arms around her. “Are you okay, Duncan?”

“I’m just glad to see you again,” Duncan said, pulling back just enough to see her face properly. “Fate’s been kind enough to let me see you. I want to savor it in case fate turns cruel again.”

“I thought your sister was the poet.” They smiled fondly at each other.

“I dabble in it when I’m feeling good.” Duncan tucked a piece of hair behind Y/n’s ear. “But now I’m feeling better than great.”

“I’m glad to be of service. But sadly, I think you need to go back now.” Duncan nodded. He kissed her cheek, lingering for just a moment, before pulling away from her.

“I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow, indeed.”

#duncan quagmire x reader #duncan quagmire #asoue x reader #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #agaypanic

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mushed-kid · 28 days

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Hi!! What are your thoughts about the Quagmire triplets from ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’? :)

oooh i like them, it’s been a while wince i last saw it so i dont really remember a lot of quigly specially. i get so sad thinking about hwo theyre literally triplets and they mustve been so scared like imagine being quigley in that situation? hard pass. sure he got to know the secret and didnt have to go to all the shitty places like the school, but like, he was alone. braver than any us marine idc anyway i like them, i think duncan’s my favorite. isadora is trans, no questions about it.

#mush ask #asoue netflix #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #duncan quagmire #isadora quagmire #quigley quagmire #quagmire triplets

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asoueismylife · 1 year

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Ask Game: Duncan Quagmire (asoue)

Favourite otp: Dunclet, they have a very heated chemistry and should have been endgame which is why I don’t like Quigley or maybe Duncalita (Duncan x Carmelita) I definitely saw the chemistry with him and Carmelita at Prufrock I’m just saying something might’ve happened if they had shown more.

Favourite brotp: I feel like he might get along with Carmelita or even Fiona, minus getting a glare ir two from his sister for even going near Fiona from the Figley Kiss, but I love sibling rivalry so definitely Quigley.

Favourite Ships of them: Dunclet, Dunklaus and Duncalita.

Hated Ships: Duncaquigley, Fiodunc.

Their Best friend: Klaus Baudelaire.

Favourite Nicknames: D, Dunc, Duncie

Favourite AU: I like the au of the series Legacies of the school for W erewolfs, vampires and witches/ I like to think Duncan is a werewolf.

My favourite outfit: I don’t read the books and obviously the series they only wear the school uniform and pj’s from what I remember but I always imagined him in a Green Shirt/Sweater jeans and (?) green and white airjordans

Defining/Aura color: GREEN.

Would I date them: Hell yeah, sorry Violet.

First impression: Cute and very protective

Current impression: protect this man at all costs, he isn’t a cinnamon but he’s not mean he is in the middle and very stubborn.

Headcanons:

- Soccer Player

- VFD member

- not at all on good terms with Quigley, will hold a grudge until he dies.

Song That reminds you of them: Greenlight - Flo Rida and Lunchmoney

#duncan quagmire #asoue #a series of unfortunate quotes #Duncan #quagmire #dunklaus #dunclet #duncalita #Spotify

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kit-nelson-imagines · 2 years

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-> rules, prompts and more <-

[🧃] hey! my name is kit and im a young writer :) my friends recommended that i use my writing skills on the internet so thats why im here! i hope you enjoy my writing!

[🫧] my rules are very important. if you do not obey them, then it will result in me blocking you. please respect my boundaries and rules.

[🌈] rules:

~ dni if you are an nsfw blog

~ i will not write smut with minors. the only exception is if that they are aged up to over 18.

~ if you are requesting a celebrity and they have boundaries, please respect them.

~ i only do x reader. i can do female, male, trans, genderfluid, gender neutral and other genders.

~ if requesting a reader with a different gender, please specify their pronouns.

~ use your imagination!! make it silly! i really dont mind!!

~ dont sexualise me or send me weird messages in my inbox please.

[🌊] fandoms:

IT 2017- Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Finn Wolfhard, Jack Dylan Grazer, Wyatt Oleff, Jaeden Martell, Sophia Lillis

A Series Of Unfortunate Events- Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire (platonic only), Duncan Quagmire, Isadora Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire, Malina Weissman

Stranger Things- Mike Wheeler, Will Byers, Max Mayfield, Dustin Henderson, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Jane ”Eleven” Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Joe Keery, Sadie Sink, Noah Schnapp, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Materazzo, Maya Hawke

Harry Potter- Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Cedric Diggory, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Tom Riddle, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Tom Felton

Arcane: League Of Legends- Violet (Vi), Jinx (Powder), Caitlyn, Ekko, Mylo, Claggor, Hailee Steinfield

My Hero Academia- Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Shoto Todoroki, Ochaco Uraraka, Ejiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari, Tsuyu Asui, Mina Ashido, Tenya Iida

Heartstopper- Charlie Spring (Only male), Nick Nelson, Ben Hope, Harry Greene, Darcy Olsson (Only Female), Tara Jones (Only Female), Tao Xu, Tori Spring, Elle Argent, Aled Last

I Am Not Okay With This- Sydney Novak, Stanley Barber, Dina (i dont know what her last name is😭)

Metal Lords- Hunter Sylvester, Kevin Schlieb, Emily Spector, Adrian Greensmith, Isis Hainsworth

The Goldfinch- Boris Pavlikovsky, Theo Decker

[🌸] prompts:

~ Angst

”please stop lying to me.”

”i dont care.”

”please dont cry”

”what makes you think i would want to date you?”

”just shut up for once in your goddamn life!”

”am i going to die?”

“when did you fall out of love with me?”

”are you leaving me?”

” dating you was the worse mistake ive ever made.”

”loving you is a fucking death sentence.”

”i shouldnt love you, but i couldnt help it.”

”always knew that you were too damn selfish.”

”i dont know if i can look you in the eyes after what you’ve done.”

”it’s only 2.am..”

”please dont hide from me.”

”dont take another step in my direction.”

”i wish we met before they convinced you life is war.”

”you are the worst thing that has ever happened to me.”

~ Fluff

”let me walk you home, hm?”

”i wanted to say i love you without stuttering. but i failed.”

”ugh i cant reach it!”

”stop being so goddamn cute.”

”you dont need all that candy, do you?”

”call me as soon as you get there.”

”did you just- throw salt at me!?” ”im not fucking possessed!”

”cuddles please!”

”hey love, can you help me out?” ”im gay and i need a few dollars”

”thats not true! my wife is a bitch and i like her very much.”

“YOU DID WHAT?!”

”you motherfucker! never do that again!”

” i have no idea what you are talking about.”

”what the actual fu-“ ”HEY GET OUT!”

“im only here for the dog.”

~ Smut 🌝

“come over here and make me.”

”kiss me.”

”looks like we are trapped in here for a while..”

”you heard me. take. it. off.”

”keep looking at me like that and we might not make it to bed.”

”if we werent in public right now, i would have my head in between your legs.”

”i want to taste you.”

”dont be shy now, sit on my face.”

”is that my shirt?”

“be quiet.”

”use your words, baby.”

”what if someone hears us?”

”oh fuck yes, just like that.”

“need any help with that?”

“were you just masturbating?” - “what?! no neve-“ ”do you want some help?” - “huh?”

“relax.”

”did you come?”

”shut up slut.”

~ Funny Ones🌚

”im not wearing any underwear, thought you would like to know.”

”YOU SENT ME PICTURES OF YOU NAKED WHILST I WAS IN A WORK MEETING!”

”at least we didnt break any laws this time.”

”we are literally fugitives of this state.” - “so no pizza?”

”your pretty.” - “your drunk.”

”excuse you?”

”i might of had a few shots.” - “what they mean by a few is about 20.”

”if you do that again im gonna chuck you out the window- what are you doing?” - “checking how high the drop is to see if its worth it.”

”you ate all my noodles! you’ve lost toilet paper privledges.”

”OI THATS MY HOODIE LOSER!”

”haha thats so funny!” *pulls out gun* ”say it again!”

”DUDE STOP HOGGING THE FUCKING BLANKETS!”

”your bleeding!” - “oh yeah no shit sherlock!”

”for fucks sake- MOVE!”

”hey wouldnt it be funny if we made out right now?”

[⚡️] thank you for reading! have a great day!! :))

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number-onekidqueen · 1 year

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𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 - 𝙺𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚊

Isadora Quagmire x Klaus Baudelaire

Fluff

Warnings: none, let me know if you think there are though.

I inhaled a gust of stale air as I surveyed my surroundings and began walking, my footsteps bouncing off walls.

I was back in the V.F.D tunnels, where everything had started. For my parents, my brother, everyone. It felt so, well, intruding to be somewhere so silent.

Even as a V.F.D member, using the tunnels so frequently, every time I entered them, I was still surprised by the smell and the sheer silence of the atmosphere. It was like something I could never adjust to.

Perhaps it was because I hated the tunnels.

My literary mind thrives on motivation, and down in the tunnels I can't get any ideas or jabs of imagination to begin a poem.

All there is is darkness, and it is highly frustrating. Everything seemed so straightforward and ordinary, like nothing could be added to make it more interesting or nothing remarkable could happen in these dusty walls.

But my thoughts proved to be incredibly wrong.

To distract myself from my growing lack of comfort from the dim, flickering lights and dark, ominous stains on walls, I reminded myself of my task.

I had to sneak into Prufrock Prep and steal the files of the detailed history of V.F.D, for V.F.D itself to gain a better understanding.

Well when I say V.F.D, I specify Quigley, Duncan and I as we are the last known and active field agents. The rest are uncertain, missing or dead.

I spotted the sign marked Prufrock Prep and began ascending the rust-stained ladder, brainstorming how I could hide and smuggle the files out of Nero's office, or whoever is the Vice-Principal at present.

As the trapdoor opened with a quiet creak, I rolled back the rug, and after a cautionary scan of the room, I crawled out onto the hard, scratchy carpet. I got to my feet and began walking to the filing cabinet. Rummaging through files, I found the folder I was searching for.

"Bingo." I muttered to myself.

"Of all people, I didn't think I would see you here, Isadora."

I nearly dropped the file, then stood, frozen on the spot, my heart pounding.

It wasn't the nasal voice of Nero, the voice I expected. It was much different.

It was a voice that pronounced every syllable correctly, a much softer voice, with a much more familiar tone to it.

The voice of Klaus Baudelaire.

"Klaus?" I said hopefully, turning on my heel.

And there he was, with his knitted sweater, collared shirt, ruffled brown hair, crooked glasses and heartfelt smile.

Just as he always looked. My heart sparkled a bit.

I beamed at him with the entirety of my world of euphoria upon seeing him.

"Klaus!" I yelled, dropping the file and charging for him, tackling him in a tight embrace.

"Issy! Oh, it's been a millennia!" He exclaimed returning the embrace, just as fiercely.

"I agree." I replied.

Finally we parted, and our foreheads creased together.

"Where have you been?!" We cried at each other in unison.

We both reddened.

"I was escaping the Great Unknown, then sorting out a few secret missions for V.F.D." I recounted.

"We were getting off the island where the possible creator of V.F.D, Ishmael, dwelled. Then we were completing missions for V.F.D, too. Though, why wouldn't we have crossed paths earlier? Odd." Klaus mused.

I pondered the thought, frowning.

"That is rather strange." I replied.

Klaus brushed the thought off.

"Are you all safe though? How are Quigley and Duncan?" Klaus asked.

I rolled my eyes at the thought.

"Oh, well, Duncan was partnered with a certain auburn haired girl, we know as Miss Carmelita Spats for a mission. If she even deserves the title miss," I began.

Klaus scoffed.

"How's he coping with that?"

"Brilliantly actually. Last report I heard, Duncan is intent on changing her title to Mrs. Carmelita Quagmire." I said in light disgust.

Klaus spluttered repeatedly.

"What? What?! Carmelita? Carmelita?! The girl who sings her name at the end of every irritating and non-rhyming song?! Are you sure?! Really?! My goodness, what has this world come too?" Klaus exclaimed indignantly.

"My response was the same. Only Quigley remained unaffected because he believes everyone deserves a second chance. Utter nonsense. He's never met her." I replied grimly.

Klaus blinked the disbelief and horror out of his face, before changing the subject.

"How's-"

"Shh!" I whispered wheeling around at the sound of footsteps. They were headed towards us. I picked up the file and ran to the rug in the centre of the room.

Tossing the corner up, I unlatched the trap door and scurried down the ladder.

"Come on Klaus!" I whisper-screamed at his awkwardly-positioned silhouette hovering above me.

Quickly he hurried down the ladder, and rolled the rug back over the trap door. The trap door clicked shut just as footsteps began to pound above us.

Panting, we looked at each other and smiled.

"So, how's-"

I don't know what fuelled me to do it. Maybe, being in danger stirred my old feelings. Maybe the way he looked at me with admiration and happiness, just kickstarted my heart. Who knows, maybe I was just being a pubescent teenager. Whatever the reason, something inside me clicked.

"I've missed you Klaus." I whispered, nearing him.

"Me too."

Before I knew it, I instinctively threw my arms around him and kissed him.

As our lips met, static electricity coursed through my veins, making me giddy. I felt starbursts of golden elation, flickers of surprise and tingles of excitement.

When we finally pulled apart I don't know what happened to me either.

Maybe I was confused with my numerous, overwhelming emotions. Maybe my first kiss provided me with weird side affects. Perhaps I just wanted to be humorous.

I guess I'll never find out. Anyway, the moment our lips parted I burst into laughter, alongside Klaus.

We laughed the merriment out of our souls, the joyous sound echoing along the tunnel walls.

It seemed a foreign sound to me at first, but slowly the sound became familiar, until I was only focused on the shaking of my lips and the warm tears of mirth, slipping down my cheeks.

After what seemed a euphoric eternity, our laughter ceased.

I beamed again at Klaus.

Then I felt cold panic rise through me.

Was this the end? Were we going to have to split ways again? Was I going to lose him? I couldn't!

"Oh Klaus, come with me." I whispered longingly to him.

"How could I refuse?" He teased, before he grinned, "I was about to suggest the same."

I beamed as our warm fingers tangled, and we began to walk back to V.F.D headquarters and begin a conversation of all the things we had done since we parted.

As the lights flickered, we held each other, laughing at jokes we made and smiling and blushing at descriptive compliments we voiced.

And as I enjoyed this moment, I realised something.

How good it was to be "we" again.

#klaus baudelaire #isadora quagmire #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #kladora #klaudora #klaus x isadora #isadora x klaus #isadora quagmire x klaus baudelaire

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ongaku-ato-kakikomi · 2 years

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could i please request an angst to happy ending duncan quagmire x reader where reader feels insecure because duncan has been spending an awful lot of time with violet. is it possible if you could add the scene where violet and duncan were staring at each other at the cafeteria, which makes the reader distant from duncan and thinks that duncan doesn't love her anymore. i'm apologize if this is too specific 🙏, i just love the way you write your works so much.

(A/N): Just in case you haven’t read my rules, I’d like to remind everyone that I only write platonic imagines for kid characters, so I’ve changed the “love” insecurities to “friendship” insecurities instead. I hope this is okay with you and that you’ll still love this.

You take your first steps towards the cafeteria with reddish and puffy cheeks, your hands tight into fists of anger as a glint of embarrassment is shown through your eyes. Duncan Quagmire, the one boy who you consider your best friend, hasn’t showed up at your usual morning meeting by the library’s doors. This is the third time he has ditched you, or rather “forgot”, as he adores to say whenever you confront him about it. Even his sister has been spending relatively less time with you than she used to, and you’re trying your best to not let their new behavior go to your head.

You walk further down the hall, the cafeteria’s doors coming closer and closer. You try to ignore the mocking snickers from the other students, but it only seems to make your blush worsen. Why did Duncan have to forget you again? It’s already hard enough to be the school’s pariahs when you’re together, you can’t quite go through it if you’re alone, and he knows it. So why has both he and his sister insisted of not showing up for the past week?

You’re not an idiot. You got a suspicion it has to do with the Baudelaires who recently got enrolled at the school. They’re nice, friendly, smart. From the few conversations you’ve had with Klaus and Violet, you think you could even become friends. Hell, you gladly welcomed them and their little sister into your friend group... but as the days went by, and despite Duncan’s best apologies and reassurances, it seems more and more like your “friends” want the new siblings to replace you instead of making them a new addition.

You stop in front of the closed doors, a shaky sigh escaping your lips, then you walk in. The busy room and the loud screams hide your entrance, your eyes immediately turning towards you and your friends’ usual table in the cafeteria. Your heart sore at the sight of the Baudelaires sitting there with the Quagmires, Klaus and Isadora talking to each other with a bright passion in their faces, while Violet looks down at her lap with a shy smile right as Duncan sends her a warm one.

A thread of jealousy inserts itself in your chest.

You were right. You knew you’d be right. Duncan has given up on your friendship, all to have one with a smarter girl, a prettier girl, a nicer girl. He and his sister found better people to spend their time with, and getting rid of you is apparently the one thing that was stopping them. Why else would they forget about you so easily?

Violet looks up towards Duncan, her eyes meeting you from afar instead. Her smile disappears to let place to a worried look when she sees the tears on your face, but she barely has time to open her mouth that you’re already turning around and running out. You don’t want anyone to see you like this, but worse of all, you don’t want Duncan to see you like this. It would only prove that you’re weak and undeserving of his friendship... and you sure as hell don’t want your other camarades to witness your tears.

You find a dark cranny in a random hallway, hiding yourself behind a pillar as you try to muffle your sobs through your hands. Why did your parents had to send you to this place? You want nothing but to go back home right now. Where its warm and full of love... you’d give anything to feel your father’s embrace while your mother fixes you up a hot chocolate for comfort.

“(Y/N)?”

You tense up when you hear his voice, looking towards its origine to see Duncan sending you an unreadable look a mere few metres away.

“Leave me alone.” You turn your back at him, crossing your arms over your chest as you hold back another sob. “That’s what you and Isadora want anyway.”

“Is that why you’re crying?” He approaches you, sadness overcoming his eyes. “You think we don’t want you around anymore?”

You give out a scoff, squeezing your arms tighter. “Well, why else would you have left me hanging at the library?”

Realization seems to hit him, a look of guilt taking over his features. “(Y/N), I’m so sorry... I forgot-”

“Yeah, right.” You send him a glare, tears continuing to fall down your cheeks. “You sure like to forget a lot.”

“I’m sorry... the Baudelaires said Sunny was hungry, so we headed straight to the cafeteria.” He reaches out for your shoulder, but he stops when you flinch away. “I... I’m sorry; I... I thought you’d join us.”

Your lips stretch into a hard smile. “Must have missed your telepathic message then.”

“You have the right to be mad...” He manages to take a hold of your hand, squeezing it to stop you from pulling it back from him. “But don’t listen to your head, (Y/N)... the Baudelaires are nice, but you’ve been my best friend since we’ve enrolled here. You really think I’d just want to throw our friendship away like that?”

You look down at his hands holding yours, a lump forming inside your throat as you remember all the hard times you’ve lived through together. A sigh escape your lips, embarrassment taking over your cheeks once more as you refuse to look into his eyes.

“... no...”

He gives out a smile, tilting his head so he can look at your face. “I’m really sorry for the way I’ve been treating you... but if you can forgive me, I’d really like for you to join us.”

You look back at his eyes, hesitation on your features. “Won’t that bother the Baudelaires?”

“You’re kidding, right?” He chuckles, shaking his head. “I think Violet asked twenty times when you’d be joining us. And don’t get me started on all the theories Klaus wants to share with you...”

You manage to give out a genuine smile through your tears, using your free hand to wipe a few of them away.

“Come on...” He gently pulls your out of the dark cranny, leading you back towards the cafeteria. “I bet you’re just as hungry as Sunny is.”

You chuckle at his words, a sense of hope taking over your chest despites the lingering insecurities swirming inside your mind.

Maybe you’ll give this whole thing another chance before throwing it all away.

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #duncan quagmire #duncan quagmire imagine #duncan quagmire imagines #platonic #a series of unfortunate events imagine #a series of unfortunate events imagines #asoue imagine #asoue imagines #imagine #imagines #reader insert #request #requests

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ssadumba55 · 3 years

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Baudelaires/Quagmires and Metalhead Reader

Request: Can I have a headcanon about the reaction of Baudelaires and Quagmaires to you being a metalhead and playing electric guitar, pls? Thanks!

A/n: These are short because I literally don't know much about either of these things but I wanted to try!

Violet

Violet would probably love it

As soon as she finds out, she thinks it's hilarious but she also thinks it suits you

She would definitely ask if you could teach her how to play the electric guitar

It's not really her thing, but she loves to learn about the things that make the people she cares about happy

The two of you would spend hours together with headphones on, listening to metal music and laughing

If you ever went to a concert, she would be there with you jamming out

Like I said, she's not super into it but she would vibe with it just because it makes you happy and also because if she turns it up sometimes it gets Klaus to stop bothering her

Klaus

Klaus hates that stuff, mostly just because he prefers instrumental music and that's way too different

But he would never give you crap for liking it

And if someone tried to give you crap for liking it, oh boy, he would not stand for it

He would prefer to stick to his own interests, but he respects yours and would ask you questions about it from time to time

He's the type of guy who would bring out his classical instruments and play them while you play your electric guitar, you can barely hear them over your guitar but you love playing with him

Isadora

Isadora doesn't really understand metal at all

Music is very poetic to her and she doesn't understand why anyone would enjoy music that isn't like that

So she'd be very interested in everything you'd have to say about it

She'd even take notes

Would buy you stickers to stick on your electric guitar

Somehow, you would probably get her sucked into it too

She doesn't seem the type, but when around you she would definitely be into it

Duncan

Duncan also isn't a huge fan of metal music

But he doesn't want to make you feel bad about your taste in music, after all, things like that are awfully subjective

He will try to listen to it but you will be able to tell he hates it

You'll probably laugh and tell him he doesn't have to listen but he'll insist he's fine

Still, you won't force him to listen to it again

He does think your guitar is cool, though

He will want to play with it a bit, even if he has no idea how it works

No concerts for him though, he couldn't handle that

Quigley

Quigley definitely loves metal too

He gives me secret metalhead vibes, I don't know why maybe I'm wrong and instead you get him into it

Either way, you and him listen to metal together all the time

He actually gets an electric guitar too, to play with you

You love to annoy his siblings together

Tell me he wouldn't go to a concert with you, he would

And he would be just as into it, if not moreso, than you

#asoue headcanons #asoue imagine #violet baudelaire imagine #violet baudelaire x reader #klaus bauelaire imagine #klaus baudelaire x reader #isadora quagmire imagine #isadora quagmire x reader #duncan quagmire imagines #duncan quagmire x reader #quigley quagmire imagine #quigley quagmire x reader

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ven10 · 4 months

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hello :D! i'm curious that with the quagmires being your favorite characters, do you have headcanons for them, pre and/or post canon?

Hiya! :) I have SO MANY hcs about them so thanks for asking!!!! :D

Pre-canon relationship dynamic:

Quigley was closer to Isadora than to Duncan before the fire although he still was really close to Duncan too. I mainly think this bc in ‘The Slippery Slope’ Quigley mentioned Isadora on her own a few times, even quoting a couplet she wrote, whereas he only mentioned Duncan when talking about both of his siblings.

In order of most to least mischievous growing up I feel like it’d go Quigley, then Isadora and lastly Duncan.

Games/How the triplets would play when they were young:

Duncan: Would grab any random object of *aproximately* the right size (could be one of his mother’s shoes or it could be a spatula) and pretend it was a microphone. He’d follow people around “reporting” (more so narrating,really) what they were doing. This would REALLY annoy Isadora bc the worst thing when having writer’s block would be to have someone right beside you describing how you “stare blankly at a page in anguish. No inspiration detected for at least another treacherous week”.

Quigley: Strikes me as the kind of guy to climb trees, regardless of age tbh. He just has the vibe.

He would build forts at EVERY opportunity. Duncan once challenged him to build one in every room of the mansion and he almost did, with the exception of his parents’ office which was always locked.

He’d also draw loads. His drawing of a cave in TSS was described as an “elegant rendering” so I imagine he started doing art young. He’d get too passionate with a box of crayons and end up snapping most of them though. For his sixth birthday he’s gifted one of those pencils with multiple colours in the led and somehow angles it so that all the purple is used up first.

Isadora: She’d write plays for her+her siblings to perform for their parents+their parents’ friends that had surprisingly dark plot lines, especially for a 7 year old. Oh, and all the lines would rhyme, of course. She’d get annoyed when people read the script and asked if it was all one long song rather that the masterpiece of poetry she intended it to be perceived as.

Quigley would really enjoy acting in her plays+pour his heart and soul into the performance. Duncan would get really excited about it and do great when practicing with just the three of them but when it came to the actual performance he’d get shy+back out meaning Quigley or Isadora have to fill in for his role.

🎃 Halloween:

For Halloween one year, Isadora thought it’d be an amazing idea to dress up as Evelyn the conjoined twin bc she loved the song ‘Evelyn Evelyn’ based on her but Quigley found their story too depressing and Duncan didn’t like that it meant one of the triplets would get left out. Quigley suggests ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’ as a group costume earning instant “no”s from his siblings. They end up dressing in individual costumes based off historical figures (A poet, an investigative journalist and an explorer) but create their own story involving time-travel that connects the 3 characters.

Isadora loves Halloween as she is a goth(headcannon) so it really goes with her vibe. Quigley takes information about monsters/spooky creatures like vampires or werewolves and uses it to decide on which part of the world would be best for them to inhabit. Duncan then uses Quigley’s theories to research newspaper articles from the area, searching for any sign of the creatures.

Style/Fashion sense 🌟🧥

Duncan 📰:

Comfy green jumpers/sweaters or sweater-vests, white short-sleeved dress shirts and dress trousers/pants. (Pre-canon)

Comfy green polo-neck jumpers and (usually brown) corduroy pants/trousers and either dark green or white high top shoes. (Post-canon) Occasionally wears neatly applied eyeliner. The slight change in style is bc Duncan doesn’t want to wear clothes that feel so similar to a school uniform after spending so much time with those as his only clothes at Prufrock. He’ll occasionally wear hoodies but not if he’s to be seen in public.

Owns a few T-shirts with Dorothy Parker quotes which he cherishes and wears daily, even if they can’t be seen under the jumper/sweater. One quote he’d have is: “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue”

Isadora+Quigley once bought him a quirky reporter’s hat with a feather in it as a joke but Duncan ended up adoring it; convincing himself it gave him an extra boost of inspiration when writing articles. 🪶

Has a Polaroid camera looped round his neck 📸

Quigley 🗺:

Initially, he struck me as a rucksack guy but I was reading over TSS yesterday and discovered he canonically uses a totebag, “I was putting an atlas in a totebag I found”-Quigley Quagmire (‘The Slippery Slope’ Chapter 8, page 148) so technically that’s a canon not a headcanon but oh well 🙃

Wears clothes more so for practicality than for style, although if he has a choice he’ll get things in dark purple.

He’d wear cargo pants bc of all the pockets; this would inspire Isadora to write a poem titled ‘Two and a half’ about a scientist who was trying to clone someone twice but messed up, resulting in one of the copies (Quigley) having no legs.

He would also wear a jacket with tonnes of pockets bc it’s practical for the explorer’s life he leads plus it looks cool. Although, it looks a little less cool when he stitches on a hood with fabric that doesn’t even match.

He drew maps on a couple of T-shirts and wears those, unfortunately he has to redraw them every time they get washed.

Wears exclusively boots bc of their grip+durability, one boot would have purple laces and the boot on the other foot would have black laces bc the original lace got stuck in a thorn bush so he stole borrowed one of Isadora’s.

As for accessories; a compass on string looped round his neck, clips shoved in at random to keep hair from falling in his face as he climbs, a hat/beanie with pins on it

Also: Frayed fingerless gloves!!! I saw this in one of Quill’s art pieces of Quigley and like the idea immensely ( @lemonysnicket ) :))

Always has the most RANDOM items in his pockets; will reach in looking for a packet of gum and come out with binoculars.

Isadora 📜:

Goth.Goth.Emo.Goth.

Wears almost exclusively black: Black boots or high top converse (with doodles on the white toe bit in sharpie),

Wore black nail polish pre-canon. At Prufrock she improvises using black markers+pens on her nails. She once tried the same trick for mimicking eyeliner…it did not turn out well and Duncan brings it up at the WORST times.

Wears winged black eyeliner, smudged under the eyes.

Likes long swishy skirts (midi skirts). They’re sometimes a bit impractical but if she’s just spending the day writing poetry it’s fine. Otherwise she likes cuffed shorts with leggings underneath.

Violet once bought fishnet gloves bc she liked how they looked but gave them to Isa after they kept getting caught in her inventions. Isadora loves them even more bc they’re from Violet.

Has a really cool leather jacket but doesn’t wear it much bc she secretly worries that she isn’t cool enough for the jacket.

Has a T-shirt with all of Sappho’s poems printed out really small and arranged into a picture of Sappho herself. Quigley owns a similar one but his contains the bee-movie script.

Cooking abilities ranked🍳:

1: Quigley 🗺- he’s the best bc he had to cook for himself while “dead”. Granted, he did just eat canned peaches, toasted marshmallows, almonds and carrots but he had to find his own food anyway so that’s a start.

2: Isadora 📜- Her meals at Prufrock were cooked for her but it’s possible she had to cook for Duncan and herself at previous guardians. This task would fall on her as Duncan used to be afraid of stoves for a while after the fire

‘ “For a long time,” Duncan admitted, “I was afraid of any kind of fire. I didn’t even like to look at stoves.”’ -The Austere Academy, Chapter 3, page 47.

3: Duncan 📰- For the reason above and also bc he seems like the kind of guy who would mess up simple dishes by trying to apply extra information, “I read in a news article once about a famous chef who’d put mozzarella in porridge for extra flavour, let’s try that!” (Made-up quote)

Choice of stationary 🖊

Isadora: Fountain pen ✒️ bc it makes her poetry look fancy

Duncan: Biro bc it doesn’t smudge easily and he needs to writes down a lot of info quickly for his journalism 🖊

Quigley: Coloured biros bc they make maps easily decipherable+they don’t smudge easily which is useful for accuracy

In a modern AU Quigley has a 6 hour screen time average and it is ENTIRELY Google maps. Duncan listens to podcasts. Isadora’s Pinterest is made up completely of quotes.

Books/Literature 📚:

Apart from atlases, Quigley reads fantasy books with maps. He would adore books in the Grishaverse bc of this, especially obsessing over the canal system of Ketterdam which can be seen in detail in a map in ‘Crooked Kingdom’ by Leigh Bardugo. 📚 🧙‍♀️ However, with the Grisha triology (Shadow and Bone, Siege and Storm + Ruin and Rising) he would be disappointed by how little the cartographer/ex-cartographer protagonist mentions maps.

Duncan would enjoy the ‘A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder’ series due to the strategic, organised layout alongside Pip-the protagonist- ‘s note-taking skills. As Duncan aspires to be an investigative journalist he’d be enthralled by the investigations that are central in these books. He would annotate the books as he reads them; filling them with his own theories as well as highlighting important information.

The poem ‘Long Distance II’ by Tony Harrison doesn’t consist of rhyming couplets but I think Isadora would find its portrayal of grief powerful regardless of whether it’s in her preferred poetic format. Especially as it’s about the loss of family members.

Quigley would create his own fantasy map using tea-stained paper with rice spilled on it, drawing around the rice to get the outline of a country. He’d be really strategic about the details he draws though; having mountains before rivers so the water runs off of them etc. 🗺

Favourite Colours 🎨:

Isadora: Pitch black 🖤

Duncan: Dark green 💚

Quigley: Dark purple💜

(Bc of their notebooks 📓)

Thanks for the ask!! :) <3

I wasn’t sure what to include so I wrote quite a bit, this was me restraining myself tho. I think about the Quagmire triplets a LOT :). This is only the tip of the iceberg ;)! :) I also have kind of detailed hcs about injuries the triplets would have after the eagle fight if u want to hear about that.

Please send more asks if you like! You can be as specific as you like, especially if it’s about the Quagmires! :D

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Comfort | D.Q. (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Summary: A reporter asks questions about the girl who has the universe on her eyes.

Warnings: None

Words: 3,4k

Requested: Yes

Duncan had written everything he had seen, touched, or tasted just like the true journalist that he is but one thing that he can’t reach is the stars and Y/n. The girl that lives next door of the Quagmires, and when he already dared to talk to the girl, luck was not on his side. Just as he thought that a normal day of his parent’s returning home, his house had perished from the fire along with his brother and parents.

Before the night had befallen, he was watching the girl set up a telescope at her own rooftop. He was curious about the astronomical objects and the beyond, but fate had other plans for him. His mother who walked passed by and saw his son watching the next-door neighbor prepare her tools to use.

“Why don’t you go talk to her? A great journalist asks their questions and not keeps them for themselves.” His mother said as they both looked at the girl who was shouting at another person below.

“I don’t know Mom, I haven’t built up my confidence to talk to her.” He replied and turned to walk away.

“Questions unanswered would only make you curious, and would not leave you satisfied. I say that you go talk to her and see for yourself how much she knows about astronomy. It would be a great addition for your report at dinner later but with her permission of course.” Mrs. Quagmire said, Duncan added, “I’ll talk to her tomorrow then, I’ll prepare my questions beforehand.” He smiled and walked back to his room.

That night, at the small notebook, that he had always brought wherever he went, containing questions, observations, interviews, and findings that he did. He had written two pages long questions that he would ask the girl ranging from What constellations intrigued her the most to personal questions about the girl’s life. Sure their next-door neighbor is a mystery, just like what's beyond the atmosphere, but he was ready to know what secrets the universe and she hides.

Just as the night air was peaceful and Y/n who spent her dinner looking at the stars, and jotting them down in her notebook. She stood up to head down when she saw a mysterious car parked outside her next-door neighbors, at first she didn’t mind and let it off because she had better things to do before going back to Prufrock Preparatory School.

Her mother insisted that it would be great that she studied in her alma mater. She could only nod and smile at her mother’s request; she didn’t want to argue further and let her mother be angry with her but it did seem like Prufrock is great as it sounds due to its given Pamphlet from the mail.

But when she was resting just to stargaze and look up at the night sky, she felt something warm coming from her side. It felt like she was down at the fireplace in their living room; when she sat up from her lying down form, Y/n saw that the next-door neighbor’s house erupted in a big fire.

“Fire! There is a fire!” She shouted and immediately climbed down towards her bedroom window, not even minding that her mother was probably in her beauty’s sleep. She banged the door loudly to wake everyone in her house and grabbed to wake her mother.

“There is a fire next-door, we should help them!” She urged, her father already on his feet, had started to run to where his tools lay, to get a bucket of water. Her mother immediately called the fire department for help, Y/n walked out barefooted and looked at the front door we’re the two siblings covered in their own blankets stood. The Quagmires whose faces were covered in cinder, watch as their house burns, waiting anxiously for their family member’s to step out. But to no avail, none did. Not even the other ⅓ of the triplets or their parents, they stood mortifyingly looking at the front door which already turned into ash in mere seconds. Y/n stepped forward touching them both lightly at their shoulders, Y/n's mother who just walked out of their house, grabbed the two kids and bundled them under her touch, Comforting them as they stared at the house that stood tall, falling in nothing but ash.

All Duncan could hear was the white noise in his mind, his brother and parents have gone in a blink of an eye. He couldn’t breathe properly, all he saw was his mother telling him to stay safe as she goes fetch Quigley at the library. All he saw was his mother running back, and never coming back. He was far too speechless but he wanted to cry, it was happening too fast. When the fire truck came it was far too late, his family was gone except for his sister who held his hand throughout the night.

Mrs. L/n who talked to the authorities about what happened, and had argued about letting the children stay at her place first before being questioned by the police. Isadora watched the scene unfold, and his brother who was on the brink of breaking down could only act as the anchor for both of them. It seemed like Mrs. L/n won the argument and ushered the children inside her home, provided them with warm drinks and clean towels to wipe off the cinder of their faces.

Y/n had stood outside the door of their living room, staring at the children at their sofa, the boy had looked far too broken and unstable while the girl tried to give up a strong act in front of her. She handed them both warm drinks and stood idly at the door when she was done. She wanted to talk to them but what can she say at this moment, “I’m sorry for your loss?” when it’s far too early and might put them into shock. Y/n gave them the space they needed and walked to the room of her parents.

“What will happen to them?” She asked but her parents didn’t know what to say, at the moment her questions were left unanswered. Her father offered her a hug, and she instantly loosens up to his comforting touch.

Downstairs at the home of Y/n, the siblings sat quietly. Isadora looked at his brother who was far too quiet, they both knew that they couldn’t sleep it off. Tomorrow they’ll be questioned and assigned to their guardians. Duncan feared that he would be placed in an orphanage and probably separated with his sister and that if it did happen there would be less chance of them meeting. He was beyond terrified to even cry, it was like he felt all the emotions of anguish, pain, distress, and most of all was sadness. He didn’t want to cry, he wanted to be strong to protect his sister, and he would fight for them not to be separated, ever.

Y/n light footsteps could be heard as she appeared at the doorway of the living room, she bit her lower lip in anxiousness. She knocked lightly at the wood to not startle the Quagmire siblings. Both of them looked at her, what she saw was their downcasted eyes filled with sorrow.

“I- If you need anything don’t be afraid to ask me, or if you want to talk I’m all ears. Nobody had to walk this path alone, you don’t need to bottle it all up inside of you. I don’t want to push you guys into talking…” Y/n stuttered and for the first time, the siblings felt like they really could talk to someone, not just to each other but to someone who could understand and almost felt their pain. Both of them breathed out the heavy sigh they’ve been holding on, feeling like almost the weight on their shoulders is lifted by someone who would be willing to help them.

“I think that would be nice Y/n, but not now,” Isadora said sincerely and Y/n immediately nodded in understanding.

“Oh! Then call me if you ever need anything.” Y/n exclaimed and waved goodbye to them.

That night neither the siblings nor Y/n ever batted a blink of sleep, Y/n didn’t realize that she had actually fallen asleep as soon as the morning sun basked her bedroom window. When her mother walked in to wake her up, she saw the bags under her eyes and decided to let her daughter rest some more. The Quagmires had already gotten up and folded their own blankets. Mr. L/n had gone down to prepare breakfast for all of them when a knocking came from their front door. A woman dressed in a nice suit had claimed that she was in charge of Orphan Affairs, therefore taking the Quagmire children to their respective guardian. Mr. L/n arguing that she should let the children have breakfast first and he would not let them go with an empty stomach.

“I think you can spare 15 minutes or so, I would not let these children go before I feed them well enough. You’re rushing them to go too fast!” Mr. L/n argued and his wife stood beside him for support. The lady in a suit could only sigh and look at the watch on her hand and added, “Then I’ll give you 15 minutes. After that, say your farewell, this might be your last time meeting them.” She sternly said with a raised eyebrow.

“Why don’t you sit down by the living room first, or we offer you breakfast as well?” Mrs. L/n offered but the lady declined. Y/n came when she heard the noise downstairs, still rubbing her eyes open and sat down by the dining table.

“Who is that woman dad?” She whispered when he walked past her.

“She said she’s taking the Quagmires away.” He said back, the children’s gaze widened and all of them stared at the lady who sat too straight at the soft chair.

“I’m sorry Quagmires, I know you are great kids and we are happy to let you stay but we’re not your legal guardians to take care of both of you. The only thing I could do is to delay the inevitable and provide you some breakfast for your long journey, don’t worry I also prepared snacks for your travels.” Mr. L/n smiled and handed them paper bags that were too warm to touch and oddly smell like baked pastries, and the children smiled gratefully at him.

“Thank you,” Duncan replied and looked at the family in front of him. He avoided their gaze as he remembers his parent's comforting aura that made him feel safe.

After eating their breakfast, wash to change into a new set of clothes. The Quagmires could only say their goodbye to the L/n family; They said their thanks. For Y/n she felt like it would be a long time for them to meet again, so she decided to do something to keep in touch.

“Send us letters if you have arrived safely!” Y/n said as the Quagmires boarded at the car of the lady in a suit, they both nodded and waved.

That was back then when the Quagmires still felt safe at the home of the L/n’s, after a short while when they first met their guardian. Not long before their guardian had also died in mysterious circumstances, there was only one placed that accepted them and it was Prufrock Prep. Duncan didn’t feel safe at all, he started getting curious whether all of the deaths are connected. He had read in a newspaper about one fire and orphaned siblings, and after that several deaths were reported in The Daily Punctilio.

At first, the Quagmires were treated as outcasts for being orphans and were mistreated by most of their classmates, except one. Y/n L/n had been attending Prufrock Prep and they could now sigh in relief as they saw a familiar face. When Y/n was assigned to tour them, she hugged both of them tightly as if they were long-lost friends.

“I can’t believe it! I’m so glad to see you again, although I didn’t receive any of your letters after a few weeks. I moved to the dorms here before classes so I could grow to be acquainted with the place. I even tried to ask my mother if she ever received letters from you but sadly there were none.” She smiled and grabbed them both by the arm, as she toured them around.

“We’re sorry we had to move places again, our guardian passed away, therefore, we didn't have the time to write you letters,” Isadora mumbled quietly, making Y/n slow down.

“I’m sorry to hear that, my mother wanted to check up on you but we never got any news. Do you want to go hang out at my dorm later? So we could catch up on where I last missed, and I could give you tips or my notes; although I hardly doubt that you would find it fun. Some staff here are incompetent and would teach you useless things.” She whispered as they headed towards hallways after hallways, and Y/n guiding them.

After that, the Quagmire felt comfortable around Y/n and considered her to be the only person that wouldn’t mind being around orphans even if she was teased by her other classmates about it. Especially Carmelita Spats, who ridicule her for being around 'cake sniffers'. Y/n would be often seen around them, and Duncan couldn’t help but admire her for standing up for them. Y/n gave him the comfort that he needed in this damned place, and he is glad to found a friend. Although now they're close like peas in a pod, he still didn't know much about Y/n other than what she had said; He wanted to know more.

He decided to take his mother’s advice in the first place and talk to the girl. He didn’t want to wait any longer to have the courage to talk to her; he thought that if he didn't take the chance. He might never meet her again.

Notebook in hand, he walked towards Y/n tapped her on the shoulders.

His hands felt sweaty, as did the back of his neck due to being near her.

“Hey Duncan, what’s up?” She asked and smiled at him.

“Do you have the time later, I want to interview you about astronomy. I hope you don’t mind.” He blurted out and when he reached the last sentence, he swore he saw her eyes light up like the stars in the sky. She eagerly nodded and held his hand and replied, “I would love that!”

That night, Duncan had informed Isadora that he would sneak out. Isadora simply smiled teasingly and reassured him that she would be alright and that he must watch out not to get caught.

At the field where Y/n had hidden behind the bleachers, there she sat waiting for Duncan's arrival When he saw his silhouette, she had to reassure first that it was him and not anybody who might snitch on them.

“Y/n!” Duncan called out, and immediately the girl stepped out from her hiding space and ushered him to come to her with a shout, “Over here!”

Duncan walked briskly and sat next to her, while she prepared a telescope and charts of hers. Duncan could only admire the girl who seemed to glow in the moonlight. He could only stare in awe, he grabbed his notebook out of his small bag and decided to read some questions that would be suitable to ask the young astronomer.

“Did you know that the word ‘Astronomer’ is an anagram of moon-starer? I was always staring at the moon, so you might consider me to be a moon-starer. To be precise when I was at the young age of 5 I had always dreamed of being able to walk into the moon and seeing the other side of it. I wanted to see what the moon sees. Sounds so shallow, doesn’t it?” Y/n replied as she gazed upon the crescent moon.

“No, not at all, I think it sounds great that at a young age you already know what you wanted to be.” Duncan sighed and laid down, forgetting about the notes filled with questions but recalling the time that his parents were the one that was with him when he realized what he wanted to be. Y/n stared and smiled and laid down beside him.

“How about we ask each other questions, so I could know you better. You were my neighbor for years and yet I never did know something about you, even if we’re friends now.” Y/n suggested and he hummed in agreement.

“Deal, then let me ask you the first question.” He piped.

“You stated that you wanted to be an astronomer at 5, Was it a hobby that you would always stargaze? Or something just piqued your interest?” He asked and the girl beside him hummed.

“It piqued my interest in how large the universe really is, you see when I was young I would ask questions about the moon whether where it rests and why half of it is missing. As soon as I grew older I would ask complex questions that not even my parents could answer. How about you? When did you learn that you wanted to be a journalist?” She questioned, still looking at the stars.

“It was probably when I was 10 or 11, I actually don’t remember.” He said sadly, he tried to recall this distant memory but his mind only wanders to the fact that it was his parents that helped him discover it and that they were there for him that moment he found out.

“Hey, it’s okay you don’t need to push yourself. You could ask me some more or-” Before she could finish her sentence Duncan cut her off.

“Now I do remember, I remember doing all these crazy things like baking, sculpting, gardening but I never felt the spark. Isadora had wanted to become a poet and Quigley a cartographer, while I still didn't know what I wanted to be. My mother sat down next time one night and told me that I should question myself first and write all about it. The next thing I knew I filled the whole notebook with questions after questions, and that I was always curious and wanted to get all my questions answered. The next morning I conducted my first interview and it was with my mother. She said that I had a knack for being curious and that a great journalist’s first quality is being inquisitive. Did I overshare? I’m sorry it wasn’t supposed to be me that we should talk about.” He stammered but Y/n only smiled sweetly and urged him to continue.

“No, I like hearing you talk. You’ve been so close for so long that I didn’t know whether I would get to know this side of you. Please continue, I won’t mind.” She said and stared at him with blushing cheeks.

“It’s just I’ve been trying to stay strong for Isadora and myself but it’s been hard to just keep it all bottled up. I wanted to keep the memories of my parents alive but it seems that they’re fading and I don’t want that. I don’t want to let them go.” Duncan ranted, he felt tears prickling at the corners of his eye as soon as he let it out of his chest.

“You don’t always have to look strong, there are times when you need to cry and let it out. If you do, I wouldn’t judge because that is how you grieve. Don’t think that you’re letting them go if these memories are suddenly disappearing in your mind, but in your heart, they still live on. It’s okay, I’m here to listen to you.” Y/n reassured him and held his hand while they lay side by side. Duncan suddenly let out a deep breath he has been holding on and squeezed their hands tightly to thank her.

A silent tear fell from the corner of his eye, and he smiled sorrowfully. Y/n had been his comfort and taught him that he didn’t always need to put up a front to act strong and that there are times when you can simply let it go to breathe. He has been dealing with the death of his brother and parents silently and avoiding it altogether, but now that he knew better that he needed to talk about it with someone, either his sister or Y/n. The people who would always listen and comfort him, and wouldn’t leave him all alone to deal with his grief.

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